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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday, but we will be back tomorrow. So this
hour I'm gonna do one more, just one more, a
little bit, just a few minutes, just let's probably less
than a segment, maybe a segment on the White War
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as it's known, the Italian campaign of World War One,
and then the rest I'll have to get to tomorrow.
Just doing all kinds of background stuff now, so we'll
do that start a second hour tomorrow. Then we're gonna
talk about well, Pete Hegseth sec def he's visiting Panama.
Anthony Fauci's still out there saying some things we should
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talk about, the protests over the weekend in Illegal is
on camera saying she's illegal, Why haven't they Why haven't
they gotten her yet? All that emails, all of Garden
and so much more coming up in the final hour
of the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show On a Wonderful Monday.
It's been a heavy day, is.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
As heavy as ten boxes that you might.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Be moving, And now it's time to get back into
World War One. Italy decided it was going to join
with Britain and France and Russia, and it was going
to declare war on Germany and Austria Hungary because Austria
Hungary didn't want to give up any territory. We didn't
want to give anything up. We shouldn't have to do that.
In Italy wanted that ground. Now did the Italian people
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themselves want this war? Well, like everything, it's complicated, and
we love to simplify everything, most definitely history. We love
doing that. It's easier to digest, it's easier to understand.
But it's complicated. I've probably been researching this per particular
part of this war for three weeks now, and I
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could give you an opinion from every side of that.
I could tell you about Italians. I'm talking about normal
people on the ground, regular people who didn't give a
crap about anything up north, didn't know anything about it. It
wasn't their concern. I can tell you normal Italians people
on the ground at the time. They were filled with patriotism.
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They wanted places they viewed as being rightly Italian. They
thought the Austrians, the Austrian Hungarians. I'm just gonna call
them the Austrians they thought the Austrians had stolen it
from them. That was Italian territory. It should be Italian territory.
We have Italians up there, we shouldn't. Politicians. Same thing,
the elites, if you have to, of Italy. At the time,
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some didn't really care about this whole region at all.
No big deal. We've got bigger fish to fry. Some
we have to have it. It wasn't a simple affair.
But none of that matters now because Italy decided, they
made their choice and they decided they had to have
this territory. Now this is a problem for all sides.
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You see. First, it's actually a huge problem for Austria, Austria, Hungary.
The problem is this, this is a fading empire, as
we discussed, a fading empire that's already quite busy on
other fronts. They didn't have the troops, they didn't have
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everything they needed to fight off a new army, a
new country on their southern border. They weren't ready for
this fight. But luckily for Austria, neither was Italy. They
didn't have the troops, they just didn't have the equipment.
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Italy at this point in time, remember this is still
the colonial era. Look, go look an old map of
what British properties were at this time. It was all
over the planet. This was an era where France had
places all over the planet that they controlled. Italy didn't
have any of that. Remember, it's brand new, this is
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a new country. It's young. And why do you if
you ever dig into it in your life? Have you
ever been jealous? Have you ever had a moment of
jealousy of envy? Everyone has, so don't say I'm not
even a jealous person. I have. If you ever dig
into your jealousy, whatever it may be, what's really behind it?
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You're comparing yourself to someone else. Oh I'm forty three.
I'm forty three and I don't have a boat, which
I don't. My buddy he's not even forty three, he's forty.
He has a boat. He loves it. Why don't I
have a boat? Am I a failure? Did I screw?
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That's what happens. I'll look at her, she's so Look
at how pretty she is. I would kill to have
her eyes. Look at how beautiful her hair is. My
hair is ugly. You're dogging on yourself. You have a
feeling of envy and you're dogging on yourself because you're
comparing yourself to someone else's lot and life. Countries are
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no different. Italy at this point is looking around and
they they already are kind of feeling treated like second
class citizens because again, the Italians were looked down upon
by the blue bloods of Europe and they didn't have
any territories. So they tried to expand. They tried to
march troops into Ethiopia, and they really kind of got
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slapped around in Ethiopia. In the end, Italy won, but
there were some embarrassing military affairs for Italy. They looked bad.
Their national pride was shaken. They couldn't even expand and
beat up on Africa. Everyone beats up on Africa except
for Italy. Austria wasn't ready. They weren't prepared to fight
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a war on this front. Neither were the Italians. The
Italians decide, we're going to go, let's go get this
territory up there. We want Austria. They don't know exactly
how to approach this initially, so they do the only
thing you can do if you don't have the men
to defend an area, if you don't have the equipment.
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Pick a new area Austria is sitting there. We'll call
it the foothills, the valleys, by the rivers. That's where
their troops and things like that are, because nobody wants
to actually live in the mountains. You can't even live
in the mountains. But Austria looks behind them when they
hear Italy's coming and they say, well, that would be
a whole lot easier to defend. I think we'll go
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up there. And Austria already had some fortifications started in
the mountains, and I really think it would help you,
if you are so inclined, and if you're not driving,
to look up maybe a picture or two of this
specific area. Because when I say mountains, I mean mountains, Chris,
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not what you Texans called mountains. I mean big boy,
big boy mountains. This area is called Isanzo, Iso and
z O. I believe it is Isanzo the Aanzo River.
I believe Isanzo is actually a town over there too.
But you can look up Isanzo, Isanzi, Isanzo Valley, Isanzo
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Mountains and that'll give you a really good idea of
what kind of fighting or where the fighting was taking place.
Oh yeah, I know, Chris, But keep in mind this
was a roughly a three four hundred mile front. That's
one part of it, but that's what it looked like.
Austria looks up there and says, well, why don't we
just go up into the mountains, We'll go dig in
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up there. Italy starts to send troops in, but they're
not moving quickly either. It's an unbelievable situation where you
have Austria, which is embarrassing and slow and not logistically ready,
versus Italy, which might be the only country of any
of the major powers who's worse than Austria, slow, not equipped,
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not ready. The Italian army was run by a bunch
of Nepo baby dorks, meaning this was a country that
was used to royalty, used to kings and queens, and
so you would essentially buy your way into being an officer.
So the officers who are leading these troops aren't the
best and the brightest. Oftentimes he's the rich kid who's
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in it for the glory of war. And here's one
little sidetail for you about how crazy and horrible the
Italian officers were at one point in time. This is
far down the road. At one point in time, Italy
actually does an attack that works really well. They have
the Austrian army on the un and they have the
ability because the Austrian armies on the run, to chase
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them down and slaughter them. Instead, they stopped the entire
campaign because the Italian officer in charge at the time
wanted the glory of riding his favorite horse through the
town they just conquered from the Austrians, So he stopped
the army from pursuing Austria for three days while his
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horse was brought up so he could ride it through
the town. This is the level of ineptitude and frankly
insanity you are going to encounter repeatedly on this little
tale of the Italian campaign. Yeah, Chris Pride. And because
I'm gonna leave it here because we'll get back to
all this stuff tomorrow with all kinds of the nitty
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gritty stuff on the ground. At what point, at what
point do the people who administer a war become criminals?
Are they always criminals? I don't think I don't think
that's reasonable. But when you look at people leading a war,
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leading their nations into war, and the way they throw
away the lives of the men on the ground. At
what point does it become a criminal act? If you
think they can't ever get to that point, I would
highly recommend you tune in again tomorrow. Start of hour two.
We will start World War one in the mountains again. Now,
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let's go to Panama. Let's make fun of New York.
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com slash Jesse. We'll be back fighting for your freedom every.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Day the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
All right, that's enough history. We'll be back to do
more history tomorrow. Chris is upset that I still You're
just gonna have to wait until it tomorrow. I'll get
back to it. We do have some news and other
things to get to shall we. First, Obama's back out there,
and man, the things you can get away with when
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all the American media ran cover for you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
But imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine
if I had pulled Fox News's credentials from the White
House Press Court. You're laughing, but no, this is what's happening.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
People. Do remember that Barack Obama sent the irs after
his political opponents, right, you do remember the name Lois Learner.
And we're still getting information leaked out about this to
this day. Of course, Lois Learner, like every other criminal
who works for our government, got off scott free. But
You remember that Barack Obama, rancid little communists that he is.
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He got elected, and like all communists, he dreamt of
using the forces of government against his political opponents. And
so he looked at the IRS, the Internal Revenue Service,
and he thought, wow, we might have an opportunity here,
and he had the IRS attack any political opponent of
his that might be right wing. Barack Obama did that,
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I'll let him continue, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It may imagine if I had said to law firms
that were representing parties that were upset with policies my
administration had initiated that you will not be allowed into
government buildings. We will punish you economically for dissenting from
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the affordable caret.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You know that. You know that the FBI launched a
off the books investigation into Donald Trump when he was
just running for office the first time, right, You do
know that, In fact, James Comy, then FBI director, he
ran that operation. That operation was so deceptive, so evil.
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They actually used honeypots. You know what a honeypot is?
A honeytrap. It's also known as it's the Soviets. We're
infamous for it. But really, any intelligence agency work their
assault uses it you use a beautiful woman to get
information out of a man, because beautiful women make men stupid.
We just can't help ourselves. The Federal Bureau of Investigation
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used those women to try to infiltrate the Trump campaign
to the point they tapped the Trump campaign. And this
all took place under James Comy. But wait, James Commy
wasn't the president FBI director launching an off the books
investigation into the Republican nominee for president. That's kind of
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one of those things that's a really, really, really big deal.
It's one of those things you're really gonna want someone
to sign off on. President Barack Obama, he was the
one in charge when the Federal Bureau of Investigation launched
its evil, evil plan against Donald Trump. Barack Obama took
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all the forces of government in every way he could,
and he aimed them at all of his political enemies.
And the beauty if you're a communist in America of
having all these scandals around you is the American media
will ignore all of them and allow you, with a
straight face to sit on stage one day and tell everybody,
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look how clean I was, if I'd only done anything wrong,
They would have came after me.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Or the Iron Deal. We will ferret out students protest
against my policies. It's unimaginable that the same parties that
are silent, though, would have tolerated behavior like that from
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me or a whole bunch of my predecessors.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
And he gets away with things like that because a
large portion of the American media are hardcore leftists pretending
to be journalists. Brooke Rawlins, Brooke Rawlins went on CNN
with Jake Tapper and she called him what he was.
He didn't like it. For now, two days in right,
you've got two days of data. Everyone, especially on your
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side on the left, is freaking out on the left.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
But at the end of the.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Day, listen this whole concept.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
All right, Jake, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I'm not on the left. This is how they get
away with it. This is how they get away with it.
I'm not on the left. I'm just a journalist, just
a journalist. Who man, I've done some digging and I
just can't find anything done wrong by the saintly Barack Obama.
But that Donald Trump, he pulled somebody's security clearance. This
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is an evil tyrant akin to Hitler. This is what
they do, and this is how they get away with it.
Imagine if I'd done any of these things. It was
Barack Obama who greased the skids for all this stuff.
But Obama did bring up a point, a point that
I'm gonna piggyback off of before we get to some
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emails here. He talked about finding a student and removing
the student. What's he discussing the Trump administration's efforts to
go around and find these pro hamas protesters and if
they're not American citizens, deport them. Obviously, that guy from Columbia,
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he's the most famous one right now, wasn't even an
American citizen here rabble rousing, a new protest, a new
riot every day. They went in, snatched him up, swooped
him up, and sent him home. They're doing it. He
wasn't the only one. But I have something I want
to ask about those types of actions. Hang on, Jesse Keilly.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
Remember you can email the show love hey, death threats,
all that to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'll
get to some of those emails in a few but
I wanted to play something for you? Because Obama mentioned
the the arrest and deportation of the pro homace types
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on university campuses. I saw this over the weekend from
a Gracia Martinez Rosas. Here she was on.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I am an.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Immigrant, I am a.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Shame, I am I start Martine's rows thoughts, I am undocumented,
I'm afraid, queer and on a shame.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Why isn't she arrested? Just a question? Why isn't she arrested?
She's announced that she's undocumented. In fact, she's a pro
communist rioter in this country. Why is she not arrested
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the same way the Hamaster balls were arrested. We shouldn't
be playing nice with these people, and it's been a
couple of months. It's time to stop worrying about the optics.
It's time to start snatching up our enemies and sending
them out of our country. Why is she not arrested
as well? Just another question? Speaking of not arrested, here's
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Anthony Falci.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
What is likely to happen? I don't know if it's
going to maybe next year or ten years, or fifteen
or twenty years from now. Is the emergence of another
respiratory disease. It may be another coronavirus. So my concern,
well do, is that whenever that happens, the next outbreak
will be of a respiratory disease that's easily transmissible, that
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has a significant degree of morbidity. And we are making
this a little bit more dangerous with the cuts and
our attitude to its science.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh absolutely, okay, right, here's doctor Peter. Doctor Peter Mart's
former FDA vaccine chief.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Also leave behind a group now gutted, that was ready
to respond to natural and man made threats at any
given time. There are many many viruses that could come.
We had a group that was prepared to deal with those. Additionally,
I can't go into all the details, but there are
man made threats that we were prepared to deal with.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
These people. These people still don't seem to want to
accept and acknowledge they gave away the last of their
credibility during COVID and there aren't any warnings left from
their mouths that will move people. I warned all of
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you dirtballs during COVID that you were living high on
the hog at the time. But while you were living
high on the hog, you were giving away the last
of your credibility and once it was gone that you
were never going to get it back. I warned you,
dirtballs repeatedly that that was what was happening. And now
that it's happened, now they seem to think they can
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just do the sky is falling thing and that it'll
get the same response from people last time. That's the thing.
None of these people, none of these people view their
credibility as finite. They feel so so prideful, They feel
so proud of themselves and their credentials, and of course
they are knowledge and we're so stupid. They just feel
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as if their credibility is without end, it's etched in stone.
But that's not how it works. It's not how it
works at all. Emails Oracle seems to me that these
arrests of low hanging fruit MS thirteen gangsters and such
are maybe being done for publicity's sake, while the real
criminals out to destroy our country, Elvis Chan, James Comy,
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Andy McCabe are untouchable and we'll continue to apply their
evil trade. My suspicions of this are out of pure fear,
maybe coming from threats against persons and families. Is it
too big for even patel In Bongino to dig into.
His name is Jim. I'll tell you what I told
you before. I'll be very careful with how I say
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this because I have I've promised confidentiality to some people.
So I need you to read between the lines. And
if you can't read between the lines, don't email me
and ask me to do it for you. Okay, read
between the lines. Cash Betel and Dan Bongino are trying
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very very hard to fix the FBI. Now you already know.
I don't think it can be fixed. That's my opinion.
I'm not telling you about me what I think. I'm
telling you what they think. They are trying very hard
to fix the FBI. They are very aware of the
problems inside the FBI. They're trying. That is their effort.
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If it doesn't always appear that way, that's what their
effort is. I do not know if they can succeed.
If they cannot succeed, well then that tells you all
you need to know what we have right now. And
I know your frustration, and frankly, I echo your frustration,
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and I've echoed it to the highest levels. I feel
your frustration and I have passed along the word of
how frustrated you are. Okay, I want you to understand
that I have done that. If they can't save it,
it can't be saved. You can't do better than Trump
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did when he picked Cash Betel and Dan Bongino to
lead the FBI. It's not humanly possible to pick two
people with the know how and the will to try
to turn things around. I'm just telling you me personally,
it's obviously no dog on them, one of whom is
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a friend, Dan Bongino's personal friend. I do not believe
that anybody, any human being walking today, can turn around
a criminal organization of that size and strength. To ask
two people, even with the big chair director deputy director,
to ask them to turn around a third five thousand
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person ship that is run by evil MAOIs who hate Republicans,
it's not possible. I don't believe. Now, maybe they can
prove me wrong, but I don't think it's possible. We're
gonna find out. Look, well no, we don't know after
two months, but we're gonna find out. And and you're
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one hundred percent correct, that's the criminality we have to
tackle now because MS thirteen or not I'm not dismissive
of that. We need those those monsters out of the country.
MS thirteen won't end America, and evil FBI will period. Jesse,
I just read an article about a young lady in
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the Women's Professional Disc Golf Association refusing to compete against
another dude pretending to be a woman. Unfortunately, a common
situation in women's sports today. What astonished me was that
professional disc golf exists. I thought disc golf was just
the replacement for Hacky Sack for modern day nerds. He said,
Chris probably plays, though, and he thoughts, yeah, Chris played
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last week. Do you know that?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Chris? I've just I wanted to be honest with the
audience about who you are. And since this guy pointed
out that it's a nerd sport and you probably played it,
I thought it would be It doesn't matter what I played, Chris,
we're talking about you. I thought it would be. I
thought it just be best for the audience if we
could beat what if we could be totally honest with him.
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Chris played last week, right, and I bet he throws
like a girl. But in full disclosure, we played a lot.
We called it falf but I guess it's called disc
golf now. It was always false. We called it falf.
We played tons of false when I was a kid,
and I was pretty good at it, what Chris I was?
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I was pretty good at it. What it's my natural athleticism.
Right When people see me, don't roll your eyes. When
people see me move, They're like, wow, is that pale
over there? Is that Michael Jordan? But nope, it's just me.
It's me the oracle.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday. Of course, we'll
be back tomorrow with whatever whatever news happens to attack us,
and then we're going to attack history again. More of
our w W one story. All that and who knows
what else is coming up tomorrow on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Dear Oracle, will will there come a
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day when the US dollar goes the way of the
continental currency. Oh, of course, nothing lasts forever, my friend.
Nothing do your lady hands, Jesse, it's not very nice.
Do you score your wiener and toast your buns? I
like to cut slices into the hot dog before cooking,
and toast the bun before slathering it with mayo? What
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is your hot dog protocol? Oh, menu whisper says, his
name is Eric. Well, first, I'm a mayonnaise fan. I
like mayonnaise. I don't do mayonnaise on a hot dog.
It's something seems profoundly Unamerican about that. I also don't
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toast the buns.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Chris.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Do you toast the bunds on your hot dog? Is
that something you do? You do though, Chris said when
he asked, Okay, well, I don't think I've ever toasted
a hot dog bomb. I prefer them steamed, but I
don't have a steamer either. I tell you what I
do want to do, though. I I'm getting more and
more into baseball as I get older. Okay, you're probably
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gonna hear me bore you with baseball talk on the radio,
like an ancient human that I am. But I enjoy
going to different ballparks I went to. Uh, I've obviously
gone to the Astros games before. I've been to I've
been to where the Padres play. I've been to where
the Dodgers play. I've been. I've been to these different places,
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and I've told aub Hey, whenever we have time, I
want to start going to different ballparks. One of my
buddies just went to Fenway Boston Fenway Park and he
sat on the Green Monster and left field and he said,
they're hot dogs. Get this, Chris, He said, they go
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old school and a guy walks around with a big
a big pot, a big pot. And when you get
a dog, he pulls a Wiener out, puts it on
a piece of white bread, not even a bun, wraps
it in a piece of white bread. I don't know
whether he puts the toppings on it or whatever for
you hand it to you. I asked my buddy about it.
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He said, dude sitting in Boston on top of the
Green Monster eating a hot dog like that, I felt
like the most American person in the world. Oh, you're right.
We have to go, Chris. We have to go Wrko
host Us. We have to go. You know what.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
We're going.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm serious, We're freaking going. We'll go this season. I'll
figure something out whatever whatever I want to go. But no,
I don't score the wiener, and no I don't toast
the buns. I would like a steamer. I do want
to think I want to start steaming it. Speaking of
high end food, Olive Garden loses its spot as the
top US casual dining restaurant. According to a seven year
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report it should Olive Gardens sucks. Chili's, Applebee's, and Buffalo
Wild Wings were right after it. Oh, Texas Roadhouse is
the one who beat out Olive Garden. Chili's, Applebee's, and
Buffalo Wild Wings are all superior to Olive Garden. I
can't stand Olive Garden. My wife loves it, my oldest
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son loves it, and I just have never I've never
gotten it. I don't I know that it's pasta Chris.
It's Italian. Did you figure that out on your own?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Way, Yes, it is pasta Chris, I'm aware of that. No,
it's not that I'm not a fan of pasta. I
love I love a pasta. I like a good spaghetti
and meat sauce, or like I said Obbs. Homemade hamburger,
helper or mac and cheese. It's not like Olive Garden's gross.
I can eat there. I'd much prefer red lobster. I'd
much prefer Applebee's. Applebee's is underrated. Man. They have a
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chicken Faheeda, roll up there. I'm telling you it's good.
It's really really good. Their cheese sticks are legitimate. They
have a good wing in Applebee's. Don't under yeah, Chris,
don't underrate their don't underrate their wing. Anyway, we should
probably do some news and now he's a headline, but
you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
(33:01):
Kathy Hochels three hundred and seventy million dollar gun control
plan includes credit cards, surveillance of AMMO sales, a reminder
to you that every single step the American Communist makes
when it comes to your guns is in an effort
to disarm you. And they're trying to disarm you so
they can hurt you. I know it doesn't feel like that.
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Sometimes it's never about crime or any of that other stuff.
It's not for them. They want to hurt you. The
American Communist, America's Democrats. They hate your guns because your
guns represent a wall. They've never been able to climb
the final wall. Can they hurt you? Not while you're armed?
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Across the Rubicon? Colorado House passes a bill treating child
abuse as a descent from transgender or it's a weird headline.
What they did was they passed that bill that basically
it says you have to affirm a child's gender, or
it's some sort of discrimination. I just cannot believe what
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has happened to the beautiful state of Colorado. What's freaking heartbreaking.
Speedy Gonzalez arrested in a string of Walmart thefts. I
only brought this up because Speedy Gonzales might be the
underrated cartoon from my childhood. Remember him, Chris, Did you
ever see those underlay under the Reba. You'd never get
away with that Nowadays, ever, there'd always be some bloody
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willing to throw a Hessi fit that's against Mexicans. Secretary
of Defense hegseth to visit the to visit Panama amid
rising tensions over the Canal Control. I've always wanted to
visit Pama Panama. It's not because I have anything that
I really want to do. There. It just seems so exotic,
and I want to what Chris and I want to
wear one of those hats and walk around with a
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piece of a toothpick a toothpick in my mouth and
point out things on the beach. I could be a
beach guy. I'm telling you. Members of Congress agree, Jerry
Nadler is the Capital's worst smelling man. Jerry Nadler poops
his pants. Okay, I just have to be honest with you.
Everyone keeps saying he smells the worst. That's because Jerry
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Nadler poops his pants. I'm sure there are medical reasons
for the fact he pooped his pants. I watched that video.
I've posted that video before online. Jerry Nadler's on stage,
Nancy Pelosi's giving a press conference, and Jerry Naddler, in
the middle of it, starts doing the waddle walk off
of stage. And that walk is the walk of a
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man who just pooped his pants and he's going to
get cleaned up. Jerry Nadler is a pooper and everybody
knows it. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday, but we will be back tomorrow. So this
hour I'm gonna do one more, just one more, a
little bit, just a few minutes, just let's probably less
than a segment, maybe a segment on the White War
(00:33):
as it's known, the Italian campaign of World War One,
and then the rest I'll have to get to tomorrow.
Just doing all kinds of background stuff now, so we'll
do that start a second hour tomorrow. Then we're gonna
talk about well, Pete Hegseth sec def he's visiting Panama.
Anthony Fauci's still out there saying some things we should
(00:53):
talk about, the protests over the weekend in Illegal is
on camera saying she's illegal, Why haven't they Why haven't
they gotten her yet? All that emails, all of Garden
and so much more coming up in the final hour
of the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show On a Wonderful Monday.
It's been a heavy day, is.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
As heavy as ten boxes that you might.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Be moving, And now it's time to get back into
World War One. Italy decided it was going to join
with Britain and France and Russia, and it was going
to declare war on Germany and Austria Hungary because Austria
Hungary didn't want to give up any territory. We didn't
want to give anything up. We shouldn't have to do that.
In Italy wanted that ground. Now did the Italian people
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themselves want this war? Well, like everything, it's complicated, and
we love to simplify everything, most definitely history. We love
doing that. It's easier to digest, it's easier to understand.
But it's complicated. I've probably been researching this per particular
part of this war for three weeks now, and I
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could give you an opinion from every side of that.
I could tell you about Italians. I'm talking about normal
people on the ground, regular people who didn't give a
crap about anything up north, didn't know anything about it. It
wasn't their concern. I can tell you normal Italians people
on the ground at the time. They were filled with patriotism.
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They wanted places they viewed as being rightly Italian. They
thought the Austrians, the Austrian Hungarians. I'm just gonna call
them the Austrians they thought the Austrians had stolen it
from them. That was Italian territory. It should be Italian territory.
We have Italians up there, we shouldn't. Politicians. Same thing,
the elites, if you have to, of Italy. At the time,
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some didn't really care about this whole region at all.
No big deal. We've got bigger fish to fry. Some
we have to have it. It wasn't a simple affair.
But none of that matters now because Italy decided, they
made their choice and they decided they had to have
this territory. Now this is a problem for all sides.
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You see. First, it's actually a huge problem for Austria, Austria, Hungary.
The problem is this, this is a fading empire, as
we discussed, a fading empire that's already quite busy on
other fronts. They didn't have the troops, they didn't have
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everything they needed to fight off a new army, a
new country on their southern border. They weren't ready for
this fight. But luckily for Austria, neither was Italy. They
didn't have the troops, they just didn't have the equipment.
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Italy at this point in time, remember this is still
the colonial era. Look, go look an old map of
what British properties were at this time. It was all
over the planet. This was an era where France had
places all over the planet that they controlled. Italy didn't
have any of that. Remember, it's brand new, this is
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a new country. It's young. And why do you if
you ever dig into it in your life? Have you
ever been jealous? Have you ever had a moment of
jealousy of envy? Everyone has, so don't say I'm not
even a jealous person. I have. If you ever dig
into your jealousy, whatever it may be, what's really behind it?
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You're comparing yourself to someone else. Oh I'm forty three.
I'm forty three and I don't have a boat, which
I don't. My buddy he's not even forty three, he's forty.
He has a boat. He loves it. Why don't I
have a boat? Am I a failure? Did I screw?
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That's what happens. I'll look at her, she's so Look
at how pretty she is. I would kill to have
her eyes. Look at how beautiful her hair is. My
hair is ugly. You're dogging on yourself. You have a
feeling of envy and you're dogging on yourself because you're
comparing yourself to someone else's lot and life. Countries are
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no different. Italy at this point is looking around and
they they already are kind of feeling treated like second
class citizens because again, the Italians were looked down upon
by the blue bloods of Europe and they didn't have
any territories. So they tried to expand. They tried to
march troops into Ethiopia, and they really kind of got
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slapped around in Ethiopia. In the end, Italy won, but
there were some embarrassing military affairs for Italy. They looked bad.
Their national pride was shaken. They couldn't even expand and
beat up on Africa. Everyone beats up on Africa except
for Italy. Austria wasn't ready. They weren't prepared to fight
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a war on this front. Neither were the Italians. The
Italians decide, we're going to go, let's go get this
territory up there. We want Austria. They don't know exactly
how to approach this initially, so they do the only
thing you can do if you don't have the men
to defend an area, if you don't have the equipment.
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Pick a new area Austria is sitting there. We'll call
it the foothills, the valleys, by the rivers. That's where
their troops and things like that are, because nobody wants
to actually live in the mountains. You can't even live
in the mountains. But Austria looks behind them when they
hear Italy's coming and they say, well, that would be
a whole lot easier to defend. I think we'll go
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up there. And Austria already had some fortifications started in
the mountains, and I really think it would help you,
if you are so inclined, and if you're not driving,
to look up maybe a picture or two of this
specific area. Because when I say mountains, I mean mountains, Chris,
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not what you Texans called mountains. I mean big boy,
big boy mountains. This area is called Isanzo, Iso and
z O. I believe it is Isanzo the Aanzo River.
I believe Isanzo is actually a town over there too.
But you can look up Isanzo, Isanzi, Isanzo Valley, Isanzo
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Mountains and that'll give you a really good idea of
what kind of fighting or where the fighting was taking place.
Oh yeah, I know, Chris, But keep in mind this
was a roughly a three four hundred mile front. That's
one part of it, but that's what it looked like.
Austria looks up there and says, well, why don't we
just go up into the mountains, We'll go dig in
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up there. Italy starts to send troops in, but they're
not moving quickly either. It's an unbelievable situation where you
have Austria, which is embarrassing and slow and not logistically ready,
versus Italy, which might be the only country of any
of the major powers who's worse than Austria, slow, not equipped,
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not ready. The Italian army was run by a bunch
of Nepo baby dorks, meaning this was a country that
was used to royalty, used to kings and queens, and
so you would essentially buy your way into being an officer.
So the officers who are leading these troops aren't the
best and the brightest. Oftentimes he's the rich kid who's
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in it for the glory of war. And here's one
little sidetail for you about how crazy and horrible the
Italian officers were at one point in time. This is
far down the road. At one point in time, Italy
actually does an attack that works really well. They have
the Austrian army on the un and they have the
ability because the Austrian armies on the run, to chase
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them down and slaughter them. Instead, they stopped the entire
campaign because the Italian officer in charge at the time
wanted the glory of riding his favorite horse through the
town they just conquered from the Austrians, So he stopped
the army from pursuing Austria for three days while his
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horse was brought up so he could ride it through
the town. This is the level of ineptitude and frankly
insanity you are going to encounter repeatedly on this little
tale of the Italian campaign. Yeah, Chris Pride. And because
I'm gonna leave it here because we'll get back to
all this stuff tomorrow with all kinds of the nitty
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gritty stuff on the ground. At what point, at what
point do the people who administer a war become criminals?
Are they always criminals? I don't think I don't think
that's reasonable. But when you look at people leading a war,
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leading their nations into war, and the way they throw
away the lives of the men on the ground. At
what point does it become a criminal act? If you
think they can't ever get to that point, I would
highly recommend you tune in again tomorrow. Start of hour two.
We will start World War one in the mountains again. Now,
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let's go to Panama. Let's make fun of New York.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
All right, that's enough history. We'll be back to do
more history tomorrow. Chris is upset that I still You're
just gonna have to wait until it tomorrow. I'll get
back to it. We do have some news and other
things to get to shall we. First, Obama's back out there,
and man, the things you can get away with when
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all the American media ran cover for you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
But imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine
if I had pulled Fox News's credentials from the White
House Press Court. You're laughing, but no, this is what's happening.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
People. Do remember that Barack Obama sent the irs after
his political opponents, right, you do remember the name Lois Learner.
And we're still getting information leaked out about this to
this day. Of course, Lois Learner, like every other criminal
who works for our government, got off scott free. But
You remember that Barack Obama, rancid little communists that he is.
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He got elected, and like all communists, he dreamt of
using the forces of government against his political opponents. And
so he looked at the IRS, the Internal Revenue Service,
and he thought, wow, we might have an opportunity here,
and he had the IRS attack any political opponent of
his that might be right wing. Barack Obama did that,
(13:20):
I'll let him continue, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It may imagine if I had said to law firms
that were representing parties that were upset with policies my
administration had initiated that you will not be allowed into
government buildings. We will punish you economically for dissenting from
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the affordable caret.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You know that. You know that the FBI launched a
off the books investigation into Donald Trump when he was
just running for office the first time, right, You do
know that, In fact, James Comy, then FBI director, he
ran that operation. That operation was so deceptive, so evil.
(14:12):
They actually used honeypots. You know what a honeypot is?
A honeytrap. It's also known as it's the Soviets. We're
infamous for it. But really, any intelligence agency work their
assault uses it you use a beautiful woman to get
information out of a man, because beautiful women make men stupid.
We just can't help ourselves. The Federal Bureau of Investigation
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used those women to try to infiltrate the Trump campaign
to the point they tapped the Trump campaign. And this
all took place under James Comy. But wait, James Commy
wasn't the president FBI director launching an off the books
investigation into the Republican nominee for president. That's kind of
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one of those things that's a really, really, really big deal.
It's one of those things you're really gonna want someone
to sign off on. President Barack Obama, he was the
one in charge when the Federal Bureau of Investigation launched
its evil, evil plan against Donald Trump. Barack Obama took
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all the forces of government in every way he could,
and he aimed them at all of his political enemies.
And the beauty if you're a communist in America of
having all these scandals around you is the American media
will ignore all of them and allow you, with a
straight face to sit on stage one day and tell everybody,
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look how clean I was, if I'd only done anything wrong,
They would have came after me.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Or the Iron Deal. We will ferret out students protest
against my policies. It's unimaginable that the same parties that
are silent, though, would have tolerated behavior like that from
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me or a whole bunch of my predecessors.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
And he gets away with things like that because a
large portion of the American media are hardcore leftists pretending
to be journalists. Brooke Rawlins, Brooke Rawlins went on CNN
with Jake Tapper and she called him what he was.
He didn't like it. For now, two days in right,
you've got two days of data. Everyone, especially on your
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side on the left, is freaking out on the left.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
But at the end of the.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Day, listen this whole concept.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
All right, Jake, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I'm not on the left. This is how they get
away with it. This is how they get away with it.
I'm not on the left. I'm just a journalist, just
a journalist. Who man, I've done some digging and I
just can't find anything done wrong by the saintly Barack Obama.
But that Donald Trump, he pulled somebody's security clearance. This
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is an evil tyrant akin to Hitler. This is what
they do, and this is how they get away with it.
Imagine if I'd done any of these things. It was
Barack Obama who greased the skids for all this stuff.
But Obama did bring up a point, a point that
I'm gonna piggyback off of before we get to some
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emails here. He talked about finding a student and removing
the student. What's he discussing the Trump administration's efforts to
go around and find these pro hamas protesters and if
they're not American citizens, deport them. Obviously, that guy from Columbia,
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he's the most famous one right now, wasn't even an
American citizen here rabble rousing, a new protest, a new
riot every day. They went in, snatched him up, swooped
him up, and sent him home. They're doing it. He
wasn't the only one. But I have something I want
to ask about those types of actions. Hang on, Jesse Keilly.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
Remember you can email the show love hey, death threats,
all that to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'll
get to some of those emails in a few but
I wanted to play something for you? Because Obama mentioned
the the arrest and deportation of the pro homace types
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on university campuses. I saw this over the weekend from
a Gracia Martinez Rosas. Here she was on.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I am an.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Immigrant, I am a.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Shame, I am I start Martine's rows thoughts, I am undocumented,
I'm afraid, queer and on a shame.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Why isn't she arrested? Just a question? Why isn't she arrested?
She's announced that she's undocumented. In fact, she's a pro
communist rioter in this country. Why is she not arrested
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the same way the Hamaster balls were arrested. We shouldn't
be playing nice with these people, and it's been a
couple of months. It's time to stop worrying about the optics.
It's time to start snatching up our enemies and sending
them out of our country. Why is she not arrested
as well? Just another question? Speaking of not arrested, here's
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Anthony Falci.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
What is likely to happen? I don't know if it's
going to maybe next year or ten years, or fifteen
or twenty years from now. Is the emergence of another
respiratory disease. It may be another coronavirus. So my concern,
well do, is that whenever that happens, the next outbreak
will be of a respiratory disease that's easily transmissible, that
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has a significant degree of morbidity. And we are making
this a little bit more dangerous with the cuts and
our attitude to its science.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh absolutely, okay, right, here's doctor Peter. Doctor Peter Mart's
former FDA vaccine chief.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Also leave behind a group now gutted, that was ready
to respond to natural and man made threats at any
given time. There are many many viruses that could come.
We had a group that was prepared to deal with those. Additionally,
I can't go into all the details, but there are
man made threats that we were prepared to deal with.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
These people. These people still don't seem to want to
accept and acknowledge they gave away the last of their
credibility during COVID and there aren't any warnings left from
their mouths that will move people. I warned all of
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you dirtballs during COVID that you were living high on
the hog at the time. But while you were living
high on the hog, you were giving away the last
of your credibility and once it was gone that you
were never going to get it back. I warned you,
dirtballs repeatedly that that was what was happening. And now
that it's happened, now they seem to think they can
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just do the sky is falling thing and that it'll
get the same response from people last time. That's the thing.
None of these people, none of these people view their
credibility as finite. They feel so so prideful, They feel
so proud of themselves and their credentials, and of course
they are knowledge and we're so stupid. They just feel
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as if their credibility is without end, it's etched in stone.
But that's not how it works. It's not how it
works at all. Emails Oracle seems to me that these
arrests of low hanging fruit MS thirteen gangsters and such
are maybe being done for publicity's sake, while the real
criminals out to destroy our country, Elvis Chan, James Comy,
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Andy McCabe are untouchable and we'll continue to apply their
evil trade. My suspicions of this are out of pure fear,
maybe coming from threats against persons and families. Is it
too big for even patel In Bongino to dig into.
His name is Jim. I'll tell you what I told
you before. I'll be very careful with how I say
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this because I have I've promised confidentiality to some people.
So I need you to read between the lines. And
if you can't read between the lines, don't email me
and ask me to do it for you. Okay, read
between the lines. Cash Betel and Dan Bongino are trying
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very very hard to fix the FBI. Now you already know.
I don't think it can be fixed. That's my opinion.
I'm not telling you about me what I think. I'm
telling you what they think. They are trying very hard
to fix the FBI. They are very aware of the
problems inside the FBI. They're trying. That is their effort.
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If it doesn't always appear that way, that's what their
effort is. I do not know if they can succeed.
If they cannot succeed, well then that tells you all
you need to know what we have right now. And
I know your frustration, and frankly, I echo your frustration,
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and I've echoed it to the highest levels. I feel
your frustration and I have passed along the word of
how frustrated you are. Okay, I want you to understand
that I have done that. If they can't save it,
it can't be saved. You can't do better than Trump
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did when he picked Cash Betel and Dan Bongino to
lead the FBI. It's not humanly possible to pick two
people with the know how and the will to try
to turn things around. I'm just telling you me personally,
it's obviously no dog on them, one of whom is
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a friend, Dan Bongino's personal friend. I do not believe
that anybody, any human being walking today, can turn around
a criminal organization of that size and strength. To ask
two people, even with the big chair director deputy director,
to ask them to turn around a third five thousand
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person ship that is run by evil MAOIs who hate Republicans,
it's not possible. I don't believe. Now, maybe they can
prove me wrong, but I don't think it's possible. We're
gonna find out. Look, well no, we don't know after
two months, but we're gonna find out. And and you're
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one hundred percent correct, that's the criminality we have to
tackle now because MS thirteen or not I'm not dismissive
of that. We need those those monsters out of the country.
MS thirteen won't end America, and evil FBI will period. Jesse,
I just read an article about a young lady in
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the Women's Professional Disc Golf Association refusing to compete against
another dude pretending to be a woman. Unfortunately, a common
situation in women's sports today. What astonished me was that
professional disc golf exists. I thought disc golf was just
the replacement for Hacky Sack for modern day nerds. He said,
Chris probably plays, though, and he thoughts, yeah, Chris played
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last week. Do you know that?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Chris? I've just I wanted to be honest with the
audience about who you are. And since this guy pointed
out that it's a nerd sport and you probably played it,
I thought it would be It doesn't matter what I played, Chris,
we're talking about you. I thought it would be. I
thought it just be best for the audience if we
could beat what if we could be totally honest with him.
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Chris played last week, right, and I bet he throws
like a girl. But in full disclosure, we played a lot.
We called it falf but I guess it's called disc
golf now. It was always false. We called it falf.
We played tons of false when I was a kid,
and I was pretty good at it, what Chris I was?
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I was pretty good at it. What it's my natural athleticism.
Right When people see me, don't roll your eyes. When
people see me move, They're like, wow, is that pale
over there? Is that Michael Jordan? But nope, it's just me.
It's me the oracle.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday. Of course, we'll
be back tomorrow with whatever whatever news happens to attack us,
and then we're going to attack history again. More of
our w W one story. All that and who knows
what else is coming up tomorrow on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Dear Oracle, will will there come a
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day when the US dollar goes the way of the
continental currency. Oh, of course, nothing lasts forever, my friend.
Nothing do your lady hands, Jesse, it's not very nice.
Do you score your wiener and toast your buns? I
like to cut slices into the hot dog before cooking,
and toast the bun before slathering it with mayo? What
(29:16):
is your hot dog protocol? Oh, menu whisper says, his
name is Eric. Well, first, I'm a mayonnaise fan. I
like mayonnaise. I don't do mayonnaise on a hot dog.
It's something seems profoundly Unamerican about that. I also don't
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toast the buns.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Chris.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Do you toast the bunds on your hot dog? Is
that something you do? You do though, Chris said when
he asked, Okay, well, I don't think I've ever toasted
a hot dog bomb. I prefer them steamed, but I
don't have a steamer either. I tell you what I
do want to do, though. I I'm getting more and
more into baseball as I get older. Okay, you're probably
(30:00):
gonna hear me bore you with baseball talk on the radio,
like an ancient human that I am. But I enjoy
going to different ballparks I went to. Uh, I've obviously
gone to the Astros games before. I've been to I've
been to where the Padres play. I've been to where
the Dodgers play. I've been. I've been to these different places,
(30:21):
and I've told aub Hey, whenever we have time, I
want to start going to different ballparks. One of my
buddies just went to Fenway Boston Fenway Park and he
sat on the Green Monster and left field and he said,
they're hot dogs. Get this, Chris, He said, they go
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old school and a guy walks around with a big
a big pot, a big pot. And when you get
a dog, he pulls a Wiener out, puts it on
a piece of white bread, not even a bun, wraps
it in a piece of white bread. I don't know
whether he puts the toppings on it or whatever for
you hand it to you. I asked my buddy about it.
(31:01):
He said, dude sitting in Boston on top of the
Green Monster eating a hot dog like that, I felt
like the most American person in the world. Oh, you're right.
We have to go, Chris. We have to go Wrko
host Us. We have to go. You know what.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
We're going.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm serious, We're freaking going. We'll go this season. I'll
figure something out whatever whatever I want to go. But no,
I don't score the wiener, and no I don't toast
the buns. I would like a steamer. I do want
to think I want to start steaming it. Speaking of
high end food, Olive Garden loses its spot as the
top US casual dining restaurant. According to a seven year
(31:41):
report it should Olive Gardens sucks. Chili's, Applebee's, and Buffalo
Wild Wings were right after it. Oh, Texas Roadhouse is
the one who beat out Olive Garden. Chili's, Applebee's, and
Buffalo Wild Wings are all superior to Olive Garden. I
can't stand Olive Garden. My wife loves it, my oldest
(32:02):
son loves it, and I just have never I've never
gotten it. I don't I know that it's pasta Chris.
It's Italian. Did you figure that out on your own?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Way, Yes, it is pasta Chris, I'm aware of that. No,
it's not that I'm not a fan of pasta. I
love I love a pasta. I like a good spaghetti
and meat sauce, or like I said Obbs. Homemade hamburger,
helper or mac and cheese. It's not like Olive Garden's gross.
I can eat there. I'd much prefer red lobster. I'd
much prefer Applebee's. Applebee's is underrated. Man. They have a
(32:35):
chicken Faheeda, roll up there. I'm telling you it's good.
It's really really good. Their cheese sticks are legitimate. They
have a good wing in Applebee's. Don't under yeah, Chris,
don't underrate their don't underrate their wing. Anyway, we should
probably do some news and now he's a headline, but
you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
(33:01):
Kathy Hochels three hundred and seventy million dollar gun control
plan includes credit cards, surveillance of AMMO sales, a reminder
to you that every single step the American Communist makes
when it comes to your guns is in an effort
to disarm you. And they're trying to disarm you so
they can hurt you. I know it doesn't feel like that.
(33:24):
Sometimes it's never about crime or any of that other stuff.
It's not for them. They want to hurt you. The
American Communist, America's Democrats. They hate your guns because your
guns represent a wall. They've never been able to climb
the final wall. Can they hurt you? Not while you're armed?
(33:46):
Across the Rubicon? Colorado House passes a bill treating child
abuse as a descent from transgender or it's a weird headline.
What they did was they passed that bill that basically
it says you have to affirm a child's gender, or
it's some sort of discrimination. I just cannot believe what
(34:07):
has happened to the beautiful state of Colorado. What's freaking heartbreaking.
Speedy Gonzalez arrested in a string of Walmart thefts. I
only brought this up because Speedy Gonzales might be the
underrated cartoon from my childhood. Remember him, Chris, Did you
ever see those underlay under the Reba. You'd never get
away with that Nowadays, ever, there'd always be some bloody
(34:28):
willing to throw a Hessi fit that's against Mexicans. Secretary
of Defense hegseth to visit the to visit Panama amid
rising tensions over the Canal Control. I've always wanted to
visit Pama Panama. It's not because I have anything that
I really want to do. There. It just seems so exotic,
and I want to what Chris and I want to
wear one of those hats and walk around with a
(34:50):
piece of a toothpick a toothpick in my mouth and
point out things on the beach. I could be a
beach guy. I'm telling you. Members of Congress agree, Jerry
Nadler is the Capital's worst smelling man. Jerry Nadler poops
his pants. Okay, I just have to be honest with you.
Everyone keeps saying he smells the worst. That's because Jerry
(35:14):
Nadler poops his pants. I'm sure there are medical reasons
for the fact he pooped his pants. I watched that video.
I've posted that video before online. Jerry Nadler's on stage,
Nancy Pelosi's giving a press conference, and Jerry Naddler, in
the middle of it, starts doing the waddle walk off
of stage. And that walk is the walk of a
(35:37):
man who just pooped his pants and he's going to
get cleaned up. Jerry Nadler is a pooper and everybody
knows it. That's all
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