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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we're gonna
get back to all the other questions here in a
few in case you're just now joining us, we're discussing
cultural pendulums and why in our country it hasn't worked
(00:34):
like a pendulum it only goes left. It's worked like
a ratchet. It'll go far to the left. Anytime there's
a cultural movement to the left, every single democrat, top
to bottom will jump on and yank it left. Anytime
there's any kind of a significant pushback dragging things back
to the right, half the right will be trying to
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pull it to the right. The other half what I
like to call the hall monitor right. They will step in. WHOA,
not like that. WHOA, it's too far? WHOA hold on? WHOA? Here,
I wanted to give you a couple examples of what
I was talking about. You remember the Hamas protests on
college campus. They got really really really really really big
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there for a while. They since died off now, but
they got really big. Do you happen to remember that
one campus it's fine if you don't, it's not going
to matter. But they were attacking the American flag. They
were tearing down American flags and putting up Palestine flags
and things like that. And there was a group of
frat bros. This was in North Carolina, I believe, I
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remember right. There was a group of frat bros. Just
a bunch of young dudes got together and said, no,
you cannot touch the flag. And they held the flag
up off the ground and no, you stay away. There
was an incident there that when I'm in a paraphrase
of some of it, but for the most part, this
is how it went. One of the communist activists, there
(02:03):
was this young, huge black woman that I'm bringing up
that's going to come into part for our story here.
So that's why I brought that up. As a young
black woman. She was one of the comedies. She was gigantic,
absolutely gigantic. Okay, So she of course runs right up,
well never mind, she waddles right up to this group
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of dudes, and of course she's screaming at them, flipping
them the bird. There's the standard, you know, the communist
protest garbage. One of the dudes starts making like gorilla
sounds towards this woman. Understandably, some people looked at that
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and thought, is that racist? Is that? Is that? Are
you equate? Is it because she's black? Are you calling
her a monkey? And remember there's a lot of racist
examples of that in the country, So that's one of
those things that would create obvious angst and anger and people.
I hope that's not what he's doing. One. I don't
know the kid, and I don't know what he was doing.
I took it as just that she's huge. That's how
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I took it, But who knows. Maybe it did, maybe
he did meet it or in a horrible racist way.
Now I'm not asking you, and would never ask you
to defend an action like that, and I wouldn't either.
But as soon as that video came out, you saw
a person after person after person after person immediately jump
on that kid and said, no, not like this, We
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can't do it like this. That's the wrong way. You
shouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And maybe you're sitting there right now, and I understand
this and saying, yeah, we should speak out against that.
We can't have that happen. I understand what you're saying,
but what I'm saying is, when a movement is pulling
back to the right, everyone who participated participates in it.
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They ain't gonna be saying every action they take isn't
gonna be good. Some actions are gonna be horrible, some
will be great, some will be horrible, some will be despicable,
some will be things you love, some will be things
you really kind of make you feel icky. However, if
you dedicate yourself to hall monitoring the swing back to
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the right, the overall effect of it is it never
goes back to the right. Think of it this way.
Think of it this way. Think of it as a
tug of war. That'll be the best way to put
you know what tug of war is. So all the
communists are on the other side, and they're all pulling left.
All of them are pulling left as hard as they
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possibly can. We have just as many people on our side.
We're pulling back right as hard as we possibly can.
What if you're sitting there and you're on the rope
and you're pulling right, and you notice the guy in
front of you. He has some sort of mechanical device
he smuggled in. He attaches it to the rope. He's
cheating and it's giving him extra pool. You can ignore
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this and try to win, or you can stop step aside.
Look at Marty. Marty's cheating. We can't win this way.
This isn't the right way, and get three or four
more people. I won't be part of this. This is cheating.
That's not who we are. Well, okay, maybe you do
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the right thing there, maybe you didn't, but you're definitely
gonna lose the tug of war. If if you are
dedicated to hall monitoring the right, you're gonna lose the
tug a war. That is why it's not a pendulum.
We have not been able to shake this hall monitor
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syndrome on the right. We simply don't. You know, there
are a lot of people on the right. Actually, I'm
thinking of someone right now. I'm not gonna name them,
but there's this dude i'm thinking of on the right.
He's kind of an independentjournalist type and he viciously attacks
anyone on the left, and oftentimes in kind of gross ways,
(06:11):
in kind of personal ways. Hey, I discovered this guy
cheated on his taxes twelve years ago and I'm exposing
it online. You name the dirt. He will dig it up,
he will expose it. Now, I don't do that. I
don't like that. It's not who I am not getting
involved in that. In fact, this guy, I'll be honest
with you, I think he's awful. I would never have
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a beer with him. He's never going to be on
my team. I'm never going to have him on the show.
It's nothing I would ever promote. Ever, I think this
human being is awful in every way. However, he's pulling
the pendulum to the right. You need people who aren't
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saints to win cultural moved movements. The Communists have always
understood this, very very very well. Why do you think
they're so accommodating to the nutball, violent freak animals who
occupy the Democrat base and show up at these events.
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Why do you think Democrats are so afraid of offending them.
Antifa is a terrorist organization who has murdered multiple people, assaults, vandalism.
Joe Biden was asked in a debate against Donald Trump
about Antifa. Joe Biden practically denied their very existence. Remember
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what he said, Oh, Antifa is just an idea. Now,
if that was the right, that would have been a
perfect opportunity too. Of course, Hall monitor the well, I'm
really not comfortable with this group and these acts of violence,
and I've just got comfortable and i just don't like it,
and that's the who we are. He would never dream
of doing that because he understands if you're a filthy
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communist revolutionary, you need animals like Antifa to hurt people
you want hurt, Murder people you want murdered, intimidate people
you want intimidated. They know icky people are necessary. I've
told you the story before. One of the greatest marines
I ever served with in my life. If I was
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going back to combat tomorrow, which no one's gonna send
old fat Jesse back to combat. But if I was
going back to combat tomorrow and you told me I
had one human being I could take back into combat
with me.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It wouldn't even be a debate who I took. It
would be no there would be no debate at all.
Oh that guy, he's coming with me. He was a
beast in battle. All he wanted to do was kill
the enemy. That's all you wanted to do, not an
ounce of fear, not anything. You put that guy in
war he was in he loved it. He was a
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terrible human being. You couldn't go out with him without
getting arrested, fighting people, disaster he was in almost every
other part of his life. He was a terrible human being.
Oh man, do I thank god every day he was
in my platoon in More. You need people, you need
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people who are icky sometimes, and we've never gotten comfortable
with that on the right. And I am not saying
we need to do the things they do on the left,
with the looting and the murder and the violence and
the illegal things.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'm really not saying that at all. But so many
people on the right have dedicated themselves to policing the
right instead of going after the left or pulling the
right further right, instead of doing any of those things,
they want to make sure everything's on the right way.
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I don't like that. That's uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable. This makes
me uncomfortable. Now we have to do it the right way. Well, okay,
we can't ever pull the culture back right then, that's
how we're gonna do it, all right, all right, that's
enough of that. Someone wants to know, Oracle, do you
think Donald Trump has changed since the attempt on his life.
(10:21):
Let's talk about that before we do. Oh, when someone
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It's just getting us all fired up for the weekend. Baby,
That's what Howard Dean thinks about all that. Now, let's
get these ask doctor Jesse questions because there's so many
(12:09):
good ones and I'm running out of time. So, Oracle,
do you think Trump has changed since the attenth on
his life? Yes, Now, I don't know specifically how he's changed,
but I'll tell you something I'm impressed by. I'm seriously
impressed that he's still doing rallies. My mom just went
(12:31):
to one in Montana. He's out there doing rallies all
the time. So picture this. You go to a rally
and you almost get your head blown off, you get
shot in the ear. If you get up at the
next rally, tell me you're not looking around, tell me
(12:51):
you're not nervous, tell me you're not gonna be a
little bit apprehensive about the next bullet coming your way.
And he's still they're doing rallies. But I'm sure it
affected him. I have no doubt about it. You come
within two inches of dying. It affects you in what way,
I don't know, but I'm sure it is. Dear future
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really the heart beat of your show. And while you
and your audience have a blast for three hours, it's
interesting to think about how syndicated radio is still big business. Yeah,
of course it is. So I find it refreshing to
see your sincere and personal support for great sponsors like
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Chalk and Preborn, and that a world famous radio host
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our part on the show. That is something we have demanded.
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And we have been so blessed. I cannot believe how
blessed we are that we get to choose our own
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something wrong. I'm not gonna name any specifics. I wouldn't
do that. We had an advertiser and I got a
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advertiser did us wrong. Dug into it looked valid. Boom gone,
(14:17):
You're fired. You're gone. I We've had advertisers to just
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We're really really blessed by the show's success and the
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And yeah, the companies like this, they mean a lot
(14:38):
to me. Anyway, without necessarily naming brand names, are there
any products or services that have prompted you to say, man,
I wish that company would advertise on the show. Perhaps
your favorite Freu Freu body wash, Hey you guys, or
maybe a company that makes gloves for men with small hands?
(14:58):
All right, all right, who do I wish would advertise
for the show. Well, you should know that the red
lobster thing is not a bit. That's not a radio bit.
If you ever run into Jewish producer Chris, you can
ask him. I love Red Lobster. When I was a kid,
we didn't go out to eat a lot, and when
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we did, if that was an option, that was mecca
for me. I wanted to go to Red Lobster. And
I was an adult. I love going to Red Lobster.
I think it's delicious. I enjoy it. It's just I
love Red Lobster. That would be one I would do.
I guess I would have to check into their business
practices a little bit first, but I love Red Lobster.
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You know what, here's a brilliant one. I'll tell you
what you want, an embarrassing one, but I'll give it
to you. About to give them a free ad? Right here?
About to give them a free ad? You ready for it?
So someone said something people online. They were saying something
about mouth tape at night. How you tape your mouth? Okay,
you tape your mouth, Chris. This is a thing that
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makes let me explain, Chris is very confused. You want
to breathe for health reasons. You really want to breathe
through your nose, in through your nose, out through your mouth.
That's really how your body processes things best. You have
nose hairs and things like that to filter out things. Look,
I'm not trying to be your health coach, but in
general we all know that in general, you want to
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breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth.
That is what's healthiest for you. Okay with me. So
there is now a new thing out there where they'll
people will tape put a piece of tape over their
mouths at night. It's special mouth tape. Please, I'm not
asking you to do this special mouth tape to prevent
you from mouth breathing at night, to make your nose breathe.
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And they will oftentimes do this in conjunction with a
tape strip that you put on your nose, like it
goes over your nostril and it kind of it expands
with not kind of it expands your nostrils. So you
breathe easier at night if you and so you put
on mouth tape, you put that on. Someone said something
about mouth tape, and I was making an inappropriate joke online.
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I said, oh, wow, has anyone know if I can
find this on sale? Looking for something nice to get
my wife for the mouth tape because I was doing
like a man when we talk too much. I was
just doing a joke. So this company what a marketing thing.
This company called hostage tape. It's the name of the company. No,
I kid Chris, I kid you not. They exist. Hostage tape.
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They apparently got a hold of this and they realized,
you know, I have a show and whatnot, it's not
about this for brilliant marketing. They tracked down my address,
which is kind of creepy, and they sent me mouth
tape and the nose strip tapes. It's this company hostage Tape. Okay,
I haven't used the mouth tape and I really won't.
That's something I'm not gonna do. I'm officially a customer
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for the nose things because you know, your allergies can
get bad in these things when you put on at night.
Even if you have a stuff. He knows, it's like
oxygen is piped into your brain. It's amazing. How about
that for a free ad? You're welcome, hostage Tape. How
do you have a promo code? Hey, hostage Tape, send
me another free batch. You're welcome. But it's true, that's one.
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This stuff's amazing now what we're saying, Chris, Yes, it
helps with storing. Yes, yeah, I know people, dudes wake
themselves up. I've done it before too. If I don't
put it on the white I'm now forty three after
wear hostage taped to bed. The wife will sat where's
your nose tape thing? It's that great? There you go?
How about that? All right? We have more hang on.
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I've got on animoies. I don't mean yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
He Kelly.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. We are gonna
miss Hunter Byen, aren't we, Chris. That is a good point.
That song goes out to Hunter. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Remember if you miss any part of the show, you
can download on an eye are at Spotify iTunes. All right,
I'm gonna hit this one thing from today before I
get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions. So Democrats
came out today and this is a headline from Politico
why dem lawmakers are giving a Harris on policy proposals.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And what they essentially are saying. If you dig into
the article, I'm not going to do it. They're saying
to themselves, well, we'll figure out the policy after we
win the election. I'm going to remind you of this.
Always keep in mind. The communists will demand you define things.
(19:42):
You have to be specific. He will demand it. He
will probe you, asking questions even though he doesn't care
about your answer. Why. It slows you down, it keeps
you distracted. He will demand you define everything he himself
he'll define. He'll define nothing, absolutely nothing. Everything is vague,
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everything is meaningless, everything is remember Obama, hope and change.
What's what's dome running on now? Joy? There's even a
bunch of articles out today, the Joy campaign. We're running
on Joy member MOUs cultural revolution. Millions of young Chinese
people murdering, raping, pillaging China, killing political leaders, killing teachers,
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digging up graves, doing it in the name of what
Well Mauth told them they needed to get rid of
the four Olds. What were the four olds? It's the
four Olds campaign. It's a real thing. Go look it up.
What were they? Old habits, old ideas, old customs and
old culture. Okay, what does that mean? What's an old habit?
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What's what's old customs? Old culture? It's very vague. Yeah,
that's the point. It means whatever Mau wants it to
mean at any given moment. So if he wants to
define you as being an old habit, an old idea.
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Look at this guy. Look at Chris. He's promoting old customs. Well,
I can sick the dogs on Chris promoting old customs,
which I guess in Chris's case is true. But look
at that. He will demand you define everything, to slow
you down, to bog you down, to distract you. He
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himself will define nothing. And Democrats, obviously because they're all
communists now, they run with this masterfully. It's all emotion,
it's all hope, it's all change. Is that there's nothing specific,
there's nothing tangible at all. It's a bunch of this.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
They were trying to find out from the attendees what
Kamala hair greatest accomplishment has been a VP.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I mean, honestly, I'm not too into politics. I'm just
here for the vibe. Becoming the first female vice president.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Just becoming the VP is the best accomplishment.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Absolutely being a good person. Yeah, I mean, she's she's
just listen to this, listen to this, gobygook. What does
that even mean? Being a good person? What?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I don't know. She's really good for.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Women, Harris, is she's she's good for women? What does
that mean good? Well, it's not defined there with the energy,
she has a lot of enthusiasm, so it's important to
get enthusiasm.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
What is Kamala's like top accomplishment.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You think, like I say thing right now?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Second, her top like contributions to policy or policy? As VP,
I wasn't in on the policy making decisions with President Biden,
so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Her favorite policies. Oh my gosh. See, I wish they
would tell us more about that, because I honestly.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Don't know at a rally, doesn't even know.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh, I know she's done some good work with immigration,
even though they say opposite.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
What do they say? Well, what is it?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
She's the borders are all that all these immigrants are
coming over.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Now you know why they run on vague things like hope,
change joy, because, as I pointed out in the very
beginning of the show, they understand there are enough dumb
down cult members that it might be enough to win
an election. All right, back to the emails Jesse, because
of all the anti Jewish hate, don't you think the Jewish?
(23:54):
The Jewish? Well that's what he called. So what he
called you people, Chris, the Jewish? Don't you think the
Jewish will not votvote the left will not vote for
the left. I've said this, let me just reinforce this again.
Everyone's different. Individuals are different with different motivations, and we
like to try to put people in this specific category
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based on certain things, the country you're from, the color
of your skin, your religion, and so people will say, well,
white people do this, or black people do that, Christians
do this, and Republicans do that. Jews do this. Jews
are not some hive mind, singular voting block. There are
Jews Jewish people all over the spectrum in this country,
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far far to the right, far far to the left,
in the middle, Orthodox Jews, Jews who are more just
traditional but not practicing Jews, Jews who are on fire
for Israel. Maybe they even put Israel above America. Jews
who just have inaffinity for Jews who don't care about
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Israel at all. Israel never crosses their mind. The whole
place could burn and fall into the sea. There's not
one Jew, you know, there's not one Jewish mind on
how they're going to vote. Are some Jewish people in
America going to vote against Democrats because of things they've seen?
The obvious anti Jewish sentiment running through the Democrat Party.
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Of course there will be some will there be some
who don't care about that at all, and frankly don't
care about Jews. There'll be some of those two. There's
not everything's a percentage gain. There's not an all encompassing
thing like boom that's gonna happen. Now. Black people are
voting Republican. Well, black people aren't one gigantic hive mind
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voting block either. They have different motivations, they're different people.
Dear Oracle and menu Whisper, my brother and I, Matteo
and Lucas. We want to know what the menu Whisper's
favorite food was when you were a young child. Anti
communist like we are. We're trying to give our parents
some new ideas to cook for us. We can only
eat schnitzel and happy meals so often, Thank you, Uncle Oracle.
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All right, we got to give we got to give
these little anti communists some help. So all right, boys,
you ready buckle up. You know what Mom used to
make me when I was a kid, A rare don't
shake your head, Chris, A rare delicacy. And actually I
made myself one the other day. My wife was mortified.
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But let me tell you what, kids, delicious, simple and delicious.
You ready for this? A bacon sandwich. Don't worry. You
don't need lettuce and tomato. That's disgusting. Don't you dare
eat any vegetables. You simply make some bacon. Well, obviously,
have your parents make some bacon. I don't want you
messing with bacon and bacon, grease. Have your parents make
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some bacon, Mayo both sides of the bread. Shut up
about the mayonnaise, Chris, mayo on two sides of the bread,
and you don't need anything else. Throw the bacon on there.
Mayod bread, A delicious bacon sandwich. I know it's simple.
I know it's white trash. I'm white trash. You young
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men probably are not, but I am. It hits every
single time. What Chris? Okay, okay, I actually can't kill
you for that. Chris said, replace the Mayod bread with
garlic bread, no mayonnaise. Well, you know, don't try to
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appeal to the things you know. I love, Chris. You
can't bring up garlic bread. I know I said it's
better than bacon. Don't use my words against me anyway.
I just had an idea you could use garlic bread
and use that for your bacon sandwich. So young men,
there you go, bacon sandwiches just like Uncle Jesse used
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to get from his mom. She would make it for
me when I was sick and I got to stay home,
and she'd let me watch the Dukes of Hazard and
Mary Tyler Moore, and she'd let me watch little war documentaries.
And I'd get this little tray and I could sit
in front of the TV. So I wasn't allowed to
watch TV often, and I could watch the Dukes of
Hazard and eat my bacon sandwich with a She'd put
a couple little Dorido's on my tray too, and it
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was delicious. I love you, Mom, Thank you. We have
one more segment. I'll get to as many emails as
I can. Hang on fighting for your freedom every day.
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on at Friday, final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
(28:34):
on on asked doctor Jesse Friday, and I still have
a bunch I did not get to. I'm gonna get
to as many as I can in a moment. Remember
you can still email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
I need to do something before we get to the emails.
I didn't get to. You know, we've had Jewish producer
Chris and producer Michael here for a long time. Sadly
(28:58):
Michael was leaving us. Today is producer Michael's last day. No,
he's not getting fired or anything like that. He is
moving on. I don't want to say specifically what he's doing,
but he has ambitions. He's gonna move on and do
other things. He wants to succeed. He wants to he
wants to go, he wants to go make it big
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out there, and I am gonna miss him. He's always
welcome back here anytime he wants, so say a prayer
if you wouldn't mind for producer Michael as he goes
off on an adventure. And now Chris and I are
we're gonna have to go try to find some kind
of replacement that isn't a total and complete friggin moron.
(29:38):
I'm sure Chris, you know we're gonna get the biggest
idiot in the history of the world. It'll probably be
like ten different producers. Now we'll have to fire this
guy and fire this guy and fire this guy. Just
get used to a conga line of producers coming through here.
They're just gonna be a bunch of dirt balls, I
can tell. I can tell it's gonna be dirt ball
after dirt ball. Drip of the first one will probably
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be an undercover comedy. You watch, you watch. So we're
gonna have to go find somebody anyway, Michael, sayonara, my friend,
and best of luck to you. Go knock them dead.
All right now, I know what you're thinking, shouldn't we
do something nice for Michael? He's leaving us, shouldn't we
do something nice? And I agree we should do something
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That is my gift to you, my friend. Congratulations. Don't
spend it all in one place. And now here's a
headline by go you know this, You know the thing
emails we didn't get to you. Show gun Samurai, what
are your thoughts on this idea? You say America does
not have the stomach for mass deportations, so we llegals
(31:52):
are here to stay. Seeing as how Kamala stole Trump's
no taxes on tips strategy, should Republicans steal the communist
plan and be the ones to grant amnesty to convert
illegals to our side? What say you? His name is
Thomas Thomas I understand what you're saying. I understand the
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strategy behind it. But what have we talked about many
times before about the what is the necessary element for
a nation? What is the necessary element? If enough of
your people have it, you'll be fine. If your nation
lacks it, you don't have a chance. What is it? Patriotism? Patriotism,
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that is the necessary element. It's what we're lacking. It's
part of the reason we're hurting. You're trying to enlist
people who came here for a variety of reasons. I'm
not talking about the legal immigrant who busted his butt
to try to earn American citizenship. I'm not talking about
that at all. You're talking about people who came over
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here for a five hundred dollars visa card and a
free hotel room and a job picking strawberries. You're not
going to enlist that person to your cause. That person
is now and always will be a natural Democrat because
Democrats hate America. That person doesn't care about America. It's
a match made in heaven. You can give them citizenship,
(33:20):
you can give them amnesty all you want. They'll say,
grassias and go vote for Democrats every single time. For
those of you who don't speak Mexican and that means
thank you. Just wanted to give you a heads up
on that, Jesse. As USMC brother, how would you feel
if jd Vance wore his dress blues to the VP
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debate with Governor Walls? That would be sick? What a
power move that would be. Don't shake your head, Chris,
and look, it's probably you know, I'm all about winning
at any cost. It's probably not fair to Walls to
wear the uniform that just has chicks throwing themselves at you.
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Everyone knows Marine Corps dress blues are by far, by
far the best looking of any of the uniforms in
the United States Arms Service. It's almost it's almost not
right to go wear those by some useless sac like
Tim Walls, because honestly, they'd have to. Jd vancewited extra
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security just from the women. Jesse. Why don't Republicans talk
about all the people murdered by Democrats preventing doctors from
treating COVID with ivermectin or hydroxychloroquin. How in the world
could Republicans possibly blast away like they should at Democrats
for the things done during COVID When Republicans were doing
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those things, just like Democrats were during COVID. How many
press conferences did I play you the audio of on
this show of United States Senators. We're all vaccinated here,
Republican senators. Well, I've already got my vaccine. I'm wearing
my mask. It's not as if Republicans were somehow pushing
back on the COVID insanity and COVID tyranny. Republicans were
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oftentimes the co authors of it, and at best, most
of them just flat out went along with it. With
the exception of some like Thomas Massey and Rampaul I
don't know what you're doing in Kentucky, but apparently you're
doing it right. With the exception of some of these guys,
most Republicans were little brain dead lemmings, just like the
Democrats were. Jesse Hey jarhead leg is what he says,
(35:31):
Happy National Airborne Day, this sixteenth of August, praying each
day for our troops. This is my favorite part. He
signs it first Sergeant retired Master rated Parachutist Master rated.
You don't know what that means, Chris. You couldn't figure
that out on your own. This dude has spent his
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career jumping out of airplanes and teaching others how to
jump out of airplanes in the Army. What Chris, Yes,
he's nuts. This is an insane person and the exact
kind of person you would want to go to war
for you. And I love that we have all these
studs who listen to the show. There's all these studs
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like this, Josh. I'm a retired Master sergeant. I eat
my couch every morning. I love this show. I love it.
I think it's so freaking cool that we have all
these beasts who listen to the show. First, Sergeant or no,
I'm sorry, Master Sergeant. Appreciate you very much. And I'm
also very glad I never had to meet you when
I was in the service because I never had to
jump out of a plane, and I never wanted to
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jump out of a plane. What I do want is
you to have a lovely weekend. Go enjoy your family
and your community. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we're gonna
get back to all the other questions here in a
few in case you're just now joining us, we're discussing
cultural pendulums and why in our country it hasn't worked
(00:34):
like a pendulum it only goes left. It's worked like
a ratchet. It'll go far to the left. Anytime there's
a cultural movement to the left, every single democrat, top
to bottom will jump on and yank it left. Anytime
there's any kind of a significant pushback dragging things back
to the right, half the right will be trying to
(00:57):
pull it to the right. The other half what I
like to call the hall monitor right. They will step in. WHOA,
not like that. WHOA, it's too far? WHOA hold on? WHOA? Here,
I wanted to give you a couple examples of what
I was talking about. You remember the Hamas protests on
college campus. They got really really really really really big
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there for a while. They since died off now, but
they got really big. Do you happen to remember that
one campus it's fine if you don't, it's not going
to matter. But they were attacking the American flag. They
were tearing down American flags and putting up Palestine flags
and things like that. And there was a group of
frat bros. This was in North Carolina, I believe, I
(01:41):
remember right. There was a group of frat bros. Just
a bunch of young dudes got together and said, no,
you cannot touch the flag. And they held the flag
up off the ground and no, you stay away. There
was an incident there that when I'm in a paraphrase
of some of it, but for the most part, this
is how it went. One of the communist activists, there
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was this young, huge black woman that I'm bringing up
that's going to come into part for our story here.
So that's why I brought that up. As a young
black woman. She was one of the comedies. She was gigantic,
absolutely gigantic. Okay, So she of course runs right up,
well never mind, she waddles right up to this group
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of dudes, and of course she's screaming at them, flipping
them the bird. There's the standard, you know, the communist
protest garbage. One of the dudes starts making like gorilla
sounds towards this woman. Understandably, some people looked at that
(02:46):
and thought, is that racist? Is that? Is that? Are
you equate? Is it because she's black? Are you calling
her a monkey? And remember there's a lot of racist
examples of that in the country, So that's one of
those things that would create obvious angst and anger and people.
I hope that's not what he's doing. One. I don't
know the kid, and I don't know what he was doing.
I took it as just that she's huge. That's how
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I took it, But who knows. Maybe it did, maybe
he did meet it or in a horrible racist way.
Now I'm not asking you, and would never ask you
to defend an action like that, and I wouldn't either.
But as soon as that video came out, you saw
a person after person after person after person immediately jump
on that kid and said, no, not like this, We
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can't do it like this. That's the wrong way. You
shouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And maybe you're sitting there right now, and I understand
this and saying, yeah, we should speak out against that.
We can't have that happen. I understand what you're saying,
but what I'm saying is, when a movement is pulling
back to the right, everyone who participated participates in it.
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They ain't gonna be saying every action they take isn't
gonna be good. Some actions are gonna be horrible, some
will be great, some will be horrible, some will be despicable,
some will be things you love, some will be things
you really kind of make you feel icky. However, if
you dedicate yourself to hall monitoring the swing back to
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the right, the overall effect of it is it never
goes back to the right. Think of it this way.
Think of it this way. Think of it as a
tug of war. That'll be the best way to put
you know what tug of war is. So all the
communists are on the other side, and they're all pulling left.
All of them are pulling left as hard as they
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possibly can. We have just as many people on our side.
We're pulling back right as hard as we possibly can.
What if you're sitting there and you're on the rope
and you're pulling right, and you notice the guy in
front of you. He has some sort of mechanical device
he smuggled in. He attaches it to the rope. He's
cheating and it's giving him extra pool. You can ignore
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this and try to win, or you can stop step aside.
Look at Marty. Marty's cheating. We can't win this way.
This isn't the right way, and get three or four
more people. I won't be part of this. This is cheating.
That's not who we are. Well, okay, maybe you do
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the right thing there, maybe you didn't, but you're definitely
gonna lose the tug of war. If if you are
dedicated to hall monitoring the right, you're gonna lose the
tug a war. That is why it's not a pendulum.
We have not been able to shake this hall monitor
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syndrome on the right. We simply don't. You know, there
are a lot of people on the right. Actually, I'm
thinking of someone right now. I'm not gonna name them,
but there's this dude i'm thinking of on the right.
He's kind of an independentjournalist type and he viciously attacks
anyone on the left, and oftentimes in kind of gross ways,
(06:11):
in kind of personal ways. Hey, I discovered this guy
cheated on his taxes twelve years ago and I'm exposing
it online. You name the dirt. He will dig it up,
he will expose it. Now, I don't do that. I
don't like that. It's not who I am not getting
involved in that. In fact, this guy, I'll be honest
with you, I think he's awful. I would never have
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a beer with him. He's never going to be on
my team. I'm never going to have him on the show.
It's nothing I would ever promote. Ever, I think this
human being is awful in every way. However, he's pulling
the pendulum to the right. You need people who aren't
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saints to win cultural moved movements. The Communists have always
understood this, very very very well. Why do you think
they're so accommodating to the nutball, violent freak animals who
occupy the Democrat base and show up at these events.
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Why do you think Democrats are so afraid of offending them.
Antifa is a terrorist organization who has murdered multiple people, assaults, vandalism.
Joe Biden was asked in a debate against Donald Trump
about Antifa. Joe Biden practically denied their very existence. Remember
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what he said, Oh, Antifa is just an idea. Now,
if that was the right, that would have been a
perfect opportunity too. Of course, Hall monitor the well, I'm
really not comfortable with this group and these acts of violence,
and I've just got comfortable and i just don't like it,
and that's the who we are. He would never dream
of doing that because he understands if you're a filthy
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communist revolutionary, you need animals like Antifa to hurt people
you want hurt, Murder people you want murdered, intimidate people
you want intimidated. They know icky people are necessary. I've
told you the story before. One of the greatest marines
I ever served with in my life. If I was
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going back to combat tomorrow, which no one's gonna send
old fat Jesse back to combat. But if I was
going back to combat tomorrow and you told me I
had one human being I could take back into combat
with me.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It wouldn't even be a debate who I took. It
would be no there would be no debate at all.
Oh that guy, he's coming with me. He was a
beast in battle. All he wanted to do was kill
the enemy. That's all you wanted to do, not an
ounce of fear, not anything. You put that guy in
war he was in he loved it. He was a
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terrible human being. You couldn't go out with him without
getting arrested, fighting people, disaster he was in almost every
other part of his life. He was a terrible human being.
Oh man, do I thank god every day he was
in my platoon in More. You need people, you need
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people who are icky sometimes, and we've never gotten comfortable
with that on the right. And I am not saying
we need to do the things they do on the left,
with the looting and the murder and the violence and
the illegal things.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'm really not saying that at all. But so many
people on the right have dedicated themselves to policing the
right instead of going after the left or pulling the
right further right, instead of doing any of those things,
they want to make sure everything's on the right way.
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I don't like that. That's uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable. This makes
me uncomfortable. Now we have to do it the right way. Well, okay,
we can't ever pull the culture back right then, that's
how we're gonna do it, all right, all right, that's
enough of that. Someone wants to know, Oracle, do you
think Donald Trump has changed since the attempt on his life.
(10:21):
Let's talk about that before we do. Oh, when someone
wants to know who do I want to sponsor me
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I've got on any mooly sidn't.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Mean, says Jesse Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. What a great song choice, Chris.
It's just getting us all fired up for the weekend. Baby,
That's what Howard Dean thinks about all that. Now, let's
get these ask doctor Jesse questions because there's so many
(12:09):
good ones and I'm running out of time. So, Oracle,
do you think Trump has changed since the attenth on
his life? Yes, Now, I don't know specifically how he's changed,
but I'll tell you something I'm impressed by. I'm seriously
impressed that he's still doing rallies. My mom just went
(12:31):
to one in Montana. He's out there doing rallies all
the time. So picture this. You go to a rally
and you almost get your head blown off, you get
shot in the ear. If you get up at the
next rally, tell me you're not looking around, tell me
(12:51):
you're not nervous, tell me you're not gonna be a
little bit apprehensive about the next bullet coming your way.
And he's still they're doing rallies. But I'm sure it
affected him. I have no doubt about it. You come
within two inches of dying. It affects you in what way,
I don't know, but I'm sure it is. Dear future
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King of All Media, to your devoted listeners, Let's have
some fun. Is more than just to catch phrase. It's
really the heart beat of your show. And while you
and your audience have a blast for three hours, it's
interesting to think about how syndicated radio is still big business. Yeah,
of course it is. So I find it refreshing to
see your sincere and personal support for great sponsors like
(13:35):
Chalk and Preborn, and that a world famous radio host
can practice what he preaches. Pause. That's an insistence on
our part on the show. That is something we have demanded.
If I don't like it, I don't believe in it,
I don't use it, then I don't tell you about it.
And we have been so blessed. I cannot believe how
blessed we are that we get to choose our own
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advertisers and dump them if they anger us or do
something wrong. I'm not gonna name any specifics. I wouldn't
do that. We had an advertiser and I got a
couple of emails from people and they said, hey, this
advertiser did us wrong. Dug into it looked valid. Boom gone,
(14:17):
You're fired. You're gone. I We've had advertisers to just
make me mad for you're fired. There's a line to
get into the show. You don't like it, go pound sand.
We're really really blessed by the show's success and the
ones we have mean so much to us. So yeah,
and i'd like that you I'd like that. You know that,
And yeah, the companies like this, they mean a lot
(14:38):
to me. Anyway, without necessarily naming brand names, are there
any products or services that have prompted you to say, man,
I wish that company would advertise on the show. Perhaps
your favorite Freu Freu body wash, Hey you guys, or
maybe a company that makes gloves for men with small hands?
(14:58):
All right, all right, who do I wish would advertise
for the show. Well, you should know that the red
lobster thing is not a bit. That's not a radio bit.
If you ever run into Jewish producer Chris, you can
ask him. I love Red Lobster. When I was a kid,
we didn't go out to eat a lot, and when
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we did, if that was an option, that was mecca
for me. I wanted to go to Red Lobster. And
I was an adult. I love going to Red Lobster.
I think it's delicious. I enjoy it. It's just I
love Red Lobster. That would be one I would do.
I guess I would have to check into their business
practices a little bit first, but I love Red Lobster.
(15:40):
You know what, here's a brilliant one. I'll tell you
what you want, an embarrassing one, but I'll give it
to you. About to give them a free ad? Right here?
About to give them a free ad? You ready for it?
So someone said something people online. They were saying something
about mouth tape at night. How you tape your mouth? Okay,
you tape your mouth, Chris. This is a thing that
(16:02):
makes let me explain, Chris is very confused. You want
to breathe for health reasons. You really want to breathe
through your nose, in through your nose, out through your mouth.
That's really how your body processes things best. You have
nose hairs and things like that to filter out things. Look,
I'm not trying to be your health coach, but in
general we all know that in general, you want to
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breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth.
That is what's healthiest for you. Okay with me. So
there is now a new thing out there where they'll
people will tape put a piece of tape over their
mouths at night. It's special mouth tape. Please, I'm not
asking you to do this special mouth tape to prevent
you from mouth breathing at night, to make your nose breathe.
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And they will oftentimes do this in conjunction with a
tape strip that you put on your nose, like it
goes over your nostril and it kind of it expands
with not kind of it expands your nostrils. So you
breathe easier at night if you and so you put
on mouth tape, you put that on. Someone said something
about mouth tape, and I was making an inappropriate joke online.
(17:10):
I said, oh, wow, has anyone know if I can
find this on sale? Looking for something nice to get
my wife for the mouth tape because I was doing
like a man when we talk too much. I was
just doing a joke. So this company what a marketing thing.
This company called hostage tape. It's the name of the company. No,
I kid Chris, I kid you not. They exist. Hostage tape.
(17:32):
They apparently got a hold of this and they realized,
you know, I have a show and whatnot, it's not
about this for brilliant marketing. They tracked down my address,
which is kind of creepy, and they sent me mouth
tape and the nose strip tapes. It's this company hostage Tape. Okay,
I haven't used the mouth tape and I really won't.
That's something I'm not gonna do. I'm officially a customer
(17:55):
for the nose things because you know, your allergies can
get bad in these things when you put on at night.
Even if you have a stuff. He knows, it's like
oxygen is piped into your brain. It's amazing. How about
that for a free ad? You're welcome, hostage Tape. How
do you have a promo code? Hey, hostage Tape, send
me another free batch. You're welcome. But it's true, that's one.
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This stuff's amazing now what we're saying, Chris, Yes, it
helps with storing. Yes, yeah, I know people, dudes wake
themselves up. I've done it before too. If I don't
put it on the white I'm now forty three after
wear hostage taped to bed. The wife will sat where's
your nose tape thing? It's that great? There you go?
How about that? All right? We have more hang on.
(18:39):
I've got on animoies. I don't mean yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
He Kelly.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. We are gonna
miss Hunter Byen, aren't we, Chris. That is a good point.
That song goes out to Hunter. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Remember if you miss any part of the show, you
can download on an eye are at Spotify iTunes. All right,
I'm gonna hit this one thing from today before I
get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions. So Democrats
came out today and this is a headline from Politico
why dem lawmakers are giving a Harris on policy proposals.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And what they essentially are saying. If you dig into
the article, I'm not going to do it. They're saying
to themselves, well, we'll figure out the policy after we
win the election. I'm going to remind you of this.
Always keep in mind. The communists will demand you define things.
(19:42):
You have to be specific. He will demand it. He
will probe you, asking questions even though he doesn't care
about your answer. Why. It slows you down, it keeps
you distracted. He will demand you define everything he himself
he'll define. He'll define nothing, absolutely nothing. Everything is vague,
(20:06):
everything is meaningless, everything is remember Obama, hope and change.
What's what's dome running on now? Joy? There's even a
bunch of articles out today, the Joy campaign. We're running
on Joy member MOUs cultural revolution. Millions of young Chinese
people murdering, raping, pillaging China, killing political leaders, killing teachers,
(20:28):
digging up graves, doing it in the name of what
Well Mauth told them they needed to get rid of
the four Olds. What were the four olds? It's the
four Olds campaign. It's a real thing. Go look it up.
What were they? Old habits, old ideas, old customs and
old culture. Okay, what does that mean? What's an old habit?
(20:55):
What's what's old customs? Old culture? It's very vague. Yeah,
that's the point. It means whatever Mau wants it to
mean at any given moment. So if he wants to
define you as being an old habit, an old idea.
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Look at this guy. Look at Chris. He's promoting old customs. Well,
I can sick the dogs on Chris promoting old customs,
which I guess in Chris's case is true. But look
at that. He will demand you define everything, to slow
you down, to bog you down, to distract you. He
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himself will define nothing. And Democrats, obviously because they're all
communists now, they run with this masterfully. It's all emotion,
it's all hope, it's all change. Is that there's nothing specific,
there's nothing tangible at all. It's a bunch of this.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
They were trying to find out from the attendees what
Kamala hair greatest accomplishment has been a VP.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I mean, honestly, I'm not too into politics. I'm just
here for the vibe. Becoming the first female vice president.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Just becoming the VP is the best accomplishment.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Absolutely being a good person. Yeah, I mean, she's she's
just listen to this, listen to this, gobygook. What does
that even mean? Being a good person? What?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I don't know. She's really good for.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Women, Harris, is she's she's good for women? What does
that mean good? Well, it's not defined there with the energy,
she has a lot of enthusiasm, so it's important to
get enthusiasm.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
What is Kamala's like top accomplishment.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You think, like I say thing right now?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Second, her top like contributions to policy or policy? As VP,
I wasn't in on the policy making decisions with President Biden,
so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Her favorite policies. Oh my gosh. See, I wish they
would tell us more about that, because I honestly.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Don't know at a rally, doesn't even know.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh, I know she's done some good work with immigration,
even though they say opposite.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
What do they say? Well, what is it?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
She's the borders are all that all these immigrants are
coming over.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Now you know why they run on vague things like hope,
change joy, because, as I pointed out in the very
beginning of the show, they understand there are enough dumb
down cult members that it might be enough to win
an election. All right, back to the emails Jesse, because
of all the anti Jewish hate, don't you think the Jewish?
(23:54):
The Jewish? Well that's what he called. So what he
called you people, Chris, the Jewish? Don't you think the
Jewish will not votvote the left will not vote for
the left. I've said this, let me just reinforce this again.
Everyone's different. Individuals are different with different motivations, and we
like to try to put people in this specific category
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based on certain things, the country you're from, the color
of your skin, your religion, and so people will say, well,
white people do this, or black people do that, Christians
do this, and Republicans do that. Jews do this. Jews
are not some hive mind, singular voting block. There are
Jews Jewish people all over the spectrum in this country,
(24:41):
far far to the right, far far to the left,
in the middle, Orthodox Jews, Jews who are more just
traditional but not practicing Jews, Jews who are on fire
for Israel. Maybe they even put Israel above America. Jews
who just have inaffinity for Jews who don't care about
(25:01):
Israel at all. Israel never crosses their mind. The whole
place could burn and fall into the sea. There's not
one Jew, you know, there's not one Jewish mind on
how they're going to vote. Are some Jewish people in
America going to vote against Democrats because of things they've seen?
The obvious anti Jewish sentiment running through the Democrat Party.
(25:23):
Of course there will be some will there be some
who don't care about that at all, and frankly don't
care about Jews. There'll be some of those two. There's
not everything's a percentage gain. There's not an all encompassing
thing like boom that's gonna happen. Now. Black people are
voting Republican. Well, black people aren't one gigantic hive mind
(25:44):
voting block either. They have different motivations, they're different people.
Dear Oracle and menu Whisper, my brother and I, Matteo
and Lucas. We want to know what the menu Whisper's
favorite food was when you were a young child. Anti
communist like we are. We're trying to give our parents
some new ideas to cook for us. We can only
eat schnitzel and happy meals so often, Thank you, Uncle Oracle.
(26:09):
All right, we got to give we got to give
these little anti communists some help. So all right, boys,
you ready buckle up. You know what Mom used to
make me when I was a kid, A rare don't
shake your head, Chris, A rare delicacy. And actually I
made myself one the other day. My wife was mortified.
(26:29):
But let me tell you what, kids, delicious, simple and delicious.
You ready for this? A bacon sandwich. Don't worry. You
don't need lettuce and tomato. That's disgusting. Don't you dare
eat any vegetables. You simply make some bacon. Well, obviously,
have your parents make some bacon. I don't want you
messing with bacon and bacon, grease. Have your parents make
(26:49):
some bacon, Mayo both sides of the bread. Shut up
about the mayonnaise, Chris, mayo on two sides of the bread,
and you don't need anything else. Throw the bacon on there.
Mayod bread, A delicious bacon sandwich. I know it's simple.
I know it's white trash. I'm white trash. You young
(27:10):
men probably are not, but I am. It hits every
single time. What Chris? Okay, okay, I actually can't kill
you for that. Chris said, replace the Mayod bread with
garlic bread, no mayonnaise. Well, you know, don't try to
(27:30):
appeal to the things you know. I love, Chris. You
can't bring up garlic bread. I know I said it's
better than bacon. Don't use my words against me anyway.
I just had an idea you could use garlic bread
and use that for your bacon sandwich. So young men,
there you go, bacon sandwiches just like Uncle Jesse used
(27:52):
to get from his mom. She would make it for
me when I was sick and I got to stay home,
and she'd let me watch the Dukes of Hazard and
Mary Tyler Moore, and she'd let me watch little war documentaries.
And I'd get this little tray and I could sit
in front of the TV. So I wasn't allowed to
watch TV often, and I could watch the Dukes of
Hazard and eat my bacon sandwich with a She'd put
a couple little Dorido's on my tray too, and it
(28:13):
was delicious. I love you, Mom, Thank you. We have
one more segment. I'll get to as many emails as
I can. Hang on fighting for your freedom every day.
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on at Friday, final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
(28:34):
on on asked doctor Jesse Friday, and I still have
a bunch I did not get to. I'm gonna get
to as many as I can in a moment. Remember
you can still email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
I need to do something before we get to the emails.
I didn't get to. You know, we've had Jewish producer
Chris and producer Michael here for a long time. Sadly
(28:58):
Michael was leaving us. Today is producer Michael's last day. No,
he's not getting fired or anything like that. He is
moving on. I don't want to say specifically what he's doing,
but he has ambitions. He's gonna move on and do
other things. He wants to succeed. He wants to he
wants to go, he wants to go make it big
(29:18):
out there, and I am gonna miss him. He's always
welcome back here anytime he wants, so say a prayer
if you wouldn't mind for producer Michael as he goes
off on an adventure. And now Chris and I are
we're gonna have to go try to find some kind
of replacement that isn't a total and complete friggin moron.
(29:38):
I'm sure Chris, you know we're gonna get the biggest
idiot in the history of the world. It'll probably be
like ten different producers. Now we'll have to fire this
guy and fire this guy and fire this guy. Just
get used to a conga line of producers coming through here.
They're just gonna be a bunch of dirt balls, I
can tell. I can tell it's gonna be dirt ball
after dirt ball. Drip of the first one will probably
(30:01):
be an undercover comedy. You watch, you watch. So we're
gonna have to go find somebody anyway, Michael, sayonara, my friend,
and best of luck to you. Go knock them dead.
All right now, I know what you're thinking, shouldn't we
do something nice for Michael? He's leaving us, shouldn't we
do something nice? And I agree we should do something
(30:24):
nice for Michael. So here it is. There is a
huge MyPillow a sale right now, Michael, for nineteen ninety eight.
You can purchase a queen size premium My Pillow to
take to your next life, in your next career. And
that's the kind of gift I think you should give
(30:45):
for yourself. I'm not, obviously not gonna buy it for you,
but somebody should also a mattress topper. They have mattress
toppers for as low as sixty nine ninety eight. Right now,
Michael finds someone who cares enough about you to purchase
a mattress topper for you. That is my gift to you,
letting you know that if you go to my pillow
(31:07):
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we have a phone in there. It's your last day.
You'll be able to make free long distance calls eight
hundred to eight four five zero five four four Michael,
just tell him your former employer, Jesse told you to call.
(31:30):
That is my gift to you, my friend. Congratulations. Don't
spend it all in one place. And now here's a
headline by go you know this, You know the thing
emails we didn't get to you. Show gun Samurai, what
are your thoughts on this idea? You say America does
not have the stomach for mass deportations, so we llegals
(31:52):
are here to stay. Seeing as how Kamala stole Trump's
no taxes on tips strategy, should Republicans steal the communist
plan and be the ones to grant amnesty to convert
illegals to our side? What say you? His name is
Thomas Thomas I understand what you're saying. I understand the
(32:12):
strategy behind it. But what have we talked about many
times before about the what is the necessary element for
a nation? What is the necessary element? If enough of
your people have it, you'll be fine. If your nation
lacks it, you don't have a chance. What is it? Patriotism? Patriotism,
(32:34):
that is the necessary element. It's what we're lacking. It's
part of the reason we're hurting. You're trying to enlist
people who came here for a variety of reasons. I'm
not talking about the legal immigrant who busted his butt
to try to earn American citizenship. I'm not talking about
that at all. You're talking about people who came over
(32:55):
here for a five hundred dollars visa card and a
free hotel room and a job picking strawberries. You're not
going to enlist that person to your cause. That person
is now and always will be a natural Democrat because
Democrats hate America. That person doesn't care about America. It's
a match made in heaven. You can give them citizenship,
(33:20):
you can give them amnesty all you want. They'll say,
grassias and go vote for Democrats every single time. For
those of you who don't speak Mexican and that means
thank you. Just wanted to give you a heads up
on that, Jesse. As USMC brother, how would you feel
if jd Vance wore his dress blues to the VP
(33:40):
debate with Governor Walls? That would be sick? What a
power move that would be. Don't shake your head, Chris,
and look, it's probably you know, I'm all about winning
at any cost. It's probably not fair to Walls to
wear the uniform that just has chicks throwing themselves at you.
(34:01):
Everyone knows Marine Corps dress blues are by far, by
far the best looking of any of the uniforms in
the United States Arms Service. It's almost it's almost not
right to go wear those by some useless sac like
Tim Walls, because honestly, they'd have to. Jd vancewited extra
(34:22):
security just from the women. Jesse. Why don't Republicans talk
about all the people murdered by Democrats preventing doctors from
treating COVID with ivermectin or hydroxychloroquin. How in the world
could Republicans possibly blast away like they should at Democrats
for the things done during COVID When Republicans were doing
(34:43):
those things, just like Democrats were during COVID. How many
press conferences did I play you the audio of on
this show of United States Senators. We're all vaccinated here,
Republican senators. Well, I've already got my vaccine. I'm wearing
my mask. It's not as if Republicans were somehow pushing
back on the COVID insanity and COVID tyranny. Republicans were
(35:07):
oftentimes the co authors of it, and at best, most
of them just flat out went along with it. With
the exception of some like Thomas Massey and Rampaul I
don't know what you're doing in Kentucky, but apparently you're
doing it right. With the exception of some of these guys,
most Republicans were little brain dead lemmings, just like the
Democrats were. Jesse Hey jarhead leg is what he says,
(35:31):
Happy National Airborne Day, this sixteenth of August, praying each
day for our troops. This is my favorite part. He
signs it first Sergeant retired Master rated Parachutist Master rated.
You don't know what that means, Chris. You couldn't figure
that out on your own. This dude has spent his
(35:52):
career jumping out of airplanes and teaching others how to
jump out of airplanes in the Army. What Chris, Yes,
he's nuts. This is an insane person and the exact
kind of person you would want to go to war
for you. And I love that we have all these
studs who listen to the show. There's all these studs
(36:13):
like this, Josh. I'm a retired Master sergeant. I eat
my couch every morning. I love this show. I love it.
I think it's so freaking cool that we have all
these beasts who listen to the show. First, Sergeant or no,
I'm sorry, Master Sergeant. Appreciate you very much. And I'm
also very glad I never had to meet you when
I was in the service because I never had to
jump out of a plane, and I never wanted to
(36:33):
jump out of a plane. What I do want is
you to have a lovely weekend. Go enjoy your family
and your community. That's all
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