August 14, 2025 • 38 mins
Why doesn’t Jesse read the names of everyone who emails in? Inspiring boldness in others. An overwhelming sense of stupidity. Legions of people in the country are invested in DEI, just because republicans took over doesn’t mean they are ready to hang it up. Fauxcahontas
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
what has been an awesome Thursday, and we're gonna talk
about DEI not being gone. Here in a few I'm
gonna do some emails. Someone wants to talk about hiding
your identity, hiding who you are when you're taking on
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the communists from the inside, dying inside of a glacier,
all that you quote, youth gangs, and so much more
to come in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's do this. I'm gonna do this email first, Jesse.
She says, mister Bronco, don't roll your ice, Chris, you
always hide or disclose. You always hide or disclose the
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names of the emails, the names on your email authors.
In an effort to encourage bravery, might I suggest that
you tell us the penmen of these messages to use
our names. Your voice has caused me to be more
vocal on all the vital topics you discuss. We need
to save the best of the country, of the world.
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Bravery is contagious. Keep up the great work, he said,
save my name and capital letters. And his name is Tim.
You know what he said. He uses last time his
name is Tim Allen. Okay, So I don't disagree with
what you just said to an extent. To an extent,
what I have said, in case you're new to the
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show is when you email me, I will never ever
ever read your name out loud unless you specifically tell
me to. Even with the hate, even with the death threats.
I mean, I'm about to read one from guy tells
me I'm going to hell, I'm still not going to
read his name. This is a couple different reasons. First,
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I believe in privacy. I think I'm the last person
on the planet who believes in keeping people's secrets and privacy.
I don't take my fights with friends or relatives. I
don't take it public. I do not like this revealing
of people's private emails and messages and things like that.
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Did you see what this guy said? Nope. If it
was private, it remains private. That's what I believe. That's
how I operate in my life, and I will respect
your privacy. That's what I believe, respecting your privacy with me.
So off of that, I understand people. They want to
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be louder and they want to be bolder, and I
encourage you to do that, but sometimes you should pull
out your torch and stand on top of the mountain
and let people come to it. And there are other
times you have to operate in the shadows. And it
depends on your situation. Okay, so let me explain it
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this way. If you let's say you're in a town
and in a job, you're in a community where maybe
they're a little wishy washy. Right, there's a lot of
places in Red America like this. They're a little wishy washy.
Life is comfortable, and you you want them to be bolder,
and you want them to be anti communists, and you
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will speak out, and you can speak out without genuine
fear of hurting yourself and your family's situation. Maybe that's
your situation, but maybe, well, you know what. I'll use
this for an example. Jewish producer Chris has got, to
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his credit, much more involved than politics locally gotten Louder,
who is never exactly shy anyway, but Gotten Louder Chris,
because obviously he works here, understands full well that he
can boldly be anti communist and he never has to
worry about his job. I mean obviously, he probably does
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because he sucks, but not because of his political stance.
You understand what I mean. Chris can get out there
as loudly as possible in your commy face. No, I
believe this. I believe that that gives him a level
of freedom. But you know how many people email me
from inside the belly of the beast who don't have
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that opportunity, People from inside the walls of the FBI
and other government agencies who will only email me when
they're outside of the building in separate email lists. You
know how many people email that from inside a company,
a government agency, somewhere where their lives will be destroyed.
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I want people to be bold too, but I can't
be bold with someone else's mortgage payment. I can't be
bold with someone else's job. I told you this, Remember
this conversation we used to have all the time during COVID.
During COVID, when there was that vaccine mandate that came down,
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and I told you over and over and over and
over and over again. Me personally, I refuse. If someone
tries to make me take it, I will give up
my job. I will not do it. I am not
injecting myself for a variety of reasons. The main reason
is you tried to make me said the answer is no,
I am a free American. You don't get to make
me do anything. The answer is no, I will not
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take it. But I told you over and over and
over again. I can't tell you to take that stance
because that's your paycheck, that's how you put food on
the table. That's how the kids get gifts at Christmas time.
That's that matter. I can't be bold with your freedom.
I can't be bold with your money. That's an individual choice,
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and we have to operate differently depending on our different circumstances.
We discussed this when it comes to militaries all the time.
Why do some forces become gorilla forces? I'm talking about
they don't take on a standing army. They'll they'll blow
up a supply depot. Maybe they'll kidnap this person. They'll
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they'll sabotage the water supply. They're stealing, they're looting, they're
they're essentially acting like criminals. Why do some forces do that?
Are they just naturally bad people? No, they're not strong enough.
They're not strong enough to take on the standing army,
So they have to use different tactics. We did this
with the British during the Revolution. We kept lining ourselves
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up trying to take on an army that was bigger
and stronger and had bigger guns. We had to use
other means. Look at the Viet Cong in South Vietnam.
I know they get all kinds of all kinds of
praise and glory for their fighting prowess. And don't be wrong,
they were they were, they were tough, don't be wrong.
But they could never take us on. We beat the
living crap out of those guys all the time when
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they try to take on our troops. What did they do? Well,
I'm gonna hide and I'm gonna snipe one guy and
then I'm gonna go hide in a hole. You turn
into a gorilla when you have to turn into a gorilla.
When you're strong enough to be a standing army, you
operate like a standing army. That makes sense. Jesse, Oh,
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the subject to this one is you did Satan's work tonight.
Have fun in hell anyway. Sorry, Judas didn't have every
man murdered. He betrayed just one. You betrayed Gud and
all Christians by standing with putin tonight. You also told
every country out there that all they have to do
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is get enough people in any area and they can
rise up and take it over. So when this country
is in fifty thousand pieces in the next decade decade,
you and all your Satanic buddies will be able to
celebrate that until you're in hell. Have fun. Okay, this
goes back to exactly what we said. We've seen time
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and time again, what we've noticed time and time again,
what I've talked to you about time and time again.
If you get an email like this, usually there's a
bunch of cussing. This time, actually there wasn't a bunch
of cussing, but a bunch of capitalized letters with a
bunch of exclamation points and F this and F that,
and You're gonna die and I'm coming to kill you.
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And it will ninety nine percent of the time be
from somebody who didn't even hear what you said.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It totally gets it wrong, completely gets it wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That's not at all what I said last night when
we talked about Russia Ukraine. But the overlapping factors are here. Stupidity.
If you're a human being who would type an email
like this and send it off to a radio host.
You get angry at you are just really really dumb. Well,
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that dumbness, that natural stupidity, it goes perfectly with how
you listen to the show. You don't have enough brain
power to compute the very simple, very direct things that
I say, and your wires get all crossed. But here's
the thing about a lot of really dumb people. Some
of them are very happy, you know, like Fred. Fred's
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a moron, but he's very happy. Other dumb people, they're
very angry because they've been dumb their whole life. And
life is hard. Really, it's an old John Wayne qu
that life is hard, and it's harder when you're stupid.
It's really hard for stupid people. Life is just harder.
Employment is harder, living is harder. It's hard to be stupid.
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And so when you're stupid, lots of times you can
be filled with bitterness and anger and you'll find yourself
typing an email telling a radio host is going to
hell because you thought he said something he didn't even say. Anyway,
there are a bunch of violent, crazy psychopaths out there,
So you need to get yourself a burn a launcher. Okay,
(10:31):
you have a cell phone. How big is your cell phone?
You know the burn A Compact launcher. You know that
it's about the size of a cell phone. It'll fit
in your purse, It'll fit in your pocket. When I
carry my burn A Compact launcher, oftentimes I carry it
in my pocket. If you would prefer a holster, and
(10:54):
I would recommend that if you can, they have a
holster for it. Too small, thin, lightweight, and it'll save
your life. This country has not stopped being filled up
with animals just because we close the border. In area
after area after area, they are everywhere. What is your
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plan for stopping one. You're gonna hope, try to make
a phone call, or you're gonna pull out a pistol
launcher and shoot him in the chest with a tear
gas ball and as he sits there coughing and sputtering
and crying, you walk away free. Legal in all fifty states.
You don't need a permit, you don't need a background check.
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You do need to protect yourself and that child you're
about to send off to school. Please be y RNA.
Burna dot com, by the way, made in America, burna
dot com. We'll be back. He doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly, it is the
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Jesse M Kelly's Show on a Thursday. Remember, if you
miss any part of the show, you can download the
whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. So I don't want
to bring you down. We're not going to go down,
but just wanted to remind you of something we've been
talking about that legions and legions and legions of Communists
have been created in this country through years and years
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and years of conditioning our education system, the media, our
entertainment system. It's created legions of cultural Marxists. These cultural
Marxists have spent years overtaking the institutions, conquering the institutions.
They have not changed their religion. Now that they're on
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the run, they will change their titles, they may change
the volume of their voices, but they still believe all
the evil crep they believed when Joe Biden was President
of the United States of America, every single bit of it.
They believe it. They are still marching forward. And look,
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you know what they're doing right now exactly what I
just described. We have to do in certain situations. You know,
sometimes when you can you shout and you're loud and
you're bold, and you lead the troops. And other times
when you're surrounded, when you're behind enemy lines, you keep
quiet and you shut your mouth and you go snip
the phone lines. The communist understands that the communist has
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always understood the necessity for gerrilla tactics when that's all
you've got. Headline. This is from Campus reform umd This
is University of Maryland renames Diversity Office to belonging in community.
As DEI programs face pressure, legions of people in this
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country are invested in the concept of DEI. And it's
not just communists who want to burn down the country.
How many people out there only have the prestigious position
they have because of THEI. How many people have six
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figure jobs because they're DEI jobs, either it was a
DEI handout or in the case of these you know,
police agencies and things like that, or universities they have
DEI departments. Now they're in the DEI department. How many
people that's a good point, Chris. Chris mentioned KBJ. We
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have a justice on the Supreme Court with a lifetime
appointment because she's black and a woman.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Our process is going to be rigorous. I will select
a nominee worthy of justice Prior's legacy of excellence and decency.
All I've been studying Canada's backgrounds and writings. I've made
no decision except one. The person I will nominate will
be some of the extraordinary qualifications character, experience, and integrity.
(15:07):
And that person will be the first black woman ever
nominated to the United States Supreme Court. It's long overdoing.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
My view, investments matter. It's tough to walk away from
anything in life when you've invested in it, right, how
many things have you done where you've invested time or money,
time after time, money after money, and you, I mean,
you really can't walk away from it at this point
(15:36):
in time. You're invested. Maybe you're there, maybe you're there
with your career. Oh maybe you're there with your marriage. Stop,
but you understand what I mean. I got I've got
ten years invested in this. I've got fifteen years invested
in this. If I walk away, it's all for not.
How many people working lucrative jobs in the United States
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of America have to have the or their entire livelihood disappears.
We have much work to do that is simply my choice.
That's my point here. We have a lot of work
to do. Just because they're changing names, changing titles, getting quieter,
that doesn't mean they've changed their ways. Look, there's a
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lot of people who think like this. They just don't
say it was such fun It.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Was funny because when people think about black women, they
think about our strength, they think about how you know,
usually we're juggling so much, and we're doing so much,
and we're still going to school and we're doing all
the things, and part of it is unfair because at
the end of the day, we are still but humans.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm going to miss her when she's gone. I'm pretty
sure what Chris. I'm pretty sure she's gonna get redistricted
out of Texas and then of course she'll I don't know,
who knows what, She'll do something horrible, but I'm going
to miss her. Good afternoon, Jesse. I'm a retired devil
dog listening for about five years. Love your history segments.
I was interested to know if you could do one
(17:06):
on MASSAD. They seem to be the best intelligence agency
in the world. Thanks for what you do and simplify.
My brother asked me not to use his name, and
I've only said ps if they ever do cancel the show,
you can have your second career as a history teacher. Well, look,
you're not wrong about Masad in Masad's capabilities. Regranted, Masad
(17:26):
has problems too, but they are very capable. This actually
goes to what we've been talking about though for the
past couple segments. Why are they so capable? They have
to be. You're in a country, a small country, small
physically small by population. You're in a country of eight
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million people surrounded by countries that once you dead, you
don't have the luxury of having an intelligence agency that's okay.
You had better be elite, unbelievably elite. You better know
what the enemy's doing before he's doing it so you
can step in and stop it or you're going to die.
(18:09):
Masad is incredibly capable, because Masad has to be incredibly
capable in a lot of ways. That's why our CIA
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We'll be back. Feeling a little stocky, Follow like and
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the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Remember when Trump
(19:58):
made fun of Elizabeth Warren? Still well, I brought this
up because he mentioned her today.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Melisabeth Warren said she was an Indian. We call her Pocahontas.
She's a liar and a mean person. She's a nutjob.
I watched her the other night.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
She's all hopped up endorsing a communist in New York City,
and she was all excited and jumping up and down.
She's got to take a drug test. She's got to
take a drug test. There's no way somebody can act
that way and be normal.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Ah Okay, I'm sorry. I know it's not modern news,
but I just have to walk through it again.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It's still man, I'm trying to think it might be
my favorite moment, funny moment in the history of American
politics was And I still can't understand exactly how this happened.
Elizabeth Warren, she understands the DEI world. She understands in
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really so many walks of life universe. These system, police agencies,
you name it, that that pays to be a woman
or a minority. If you happen to be both, you'll
basically have a superpower, but it pays. She wanted to
make her way through academia. But she's white. She's just
like the whitest person on the planet. So she lies
(21:18):
about being an Indian to the point she she turns
in I'd love this so much. She turns in a
special Indian recipe. It was for soup. If I remember right,
to an Indian cookbook called I kid you not Pow
(21:40):
wow chow you remember this. Elizabeth Warren, with her Indian heritage,
puts this in well. Trump Trump is very good at
a lot of things. Trump's specialty is getting under people's skin.
He's just really, really great at it. And Trump starts
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mocking her for this, calling her Pocahontas. Because Trump doesn't care.
Trump will insult anybody, absolutely anybody. It's a great strength
and a great weakness sometimes, right, He's not gonna hold
back no matter who it is. He insults everybody. Trump
just starts belligerently calling her she's Pocahontas. She's Pocahonda. She's
not a freaking Indian. So Elizabeth Warren, I guess it
(22:27):
just got to her too much. Does a DNA test.
This is something people do. I will never do it
because I know they're going to steal my information and
turn it into the government. But Elizabeth Warren does a
DNA test. You can do these to find out what
are you? What's your heritage? Where do you come from?
What's that? Chris? What's that? Are they cheap? Really?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
How much?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Are they a hundred bucks?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Real?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh? Wow? I thought this was like a rich person thing. Wow. Okay, Anyway,
she does a DNA test. Now, remember I did know
she was doing a DNA test. You didn't know she
was doing a DNA test. The News didn't know. Trump
didn't know, Left didn't know, Right didn't know. Nobody outside
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of Elizabeth Warren. I'm assuming one or two people in
her circle and the DNA company knew that Elizabeth Warren
was doing a DNA test. She gets the DNA results back. Now,
remember she's still the only one who knows. She gets
the DNA test back, and the DNA test proves that
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Elizabeth Warren might be the whitest human being who ever
walked the planet. I'm not kidding it. Chris looked it
up to confirm. It showed that she was one one
thoy and twenty fourth Indian that is below the national average.
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She's the whitest person in the United States of America.
Now stop, now stop, Okay, you're Elizabeth Warren. You tried
to do the DNA test to prove Trump wrong. It
came back that you're the whitest person on earth. What
do you do now? You take the DNA test, You rip.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
All the labels off of it, You put it in
the paper shredder.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
You go out back, you start a little burn pit,
and you light it on fire. You don't even take
it to the trash can for fear that someone's gonna
go through your stuff. You light it on fire, and
you never talk about it again. You know what, Once
the fire's out, you get on a helicopter and you
fly out to the middle of the Pacific Ocean and
you dump the ashes into the Marianas Trench. That's how
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much you need to hide that information. But no, she
publishes it.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
One of my favorite stories ever. She publishes the DNA
test showing he's the whitest person on earth. Oh gosh,
Donald Trump, he basically destroyed Elizabeth Warren's political career.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It makes me laugh. Jesse I grew up amongst the
communist political community in Mexico. Brandon Darby's interview last night
on Mexico was bar Nunn the best synopsis I have heard.
You should do a deep divide or deep dive that
she's trying to say into the communist history of Mexico
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aka the early twentieth century until today, it is every
bit as dark as Russia's history. I would love to
compare notes with Brandon some way I can possibly bring context.
And I'm not going to say her name, she's with
a law firm and whatnot, but that is actually something
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that would be fascinating. Remember this that the early part
of the twentieth century that really doomed so much of
the world. That is when remember when Marx was coming around.
Marx comes around Prince's book Marx Engels. But things with
(26:15):
that whole fascination with communism socialism, they didn't really ramp
up to the early nineteen hundreds till the early twentieth century.
Now that is fairly common knowledge when people talk about
the Soviet Union, people know that, But what people don't
understand is communism was taking hold in really any fragile
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society around the globe. Many fragile societies, I should say,
around the globe started flirting with it. It was a
period of time, and I'm sure there's a reason for this.
There was a It was a period of time and
history where the globe they were tired of kings, they
were tired of monarchs, they were tired of this. They
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were ready to cast that system off. And so you know,
how many people do you know? Maybe you've done this,
break up with their boyfriend, their girlfriend, wife, husband, and
they start dating, make some mistakes. I'm glad I finally
got rid of him. Here's a Hell's Angel spiker. He'll
(27:20):
be fun. Oh wait, I'm being stabbed. You know. It's
the grass isn't always greener. And various populations around the globe,
as they were casting off their kings, as they were
casting that old system of government off, started flirting with
this new way that was selling equality. Hey, you've been
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told what to do for so long. You shouldn't be
told what to do. We should go take their stuff
and we'll give some of it to you. And that
for people who are down and out and people who've
been ruled by tyrants, that is off often times a
very appealing message to people like that and it wasn't
just the Soviet Union. And France really struggled with this.
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Britin Brittain, they struggle with this the right it is
in America they had less success. To our credit, our
system of freedom really had. We had built in institutions
that were kind of a wall against communism back then.
Eventually they conquered those, but Mexico was ripe for the taking.
They were just right from the taking. They never really
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got it together. And so that kind of thing. Actually,
I might do a deep dive on that one day.
That would be fascinating. What, Chris, what.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I know?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I have too many It's not like I'm gonna get fought. Well,
I might get fired, But until I get fired, Chris,
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show before we return tomorrow for ask Doctor
Jesse Friday. Now, I have to remind you that you
need to email us your questions. Now they are piling up,
(30:38):
they're going they're great. It's going to be such a
great day tomorrow. Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com ask
me anything. In fact, I'm gonna knock out a couple
quick ones right now before we do a couple other things. First,
Jewish producer Chris brought up during the break that in
China there is a dog eating contest, and to which
(31:01):
he brought up, well, so many cultures around the world
eat dogs. Would you try it? I would not try it,
and I'm gonna sound soft and pathetic, but I need
you to hear me here. I know this probably isn't right,
but I have an animal hierarchy, and there are some
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animals even back when I used to hunt, I would
not hunt and I wouldn't eat either. Elephants is a
great example, and I'm not judging you if you're a
trophy hunter, I'm not. I love elephants. Elephants are wonderful
family creatures, really smart, they protect each other. I don't
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know what it is. I know I sound like a
sappy dork right now, and they're super expensive. But if
you gave me a hunting trip to shoot an elephant,
I could not shoot an elephant. I would much rather
shoot a poacher than an elephant. Not even kidding. I
know that's terrible. I would happily shoot a poacher without hesitation.
I do not want to shoot an elephant. I do not,
(32:06):
But a kpe buffalo I don't, And I know this
is wrong. I know I'm gonna get all kinds of
hate meal for this. At cape buffalo is an ugly, slobbery,
nasty thing. I don't care for them, very dangerous animal,
one of the most dangerous animals in the world to hunt.
I should note I would happily shoot a katee buffalo.
It'd be nothing for me. Deer. Deer's a good excep.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I like deer. I enjoy looking at them. I like deer,
but they're essentially an invasive species the way they breed.
They're like big rats. They'll tear up your yard. They
really are. They're like long legged rats. I have no
problem killing a deer, no problem with that at all.
A lion, that's a beautiful creature, it's really cool. I
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don't want to kill a lion. I know it's weird, Chris,
I know it doesn't make sense. I have animals I
will kill. I have animal I will not, I Chris said,
the ugly ones. Well, yeah, I guess it's like dating.
Not quit quit but a dog. Dogs are awesome. I
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don't think I would eat one. I don't think I
could eat one. I don't. I don't think I could,
and I don't think it would taste good. Remember, animals
that eat everything are going to taste disgusting. You're getting,
You're getting what they ate. Chris said, I eat pigs.
Do I eat pigs? Chris, let's be honest about what
(33:35):
bacon is, buddy. I know it's pig. I know it's
a pig. I don't need your Jewish judgment, all right,
I know it's a pig. Listen, It's fat and it's salt.
That's what bacon is. It's it's fat and it's salt.
I everybody likes salty fat, buddy, everybody. That's why women
(33:55):
like That's why people watch the view. Everybody like what Chris. Listen,
it's fine. Also listen to Byron Donald say this.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
In the District of Columbia, if you're twenty two years
old and you commit a crime, they can try you
as a juvenile.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
No other part of America does that, but they do
that in DC.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
That's the kind of stuff that needs to change.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Something else that doesn't get talked about in this country
is the youth crime youth gang situation. People don't talk
about it because you're never supposed to address black crime
in any way in the country, otherwise people will call
you a racist. So people are too scared to ever
bring it up. But it's a huge problem in the
black community. They figure it out obviously that if you're
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eighteen and up, well apparently not in DC, but if
you're eighteen and up, you've got to prison for certain crimes.
So youth gangs, we're talking ten year olds, eleven year olds.
You watch I'm gonna show up tomorrow. I'll have a
bunch of emails from cops from big cities who back
me up on this. Gangs as young as ten younger,
they're out there boosting cars, mugging people because you go
(35:02):
to juvie and if you're in a blue city, they
won't even do that, give you a little slap on
the wrist and turn you loose. Essentially, you get the
youth gangs to do the actual leg work. The eighteen
plus gang bangers who already have a record. They don't
want to get sent away for twenty thirty years. Sometimes
they'll be the drivers. This actually happened fairly recently in
(35:23):
the Houston area. A bunch of people's cars got stolen
from their driveway and night at night, they did some
digging into it. There was a bunch of fourteen year
olds who were doing the stealing, the older gang bangers,
the eighteen nineteen year olds, they were the ones driving
the getaway car. But the morons. Of course, almost none
of them wore a mask. They were all caught on
(35:45):
ring cameras and whatnot. There was a bunch of fourteen
year old black kids boosting cars because they're not going
to go to jail. It's one of those things. Dear,
apparently we'll do another. Ask doctor Jesse questions before headlines.
Dear Bronco bear, pause, what's your favorite under the radar condiment?
Not talking about ketchup and mustard and mayo or hot sauce.
(36:08):
I've been putting this hot vinegary cherry pepper relish from
Jersey Mike Subs on sandwiches, eggs and everything, and it's
life changing. All Right, I'm about to sell somebody something
I just realized. Earlier in the show. I brought up
Cozy Earth, and I probably inadvertently sold a bunch of
(36:30):
that stuff. Because Cozy ear is freaking amazing. I'm about
to sell something else, Hot crispy oil. I'll say it again,
Hot crispy oil. Bob got this for me as a
stalking stuffer for Christmas. The tagline is a unique blend
(36:53):
of fresh crisp garlic, shallots and hot chili paper. I
want to be buried in this stuff. Chris, you can't
even imagine, and I'm pretty sure it's kosher. Buddy, you
can't even eggs. It doesn't matter what it is pasta
hot crispy oil. I just changed your life, all right. Also,
(37:13):
let's change a widow's life while we're doing this. I
know we like to goof off. I most definitely do tomorrow,
will goof off a lots, ask doctor Jesse Friday. Let's
change the life of a widow and an orphan by
paying off her mortgage. You send your husband off to
work as a fireman, as a cop, or your wife
(37:35):
off to work and they don't come home. How do
you even begin putting your life back together again? I
don't even want to imagine what that is like. But
people go through that tunnel to towers is there for
gold Star families, for fallen first responder families, for homeless veterans.
(37:56):
They are paying off these mortgages and doing what they
can can to lift up people in their darkest moment.
And they do it with eleven bucks a month from
you give automatically. Just do the give every month thing.
You'll never miss it. You'll never know what's gone. It's
eleven bucks a month, T the number two T dot
(38:20):
org T two t dot org. All right, and now
here's a headline, but go you know, you know the thing.
Headlines we didn't get to. We actually don't have any
time for headlines. I'll see you tomorrow for ask doctor
Jesse Friday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
what has been an awesome Thursday, and we're gonna talk
about DEI not being gone. Here in a few I'm
gonna do some emails. Someone wants to talk about hiding
your identity, hiding who you are when you're taking on
(00:34):
the communists from the inside, dying inside of a glacier,
all that you quote, youth gangs, and so much more
to come in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's do this. I'm gonna do this email first, Jesse.
She says, mister Bronco, don't roll your ice, Chris, you
always hide or disclose. You always hide or disclose the
(00:58):
names of the emails, the names on your email authors.
In an effort to encourage bravery, might I suggest that
you tell us the penmen of these messages to use
our names. Your voice has caused me to be more
vocal on all the vital topics you discuss. We need
to save the best of the country, of the world.
(01:21):
Bravery is contagious. Keep up the great work, he said,
save my name and capital letters. And his name is Tim.
You know what he said. He uses last time his
name is Tim Allen. Okay, So I don't disagree with
what you just said to an extent. To an extent,
what I have said, in case you're new to the
(01:43):
show is when you email me, I will never ever
ever read your name out loud unless you specifically tell
me to. Even with the hate, even with the death threats.
I mean, I'm about to read one from guy tells
me I'm going to hell, I'm still not going to
read his name. This is a couple different reasons. First,
(02:06):
I believe in privacy. I think I'm the last person
on the planet who believes in keeping people's secrets and privacy.
I don't take my fights with friends or relatives. I
don't take it public. I do not like this revealing
of people's private emails and messages and things like that.
(02:27):
Did you see what this guy said? Nope. If it
was private, it remains private. That's what I believe. That's
how I operate in my life, and I will respect
your privacy. That's what I believe, respecting your privacy with me.
So off of that, I understand people. They want to
(02:51):
be louder and they want to be bolder, and I
encourage you to do that, but sometimes you should pull
out your torch and stand on top of the mountain
and let people come to it. And there are other
times you have to operate in the shadows. And it
depends on your situation. Okay, so let me explain it
(03:16):
this way. If you let's say you're in a town
and in a job, you're in a community where maybe
they're a little wishy washy. Right, there's a lot of
places in Red America like this. They're a little wishy washy.
Life is comfortable, and you you want them to be bolder,
and you want them to be anti communists, and you
(03:39):
will speak out, and you can speak out without genuine
fear of hurting yourself and your family's situation. Maybe that's
your situation, but maybe, well, you know what. I'll use
this for an example. Jewish producer Chris has got, to
(04:00):
his credit, much more involved than politics locally gotten Louder,
who is never exactly shy anyway, but Gotten Louder Chris,
because obviously he works here, understands full well that he
can boldly be anti communist and he never has to
worry about his job. I mean obviously, he probably does
(04:23):
because he sucks, but not because of his political stance.
You understand what I mean. Chris can get out there
as loudly as possible in your commy face. No, I
believe this. I believe that that gives him a level
of freedom. But you know how many people email me
from inside the belly of the beast who don't have
(04:45):
that opportunity, People from inside the walls of the FBI
and other government agencies who will only email me when
they're outside of the building in separate email lists. You
know how many people email that from inside a company,
a government agency, somewhere where their lives will be destroyed.
(05:10):
I want people to be bold too, but I can't
be bold with someone else's mortgage payment. I can't be
bold with someone else's job. I told you this, Remember
this conversation we used to have all the time during COVID.
During COVID, when there was that vaccine mandate that came down,
(05:30):
and I told you over and over and over and
over and over again. Me personally, I refuse. If someone
tries to make me take it, I will give up
my job. I will not do it. I am not
injecting myself for a variety of reasons. The main reason
is you tried to make me said the answer is no,
I am a free American. You don't get to make
me do anything. The answer is no, I will not
(05:52):
take it. But I told you over and over and
over again. I can't tell you to take that stance
because that's your paycheck, that's how you put food on
the table. That's how the kids get gifts at Christmas time.
That's that matter. I can't be bold with your freedom.
I can't be bold with your money. That's an individual choice,
(06:15):
and we have to operate differently depending on our different circumstances.
We discussed this when it comes to militaries all the time.
Why do some forces become gorilla forces? I'm talking about
they don't take on a standing army. They'll they'll blow
up a supply depot. Maybe they'll kidnap this person. They'll
(06:38):
they'll sabotage the water supply. They're stealing, they're looting, they're
they're essentially acting like criminals. Why do some forces do that?
Are they just naturally bad people? No, they're not strong enough.
They're not strong enough to take on the standing army,
So they have to use different tactics. We did this
with the British during the Revolution. We kept lining ourselves
(07:01):
up trying to take on an army that was bigger
and stronger and had bigger guns. We had to use
other means. Look at the Viet Cong in South Vietnam.
I know they get all kinds of all kinds of
praise and glory for their fighting prowess. And don't be wrong,
they were they were, they were tough, don't be wrong.
But they could never take us on. We beat the
living crap out of those guys all the time when
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they try to take on our troops. What did they do? Well,
I'm gonna hide and I'm gonna snipe one guy and
then I'm gonna go hide in a hole. You turn
into a gorilla when you have to turn into a gorilla.
When you're strong enough to be a standing army, you
operate like a standing army. That makes sense. Jesse, Oh,
(07:46):
the subject to this one is you did Satan's work tonight.
Have fun in hell anyway. Sorry, Judas didn't have every
man murdered. He betrayed just one. You betrayed Gud and
all Christians by standing with putin tonight. You also told
every country out there that all they have to do
(08:07):
is get enough people in any area and they can
rise up and take it over. So when this country
is in fifty thousand pieces in the next decade decade,
you and all your Satanic buddies will be able to
celebrate that until you're in hell. Have fun. Okay, this
goes back to exactly what we said. We've seen time
(08:29):
and time again, what we've noticed time and time again,
what I've talked to you about time and time again.
If you get an email like this, usually there's a
bunch of cussing. This time, actually there wasn't a bunch
of cussing, but a bunch of capitalized letters with a
bunch of exclamation points and F this and F that,
and You're gonna die and I'm coming to kill you.
(08:51):
And it will ninety nine percent of the time be
from somebody who didn't even hear what you said.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It totally gets it wrong, completely gets it wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That's not at all what I said last night when
we talked about Russia Ukraine. But the overlapping factors are here. Stupidity.
If you're a human being who would type an email
like this and send it off to a radio host.
You get angry at you are just really really dumb. Well,
(09:27):
that dumbness, that natural stupidity, it goes perfectly with how
you listen to the show. You don't have enough brain
power to compute the very simple, very direct things that
I say, and your wires get all crossed. But here's
the thing about a lot of really dumb people. Some
of them are very happy, you know, like Fred. Fred's
(09:49):
a moron, but he's very happy. Other dumb people, they're
very angry because they've been dumb their whole life. And
life is hard. Really, it's an old John Wayne qu
that life is hard, and it's harder when you're stupid.
It's really hard for stupid people. Life is just harder.
Employment is harder, living is harder. It's hard to be stupid.
(10:11):
And so when you're stupid, lots of times you can
be filled with bitterness and anger and you'll find yourself
typing an email telling a radio host is going to
hell because you thought he said something he didn't even say. Anyway,
there are a bunch of violent, crazy psychopaths out there,
So you need to get yourself a burn a launcher. Okay,
(10:31):
you have a cell phone. How big is your cell phone?
You know the burn A Compact launcher. You know that
it's about the size of a cell phone. It'll fit
in your purse, It'll fit in your pocket. When I
carry my burn A Compact launcher, oftentimes I carry it
in my pocket. If you would prefer a holster, and
(10:54):
I would recommend that if you can, they have a
holster for it. Too small, thin, lightweight, and it'll save
your life. This country has not stopped being filled up
with animals just because we close the border. In area
after area after area, they are everywhere. What is your
(11:14):
plan for stopping one. You're gonna hope, try to make
a phone call, or you're gonna pull out a pistol
launcher and shoot him in the chest with a tear
gas ball and as he sits there coughing and sputtering
and crying, you walk away free. Legal in all fifty states.
You don't need a permit, you don't need a background check.
(11:34):
You do need to protect yourself and that child you're
about to send off to school. Please be y RNA.
Burna dot com, by the way, made in America, burna
dot com. We'll be back. He doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly, it is the
(11:59):
Jesse M Kelly's Show on a Thursday. Remember, if you
miss any part of the show, you can download the
whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. So I don't want
to bring you down. We're not going to go down,
but just wanted to remind you of something we've been
talking about that legions and legions and legions of Communists
have been created in this country through years and years
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and years of conditioning our education system, the media, our
entertainment system. It's created legions of cultural Marxists. These cultural
Marxists have spent years overtaking the institutions, conquering the institutions.
They have not changed their religion. Now that they're on
(12:43):
the run, they will change their titles, they may change
the volume of their voices, but they still believe all
the evil crep they believed when Joe Biden was President
of the United States of America, every single bit of it.
They believe it. They are still marching forward. And look,
(13:04):
you know what they're doing right now exactly what I
just described. We have to do in certain situations. You know,
sometimes when you can you shout and you're loud and
you're bold, and you lead the troops. And other times
when you're surrounded, when you're behind enemy lines, you keep
quiet and you shut your mouth and you go snip
the phone lines. The communist understands that the communist has
(13:26):
always understood the necessity for gerrilla tactics when that's all
you've got. Headline. This is from Campus reform umd This
is University of Maryland renames Diversity Office to belonging in community.
As DEI programs face pressure, legions of people in this
(13:51):
country are invested in the concept of DEI. And it's
not just communists who want to burn down the country.
How many people out there only have the prestigious position
they have because of THEI. How many people have six
(14:13):
figure jobs because they're DEI jobs, either it was a
DEI handout or in the case of these you know,
police agencies and things like that, or universities they have
DEI departments. Now they're in the DEI department. How many
people that's a good point, Chris. Chris mentioned KBJ. We
(14:36):
have a justice on the Supreme Court with a lifetime
appointment because she's black and a woman.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Our process is going to be rigorous. I will select
a nominee worthy of justice Prior's legacy of excellence and decency.
All I've been studying Canada's backgrounds and writings. I've made
no decision except one. The person I will nominate will
be some of the extraordinary qualifications character, experience, and integrity.
(15:07):
And that person will be the first black woman ever
nominated to the United States Supreme Court. It's long overdoing.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
My view, investments matter. It's tough to walk away from
anything in life when you've invested in it, right, how
many things have you done where you've invested time or money,
time after time, money after money, and you, I mean,
you really can't walk away from it at this point
(15:36):
in time. You're invested. Maybe you're there, maybe you're there
with your career. Oh maybe you're there with your marriage. Stop,
but you understand what I mean. I got I've got
ten years invested in this. I've got fifteen years invested
in this. If I walk away, it's all for not.
How many people working lucrative jobs in the United States
(15:57):
of America have to have the or their entire livelihood disappears.
We have much work to do that is simply my choice.
That's my point here. We have a lot of work
to do. Just because they're changing names, changing titles, getting quieter,
that doesn't mean they've changed their ways. Look, there's a
(16:20):
lot of people who think like this. They just don't
say it was such fun It.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Was funny because when people think about black women, they
think about our strength, they think about how you know,
usually we're juggling so much, and we're doing so much,
and we're still going to school and we're doing all
the things, and part of it is unfair because at
the end of the day, we are still but humans.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm going to miss her when she's gone. I'm pretty
sure what Chris. I'm pretty sure she's gonna get redistricted
out of Texas and then of course she'll I don't know,
who knows what, She'll do something horrible, but I'm going
to miss her. Good afternoon, Jesse. I'm a retired devil
dog listening for about five years. Love your history segments.
I was interested to know if you could do one
(17:06):
on MASSAD. They seem to be the best intelligence agency
in the world. Thanks for what you do and simplify.
My brother asked me not to use his name, and
I've only said ps if they ever do cancel the show,
you can have your second career as a history teacher. Well, look,
you're not wrong about Masad in Masad's capabilities. Regranted, Masad
(17:26):
has problems too, but they are very capable. This actually
goes to what we've been talking about though for the
past couple segments. Why are they so capable? They have
to be. You're in a country, a small country, small
physically small by population. You're in a country of eight
(17:48):
million people surrounded by countries that once you dead, you
don't have the luxury of having an intelligence agency that's okay.
You had better be elite, unbelievably elite. You better know
what the enemy's doing before he's doing it so you
can step in and stop it or you're going to die.
(18:09):
Masad is incredibly capable, because Masad has to be incredibly
capable in a lot of ways. That's why our CIA
has fallen off so much. Were America. They don't have
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We'll be back. Feeling a little stocky, Follow like and
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you missed any part of the show, you can download
the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Remember when Trump
(19:58):
made fun of Elizabeth Warren? Still well, I brought this
up because he mentioned her today.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Melisabeth Warren said she was an Indian. We call her Pocahontas.
She's a liar and a mean person. She's a nutjob.
I watched her the other night.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
She's all hopped up endorsing a communist in New York City,
and she was all excited and jumping up and down.
She's got to take a drug test. She's got to
take a drug test. There's no way somebody can act
that way and be normal.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Ah Okay, I'm sorry. I know it's not modern news,
but I just have to walk through it again.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It's still man, I'm trying to think it might be
my favorite moment, funny moment in the history of American
politics was And I still can't understand exactly how this happened.
Elizabeth Warren, she understands the DEI world. She understands in
(20:57):
really so many walks of life universe. These system, police agencies,
you name it, that that pays to be a woman
or a minority. If you happen to be both, you'll
basically have a superpower, but it pays. She wanted to
make her way through academia. But she's white. She's just
like the whitest person on the planet. So she lies
(21:18):
about being an Indian to the point she she turns
in I'd love this so much. She turns in a
special Indian recipe. It was for soup. If I remember right,
to an Indian cookbook called I kid you not Pow
(21:40):
wow chow you remember this. Elizabeth Warren, with her Indian heritage,
puts this in well. Trump Trump is very good at
a lot of things. Trump's specialty is getting under people's skin.
He's just really, really great at it. And Trump starts
(22:03):
mocking her for this, calling her Pocahontas. Because Trump doesn't care.
Trump will insult anybody, absolutely anybody. It's a great strength
and a great weakness sometimes, right, He's not gonna hold
back no matter who it is. He insults everybody. Trump
just starts belligerently calling her she's Pocahontas. She's Pocahonda. She's
not a freaking Indian. So Elizabeth Warren, I guess it
(22:27):
just got to her too much. Does a DNA test.
This is something people do. I will never do it
because I know they're going to steal my information and
turn it into the government. But Elizabeth Warren does a
DNA test. You can do these to find out what
are you? What's your heritage? Where do you come from?
What's that? Chris? What's that? Are they cheap? Really?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
How much?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Are they a hundred bucks?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Real?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh? Wow? I thought this was like a rich person thing. Wow. Okay, Anyway,
she does a DNA test. Now, remember I did know
she was doing a DNA test. You didn't know she
was doing a DNA test. The News didn't know. Trump
didn't know, Left didn't know, Right didn't know. Nobody outside
(23:12):
of Elizabeth Warren. I'm assuming one or two people in
her circle and the DNA company knew that Elizabeth Warren
was doing a DNA test. She gets the DNA results back. Now,
remember she's still the only one who knows. She gets
the DNA test back, and the DNA test proves that
(23:35):
Elizabeth Warren might be the whitest human being who ever
walked the planet. I'm not kidding it. Chris looked it
up to confirm. It showed that she was one one
thoy and twenty fourth Indian that is below the national average.
(23:56):
She's the whitest person in the United States of America.
Now stop, now stop, Okay, you're Elizabeth Warren. You tried
to do the DNA test to prove Trump wrong. It
came back that you're the whitest person on earth. What
do you do now? You take the DNA test, You rip.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
All the labels off of it, You put it in
the paper shredder.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
You go out back, you start a little burn pit,
and you light it on fire. You don't even take
it to the trash can for fear that someone's gonna
go through your stuff. You light it on fire, and
you never talk about it again. You know what, Once
the fire's out, you get on a helicopter and you
fly out to the middle of the Pacific Ocean and
you dump the ashes into the Marianas Trench. That's how
(24:45):
much you need to hide that information. But no, she
publishes it.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
One of my favorite stories ever. She publishes the DNA
test showing he's the whitest person on earth. Oh gosh,
Donald Trump, he basically destroyed Elizabeth Warren's political career.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It makes me laugh. Jesse I grew up amongst the
communist political community in Mexico. Brandon Darby's interview last night
on Mexico was bar Nunn the best synopsis I have heard.
You should do a deep divide or deep dive that
she's trying to say into the communist history of Mexico
(25:29):
aka the early twentieth century until today, it is every
bit as dark as Russia's history. I would love to
compare notes with Brandon some way I can possibly bring context.
And I'm not going to say her name, she's with
a law firm and whatnot, but that is actually something
(25:51):
that would be fascinating. Remember this that the early part
of the twentieth century that really doomed so much of
the world. That is when remember when Marx was coming around.
Marx comes around Prince's book Marx Engels. But things with
(26:15):
that whole fascination with communism socialism, they didn't really ramp
up to the early nineteen hundreds till the early twentieth century.
Now that is fairly common knowledge when people talk about
the Soviet Union, people know that, But what people don't
understand is communism was taking hold in really any fragile
(26:39):
society around the globe. Many fragile societies, I should say,
around the globe started flirting with it. It was a
period of time, and I'm sure there's a reason for this.
There was a It was a period of time and
history where the globe they were tired of kings, they
were tired of monarchs, they were tired of this. They
(26:59):
were ready to cast that system off. And so you know,
how many people do you know? Maybe you've done this,
break up with their boyfriend, their girlfriend, wife, husband, and
they start dating, make some mistakes. I'm glad I finally
got rid of him. Here's a Hell's Angel spiker. He'll
(27:20):
be fun. Oh wait, I'm being stabbed. You know. It's
the grass isn't always greener. And various populations around the globe,
as they were casting off their kings, as they were
casting that old system of government off, started flirting with
this new way that was selling equality. Hey, you've been
(27:46):
told what to do for so long. You shouldn't be
told what to do. We should go take their stuff
and we'll give some of it to you. And that
for people who are down and out and people who've
been ruled by tyrants, that is off often times a
very appealing message to people like that and it wasn't
just the Soviet Union. And France really struggled with this.
(28:09):
Britin Brittain, they struggle with this the right it is
in America they had less success. To our credit, our
system of freedom really had. We had built in institutions
that were kind of a wall against communism back then.
Eventually they conquered those, but Mexico was ripe for the taking.
They were just right from the taking. They never really
(28:30):
got it together. And so that kind of thing. Actually,
I might do a deep dive on that one day.
That would be fascinating. What, Chris, what.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I know?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I have too many It's not like I'm gonna get fought. Well,
I might get fired, But until I get fired, Chris,
we have time. Okay, we have time. We also have preborn,
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Speaker 4 (30:14):
Feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show before we return tomorrow for ask Doctor
Jesse Friday. Now, I have to remind you that you
need to email us your questions. Now they are piling up,
(30:38):
they're going they're great. It's going to be such a
great day tomorrow. Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com ask
me anything. In fact, I'm gonna knock out a couple
quick ones right now before we do a couple other things. First,
Jewish producer Chris brought up during the break that in
China there is a dog eating contest, and to which
(31:01):
he brought up, well, so many cultures around the world
eat dogs. Would you try it? I would not try it,
and I'm gonna sound soft and pathetic, but I need
you to hear me here. I know this probably isn't right,
but I have an animal hierarchy, and there are some
(31:22):
animals even back when I used to hunt, I would
not hunt and I wouldn't eat either. Elephants is a
great example, and I'm not judging you if you're a
trophy hunter, I'm not. I love elephants. Elephants are wonderful
family creatures, really smart, they protect each other. I don't
(31:44):
know what it is. I know I sound like a
sappy dork right now, and they're super expensive. But if
you gave me a hunting trip to shoot an elephant,
I could not shoot an elephant. I would much rather
shoot a poacher than an elephant. Not even kidding. I
know that's terrible. I would happily shoot a poacher without hesitation.
I do not want to shoot an elephant. I do not,
(32:06):
But a kpe buffalo I don't, And I know this
is wrong. I know I'm gonna get all kinds of
hate meal for this. At cape buffalo is an ugly, slobbery,
nasty thing. I don't care for them, very dangerous animal,
one of the most dangerous animals in the world to hunt.
I should note I would happily shoot a katee buffalo.
It'd be nothing for me. Deer. Deer's a good excep.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I like deer. I enjoy looking at them. I like deer,
but they're essentially an invasive species the way they breed.
They're like big rats. They'll tear up your yard. They
really are. They're like long legged rats. I have no
problem killing a deer, no problem with that at all.
A lion, that's a beautiful creature, it's really cool. I
(32:52):
don't want to kill a lion. I know it's weird, Chris,
I know it doesn't make sense. I have animals I
will kill. I have animal I will not, I Chris said,
the ugly ones. Well, yeah, I guess it's like dating.
Not quit quit but a dog. Dogs are awesome. I
(33:15):
don't think I would eat one. I don't think I
could eat one. I don't. I don't think I could,
and I don't think it would taste good. Remember, animals
that eat everything are going to taste disgusting. You're getting,
You're getting what they ate. Chris said, I eat pigs.
Do I eat pigs? Chris, let's be honest about what
(33:35):
bacon is, buddy. I know it's pig. I know it's
a pig. I don't need your Jewish judgment, all right,
I know it's a pig. Listen, It's fat and it's salt.
That's what bacon is. It's it's fat and it's salt.
I everybody likes salty fat, buddy, everybody. That's why women
(33:55):
like That's why people watch the view. Everybody like what Chris. Listen,
it's fine. Also listen to Byron Donald say this.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
In the District of Columbia, if you're twenty two years
old and you commit a crime, they can try you
as a juvenile.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
No other part of America does that, but they do
that in DC.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
That's the kind of stuff that needs to change.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Something else that doesn't get talked about in this country
is the youth crime youth gang situation. People don't talk
about it because you're never supposed to address black crime
in any way in the country, otherwise people will call
you a racist. So people are too scared to ever
bring it up. But it's a huge problem in the
black community. They figure it out obviously that if you're
(34:36):
eighteen and up, well apparently not in DC, but if
you're eighteen and up, you've got to prison for certain crimes.
So youth gangs, we're talking ten year olds, eleven year olds.
You watch I'm gonna show up tomorrow. I'll have a
bunch of emails from cops from big cities who back
me up on this. Gangs as young as ten younger,
they're out there boosting cars, mugging people because you go
(35:02):
to juvie and if you're in a blue city, they
won't even do that, give you a little slap on
the wrist and turn you loose. Essentially, you get the
youth gangs to do the actual leg work. The eighteen
plus gang bangers who already have a record. They don't
want to get sent away for twenty thirty years. Sometimes
they'll be the drivers. This actually happened fairly recently in
(35:23):
the Houston area. A bunch of people's cars got stolen
from their driveway and night at night, they did some
digging into it. There was a bunch of fourteen year
olds who were doing the stealing, the older gang bangers,
the eighteen nineteen year olds, they were the ones driving
the getaway car. But the morons. Of course, almost none
of them wore a mask. They were all caught on
(35:45):
ring cameras and whatnot. There was a bunch of fourteen
year old black kids boosting cars because they're not going
to go to jail. It's one of those things. Dear,
apparently we'll do another. Ask doctor Jesse questions before headlines.
Dear Bronco bear, pause, what's your favorite under the radar condiment?
Not talking about ketchup and mustard and mayo or hot sauce.
(36:08):
I've been putting this hot vinegary cherry pepper relish from
Jersey Mike Subs on sandwiches, eggs and everything, and it's
life changing. All Right, I'm about to sell somebody something
I just realized. Earlier in the show. I brought up
Cozy Earth, and I probably inadvertently sold a bunch of
(36:30):
that stuff. Because Cozy ear is freaking amazing. I'm about
to sell something else, Hot crispy oil. I'll say it again,
Hot crispy oil. Bob got this for me as a
stalking stuffer for Christmas. The tagline is a unique blend
(36:53):
of fresh crisp garlic, shallots and hot chili paper. I
want to be buried in this stuff. Chris, you can't
even imagine, and I'm pretty sure it's kosher. Buddy, you
can't even eggs. It doesn't matter what it is pasta
hot crispy oil. I just changed your life, all right. Also,
(37:13):
let's change a widow's life while we're doing this. I
know we like to goof off. I most definitely do tomorrow,
will goof off a lots, ask doctor Jesse Friday. Let's
change the life of a widow and an orphan by
paying off her mortgage. You send your husband off to
work as a fireman, as a cop, or your wife
(37:35):
off to work and they don't come home. How do
you even begin putting your life back together again? I
don't even want to imagine what that is like. But
people go through that tunnel to towers is there for
gold Star families, for fallen first responder families, for homeless veterans.
(37:56):
They are paying off these mortgages and doing what they
can can to lift up people in their darkest moment.
And they do it with eleven bucks a month from
you give automatically. Just do the give every month thing.
You'll never miss it. You'll never know what's gone. It's
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(38:20):
org T two t dot org. All right, and now
here's a headline, but go you know, you know the thing.
Headlines we didn't get to. We actually don't have any
time for headlines. I'll see you tomorrow for ask doctor
Jesse Friday. That's all
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