May 1, 2025 • 37 mins
If you can you should move out of your blue state. Making your area more red. How you can really make a difference in this country. Pointing out commie hypocrisy doesn’t work because they don’t care. They don’t share your morality.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Thursday. You're gonna get really mad at me
in a second as I talk to you about moving.
And then we'll do some emails. We'll talk about, Oh,
this horrible story about these sisters who were saved by
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the Trump administration. It's just it's really dark anyway. All
that and some emails and some other things coming up
in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
we talked earlier about the Democrat Party and how we
have to have a reform Democrat Party to save the
country long term because we can't build as fast as
they destroy. It's not possible, right, It's easier to destroy things.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It just is.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But I want to go back to something we used
to talk about all the time under the Box and presidency,
and I haven't talked about it in a while, but
it's as true today as it ever was, and that
is moving if you can, moving if you can. I
have encouraged you for the longest time to get out
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of your blue state, if that's where you live, and
get to a red area. Or if you're stuck in
the blue state, at least get to a red part
of the blue state. Right. So, if you're in New
York City, I didn't say if you can't get out
of New York, get to Long Island, right, But if
you can get to a red state. I don't say
that as some flag waving Republican. I say that for
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a lot of reasons. One of them is your life
will be better. It really will be. I've been saying
it forever. Chris has kept them. I have stacks and
stacks of emails of people who've done it, and they
email in andto every one of them has said, Jesse,
you're so right. I'm mad I didn't do it earlier. Jesse,
you're so right. Jesse. Best move we ever made. I
have people stop me who've done and said, Jesse, last time,
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I think it was in Nashville. We moved here because
you said so. It is the best thing we ever move, right,
not just to make your life better, but to give
us more power and take it away from them. Remember,
they lose congressional seats when they lose population. You see
the latest lists that always comes out, Oh look, Texas
is going to get more congressional representation. California is going
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to get less. Even if you're in California, that's good.
You want more of us and less of that in Congress, right,
So that's good. But the last part of it is
the ugliest part of it, and it's the part that
gets a little heavy your blue state. Unless and until
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Democrats reform, not only is it not going to be okay,
it's going to be worse in world and worse. They're
not moderating. They're going as hard and fast in the
other direction as possible. If anything, what Trump is doing
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nationally is encouraging these people to destroy even more faster.
Here's a great headline for you. This is from the Federalist.
Reading scores plummet in rich blue states and they rise
in poor red ones. Why how could that be? How
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does a state it's very poor like Mississippi, which I
love Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But what is it?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's very poor? How could a poor state like that?
See it's reading scores going up. But then you have
all these rich states like California, California has so much money,
New York, their scores are going down. What's happening there? Well,
you know, exactly what's happening there. The Red States are
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doing things. What are they doing? They're starting to expand
more on homeschooling, on private education, starting to allow parents
to educate their kids where they want. This is of
course improving the education their children are receiving, and their
children are coming out better at reading and better at math.
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What's happening in the blue areas? California has so much money,
I mean, gosh, it's unbelievable how rich that state is.
Money everywhere. How in the world could the reading scores
be going down? Well, money or no money. The communists
control the education system from top to bottom, and the
communists who are there are getting worse and worse and
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worse and more rabbid and more rabbit and more rabid.
Even ten or fifteen years ago, you wouldn't have seen
a pride flag in any classroom, even in a place
like California ten fifteen years ago. That wouldn't have happened.
Now they all have it as they get more and
more radicalized. Where are those If you're a young communist
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just graduated with your education degree, and you want to
go into education because you want to teach young people
to hate themselves and learn how to be gay? Where
are you going to teach? You're driving right to Connecticut,
you're going right to New York. You're going right to California,
and you're going there like the predator. You are to
destroy young people. And as we move forward, it doesn't
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matter what happens nationally. As we move forward, if you're
in a blue area, that gets worse, as I warned
you it would, crime will get worse. Did you know
that as things get more and more inhospitable to illegals
in this country? The illegals who don't go home, they're
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all going to go to the safest place they can find.
And that's your blue state, that's your blue city. The
areas that have declared themselves to be sanctuaries, meaning my state, Texas.
So we get all kinds of illegals here, we're right
here on the border. If they have to go and
they don't want to go down South, well they're not
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going to stay here. They're going to go someplace where
they're not going to get thrown in a cage, where
they're not going to get deported. They're coming to your neighborhood.
You ready for that, Oh, here's one for you from
the Free Beacon. Trump administration sues Michigan and Hawaii over
the state's plan to pursue climate damages from the oil
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and gas industry. You like those gas prices you're paying
in California right now? For everyone who's not in California,
they're backbreaking. Yeah, They're all about to go up, all
of them. It's about to get worse. It's not just
that your life will become dirtier, gayer, and more crime filled.
It's just about to get more expensive. Your quality of
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life is going to go down, down, down. Unless the
Democrat Party reverses its current trajectory, you're simply not going
to be able to stay in these places. Listen, remember this,
remember this little.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Story here, Brya and John. The government wanted Owen McIntyre
to spend the time before trial behind bars, but the
judge and Boston sided with the defense in this case,
which cited multiple medical issues facing the nineteen year old,
including autism, spectrum disorder, ginger dysphoria, and eighty HG. McIntyre's
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attorney are the team should be released, citing serious and
ongoing medical needs and treatments that could not or would
not be provided while in federal detention. The defense filing
says McIntyre is being treated for depression, and since March
has been receiving gender affirming care, that care would likely
be interrupted or terminated in federal custody.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Nineteen year old Tranny in Boston's went firebombing a bunch
of Tesla dealerships, and the judge led them out of
prison so we can get more tranning surgery. Remember that
case in Minneapolis where the tim Walls, the former tim
Walls employee, went out, took his dog for a walk.
He brought his keys with him, and while he was
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out for an evening stroll, went in Keyed. I think
it was six teslas if I remember six or seven teslas.
Went in Keyed, six teslas, and the DA there let
him off scott free. Apparently the cops are up there
are in complete revolt over the whole thing. They had
to chase him down. Do the police work, throw home
in prison. Did you know that the Minneapolis police force
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is down by forty percent still? I believe I talked
to Liz Collin today. She's a wonderful investigative journalist from
up there. Did you know they've had. Believe she told
me five homicides in the last eighteen hours. Get out
of your blue area. If you can't, if you look,
if you can't with your job or school or mom
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or something. If you can't, then you can't. If you can,
if you're considering it, get out. You'll thank me. Everyone
else does. I've never to this day had a single
email that said, Jesse, you told me to move. I did,
and it was a mistake, not one not one time. Jesse,
I had a question about your service. Oh, I told you,
(09:21):
I'm not going to call it Jesse's jerk service. That's
what I said. I used that on the erics. I
was coming up with it on the fly. I said,
we're going to change the name of it, of me
being a jerk to people on your behind. It's not
Jesse's jerk service. This guy says, I had a question
about your services. If I were to pay a little extra,
can I you know what, No, No, I'm not even
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finishing this. It's not the name of the business. The
name of the business is not Jesse's jerk Service. I'm
not going to entertain any more of these questions. Do
your mister professional jerk. Dear mister professional jerk service, you
definitely can't hire any Asians for the You know, I
don't even this. I don't even want to read any
more emails because you're not very nice. That's why I
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misspoke one time. That's not the name of the business.
It's not the name of the business. We're going to
come up with something different. All right, Switch to pure
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(11:12):
Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. The time
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that are not about my jerk services and will never
be Next Jesse Kelly returns. Next it is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday Tomorrow's and ask doctor
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Jesse Friday and get your questions emailed in right now
to Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse, I
realized this could never happen, but with Republicans controlling both
houses of Congress, could in Congress, at the urging of
the President do a formal declaration of war against the
illegal immigrants within the borders of the United States of America.
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This would eliminate all judicialite and do process. His name
is David No. Because declaration of war would involve the military.
You don't want the military involved like that on US soil,
And believe me, you really don't, because the Communists have
been trying to get the military prepped and ready to
attack you for a very, very, very long time. Remember Remember,
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they were not destroying the military as they were running
out the unvaccinated and all those types. They were not
wrecking it. They were building one building one a different one.
Pete Hagkseth has a lot of work to do. Jesse,
my wife of thirty five years, has the master's degree
in applied applied math. However, at her home pantry, however,
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her home pantry refrigerator, organizational skills leave much to be desired.
I'm home for the week. She's visiting my daughter out
of town for two weeks. I'm tempted to do a
sensible reorganization at the risk of a wrath. But I'm
doing it anyway because I think, because this time I
know I'm right. Listen, I think she's gonna be okay
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with it. People who aren't organized, they need people who
are organized. And especially husband wife couples, you got to
know how to play to each other's strengths. Now there's
going to be some tension there. For instance, me, when
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I have comfy clothes I put on at night, just
like you do me. I'm a shorts and T shirt guy.
I put on my shorts T shirt. That's how I
mess around the house. Well, I like to wear them
two or three days in a row at least, because
I'm not sweating in them. They're not dirty, and so
when I take them off, I leave them laying either
in the bathroom or on a chair or something like that.
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Grant I'm not crumping them up. They're not on the floor.
You know, I'm not a teenager. I will come by
and sweep them up the wash. Sometimes I get mad
about it. Beyond that, No, you're doing the right thing.
Jesse Trump just announced he would weigh in on the
corn Versus Paxton campaign. It's very important, so on and
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so forth. Lady wants to go campaign on behalf of
Ken Paxton. She's asking how they can do it. She's
gonna do. I love these people. You guys are the best.
Listen to what she says. I know donations are important,
and I plan to not only donate, but block walk
with my kids. Other than that, how can the rest
of us help fight for Paxton? We need to kick
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John Cornan out. Okay, I just wanted to read this
because this is the difference between you and other people.
You're gonna donate money, You're already planning to donate money,
You're already planning to go door knock on behalf of
Ken Paxton on, behalf of your country, and you're emailing
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me to ask what more you can do. Ninety nine
point nine nine percent of the people who live in
this country will neither do either of those things. I
want you to know that I really appreciate you, every
single person listening who gets involved in any way in politics.
I don't care whether you're stuffing envelopes, knocking on doors,
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maybe you give money, maybe whatever you do, or really
really appreciate you, and I hope you are proud of yourself.
You carry so you carry all these normies. You carry
the burden for so many. Your burden is too great.
It shouldn't be that great. Should be legions of people
helping you, coming right alongside of you getting involved. But
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it's not that way, and it rarely is. There's always
a few motivated, caring people who have to carry the
load for every other diagone person out there, and that's you.
Good for you, Jesse, Stop being gay and have revolution
is my name by pantas as some of your lead music.
What does that have to do with me? You idiots?
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It's totally clean, and it will mess with Jewish producer
Chris's head. Plus, you sound dumb living in Texas and
having a radio show without any Pantera in it. I
love you and your show, but your lack of taste
and Pantera is dumb and stupid. Chris, Chris, are you
a Pantera guy? Chris said Pantera sucks. Wow, You're gonna
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get so much hate for that. I did not say that.
That was Jewish producer Chris. But remember all the emails
you send in ask doctor Jesse questions or whatever you
need to say to Chris. All the emails go to
Chris Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. What Chris? What walk?
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Is there one good song? Can you have I heard
of it? Have I heard it? Play a little bit
of it so I can hear it? Are you able to?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, are we not able to on a family show?
You don't think so. I didn't know they say potty
words in there. I'm assuming a lot of potty words. Yeah,
well we're not playing that on the show because we
don't play potty words on the show. I would think
you'd know that by it. Hey Jesse, I love the
show making me laugh. As a bonus, thanks, for all that,
but I need some answers to the Fort Knox visit
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about the White House. Was their gold there? Did they
verify there was real gold? So on and so forth. Well,
I've been avoiding this question. I'll be honest with you
because I don't want to. I don't want to ever
come off like a conspiracy nut, and I don't want you.
I don't want to encourage you to come off like
a conspiracy nut. But at the same time, I think
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it's important that you and I ask questions. For twenty
four hours, we were told that they're going to go
make sure the gold was in Fort Knox, and they
kept remember, they kept making statements as in as if
somebody suspected the gold was gone, like maybe someone stole
it or something, and they they made a lot of
noise about this, and then it was almost like a
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light switch got turned off. Good story gone. Now nobody
talks about it anymore. What happened there? I don't have
the answer to that question, but it's not good. All right,
we need to talk about social media. What happened to
these two illegal immigrant sisters who were trafficked. We need
to talk about legacy box. First, we need to talk
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about the pictures, VHS tapes, cam Quarder tapes, the hard
pictures and videos you have in your home in storage,
in the attic, in the basement, the baby albums, the
wedding albums, the VHS tape from the time at the beach.
How long is that stuff going to last? Because I
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have news for you today. It's more faded than it
was yesterday. Time, heat, humidity, it destroys all that stuff eventually,
and a flood destroys it tonight. Fire. Why don't you
let Legacy Box digitize it all for you. They'll send
it all right back. I'm not asking you to give
up your hard copies. I would never do that, and
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I would never tell tell you to send that precious
stuff into into somebody that I hadn't done it too.
I sent my dad's stuff in there. I've done it.
Send it in. Let them digitize your stuff. Legacybox dot
Com slash Jesse. Legacybox dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. What, Chris,
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We can make jokes. It's fine, you get that right.
The Jesse Kelly Show, it is The Jesse Kelly Show.
On a Thursday. That was Pantera. Chris, I think I've
heard that before. That wasn't terrible that one there, Look,
it wasn't terrible. Okay, it wasn't the best thing I've
ever heard. Hey, just don't like. I don't like when
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the music goes from music to to hate metals. So
it doesn't it's not musical, Yes, exactly, it's just noise, Chris,
And don't call me old man. It is just not damn.
I mean, I got I got it. You take steroids,
I get it. I totally understand. All right, let's have
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a more of a life discussion instead of politics for
a minute, shall we. Mark Zuckerberg came out and he
talked about Facebook is called meta now and now it's
really weird. But he talked about AI friends, meaning friends
that aren't real human beings. It's just artificial intelligence. It's digital.
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I feel like we need to have this discussion once again.
I need it too. Okay, So I'm talking to me
as much as I'm talking to you. Remember that personal
interaction is really important, being physically with other human beings.
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It matters. Every introvert is turning off the radio. Right now,
before you turn off the radio and scream at me, listen,
this is me. I know you may think because you
listen to me on the radio, and I'm a big
goof that. I am mister life of the party. Every
single night it's a party in a neighborhood and a gathering,
and nothing could be further from the truth. I am
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the ultimate introvert, the ultimate loaner. It drives my wife crazy.
She always wants to go to this thing with friends
and will go out and I never want to do
any of that stuff. I'm going to keep to myself.
I'm like you introverts today, because of modern technology, which
no other generation has ever had. Today, you can be
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an introvert where basically you can be as introverted as
you want to be. Most shouldn't say most people. A
lot of people never see another person at work. I'm
talking about physically. They have online jobs. They have it,
and maybe that's you. I get that. And so you
don't have to on Friday night see anybody. You don't
have to see anybody. Wednesday morning, you don't have to.
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You got a church online if even if that's your thing, right,
that's what people do. I understand the advancement in technology.
The advancements in technology have allowed introverts to go extreme
with their Is it called introversion? Chris, Chris, that sounds
like a too big of a word. I don't know. Whatever,
I went to community college. What, Chris, Well, you could help,
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you know, just shaking your head and mocking me doesn't help. Well,
can't you look it up? So we sound smart on
the show anyway. Introverts can go extreme with everything. But
I'm here to tell you and tell me, I still
let ob drag me to things, not just for her sake,
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not just not just because she's a social butterfly, but
because I know it's important for me. That's how God
made you, That's how God made me. Not that we're
all the same, and not that I'm asking you to
be the life of the party. Maybe you are the
quiet girl or the quiet guy, and that's fine. And
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maybe you don't like parties. I don't like parties. That's fine,
not asking you to like parties or whatever. Need you
need physical interaction with other human beings. That's how we're created.
This stuff, I know it sounds great with all these
nerds in the lab with the text stuff. This stuff
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is horrific.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
You know, one thing, just from working on social media
for a long time. Is there's the staff that I
just think is crazy. The average American, I think has
I think it's fewer than three friends, three people that
they consider friends, and the average person has a.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Pause for a second. I want to be clear that
that's totally fine. I can tell you to have twenty friends.
You can have one friend. I don't have many people
that I consider I'm super close with insight. I didn't
put a number on it. So whatever. If that's the case,
it's don't feel pressured to have as many friends as
mister social butterfly.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Demand for meaningfully more. I think it's like fifteen friends
or something, right. I guess there's probably some point where
you're like, all right, I'm just too busy. I can't
deal with more people. But the average person wants more
connectivity connection than they have. Is this going to replace
kind of in person connections or real life connections? And
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my default is that the answer to that is probably no.
I think that a lot of these things that today
there might be a little bit of a stigma around.
I would guess that over time we will find the
vocabulary as a society to be able to articulate why
that is valuable and why the people who are doing
these things are like why they are rational for doing
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it and how it is adding value for their lives.
But also I think that the field is very early.
So I mean it's like I think, you know, there
are a handful of companies and stuff. We're doing virtual therapists,
and you know there's like virtual girlfriend type stuff, but
it's it's very early.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Unless you're in the Navy, you don't need a virtual girlfriend. Okay, gentlemen,
go out there and meet a real woman, a real
flesh and blood woman. Take her to dinner, talk to her,
make her laugh. Ladies, I know, don't believe me both sides.
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I know about all your complaints about the market of
men and the market of women. I got it. I
get all the emails. I shouldn't say I get it.
I haven't been in that world in ages, but I
get the emails. I know what you're saying, Jesse, you
don't understand the women all suck. Jesse, you don't understand them,
and I'll suck. I get it. Ladies, get out there
and have dinner with a fella. Let him take you
to red Lobster. Laugh at his jokes, even if they're
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dombin and if you happen to like him, it's one evening.
But beyond just the girlfriend boyfriend stuff, we're going to
create AI friendships and AI girlfriends. No, no, don't do it.
Don't allow yourself to be sucked in to the ease
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of that. You need to physically be around other human
beings of every sex. I should point out be around dudes, chicks,
to be around of every age. You should be around
people no matter your age. You should be around people
who are younger than you. You should be around people
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who are older than you. This is how societies are
supposed to operate, the old, the middle age, the young,
the man, the women. That everybody lives and work. It's good,
it's healthy. I know that we can't go back to
what we were, but I look at all these freaking
studies out there about how lonely people are today, people
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that they scream about it. I am so lonely. I'm
so lonely. I'm so lonely. Really, what you do Friday night?
Watched something on Netflix, scrolled on Facebook and went to bed.
Of course you're freaking lonely. Go do something out there. Yeah, Chris, Yes,
good point, Chris, learn your neighbor's name. If that's it,
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that's one. It's a small step. It's something. What's your
neighbor's name. What's the name of the guy across the street.
I didn't say you had to play pickleball with him?
You know what. There's value in. There's value in when
I get home. Happened to me last night. I'm messing
with the trash out in front. I got home, I
had a couple things I wanted to do around the house.
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I'm messing with the trash. My neighbor comes out, he's
messing with his lawn. Comes out, he's having a beer.
And we just sat there for a minute and we
just talked Tyal's life. Do you see that fence is
kind of leaning over? We needed there Boom, I know
is name. We had a minute long conversation that it's small.
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It's small. It's tiny. I didn't say, go to Marty Gras.
It's something. Don't say, oh, well, you can go to
Marty Graus too. I got I've never been, Chris, have
you ever been in New Orleans? I've never I and
I live. I live for that food. I'm not big
on you know partying and things like that. But I
want to go eat through New Orleans. I want to
go just eat everything in that town and get so fat.
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Give me two or three days and then get me
out of there, just roll me back home. We got
to do that. Should go to New Orleans. Plus, I'm
told they have a sick World War two museum and
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We'll be back. Jesse Kelly returns Next. It is the
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Jesse kel Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic Thursday. Tomorrow is Ask Doctor Jesse Friday.
Get your questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Did you did you hear Chuck Grassley?
Did you hear Andy McCabe. I'll just play these two
(30:20):
things back to back for you. Remember Andy McCay, former
Deputy director of the FBI. He was talking about that
judge who got arrested. Listen what he says.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I mean, I think when you start looking at how
the judge was treated after the events that led to
the charge, So where and when and how she was arrested,
and the fact that she was arrested at the courthouse
rather than her own residence, the fact that she was
placed in a jail cell for hours before her arraignment
was called in the court later in the afternoon. These
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things are unprecedented. Typically, upstanding members of the community who
have no criminal history and aren't accused of a violent
act are allowed to self surrend at the.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Time upstanding members of the community, they're allowed to self
surrender people without criminal records. Now you're attempted to point
out the hypocrisy because I know you're thinking about guys
like Mark Howk, the peaceful Christian man who found out
the demons were trying to throw him in prison for
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Face Act violations, told his lawyer, Hey, just tell him,
I'll turn myself in. FBI tells him no, and then
sends a SWAT team to his home. You're probably thinking
about people like Peter Navarro. Peter Navarro doesn't have a
criminal history. Peter Navarro lives like right next door to
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the FBI. Peter Navarro got word they were looking into him,
and he went to the FBI and told them, Hey,
I live right next door. If you're going to arrest me,
I'll come turn myself in. They also told Peter Navarro no,
and they waited until he was boarding a flight, and
from understanding, they cuffed him on the jetway in front
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of everybody to humiliate him, so you'd be tempted to
point out the hypocrisy. Listen, by the way, speaking of
Peter Navarro, Chuck Grassley's making some FBI emails public. Listen
to what the cheka was doing when Peter Navarro was
going down.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
These emails show Biden FBI agents planning and celebrating the
indictment of Trump advisor Peter Navarro. In twenty twenty two,
upon receiving news of Navarro's and pending indictment, former anti
Trump FBI official Timothy Tebow replied, Wow, great end a quote.
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Yet when a criminal referral was issued for Nelly or
the FBI and DOJ chose not to press charges against her,
as many of you know, Or was fusing GPS contractor
involved in the fraudulent Crossfire hurricane investigation. Again, Trump and
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Orr's husband was an FBI agent who also worked against
TROUMP Or was accused of lying.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
All right, Chuck Rassley's boring, but you get what I'm saying.
They were cheering about Peter Navarro, cheering, So how can
McCabe say something like what he said with a straight face,
as the saying goes for my friends everything for my
enemies the law. The lamest, most ineffectual thing you can
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do with a communist, with a democrat is point out
his hypocrisy. That's been conservatism one oh one for most
of my life. And there's a reason it has never
moved these people. It has never swayed these people. You
do that because you think they share your morality, that
they would have something against being hypocritical. They're trying to
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be hypocritical. They want to be hypocrites. You understand that,
meaning they want two different standards.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Because you're the enemy, you should be held to the
highest standards and we should be very strict about it.
But that doesn't apply to them. They're the good guys,
they're the revolutionaries them, they're friends. They shouldn't be held
to any standards at all. And you can call them
hypocrites till you're blue in the face. It's never worked
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and it will never work because they believe in hypocrisy.
They believe in hypocrisy. It's why even this thing you know,
you've here, you've heard it. I may have even said
it over the past week when judges started getting arrested
and the left started complaining, the right started getting snarky
and saying, ah, I thought nobody was above the law
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because they kept saying that for Donald Trump. Look, that
can be beneficial to point out for the normies out there,
But did you think that was gonna sway them at all? No?
If these people are communists, if they had their way,
they would arrest you just for being a Republican, just
for voting Republican. These people would arrest you for speaking
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in ways they don't like.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
You.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Do realize that. In case you doubt that, look at
every other communist country ever, including countries like the UK
right now, they would send law enforcement to your door
and throw you in a dark cage at a minimum,
for saying something they dislike. Do you think they're going
to be swayed by your accusations of hypocrisy? They don't
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care at all. And now here's a headline, why go
you know? You know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Trump administration saves migrant sisters from sex slavery and crack
down on Biden's lost kids. Christ I'll spare you the
details on this, but two teenage girls were brought into
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the United States of America because Joe Biden and demon
Democrats allowed them into the country on purpose, and the girls, well,
they were promptly snatched up by evil men and lived
the life of hell ever since. Democrats did that, and
they did it on purpose. Eric Adams asked for photos
of cops staring at their phones, and New Yorkers delivered
(36:28):
This is one extremely hilarious and two probably a good
lesson in it for all of us. I've ranted on
this before, so I'm not going to get all Daddy
Jesse on you again, but please get off your phone
when you're walking in public. Obviously when you're driving, that's
a given. I didn't say it. Never get on your phone.
I'm not your grandpa. Lean against the wall, get on
your phone, Sit out on the park bench, get on
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your phone if you've got something to do. Stop walking
on your phone. You're completely unaware of your surroundings and
you're asking to get shot or stabbed. In this country.
Eight hundred thousand dollars and dimes spills onto a North
Texas highway. I don't like that, headlines. I don't like
to put a value on women. Huge underwater volcano off
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of major US coast is set to erupt any day now,
as top scientists issue a warning. It's the Pacific Northwest.
It's not important anyway tomorrow, is asked doctor Jesse Friday.
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Thursday. You're gonna get really mad at me
in a second as I talk to you about moving.
And then we'll do some emails. We'll talk about, Oh,
this horrible story about these sisters who were saved by
(00:31):
the Trump administration. It's just it's really dark anyway. All
that and some emails and some other things coming up
in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
we talked earlier about the Democrat Party and how we
have to have a reform Democrat Party to save the
country long term because we can't build as fast as
they destroy. It's not possible, right, It's easier to destroy things.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It just is.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But I want to go back to something we used
to talk about all the time under the Box and presidency,
and I haven't talked about it in a while, but
it's as true today as it ever was, and that
is moving if you can, moving if you can. I
have encouraged you for the longest time to get out
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of your blue state, if that's where you live, and
get to a red area. Or if you're stuck in
the blue state, at least get to a red part
of the blue state. Right. So, if you're in New
York City, I didn't say if you can't get out
of New York, get to Long Island, right, But if
you can get to a red state. I don't say
that as some flag waving Republican. I say that for
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a lot of reasons. One of them is your life
will be better. It really will be. I've been saying
it forever. Chris has kept them. I have stacks and
stacks of emails of people who've done it, and they
email in andto every one of them has said, Jesse,
you're so right. I'm mad I didn't do it earlier. Jesse,
you're so right. Jesse. Best move we ever made. I
have people stop me who've done and said, Jesse, last time,
(02:06):
I think it was in Nashville. We moved here because
you said so. It is the best thing we ever move, right,
not just to make your life better, but to give
us more power and take it away from them. Remember,
they lose congressional seats when they lose population. You see
the latest lists that always comes out, Oh look, Texas
is going to get more congressional representation. California is going
(02:29):
to get less. Even if you're in California, that's good.
You want more of us and less of that in Congress, right,
So that's good. But the last part of it is
the ugliest part of it, and it's the part that
gets a little heavy your blue state. Unless and until
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Democrats reform, not only is it not going to be okay,
it's going to be worse in world and worse. They're
not moderating. They're going as hard and fast in the
other direction as possible. If anything, what Trump is doing
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nationally is encouraging these people to destroy even more faster.
Here's a great headline for you. This is from the Federalist.
Reading scores plummet in rich blue states and they rise
in poor red ones. Why how could that be? How
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does a state it's very poor like Mississippi, which I
love Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But what is it?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's very poor? How could a poor state like that?
See it's reading scores going up. But then you have
all these rich states like California, California has so much money,
New York, their scores are going down. What's happening there? Well,
you know, exactly what's happening there. The Red States are
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doing things. What are they doing? They're starting to expand
more on homeschooling, on private education, starting to allow parents
to educate their kids where they want. This is of
course improving the education their children are receiving, and their
children are coming out better at reading and better at math.
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What's happening in the blue areas? California has so much money,
I mean, gosh, it's unbelievable how rich that state is.
Money everywhere. How in the world could the reading scores
be going down? Well, money or no money. The communists
control the education system from top to bottom, and the
communists who are there are getting worse and worse and
(04:42):
worse and more rabbid and more rabbit and more rabid.
Even ten or fifteen years ago, you wouldn't have seen
a pride flag in any classroom, even in a place
like California ten fifteen years ago. That wouldn't have happened.
Now they all have it as they get more and
more radicalized. Where are those If you're a young communist
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just graduated with your education degree, and you want to
go into education because you want to teach young people
to hate themselves and learn how to be gay? Where
are you going to teach? You're driving right to Connecticut,
you're going right to New York. You're going right to California,
and you're going there like the predator. You are to
destroy young people. And as we move forward, it doesn't
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matter what happens nationally. As we move forward, if you're
in a blue area, that gets worse, as I warned
you it would, crime will get worse. Did you know
that as things get more and more inhospitable to illegals
in this country? The illegals who don't go home, they're
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all going to go to the safest place they can find.
And that's your blue state, that's your blue city. The
areas that have declared themselves to be sanctuaries, meaning my state, Texas.
So we get all kinds of illegals here, we're right
here on the border. If they have to go and
they don't want to go down South, well they're not
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going to stay here. They're going to go someplace where
they're not going to get thrown in a cage, where
they're not going to get deported. They're coming to your neighborhood.
You ready for that, Oh, here's one for you from
the Free Beacon. Trump administration sues Michigan and Hawaii over
the state's plan to pursue climate damages from the oil
(06:27):
and gas industry. You like those gas prices you're paying
in California right now? For everyone who's not in California,
they're backbreaking. Yeah, They're all about to go up, all
of them. It's about to get worse. It's not just
that your life will become dirtier, gayer, and more crime filled.
It's just about to get more expensive. Your quality of
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life is going to go down, down, down. Unless the
Democrat Party reverses its current trajectory, you're simply not going
to be able to stay in these places. Listen, remember this,
remember this little.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Story here, Brya and John. The government wanted Owen McIntyre
to spend the time before trial behind bars, but the
judge and Boston sided with the defense in this case,
which cited multiple medical issues facing the nineteen year old,
including autism, spectrum disorder, ginger dysphoria, and eighty HG. McIntyre's
(07:28):
attorney are the team should be released, citing serious and
ongoing medical needs and treatments that could not or would
not be provided while in federal detention. The defense filing
says McIntyre is being treated for depression, and since March
has been receiving gender affirming care, that care would likely
be interrupted or terminated in federal custody.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Nineteen year old Tranny in Boston's went firebombing a bunch
of Tesla dealerships, and the judge led them out of
prison so we can get more tranning surgery. Remember that
case in Minneapolis where the tim Walls, the former tim
Walls employee, went out, took his dog for a walk.
He brought his keys with him, and while he was
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out for an evening stroll, went in Keyed. I think
it was six teslas if I remember six or seven teslas.
Went in Keyed, six teslas, and the DA there let
him off scott free. Apparently the cops are up there
are in complete revolt over the whole thing. They had
to chase him down. Do the police work, throw home
in prison. Did you know that the Minneapolis police force
(08:34):
is down by forty percent still? I believe I talked
to Liz Collin today. She's a wonderful investigative journalist from
up there. Did you know they've had. Believe she told
me five homicides in the last eighteen hours. Get out
of your blue area. If you can't, if you look,
if you can't with your job or school or mom
(08:57):
or something. If you can't, then you can't. If you can,
if you're considering it, get out. You'll thank me. Everyone
else does. I've never to this day had a single
email that said, Jesse, you told me to move. I did,
and it was a mistake, not one not one time. Jesse,
I had a question about your service. Oh, I told you,
(09:21):
I'm not going to call it Jesse's jerk service. That's
what I said. I used that on the erics. I
was coming up with it on the fly. I said,
we're going to change the name of it, of me
being a jerk to people on your behind. It's not
Jesse's jerk service. This guy says, I had a question
about your services. If I were to pay a little extra,
can I you know what, No, No, I'm not even
(09:42):
finishing this. It's not the name of the business. The
name of the business is not Jesse's jerk Service. I'm
not going to entertain any more of these questions. Do
your mister professional jerk. Dear mister professional jerk service, you
definitely can't hire any Asians for the You know, I
don't even this. I don't even want to read any
more emails because you're not very nice. That's why I
(10:04):
misspoke one time. That's not the name of the business.
It's not the name of the business. We're going to
come up with something different. All right, Switch to pure
Talk at least do that for me. You don't want
me to have to be a jerk. Switch to pure Talk.
Get a new phone. You know, Puretalk CEO walked the
(10:27):
jungles of Vietnam two tours with mac v sog. Puretalk
loves the United States of America so much. They've been
hiring Americans for as long as I've known them. It's
so nice to talk to somebody who speaks English on
the phone. And Puretalk save your fortune. Qualifying plans started
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(10:49):
gets you a free Samsung Galaxy, a free smartphone. It's
time for you to get a phone upgrade. Mother's Day
is coming soon. You know what mom wants. She wants
you to get a new phone, and she wants you
to get her a new phone, and she wants you
to call her. Why did you do that? Pick up
your phone dial pound two five zero and say Jesse
(11:12):
Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. The time
is now switched to pure talk. Let's do some emails
that are not about my jerk services and will never
be Next Jesse Kelly returns. Next it is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday Tomorrow's and ask doctor
(11:36):
Jesse Friday and get your questions emailed in right now
to Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse, I
realized this could never happen, but with Republicans controlling both
houses of Congress, could in Congress, at the urging of
the President do a formal declaration of war against the
illegal immigrants within the borders of the United States of America.
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This would eliminate all judicialite and do process. His name
is David No. Because declaration of war would involve the military.
You don't want the military involved like that on US soil,
And believe me, you really don't, because the Communists have
been trying to get the military prepped and ready to
attack you for a very, very, very long time. Remember Remember,
(12:22):
they were not destroying the military as they were running
out the unvaccinated and all those types. They were not
wrecking it. They were building one building one a different one.
Pete Hagkseth has a lot of work to do. Jesse,
my wife of thirty five years, has the master's degree
in applied applied math. However, at her home pantry, however,
(12:45):
her home pantry refrigerator, organizational skills leave much to be desired.
I'm home for the week. She's visiting my daughter out
of town for two weeks. I'm tempted to do a
sensible reorganization at the risk of a wrath. But I'm
doing it anyway because I think, because this time I
know I'm right. Listen, I think she's gonna be okay
(13:08):
with it. People who aren't organized, they need people who
are organized. And especially husband wife couples, you got to
know how to play to each other's strengths. Now there's
going to be some tension there. For instance, me, when
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I have comfy clothes I put on at night, just
like you do me. I'm a shorts and T shirt guy.
I put on my shorts T shirt. That's how I
mess around the house. Well, I like to wear them
two or three days in a row at least, because
I'm not sweating in them. They're not dirty, and so
when I take them off, I leave them laying either
in the bathroom or on a chair or something like that.
(13:52):
Grant I'm not crumping them up. They're not on the floor.
You know, I'm not a teenager. I will come by
and sweep them up the wash. Sometimes I get mad
about it. Beyond that, No, you're doing the right thing.
Jesse Trump just announced he would weigh in on the
corn Versus Paxton campaign. It's very important, so on and
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so forth. Lady wants to go campaign on behalf of
Ken Paxton. She's asking how they can do it. She's
gonna do. I love these people. You guys are the best.
Listen to what she says. I know donations are important,
and I plan to not only donate, but block walk
with my kids. Other than that, how can the rest
of us help fight for Paxton? We need to kick
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John Cornan out. Okay, I just wanted to read this
because this is the difference between you and other people.
You're gonna donate money, You're already planning to donate money,
You're already planning to go door knock on behalf of
Ken Paxton on, behalf of your country, and you're emailing
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me to ask what more you can do. Ninety nine
point nine nine percent of the people who live in
this country will neither do either of those things. I
want you to know that I really appreciate you, every
single person listening who gets involved in any way in politics.
I don't care whether you're stuffing envelopes, knocking on doors,
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maybe you give money, maybe whatever you do, or really
really appreciate you, and I hope you are proud of yourself.
You carry so you carry all these normies. You carry
the burden for so many. Your burden is too great.
It shouldn't be that great. Should be legions of people
helping you, coming right alongside of you getting involved. But
(15:42):
it's not that way, and it rarely is. There's always
a few motivated, caring people who have to carry the
load for every other diagone person out there, and that's you.
Good for you, Jesse, Stop being gay and have revolution
is my name by pantas as some of your lead music.
What does that have to do with me? You idiots?
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It's totally clean, and it will mess with Jewish producer
Chris's head. Plus, you sound dumb living in Texas and
having a radio show without any Pantera in it. I
love you and your show, but your lack of taste
and Pantera is dumb and stupid. Chris, Chris, are you
a Pantera guy? Chris said Pantera sucks. Wow, You're gonna
(16:29):
get so much hate for that. I did not say that.
That was Jewish producer Chris. But remember all the emails
you send in ask doctor Jesse questions or whatever you
need to say to Chris. All the emails go to
Chris Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. What Chris? What walk?
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Is there one good song? Can you have I heard
of it? Have I heard it? Play a little bit
of it so I can hear it? Are you able to?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, are we not able to on a family show?
You don't think so. I didn't know they say potty
words in there. I'm assuming a lot of potty words. Yeah,
well we're not playing that on the show because we
don't play potty words on the show. I would think
you'd know that by it. Hey Jesse, I love the
show making me laugh. As a bonus, thanks, for all that,
but I need some answers to the Fort Knox visit
(17:18):
about the White House. Was their gold there? Did they
verify there was real gold? So on and so forth. Well,
I've been avoiding this question. I'll be honest with you
because I don't want to. I don't want to ever
come off like a conspiracy nut, and I don't want you.
I don't want to encourage you to come off like
a conspiracy nut. But at the same time, I think
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it's important that you and I ask questions. For twenty
four hours, we were told that they're going to go
make sure the gold was in Fort Knox, and they
kept remember, they kept making statements as in as if
somebody suspected the gold was gone, like maybe someone stole
it or something, and they they made a lot of
noise about this, and then it was almost like a
(18:03):
light switch got turned off. Good story gone. Now nobody
talks about it anymore. What happened there? I don't have
the answer to that question, but it's not good. All right,
we need to talk about social media. What happened to
these two illegal immigrant sisters who were trafficked. We need
to talk about legacy box. First, we need to talk
(18:26):
about the pictures, VHS tapes, cam Quarder tapes, the hard
pictures and videos you have in your home in storage,
in the attic, in the basement, the baby albums, the
wedding albums, the VHS tape from the time at the beach.
How long is that stuff going to last? Because I
(18:49):
have news for you today. It's more faded than it
was yesterday. Time, heat, humidity, it destroys all that stuff eventually,
and a flood destroys it tonight. Fire. Why don't you
let Legacy Box digitize it all for you. They'll send
it all right back. I'm not asking you to give
up your hard copies. I would never do that, and
(19:09):
I would never tell tell you to send that precious
stuff into into somebody that I hadn't done it too.
I sent my dad's stuff in there. I've done it.
Send it in. Let them digitize your stuff. Legacybox dot
Com slash Jesse. Legacybox dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. What, Chris,
(19:30):
We can make jokes. It's fine, you get that right.
The Jesse Kelly Show, it is The Jesse Kelly Show.
On a Thursday. That was Pantera. Chris, I think I've
heard that before. That wasn't terrible that one there, Look,
it wasn't terrible. Okay, it wasn't the best thing I've
ever heard. Hey, just don't like. I don't like when
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the music goes from music to to hate metals. So
it doesn't it's not musical, Yes, exactly, it's just noise, Chris,
And don't call me old man. It is just not damn.
I mean, I got I got it. You take steroids,
I get it. I totally understand. All right, let's have
(20:15):
a more of a life discussion instead of politics for
a minute, shall we. Mark Zuckerberg came out and he
talked about Facebook is called meta now and now it's
really weird. But he talked about AI friends, meaning friends
that aren't real human beings. It's just artificial intelligence. It's digital.
(20:41):
I feel like we need to have this discussion once again.
I need it too. Okay, So I'm talking to me
as much as I'm talking to you. Remember that personal
interaction is really important, being physically with other human beings.
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It matters. Every introvert is turning off the radio. Right now,
before you turn off the radio and scream at me, listen,
this is me. I know you may think because you
listen to me on the radio, and I'm a big
goof that. I am mister life of the party. Every
single night it's a party in a neighborhood and a gathering,
and nothing could be further from the truth. I am
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the ultimate introvert, the ultimate loaner. It drives my wife crazy.
She always wants to go to this thing with friends
and will go out and I never want to do
any of that stuff. I'm going to keep to myself.
I'm like you introverts today, because of modern technology, which
no other generation has ever had. Today, you can be
(21:50):
an introvert where basically you can be as introverted as
you want to be. Most shouldn't say most people. A
lot of people never see another person at work. I'm
talking about physically. They have online jobs. They have it,
and maybe that's you. I get that. And so you
don't have to on Friday night see anybody. You don't
have to see anybody. Wednesday morning, you don't have to.
(22:13):
You got a church online if even if that's your thing, right,
that's what people do. I understand the advancement in technology.
The advancements in technology have allowed introverts to go extreme
with their Is it called introversion? Chris, Chris, that sounds
like a too big of a word. I don't know. Whatever,
I went to community college. What, Chris, Well, you could help,
(22:35):
you know, just shaking your head and mocking me doesn't help. Well,
can't you look it up? So we sound smart on
the show anyway. Introverts can go extreme with everything. But
I'm here to tell you and tell me, I still
let ob drag me to things, not just for her sake,
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not just not just because she's a social butterfly, but
because I know it's important for me. That's how God
made you, That's how God made me. Not that we're
all the same, and not that I'm asking you to
be the life of the party. Maybe you are the
quiet girl or the quiet guy, and that's fine. And
(23:18):
maybe you don't like parties. I don't like parties. That's fine,
not asking you to like parties or whatever. Need you
need physical interaction with other human beings. That's how we're created.
This stuff, I know it sounds great with all these
nerds in the lab with the text stuff. This stuff
(23:40):
is horrific.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
You know, one thing, just from working on social media
for a long time. Is there's the staff that I
just think is crazy. The average American, I think has
I think it's fewer than three friends, three people that
they consider friends, and the average person has a.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Pause for a second. I want to be clear that
that's totally fine. I can tell you to have twenty friends.
You can have one friend. I don't have many people
that I consider I'm super close with insight. I didn't
put a number on it. So whatever. If that's the case,
it's don't feel pressured to have as many friends as
mister social butterfly.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Demand for meaningfully more. I think it's like fifteen friends
or something, right. I guess there's probably some point where
you're like, all right, I'm just too busy. I can't
deal with more people. But the average person wants more
connectivity connection than they have. Is this going to replace
kind of in person connections or real life connections? And
(24:34):
my default is that the answer to that is probably no.
I think that a lot of these things that today
there might be a little bit of a stigma around.
I would guess that over time we will find the
vocabulary as a society to be able to articulate why
that is valuable and why the people who are doing
these things are like why they are rational for doing
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it and how it is adding value for their lives.
But also I think that the field is very early.
So I mean it's like I think, you know, there
are a handful of companies and stuff. We're doing virtual therapists,
and you know there's like virtual girlfriend type stuff, but
it's it's very early.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Unless you're in the Navy, you don't need a virtual girlfriend. Okay, gentlemen,
go out there and meet a real woman, a real
flesh and blood woman. Take her to dinner, talk to her,
make her laugh. Ladies, I know, don't believe me both sides.
(25:35):
I know about all your complaints about the market of
men and the market of women. I got it. I
get all the emails. I shouldn't say I get it.
I haven't been in that world in ages, but I
get the emails. I know what you're saying, Jesse, you
don't understand the women all suck. Jesse, you don't understand them,
and I'll suck. I get it. Ladies, get out there
and have dinner with a fella. Let him take you
to red Lobster. Laugh at his jokes, even if they're
(25:57):
dombin and if you happen to like him, it's one evening.
But beyond just the girlfriend boyfriend stuff, we're going to
create AI friendships and AI girlfriends. No, no, don't do it.
Don't allow yourself to be sucked in to the ease
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of that. You need to physically be around other human
beings of every sex. I should point out be around dudes, chicks,
to be around of every age. You should be around
people no matter your age. You should be around people
who are younger than you. You should be around people
(26:40):
who are older than you. This is how societies are
supposed to operate, the old, the middle age, the young,
the man, the women. That everybody lives and work. It's good,
it's healthy. I know that we can't go back to
what we were, but I look at all these freaking
studies out there about how lonely people are today, people
(27:02):
that they scream about it. I am so lonely. I'm
so lonely. I'm so lonely. Really, what you do Friday night?
Watched something on Netflix, scrolled on Facebook and went to bed.
Of course you're freaking lonely. Go do something out there. Yeah, Chris, Yes,
good point, Chris, learn your neighbor's name. If that's it,
(27:24):
that's one. It's a small step. It's something. What's your
neighbor's name. What's the name of the guy across the street.
I didn't say you had to play pickleball with him?
You know what. There's value in. There's value in when
I get home. Happened to me last night. I'm messing
with the trash out in front. I got home, I
had a couple things I wanted to do around the house.
(27:44):
I'm messing with the trash. My neighbor comes out, he's
messing with his lawn. Comes out, he's having a beer.
And we just sat there for a minute and we
just talked Tyal's life. Do you see that fence is
kind of leaning over? We needed there Boom, I know
is name. We had a minute long conversation that it's small.
(28:05):
It's small. It's tiny. I didn't say, go to Marty Gras.
It's something. Don't say, oh, well, you can go to
Marty Graus too. I got I've never been, Chris, have
you ever been in New Orleans? I've never I and
I live. I live for that food. I'm not big
on you know partying and things like that. But I
want to go eat through New Orleans. I want to
go just eat everything in that town and get so fat.
(28:27):
Give me two or three days and then get me
out of there, just roll me back home. We got
to do that. Should go to New Orleans. Plus, I'm
told they have a sick World War two museum and
that's all I needed. What it's all? I needed? That
and some chalk that in my male vitality stack from Chalk.
Think about this. What if we woke up one morning
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then went to the World War two museum, would we
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We'll be back. Jesse Kelly returns Next. It is the
(29:59):
Jesse kel Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic Thursday. Tomorrow is Ask Doctor Jesse Friday.
Get your questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Did you did you hear Chuck Grassley?
Did you hear Andy McCabe. I'll just play these two
(30:20):
things back to back for you. Remember Andy McCay, former
Deputy director of the FBI. He was talking about that
judge who got arrested. Listen what he says.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I mean, I think when you start looking at how
the judge was treated after the events that led to
the charge, So where and when and how she was arrested,
and the fact that she was arrested at the courthouse
rather than her own residence, the fact that she was
placed in a jail cell for hours before her arraignment
was called in the court later in the afternoon. These
(30:50):
things are unprecedented. Typically, upstanding members of the community who
have no criminal history and aren't accused of a violent
act are allowed to self surrend at the.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Time upstanding members of the community, they're allowed to self
surrender people without criminal records. Now you're attempted to point
out the hypocrisy because I know you're thinking about guys
like Mark Howk, the peaceful Christian man who found out
the demons were trying to throw him in prison for
(31:21):
Face Act violations, told his lawyer, Hey, just tell him,
I'll turn myself in. FBI tells him no, and then
sends a SWAT team to his home. You're probably thinking
about people like Peter Navarro. Peter Navarro doesn't have a
criminal history. Peter Navarro lives like right next door to
(31:41):
the FBI. Peter Navarro got word they were looking into him,
and he went to the FBI and told them, Hey,
I live right next door. If you're going to arrest me,
I'll come turn myself in. They also told Peter Navarro no,
and they waited until he was boarding a flight, and
from understanding, they cuffed him on the jetway in front
(32:03):
of everybody to humiliate him, so you'd be tempted to
point out the hypocrisy. Listen, by the way, speaking of
Peter Navarro, Chuck Grassley's making some FBI emails public. Listen
to what the cheka was doing when Peter Navarro was
going down.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
These emails show Biden FBI agents planning and celebrating the
indictment of Trump advisor Peter Navarro. In twenty twenty two,
upon receiving news of Navarro's and pending indictment, former anti
Trump FBI official Timothy Tebow replied, Wow, great end a quote.
(32:47):
Yet when a criminal referral was issued for Nelly or
the FBI and DOJ chose not to press charges against her,
as many of you know, Or was fusing GPS contractor
involved in the fraudulent Crossfire hurricane investigation. Again, Trump and
(33:10):
Orr's husband was an FBI agent who also worked against
TROUMP Or was accused of lying.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
All right, Chuck Rassley's boring, but you get what I'm saying.
They were cheering about Peter Navarro, cheering, So how can
McCabe say something like what he said with a straight face,
as the saying goes for my friends everything for my
enemies the law. The lamest, most ineffectual thing you can
(33:41):
do with a communist, with a democrat is point out
his hypocrisy. That's been conservatism one oh one for most
of my life. And there's a reason it has never
moved these people. It has never swayed these people. You
do that because you think they share your morality, that
they would have something against being hypocritical. They're trying to
(34:05):
be hypocritical. They want to be hypocrites. You understand that,
meaning they want two different standards.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Because you're the enemy, you should be held to the
highest standards and we should be very strict about it.
But that doesn't apply to them. They're the good guys,
they're the revolutionaries them, they're friends. They shouldn't be held
to any standards at all. And you can call them
hypocrites till you're blue in the face. It's never worked
(34:38):
and it will never work because they believe in hypocrisy.
They believe in hypocrisy. It's why even this thing you know,
you've here, you've heard it. I may have even said
it over the past week when judges started getting arrested
and the left started complaining, the right started getting snarky
and saying, ah, I thought nobody was above the law
(35:00):
because they kept saying that for Donald Trump. Look, that
can be beneficial to point out for the normies out there,
But did you think that was gonna sway them at all? No?
If these people are communists, if they had their way,
they would arrest you just for being a Republican, just
for voting Republican. These people would arrest you for speaking
(35:22):
in ways they don't like.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
You.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Do realize that. In case you doubt that, look at
every other communist country ever, including countries like the UK
right now, they would send law enforcement to your door
and throw you in a dark cage at a minimum,
for saying something they dislike. Do you think they're going
to be swayed by your accusations of hypocrisy? They don't
(35:43):
care at all. And now here's a headline, why go
you know? You know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Trump administration saves migrant sisters from sex slavery and crack
down on Biden's lost kids. Christ I'll spare you the
details on this, but two teenage girls were brought into
(36:04):
the United States of America because Joe Biden and demon
Democrats allowed them into the country on purpose, and the girls, well,
they were promptly snatched up by evil men and lived
the life of hell ever since. Democrats did that, and
they did it on purpose. Eric Adams asked for photos
of cops staring at their phones, and New Yorkers delivered
(36:28):
This is one extremely hilarious and two probably a good
lesson in it for all of us. I've ranted on
this before, so I'm not going to get all Daddy
Jesse on you again, but please get off your phone
when you're walking in public. Obviously when you're driving, that's
a given. I didn't say it. Never get on your phone.
I'm not your grandpa. Lean against the wall, get on
your phone, Sit out on the park bench, get on
(36:49):
your phone if you've got something to do. Stop walking
on your phone. You're completely unaware of your surroundings and
you're asking to get shot or stabbed. In this country.
Eight hundred thousand dollars and dimes spills onto a North
Texas highway. I don't like that, headlines. I don't like
to put a value on women. Huge underwater volcano off
(37:11):
of major US coast is set to erupt any day now,
as top scientists issue a warning. It's the Pacific Northwest.
It's not important anyway tomorrow, is asked doctor Jesse Friday.
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