April 29, 2025 • 37 mins
More than a third of American’s hate being asked to help move. Let Jesse help. Why is corporate America running away from the activist? They lie because they have to. If you become an elite communist, you must leave the street antics behind.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Tuesday. Well, I'm gonna finish up my talk
about this great It really is an incredible cultural win
we have with these businesses and backing away from all
the LGBTQ plus crap that we're seeing out there right now.
(00:34):
We have elite communists getting ready to purge another street, communists,
illegal immigration emails helping people move. All that and so
much more in the final hour of the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, just to finish up this talk
we have because the headline, and this is from CNBC,
this isn't Breitbart. Corporate sponsors are backing away from LGBTQ
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plus Pride organization. I gave you a little bit of
the background as to why and how these corporations started
doing these things. When you turn on the television set
and you see a bunch of dudes in leather chaps
dancing in the street in in the middle of New
York City in front of little kids, and then behind
them there's a big sign that says, hey Demons for
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New York sponsored by Budweiser, and you look around at Wait,
why would Budwiser do that? Well, I already talked about
the corporate takeover, but there's the the extortion portion of it,
where these groups they will come up with a grading
system for your company and they will tell you you
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better get a good grade. And to get a good grade,
don't think you can be passive about it. Don't think
you can just say yeah, yeah, I support you guys
and blow them off. No, no, they're onto that game.
You have to provide tangible things. Okay, you're on our side.
Tell me how many trainees did you, guys hire last year? Up?
Only five? We gave you a quota of ten e
bad marks. Hey, how many gay parades did you, guys
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sponsor last year? Oh? Not enough? We told you fifty
million dollars. It's what you needed for an A grade.
You only gave thirty million. Guess you're getting a C plus.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That always begs the question from people as they're following
down the logic in that, well, why would they care,
especially these big corporations. And because I brought up Bank
of America, we'll use that as an example. We'll stay
with that example. Why would Bank of America care. This
is a gigantic international corporation worth billions and billions and
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billions of dollars. You're telling me this huge corporation cares
that the HRC, the Human Rights Campaign, gives them a
C instead of an A. What tangibly does that matter
for Bank of America. I'm glad you asked. That brings
me to a piece of audio we played last week.
We've played it for you a dozen times before, but
it's important you understand how this works. You see, there's
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the corporate world that normal people see, and then there's
the corporate world that exists in layers above that world.
Now I'm not acting like you're naive or I'm naive,
but I'm even naive to a lot of this stuff.
We all are. For instance, I brought up Budweiser earlier.
Maybe you think to yourself, Budweiser is its own independent corporation.
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It's one company. They sell a bunch of different kinds
of beer. They have some cool horses. They play them
on the commercials during the Super Bowl Budweiser. Budweiser was
purchased by a foreign company in BEV. Budweiser is owned
by a larger corporation who owns many corporations. You think
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about Budweiser, and maybe you think Budweiser is at the
top of the organizational chart. They're one of the pegs
down below, one of several pays down below. So let's
go back to Bank of America. A huge company like
Bank of America, why would they give a crap about
some little gay rights group giving them a c plus.
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Bank of America has all kinds of things going on
financially at any given moment. I know a tiny fraction
of it, as do you. There's all kinds of different
loans and debts in banking, transactions and real estate. The
financial world is unbelievably deep, I'll put it that way,
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And at any given moment, Bank of America needs They
need access to large amounts of quick capital to survive.
To put it in the most dumb down possible terms,
if I'm running Bank of America, I might have a
five hundred million dollar deal that I need to get
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done today. I need to sign on the bottom line today.
If I do this deal, I'm going to make one
hundred and fifty million dollars on the back end of
this deal. But here's the problem. I need two hundred
million dollars in capital right now. Well, I need somebody
who can write me that check and will write me
that check immediately. I need one phone call. Can I
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have two hundred million pay it back two weeks? Sounds good? Done? Well,
that's where Blackrock, Vanguard State Street, that's where these big
financial giants come in. You may think Bank of America
is big. Bank of America isn't a pimple on Blackrocks.
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But and how do things work at Blackrock? Well, you
didn't think b of A was only concerned about that
that C plus grade from the gay group. You didn't
think they were only worried about that from below, Right,
the pressure comes from above.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well, behaviors are going to have to change, and this
is one we're going to We're asking companies you have
to force behaviors, and at Blackrock we are forcing behaviors.
Fifty four percent of the incoming class are women. We
added four more points in terms of diverse employment this year.
You know what we're doing in terms of.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Out south, so that that'll be enough. That'll be enough.
You automatically heard they even put numbers on it. Hey,
oh you need that capital. Bank of America two hundred million.
You need that today? Oh boy, I would love to,
But I'm looking at your corporate board. There's twenty people
on that corporate board, but twelve of them are men.
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We said we wanted fifty four percent women. That's just
not a good enough number. I'm sorry. And there's only
hold on hold on Thatt's count again, there's three days,
only one black guy. Sorry. Bank of America, call back
when you've actually reached your quota numbers. That's how it
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has worked, and that's how in my lifetime the corporate
world went from being completely non political to sponsoring gay
parades and Black Lives Matter rallies. That's how that happened.
Back to the good news. Why are we getting headlines
about corporate sponsors backing away from this stuff, because, believe
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it or not, you and I collectively are more powerful
than the black rocks of the world. What happened was
we finally developed teeth. We finally dropped the lameness we
used to say, we're better than that. I don't do boycotts,
and we finally started understanding that anti communism has to
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be aggressive. You cannot be passive with communists because, as
Sultsanitsen said, all they understand is the big fist. So
when corporations spit in your face, when corporations violate your
values with your money, you punish them for that, for it,
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and not only do you punish them for it now,
because of social media, you do it publicly. You punish them,
and then you savage them publicly. These corporations track all
that stuff, and businesses, these big companies started to see
their business go down and down and down because you
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stopped putting up with it. This is a win for you,
And maybe you feel like maybe you feel like you're
too small, that it's not a win for you. No,
every single one of us, collectively, with our buying power,
we are more powerful than any financial giant. We're more
powerful than any human rights campaign, gay group. We are
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more powerful than that. These businesses can't afford. Disney can't afford.
I know they haven't sign that they're going to back
away from it yet, but even a company the size
of Disney cannot afford to have a multi, multi, multi
multi million dollar flop at the box office every single
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year because they filled it up with a bunch of
gay feminist crap. They just did it with that snow
White movie. I don't I don't know. I don't know
the final number. I know it was. I think it's
a couple two three hundred million dollars they lost on it.
They spent it on the movie. It was supposed to
do this much, but they put so much. I don't
need no, man, we don't need none of this. They've
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put so much of that crap in there. You stayed home.
Maybe you don't feel like you did anything, not going
to the movies. Kids wanted to see it. Maybe you
have a daughter. Every daughter goes up reads a story
of snow White or watches the old cartoon snow White.
I know maybe she was probably in your ear. And
believe me, I know it's hard to say no, especially
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to women. My wife looks at me with those puppy
dog eyes. Own okay, and whatever I know for a daughter,
I tell you, I thank God every day he didn't
give me a daughter, because I know she would own me.
I know she would own me. I fully acknowledge that
a daughter would own me. If you looked at your
daughter in the face and you said no, you did
something good for your country, it might not feel like that.
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Maybe you had to fight through some tears in a
temper tantrum. You did something good, good for you. Celebrate
wings where we get them. We'll get to immigration, and
we'll get to the streets versus the elites. I want
to talk about moving and emails first. I want to
talk to you about how bad your back's going to
hurt if you help somebody move. Listen, I've moved a
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lot in my life, and that's probably why I take
relief Factor every day now. Relief Factor, it's wonderful because
it's natural. I hate drugs. You know that. I'm not
talking about, you know, crack, although I guess I hate
crack too. I'm talking about pharmaceutical drugs. I don't want
to take that stuff. I avoid it as much as
(11:04):
I possibly can. So what do you do for pain?
You just ignore it, tough it out, or do you
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factor dot com. We'll be back. Is he smarter than
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everyone who knows? Does he think so?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kellys on
a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. And we're gonna get to helping
people move here in just a second, but I have
to get to this email. We'll do a few emails,
but I should have done this one early on. One
thing that's fascinating, and it doesn't bother me because I'm
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a sociopath. But one thing that's fascinating is no matter
what you say, you will offend somebody. That doesn't bother me.
It's never bothered me. I never cared about offending people.
Doesn't bother me. But you could say I prefer the
red Skittles over the yellow Skittles. And if the show
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is large enough, if you have a large enough platform,
you will get at least one email of somebody who
was angry about it. I know you think I'm crazy,
but you will. Last night I did some analogy. I
was talking. I think I was talking about commies and
how you have to give that you have to disincentivize
them in some way because they can't help themselves. And
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I made a compare to Fred. You know, if I
want Fred to stop grabbing food, table scraps off the floor,
I might have to whip him with the newspaper. That's
what I said last night. It was just kind of
an offhanded comment. Listen to this your comment at twelve
sixteen am. Dude even wrote it that or lady, I
don't even know. Dude even wrote it down at twelve
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sixteen am. That you hit you by the way, you're
up late. They hit your dog with the newspaper to
punish him for grabbing a French fry is disgusting. How
about disciplining your kids not to throw food on the
floor then and then they go on it's people like
you that give conservatives a bad name, cruel and ignorant.
(13:41):
I used to watch your show occasionally, but no more
and more. I'm sure I will make sure others don't. Yes,
you definitely seem like the type of person who has
a lot of influence over other people. Sure, I'm sure
they look to you for leadership. Anyway, Conservatives are allowed
to have a heart and be good people. Your comment
shows your true personality, which I find disgusting. You should
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not be allowed to own any animals, and I'm concerned
about your pets and children. I'm concerned about my children too,
they keep stealing my chips. Don't bother replying. I love it.
Oh wah wah, I can't believe. I'm glad he threw
that within Chris. I was just ready to type out
a response. Don't bother replying. I'll never I'll I never
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want to hear your voice again. Animal abuse is rabbit
in our country, and your comment gives people that green
light to do worse things when they have a free
pass from you. And this is maybe my favorite part.
My next comments are going to your advertisers. Whoa, whoa. Okay,
So a couple of things. One, don't act like you're
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not still listening. You're still listening. You're typing up a
new hate email as we speak. That's one, okay. One. Two,
If you would ever want to call and complain to
the appaizers, I have great news. I give out the
contact number every time I read an app, so you
can call, and you should. You should tell them exactly
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what you think about me and let me know how
that goes. Shoot me an email afterwards and let me
know how that goes, let me know how they respond. Finally,
my final point on this is this people and I
don't know whether this is a people thing or more
of a modern era because of the social media era.
I don't know what this is. But people really have
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turned into these terrible, controlling bullies. And I don't understand
it because I'm not like that. I've never I've never
seen somebody say something even someone I hate or something
I dislike, and said it even been even even it's
never even occurred to me to call that person or
send that person in an email and say stop doing that.
You stop doing In fact, I'm gonna try to make
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you stop doing that. I'm gonna I'm gonna call some
You have some problems, buddy, real real problems. Don't ever
ever try to tell me what to say or what
not to say. It will never work. In fact, the
opposite works with me. I'm just petty enough. I had
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a guy listener to the show actually they're trying to
take out ron De Santis in Florida. All the dirty
Rhinos and Democrats tend to try to take out Rona
Santis in Florida. And it's kind of a Florida story
more than a national story. And it wasn't something that
super caught my interest because he's about to be turned out,
So it's never really dug into it on the radio.
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This dude tried to bully me into it. I guess
you're not even gonna don't have the guts to say
something about No, you don't understand because you just tried
to tell me what to say. Now, I'll never say
it now. I will never. In fact, that little thirty
second snippet I just did is the only time I
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will ever mention that story on this show. And it's
specifically becase because one person tried to tell me to
talk about it. That's how against being controlled I am
that you could look, you probably won't ever get a
chance to talk to him, And lucky for you. Ask
Jewish producer Chris if you ever talked to him, or
Corey if you ever talked to him about how I
respond when anybody tells me I'm not allowed to say something.
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If you tell me I'm not allowed to say it,
I will say it twenty times just to teach you
a lesson. And if you try to demand I say it,
I will never ever say it. Ever, it will never
ever happen. Do not try to control me. I don't
try to control you. I don't want to control you.
That's what's weird. Even if I could, even if I
had the power in my hands, I still wouldn't what Chris,
what figures? What a Chris thing to say? You know
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what Chris just said? He said you should never give
us a raise. These mind games don't work on me. Chris. Anyway,
I just talked about slapping your dog with the newspaper. Buddy,
you never whipped a puppy with the newspaper before. What
a loser? Have you bought your gold? You heard what
they said, You heard what Scott wasssent said to do.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
So, we're negotiating with a lot of different interests. Some
of the European countries have put on an unfair digital
service taxic on our big internet provider.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, they're they're adjusting things. A lot of things being
adjusted trade wise. China. You've seen what it's done to
the market. What have you done? What have you done
specifically to make sure your retirement is not going to
be affected? Have you gotten a hold of gold Co?
Or are you just is your plan to just cross
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your fingers. I don't want you, and I'd never ask
you to do anything radical or anything crazy or anything
I haven't done. I have picked up the phone and
I have called gold Co. And I have done this.
I have ordered gold, I have ordered precious metals. I
have done it because I believe in protecting what I've earned.
Have you let them make it part of your retirement,
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not all your retirement. I didn't tell you to go
become Fort Knox part of your retirement so you don't
lose everything you could qualify for fifteen grand and bonus
silver call them eight five five eight one seven gold
or go to Jesse Likes goold dot com. All right, now,
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we'll get to the elite communists versus the streets and
helping people move. Next the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still
real to me, damn it. The TRN stacks. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Tuesday. I
will get to the immigration stuff. Hopefully probably here in
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just a few minutes. First, I just dropped my pen, Chris,
I hope the audience couldn't hear that they could. Okay,
I'm sorry, I know it's loud. What do you want
me to do? Okay, it's a high quality pen. We
already talked about this, We already We're not going to
talk about the breaking of it anyway. I fixed it.
That's what. When you're handy like I am, you fix things.
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I fixed a pen. It's worked even better ever since.
My pen is better than yours. That's all. Now, there's
a headline out of the New York Post more than
a third of Americans secretly hate being asked to help
with moving. And I just felt like this was an opportunity. Okay,
more than a third of Americans secretly hate being asked
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to help with moving. I have offered before, or at
least I've brought up on the show a business idea,
and every time I read an article like this, it
leads me to believe that my business idea would be lucrative.
In my business idea was simply this. Remember this one, Chris,
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you have a hard time being a jerk. I and
a natural jerk, so I was raised. Hire me, I'll
handle it. The last time we had this conversation, it
was about relatives bringing bad food items to different holidays
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Christmas or bar Mitzvah's Chris or whatever it may be.
You don't want to say anything about Aunt Peggy's green
bean casserole. It'll be rude. She'll be offended, and I
get that. Get me, I'll step in. I'll let her
know it's rancid trash. That's why there's one courtesy scoop
out of it. Everyone hates it, and in fact, they
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hate you for bringing it. So bring something better. Don't
come next year. I can handle that for you. I'm
happy to handle that for you. That's the beauty of
being somebody without any What are they a sadists is
probably what you'd call me. I don't know, narcissist. It
is probably more narcissistic sociopath, I think is what my mentor,
Michael Berry calls me, something like that. There are benefits
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to it, as far as more than a third of
Americans secretly hate being asked to help with moving. One
hundred percent of the people hate to ask being hate
asked to help nobody wants to help you move. Nobody does.
I'm an expert in moving, you see, because we were
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always flipping houses trying to make some money. Ten houses
in ten years. That's not even all the moves, that's
just the most concentrated example. Ten houses in ten years.
And this is without professional movers. Remember, we didn't have
the money for that. That means me, my father, my mother,
and my sister packing up the entire house, everything, refrigerators,
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wash or dryer, everything, every year for a decade, loading
it up into a U haul. No professional movers, no nothing,
loading it up in a U haul, taking it to
your new home, unloading everything. I've moved more than it's
more times than you can count in your lifetime. And
you know what my answer is to everybody who asks
me to help them move today. No, that's my answer. Hey,
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will you help me move? No? No, but I really
need it. Great answers still no, oh, but this is important. No,
Oh but Jesse, What if it was your mother or
something like that, Well the answer would still be no,
but I would step in and what No, but I'll
tell you what. I'll find you a mover or something
like that. If it was my mom or my sister
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or somebody I wouldn't just leave the no, But for
virtually everyone else, including my best friends, the answer is
simply no. I'm not moving anymore. I'm not hauling any crapity,
I'm not moving out of my house. We've actually discussed
it before. Hey, what if we sold the house. I
wonder if we could make any money. I wout if
we could move across town. I wonder if we could
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move here, and we don't. We come back to every
single time. I don't want to pack, I don't want
to pack the stuff. I don't want to move. I'm
not moving me, and so I'm not moving you. And this,
this Jesse Kelly's Jerk Service, is going to become. I'm
telling you, this is going to become Maybe I should
read I don't you know, Chris will come up with
a new name. That's a very good point. Jesse Kelly's
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Jerk Service is definitely not the name we're gonna go
with either way. That's a placeholder name for this point.
At this point in time, I'm gonna make millions and
millions of dollars. Hi, you're me, and I'll be the
one When your friend texts you. Hey, uh, I got
a six packs of sick pack of beer in it
for you. Do you want to help me move this Saturday?
I don't want you to have to be that guy
or that girl. Give me a call. I'll handle it
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for you. What Chris Chris said, he gets not wanting
to help others move, but I don't want to pack
my own stuff. I want others doing it. No, no,
you don't understand. I will pack my own stuff. I
have no problem with that. I will wrap my guns
and pack stuff. And Ab is more of the detail free.
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So she's gonna do the kitchen and things like that.
Like we've done dude, We've done this. We've moved across
the country several times. I have done it. But well,
I'll put it this way. We have considered moving across town.
Not that we're not happy with where we are, but
we've sniffed around. We kind of like this neighborhood, a
little closer to the school. That kind of thing. People, Hey,
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out of convenience, might you move? We have completely eliminated
it because of move it because I don't want to move.
I won't move me. I'm never gonna move you. The
answer is no, and the only exception to this rule,
I will say, because everybody's celebrating right now, because everyone
wants Jesse Kelly's jerk service to step in and help
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them again, we're gonna change the name Chris. The one
excuse or the one excuse, the one The one group
i'll say, not excuse. The one group that probably can't
use this sorry, is young men. Fellas. I don't want
to hear any whinding. Well, women, life is unfair, okay.
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Young men have to bear many burdens for society that
other people do not have to bear. If you are
a man, I will say twenty five and under and
your buddy who is single, you're not obligated to go
help your buddy's family of five move. If your buddy
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who is also single and young, if he's moving out
of his apartment and he needs help because he only
has like three things he needs help with, he's got
a couch and a bet. Everyone knows what a young
man has. You have to help him. He has to
pay you back. He can pay you back in money,
which he probably doesn't have, so that don't set that aside,
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or he can pay you back in pizza, or he
can pay you back in beer or something along those lines.
It can be, you know, a tangible exchange. He owes you,
and he will owe you a move assist. If you're
a young man twenty five and under, you have an obligation.
If you're older than that. As a dude, no, the
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answer is no. If you're a woman at any age, no,
your wrists are two weak anyway, just say no, you're
not doing it. The answer is no. Don't help people move.
I'm not doing it. What Chris?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
See? That's the problem because Chris is a sadist. He said,
just move one guy and bang up the walls and
they'll never help. They'll never ask you again. Moving it
damages things, no matter what. No matter what, things get damaged.
And this is another reason you don't help people move,
because you'll be moving, you know, at the clock that
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grandma had back in eighteen fifty three, and you'll bang
it off the wall because you're already sweaty and you're
tired and your back hurts, and it's the end of
the day and you'll chip grandma's clock and they'll get
mad at you about it. Does it sound like I've
been here before? They get mad at you, hey man,
you put a dent in my wash eror dryer. Oh really, well,
too bad. I don't work at U haul. Go find
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somebody else to move you then for a six pack
of beer. If this is another reason I'm not doing it,
I'm not doing it. Don't call, don't email, And if
someone has asked you to move, you can call Jesse
Kelly's Jerk Service and we will be here to assist
you any hour of the day. In fact, you can
email the show, love, hate, death threats, or anyone you
need me to be a jerk to Jesse at Jessekellyshow
(28:21):
dot com. Chris, we're giving out a freebee to get business.
This is how we get business in the door. It's
like drug dealers who hand out the pot or whatever.
Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. We'll talk immigration next. He
doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday. Remember you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also,
if you want to celebrate something, how about this Only
nine illegal immigrants released into the US during Trump's first
one hundred days, a ninety nine point ninety nine percent
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drop from the same period under Biden. I know, you
might not be thrilled with everything. Maybe you aren't thrilled
with everything, but that's very rare. People aren't thrilled with everything,
no matter what else you say. They secured the border,
and that's a really, really big deal because the Biden
administration did so much unending damage to this country. That
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Trump administration stepped in and secured the border. And like
we talked about in the first hour, remember when you
hear these people discuss illegals, immigrants, illegal, immigrants, whatever word
they're undocumented, whatever word they want to put on it,
remember that they're lying about every single thing they say.
Michelle Obama, she hasn't shed a single tear or lost
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a minute of sleep for the illegals being deportable.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well, in this current climate, for me, it's you know
what's happening to immigrants, you know, So it's it's not
the fear for myself anymore. I drive around in a
four car motorcade with a police escort. I'm Michelle Obama.
I do still worry about my daughters, in the world,
even though they are somewhat recognizable. So my fears are
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for what I know is happening out there in streets
all over the city. And now that we have leadership
that is sort of indiscriminately determining who belongs and who doesn't,
and we know that those decisions aren't being made.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
With Just remember she's lying about every single word of that,
every single word she's lying. She's lying about what's happening,
she's lying about her feelings about it. But also remember
it's not that the communist is okay with lying. He
believes he has to lie, he's instructed to lie, he's
trying to lie.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I think our reverence for the truth might become, might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
She knows they're only deporting illegals. She knows that these people,
many of them are criminals. Actually every single one of
them is a criminal in some shape or form. She
knows they make the lives of Americans worse in one
way or another. But she also knows that the mass
importation of foreigners is absolutely positively critical. It is the
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central pillar of global communism, and she knows that she
has to sell your values to you in some ways.
So she talks about losing sleep over the poor illegals. Remember,
they lie about everything all the time.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
And here at home we're seeing Ice has deported nearly
one hundred and forty thousand people, often with no due
process or real hearings.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
You're yelling into the microphone that they don't deserve due process,
They don't deserve hearings. If you were to give them
due process and hearings, it would take like ten thousand years. Well,
she knows that too. They're lying about everything all the time,
and it's not an accident. They're not misguided, they're not naive.
The Das aren't soft on crime, they're pro crime. They
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lie about everything, and they lie on purpose. The media
didn't miss Joe Biden's cognitive decline. They didn't miss it.
They covered it up on purpose. This is not a
media failure. This is a failure of the Democratic Party.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
And I just sort of sort of the virtue signaling
that some people have done to try to say that
the media missed the story. They didn't miss this story.
So you know, it's not like this, This isn't WMDs
where the White House worked with the mainstream media to
manufacture a story that did not exist. That was a
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press failure. This was not that failure. This is an
attempt by some to virtue you signal. And it's this
horrible sort of pitting different news organizations against each other,
when ultimately the people at fault are Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi,
Jill Biden, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, every elected member of Congress.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
They just lied to us. No they didn't. You covered
it up to help them out. Now you're trying to
fade the heat. Now. I remember what we were talking
about about how the elites in the streets or two
different divisions of communism always have been, always will be.
And remember how many times I've told you what the
what are the streets not allowed to do? You're allowed
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to make the transition from street animal into being an elite.
You can get out, you can get out of that
protest and get elected to Congress or something like that.
But what are you not allowed to do? You're not
allowed to bring your street animal ways with you in
a way that hurts the elites that you're not allowed
you have to leave some of your barbarian ways in
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the streets. Why is Jamal Bowman not in Congress anymore? Well,
it's really quite simple. Jamal Bowman was a career street
animal communist activist, got elected to Congress, could not set
aside his animal ways, and found himself pulling fire alarms,
making life hard for the elites. Bup, bup, bup primary challenge. Goodbye,
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so sad, see you later. David Hogg, Vice chair the
DNC headline, Native American woman gets a chance to topple
Hog at the DNC. They're going to take out David Hogg.
David Hogg is this community street animal pretending to be
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a survivor of a school shooting. He's made a lot
of hay, got himself a Harvard education out of the
whole thing, and then decided he wanted to Okay, this
street life isn't for everybody. He wanted some of the
finer things in life. So get yourself as vice chair
the DNC. You're flying first class baby private jets, fancy parties.
(35:05):
But he couldn't couldn't set aside his street animal ways,
started talking about challenging democrats in primaries, and now he's
going to be gone soon. The streets aren't allowed to
challenge the elites. Do you enjoy history? By the way,
there's all the historical context for all this stuff. What
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And now here's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Deep state
federal employees defying Trump orders caught on video. Yes, just
a reminder that the United States government is absolutely full
of committed communists who are going to subvert everything we do,
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and we can't succeed until we get the little parasites out.
I do have an underground tunnel. Watch Mark Zuckerberg brag
about his Hawaiian doomsday bunker. Fellas ego is one of
those things that brings us all down. If you ever
do get an underground tunnel, an underground bunker, something for doomsday,
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it generally is preferred if if you don't let the
entire general public know, because then somebody with more guns
than you shows up, shoots you in the face and
takes over your bunker. The army made a tank it
doesn't need and can't use. Now it's figuring out what
to do with it. Yeah, but that would imply that
the army ever had a tank it knew how to use,
which would be incorrect. All right, we will do this
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again tomorrow. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Tuesday. Well, I'm gonna finish up my talk
about this great It really is an incredible cultural win
we have with these businesses and backing away from all
the LGBTQ plus crap that we're seeing out there right now.
(00:34):
We have elite communists getting ready to purge another street, communists,
illegal immigration emails helping people move. All that and so
much more in the final hour of the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, just to finish up this talk
we have because the headline, and this is from CNBC,
this isn't Breitbart. Corporate sponsors are backing away from LGBTQ
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plus Pride organization. I gave you a little bit of
the background as to why and how these corporations started
doing these things. When you turn on the television set
and you see a bunch of dudes in leather chaps
dancing in the street in in the middle of New
York City in front of little kids, and then behind
them there's a big sign that says, hey Demons for
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New York sponsored by Budweiser, and you look around at Wait,
why would Budwiser do that? Well, I already talked about
the corporate takeover, but there's the the extortion portion of it,
where these groups they will come up with a grading
system for your company and they will tell you you
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better get a good grade. And to get a good grade,
don't think you can be passive about it. Don't think
you can just say yeah, yeah, I support you guys
and blow them off. No, no, they're onto that game.
You have to provide tangible things. Okay, you're on our side.
Tell me how many trainees did you, guys hire last year? Up?
Only five? We gave you a quota of ten e
bad marks. Hey, how many gay parades did you, guys
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sponsor last year? Oh? Not enough? We told you fifty
million dollars. It's what you needed for an A grade.
You only gave thirty million. Guess you're getting a C plus.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That always begs the question from people as they're following
down the logic in that, well, why would they care,
especially these big corporations. And because I brought up Bank
of America, we'll use that as an example. We'll stay
with that example. Why would Bank of America care. This
is a gigantic international corporation worth billions and billions and
(02:38):
billions of dollars. You're telling me this huge corporation cares
that the HRC, the Human Rights Campaign, gives them a
C instead of an A. What tangibly does that matter
for Bank of America. I'm glad you asked. That brings
me to a piece of audio we played last week.
We've played it for you a dozen times before, but
it's important you understand how this works. You see, there's
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the corporate world that normal people see, and then there's
the corporate world that exists in layers above that world.
Now I'm not acting like you're naive or I'm naive,
but I'm even naive to a lot of this stuff.
We all are. For instance, I brought up Budweiser earlier.
Maybe you think to yourself, Budweiser is its own independent corporation.
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It's one company. They sell a bunch of different kinds
of beer. They have some cool horses. They play them
on the commercials during the Super Bowl Budweiser. Budweiser was
purchased by a foreign company in BEV. Budweiser is owned
by a larger corporation who owns many corporations. You think
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about Budweiser, and maybe you think Budweiser is at the
top of the organizational chart. They're one of the pegs
down below, one of several pays down below. So let's
go back to Bank of America. A huge company like
Bank of America, why would they give a crap about
some little gay rights group giving them a c plus.
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Bank of America has all kinds of things going on
financially at any given moment. I know a tiny fraction
of it, as do you. There's all kinds of different
loans and debts in banking, transactions and real estate. The
financial world is unbelievably deep, I'll put it that way,
(04:33):
And at any given moment, Bank of America needs They
need access to large amounts of quick capital to survive.
To put it in the most dumb down possible terms,
if I'm running Bank of America, I might have a
five hundred million dollar deal that I need to get
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done today. I need to sign on the bottom line today.
If I do this deal, I'm going to make one
hundred and fifty million dollars on the back end of
this deal. But here's the problem. I need two hundred
million dollars in capital right now. Well, I need somebody
who can write me that check and will write me
that check immediately. I need one phone call. Can I
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have two hundred million pay it back two weeks? Sounds good? Done? Well,
that's where Blackrock, Vanguard State Street, that's where these big
financial giants come in. You may think Bank of America
is big. Bank of America isn't a pimple on Blackrocks.
(05:38):
But and how do things work at Blackrock? Well, you
didn't think b of A was only concerned about that
that C plus grade from the gay group. You didn't
think they were only worried about that from below, Right,
the pressure comes from above.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well, behaviors are going to have to change, and this
is one we're going to We're asking companies you have
to force behaviors, and at Blackrock we are forcing behaviors.
Fifty four percent of the incoming class are women. We
added four more points in terms of diverse employment this year.
You know what we're doing in terms of.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Out south, so that that'll be enough. That'll be enough.
You automatically heard they even put numbers on it. Hey,
oh you need that capital. Bank of America two hundred million.
You need that today? Oh boy, I would love to,
But I'm looking at your corporate board. There's twenty people
on that corporate board, but twelve of them are men.
(06:42):
We said we wanted fifty four percent women. That's just
not a good enough number. I'm sorry. And there's only
hold on hold on Thatt's count again, there's three days,
only one black guy. Sorry. Bank of America, call back
when you've actually reached your quota numbers. That's how it
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has worked, and that's how in my lifetime the corporate
world went from being completely non political to sponsoring gay
parades and Black Lives Matter rallies. That's how that happened.
Back to the good news. Why are we getting headlines
about corporate sponsors backing away from this stuff, because, believe
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it or not, you and I collectively are more powerful
than the black rocks of the world. What happened was
we finally developed teeth. We finally dropped the lameness we
used to say, we're better than that. I don't do boycotts,
and we finally started understanding that anti communism has to
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be aggressive. You cannot be passive with communists because, as
Sultsanitsen said, all they understand is the big fist. So
when corporations spit in your face, when corporations violate your
values with your money, you punish them for that, for it,
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and not only do you punish them for it now,
because of social media, you do it publicly. You punish them,
and then you savage them publicly. These corporations track all
that stuff, and businesses, these big companies started to see
their business go down and down and down because you
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stopped putting up with it. This is a win for you,
And maybe you feel like maybe you feel like you're
too small, that it's not a win for you. No,
every single one of us, collectively, with our buying power,
we are more powerful than any financial giant. We're more
powerful than any human rights campaign, gay group. We are
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more powerful than that. These businesses can't afford. Disney can't afford.
I know they haven't sign that they're going to back
away from it yet, but even a company the size
of Disney cannot afford to have a multi, multi, multi
multi million dollar flop at the box office every single
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year because they filled it up with a bunch of
gay feminist crap. They just did it with that snow
White movie. I don't I don't know. I don't know
the final number. I know it was. I think it's
a couple two three hundred million dollars they lost on it.
They spent it on the movie. It was supposed to
do this much, but they put so much. I don't
need no, man, we don't need none of this. They've
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put so much of that crap in there. You stayed home.
Maybe you don't feel like you did anything, not going
to the movies. Kids wanted to see it. Maybe you
have a daughter. Every daughter goes up reads a story
of snow White or watches the old cartoon snow White.
I know maybe she was probably in your ear. And
believe me, I know it's hard to say no, especially
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to women. My wife looks at me with those puppy
dog eyes. Own okay, and whatever I know for a daughter,
I tell you, I thank God every day he didn't
give me a daughter, because I know she would own me.
I know she would own me. I fully acknowledge that
a daughter would own me. If you looked at your
daughter in the face and you said no, you did
something good for your country, it might not feel like that.
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Maybe you had to fight through some tears in a
temper tantrum. You did something good, good for you. Celebrate
wings where we get them. We'll get to immigration, and
we'll get to the streets versus the elites. I want
to talk about moving and emails first. I want to
talk to you about how bad your back's going to
hurt if you help somebody move. Listen, I've moved a
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relief Factor every day now. Relief Factor, it's wonderful because
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talking about, you know, crack, although I guess I hate
crack too. I'm talking about pharmaceutical drugs. I don't want
to take that stuff. I avoid it as much as
(11:04):
I possibly can. So what do you do for pain?
You just ignore it, tough it out, or do you
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everyone who knows? Does he think so?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kellys on
a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. And we're gonna get to helping
people move here in just a second, but I have
to get to this email. We'll do a few emails,
but I should have done this one early on. One
thing that's fascinating, and it doesn't bother me because I'm
(12:16):
a sociopath. But one thing that's fascinating is no matter
what you say, you will offend somebody. That doesn't bother me.
It's never bothered me. I never cared about offending people.
Doesn't bother me. But you could say I prefer the
red Skittles over the yellow Skittles. And if the show
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is large enough, if you have a large enough platform,
you will get at least one email of somebody who
was angry about it. I know you think I'm crazy,
but you will. Last night I did some analogy. I
was talking. I think I was talking about commies and
how you have to give that you have to disincentivize
them in some way because they can't help themselves. And
(12:59):
I made a compare to Fred. You know, if I
want Fred to stop grabbing food, table scraps off the floor,
I might have to whip him with the newspaper. That's
what I said last night. It was just kind of
an offhanded comment. Listen to this your comment at twelve
sixteen am. Dude even wrote it that or lady, I
don't even know. Dude even wrote it down at twelve
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sixteen am. That you hit you by the way, you're
up late. They hit your dog with the newspaper to
punish him for grabbing a French fry is disgusting. How
about disciplining your kids not to throw food on the
floor then and then they go on it's people like
you that give conservatives a bad name, cruel and ignorant.
(13:41):
I used to watch your show occasionally, but no more
and more. I'm sure I will make sure others don't. Yes,
you definitely seem like the type of person who has
a lot of influence over other people. Sure, I'm sure
they look to you for leadership. Anyway, Conservatives are allowed
to have a heart and be good people. Your comment
shows your true personality, which I find disgusting. You should
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not be allowed to own any animals, and I'm concerned
about your pets and children. I'm concerned about my children too,
they keep stealing my chips. Don't bother replying. I love it.
Oh wah wah, I can't believe. I'm glad he threw
that within Chris. I was just ready to type out
a response. Don't bother replying. I'll never I'll I never
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want to hear your voice again. Animal abuse is rabbit
in our country, and your comment gives people that green
light to do worse things when they have a free
pass from you. And this is maybe my favorite part.
My next comments are going to your advertisers. Whoa, whoa. Okay,
So a couple of things. One, don't act like you're
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not still listening. You're still listening. You're typing up a
new hate email as we speak. That's one, okay. One. Two,
If you would ever want to call and complain to
the appaizers, I have great news. I give out the
contact number every time I read an app, so you
can call, and you should. You should tell them exactly
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what you think about me and let me know how
that goes. Shoot me an email afterwards and let me
know how that goes, let me know how they respond. Finally,
my final point on this is this people and I
don't know whether this is a people thing or more
of a modern era because of the social media era.
I don't know what this is. But people really have
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turned into these terrible, controlling bullies. And I don't understand
it because I'm not like that. I've never I've never
seen somebody say something even someone I hate or something
I dislike, and said it even been even even it's
never even occurred to me to call that person or
send that person in an email and say stop doing that.
You stop doing In fact, I'm gonna try to make
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you stop doing that. I'm gonna I'm gonna call some
You have some problems, buddy, real real problems. Don't ever
ever try to tell me what to say or what
not to say. It will never work. In fact, the
opposite works with me. I'm just petty enough. I had
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a guy listener to the show actually they're trying to
take out ron De Santis in Florida. All the dirty
Rhinos and Democrats tend to try to take out Rona
Santis in Florida. And it's kind of a Florida story
more than a national story. And it wasn't something that
super caught my interest because he's about to be turned out,
So it's never really dug into it on the radio.
(16:35):
This dude tried to bully me into it. I guess
you're not even gonna don't have the guts to say
something about No, you don't understand because you just tried
to tell me what to say. Now, I'll never say
it now. I will never. In fact, that little thirty
second snippet I just did is the only time I
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will ever mention that story on this show. And it's
specifically becase because one person tried to tell me to
talk about it. That's how against being controlled I am
that you could look, you probably won't ever get a
chance to talk to him, And lucky for you. Ask
Jewish producer Chris if you ever talked to him, or
Corey if you ever talked to him about how I
respond when anybody tells me I'm not allowed to say something.
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If you tell me I'm not allowed to say it,
I will say it twenty times just to teach you
a lesson. And if you try to demand I say it,
I will never ever say it. Ever, it will never
ever happen. Do not try to control me. I don't
try to control you. I don't want to control you.
That's what's weird. Even if I could, even if I
had the power in my hands, I still wouldn't what Chris,
what figures? What a Chris thing to say? You know
(17:43):
what Chris just said? He said you should never give
us a raise. These mind games don't work on me. Chris. Anyway,
I just talked about slapping your dog with the newspaper. Buddy,
you never whipped a puppy with the newspaper before. What
a loser? Have you bought your gold? You heard what
they said, You heard what Scott wasssent said to do.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
So, we're negotiating with a lot of different interests. Some
of the European countries have put on an unfair digital
service taxic on our big internet provider.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, they're they're adjusting things. A lot of things being
adjusted trade wise. China. You've seen what it's done to
the market. What have you done? What have you done
specifically to make sure your retirement is not going to
be affected? Have you gotten a hold of gold Co?
Or are you just is your plan to just cross
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your fingers. I don't want you, and I'd never ask
you to do anything radical or anything crazy or anything
I haven't done. I have picked up the phone and
I have called gold Co. And I have done this.
I have ordered gold, I have ordered precious metals. I
have done it because I believe in protecting what I've earned.
Have you let them make it part of your retirement,
(19:00):
not all your retirement. I didn't tell you to go
become Fort Knox part of your retirement so you don't
lose everything you could qualify for fifteen grand and bonus
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or go to Jesse Likes goold dot com. All right, now,
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we'll get to the elite communists versus the streets and
helping people move. Next the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still
real to me, damn it. The TRN stacks. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Tuesday. I
will get to the immigration stuff. Hopefully probably here in
(19:44):
just a few minutes. First, I just dropped my pen, Chris,
I hope the audience couldn't hear that they could. Okay,
I'm sorry, I know it's loud. What do you want
me to do? Okay, it's a high quality pen. We
already talked about this, We already We're not going to
talk about the breaking of it anyway. I fixed it.
That's what. When you're handy like I am, you fix things.
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I fixed a pen. It's worked even better ever since.
My pen is better than yours. That's all. Now, there's
a headline out of the New York Post more than
a third of Americans secretly hate being asked to help
with moving. And I just felt like this was an opportunity. Okay,
more than a third of Americans secretly hate being asked
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to help with moving. I have offered before, or at
least I've brought up on the show a business idea,
and every time I read an article like this, it
leads me to believe that my business idea would be lucrative.
In my business idea was simply this. Remember this one, Chris,
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you have a hard time being a jerk. I and
a natural jerk, so I was raised. Hire me, I'll
handle it. The last time we had this conversation, it
was about relatives bringing bad food items to different holidays
(21:14):
Christmas or bar Mitzvah's Chris or whatever it may be.
You don't want to say anything about Aunt Peggy's green
bean casserole. It'll be rude. She'll be offended, and I
get that. Get me, I'll step in. I'll let her
know it's rancid trash. That's why there's one courtesy scoop
out of it. Everyone hates it, and in fact, they
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hate you for bringing it. So bring something better. Don't
come next year. I can handle that for you. I'm
happy to handle that for you. That's the beauty of
being somebody without any What are they a sadists is
probably what you'd call me. I don't know, narcissist. It
is probably more narcissistic sociopath, I think is what my mentor,
Michael Berry calls me, something like that. There are benefits
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to it, as far as more than a third of
Americans secretly hate being asked to help with moving. One
hundred percent of the people hate to ask being hate
asked to help nobody wants to help you move. Nobody does.
I'm an expert in moving, you see, because we were
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always flipping houses trying to make some money. Ten houses
in ten years. That's not even all the moves, that's
just the most concentrated example. Ten houses in ten years.
And this is without professional movers. Remember, we didn't have
the money for that. That means me, my father, my mother,
and my sister packing up the entire house, everything, refrigerators,
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wash or dryer, everything, every year for a decade, loading
it up into a U haul. No professional movers, no nothing,
loading it up in a U haul, taking it to
your new home, unloading everything. I've moved more than it's
more times than you can count in your lifetime. And
you know what my answer is to everybody who asks
me to help them move today. No, that's my answer. Hey,
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will you help me move? No? No, but I really
need it. Great answers still no, oh, but this is important. No,
Oh but Jesse, What if it was your mother or
something like that, Well the answer would still be no,
but I would step in and what No, but I'll
tell you what. I'll find you a mover or something
like that. If it was my mom or my sister
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or somebody I wouldn't just leave the no, But for
virtually everyone else, including my best friends, the answer is
simply no. I'm not moving anymore. I'm not hauling any crapity,
I'm not moving out of my house. We've actually discussed
it before. Hey, what if we sold the house. I
wonder if we could make any money. I wout if
we could move across town. I wonder if we could
(23:44):
move here, and we don't. We come back to every
single time. I don't want to pack, I don't want
to pack the stuff. I don't want to move. I'm
not moving me, and so I'm not moving you. And this,
this Jesse Kelly's Jerk Service, is going to become. I'm
telling you, this is going to become Maybe I should
read I don't you know, Chris will come up with
a new name. That's a very good point. Jesse Kelly's
(24:05):
Jerk Service is definitely not the name we're gonna go
with either way. That's a placeholder name for this point.
At this point in time, I'm gonna make millions and
millions of dollars. Hi, you're me, and I'll be the
one When your friend texts you. Hey, uh, I got
a six packs of sick pack of beer in it
for you. Do you want to help me move this Saturday?
I don't want you to have to be that guy
or that girl. Give me a call. I'll handle it
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for you. What Chris Chris said, he gets not wanting
to help others move, but I don't want to pack
my own stuff. I want others doing it. No, no,
you don't understand. I will pack my own stuff. I
have no problem with that. I will wrap my guns
and pack stuff. And Ab is more of the detail free.
(24:50):
So she's gonna do the kitchen and things like that.
Like we've done dude, We've done this. We've moved across
the country several times. I have done it. But well,
I'll put it this way. We have considered moving across town.
Not that we're not happy with where we are, but
we've sniffed around. We kind of like this neighborhood, a
little closer to the school. That kind of thing. People, Hey,
(25:13):
out of convenience, might you move? We have completely eliminated
it because of move it because I don't want to move.
I won't move me. I'm never gonna move you. The
answer is no, and the only exception to this rule,
I will say, because everybody's celebrating right now, because everyone
wants Jesse Kelly's jerk service to step in and help
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them again, we're gonna change the name Chris. The one
excuse or the one excuse, the one The one group
i'll say, not excuse. The one group that probably can't
use this sorry, is young men. Fellas. I don't want
to hear any whinding. Well, women, life is unfair, okay.
(25:57):
Young men have to bear many burdens for society that
other people do not have to bear. If you are
a man, I will say twenty five and under and
your buddy who is single, you're not obligated to go
help your buddy's family of five move. If your buddy
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who is also single and young, if he's moving out
of his apartment and he needs help because he only
has like three things he needs help with, he's got
a couch and a bet. Everyone knows what a young
man has. You have to help him. He has to
pay you back. He can pay you back in money,
which he probably doesn't have, so that don't set that aside,
(26:39):
or he can pay you back in pizza, or he
can pay you back in beer or something along those lines.
It can be, you know, a tangible exchange. He owes you,
and he will owe you a move assist. If you're
a young man twenty five and under, you have an obligation.
If you're older than that. As a dude, no, the
(27:00):
answer is no. If you're a woman at any age, no,
your wrists are two weak anyway, just say no, you're
not doing it. The answer is no. Don't help people move.
I'm not doing it. What Chris?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
See? That's the problem because Chris is a sadist. He said,
just move one guy and bang up the walls and
they'll never help. They'll never ask you again. Moving it
damages things, no matter what. No matter what, things get damaged.
And this is another reason you don't help people move,
because you'll be moving, you know, at the clock that
(27:35):
grandma had back in eighteen fifty three, and you'll bang
it off the wall because you're already sweaty and you're
tired and your back hurts, and it's the end of
the day and you'll chip grandma's clock and they'll get
mad at you about it. Does it sound like I've
been here before? They get mad at you, hey man,
you put a dent in my wash eror dryer. Oh really, well,
too bad. I don't work at U haul. Go find
(27:57):
somebody else to move you then for a six pack
of beer. If this is another reason I'm not doing it,
I'm not doing it. Don't call, don't email, And if
someone has asked you to move, you can call Jesse
Kelly's Jerk Service and we will be here to assist
you any hour of the day. In fact, you can
email the show, love, hate, death threats, or anyone you
need me to be a jerk to Jesse at Jessekellyshow
(28:21):
dot com. Chris, we're giving out a freebee to get business.
This is how we get business in the door. It's
like drug dealers who hand out the pot or whatever.
Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. We'll talk immigration next. He
doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly.
(28:42):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday. Remember you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also,
if you want to celebrate something, how about this Only
nine illegal immigrants released into the US during Trump's first
one hundred days, a ninety nine point ninety nine percent
(29:06):
drop from the same period under Biden. I know, you
might not be thrilled with everything. Maybe you aren't thrilled
with everything, but that's very rare. People aren't thrilled with everything,
no matter what else you say. They secured the border,
and that's a really, really big deal because the Biden
administration did so much unending damage to this country. That
(29:31):
Trump administration stepped in and secured the border. And like
we talked about in the first hour, remember when you
hear these people discuss illegals, immigrants, illegal, immigrants, whatever word
they're undocumented, whatever word they want to put on it,
remember that they're lying about every single thing they say.
Michelle Obama, she hasn't shed a single tear or lost
(29:55):
a minute of sleep for the illegals being deportable.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well, in this current climate, for me, it's you know
what's happening to immigrants, you know, So it's it's not
the fear for myself anymore. I drive around in a
four car motorcade with a police escort. I'm Michelle Obama.
I do still worry about my daughters, in the world,
even though they are somewhat recognizable. So my fears are
(30:19):
for what I know is happening out there in streets
all over the city. And now that we have leadership
that is sort of indiscriminately determining who belongs and who doesn't,
and we know that those decisions aren't being made.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
With Just remember she's lying about every single word of that,
every single word she's lying. She's lying about what's happening,
she's lying about her feelings about it. But also remember
it's not that the communist is okay with lying. He
believes he has to lie, he's instructed to lie, he's
trying to lie.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I think our reverence for the truth might become, might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
She knows they're only deporting illegals. She knows that these people,
many of them are criminals. Actually every single one of
them is a criminal in some shape or form. She
knows they make the lives of Americans worse in one
way or another. But she also knows that the mass
importation of foreigners is absolutely positively critical. It is the
(31:26):
central pillar of global communism, and she knows that she
has to sell your values to you in some ways.
So she talks about losing sleep over the poor illegals. Remember,
they lie about everything all the time.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
And here at home we're seeing Ice has deported nearly
one hundred and forty thousand people, often with no due
process or real hearings.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
You're yelling into the microphone that they don't deserve due process,
They don't deserve hearings. If you were to give them
due process and hearings, it would take like ten thousand years. Well,
she knows that too. They're lying about everything all the time,
and it's not an accident. They're not misguided, they're not naive.
The Das aren't soft on crime, they're pro crime. They
(32:17):
lie about everything, and they lie on purpose. The media
didn't miss Joe Biden's cognitive decline. They didn't miss it.
They covered it up on purpose. This is not a
media failure. This is a failure of the Democratic Party.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
And I just sort of sort of the virtue signaling
that some people have done to try to say that
the media missed the story. They didn't miss this story.
So you know, it's not like this, This isn't WMDs
where the White House worked with the mainstream media to
manufacture a story that did not exist. That was a
(32:53):
press failure. This was not that failure. This is an
attempt by some to virtue you signal. And it's this
horrible sort of pitting different news organizations against each other,
when ultimately the people at fault are Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi,
Jill Biden, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, every elected member of Congress.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
They just lied to us. No they didn't. You covered
it up to help them out. Now you're trying to
fade the heat. Now. I remember what we were talking
about about how the elites in the streets or two
different divisions of communism always have been, always will be.
And remember how many times I've told you what the
what are the streets not allowed to do? You're allowed
(33:38):
to make the transition from street animal into being an elite.
You can get out, you can get out of that
protest and get elected to Congress or something like that.
But what are you not allowed to do? You're not
allowed to bring your street animal ways with you in
a way that hurts the elites that you're not allowed
you have to leave some of your barbarian ways in
(34:01):
the streets. Why is Jamal Bowman not in Congress anymore? Well,
it's really quite simple. Jamal Bowman was a career street
animal communist activist, got elected to Congress, could not set
aside his animal ways, and found himself pulling fire alarms,
making life hard for the elites. Bup, bup, bup primary challenge. Goodbye,
(34:22):
so sad, see you later. David Hogg, Vice chair the
DNC headline, Native American woman gets a chance to topple
Hog at the DNC. They're going to take out David Hogg.
David Hogg is this community street animal pretending to be
(34:42):
a survivor of a school shooting. He's made a lot
of hay, got himself a Harvard education out of the
whole thing, and then decided he wanted to Okay, this
street life isn't for everybody. He wanted some of the
finer things in life. So get yourself as vice chair
the DNC. You're flying first class baby private jets, fancy parties.
(35:05):
But he couldn't couldn't set aside his street animal ways,
started talking about challenging democrats in primaries, and now he's
going to be gone soon. The streets aren't allowed to
challenge the elites. Do you enjoy history? By the way,
there's all the historical context for all this stuff. What
(35:26):
if Hillsdale College would teach you some history for free?
You know they will. Hillsdale College will teach you things
for free. It's available for everybody, you me, everybody you
have access to a computer, smartphone. Right now, Hillsdale's offering
more than forty courses, not classes, entire courses free for
(35:51):
people who listen to my show. If you go to
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You want to take their newest one Understanding Capitalism, you'll
forget more about capitalism than your friends wherever. No, Hillsdale
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(36:14):
And now here's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Deep state
federal employees defying Trump orders caught on video. Yes, just
a reminder that the United States government is absolutely full
of committed communists who are going to subvert everything we do,
(36:37):
and we can't succeed until we get the little parasites out.
I do have an underground tunnel. Watch Mark Zuckerberg brag
about his Hawaiian doomsday bunker. Fellas ego is one of
those things that brings us all down. If you ever
do get an underground tunnel, an underground bunker, something for doomsday,
(36:58):
it generally is preferred if if you don't let the
entire general public know, because then somebody with more guns
than you shows up, shoots you in the face and
takes over your bunker. The army made a tank it
doesn't need and can't use. Now it's figuring out what
to do with it. Yeah, but that would imply that
the army ever had a tank it knew how to use,
which would be incorrect. All right, we will do this
(37:21):
again tomorrow. That's all
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