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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Wednesday. We'll continue on with this Democrat civil
war stuff. Get to a bunch of emails. Marco Rubio
killed it today again. Man, I can't believe how impressive
(00:31):
Rubio has been. All that and more coming up in
the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
we've discussed the Keem Jeffries before. You see the Keem
Jeffries is there for a reason. He can raise money.
As you know we've talked about it. You get to
leadership positions in Congress, in the House and the Senate
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by raising and distributing money. That's how you get it.
You buy favor. Somebody's running for reelection. Raise him one
hundred grand.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
He's going to vote for you for leadership positions.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Somebody's running for an election period against a Democrat, he's
going to need money.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
He's going to need your help.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know, I don't want to give out.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Names because I don't have permission to give out names.
I will tell you a new Republican senator, he's brand new.
He was running against an incoment Democrat. I ended up
at a political fundraiser with a bunch of people who
had just come from a fundraiser for him put on
by John Cornyn. Now, why would John Cornyn help him
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raise money? Out of the goodness of his heart? John
Cornan was trying to be the Senate Majority leader. Buy
off the new guy, raise him a bunch of money.
He gets in he votes for you, Member Josh Holly. Actually,
Josh Holly raised some eyebrows because a lot of you
like Josh Holly. I don't have anything against him. I
don't love him or hate him. I don't know him.
But Josh Holly of was he raised a bunch of eyebrows.
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When John Cornyn immediately immediately got Josh Holly's endorsement to
be the Senate Majority Leader, you, if you're a Josh
Holly fan, consider him one of the good ones, one
of the ones that's on the right, one of these people.
And so him immediately coming out and endorsing some worthless
rhino piece of trash like Cornan shocked you. It wouldn't
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have shocked you if you looked at the FEC report.
I think it was Jewish producer Chris who looked up
during that show when we were talking about it. Was
it at over one hundred grand Chris? It was a
lot of money. It was a lot of money. John
Cornyn had raised a bunch of money for Josh Holly
out of the goodness of his heart. Now you buy loyalty.
Hakim Jeffries got the nod after Grandma Vodka. Nancy Pelosi
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just aged out of the job.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's what happened. She aged out of the job.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
But he got the job because he can raise money.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
He's good at it.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
The problem is, you can buy your way. Maybe raise
your way is probably a better way to put it.
You can raise your way into that job, but you've
got to be tough enough to keep that job. And
I don't know that Hakeem Jeffries is. The headline is
that he wants Democrats to put an end to the
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l Salvador trips. You see the Democrat Party. I know
they're listening, but I also know they hate me, so
they won't take this to heart. The Democrat Party actually
has quite an opportunity right now, an opportunity to get
at Republicans. Switch to the economy. Switch to the economy.
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People were angry about the economy. Inflation is not better.
We just got word the GDP shrunk. Poll after poll
after poll now shows people are unsure of the economy.
They're happy with the economy, the economy, the economy, they're
not And yet every single Democrat can only talk about
the return of an MS thirteen gang member from Al Salvador.
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There is a political win, a big, fat, juicy one
sitting in front of Democrats, and instead all they can
do is wrap their arms around an already deported gang member.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It doesn't land well.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The problem for Hakim Jeffries is he's trying to mediate
the Democrat civil war and it can't be mediated. The older,
more established Democrats who know what winning coalitions look like.
The Nancy Pelosis, the Chuck Schumers. They are the fundraisers,
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they can raise the big money. They're the ones who've
been there for a long time. They're trying to scream
and yell and shake the young ones awake and tell
the young ones that the United States of America doesn't
want Mao Ze Edung. But you can't seem to talk
the young ones out of it. And watching the frustration,
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the complete frustration of the older Democrats as they try
to get these cats herded in is magnificent. Did you
see what they did in California? This Democrat Party will
never win another national election. Right now.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
If a John were to go and try to purchase
a sixteen or seventeen year old on that blade and
law enforcement were to intervene because of a judge's order
right now in Sacramento, law enforcement would not be able
to put that person in jail because it's not the
solid felony that law enforcement has been asking it to be.
So I just want to make sure you're okay with
sixteen and seventeen year olds continuing to be purchased on
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this blade for the next year or until you have
to dissect this issue in the fall, and these John's
getting let go and just issue.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Democrats in California rejected a bill that would make sex
trafficking of felony, and they did it because of equity.
That Democrat party has no future and shouldn't have any future,
But it has no future at all. Jesse, is it
or is it not treason that Democrats let the dregs
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of the Third world into our country to steal future elections?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Is it treason?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
To me. He says it's treason. So okay, says.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
His name is Mike.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Is it treason, yes, but probably past the point of prosecution.
Let me explain if let's say, the homeowners association. Do
you have one of those? I'm sorry if you do,
but you have a homeowners association. The homeowners association, even
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if you don't have one, you know what one is
a group of people who who make decisions on behalf
of your particular neighborhood. Your lawn needs to be this,
We're going to put up Christmas lights here, We're gonna
viv avev you get it. A homeowner's association, you got it.
And the whole purpose behind the homeowners association is helping
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the area. Whether they're good at it or not, or
whether they're tyrants or not, decide the point. You would
at least agree that's supposed to be the point of
the homeowners association. And the homeowners association is almost always
elected by the people who live in the area. Now,
what if ten people moved into your neighborhood and they
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hated it, and they decided the entire neighborhood should be destroyed,
and they ran to beyond the homeowners Association, and the
people of your neighborhood were so lazy, so negligent, they
couldn't be bothered to show up and vote, and those
ten evil people got themselves elected onto your homeowners association,
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and then they use their position of power to try
to burn down the neighborhood. Is that treason us? What
they did?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Who's at faull there?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Did Democrats commit an act of treason by intentionally bringing
twenty million barbarians into the country.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh, there's no question, that's not even debatable.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Of course they did. It's a deeply, deeply evil act.
One of the most evil things maybe an American president
has ever done, is what Joe Biden did. Are you
ever going to get charges or something like that? No,
of course not, because treason is the name of the
game in the modern Democrat party. That's the whole party,
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and the American people, the American people, half of them
still choose Democrats. It's not as if Democrats are that
shy about who they are and what they believe. They
get pretty honest about it from time to time. And
yet Democrats will still go to the polls and vote Democrats.
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I'll tell you what, forget about forget about just killing Democrats.
You already know that we're gonna lose seats in the midterms.
That's how it goes. We'll probably lose a lot again,
that's how it goes. But why you're telling me that
after just two years, just two years removed from the
evil destruction of Joe Biden, that legions of Americans are
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going to flock to the polls and go vote for
that same party again. It was like yesterday, we just
got done being angry at them for all the horrible,
evil crap they did, and now more Americans will go
vote for them in the midterms. Then we'll vote for us.
How is that possible? Who's the bad guy there? Look,
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if you're an American and you still go vote Democrat today,
I'm not telling you have to vote Republican. But if
you still vote Democrat today, you deserve everything that's coming
to you. They're very open, very honest about who they are,
what they hate, what they intend to do, but the
people don't care enough to get involved, pay attention half
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the time. I don't like the tariffs. I think I'll
vote Democrat this year. And you look around and wonder,
how did these treason as people get elected, negligent people.
All right, somebody's mad at me. Next he doesn't care
if you believe him, but he's right.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Member,
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
And we got some emails about the Ukraine minerals deal thing.
I'm not talking about it. Okay, let me give you
the breaking news from a journal It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
We love Jesse. He's the best. YESSI please kiss my baby, Yessie,
Jesse Jesse. This was treated as breaking news before the show.
It was like five minutes before the show started that
Ukraine has signed the minerals deal. The minerals deal that says, hey, America,
you can have some of the rare earth stuff that
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we have. The reason I'm not going to discuss it now.
I didn't talk about it in the first hour, i
didn't talk about it in the second hour, and I'm
not going to discuss it now is I don't trust it.
It's here one day, it's gone. Tomorrow they sign a
mineral's deal and then look, maybe as we speak a
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missile land somewhere that it shouldn't and everything kicks off again.
I just don't. I feel like this peace process is
going to be long, and it's going to be disappointing repeatedly,
and I just don't want to treat every new headline
as some groundbreaking thing. Might is this a good sign?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Might it be, you know, kind of the beginning of
the end all this stuff. It could be, and the
whole thing might blow up right now. It might be
blowing up as we speak. I'm not going to take
it and run with it on this show as if
it's significant until I know it's significant, so you can
stop sending me emails. I'm not talking about it. We
don't know anything yet. Okay, they signed a deal. Great,
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he was supposed to sign one before before he went
off on whatever that was. Oh, this guy's mad at me. Hey, Jesse,
I've loved watching your show for the last couple of years,
but geez, you have lost me. Get off Trump's people's backs.
They're doing amazing things right now. You are now even
bringing on idiots that are saying release a couple Epstein names.
(12:50):
Are you serious? The guy puts in all capital letters
and stuff. This is probably, if done right, will take months,
maybe even a year, so on and so forth. You
expect the government can be fixed in three months. Listen,
You're allowed to obviously have an opinion, but I am
going to go ahead and call you a liar about something.
(13:12):
There's no way you have been listening to me for
any length of time, because if you had, you would
never think to send me an email like this. So
allow me to clarify for you new listeners, including this
person who's sent in this email, who is very obviously
a new listener, a new listener. I do not believe
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in becoming a fan of man ever, ever, ever, any
of them.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
None. Even when I was you know.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
What's crazy, I'll tell you something crazy about me, and
maybe there's something wrong with me. Even as a child,
I was like this. We were asked in school, who's
a professional athlete we wanted to I think the question
was who's a professional athlete you wanted to be when
you grew up? That was the question. As a small child.
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I didn't have an answer because I didn't want to
be anybody but me. I don't worship my pastor, I
don't worship my politician. I don't worship Donald Trump. I
am not a fan of anyone nobody, and I will
not waive palm palms for anybody. All politicians, Donald Trump included,
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they're all rental cars to me, every one of them.
You use them to get where you're going, and dump
them the second you're done with them, because that's what
every one of them will do for you. That is
how I approach things. I am not in this to
get invites to the White House. We already got one
of those, and I said, no, I am not in
this for to go to fancy parties in DC. I
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don't live DC. I freaking hate DC. I care about
my country. I enjoy having fun on the radio. If
you are looking for a NonStop I love Trump. Wefew
all day long. I have great news for for you there.
It's almost every radio show in the country. We'll do
that for three hours a day. Turn the channel and
just close your eyes and turn the channel and you'll
(15:08):
probably land on one of those. They'll never insult him.
Everything is perfect. Everything's a genius. The sound list every
day will be eighteen hundred solid to your Trump said
a Trump Trump. There's so many shows for you I'm not.
I care about the country. That's my first priority. When
Trump does something I love, and he often does, I
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tell you about it. I told you not to open
the show. When I see failures, I'm pointing them out.
And that's never going to change ever in.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
A million years.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And if you think I'm going to sit back and
just kind of clap and like a seal, oh all
excited about every new press conference, every new announcement of here,
you've got another thing coming. The Trump administration has now
less than four years to clean out fifty years of
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communist filth throughout our federal government. So no, it's not
gonna be quick. It's not gonna be easy. I understand
these things won't come instantly. But don't think for a
second that we shouldn't be putting pressure on them every
single day. They should feel the pressure from you every
single day to do more. The most important thing you
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can do for the for your country, for your country,
it's to let the administration know no more faster, more faster,
more faster. That's the most important thing you can do.
And the worst thing you can possibly do is yes,
Chump Trump, Mega Trump, Yeah more Mecca Woo Mega Maga
Mecca jump Trump, Trump, He's the best. Have the It's awful.
(16:43):
It's absolutely awful, because then what happens is it's human nature.
People sit back. Ah, job, well done.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Let's take it easy today.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Every politician, even ones you know, should.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Feel pressure from you. Pressure.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
It should be a never ending stream of pressure because
the steaks are extremely high. I've lost you because I've
been hard on Pam Bondy. Goodbye hit the bricks. You
know what, I think I'll put another couple of notches
on the whiteboard just because you complained about it. In fact,
Chris remind me during the during the commercial break, We're
gonna couple put another couple notches on the Pam Bondy
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whiteboard just because somebody whined about it. How about that
for changing? Have I lost you yet?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
We'll do some more, you know what. Just do this one, hey, Jesse.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
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Speaker 2 (17:39):
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Speaker 1 (17:40):
You know that's not right when I tell you about
Berna's new compact launcher. That's not an opportunity for you
to insult me. In my hands, Okay, I have huge hands.
I don't care what you've heard. I don't care what
Obs says. These are enormous hands, and for your information,
they're almost too big for Berna's new compact launcher. By
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the way, you know Berna's pistol launcher, the one that
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you've been wanting to carry something, but it's too bulky.
I'm jogging.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
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Speaker 2 (18:44):
We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You're listening to the oracle.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
You love this one.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show and a wonderful Wednesday. And we'll
get to the emails here in a minute. I want
to get to Marco Rubio.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Today.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Rubio said a couple of things that, Man, I'll tell
you what. Like I said, he's impressive. I have historically
not been a big Rubio fan, but man, he's been
killing it as Secretary of State.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Here he was he's in touch with al Salvador about
attorney a great universitas a formule questions the city. Well,
I would never tell you that, and you know who else,
I'll never tell a judge because the conduct of our
foreign policy belongs to the President of the United States
and the executive branch, not some judge. So we will
conduct foreign policy appropriately if we need to, but I'll
never discuss it, and no one will ever make us
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discuss it, because that's how foreign policy works.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
That's great that you can you can see that harder
edge creeping into Republican politics where they've they've finally realized
you can stop trying to be polite to people who
are your mortal enemy if they declared themselves to be
your enemy, and treat them as if they're an enemy. Right,
he talk some more.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
We had it apart. We had an office in the
Apartment of State.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Who's Johns I probably should have done a little bit
more set up for this. The Biden administration was evil
in a variety of ways. But you should understand that
if Democrats are ever allowed back into power in the
White House, they will do terrible, terrible things. They were
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already planning on doing worse things than they did before.
Remember all those talks we had under Joe Biden about
how the most dangerous thing happening in the world today,
and this is still very much true, is Western governments
turning their guns inward against their own citizens. Western government
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after Western government, all of them. They are taking their
national security apparatus, and since the Communists have taken it over,
they're now aiming it at their own citizens, their most
patriotic citizens, Because, as we've discussed many times before, you
are the ultimate enemy in the eyes of these people.
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You are what keeps them up at night, the patriotic
citizen that has a chance to stop them and the
power to stop them. I want you to listen to
what the Biden administration was doing.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Just listen to this.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
We had a department, we had an office in the
Department of State whose job it was to censor Americans.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
We have these dossiers.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
We are going to be turning those over to these
individuals and they'll decide whether they want to disclose it
or not.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
But just think about the Department of State of the
United States had set up an office to monitor the
social media post and commentary of American citizens to identify
them as vector the disinformation when we know that the
best way to combat disinformation.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Is freedom of speech and transparency, and so that's what
we're going to be in the business of doing. We're
not going to have an office that does that.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
The communists and the Biden administration use the State Department
and set up an office that started to create files
on Americans. That's what a dossier is, files on Americans
who spread they did what they determined to be misinformation online.
A file started on people who I know, you're going
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to get mad at Republicans. I get mad at Republicans
all the time. But you can never ever, under any
circumstances vote for a Democrat ever again unless they change
their ways. Look at they change their ways, that's fine.
But these people men, the things they will do, and
it's probably worth playing again. Donald Trump sits down with
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ABC's Terry Moran and This is not about the MS
thirteen guy. This is not about Trump. It's not about
Terry Moran, It's not about any of that. This is
a master class in dealing with the communist who you're
debating in your life, a coworker, a family member, a neighbor,
whoever it may be. Terry Moran does all the things
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his stew I want to move on. I'm just a reporter.
When he gets caught telling lies, doing evil, he tries
every single communist tactic. That's what your neighbor does. Your
neighbor does the same thing. I know what happens to
me too. What Donald Trump does is exactly what you do.
Calm but firm. Calm but firm. Do not let them
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change the subject, Do not let them get a rise
out of you. Don't let them move on. I'm not
even gonna interrupt them this time. I'll let the whole
thing play old. Terry Moran tries a half dozen times
during this to wiggle out and square him out of it. Oh, okay,
I'm ready to move on. Yeah I know I lie,
but I'm ready to move on. Okay, but well we'll
agree to Well, I'm just a reporter, and Trump never
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lets him up, never lets him up for air.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
This is how you smother's.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Murderous criminals in this country. We have to get him out,
and we're doing it. Violin. You'll pick out one man.
But even the man that you picked out, he's got
a key, said he wasn't a member of a gang.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
And then they looked.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And on his knuckles he had MS there's a wait
a minute, Wait a minute. He had MS thirteen on.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
We had some tattoos that are interpreted that way. But
let's move on.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Wait a minute. I will tear it Terry, Terry.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
He did not have the letter MS one.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
It says MS one three. That was photoshop, So let
me do his photoshop Terry.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Ahead of that.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Hey, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime.
You know you're doing the interview. I picked you because frankly.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I never heard of you.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
But that's okay.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
But I picked to you, Terry. Hey, but you're not
being very nice. He had MS thirteen texts.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, agree to disagree.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I want to rive on to something else, Terry.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Do you want me to show you the picture?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I saw the picture.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
We'll tell you the photoshop. Here we go, Here we go, photoshop.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
But don't look at his hand. He had MS thirty, did.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Have tattoos that can be interpreted that way.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I'm not an expert on them.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I want to turn to Ukraine. I want to get
to you.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
No, No, he had MS as clear as you can be,
not interpreted. This is why people no longer believe well
the news because in.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
El Salvador they aren't there. But let's just go. They
aren't there when he's there now right, No, they're in
the Victor Terry Ukraine.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Sir, he's got MS thirteen on his knuckles. All right, okay,
it's such a disservice.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
We'll take a look.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Did you just say it?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yes he does, and you know, going to something else.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
That's how you do it. Calm but firm. Don't let
them scramble away and squirm away.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Don't let them.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Change the side. I'm ready, that's dock u crane.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
When when communists debate you, they will lie. Do not
let them get away with it. As soon as they lie,
they think they win, because that that's how they win arguments.
As soon as they lie, if you do the right
thing from that point in time, they can't win. You
nail them down on it. Pin that lie to them
and you cannot lose, all right, Jesse, two things which
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way too long? Song is better heard it through the
grape vine, strangle her Hold or Freebird, Oh, free Bird.
Free Bird is actually one of the only super long
songs that is good. Freebird jams all nine minutes of it. Jams.
Heard it through the grape vine. That's a great song
for the two minutes it's supposed to be. Same thing
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with Ted Nugen's Stranglehold. Great song for about the three
minutes it's supposed to be. Second thing. The guy says,
we need Chris to run a poll on X for
people to vote on Highway Tune or My Hands by
Jewel for your opening song. You know that's rude. You
know what, Chris, I want people to I only want
nicer emails from now on, Jesse, my brother from another conflict.
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April thirtieth, Oh, that's today. April thirtieth marks the fiftieth
anniversary of the end of the Vietnam War.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Crap.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I wish we'd have done something to open the show.
I forgot about that, what, Chris, You know, I don't
research anyway, The guy says a day before two Marines
were the last two American soldiers to die in the war.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
They were Corporal Charles.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
McMahon, aged twenty one, and Lance Corporal Darwin Judge, aged nineteen.
They were killed in a rocket attack on Tansun, newt
Air Base. Remembering their sacrifice on this anniversary, yours, formerly
Sergeant James K. Lemon, radio operator, First Infantry Division, RVN Service,
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April nineteen sixty nine to March nineteen seventy. Man, I've
forgot about the fiftieth anniversary the end of Vietnam. You
know what, for everybody who lost somebody there, For everyone
who died there and their families after them, Rest in peace, brothers,
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thank you for your sacrifice in that jungle dump. All right,
let's let's do one more segment, shall we. Before we
do that, let's let's get some nutrition in our dog.
It's kind of unbelievable to think that the table scraps
they might be the only chance your dog ever has
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a getting nutrition. Did you know that we care about
our dogs. We love them, We pet them, we feed them,
we water them, we walk them. But then we give
them dog food. Then let me take a wild guess
your dog's food is brown. I guess that right. Huh
why is it all brown? Because it's all dead. All
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dog food is dead. Your dog dies too early. My
dogs die too early because they never get nutrition. How
long would you live if you never got vitamins or
minerals or omega oils or not very long? That's what
our dogs do. Sprinkle rough Greens on your dog's food.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Your dog will live longer.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
They love it. They'll be healthier. You'll be at the
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three three my Dog, or go to Roughgreens dot com
slash Jessie.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
We'll be back, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. We will be
back tomorrow. Remember you can download the whole show. iHeart
Spotify iTunes. Before I get to the headlines and a
couple more emails, I have to tell you something that
happened in the house. And you know, this is why
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God says to leave vengeance to him, all right, This
is why there are warnings in the Bible about bitterness
and vengeance and things like that. Something happened to me
last night.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
It was terrible. So here's what it is, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I received a gift a couple years ago from my
buddy Luis. You know, I already have an ice maker.
I don't want to brag, but I have an ice maker. Hey, thanks,
chef man, I love you, but I have an ice maker.
But every now and then, for whatever reason, maybe you're
the maybe you're maybe you're pouring it and you want
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to go outside. You want the ice to last. Maybe
you're pouring a glass of booze or something like that.
Every now and then you want a big ice cube,
a big one. You've seen the big cubes before. I'm
talking big honkers. My buddy Luis got me two little
ice trays that make big cubes, six cubes of tray.
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What Chris, what, No, it's not because my hands are small.
The cubes are actually big. Chris, stop interrupting with your insults. Anyway,
two ice cube trays. They hold six ice cubes apiece.
I keep them in the freezer, obviously. But you see,
when you have sons, they learn, especially if you have
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bad sons like I do, they figure out how to
get at you, and they do it because it makes
them laugh. Because they're bad people, and they eventually discover
that you know more than they do, and whatever you do,
they should probably copy it. My son's finally figured out
that when I get I always walk around with a
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big glass of water.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I love water. I drink water all the time.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And I have this glass that's enormous in the house,
this big plastic glass. I can't break it. I always
have a big glass of ice water. I always take
two of the big the big cubes, drop them in
my big glass water. My son's discovered the glory of
these cubes and how long they last. So now when
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they're going to practice or something like that, they jack
my cubes. And you know what, they don't ever ever
do They never refill the trays. They never even when
the tray is empty. I know, Chris, it joys to
be crazy, even when the tray is empty. Because they're
little meatheads. They take it. They throw it right back
in the freezer. Whenever I want an ice cube, I
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go and if they've taken the last one, I'm cube letz.
And it takes forever to get these things to freeze again.
We're talking. It takes like a day. So if they're
not ready when you go, you don't have it. So
two days ago, two days ago, Bob and I were
going out. We're going to the neighbor's house, and I
wanted a couple. I wanted a big glass. Ice waters
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is starting to get warm. Here I go, I see
the trays are almost empty. One is completely empty. The
other one only has three cubes left in it. And
I said, you know what, I've had enough. So here's
what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take my three cubes,
and this time I'm not refilling the trays. I'm gonna
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wait until they want an ice cube, and then they
can go back to the freezer and then they can
experience what it's like to not have the ice cubes
ready for them when they're ready to go. You know
what happened last night, I got thirsty, I went to
get a glass, got my glass, walked to the freezer
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ready for my big ice cubes. There the trays were
still empty in the freezer. Because I sought out vengeance
on my son's instead, all it did was hurt me.
There's a lesson in that for you. There's a lesson
in that for me. Probably should have just stuck with
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my Chefman ice maker. By the way, you know you
know the people who made my ice maker, They're the
ones who made the IQ sense.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
You realize that the wireless cooking thermometer the one that'll
have your meat perfect every time. I can't believe there
are people out there making meat without these because meat
is so expensive. I don't view the IQ sens as
costing money. It's saving money, saving money. Your meat is
perfect every time because your phone tells you what it's done.
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You put the thermometer in there and you leave it.
You throw it on the grill or the smoker or
the oven or wherever. Your phone will tell you when
it's done. You don't even have to think about it.
You cook the temperature. That's what all these pitmaster types do.
Like me, Chris, you want fifteen percent off one? Chefiq
dot com code Jesse is how you get fifteen percent
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off one. Maybe try to pick up an ice maker too. Anyway,
let's do some emails. Chris, remind the vest to talk
about the Hungarian cheese. It wasn't Hungarian cheese. It was
Hungarian cheese bread. And I've never actually eaten it. I
think Chris did in Israel. I think you found a
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place that served it.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Oh you didn't.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I've never had it. But it's this big chunk of
bread that apparently they bake cheese in an over easy
egg on top of it. You've seen it, Chris. You
know what I'm talking about, right, I've always wanted to
try it. I've never tried it. It's got to be fantastic.
I love bread, I love cheese, I love eggs. I
don't know anything else about Hungarian food or anything like that,
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but I'm sure I would pick up on the language.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You know how. You know how I am what Chris?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
And now here's a headline, but you know the thing
headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Direct jab at.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Former House Speaker Senator Hawlly reintroduces the Pelosi Act, banning
lawmakers from stock trading. It is one of the most
openly corrupt things. I can't believe the American voter is
not mad about Republicans and Democrats. They're both guilty of it.
Have this big group of people who very clearly insider
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trade with the knowledge they have that's illegal. I can't
believe that we even need an actor that people aren't
mad about it.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Ex.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Mumford and Sons member asks Trump if he'd consider granting
political asylum to British citizens. I actually have said before,
I think we should completely change our relationship with some
of our allies. If you consider yourself an ally and
you arrest and imprison people for Facebook posts, I think
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that it should negatively affect your relationship with the United
States of America. I'm talking like cutting diplomatic tized.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
That's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Uber driver wearing a retired drug dealer shirt is arrested
after twenty four grams of meth are found in the car.
It's always the ones you least expect. Ukraine says it's
ready to sign a key rare minerals deal sought by
the US, and of course we know that as of
a few hours ago it was signed. And oh, I'm
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a wait and see guy on that US bows or
boose Net quarterly borrowing estimate to five hundred and fourteen
billion dollars. We're borrowing five hundred and fourteen billion dollars
for one quarter. Oo. That train is gonna hurt when
it gets here anyway, that's all