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July 16, 2024 38 mins

The primary is over, Trump needs to be talking to normie Norm to build his presidential coalition. More and more things aren’t adding up when it comes to the assassination attempt of Trump. Another plot to kill Donal Trump

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show. I will get to some emails and
stuff this hour. We have yet another statue of an
American legend coming down.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Why does this happen?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Apparently they keep running into violent people here at the RNC.
They just snatch some dude up with an ak and
a ski mask. So things are going to be spicy
all week apparently here. But let's just finish up our
thoughts on this tase you're just now joining us. Guy
wrote an email and he said the Left will turn
things into shameful things to say, but people don't change

(00:53):
their minds about them necessarily, they'll just stop talking about it. Well,
I want to explain it this way. You know, you
know my wife, Aubrey. You know she's the healthy one.
She's the health freak, the national gymnasty, and she's one
of those types. Me not as much, especially when it

(01:14):
comes to my food. I prefer to eat things that
aren't disgusting like she does. And so we had you
remember this, you people who listened to the show a
long time. We have these a peanut butter war, a
mini peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
War in the house. I just want to I just
want to jarge with peanut butter. That's all.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm gonna walk around the house, probably with the jar
in my hands, eating it with a spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I just do.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I just walk around eating it with a spoon. I'll
put it on a banana, I'll put it on toast.
I'll make a little peeb and Jay sandwich with a
little raspberry spread on there.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'll go. I'm just mister peanut butter. You can call
me mister nutter butter. I take that back. Don't ever
call me that. I didn't think that.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Through, but you understand exactly what I'm saying. I am
a peanut butter freak. And she did another one of
those there's too many preservatives type thing, and so she
buys some weird organic who knows what it was. It
was disgusting, is what it was. Peanut butter. So it

(02:14):
was awful. I hated it, boys hated it. We all
hated it. Now, before this war came, that's the part
we haven't talked about yet, And it'll come back to
the cultural thing.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Stay with me.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Before that came, what happened was every time I would
grab the peanut butter. She would say, the boys are
grabbed the peanut butter. Hey, we need to switch. I
just want to let you know she's gonna switch. Or
I'm gonna switch. We're gonna stop buying gif I'm gonna stop,
We're gonna switch. I'm telling you right now, we're gonna switch.
You would over and over and over and over and

(02:47):
over again. Why did I eventually relent shortly and allow
the organic, whatever, super healthy peanut.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Butter to get there?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Why did I do that? Because it would quiet things?
Now I just want to go get a freaking spoon,
and I just want to get a big old glove
of peanut butter. And Fred will follow me around the
house because he knows he's gonna get to clean it off.
And by the time I'm done, I just want to
do this in relative peace. You know what, Just get
the other peanut butter. I'm sure it won't be that fine. People, historically,

(03:20):
no matter what, whether it's about peanut butter or whether
it's about a nation, people will accept things they do
not agree with to avoid getting yelled at, to avoid
making things uncomfortable, to avoid getting things heated. Look speaking
of marriage. Let's tell you this right now. And I'm
certainly not in any kind of a marriage expert obviously,

(03:43):
as you know. But one of the biggest mistakes young
couples make is they try to avoid fighting. For me,
I alway telling him. It's a mistake. Whenever you get
with a young couple and they'll say, we never fight.
We're just so in love, we never fight. Why don't
you fight? Why why wouldn't you fight? You're two different people.

(04:03):
You obviously are gonna have disagreements about some things. Now
you don't want to if you want to keep it
within reason, but you never argue. If you never argue,
then somebody is shutting their mouth when they should be
speaking up. That is a fact. But that is not
human nature. Human nature is to seek out calm, quiet peace.

(04:29):
And the Communists have used that in our society against
us relentlessly. And it it has in either large ways
or small ways. If you're being honest with yourself, somehow,
some way it has shaped something you have said or
something you didn't say.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh I didn't I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Say that that way that that person might find it defensive.
Oh I don't want to say this Yeah, they've been.
There have been a lot of yelling about that. I'm
not sure if if you shouldn't say that. That is
why they do it, and that's why they create these huge,
just thunderstorms of rage at the drop of a hat,
because they understand there is power in that if you

(05:13):
lack shame, if you don't seek calm, and you don't
seek peace, and instead you seek destruction and domination like
the communist does.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
If you don't seek calm and peace, there's huge power
there over people who seek it. That's a fact.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
They can use your values against you and that way
as well.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Well.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I just don't I want everyone to I want everyone
to think I'm nice. I don't want any mean comments
on Facebook. They use that stuff a lot. All Right,
I've got to play this one.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Looks like toning down the rhetoric lasted a long time.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
When you say there's nothing wrong with going to the capitol,
breaking in, threatening people a couple of cops, time tang,
putting up a noose of gallows for the vice the
former vice president, and so somehow you and then you

(06:11):
say you're going to forgive people for that, You're going
to pardon them, that that was just a normal response.
That is not I have my entire career voted against
the railed against that moved against the idea of violence
is never appropriate, never never, never, never, never involved.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, and here's how you responded when asked about the debate.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Your last TV interview.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
You were asked if you had watched the debate, and
your answer was, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
No.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Have you since seen it?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
I've seen pieces of it, I've not watching the whole debate.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
And the reason I asked, because I guess the question is,
are you all on the same page? Are you seeing
what they saw? Which was moments of Frankly that appeared
to be you appeared to be confused.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Lester, Look, why don't you guys ever talk about the
eighteen twenty eight lies he told?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
And then there's this, what happens if you have another
episode like we saw during the debate?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:14):
What happens if you have another performance on that part?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
On that level, I don't plan to have a love
for us on that What happens if what happens if
you do that again?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
What I don't? Thanks jo, I appreciate it, Dear Jesse.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
While at the convention you'd brought up, how I can
access these Medal of Honor citations on my own on
the internet. I am sure I'm not the only one interested.
Where do we get go on the internet to find these? Uh,
there's a few different places. I know, the Congressional Medal
of Honor Society. I know that that's one of them.
But there are several websites, but I know that's one

(07:55):
of them. If you just do an Internet search for
Congressional Medal of Honors Societ, if you're interested in those
Medal of Honor citations that are all listed there, separated
out by conflict, separated out by a branch of service,
it is a fascinating read.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm warning you right now though.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's like going in to a website with an endless
volume of interesting short stories. It becomes an addiction when
you log into it and you start logging in and
you're reading this story for army from this conflict and
marines from this conflict, and you realize how many heroes

(08:34):
they are there are out there, and you can't stop
once you start, you can't stop. On warning you, Hey, Jesse,
regardless of your feelings about unity, what are your thoughts
about President Trump rewriting his convention speech to address unity.
His name is Chuck. Okay, let's talk about that, because

(08:56):
you know, I reject the notion of unity. As long
as it's a notion without a concrete plan, it means nothing.
It's a bumper sticker, it means absolutely nothing. It's a
child's blanky that makes you feel better, it means absolutely nothing.
So what do I think about Trump rewriting his speech?
Let's talk about that in a very frank way. Before
I talk about that, let's talk about how are you.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Planning on eating if the power goes out?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Do you think do you think the open border for
the last three and a half years, do you think
some bad people came across that border? And do you
think any of those people have a concrete plan in
place already to go after our power grid? Let me
clue you in they do. This is something we know
from intelligence. Now the enemy knows we are vulnerable there. Well,

(09:43):
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Speaker 1 (10:22):
We'll be back. I've got on animoisidn't mean, says Jesse Kelly.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. Gosh, it's tough to interrupt Johnny rivers. Nevertheless,
I will because we have to have a discussion about
this before we get to Iran trying to kill President Trump,
before we get to FATS question was you know I've

(10:48):
been going off about the unity and peace thing.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Again.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Unity and peace are fine, but those words themselves mean nothing,
absolutely nothing unless there's an actual concrete plan to get there.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh, we need to unify. What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's a child's blanky that makes you feel better when
the wind's blowing it doesn't actually accomplish anything at all,
So stop saying those things to me. But he peace, Okay,
how what's the plan for that? Who's going to lay
down their swords? What does that mean? All right, That's
what I've been saying. And she said, hey, Jesse, regarding

(11:25):
your feelings about unity, what are your thoughts about President
Trump rewriting his convention speech to address unity? It's actually
it's not a she. It's from a guy named Chuck.
What a great name.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Chuck.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
All right, let me talk to you about something. We
are at the Republican Convention. It doesn't matter. I'm not
talking about physically. I'm talking about timeline wise. It's July sixteenth,
it's the Republican Convention. Trump is going to officially be
the nominee in a couple of days. I think it's

(11:56):
what is a Thursday? I believe it is they making
the nominee.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Chris? Is that right? What am I asking you for?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Chris never knows anything, but I think it's Thursday when
he officially becomes a nominee. So this period of time
can be very difficult and probably will be difficult for.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Someone like you and someone like me. So one of
my talking about someone like you or someone like me.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
You are the hardcore politically involved person. You know the issues,
you know what you want. You're probably pretty far to
the right. I know, we have a bunch of kind
of middle of the road people who listen, and I
realize we have a bunch of dirty comedist who hate listen.
But for the most part, you're probably someone far.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
To the right. So allow me to just give it
to you. The Trump portion of the campaign that was
aimed at you is over. It's absolutely over.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
This is now general election presidential politics.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
The things Trump is going to and say, even positions
he may take publicly, I don't know whether he believes
them or thinks them. At this point in time, Trump
is going to say and do many many things in
order to coalition build to ensure he wins the White

(13:19):
House in November.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
And I'm not complaining about that.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
And I'm also not celebrating that that's the way politics works.
Every time during the primary, I know, I hit the
microphone again, shut up, Chris. During the primary process, that's
when they try to talk to you, that's when they
try to convince you. Now I'm the one furthest to
the right. I'm the one who actually secure the border.
I'm now that we have a nominee that's over. That

(13:48):
is over, and this is why I implore everyone to
get involved in local elections. In primaries, that is the
time to hash out exactly what you want your GOP
rep or senator or one running for president. The primary
is the time to make that decision. Now when we
get here, the portion of the election that was meant

(14:11):
for you is over. Because a campaign, any presidential campaign,
this is not unique to Trump's. Any Republican nominee at
this point in time will automatically bank on your vote
and should bank on your vote. Does that mean every
single one of you who's going to vote? No, I
know there are a bunch of people who plan on

(14:31):
voting RFK. There are a bunch of people who plan
on not voting for Trump. They're mad about this at
the VACS or something like. I understand I'm not talking
about that. But for the most part, a Republican nominee
should be focusing every minute of every day on the
people he doesn't have yet, and that means ignoring you,

(14:56):
ignoring me. I've said this before, and it's wild how
differently people hear what I'm about to say. Some people
took this as some hardcore defense of Trump. Of course,
the Trump worshippers took it as some install of Trump,
when it's neither of the two. What Trump says between

(15:18):
now and November doesn't really matter to me at all anymore.
All that matters now. The only thing that matters is
if Trump wins, what does he do? If Trump wins,
what does he do? And I don't have the answer

(15:41):
to that, and you don't have the answer to that.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I don't know. If he does pull.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
This off in November and it looks good, I don't
know what his plans are for governing. Is this going
to be the four years where there is some swamp drainage?
Is he going in there as if he's the sword
of God to clean out this deep state corruption, to
go after all these people who've done us wrong, who've

(16:08):
done him wrong?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Is that his plan? That might be his plan, And
if it is, sign me up for it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I know that he can't run a general election talking
about that, so I don't expect him to I expect
him to do that if he's elected and it looks
on the bad side. If he's elected, it is his
plan to just kind of moderate and do a buy
the book down the middle presidency, trying to soothe over

(16:35):
some hard feelings with the media and be known as
the guy who did it kind of normal at the end.
I don't know. You don't know, so don't pretend like
you do. We don't know, None of us know. The
proof will be in the pudding, as the saying goes,
we'll know when the time comes. I don't know what
we're gonna get, but I know that the campaign between

(16:58):
now and then it's not meant for you.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's not meant for me, and it shouldn't be. It
shouldn't be.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
This is going to be a campaign that's probably going
to nauseate you, like most general election campaigns do. Because
the campaign is for nauseating people.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
You know who these people are. We call them norm
or norma.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
This is a campaign that will be so dumb down
and basic. You're just going to see ad after ad
after ad about immigration, inflation, public safety. Almost every ad
you see it's probably going to fall somewhere in that theme.
Get used to it. The election for you is over

(17:46):
all right, all right? We'll talk about this Iranian plot
to take out Trump. Before we talk about that, let's
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Speaker 1 (18:55):
Now, let's talk about this headline.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I've seen a bunch of this todays Detected Iranian plot
to kill Trump separate from last week shooting. Oh, let's
have a chat about Iran Trump and lies.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Hang on fighting for your freedom every day The Jesse
Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show, live from the Republican
National Convention here in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I feel like such
a journalist when I say it like that, Chris, you
do you look at me differently now than you did before?
That is true. I don't have the SoundBite. Well, you
didn't send me with my soundboard. I have this little
stupid soundboard that doesn't have my fart sound or the

(19:45):
wire you gay SoundBite or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
So I'm basically naked here.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I'm doing a show with no help, which, granted, that's
how I normally have to do it because Chris is
the only one there who's supposed to be helping. Anyway,
if you'd like to email the show, you can Jess
see at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Now, okay, you know
this whole assassination attempt.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
We've talked about it at length.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
There's a lot of things about it that smell and
don't add up. If you missed it last night. Last
night we had Clay Martin on at the very beginning
of the show. He's that former Green Beret sniper type
and I kept him on for twenty thirty minutes last
night to break some things down, help me understand things,
help you understand things.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Why was this not done? Why was that not done?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
And you know know, you know, Clay had some very
direct things to say about the response and lack of response.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
You know what I've said about it.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I don't have any idea what to believe, and I
probably never will because we don't have anyone we can trust.
Are we dealing with some twenty year old nutjob lost
his mind decided he was going to kill Donald Trump
all on his own?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Oh yeah, that might be absolutely what we have.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Are we dealing with something bigger, something more evil, an organization,
government or otherwise using a patsy to take out a
powerful person, as they've done many many times before in
the past.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Is that what we're dealing with. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I can't dismiss anything, and if you say you can,
I say that you're wrong, You're naive. There's nothing that
can be dismissed. It may be the most obvious, benign
explanation in the world. It may be some huge palace
coupe put on by the CIA or something. I don't know,
Like we're never going to know because we can't trust anything.

(21:40):
But here's something I definitely know. The things that don't
add up. The more we get information, they keep not
adding up, Meaning the further we get away from it,
the more video we get, the more odd we get,

(22:00):
the more i wenous testimony we get, the more official
reports we get from this police department, this sheriff's department,
this group, that group, this group that group. It's it's
not getting any clearer. In fact, it looks worse and
worse and worse. And then today I saw this doozy

(22:23):
headline after headline after headline alluding to the fact that
US intelligence agencies we're tracking a potential assassination attempt of
Trump by Iran. Okay, so let's deal with that. On
its face. Is that unbelievable, Not at all. In fact,

(22:45):
it's something that's very very believable. Remember, Trump is the
one who approved the taking out of Cassam Solimani, their general.
Iran has had a huge acts to grind with Trump
ever since then, and they've said so very very publicly.
This is someone they do want dead, Okay, so it's plausible.
We also know that we have a wide open border,

(23:08):
so if they wanted to bring assassins into this country,
they would have had no trouble doing so. That happens
when you elect communists who open up the border of
your country. So that's bad, all right, It's again believable.
We also know this the intelligence network of Iran. It
is a big boy intelligence network, very sophisticated. We as Americans,

(23:33):
I'm as guilty this as anyone else. Especially when we
think about Middle Eastern countries, Islamic countries, we tend to
think about them as more backwards.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Than they really are.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Iran is a country that has a major intelligence network.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
They have a major military as well. Iran is not.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Some tiny, little mud hut country. So is it believable
that Iran was taking out Trump, that they are planning
on taking out Trump?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Because who knows that plan may still be in place.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh, of course, it's something that's possible, c more than possible.
But I find the timing of it to be very
very interesting. You see, Donald Trump almost loses his life
if he doesn't turn his head. He does lose his
life right before the convention where he was going to

(24:27):
accept the nomination. Also at a time when Joe Biden's
cognitive decline is headline news everywhere. Are they going to
replace him? Are they going to not replace him? Let
me ask you, how many times over the last forty
eight hours have you read a major or watched a
major news story about the effort to replace Joe Biden.

(24:48):
Haven't seen many of those?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
It's kind of fallen out of the news, despite the
fact the guy still can't talk and apparently doesn't know
who a Secret Service director is.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Is it acceptably you have still not heard or at
least publicly from the.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Secret Service director? Well, I've heard, Sean.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
What have you heard from her publicly?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Public craft sat down in a situation room downstairs?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Secret servis Oh, I've heard from him, except it's a her,
and it's a her that he himself appointed. Okay, So
the timing of this, let's do a little revisionist history.
They take out Donald Trump before the convention at a
time when Joe Bind's poll numbers are in free fall
and everyone's calling for his head. Okay, and now the

(25:36):
attempt fails. Now you have to deal with the fallout
of that. The assassination attempt fails, of course, the shooter,
the lone gunman, he's dead, as they always turn out
to be somehow, someway. They always end up dying really
shortly afterwards, whether they run into Jack Ruby at a
parking garage, whether it's a sniper bullet to the dome. Now,

(26:00):
these lone gunmen always get killed so quickly. But anyway, Now,
at a time when the Secret Service and the failures
to protect Trump are headline news, now we're being told
that it was the Iranians. I'm sorry, that just seems

(26:22):
a little too neat and convenient for this man. Keep
in mind, the same people telling you it was the
Iranians who tried to take out Trump. Those are the
same people that told you COVID came from a bowl
of bat soup and wuhan. These are the exact same
people who told you the mask the vaccine would slow

(26:43):
the spread. These are the people who told you Trump
colluded with Russia. George Floyd was a saint who didn't
die of a drug overnose.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
All the same people who've told.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
You these things are now telling you it was the Iranians. Sorry,
I don't believe any thing you people.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Say at all. And then we have Joyanne Read.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
And a fear that what's going to happen now is
that the Republican Party will do what they do, but
the media will acquiesce to trying to convince people that
the things they've been experiencing for the last you know,
five six years didn't happen that the greatest purveyor and

(27:27):
promoter of political violence really, you know, since anyone can remember,
since George Wallace. I think you know that we just
haven't experienced kind of open, you know, sort of citing
or sort of incitement of violence, or sort of luxuriating
in the idea of by It's just not something we're
used to anymore in American politics. And then we had

(27:48):
to get used to that being a thing. And people
are concerned and expressing concern that we won't be the
guardians of memory and that we will allow dons.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I get the guardians of memory the way these people
see themselves.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, I just find the whole thing interesting.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Headline Trump rally shooting upends Democrats Biden crisis. Now everyone's
focused on something else that was very oddly timed.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Wouldn't you agree? Extremely oddly timed anyway.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Jesse, I have this nagging question about the whole thing,
as do I. The Secret Service leaves this roof uncovered.
How does this twenty year old kid know just where
to go, just how to get up on this roof?
Don't you find it a bit strange? His name is
Roy Oh. I find it extremely strange. I find these

(28:47):
latest reports we have more than strange. We're getting reports
about the kid being in there with a range finder beforehand,
and the cops saw him in there with the range finder.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Why would he know to go to that roof? Did
he carry a ladder to that roof?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Or I don't know what would be worse if he
carried it to the roof, or if there was one
already there. Look, we're never going to know the answers
to these questions. And I don't want to promote conspiracy
theories because I don't know. You'll never know.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I find a lot of this strange, and I don't
believe any of these people. And I also don't believe
you're still walking around with that daily pain that you experience,
that pain you wake up every single morning, you're grabbing
your neck ah, maybe this is a day and it's
not gone, is it. It affects your sleep, doesn't it.
It affects your mood. Daily pain sucks the life out

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(30:30):
a little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on social at
Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final
segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. But don't worry, we
will return tomorrow. You should send me an email. We're
still getting these as you can tell. I don't know
how he's doing it.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Somehow.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Jewish producer Chris is getting the emails and physical form
over to me so I can read them. Email us
Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. All right, all right,
and I'll I was thinking about this. I don't think
that space travel is as cool as astronauts make it
out to be.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
And I have be clear.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I understand why they do it, because it's this really
impressive thing to be an astronaut. And all those guys
they're normally pilots and fighter pilots, and they're really especially
the beginning, they're such impressive people. So it's not that
I'm dogging on being an astronaut. I think that's really impressive.
But I feel like when you're an astronaut, you have

(31:33):
to come back and say how cool it was, and
say how great.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
It was, Oh my gosh, it's the best. Really? Which part?
Which part? You're telling me?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
You're telling me that suit doesn't get you a little claustrophobic,
telling me that, I call bull crap. You're telling me
you enjoy going pee on yourself. You know they have
to wear diapers or something in there, right, that's how
they have to do that. Don't tell me you're enjoying that.
You tell me you sleep well in space. You know,

(32:05):
those beds suck. You know the food sucks. I think
they've been over selling it to everybody for a long
long time. And if you're a kid out there who
dreams of being an astronaut, I think you need to
set those dreams aside, because I'm telling you right now
it's gonna suck. What Chris, what is zero G What
are you talking about? Is this about money again, Chris?

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
No gravity? Okay, okay, no gravity. You know what.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
That'd be fine for five minutes. It'd be fine for
five minutes, and then it would get so unbelievably old.
I don't have to chase down my orange juice, okay,
I just want to be able to pour it down
my throat. Anyway, let's talk about some more important things. Sorry,
Chris got me distracted. Jesse, I spent over twenty years
in the United States Secret Service, full time detail for

(32:54):
four years, saddened by what has happened in my agency.
I actually got a few of these from former Secret
Service guys. This is this is a period of time.
It's it's everyone's facing challenges. I don't want to act
like there's only one generation that's having it worse than
the others. The younger generation they have they've got unique challenges,
and older generations have unique challenges.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
But this is a period.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Of time when I feel genuinely bad.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
For about my dad's generation.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I would say, if you're if you're fifty to eighty,
fifty to ninety, I feel the worst for you. Why
because these revered, formerly wonderful institutions, maybe institutions that you
used to.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Belong to, they've turned rotten.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
And what happens is not only are you upset because
you used to be part of it and whatnot, but
that became understandably part of your life and part of
your life's resume. Like this guy here, he said he
was twenty years Secret Service. I'm sure he's not a braggart,
But if he finds himself having a conversation with people, who.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Are you, where you're from, you married, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I have no doubt at some point in time it
comes up that he spent twenty years in the United
States Secret Service? Why wouldn't it come up? Isn't that
freaking cool? That's one of those short list things on
your life's resume that you will bring up to people
when you're in conversation with yourself.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
So how do you handle it? How do you deal
with it? If the United States Secret Service goes bad?
We've talked about this.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Maybe you go through this, Maybe you went to one
of these prestigious universities. Would is use Harvard? But there
are how many examples? Sadly there are a lot of examples,
But how many examples could we use? If you went
to Harvard. Let's say you graduated from Harvard in the
eighties or something on those lines, Well, that's pretty much amazing.

(35:05):
Most people can't even get a sniff of getting into Harvard.
You not only got in, you made the grades, you passed.
And now look, if you at Harvard, you know wherever
you went, you have that diploma hanging in your office,
don't you. Maybe it's at home in the office, maybe
maybe it's at work. But that's one of those things

(35:26):
you kind of lead with, don't you. You're proud of that,
understandably proud of that. How do you mentally, emotionally deal
with the fact that Harvard has become a putrid place,
a place where your values, the values you have, the

(35:48):
values you had, they're completely rejected and frankly despised. That
is a lot to deal with, and I have a
lot of sympathy for that order generation just a little
bit older than me going through this watching organizations, institutions
you've admired your entire life, watching them be taken from you.

(36:11):
This is the head of the Secret Service after Trump
almost died.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Who is most responsible for this happening.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
What I would say is that the Secret Service is
responsible for the protection of the former president.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
So the buck stops with you, the buck stops with me.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
I am the director of the Secret Service. It was
unacceptable and it's something that shouldn't happen again.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
The President and Homeland Security Secretary said today they had
one hundred percent confidence in you, but there are some
members of Congress calling on you to resign.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
I appreciate the Secretary's comments, and we're going to continue
to be transparent and communicate with people.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
You plan to stay on absolutely.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
I do plan to stay.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
How sad is that if Secret Service is part of
your resume, that has to hurt, right, all right, let
me tell you about something that matters.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
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Speaker 2 (37:01):
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lot more lately. Taking even better care of myself. I've
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