November 21, 2024 • 38 mins
Some of the best food you've never had. Stupid people starting major wars are the norm not the exception. The people in power are doing everything they can to rip your sons and daughters away from you and stick them in the next war. Who is left to pay the Dome campaign debt? Thai food sucks.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
at Thursday. The week is almost over. We'll get to
some emails this hour. We'll talk a little bit about
this issue were having over there with Russia and Putin
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now all that so much more coming off on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Okay, so everybody, everybody was
treated to some news today about Russia ICBMs and things
like that. Those are intercontinental ballistic missile ballistic missiles in
case you wanted to know. But Vladimir Putin has been
very very vocal that if weapons start landing inside of
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Russian soil that he would escalate. He's been very vocal
about that and very honest about that. And now he's escalating.
And I don't have anything to add that I haven't
already said this week. This is not a game. In
the American military industrial complex. They play it like it
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is a game, like all these are just chess pieces
on the board, and we'll move this around and move
that around. We'll do whatever we can do to make
more money. It's all just about money. Aha, Let's keep
the world going. But there have been a lot of very,
very stupid people who've accidentally started major wars that cost
millions of lives, a lot of people, a lot of
very evil people, a lot of very naive people. It's
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not always geniuses, in fact, it rarely is who get
countries into major wars and get themselves into major predicaments.
Do you remember we've talked about this before. I know
you know the history of it. But you know how
World War One started, right? It just fast forwarding past
the start carnage like we've never seen in the history
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of the world. World War One is overshadowed by World
War Two in the carnage, But up to that point
in human history, we had never seen a conflict like that.
Millions dead, disease, artillery, machine gun fire, just death and misery.
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Everywhere the world had wars were not like that. Before
my nation takes on your nation, we got our swords
and our shields and our bows and our horses, and yeah,
we'll have some fights, maybe we'll even have a big battle.
And at this big battle, maybe I lose, maybe I
get wiped out, maybe I lose forty thousand guys. Big deal.
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So it is a big deal and then I lost
the war and it's over. At the Psalm, the British
lost fifty seven thousand guys on the first day. We'd
never seen carnage like that before. But how did it begin?
It was stupid, Yes, there was all this ethnic hatred
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and all this stuff with the Serbs and everyone else.
But Archduke Franz Ferdinand he was assassinated. He was assassinated, Yes,
he was. That's obviously bad. You start assassinating the would
be head of state of somewhere, there's going to be
certainly a reaction, obviously, maybe even a military style reaction,
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of course there would be. But after he's assassinated, you
have Russia immediately getting involved. Germany, who wasn't even involved
in all this, they get involved on the side of Austria, Hungary.
And you have these huge nations that just immediately and
stupidly and recklessly get involved start making these declarations. Now
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you will do this, and I will do that, and
we'll send in our army. And I look back on
it now, because now hindsight's twenty twenty. We look back
on it, and we look at all that carnage, all
that death of sadness and grief and misery, and then
we go back to the beginning, and we think, you morons.
Nobody no one thought to say, ah, no, all right,
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no pause, hold on, this is going too far. Let's
stop this here. This is going to a really ugly place.
Let's sit down, let's work something out, Let's be diplomatic.
Let's come up with a punishment of negotiation that no
one did. All you morons just decided to plunge the
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world into this disastrous war. But that's how it happens. Here.
We are a couple months away from Donald Trump taking
over the White House, and the evil people who run
the West are doing everything in their power to ramp
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up the Russia Ukraine situation. So Trump can't get us
out of it. And the problem with that is we
don't know where that's gonna go. And here's the thing.
Like right now, I'm just talking to you on the radio.
It's just see with me. My son is sixteen years old.
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James is sixteen years old. He's driving now, feels like
a big SHOT's driving. James could easily easily die because
of what this administration is doing. Now. You could not
even hard to foresee it. This thing kicks off into
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something larger. This is not like the old days. The
recruiting numbers aren't there. Even if the numbers are there,
you've got a mass mobilized society in comes the military
draft not taking him to Canada. What if they come
get him, take him away, and I never see him again.
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What they're doing right now could cost me my sons,
both of them, could cost you your daughter too. These
scumbags draft daughters now women wanted to shatter that glass ceiling,
Well it shattered, and now they're drafted too, just like
the men are. It could cost you your children what
they're doing. And these people, it just floors me how
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they don't care. I don't understand being that evil, and
I understand being a terrible person. I am a terrible person.
I never want to act like I'm a good person
or a moral person or anything like that. I'm not.
I'm the worst person on the planet. But I can't
relate to that kind of evil, to being that selfish.
But these people, Hey, Jesse, my husband Steve and I
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listened to the listen to your show almost daily. We
were talking tonight and the question arose that neither of
us can answer, so naturally, we came to the oracle
who responsible for paying the twenty million dollar debt incurred
by the Kamala campaign. Thanks so much. Okay, So there's
a reason I never touched this story really because it's
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not a big deal and it's not a big story.
There was a story maybe you heard it on other
shows or read it somewhere that Kamala Harris finished her
campaign in debt. But there was debt there that she
owed twenty million dollars, and of course they mismanaged all
kinds of money they were paying celebrities. It was a disaster.
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But it's not a big deal and it's not abnormal.
It just sounds like a big deal if you don't understand.
So here's here's how it goes your campaign. When you
start a campaign like the Jesse Kelly for Congress campaign, ah,
I know it existed. It's crazy, right, It's it's pretty
much a business entity of itself. Okay. You bring in money,
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you spend money, just like a normal business. When campaigns
are finished, they oftentimes will still have bills to pay that.
You know, anyone who understands how business works understands there's
a lag time when you pay your bills and when
you get paid for things. If you're in contracting, they
don't write you a check for the full boat the
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second you drive the last nail into the wood. That's
not how it works at all. You have to bill
them and that it's sixty days ninety days. So there's
always this lag with things. You got me so far.
So you finish a campaign, and campaigns are famously disorganized anyway.
Oftentimes you don't have solid business people running the campaign.
But you finish the campaign. The campaign's over. You're now
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not bringing in any more money because who in the
world is going to donate to a campaign that's over.
Even if you won, you can't really raise money. It's
hard to raise money. But if you lose and then
it's there, you finish it. By the way, Chris, to
answer your question, no, I did not finish in the whole.
Jesse doesn't take on debt. Chris, you'd be very proud
of how I ran a lean campaign. I don't do
that anyway. But you finish a campaign, you have all
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these bills coming in. You still owe this TV network
for these commercials you ran. You still owe this consultant
for this, You still owe that you still owe this,
you still owe that, and your expense is a up
with no more money coming in. You sit down with
the books and you realize, oh crap, we are now
this is an extreme example. We are twenty million dollars
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in debt. So you ask who's responsible for paying it? Well, again,
the campaigns themselves are really a startup business. It's a
business entity. Kamala Harris's campaign is not Kamala Harris. It
just has her name on it. Her campaign is still
there and it's still a business entity and to itself.
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How does this work out? Here is how it has
always worked out, and this is how this one will
work out, too well. It generally works out one of
two ways. Sometimes the campaign has to declare bankruptcy and
then that gets into a big legal mess, it gets
really ugly. But if the debt is manageable, then there
are just political people out there where Kamala Harris will
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go throw a big fundraiser or two. And I know
it's crazy because she's such a nut and such a
loon and we don't like her, but she has a
big Hollywood fundraiser, a meet and greet with dome three
hours in some fancy Hollywood thing. Get a bunch of
wealthy people show up. Hey, stroke me a five hundred
thousand dollars check. I'll sit down, share a couple bottles
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of wine with you, kackle let myself and I'll go home.
You have to raise money then to pay off the debt,
and they, of course will. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised.
I didn't look into it. I wouldn't be surprised if
they've already paid it off. But that's how it works.
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figured out. Never thought I'd say that. I'll explain, Jesse
Kelly vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday,
reminding you that tomorrow is an ask doctor Jesse Friday again.
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But you need to get your questions emailed in now
to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I can't I
can't believe a headline like this has to exist, but
it does. Sweden looks to limit citizenship to those who
share fundamental values. That's yeah, that's how you handle immigration
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and citizenship to a country. Your country's not an open sewer.
I realize that the Communists want the country to be
an open sewer. I realize you have a bunch of
feminized pastors in America who read a couple verses in
the Old Testament and they take that as meaning America
should just welcome every single barbarian into the country. But
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that's not true either. People who come to your country
legally and share your values, should be able to at
some point earn citizenship. And maybe you've already done this,
and that's totally fine, but no, you don't get to
bring a separate culture here and then tell me we
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need to be multicultural. We don't need to be multicultural.
Multiculturalism is a gross thing. It's nothing to celebrate at all.
We have one culture. That culture should be enriched and strengthened.
And if you want to do that, great, and if not,
stay in your own dirt ball country. Speaking of dirt balls,
here was AOC. What are they doing.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
They're doing this so that Nancy Mas can make a
buck and send a text and fundraise.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Off an email. They're not doing this to protect people.
They're endangering women.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
They're endangering girls of them all kinds, and everybody should
reject it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
It's gross.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You're talking about the tranny ban and the congressional bathrooms.
I really think Republicans have an opportunity here to bait
the left. We have successfully baited them before, and they
have successfully baited us before. But the tranny stuff, if
republic are paying attention at all, and they rarely are,
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the tranny stuff is a real opportunity. Keep getting them
to talk about it. Stay in the news with Democrats
running to the camera promoting transgender crap and see how
well that works for them. This is an opportunity, and
a good one. Hey, Jesse, I spent four oracleless years
in the Marines as a menu whisper. I need to
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ask you a question. A local Italian eatery serves grilled
octopus and the staff tells me how wonderful it is.
I want to try it, but I'm not sure I
can get by the visuals. If you know what I mean,
can you guide me? His name is Randy. Octopus is fantastic.
Calamari squid is fantastic. Chris, You people can eat that.
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It's not a shellfish. Why are you what you can what?
You can't have it? Why it's not in a shell?
I don't understand. Oh, no scales, no fins. Wait a minute,
fish have scales? You eat fish all the time. You
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just said no scales no fin. Oh you meane it
has to have scales and fins for you to eat it. Well,
why don't you say that, Chris? I don't know all
your rules. Okay, okay, Chris is never, So you've never
even had it. Why are you even chiming in here?
Why are you chiming in? Oh, you've had it. I'm
telling your rabbi, you've had it. I'm telling your rabbi,
I'll tell you. I'll tell you what's solid gold. One
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go get you some grilled octopus. I'm telling you, it's yummy.
It's really yummy. Kalamar is yummy. If you this is
very rare. I have not seen what I'm about to
tell you for years and years and years. And you
know that's food is my vice. As you know. It's
where I if you looked at my bank account, where
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I spend money or I spend money I shouldn't spend.
It's all on food. It's bad. It's really bad. So
I love to eat out when I'm out of town.
I want to find a good restaurant. It doesn't have
to be high end, relieve me. I just want to
find something tasty. Give me something tasty. Wherever. I've always
asking people, what's the best thing to eat here? What's
the best thing to eat here? It's very very difficult
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to find what I'm about to say. But if you
ever see it on the menu, order it without hesitation. Okay,
Klamari steaks. Most people know klamari as being the little
fried things that you get at a sports bar or
an Italian restaurant. You dip it in some tartar sauce
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whatever and enjoy yourself. Yes, that's fine, it's good. I
enjoy that. But I used to go, gosh, this is
going to mess me up talking about this. My dad
used to take us to this little Italian eatery in Montana,
which has gone now it's out of business, but they
served calamari steaks and they would they would cook them
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up in lemon butter. And it's not I'm gonna call
it chewy. So it's chewier than you think, but it's
not chewy in a bad way. If you find a
place that knows how to cook tender, juicy klamari steaks,
you are going to fall over and die and you'll
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be mad. You've never had it before. I bet you
it has been. I bet it's been over twenty years
since I've had a kalamari steak. That's how rare they are.
You can't find them anywhere. You can't. You cannot find
them every restaurant I go to I look for them,
especially if I'm in an Italian restaurant or something like that.
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Kalamari's very common. You can find klamari anywhere. Klamari steaks
much less common. I'm assuming that's because it's hard to
find a squid so big you get a freaking steak
off it, you basically have to go get one of
those giant sea monsters that I saw from the movies.
But those things exist for real. They're just way down deep,
but they are amazing. Eat your octopus, eat your cal
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hope you back, miss doves. Catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And
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actually I have a little bit of breaking news. I
wanted to make sure I confirm this. It broke a say,
about a half hour ago, but we were just making
sure we were crossing our te's and dotting our eyes.
Don't ever want to bring you bad information. So you
know how we were talking in the beginning of the
show about Matt Gates no longer age he had to
withdraw the nomination. Well, your friendly neighborhood journalist has an update.
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It's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better We love Jesse.
He's the best. Jesse. Please kiss my baby, Yes, Jesse, Jesse,
Jessey Jesse. Donald Trump has officially put up Florida ag
Pam Bondy as being the next one. And on top
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of making sure we were verifying this information, I've been
putting out feelers to those who know. Now. I'm already
familiar with Pam Bondy, but I again want to make
sure I'm checking in with people more wired into Florida
politics than I am. Did not hear a single solitary
negative word about Pam Bondy. There is a very very
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good chance that the communists in the doj leapt from
the frying pan and went right into the fire. So
Matt Gates gets put up, takes all kinds of flack.
Pam Bondy, if I had to guess, this is very
very early to handicap this. But given her resume, and
given the fact they just torpedoed Gates, Pam Bondy is
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probably going to be the next age. Now how much
of a bulldog is she going to be internally? Because
remember that's what matters. What matters is we get reformers
in charge of these agencies who want to go after
the agencies themselves. That's what we have to have to
save the country. Is she going to do that? I
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don't know yet. I'm not telling you she's not. I'm
not telling you she is. I will tell you that
I'm gonna spend this evening when I get off the air,
bending some ears to figure out exactly what kind of
a person we're dealing with. I know who she is,
and I know of her work, which is very, very good.
I don't know her personally. I've never met her, not
that I remember anyway. I've never met her. I've had
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any interaction with her in that way. I've never even,
to my knowledge, I don't think I've ever interviewed her.
If I did, it was a long time ago and
I was frankly not paying attention when we were talking.
So there, Pam Bondy again. Life takes and life gives
back us our first ag pit. We got a second
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one also, excellent. That's a good thing. Do some emails, Jesse.
When you mentioned America being an individual freedom about individual freedom,
you forgot to mention the individual right women used to
have in this country, which Republicans stripped of federal protection.
Your position on this issue seems to be the staatest one, ironically,
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and then he says all the best. I don't know.
I doubt this communist is wishing me all the best.
That kind of feels like that wasn't real and very
similar to what I do. I know I'm not alone.
You probably do this too. Have you ever sent an
email or responded to somebody in person? And ever have
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you ever led with with all due respect, I find
myself in the corporate world doing this, and then Jewish
producer Chris has to step in and edit the emails
before I send them off, because I'll just throw that
one out that out there and then just land based somebody,
with all due respect. Somebody did this to me the
other day. Someone did this to me the other day.
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They sent some email about, hey, we need you at
this time, and we're gonna need you for They laid
out all these different places. I had to fly to
a different city, and we need you to do this,
and we need to do that, and we expect you
to be there. And this person isn't even in charge
of me. I'm not flying anywhere, no, So I let
off with the old with all due respect, and then
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after I said that I informed this human being that
that was never ever ever going to happen ever, And
the fact that they even asked they should be embarrassed,
but I.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Led with it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
We all do with all due respect. Anyway, back to
the guy's email, This is again, this is the communist mind.
This is how the communist mind works, and it shows
you how they've used our values successfully against us for
so long. We talk about freedom, sovereignty, the sovereignty of
the endie visual, the freedom to make your own choices,
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and of course the communist will take that and twist
it so that means we can slaughter our babies. Right,
That's the only freedom he's ever acknowledged. Wait, no other freedoms.
Freedom to get vaccinated if I want or not. Are
you all about that freedom? No? No, just the whole
baby killing thing. Huh. Kind of revealing when you listen
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to the AHHS secretary when he's asked about children being
pimped out. The children were pimped out by their aunt,
which it turns out the ant wasn't even related to
the child is so called ant? Are you familiar with
that story that was in there? I'm looking forward to
Thanksgiving I realized Thanksgiving might be heavy, but I really
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like our menu we've got going this year, and I
wanted to talk to you about it real quickly. I
just got excited when I was listening to that. I'll
be honest, I was half paying attention because I started
thinking about food. We've got this new mac and cheese recipe.
Now you know, I'm more of a Kraft Mac man.
We're a Kraft Mac people we Kelly's are. But for
special occasions, someone will want to bust out the velveta
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or do something right, you know, do something nice. And
the problem with homemade Max is this. Most homemade Max,
they're baked right, so you'll get somebody they'll want to
bake it. And I'm not against baking right, but the
baked mac and cheese it's cheesy, but it rarely has
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enough liquid. It's not creamy enough. It's clumpy or it's stringy.
Mac and cheese needs to be creamy. There has to
be a certain amount of cream when it comes to
mac and cheese. I don't understand why people just bake
it and then it's clumpy and it's lumpy and they
say that's good. It's not good at all, it's not.
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We have this year that looks creamy and I'm excited
about it, and we're not doing a turkey number. Turkey sucks.
Everyone knows it. Stop lying to yourself about turkey. I'm
not going to go into a big thing again this year.
There's a reason you go into a restaurant. What do
you how many times do you eat out a year? Ten?
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Maybe you're a huge eat out person, maybe thirty thirty.
I would guess it'd be a lot. I bet you
I'm thirty. Probably. How many times when you walk into
a restaurant with endless options of things to order? How
many times do you order the turkey? And I'm not
talking about a turkey sub but subway. I'm talking about
you sit down and you order a turkey. Never. You
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never order the turkey. And you know why because it
sucks because when you're presented with other options, you have
your turkey, you have your steak, you have your lobster,
you have whatever. When you're presented with other options, you
never choose turkey. Don't lie to me. What Chris turkey
leg at Renfair at a Renaissance Fair. No, I've never
had one of those. Chris. Why because they serve other
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things at renaissance fairs that aren't Turkey. So that's when
I get different things. And don't lie, Chris, don't lie.
You wouldn't have it either if you didn't have such
ridiculous dietary restrictions. Okay, we all know you'd be double
fisting sausage on a stick. And what, Chris, what I'm
just saying, Gater is good. That's a good point. Gator
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for Thanksgiving. I'm a big supporter of alligator. Alligator is delicious.
Maybe now the costs have really gone through the roof,
and I'm not thrilled about this, but maybe a beef tenderloin.
I'm a beef tenderloin freak. And my old man used
to have this recipe. Go still has it, well, we
still have it. He used to have this recipe and
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it was a wor shister. I can't really say that word.
That's how you say the word, Chris worschister. And garlic
in soy sauce and a couple other things black, a
bunch of black pepper, some dry mustards. I forget what
all is in the marinad, but that's very, very close already.
And you put that in a big marinad and you
marinate a beef tenderloin for twenty four forty eight hours.
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Oh my gosh. And then all the grill freaks, I know,
all the dudes are getting ready to fire some nasty
hate mail my way when I say this, But I
do it anyway. I don't even take it out of
the marinade and see it or anything like that. I
take it in the marinate. It's in a big baking dish,
and I just throw it right in the dagon oven
and I cook it to temperature and it is the
most tender, delicious thing you've ever had in your life.
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Your turkey's not. Your turkey sucks. Your dog needs some nutrition,
I should note, because your dog food, we might as
well give your dog turkey. It's worthless, just like your
dog's food is worthless. Dog food is dead food. It's
all dead. It's all brown for a reason. They kill
everything in it in the factory, so there's no actual
nutrition to be found in dog food at all. And
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cat food's the same. You have to talk about your cat.
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with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Remember tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed
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us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four
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three seven three. Dangerous world out there. This articles from
Real Clear Defense, taking Ji at his word. War in
twenty twenty seven. They're now beating the drum pretty hard
that China is going to cross the Strait and they're
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gonna invade Taiwan in twenty twenty seven. Now, I don't
know if I believe that, and I don't know if
the guy who wrote this article actually knows that or
it's just a prediction, but it doesn't It feel like
we're about to live through some wild times, And unlike
when Biden was president. When I say wild, I don't
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mean all bad, and I believe there will be plenty
of bad. The system's gonna push back. You already got that,
they already, they're already at work. But it just feels
like we live in wild times? And is it? Is it?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Me?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I find that exciting?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
What? What?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
What is your problem? Why are you laughing at me?
Am I weirdo? I am? I think it's exciting. I
don't want to live in boring times. I want to
live in times where I'll be bouncing my grandkids on
my knee one day and I'll tell them, hey, do
you know groy grandpa was doing? What Chris?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
What does that have to do with anything? Chris said?
You also volunteered to go into the marines, the infantry Marines, Yes, Chris,
I wanted to taste adventure, my friend, and instead all
I got to taste was sand. It sucked that and
the disgusting food and those Thai little food carts. Have
you ever been to Thailand? Don't ever go. I should
note you don't ever want to go to Thailand. When
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you go to Thailand, which we had to do for
jungle training, one, you find out just how freaking awful
the jungle is. Two. I felt like it was evil there.
And I'm sure you've read articles about the things that
happened over there in Thailand. The whole place felt dark.
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I don't know how to describe it other than that
it felt like it was a dark place. And what
darkened it even more was the bugs and crap they
would serve from the sidewalk vendors. You know how we
get hot dogs or some euros if you're in the
mood to spice it up a little bit. It's like
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bugs and worms. It's like something out of Indiana Jones.
Did you see what the Philippine ambassador said?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Romeo he Brone says he was flooded with calls and
walk in to the migrant center here in North Long
Beach once Filipinos heard this from their ambassador.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Well, my advice is to immediately leave voluntary, because once
you're deported, you can never come back to the United States.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Certainly blunt advice, but not entirely correct. Being caught without
authorization in the US brings a ten year band against
returning legally.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I didn't know we had a Filipino illegal immigration problem.
I realized they were coming from all over the place?
Did it? Did anyone? Am I alone in that I knew?
Now we have problems from places you don't you don't
even know about, from places you don't even realize. I
was told, I told you this years ago, that we
have more Not that I have anything against polls, but
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we had more Polish people, Polish citizens living in Chicago
than any other city in the world except for Warsaw
itself Irish. Same thing except for Dublin. So it's not Look,
it's not only people from Latin America? Did am I
the only one who didn't have any idea that we
had a Filipino problem? I had no idea. Maybe there's
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still salty about the whole Spanish American war thing. And
then and then we took it from them after that
that was part of the deal. And look, it worked
out great for everybody in the end. We gave it
back to you after World War Two. Stop complaining, Jesse,
What are your thoughts on euthanasia? Pop odds, the nitrogen
gas suicide containers good grief. The older I get, the
(34:05):
more I think it's reasonable to let suffering humans dictate
their own end. However, I find it disgusting how Canada
advertises it to anyone who claims the need should be
heavily regulated. What say you? And the guy finishes off
in case you're horrified by him. He finishes this off
by saying, my grandmother rotted in dementia for over ten
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years and wanted to die many years before her death.
She suffered, lost her entire savings to be kept alive.
This is the main reason for my belief. And his
name is Ken. It's a very genuine email, and I
understand exactly what he's saying. See this is this is
the problem is death is always awful, isn't it. When
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it's somebody you love, there's no good way. There's no
good way either. It happens suddenly where it's unexpected. That
was my dad, out of nowhere, perfect good health and
then one night sleep gone And you think that's better
than the suffering, and in a lot of ways it is,
But then you didn't have any time to say goodbye.
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You didn't have any idea it was just boom, You
say goodbye to him, kiss him good night, and then
he's gone. But then the long suffering is more horrible.
I don't know if it's more horrible, I don't know,
but it's horrible too. And so they dangle things out
in front of us, like, hey, what if you just
kill yourself. Hey, we'll make it really easy. Hey, here's
(35:28):
a little pod. And the answer to your question is no,
I am very very familiar with the suffering that comes
when a loved one dies, when a friend dies. I've
gone through all this many many times before. I am
aware of the suffering and the misery and the grief.
I'm very very aware of it, and in our suffering,
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in our grief, it is the most human thing in
the world to try to find a way to avoid it,
to stop it. But it's part of life. Part of
life is losing the people you love and saying goodbye.
And no, I do not believe in hastening that at
all at all, but my belief in God holds back
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from that too. I don't believe in ending your life
before God says so. So that's part of it. You
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headlines we didn't get to. President Biden offers Presidential Medal
of Freedom to former planned parenthood. President, a reminder to
you that the modern Democrat Party is a death cult
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of demons. Ray and Majorcas were set to testify today.
They didn't show up. Of course, this is a reminder
that they are reminding Republicans where the real power lies.
And until Republicans start slapping them back, then they're going
to keep doing these things. Texas offers fourteen hundred acres
to build deportation facilities. Gosh, I love this state. Wisconsin.
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Kayaker faked his own death and is likely in Uzbekistan.
He's now in talks with US officials. Apparently he did
this to get out away from his wife. He's a
married father of two. Can you imagine how annoying that
woman must be. Michigan Democrats won a hike business taxes
a wopping sixty six percent to give teachers twenty thousand
(38:24):
dollars raises. But hey, Michigan, you got abortion, and that's
what really matters. Right, Tomorrow's Friday. We'll have some fun,
that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
at Thursday. The week is almost over. We'll get to
some emails this hour. We'll talk a little bit about
this issue were having over there with Russia and Putin
(00:31):
now all that so much more coming off on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Okay, so everybody, everybody was
treated to some news today about Russia ICBMs and things
like that. Those are intercontinental ballistic missile ballistic missiles in
case you wanted to know. But Vladimir Putin has been
very very vocal that if weapons start landing inside of
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Russian soil that he would escalate. He's been very vocal
about that and very honest about that. And now he's escalating.
And I don't have anything to add that I haven't
already said this week. This is not a game. In
the American military industrial complex. They play it like it
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is a game, like all these are just chess pieces
on the board, and we'll move this around and move
that around. We'll do whatever we can do to make
more money. It's all just about money. Aha, Let's keep
the world going. But there have been a lot of very,
very stupid people who've accidentally started major wars that cost
millions of lives, a lot of people, a lot of
very evil people, a lot of very naive people. It's
(01:39):
not always geniuses, in fact, it rarely is who get
countries into major wars and get themselves into major predicaments.
Do you remember we've talked about this before. I know
you know the history of it. But you know how
World War One started, right? It just fast forwarding past
the start carnage like we've never seen in the history
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of the world. World War One is overshadowed by World
War Two in the carnage, But up to that point
in human history, we had never seen a conflict like that.
Millions dead, disease, artillery, machine gun fire, just death and misery.
(02:21):
Everywhere the world had wars were not like that. Before
my nation takes on your nation, we got our swords
and our shields and our bows and our horses, and yeah,
we'll have some fights, maybe we'll even have a big battle.
And at this big battle, maybe I lose, maybe I
get wiped out, maybe I lose forty thousand guys. Big deal.
(02:45):
So it is a big deal and then I lost
the war and it's over. At the Psalm, the British
lost fifty seven thousand guys on the first day. We'd
never seen carnage like that before. But how did it begin?
It was stupid, Yes, there was all this ethnic hatred
(03:09):
and all this stuff with the Serbs and everyone else.
But Archduke Franz Ferdinand he was assassinated. He was assassinated, Yes,
he was. That's obviously bad. You start assassinating the would
be head of state of somewhere, there's going to be
certainly a reaction, obviously, maybe even a military style reaction,
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of course there would be. But after he's assassinated, you
have Russia immediately getting involved. Germany, who wasn't even involved
in all this, they get involved on the side of Austria, Hungary.
And you have these huge nations that just immediately and
stupidly and recklessly get involved start making these declarations. Now
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you will do this, and I will do that, and
we'll send in our army. And I look back on
it now, because now hindsight's twenty twenty. We look back
on it, and we look at all that carnage, all
that death of sadness and grief and misery, and then
we go back to the beginning, and we think, you morons.
Nobody no one thought to say, ah, no, all right,
(04:16):
no pause, hold on, this is going too far. Let's
stop this here. This is going to a really ugly place.
Let's sit down, let's work something out, Let's be diplomatic.
Let's come up with a punishment of negotiation that no
one did. All you morons just decided to plunge the
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world into this disastrous war. But that's how it happens. Here.
We are a couple months away from Donald Trump taking
over the White House, and the evil people who run
the West are doing everything in their power to ramp
(04:57):
up the Russia Ukraine situation. So Trump can't get us
out of it. And the problem with that is we
don't know where that's gonna go. And here's the thing.
Like right now, I'm just talking to you on the radio.
It's just see with me. My son is sixteen years old.
(05:18):
James is sixteen years old. He's driving now, feels like
a big SHOT's driving. James could easily easily die because
of what this administration is doing. Now. You could not
even hard to foresee it. This thing kicks off into
(05:39):
something larger. This is not like the old days. The
recruiting numbers aren't there. Even if the numbers are there,
you've got a mass mobilized society in comes the military
draft not taking him to Canada. What if they come
get him, take him away, and I never see him again.
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What they're doing right now could cost me my sons,
both of them, could cost you your daughter too. These
scumbags draft daughters now women wanted to shatter that glass ceiling,
Well it shattered, and now they're drafted too, just like
the men are. It could cost you your children what
they're doing. And these people, it just floors me how
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they don't care. I don't understand being that evil, and
I understand being a terrible person. I am a terrible person.
I never want to act like I'm a good person
or a moral person or anything like that. I'm not.
I'm the worst person on the planet. But I can't
relate to that kind of evil, to being that selfish.
But these people, Hey, Jesse, my husband Steve and I
(06:48):
listened to the listen to your show almost daily. We
were talking tonight and the question arose that neither of
us can answer, so naturally, we came to the oracle
who responsible for paying the twenty million dollar debt incurred
by the Kamala campaign. Thanks so much. Okay, So there's
a reason I never touched this story really because it's
(07:10):
not a big deal and it's not a big story.
There was a story maybe you heard it on other
shows or read it somewhere that Kamala Harris finished her
campaign in debt. But there was debt there that she
owed twenty million dollars, and of course they mismanaged all
kinds of money they were paying celebrities. It was a disaster.
(07:31):
But it's not a big deal and it's not abnormal.
It just sounds like a big deal if you don't understand.
So here's here's how it goes your campaign. When you
start a campaign like the Jesse Kelly for Congress campaign, ah,
I know it existed. It's crazy, right, It's it's pretty
much a business entity of itself. Okay. You bring in money,
(07:54):
you spend money, just like a normal business. When campaigns
are finished, they oftentimes will still have bills to pay that.
You know, anyone who understands how business works understands there's
a lag time when you pay your bills and when
you get paid for things. If you're in contracting, they
don't write you a check for the full boat the
(08:15):
second you drive the last nail into the wood. That's
not how it works at all. You have to bill
them and that it's sixty days ninety days. So there's
always this lag with things. You got me so far.
So you finish a campaign, and campaigns are famously disorganized anyway.
Oftentimes you don't have solid business people running the campaign.
But you finish the campaign. The campaign's over. You're now
(08:36):
not bringing in any more money because who in the
world is going to donate to a campaign that's over.
Even if you won, you can't really raise money. It's
hard to raise money. But if you lose and then
it's there, you finish it. By the way, Chris, to
answer your question, no, I did not finish in the whole.
Jesse doesn't take on debt. Chris, you'd be very proud
of how I ran a lean campaign. I don't do
that anyway. But you finish a campaign, you have all
(08:59):
these bills coming in. You still owe this TV network
for these commercials you ran. You still owe this consultant
for this, You still owe that you still owe this,
you still owe that, and your expense is a up
with no more money coming in. You sit down with
the books and you realize, oh crap, we are now
this is an extreme example. We are twenty million dollars
(09:21):
in debt. So you ask who's responsible for paying it? Well, again,
the campaigns themselves are really a startup business. It's a
business entity. Kamala Harris's campaign is not Kamala Harris. It
just has her name on it. Her campaign is still
there and it's still a business entity and to itself.
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How does this work out? Here is how it has
always worked out, and this is how this one will
work out, too well. It generally works out one of
two ways. Sometimes the campaign has to declare bankruptcy and
then that gets into a big legal mess, it gets
really ugly. But if the debt is manageable, then there
are just political people out there where Kamala Harris will
(10:04):
go throw a big fundraiser or two. And I know
it's crazy because she's such a nut and such a
loon and we don't like her, but she has a
big Hollywood fundraiser, a meet and greet with dome three
hours in some fancy Hollywood thing. Get a bunch of
wealthy people show up. Hey, stroke me a five hundred
thousand dollars check. I'll sit down, share a couple bottles
(10:27):
of wine with you, kackle let myself and I'll go home.
You have to raise money then to pay off the debt,
and they, of course will. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised.
I didn't look into it. I wouldn't be surprised if
they've already paid it off. But that's how it works.
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Kelly vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday,
reminding you that tomorrow is an ask doctor Jesse Friday again.
(12:00):
But you need to get your questions emailed in now
to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I can't I
can't believe a headline like this has to exist, but
it does. Sweden looks to limit citizenship to those who
share fundamental values. That's yeah, that's how you handle immigration
(12:26):
and citizenship to a country. Your country's not an open sewer.
I realize that the Communists want the country to be
an open sewer. I realize you have a bunch of
feminized pastors in America who read a couple verses in
the Old Testament and they take that as meaning America
should just welcome every single barbarian into the country. But
(12:47):
that's not true either. People who come to your country
legally and share your values, should be able to at
some point earn citizenship. And maybe you've already done this,
and that's totally fine, but no, you don't get to
bring a separate culture here and then tell me we
(13:08):
need to be multicultural. We don't need to be multicultural.
Multiculturalism is a gross thing. It's nothing to celebrate at all.
We have one culture. That culture should be enriched and strengthened.
And if you want to do that, great, and if not,
stay in your own dirt ball country. Speaking of dirt balls,
here was AOC. What are they doing.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
They're doing this so that Nancy Mas can make a
buck and send a text and fundraise.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Off an email. They're not doing this to protect people.
They're endangering women.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
They're endangering girls of them all kinds, and everybody should
reject it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
It's gross.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You're talking about the tranny ban and the congressional bathrooms.
I really think Republicans have an opportunity here to bait
the left. We have successfully baited them before, and they
have successfully baited us before. But the tranny stuff, if
republic are paying attention at all, and they rarely are,
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the tranny stuff is a real opportunity. Keep getting them
to talk about it. Stay in the news with Democrats
running to the camera promoting transgender crap and see how
well that works for them. This is an opportunity, and
a good one. Hey, Jesse, I spent four oracleless years
in the Marines as a menu whisper. I need to
(14:25):
ask you a question. A local Italian eatery serves grilled
octopus and the staff tells me how wonderful it is.
I want to try it, but I'm not sure I
can get by the visuals. If you know what I mean,
can you guide me? His name is Randy. Octopus is fantastic.
Calamari squid is fantastic. Chris, You people can eat that.
(14:49):
It's not a shellfish. Why are you what you can what?
You can't have it? Why it's not in a shell?
I don't understand. Oh, no scales, no fins. Wait a minute,
fish have scales? You eat fish all the time. You
(15:11):
just said no scales no fin. Oh you meane it
has to have scales and fins for you to eat it. Well,
why don't you say that, Chris? I don't know all
your rules. Okay, okay, Chris is never, So you've never
even had it. Why are you even chiming in here?
Why are you chiming in? Oh, you've had it. I'm
telling your rabbi, you've had it. I'm telling your rabbi,
I'll tell you. I'll tell you what's solid gold. One
(15:32):
go get you some grilled octopus. I'm telling you, it's yummy.
It's really yummy. Kalamar is yummy. If you this is
very rare. I have not seen what I'm about to
tell you for years and years and years. And you
know that's food is my vice. As you know. It's
where I if you looked at my bank account, where
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I spend money or I spend money I shouldn't spend.
It's all on food. It's bad. It's really bad. So
I love to eat out when I'm out of town.
I want to find a good restaurant. It doesn't have
to be high end, relieve me. I just want to
find something tasty. Give me something tasty. Wherever. I've always
asking people, what's the best thing to eat here? What's
the best thing to eat here? It's very very difficult
(16:13):
to find what I'm about to say. But if you
ever see it on the menu, order it without hesitation. Okay,
Klamari steaks. Most people know klamari as being the little
fried things that you get at a sports bar or
an Italian restaurant. You dip it in some tartar sauce
(16:34):
whatever and enjoy yourself. Yes, that's fine, it's good. I
enjoy that. But I used to go, gosh, this is
going to mess me up talking about this. My dad
used to take us to this little Italian eatery in Montana,
which has gone now it's out of business, but they
served calamari steaks and they would they would cook them
(16:58):
up in lemon butter. And it's not I'm gonna call
it chewy. So it's chewier than you think, but it's
not chewy in a bad way. If you find a
place that knows how to cook tender, juicy klamari steaks,
you are going to fall over and die and you'll
(17:18):
be mad. You've never had it before. I bet you
it has been. I bet it's been over twenty years
since I've had a kalamari steak. That's how rare they are.
You can't find them anywhere. You can't. You cannot find
them every restaurant I go to I look for them,
especially if I'm in an Italian restaurant or something like that.
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Kalamari's very common. You can find klamari anywhere. Klamari steaks
much less common. I'm assuming that's because it's hard to
find a squid so big you get a freaking steak
off it, you basically have to go get one of
those giant sea monsters that I saw from the movies.
But those things exist for real. They're just way down deep,
but they are amazing. Eat your octopus, eat your cal
(18:00):
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And
(19:26):
actually I have a little bit of breaking news. I
wanted to make sure I confirm this. It broke a say,
about a half hour ago, but we were just making
sure we were crossing our te's and dotting our eyes.
Don't ever want to bring you bad information. So you
know how we were talking in the beginning of the
show about Matt Gates no longer age he had to
withdraw the nomination. Well, your friendly neighborhood journalist has an update.
(19:53):
It's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better We love Jesse.
He's the best. Jesse. Please kiss my baby, Yes, Jesse, Jesse,
Jessey Jesse. Donald Trump has officially put up Florida ag
Pam Bondy as being the next one. And on top
(20:15):
of making sure we were verifying this information, I've been
putting out feelers to those who know. Now. I'm already
familiar with Pam Bondy, but I again want to make
sure I'm checking in with people more wired into Florida
politics than I am. Did not hear a single solitary
negative word about Pam Bondy. There is a very very
(20:36):
good chance that the communists in the doj leapt from
the frying pan and went right into the fire. So
Matt Gates gets put up, takes all kinds of flack.
Pam Bondy, if I had to guess, this is very
very early to handicap this. But given her resume, and
given the fact they just torpedoed Gates, Pam Bondy is
(20:59):
probably going to be the next age. Now how much
of a bulldog is she going to be internally? Because
remember that's what matters. What matters is we get reformers
in charge of these agencies who want to go after
the agencies themselves. That's what we have to have to
save the country. Is she going to do that? I
(21:19):
don't know yet. I'm not telling you she's not. I'm
not telling you she is. I will tell you that
I'm gonna spend this evening when I get off the air,
bending some ears to figure out exactly what kind of
a person we're dealing with. I know who she is,
and I know of her work, which is very, very good.
I don't know her personally. I've never met her, not
that I remember anyway. I've never met her. I've had
(21:42):
any interaction with her in that way. I've never even,
to my knowledge, I don't think I've ever interviewed her.
If I did, it was a long time ago and
I was frankly not paying attention when we were talking.
So there, Pam Bondy again. Life takes and life gives
back us our first ag pit. We got a second
(22:03):
one also, excellent. That's a good thing. Do some emails, Jesse.
When you mentioned America being an individual freedom about individual freedom,
you forgot to mention the individual right women used to
have in this country, which Republicans stripped of federal protection.
Your position on this issue seems to be the staatest one, ironically,
(22:26):
and then he says all the best. I don't know.
I doubt this communist is wishing me all the best.
That kind of feels like that wasn't real and very
similar to what I do. I know I'm not alone.
You probably do this too. Have you ever sent an
email or responded to somebody in person? And ever have
(22:46):
you ever led with with all due respect, I find
myself in the corporate world doing this, and then Jewish
producer Chris has to step in and edit the emails
before I send them off, because I'll just throw that
one out that out there and then just land based somebody,
with all due respect. Somebody did this to me the
other day. Someone did this to me the other day.
(23:07):
They sent some email about, hey, we need you at
this time, and we're gonna need you for They laid
out all these different places. I had to fly to
a different city, and we need you to do this,
and we need to do that, and we expect you
to be there. And this person isn't even in charge
of me. I'm not flying anywhere, no, So I let
off with the old with all due respect, and then
(23:30):
after I said that I informed this human being that
that was never ever ever going to happen ever, And
the fact that they even asked they should be embarrassed,
but I.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Led with it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
We all do with all due respect. Anyway, back to
the guy's email, This is again, this is the communist mind.
This is how the communist mind works, and it shows
you how they've used our values successfully against us for
so long. We talk about freedom, sovereignty, the sovereignty of
the endie visual, the freedom to make your own choices,
(24:03):
and of course the communist will take that and twist
it so that means we can slaughter our babies. Right,
That's the only freedom he's ever acknowledged. Wait, no other freedoms.
Freedom to get vaccinated if I want or not. Are
you all about that freedom? No? No, just the whole
baby killing thing. Huh. Kind of revealing when you listen
(24:27):
to the AHHS secretary when he's asked about children being
pimped out. The children were pimped out by their aunt,
which it turns out the ant wasn't even related to
the child is so called ant? Are you familiar with
that story that was in there? I'm looking forward to
Thanksgiving I realized Thanksgiving might be heavy, but I really
(24:49):
like our menu we've got going this year, and I
wanted to talk to you about it real quickly. I
just got excited when I was listening to that. I'll
be honest, I was half paying attention because I started
thinking about food. We've got this new mac and cheese recipe.
Now you know, I'm more of a Kraft Mac man.
We're a Kraft Mac people we Kelly's are. But for
special occasions, someone will want to bust out the velveta
(25:13):
or do something right, you know, do something nice. And
the problem with homemade Max is this. Most homemade Max,
they're baked right, so you'll get somebody they'll want to
bake it. And I'm not against baking right, but the
baked mac and cheese it's cheesy, but it rarely has
(25:37):
enough liquid. It's not creamy enough. It's clumpy or it's stringy.
Mac and cheese needs to be creamy. There has to
be a certain amount of cream when it comes to
mac and cheese. I don't understand why people just bake
it and then it's clumpy and it's lumpy and they
say that's good. It's not good at all, it's not.
(25:59):
We have this year that looks creamy and I'm excited
about it, and we're not doing a turkey number. Turkey sucks.
Everyone knows it. Stop lying to yourself about turkey. I'm
not going to go into a big thing again this year.
There's a reason you go into a restaurant. What do
you how many times do you eat out a year? Ten?
(26:20):
Maybe you're a huge eat out person, maybe thirty thirty.
I would guess it'd be a lot. I bet you
I'm thirty. Probably. How many times when you walk into
a restaurant with endless options of things to order? How
many times do you order the turkey? And I'm not
talking about a turkey sub but subway. I'm talking about
you sit down and you order a turkey. Never. You
(26:44):
never order the turkey. And you know why because it
sucks because when you're presented with other options, you have
your turkey, you have your steak, you have your lobster,
you have whatever. When you're presented with other options, you
never choose turkey. Don't lie to me. What Chris turkey
leg at Renfair at a Renaissance Fair. No, I've never
had one of those. Chris. Why because they serve other
(27:07):
things at renaissance fairs that aren't Turkey. So that's when
I get different things. And don't lie, Chris, don't lie.
You wouldn't have it either if you didn't have such
ridiculous dietary restrictions. Okay, we all know you'd be double
fisting sausage on a stick. And what, Chris, what I'm
just saying, Gater is good. That's a good point. Gator
(27:28):
for Thanksgiving. I'm a big supporter of alligator. Alligator is delicious.
Maybe now the costs have really gone through the roof,
and I'm not thrilled about this, but maybe a beef tenderloin.
I'm a beef tenderloin freak. And my old man used
to have this recipe. Go still has it, well, we
still have it. He used to have this recipe and
(27:50):
it was a wor shister. I can't really say that word.
That's how you say the word, Chris worschister. And garlic
in soy sauce and a couple other things black, a
bunch of black pepper, some dry mustards. I forget what
all is in the marinad, but that's very, very close already.
And you put that in a big marinad and you
marinate a beef tenderloin for twenty four forty eight hours.
(28:13):
Oh my gosh. And then all the grill freaks, I know,
all the dudes are getting ready to fire some nasty
hate mail my way when I say this, But I
do it anyway. I don't even take it out of
the marinade and see it or anything like that. I
take it in the marinate. It's in a big baking dish,
and I just throw it right in the dagon oven
and I cook it to temperature and it is the
most tender, delicious thing you've ever had in your life.
(28:36):
Your turkey's not. Your turkey sucks. Your dog needs some nutrition,
I should note, because your dog food, we might as
well give your dog turkey. It's worthless, just like your
dog's food is worthless. Dog food is dead food. It's
all dead. It's all brown for a reason. They kill
everything in it in the factory, so there's no actual
nutrition to be found in dog food at all. And
(28:58):
cat food's the same. You have to talk about your cat.
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We'll be back. Get the Cure for rhinos eight days
(29:44):
with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Remember tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed
in now to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot or leave
us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four
(30:04):
three seven three. Dangerous world out there. This articles from
Real Clear Defense, taking Ji at his word. War in
twenty twenty seven. They're now beating the drum pretty hard
that China is going to cross the Strait and they're
(30:25):
gonna invade Taiwan in twenty twenty seven. Now, I don't
know if I believe that, and I don't know if
the guy who wrote this article actually knows that or
it's just a prediction, but it doesn't It feel like
we're about to live through some wild times, And unlike
when Biden was president. When I say wild, I don't
(30:45):
mean all bad, and I believe there will be plenty
of bad. The system's gonna push back. You already got that,
they already, they're already at work. But it just feels
like we live in wild times? And is it? Is it?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Me?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I find that exciting?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
What? What?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
What is your problem? Why are you laughing at me?
Am I weirdo? I am? I think it's exciting. I
don't want to live in boring times. I want to
live in times where I'll be bouncing my grandkids on
my knee one day and I'll tell them, hey, do
you know groy grandpa was doing? What Chris?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
What does that have to do with anything? Chris said?
You also volunteered to go into the marines, the infantry Marines, Yes, Chris,
I wanted to taste adventure, my friend, and instead all
I got to taste was sand. It sucked that and
the disgusting food and those Thai little food carts. Have
you ever been to Thailand? Don't ever go. I should
note you don't ever want to go to Thailand. When
(31:46):
you go to Thailand, which we had to do for
jungle training, one, you find out just how freaking awful
the jungle is. Two. I felt like it was evil there.
And I'm sure you've read articles about the things that
happened over there in Thailand. The whole place felt dark.
(32:10):
I don't know how to describe it other than that
it felt like it was a dark place. And what
darkened it even more was the bugs and crap they
would serve from the sidewalk vendors. You know how we
get hot dogs or some euros if you're in the
mood to spice it up a little bit. It's like
(32:30):
bugs and worms. It's like something out of Indiana Jones.
Did you see what the Philippine ambassador said?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Romeo he Brone says he was flooded with calls and
walk in to the migrant center here in North Long
Beach once Filipinos heard this from their ambassador.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Well, my advice is to immediately leave voluntary, because once
you're deported, you can never come back to the United States.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Certainly blunt advice, but not entirely correct. Being caught without
authorization in the US brings a ten year band against
returning legally.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I didn't know we had a Filipino illegal immigration problem.
I realized they were coming from all over the place?
Did it? Did anyone? Am I alone in that I knew?
Now we have problems from places you don't you don't
even know about, from places you don't even realize. I
was told, I told you this years ago, that we
have more Not that I have anything against polls, but
(33:21):
we had more Polish people, Polish citizens living in Chicago
than any other city in the world except for Warsaw
itself Irish. Same thing except for Dublin. So it's not Look,
it's not only people from Latin America? Did am I
the only one who didn't have any idea that we
had a Filipino problem? I had no idea. Maybe there's
(33:44):
still salty about the whole Spanish American war thing. And
then and then we took it from them after that
that was part of the deal. And look, it worked
out great for everybody in the end. We gave it
back to you after World War Two. Stop complaining, Jesse,
What are your thoughts on euthanasia? Pop odds, the nitrogen
gas suicide containers good grief. The older I get, the
(34:05):
more I think it's reasonable to let suffering humans dictate
their own end. However, I find it disgusting how Canada
advertises it to anyone who claims the need should be
heavily regulated. What say you? And the guy finishes off
in case you're horrified by him. He finishes this off
by saying, my grandmother rotted in dementia for over ten
(34:26):
years and wanted to die many years before her death.
She suffered, lost her entire savings to be kept alive.
This is the main reason for my belief. And his
name is Ken. It's a very genuine email, and I
understand exactly what he's saying. See this is this is
the problem is death is always awful, isn't it. When
(34:46):
it's somebody you love, there's no good way. There's no
good way either. It happens suddenly where it's unexpected. That
was my dad, out of nowhere, perfect good health and
then one night sleep gone And you think that's better
than the suffering, and in a lot of ways it is,
But then you didn't have any time to say goodbye.
(35:06):
You didn't have any idea it was just boom, You
say goodbye to him, kiss him good night, and then
he's gone. But then the long suffering is more horrible.
I don't know if it's more horrible, I don't know,
but it's horrible too. And so they dangle things out
in front of us, like, hey, what if you just
kill yourself. Hey, we'll make it really easy. Hey, here's
(35:28):
a little pod. And the answer to your question is no,
I am very very familiar with the suffering that comes
when a loved one dies, when a friend dies. I've
gone through all this many many times before. I am
aware of the suffering and the misery and the grief.
I'm very very aware of it, and in our suffering,
(35:48):
in our grief, it is the most human thing in
the world to try to find a way to avoid it,
to stop it. But it's part of life. Part of
life is losing the people you love and saying goodbye.
And no, I do not believe in hastening that at
all at all, but my belief in God holds back
(36:09):
from that too. I don't believe in ending your life
before God says so. So that's part of it. You
should understand. That's where I'm coming from. But that's also
part of why I take a male vitality stack from Chuck.
Because I want to prolong my life as long as
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November Chuck dot com promo code Jesse. And now here's
a headline by go you know, you know the thing
headlines we didn't get to. President Biden offers Presidential Medal
of Freedom to former planned parenthood. President, a reminder to
you that the modern Democrat Party is a death cult
(37:38):
of demons. Ray and Majorcas were set to testify today.
They didn't show up. Of course, this is a reminder
that they are reminding Republicans where the real power lies.
And until Republicans start slapping them back, then they're going
to keep doing these things. Texas offers fourteen hundred acres
to build deportation facilities. Gosh, I love this state. Wisconsin.
(38:02):
Kayaker faked his own death and is likely in Uzbekistan.
He's now in talks with US officials. Apparently he did
this to get out away from his wife. He's a
married father of two. Can you imagine how annoying that
woman must be. Michigan Democrats won a hike business taxes
a wopping sixty six percent to give teachers twenty thousand
(38:24):
dollars raises. But hey, Michigan, you got abortion, and that's
what really matters. Right, Tomorrow's Friday. We'll have some fun,
that's all
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