November 6, 2025 • 37 mins
How to deal with face talkers. Teaching hard lessons to people in public. What do you do when Taps plays? The pain of going bald. The return of penal colonies.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday.
We have all kinds of questions, funny ones, great ones,
angering ones, all kinds of stuff. We're gonna cram as
much as we possibly can into the final hour of
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the show before I check out it here until Monday.
Before we do that, I'm going to talk about Maria
Salazar and the GOP to be specifically, Chris, go ahead
and grab the you know what. To remember the yes,
the Communists, the Democrats are evil and we have to
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defeat them. We can never allow them back into power.
But also remember that we still have a lot of
clean up and clean out to do of the Republican Party.
Maria Salazar after the election, you know, the election didn't
go our way on Tuesday? So what did she do?
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What was her response to it? Was it to re
message things on the economy? Was it? But what was
Maria Salazar's response? I think your response to the election
loss on Tuesday is pretty revealing. Here's what Maria said.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
The Hispanic vote is not guaranteed. Hispanics married President Trump.
They're only dating the GOP. I've been warning it. If
the GOP does not deliver, we will lose the Hispanic
vote all over the country, and unfortunately it happened last night.
In New Jersey and Virginia, Hispanics moved back more than
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twenty five points two of the dem Party twenty five points.
Hispanics want the same thing as any other American, secure borders,
the good economy, get rid of the bad own brace.
But they also want to give dignity to those who
have been here for years and do not have a
criminal record, people that may not have a legality, but
who have been Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Can't deal with her English anymore. It's just more than
I can handle at this point in time. A mendo
mood for it at all. In response to an election loss,
immediately Maria Salazar starts campaigning for her tribe immediately, very tribal. Immediately,
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he Hey, amnesty, that's what we need. Amnesty. So she
may not have a brain in her head. And do
you support a no flies one in Ukraine?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I support everything that has to do with punishing Vladimir
Putin and helping the Ukrainians.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't know what it will mean, but you know
freedom is not.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Free, so you don't know what a no fly zone
will mean. You have to shoot down Russian planes. I mean,
of course, so conventional war with Russia.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Listen, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
She doesn't have a brain, but she doesn't think she
has to. She's there for a tribe. And by the way, Maria,
I have all kinds of Latino friends and Latinos in
my neighborhood. I am almost positive they would never vote
again if the GOP pass amnesty. They would lose their
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freaking minds. If the GOP pass amnesty. Just a heads up,
dear show got oracle. This morning at church there was
a newcomer who was a face talker, just got right
in my personal space. I'd take a step back and
he'd move in. This happened twice before I had to
hold my hand out with the stop sign. It turns
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out my pastor had told him to do this to
mess with me and was laughing hysterically watching this unfold.
Two questions, what should be proper social etiquette in dealing
with personal space invaders and what should be done about
diabolical pastors who encourage such a thing. One, you're very
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blessed to have a pastor who's also just a dude.
I used to I've had a couple like that in
my life. They'd show up at sporting events and root
loudly against the other team and people around them. It
be like pastor and he said, this is a competition,
is it? Not just a dude? Right? Your pastor should
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be a dude, not some effeminate Nancy nancying around up
on stage. A dude, real dude. One, that's cool. Two.
I can tell you what to do about face talkers,
but you're not going to like it. Nobody likes my
solutions for things, even though in the back of their
mind they know the solution is effective. What if I
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told you, for instance, people who talk on speakerphone or
FaceTime or loudly play video games or music or whatever
on their phone in public settings, maybe in an airport
or the doctor's office. How do you take care of
that problem? What do you do? You do it? Back?
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Tell you pull out your phone if someone's doing it,
you crank the volume all the way to the max,
and you fire up the music, baby, fire up the videos.
Believe me when I tell you it has one hundred
percent effectiveness. They will look, they will notice. Now maybe
they'll just be annoyed by you, but oftentimes you can
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see it come over them. Oh I shouldn't do that.
But the problem is, as with so many of my solutions,
it makes people uncomfortable. It makes people feel like a
bad person, and so people will say what they always
say to me, there has to be another way. Let
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me tell you how to deal with face talkers. And
you're not gonna like it, but it works. Spit on
them that explain. I don't want you to hawk a
loogie and spit in their face. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying I've done it multiple times in my life.
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These people, you just get a little extra spit on
your tongue and then you just start talking really really breathly.
And I don't think breath lee is a word, but
you know exactly what I'm saying is gather up into
a little extra spit on you talking to be like, yeah,
I can't believe the Steelers lost yesterday. And let me
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tell you what, buddy, Just like that, personal space comes back,
just like that. That's the only way people want a
nice way out of things. But oftentimes there is no
nice way. You see, let me explain, because this applies
in so many different ways in life. People with values
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who have good parents. Maybe maybe you had a good upbringing,
good mom, good dad. Maybe you had both good coaches,
good teachers, whatever. People with the good upbringing, they don't
realize how unique it is, and they don't realize that
the rest of the planet doesn't have that, and they
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have to be taught. They have to be taught that
they're doing wrong. Bob gets mad at me on the road.
You know, when she gets mad at me on the road,
she's always worried we're gonna get shot. When there's somebody
puttsing along in the left lane, just sauntering along, barely
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go in the speed limit if at all, in the
passing lane, oftentimes with the line of cars behind them
of people who want to get by. When I finally pass,
which I have to pass on the right, which is unsafe,
and you don't want to do it. When I pass
that person, I will mean mug the daylights out of them.
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I will practically press my face to the side window
and make dang sure they look over and see me
glaring at them. And ob is mortified every time. Don't
do that. Why do you have to do that? The bib.
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm not trying to
be rude. That is a human being who was never
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taught by their parents or grandparents or pastors. They were
never taught by the influences in their life. A really,
really key key thing about life. The world doesn't revolve
around you. There are, in fact, I swear this is true,
there are other people on the road, there are other
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people in society. As a matter of fact, the whole
world doesn't orbit around you. That person has never been
taught that. So on the highway they'll put the cruise
control on fifty five, never look in the rear view mirror,
and just go putts it along, completely oblivious that they're
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screwing up traffic for everybody. Unless you teach them, Unless
I teach them, they will go through the rest of
their lives operating as if they're the only people on
the planet. Sometimes adults have to be taught lessons because
their parents never taught them those lessons. When you get
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someone who speaks on speakerphone, loudly watches movies in a
public setting on their phone. You have an obligation to
teach that person a lesson, not out of hate, not
out of spite, because you care for them. Their parents
never cared enough for them. You do teach them. Teach them.
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Pull out that phone, and by the way, you can
find the loudest, most cringey song in the world. I
like to do that. I have some really bad ones
on my phone from kid's birthday parties and stuff. Oh,
I'm blasting it loudly. Oh is that disrupting you? Wow,
that's a real shame. It's annoying when people do that
in public, isn't it. Sorry, we can move on. Let's
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talk about taps, Let's talk about the House and the Senate.
Let's talk about other things. Let's talk about urgency. I
am not a used car salesman, and I don't sell
RVs anymore. But there's something that used to happen when
I had sold used RVs, because those were rare, a
used when a good condition. I would have to make
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a phone call that I hated. I would have to
tell clients of mine who were looking for them. You
need to hurry that this is gonna be gone out
a day or two, you know, that I don't say
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telling you you can have it by Christmas. That window
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You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It
(12:04):
is the Jessie Kelly Show. Cannot get the smile off
my face on a Thursday. Maybe that's just the three
Dog night in me. Though. Let's get back to the questions,
because we don't have much time left. Jesse. If the
Democrats win back the House and Senate, what happens, Well,
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if the Democrats win back the House, Donald Trump is
going to be impeached. Stopped for a second, because let's
lay this out. I don't want anybody to get confused. Remember,
the United States House of Representatives has the power to
impeach the president, all right. Impeaching the president, though does
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not remove him from office. If the United States House
of Representatives impeaches Donald Trump, and they will when they
take back the House, or if they take back the
House again, it is the Senate who then votes to
remove him. Even if Democrats take back the House of Representatives,
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they will not have sixty votes in the Senate by
any measure, they will not have sixty votes in the
Senate to remove him. Will it be annoying, will it
be bad for the country? Of course, of course all
these things will happen. But Donald Trump will be impeached.
That's one of those things that will happen. Another thing
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that will happen. Let's assume they have the Senate too.
There won't be any more of our judges who get through.
We have a Senate full of low tgpers like Lenzi Graham.
And what they will do is when a Democrat is president,
they'll say things like, well he gets the judges he wants. Huh, huh,
love you, South Carolina. And then Democrats when they take
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control of the Senate, they'll say, screw you that judge
doesn't go through. I know it's terrible, but until Republicans
start getting off their butts and voting in primaries, these
are the losers we are stuck with. So Lantagram and
the others won't be able to do anything to stop it.
No more judges through. That's a big deal. Those are
the two kind of big things that will happen. Another thing,
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maybe you consider it big, maybe you don't, is there
won't be any legislation at all. If there is a
piece of legislation that passes through a Democrat House and
Democrats Senate, it will be the worst thing you've ever
seen in your entire life, and every Republican who votes
for it should resign in disgrace. But there probably won't
be any legislation. Now, why, what's the game? What's the gamble? Well?
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I think, well, the shutdown. The shutdown is actually a
good example. This Democrat shutdown here that's apparently coming to
an end. We'll see this Democrat shutdown. What was the game?
What was the gamble? Well, they were banking on a
couple things. One, they were banking on the American public
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blaming the shutdown on Republicans. They wanted pain. They wanted
people to lose snap benefits. They wanted the military to
go without pay. They wanted travel to be delayed. They're
canceling ten percent of flights. I had a flight of
mind canceled already. They wanted these things to happen. They
wanted the American people to hurt. They wanted the American
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people to hurt because they thought it would give them
leverage in negotiations going forward. This is how sick and
demonic these people are now, as far as them having
the House and the Senate goes, what's going to be
the game the exact same thing. Remember we've been talking
about how miserable people are economically. People right now are
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unhappy with the economy. A large enough portion of the
country is that Republicans may be in trouble in the midterms. Well,
if Democrats can stall anything, just stop it all after
the midterms. So let's let's fast forward. We're just we're
just using our forward thinking here. If the Democrats take
back the House and or Senate at the midterms, and
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they just flat out stop any legislation. Well, Donald Trump's
in the White House, and a large quantity of Americans
are so stupid they think the president runs everything and
passes laws. If they don't know anything about the three
brand they don't know what you know. They don't know
anything about the three branches of government and stuff like that,
nothing gets passed. Let's fast forward. It's the year twenty
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twenty eight. Gavin Newsom is up against JD. Vance to
be President of the United States of America. And let's
say you're not you. Let's say you're a ormy. The
economy's bad. Republicans in your mind, you know what you're
gonna say if you're one of these these low info normies.
Republicans had four years and didn't do anything about it.
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I still can't afford anything. I still am working two jobs.
I gave Republicans four years to Gavin Newsom's up there
and he's promising to give me stuff. He's already said
if he gets elected, he's gonna pay off my student loans.
He's gonna give me this. He's gonna give me free
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this and free that. What have Republicans given me? I've
given them four years I'm voting Gavin Newsom. I'm not
saying that's going to work. I'm not saying that's going
to happen. That's not what I'm saying. But I am
definitely saying that is the play. Democrats are going to make,
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make things as miserable and horrible in the country as
humanly possible, and bank on the low infos out there,
the low information voters, bank on them being too stupid
and apathetic to figure out where to appropriately assign the blame.
Then if all goes well, you hope you steal the
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White House in twenty twenty eight, and then they'll have
a lot of us killed and in prisoned. They're going
to everyone thinks I'm radical When I say that, I
would argue you should open up a history book. This
is always the trajectory Communist go. They're going to do worse.
Next time they will. They're going to do a lot worse.
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You feel good, feel ready to go. Tonight, when I
get off work, going for a walk, nice long one,
just a nice long walk in the evening. This happens
to be that teeny tiny fifteen minute window in Texas
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where the weather is bearable. So I'm gonna go home
through on my shoes and shorts and I'm gonna go
walking because I just feel good. I want to feel
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listening to the Oracle. You love this one. It's a
scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. So I need
to remind you one. You can email the show Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. But I got this email,
you know. On Medal of Honor Monday, if the guy
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passed away, we play taps. If at the opening of
the show we honor the fallen, you know, the fallen
in tr things like that, which we've done many times before,
we play taps in their honor. It's something that played
in their honor. And I got to see me and
I guess I never thought about it. But it's a
good email. Jesse. I'm not a veteran of the military,
but I am a thirty three year policeman. What's my
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protocol for when taps is played for a fallen soldier?
Hand on the heart, question mark, thanks for any consideration. Okay,
So I want to say this one. Don't major on
the minor when it comes to honoring the fallen, meaning
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I know there's certain protocols and you should do this,
and should do this, and should do that, but it
is your heart that matters in that moment. In my house,
I'll give you an example. We'll come back to taps
in my house. One year. This is back when I
watched the NFL. It's a few years ago. One year,
we went to a neighbor's house for the Super Bowl.
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This neighbor has another couple they're best friends with, so
they're always together. It's really wonderful. They're great. The close
friends sounds good, but they're always together. And the other
couple not my neighbor. The other couple obviously it's a woman. Well,
one of them is a woman. The national anthem starts
to play for the Super Bowl. Now, in my house,
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whatever happens during the national anthem, you are not going
to talk. You are not going to be on your phone.
If it is a sport event, whatever we're watching. When
the national anthem is on, the bare minimum is you
will shut up. We like to stand up. Maybe you're
not in that in a place where you can do
that in that moment, and that's okay. You're not going
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to get in trouble unless you're running your freaking mouth
or you're on your phone. Show some respect for your country.
Shut your freaking mouth and public. My boys know you
will stop moving. The hat will come off, and you
will put your hand over your heart. Your hat will
come off. You will shut up and stop moving. And
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they're just wonderful about this now. They know we've talked
about it long enough. In people who don't do it
now they're mad at them. Dad, did you see that
guy doesn't matter which I love, okay, But it's about
It's not necessarily about the standing or the hat. It's
about the reverence. It's about where your heart is in
that moment when we play taps to honor the fallen,
and in fact, I think I'm going to in a
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moment it just feels right when we play taps to
honor the fallen. It's not about what you specifically do.
Maybe you're driving, maybe you can't stand, put your hand
over your heart, Maybe you can't close your eyes, and
there's nothing wrong with that. Maybe for you. I will
tell you if I was at home, if I was
in a place I could do it, I would stand up.
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I don't know that I would put my hand over
my heart. I might, but I would stand up. I
would definitely remove my hat. It's not about the hat
or the heart or the standing. It's about respect. It's
about showing reverence to people who gave their lives for
this country, who are no longer here with us to celebrate.
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You know, we got we got holidays coming up, We've
got Thanksgiving, We've got Christmas. Yes, I know, Chris Hanuka,
but we have we have we have things coming up
and This is a time that is particularly hard on
families who have lost someone. Those guys gave that up.
No Christmas this year for them, No no Thanksgiving this
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year for the young men and women who've given their
lives for this country. What you specifically do is not
as important as just the respect level and showing reverence
for it. And in fact, before we get back to
the goofy questions and everything else, we're gonna do that
right now.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Let's move on. Oh I know that was a little heavy.
Speaking of a little heavy. Trump made an announcement today
it's going took. The audio is a little rough, it's
a little faint, so lean in, turn up the radio.
He made an announcement to do that.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
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you down, let's lift people back up. Big shout out
to the feminists out there, A big day for you,
a big day for your big life. Hey Jesse, is
it elitist to have very little patience and feel extreme
frustration with all the people running around as if the
end of the world is happening now, when hyperinformed people
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like myself and probably most of your listeners have known
and watched this situation unfold our whole lifetime. Sometimes I
feel like I shouldn't have this visceral, and he explains
what that means. No reaction to all these people. Am
I the bad guy? I absolutely detest elitists and communists,
and it seems like perhaps my California upbringing is leading
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me to that. I thought, I see what the Great
Oracle has to say about it, said, he listens on Spotify.
Remember you can listen to the podcast version. iHeart Spotify iTunes.
Do you remember the story about the prodigal son Chris's
New Testaments. You probably wouldn't remember, but the story Chris
of claims he knows anyway. The prodigal Son's story Father rich,
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father has two sons. One of his sons decides he
wants to go be a party animal says, Dad, give
me all the money from my inheritance. Dad gives him
all the Money's son goes off, blows the whole thing
on beer in Las Vegas and everything out, whatever the
biblical version of that was back then ends up flat broken,
busted and miserable. Comes back home. Father sees him from
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a long way off. Father runs out, hugs him, kisses him,
puts a robe on him, and says, Hey, the finest
meal in the world is about to be yours. I
am so happy my son's home. Everyone knows that part
of the story. The part of the story that's kind
of forgotten is the other son who didn't run off.
He didn't go to Las Vegas. He's a little bit offended.
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Wait a minute, I did the right thing this whole time.
I didn't go to Vegas. I didn't do that. You're
not throwing a feast for me. What is dirtball son?
Get But the point is you're happy everyone's back home
and should be you. You will have an elevated place
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above the other, but you can still be happy he's
back home. I bring this up to you because I
struggled with this mightily during COVID. Before they as soon
as they started sniffing around about that fifteen days to
slow the spread, I lost my mind. I told everyone
what a disaster it was. You remember, but how dumb
it was that it's lost my mind? And then so
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many people kind of ignored it or thought I was
being extreme. Friends of mine texting me, Jesse, you sure,
and then pick your timeline. Fifteen days later, a month later,
six months later, people start coming out of the woodwork.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You were right, man, you were right, man, you were right.
And you know what, I struggled with you, piece of crap?
Where were you when it mattered? What does that do now?
Why weren't you caught up with me back when it mattered?
And you know what? That was wrong? Everybody wakes up
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in their own time. Everyone discovers the truth in their
own time. If you happen to be ahead of others, good,
that's a good thing. You don't want to be dead last.
But when people wake up, if you're liberal, aunt Peggy
walks in the house tomorrow and says, hey, I realized
communism is wrong. It's evil. Makes me miserable. I think
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I'm going to start finding out about freedom and America
and loving this place. It would be easy to be
like you, idiot. You voted for Biden. You piece it,
Open up your arms, give her a hug and EXTRAX
I'm kidding. Give her a hug and bring her into
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful wonderful Thursday, Chris.
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If you're wondering what I was just doing, Jewish producer
Chris is glaring at me right now through the glass
because I just scratched my neck and then I looked
at my fingers, which I realized now in hindsight that
probably doesn't look that great. No, here, it's not that
it's gross, Chris. Let me explain what happened. I got
a haircut right before I came in today. Don't say
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what here? That's rude. Okay, there's enough that grows that
I need to go get it trimmed up. All right,
they have to do a good job. I went and
got a haircut. I didn't have time to go home
and shower. I have been in agony for hours with
these little hairs. They're all down my back and I'm
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just now. You don't know it because I've just chosen
to tough it out for you. But I am miserable. What, Chris,
why don't I get the bald guy shaver thing. I
don't know that I'm ready to go skin bald. I
don't know that I'm ready to do that. Why do
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I have to go skin bald? Can I have? It's
not that there's nothing up top. There's not much, but
not much is not nothing? Now, is it? There's something there? There's, yes,
there is. Don't shake your head. And I don't think
I'm going to do it. I haven't ruled out taking
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something or something and getting some hairback for one last ride, right.
You know what you say this because you have a
big mop of hippie here. I know. I can't wait
to you, Gobald. I hope it's next year. I feel bad,
I feel bad for your lovely bride, but I want
to make fun of you, and that's more important than
anything else. What when's my flight to Turkey? I've considered it.
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You know, everyone keeps everyone who's mean keeps sending me
these really mean emails about here replacement therapy. I'm never
spending that kind of money. God only knows what they
charge for that one. You got to fly to Turkey,
that's costing you a couple grand I bet you. Then
I bet you that's ten thousand dollars plus it's a
Muslim country. I want to see Turkey, but I also
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have hesitations. Maybe not the same amount of hesitation Chris
would have, but I still have hesitation with going to
the food. The food is.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Sub par.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It looks subpar. I don't want to go Jesse live.
This lady lives in Connecticut. Apparently the few Republicans they
had just got wiped out. We want to move to
a red state, but were hesitant due to difficulties obtaining
services for our special needs daughters somewhere else. Since listening
to you, since COVID, I've tried to get more involved,
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but it's like swimming upstream. Advice on how to stay hopeful? Ps.
I love your history lessons, especially how you explain the
information in layman's terms and parenthetically so it's easy to understand. Chris,
what's parenthetically mean? Can you look it up? That she
didn't explain it. Everyone else explains it. That's a huge
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word anyway, Setting aside how parental I was with the
whole thing, how do you stay hopeful? Well, there are
there are some areas in this country that I'm not
going to lie to you. I don't know that you
should have a ton of hope for some of these
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deep blue areas. I don't want to. I don't want
to give you false hope. Some of these deep blue
areas are really, really bad and for the future. As
long as the Democrat Party continues to go its way,
it's go the way it's going, they're going to get
worse before they get better. But that doesn't mean you
shouldn't be hopeful for the country at large. And if
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I may, if you're putting your hope in Republicans or
putting your hope in politics, if that's where your joy lies,
you're going to be disappointed over and over and over again.
Remember when I warned you that Republicans they were going
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to end up cutting some kind of a deal with
Democrats and the shutdown. You do remember when I warned
you about that? Right, Like I said, if you're putting
your hope in politics of the Republican Party, you're going
to be You're going to be served a heaping helping
of disappointment your entire life, like the disappointment Chris's wife
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is going to have when his hair starts falling out.
It's going to be day after day after day of
that for you. And I don't want that for you.
I want it for Chris. I don't want it for you.
All right, And now here's a headline. You know the
thing emails we didn't get to Jesse. I don't get
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why our side wants to deport criminal illegals. They've already
proven they can sneak into our country, but we simply
send them home. They'll just come back. They belong in
our jails like American criminals. I'm totally game for this.
But remember this is why I campaigned loudly and continue
to do so, for prison camps on foreign soil. Yes,
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Chris Greenland is a big one, but I think countries
like France actually had it right where they had penal islands,
colonies on islands. The world kind of got turned off
by that because of all the disease and murder and
everything else that happened little things like that. But if
you enter the United States of America illegally, here we
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have all these disgusting sex offenders and murders and things
like that. You should know you're going to a tropical
wiland and they don't serve my ties there. Jesse, and
the name of a justin merciful Trinidadian line for the
name of a just merciful gun. What do I need
to do to get honey potted? I could be the
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human intelligence they're looking for. This is in reference to
the Russian and Chinese women spies who are coming over
here and seducing American men in power in order to
gather secrets I do. I don't know whether I should
be mortified or prideful about the fact that I'm pretty
sure I have the only audience in conservative radio that
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wrote in emails signing up for such a thing. I
just don't I don't know what to do with you,
but I do know I We'll talk to you again
on Monday. That's all.
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday.
We have all kinds of questions, funny ones, great ones,
angering ones, all kinds of stuff. We're gonna cram as
much as we possibly can into the final hour of
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the show before I check out it here until Monday.
Before we do that, I'm going to talk about Maria
Salazar and the GOP to be specifically, Chris, go ahead
and grab the you know what. To remember the yes,
the Communists, the Democrats are evil and we have to
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defeat them. We can never allow them back into power.
But also remember that we still have a lot of
clean up and clean out to do of the Republican Party.
Maria Salazar after the election, you know, the election didn't
go our way on Tuesday? So what did she do?
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What was her response to it? Was it to re
message things on the economy? Was it? But what was
Maria Salazar's response? I think your response to the election
loss on Tuesday is pretty revealing. Here's what Maria said.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
The Hispanic vote is not guaranteed. Hispanics married President Trump.
They're only dating the GOP. I've been warning it. If
the GOP does not deliver, we will lose the Hispanic
vote all over the country, and unfortunately it happened last night.
In New Jersey and Virginia, Hispanics moved back more than
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twenty five points two of the dem Party twenty five points.
Hispanics want the same thing as any other American, secure borders,
the good economy, get rid of the bad own brace.
But they also want to give dignity to those who
have been here for years and do not have a
criminal record, people that may not have a legality, but
who have been Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Can't deal with her English anymore. It's just more than
I can handle at this point in time. A mendo
mood for it at all. In response to an election loss,
immediately Maria Salazar starts campaigning for her tribe immediately, very tribal. Immediately,
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he Hey, amnesty, that's what we need. Amnesty. So she
may not have a brain in her head. And do
you support a no flies one in Ukraine?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I support everything that has to do with punishing Vladimir
Putin and helping the Ukrainians.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't know what it will mean, but you know
freedom is not.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Free, so you don't know what a no fly zone
will mean. You have to shoot down Russian planes. I mean,
of course, so conventional war with Russia.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Listen, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
She doesn't have a brain, but she doesn't think she
has to. She's there for a tribe. And by the way, Maria,
I have all kinds of Latino friends and Latinos in
my neighborhood. I am almost positive they would never vote
again if the GOP pass amnesty. They would lose their
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freaking minds. If the GOP pass amnesty. Just a heads up,
dear show got oracle. This morning at church there was
a newcomer who was a face talker, just got right
in my personal space. I'd take a step back and
he'd move in. This happened twice before I had to
hold my hand out with the stop sign. It turns
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out my pastor had told him to do this to
mess with me and was laughing hysterically watching this unfold.
Two questions, what should be proper social etiquette in dealing
with personal space invaders and what should be done about
diabolical pastors who encourage such a thing. One, you're very
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blessed to have a pastor who's also just a dude.
I used to I've had a couple like that in
my life. They'd show up at sporting events and root
loudly against the other team and people around them. It
be like pastor and he said, this is a competition,
is it? Not just a dude? Right? Your pastor should
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be a dude, not some effeminate Nancy nancying around up
on stage. A dude, real dude. One, that's cool. Two.
I can tell you what to do about face talkers,
but you're not going to like it. Nobody likes my
solutions for things, even though in the back of their
mind they know the solution is effective. What if I
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told you, for instance, people who talk on speakerphone or
FaceTime or loudly play video games or music or whatever
on their phone in public settings, maybe in an airport
or the doctor's office. How do you take care of
that problem? What do you do? You do it? Back?
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Tell you pull out your phone if someone's doing it,
you crank the volume all the way to the max,
and you fire up the music, baby, fire up the videos.
Believe me when I tell you it has one hundred
percent effectiveness. They will look, they will notice. Now maybe
they'll just be annoyed by you, but oftentimes you can
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see it come over them. Oh I shouldn't do that.
But the problem is, as with so many of my solutions,
it makes people uncomfortable. It makes people feel like a
bad person, and so people will say what they always
say to me, there has to be another way. Let
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me tell you how to deal with face talkers. And
you're not gonna like it, but it works. Spit on
them that explain. I don't want you to hawk a
loogie and spit in their face. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying I've done it multiple times in my life.
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These people, you just get a little extra spit on
your tongue and then you just start talking really really breathly.
And I don't think breath lee is a word, but
you know exactly what I'm saying is gather up into
a little extra spit on you talking to be like, yeah,
I can't believe the Steelers lost yesterday. And let me
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tell you what, buddy, Just like that, personal space comes back,
just like that. That's the only way people want a
nice way out of things. But oftentimes there is no
nice way. You see, let me explain, because this applies
in so many different ways in life. People with values
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who have good parents. Maybe maybe you had a good upbringing,
good mom, good dad. Maybe you had both good coaches,
good teachers, whatever. People with the good upbringing, they don't
realize how unique it is, and they don't realize that
the rest of the planet doesn't have that, and they
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have to be taught. They have to be taught that
they're doing wrong. Bob gets mad at me on the road.
You know, when she gets mad at me on the road,
she's always worried we're gonna get shot. When there's somebody
puttsing along in the left lane, just sauntering along, barely
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go in the speed limit if at all, in the
passing lane, oftentimes with the line of cars behind them
of people who want to get by. When I finally pass,
which I have to pass on the right, which is unsafe,
and you don't want to do it. When I pass
that person, I will mean mug the daylights out of them.
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I will practically press my face to the side window
and make dang sure they look over and see me
glaring at them. And ob is mortified every time. Don't
do that. Why do you have to do that? The bib.
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm not trying to
be rude. That is a human being who was never
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taught by their parents or grandparents or pastors. They were
never taught by the influences in their life. A really,
really key key thing about life. The world doesn't revolve
around you. There are, in fact, I swear this is true,
there are other people on the road, there are other
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people in society. As a matter of fact, the whole
world doesn't orbit around you. That person has never been
taught that. So on the highway they'll put the cruise
control on fifty five, never look in the rear view mirror,
and just go putts it along, completely oblivious that they're
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screwing up traffic for everybody. Unless you teach them, Unless
I teach them, they will go through the rest of
their lives operating as if they're the only people on
the planet. Sometimes adults have to be taught lessons because
their parents never taught them those lessons. When you get
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someone who speaks on speakerphone, loudly watches movies in a
public setting on their phone. You have an obligation to
teach that person a lesson, not out of hate, not
out of spite, because you care for them. Their parents
never cared enough for them. You do teach them. Teach them.
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Pull out that phone, and by the way, you can
find the loudest, most cringey song in the world. I
like to do that. I have some really bad ones
on my phone from kid's birthday parties and stuff. Oh,
I'm blasting it loudly. Oh is that disrupting you? Wow,
that's a real shame. It's annoying when people do that
in public, isn't it. Sorry, we can move on. Let's
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talk about taps, Let's talk about the House and the Senate.
Let's talk about other things. Let's talk about urgency. I
am not a used car salesman, and I don't sell
RVs anymore. But there's something that used to happen when
I had sold used RVs, because those were rare, a
used when a good condition. I would have to make
(10:55):
a phone call that I hated. I would have to
tell clients of mine who were looking for them. You
need to hurry that this is gonna be gone out
a day or two, you know, that I don't say
this often. You need to hurry. If you've been considering
Legacy Box, and I know you have digitizing your home movies,
your pictures. If you are interested in getting this to
(11:19):
somebody as a Christmas gift, and it is the most
precious Christmas gift you will ever give to somebody, you
need to hurry. They not only have a big Black
Friday special going on right now, they will get it
to you by Christmas. But you need to hurry. I'm
not going to be here the first week of December
(11:40):
telling you you can have it by Christmas. That window
will be slammed shut. Legacybox dot com slash Jesse, get
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You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It
(12:04):
is the Jessie Kelly Show. Cannot get the smile off
my face on a Thursday. Maybe that's just the three
Dog night in me. Though. Let's get back to the questions,
because we don't have much time left. Jesse. If the
Democrats win back the House and Senate, what happens, Well,
(12:24):
if the Democrats win back the House, Donald Trump is
going to be impeached. Stopped for a second, because let's
lay this out. I don't want anybody to get confused. Remember,
the United States House of Representatives has the power to
impeach the president, all right. Impeaching the president, though does
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not remove him from office. If the United States House
of Representatives impeaches Donald Trump, and they will when they
take back the House, or if they take back the
House again, it is the Senate who then votes to
remove him. Even if Democrats take back the House of Representatives,
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they will not have sixty votes in the Senate by
any measure, they will not have sixty votes in the
Senate to remove him. Will it be annoying, will it
be bad for the country? Of course, of course all
these things will happen. But Donald Trump will be impeached.
That's one of those things that will happen. Another thing
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that will happen. Let's assume they have the Senate too.
There won't be any more of our judges who get through.
We have a Senate full of low tgpers like Lenzi Graham.
And what they will do is when a Democrat is president,
they'll say things like, well he gets the judges he wants. Huh, huh,
love you, South Carolina. And then Democrats when they take
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control of the Senate, they'll say, screw you that judge
doesn't go through. I know it's terrible, but until Republicans
start getting off their butts and voting in primaries, these
are the losers we are stuck with. So Lantagram and
the others won't be able to do anything to stop it.
No more judges through. That's a big deal. Those are
the two kind of big things that will happen. Another thing,
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maybe you consider it big, maybe you don't, is there
won't be any legislation at all. If there is a
piece of legislation that passes through a Democrat House and
Democrats Senate, it will be the worst thing you've ever
seen in your entire life, and every Republican who votes
for it should resign in disgrace. But there probably won't
be any legislation. Now, why, what's the game? What's the gamble? Well?
(14:46):
I think, well, the shutdown. The shutdown is actually a
good example. This Democrat shutdown here that's apparently coming to
an end. We'll see this Democrat shutdown. What was the game?
What was the gamble? Well, they were banking on a
couple things. One, they were banking on the American public
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blaming the shutdown on Republicans. They wanted pain. They wanted
people to lose snap benefits. They wanted the military to
go without pay. They wanted travel to be delayed. They're
canceling ten percent of flights. I had a flight of
mind canceled already. They wanted these things to happen. They
wanted the American people to hurt. They wanted the American
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people to hurt because they thought it would give them
leverage in negotiations going forward. This is how sick and
demonic these people are now, as far as them having
the House and the Senate goes, what's going to be
the game the exact same thing. Remember we've been talking
about how miserable people are economically. People right now are
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unhappy with the economy. A large enough portion of the
country is that Republicans may be in trouble in the midterms. Well,
if Democrats can stall anything, just stop it all after
the midterms. So let's let's fast forward. We're just we're
just using our forward thinking here. If the Democrats take
back the House and or Senate at the midterms, and
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they just flat out stop any legislation. Well, Donald Trump's
in the White House, and a large quantity of Americans
are so stupid they think the president runs everything and
passes laws. If they don't know anything about the three
brand they don't know what you know. They don't know
anything about the three branches of government and stuff like that,
nothing gets passed. Let's fast forward. It's the year twenty
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twenty eight. Gavin Newsom is up against JD. Vance to
be President of the United States of America. And let's
say you're not you. Let's say you're a ormy. The
economy's bad. Republicans in your mind, you know what you're
gonna say if you're one of these these low info normies.
Republicans had four years and didn't do anything about it.
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I still can't afford anything. I still am working two jobs.
I gave Republicans four years to Gavin Newsom's up there
and he's promising to give me stuff. He's already said
if he gets elected, he's gonna pay off my student loans.
He's gonna give me this. He's gonna give me free
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this and free that. What have Republicans given me? I've
given them four years I'm voting Gavin Newsom. I'm not
saying that's going to work. I'm not saying that's going
to happen. That's not what I'm saying. But I am
definitely saying that is the play. Democrats are going to make,
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make things as miserable and horrible in the country as
humanly possible, and bank on the low infos out there,
the low information voters, bank on them being too stupid
and apathetic to figure out where to appropriately assign the blame.
Then if all goes well, you hope you steal the
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White House in twenty twenty eight, and then they'll have
a lot of us killed and in prisoned. They're going
to everyone thinks I'm radical When I say that, I
would argue you should open up a history book. This
is always the trajectory Communist go. They're going to do worse.
Next time they will. They're going to do a lot worse.
You better get your chalk going, now, better get your
(18:25):
tea levels up. Now. That way we can dig in
and work hard and do the blocking and tackling we
need to do to ensure that day never ever ever comes.
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It puts me in a good mood. I have so
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You just maintain that all the time, all the time.
You feel good, feel ready to go. Tonight, when I
get off work, going for a walk, nice long one,
just a nice long walk in the evening. This happens
to be that teeny tiny fifteen minute window in Texas
(19:10):
where the weather is bearable. So I'm gonna go home
through on my shoes and shorts and I'm gonna go
walking because I just feel good. I want to feel
like that all the time. Chuck dot com slash Jesse
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listening to the Oracle. You love this one. It's a
scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. So I need
to remind you one. You can email the show Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. But I got this email,
you know. On Medal of Honor Monday, if the guy
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passed away, we play taps. If at the opening of
the show we honor the fallen, you know, the fallen
in tr things like that, which we've done many times before,
we play taps in their honor. It's something that played
in their honor. And I got to see me and
I guess I never thought about it. But it's a
good email. Jesse. I'm not a veteran of the military,
but I am a thirty three year policeman. What's my
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protocol for when taps is played for a fallen soldier?
Hand on the heart, question mark, thanks for any consideration. Okay,
So I want to say this one. Don't major on
the minor when it comes to honoring the fallen, meaning
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I know there's certain protocols and you should do this,
and should do this, and should do that, but it
is your heart that matters in that moment. In my house,
I'll give you an example. We'll come back to taps
in my house. One year. This is back when I
watched the NFL. It's a few years ago. One year,
we went to a neighbor's house for the Super Bowl.
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This neighbor has another couple they're best friends with, so
they're always together. It's really wonderful. They're great. The close
friends sounds good, but they're always together. And the other
couple not my neighbor. The other couple obviously it's a woman. Well,
one of them is a woman. The national anthem starts
to play for the Super Bowl. Now, in my house,
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whatever happens during the national anthem, you are not going
to talk. You are not going to be on your phone.
If it is a sport event, whatever we're watching. When
the national anthem is on, the bare minimum is you
will shut up. We like to stand up. Maybe you're
not in that in a place where you can do
that in that moment, and that's okay. You're not going
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to get in trouble unless you're running your freaking mouth
or you're on your phone. Show some respect for your country.
Shut your freaking mouth and public. My boys know you
will stop moving. The hat will come off, and you
will put your hand over your heart. Your hat will
come off. You will shut up and stop moving. And
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they're just wonderful about this now. They know we've talked
about it long enough. In people who don't do it
now they're mad at them. Dad, did you see that
guy doesn't matter which I love, okay, But it's about
It's not necessarily about the standing or the hat. It's
about the reverence. It's about where your heart is in
that moment when we play taps to honor the fallen,
and in fact, I think I'm going to in a
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moment it just feels right when we play taps to
honor the fallen. It's not about what you specifically do.
Maybe you're driving, maybe you can't stand, put your hand
over your heart, Maybe you can't close your eyes, and
there's nothing wrong with that. Maybe for you. I will
tell you if I was at home, if I was
in a place I could do it, I would stand up.
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I don't know that I would put my hand over
my heart. I might, but I would stand up. I
would definitely remove my hat. It's not about the hat
or the heart or the standing. It's about respect. It's
about showing reverence to people who gave their lives for
this country, who are no longer here with us to celebrate.
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You know, we got we got holidays coming up, We've
got Thanksgiving, We've got Christmas. Yes, I know, Chris Hanuka,
but we have we have we have things coming up
and This is a time that is particularly hard on
families who have lost someone. Those guys gave that up.
No Christmas this year for them, No no Thanksgiving this
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year for the young men and women who've given their
lives for this country. What you specifically do is not
as important as just the respect level and showing reverence
for it. And in fact, before we get back to
the goofy questions and everything else, we're gonna do that
right now.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Let's move on. Oh I know that was a little heavy.
Speaking of a little heavy. Trump made an announcement today
it's going took. The audio is a little rough, it's
a little faint, so lean in, turn up the radio.
He made an announcement to do that.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Nors kind to read you offer their.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Most spotular GLD one weight loss. I love the fact
number at dressing discounts those fat drugs. I think that's
the injectable stuff, those fat drugs. They're now going to
be available at a huge discount. So not to weigh
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you down, let's lift people back up. Big shout out
to the feminists out there, A big day for you,
a big day for your big life. Hey Jesse, is
it elitist to have very little patience and feel extreme
frustration with all the people running around as if the
end of the world is happening now, when hyperinformed people
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like myself and probably most of your listeners have known
and watched this situation unfold our whole lifetime. Sometimes I
feel like I shouldn't have this visceral, and he explains
what that means. No reaction to all these people. Am
I the bad guy? I absolutely detest elitists and communists,
and it seems like perhaps my California upbringing is leading
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me to that. I thought, I see what the Great
Oracle has to say about it, said, he listens on Spotify.
Remember you can listen to the podcast version. iHeart Spotify iTunes.
Do you remember the story about the prodigal son Chris's
New Testaments. You probably wouldn't remember, but the story Chris
of claims he knows anyway. The prodigal Son's story Father rich,
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father has two sons. One of his sons decides he
wants to go be a party animal says, Dad, give
me all the money from my inheritance. Dad gives him
all the Money's son goes off, blows the whole thing
on beer in Las Vegas and everything out, whatever the
biblical version of that was back then ends up flat broken,
busted and miserable. Comes back home. Father sees him from
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a long way off. Father runs out, hugs him, kisses him,
puts a robe on him, and says, Hey, the finest
meal in the world is about to be yours. I
am so happy my son's home. Everyone knows that part
of the story. The part of the story that's kind
of forgotten is the other son who didn't run off.
He didn't go to Las Vegas. He's a little bit offended.
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Wait a minute, I did the right thing this whole time.
I didn't go to Vegas. I didn't do that. You're
not throwing a feast for me. What is dirtball son?
Get But the point is you're happy everyone's back home
and should be you. You will have an elevated place
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above the other, but you can still be happy he's
back home. I bring this up to you because I
struggled with this mightily during COVID. Before they as soon
as they started sniffing around about that fifteen days to
slow the spread, I lost my mind. I told everyone
what a disaster it was. You remember, but how dumb
it was that it's lost my mind? And then so
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many people kind of ignored it or thought I was
being extreme. Friends of mine texting me, Jesse, you sure,
and then pick your timeline. Fifteen days later, a month later,
six months later, people start coming out of the woodwork.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You were right, man, you were right, man, you were right.
And you know what, I struggled with you, piece of crap?
Where were you when it mattered? What does that do now?
Why weren't you caught up with me back when it mattered?
And you know what? That was wrong? Everybody wakes up
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in their own time. Everyone discovers the truth in their
own time. If you happen to be ahead of others, good,
that's a good thing. You don't want to be dead last.
But when people wake up, if you're liberal, aunt Peggy
walks in the house tomorrow and says, hey, I realized
communism is wrong. It's evil. Makes me miserable. I think
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I'm going to start finding out about freedom and America
and loving this place. It would be easy to be
like you, idiot. You voted for Biden. You piece it,
Open up your arms, give her a hug and EXTRAX
I'm kidding. Give her a hug and bring her into
the house, all right. Also give her a burner, because
(29:22):
now that she doesn't love violent criminals anymore, she's going
to want to stop one of them from dragging her
in the woods and beating her to death. And that's
why you need a BURNA pistol launcher. They're compact launchers.
They're the size of a smartphone. They're compact launchers, fit
in your purse, in your pocket. They sell holsters for them,
(29:43):
and they're non lethal, so they're legal everywhere. Security guards
all across the country carry these. Burna is carried by
swat teams. They shoot pepper balls or tear gas balls.
What what It hits, It hurts, and then this cloud
of misery incapacitates you for a while. You get to
live legal in all fifty states, all fifty states. Go
(30:07):
to Berna dot com by RNA Berna dot com. All right,
we'll be back. You're listening to the oracle. You love
this one. It's a scream baby. The Jesse Kelly Show.
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful wonderful Thursday, Chris.
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If you're wondering what I was just doing, Jewish producer
Chris is glaring at me right now through the glass
because I just scratched my neck and then I looked
at my fingers, which I realized now in hindsight that
probably doesn't look that great. No, here, it's not that
it's gross, Chris. Let me explain what happened. I got
a haircut right before I came in today. Don't say
(30:54):
what here? That's rude. Okay, there's enough that grows that
I need to go get it trimmed up. All right,
they have to do a good job. I went and
got a haircut. I didn't have time to go home
and shower. I have been in agony for hours with
these little hairs. They're all down my back and I'm
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just now. You don't know it because I've just chosen
to tough it out for you. But I am miserable. What, Chris,
why don't I get the bald guy shaver thing. I
don't know that I'm ready to go skin bald. I
don't know that I'm ready to do that. Why do
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I have to go skin bald? Can I have? It's
not that there's nothing up top. There's not much, but
not much is not nothing? Now, is it? There's something there? There's, yes,
there is. Don't shake your head. And I don't think
I'm going to do it. I haven't ruled out taking
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something or something and getting some hairback for one last ride, right.
You know what you say this because you have a
big mop of hippie here. I know. I can't wait
to you, Gobald. I hope it's next year. I feel bad,
I feel bad for your lovely bride, but I want
to make fun of you, and that's more important than
anything else. What when's my flight to Turkey? I've considered it.
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You know, everyone keeps everyone who's mean keeps sending me
these really mean emails about here replacement therapy. I'm never
spending that kind of money. God only knows what they
charge for that one. You got to fly to Turkey,
that's costing you a couple grand I bet you. Then
I bet you that's ten thousand dollars plus it's a
Muslim country. I want to see Turkey, but I also
(32:42):
have hesitations. Maybe not the same amount of hesitation Chris
would have, but I still have hesitation with going to
the food. The food is.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Sub par.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It looks subpar. I don't want to go Jesse live.
This lady lives in Connecticut. Apparently the few Republicans they
had just got wiped out. We want to move to
a red state, but were hesitant due to difficulties obtaining
services for our special needs daughters somewhere else. Since listening
to you, since COVID, I've tried to get more involved,
(33:16):
but it's like swimming upstream. Advice on how to stay hopeful? Ps.
I love your history lessons, especially how you explain the
information in layman's terms and parenthetically so it's easy to understand. Chris,
what's parenthetically mean? Can you look it up? That she
didn't explain it. Everyone else explains it. That's a huge
(33:39):
word anyway, Setting aside how parental I was with the
whole thing, how do you stay hopeful? Well, there are
there are some areas in this country that I'm not
going to lie to you. I don't know that you
should have a ton of hope for some of these
(34:01):
deep blue areas. I don't want to. I don't want
to give you false hope. Some of these deep blue
areas are really, really bad and for the future. As
long as the Democrat Party continues to go its way,
it's go the way it's going, they're going to get
worse before they get better. But that doesn't mean you
shouldn't be hopeful for the country at large. And if
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I may, if you're putting your hope in Republicans or
putting your hope in politics, if that's where your joy lies,
you're going to be disappointed over and over and over again.
Remember when I warned you that Republicans they were going
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to end up cutting some kind of a deal with
Democrats and the shutdown. You do remember when I warned
you about that? Right, Like I said, if you're putting
your hope in politics of the Republican Party, you're going
to be You're going to be served a heaping helping
of disappointment your entire life, like the disappointment Chris's wife
(35:07):
is going to have when his hair starts falling out.
It's going to be day after day after day of
that for you. And I don't want that for you.
I want it for Chris. I don't want it for you.
All right, And now here's a headline. You know the
thing emails we didn't get to Jesse. I don't get
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why our side wants to deport criminal illegals. They've already
proven they can sneak into our country, but we simply
send them home. They'll just come back. They belong in
our jails like American criminals. I'm totally game for this.
But remember this is why I campaigned loudly and continue
to do so, for prison camps on foreign soil. Yes,
(35:52):
Chris Greenland is a big one, but I think countries
like France actually had it right where they had penal islands,
colonies on islands. The world kind of got turned off
by that because of all the disease and murder and
everything else that happened little things like that. But if
you enter the United States of America illegally, here we
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have all these disgusting sex offenders and murders and things
like that. You should know you're going to a tropical
wiland and they don't serve my ties there. Jesse, and
the name of a justin merciful Trinidadian line for the
name of a just merciful gun. What do I need
to do to get honey potted? I could be the
(36:34):
human intelligence they're looking for. This is in reference to
the Russian and Chinese women spies who are coming over
here and seducing American men in power in order to
gather secrets I do. I don't know whether I should
be mortified or prideful about the fact that I'm pretty
sure I have the only audience in conservative radio that
(36:56):
wrote in emails signing up for such a thing. I
just don't I don't know what to do with you,
but I do know I We'll talk to you again
on Monday. That's all.
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