May 19, 2025 • 37 mins
The head of CBS news is stepping down over the fact that they can’t lie on the air anymore. Bad news about the big, beautiful bill. The problem with half-price night. Making flights more bearable. The distain these people have for your way of life. Why do commies go into history?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show, and
a fantastic Monday. And yes, we're gonna talk about this
CBS News CEO stepping down. I'll get to the big
ugly budget. I'll offend everyone when we talk about cruise
(00:33):
ships and the rise in crime. We'll do emails, We'll
make fun of Chuck Schumer and Hillary Clinton. Oh, that's
and so much more coming up in the final hour
of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now, this story just makes
me laugh, and I realize on a larger level it's
not funny. But you'll see why I find it funny
(00:54):
in just the moment. It's a big story in the
media world today that a Wendy McMahon is stepping down.
Now she's CBS's news boss, she's the boss at CBS News.
She's resigning, she's stepping down, she's being forced out. It
all depends on who you're looking to. But you know
(01:18):
what all this is coming from, right She even said this,
she said, it's become clear that the company and I
do not agree on the path forward. And I find
this to be unbelievably hilarious and revealing really of how
these people see themselves. So let's recap, shall we. Dome
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Kamala Harris is running for president. Polls aren't looking good,
Nobody likes her, no one's ever liked her, and no
one didn't like her when they handed her the nomination
and one point five billion dollars that and Democrats were
facing serious headwinds because they're soulos demons who opened up
the border. So she was already she already had an
uphill battle. So CBS this in and of itself is amazing.
(02:05):
They took their flagship news program sixty minutes and they
decided they were going to do a long interview that
would really that really helped Dome anddear herself to the public.
We all know that was the point of the interview.
But the problem is, we talked about this during the election.
It doesn't matter how many staffers and people, the consultants
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and all these people you have around you, at some
point in time, the candidate must performs. It doesn't matter
how much money you have, or how smart your campaign
manager is, or at some point in time you have
to be able to get up there and just do it.
(02:49):
You have to be able to speak, you have to
be able to make people like you. You do so
sixty minutes knew this, CBS knew this. They asked her
question about Israel. I'm going to play you first. Her
actual response, This is what she actually said.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It seems a Prime Minister Netanyah who is not listening.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted
in a number of movements in that region by Israel
that were very much prompted by or a result of
many things, including our advocacy for what needs to happen
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in the region.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What does that mean? It means nothing. And even the
communists at CBS they sat down after the interview was
over and they looked at it, and she didn't say anything.
This is a terrible answer. So what do they do?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What have we talked about? You and me? No matter
how important the job, no matter the pay, no matter
the uniform, no matter how important the role is, from
school teacher to general to media executive, it doesn't matter.
A communist is always a communist first, and everything else
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is outside of that. Everything else is secondary. A communist
is a communist first. You're at CBS, you listen to
Dome giving a terrible answer on idiot on Israel. You well,
you're a communist. First, you're not honest. First, you're not
a journalist. First, you're not at CBS. First, you decide
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you're going to do something about that, because the revolution
is what matters. We have to stop trumph. So I
just played her actual response. But if you tuned into
CBS and watch sixty minutes, this is the response you
would have heard.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Jeems said Prime Minister Netanyah, who is not listening.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We're not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for
the United States to be clear about where we stand
on the need for this war to end.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They just grabbed a completely different SoundBite from a completely
different answer, and they cut it and they pasted it
in the interview, and well, they lied, they lied, Now
you know all that that was the background Trump, to
his credit, I've said repeatedly that the GOP, the right,
maybe even you have to start getting more litigious. These
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people are all law breakers. You can't have a revolution
without breaking the law. Communists break the law all the time,
all the time. You should punish them when they do
bad things. Maybe you sue them, maybe you press charges,
maybe something. But when communists break the law, you should
hurt them for it legally. Legally, legally, you always stay legal,
(05:47):
So trump suit them for a large quantity of money.
Twenty billion dollar lawsuit. Now, after a lawsuit like this,
here's how it works. I've actually been involved in this before.
Not me personally, I've never been sued or anything like that,
but a company I used to work for I was
(06:08):
involved in something like this. So let me explain how
this works. Let's say let's say you your company got
sued for insulting the color green. I know that's really stupid,
Just stay with me. It makes it easier to understand.
Your company got sued for twenty billion dollars because the
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CEO said something against the color green. Well, eventually you're
going to settle that lawsuit. But as is laid out
in that lawsuit, your company. Either it's going to be
laid out in the lawsuit or your company will do
it anyway. You are going to start putting rules into place.
And what are those rules going to be. Well, once
you get dragged through the courts and have to pay
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a settlement and have to pay lawyers, you're looking at
the bottom line, and you're looking the money you just
shelled out. You don't ever want to have to deal
with something like that ever again. And so what you
do is you send out an emphatic memo to the
entire entire company. In fact, you probably have in person
meetings with the whole company, and you tell every single
one of them in no uncertain terms. Listen up, you
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freaking morons. If one person utters the slightest, slightest negative
word against the color green, you're all fired immediately, and
I'll make sure you never work in this town again.
That's how it works when big companies get sued and
they get cost a fortune for something. So for CBS,
it wasn't that they insulted the color green. It was
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that they completely lied and edited an interview so a
Democrat could win an election. That's why they did it.
Trump sued them. Now CBS now they're having to hand
out rules to all their programs, including sixty minutes. And
what would those rules be? Hey, please don't cut and
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paste a completely different answer are on to a different
question to make it look like somebody said something they
didn't because we're gonna get sued. So basically, guys, don't
tell any more. Outright lies, so a democrat can win.
If you do that, it's gonna cost us money. And
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if you do that, you're going to be fired. All that,
and the response from the CEO was, it's become clear
the company and I do not agree on a path forward.
Let me tell you why I find that completely hilarious.
Even powerful people in America's media CEO of CBS News,
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they can't function without lying. Isn't that such an easy
directive to follow? Hey, don't lie. Don't edit this and
make it look like someone said that our only rule
is please don't lie. How's the rule she was given?
And she throws her hands up, Well, I don't know
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how I'm supposed to work under these conditions. How am
I supposed to do journalism if I'm not allowed to
tell outright lies? That's what journalism is. This is ridiculous.
But again back to how they.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Think are reverence for the truth might become might have
become a bit of a distraction that is preventing us
from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The truth is completely unimportant. What matters is the revolution
and if your candidate, who's going to push your revolution forward?
Answers a question like this.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It seems that Prime Minister Netanya who is not listening.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted
in a number of movements in that region by Israel
that were very much prompted by or a result of
many things, including our advocacy for what needs to happen
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in the region.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You can't let that stand. It may be true, but
it's bad for the revolution. So you cut and you
paste and you show the public this.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
But it seems that Prime Minister NETANYAHUO is not listening.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
We're not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for
the United States to be clear about where we stand
on the need for this war to end.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
All they do is lie about everything everything, all right,
I'm going to offend some people when I talk about
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It is a Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday. Member.
You can email us love, hey, death threats, whatever you'd
like Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. So the headline,
it doesn't matter. We're gonna move on through some emails
after this, but just really quickly The headline is that
cruise ship crime rates have risen to a two year high.
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So we're going to have a talk really quickly about
cruises and about life. Okay, first, I'm certainly not a
cruise ship expert, but I've been on two. Both times
I was on a cruise. Well, the first time I
was on a cruise, I was dead broke. The second
time I was.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Poor.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I wouldn't say dead broke, but poor, probably not even
probably not even flirting with middle class. So I know
not only cruises. I can only testify to low end cruises.
There are really nice ones out there. I've never been
on one before, two low end cruises. Let me explain something.
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There are things you're getting with a cruise and there
are things you're not getting with a cruise. The cruise
benefits are, well, you only have to unpack once. You
get to see a bunch of different places, but you
have one room for whatever, four or five days, however
long you're on the cruise. It's nice, hey, unpacked once,
good deal, good deal. But there aren't that many benefits
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on the ones I've been on because they're cheap. Listen,
we don't like talking about this because money makes everybody uncomfortable.
If you have it, you should never brag about it.
If you're poor, you shouldn't feel bad about it. Money
comes and money goes. All we've all been there, ups
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and downs. But whatever amount of money you have, you
should never go on a cruise unless you can afford
a nice cruise and a nice room. People blow their
money on things to get in to places they don't
want to be, and you do it because it sounds nice.
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You know why crime rates have risen on cruises because
the dollars it costs to go on a cruise have
gone down, not up. If you go down to Miami,
for instance, you can see cruise ship after cruise ship.
They're stacked up like sardines there, and they're not all
going off to some fancy Caribbean island or something like that.
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Some of them are popping in one or two quick places.
It's a two or three day cruise for ninety nine
dollars a night. If you are on a cruise ship
and it costs best Western prices to get on the
cruise ship, you were on that cruise ship, not with
lovely people who share your values vacationing. You're on that
cruise ship with criminal or criminal adjacent people, and it's
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going to be a gross, vulgar, horrible experience. And you
should have instead through the family in the car and
drove down to the beach for a nice, long weekend
of peace and quiet. You went on the cruise, but
you went with the half priced crowd, and the half
priced crowd is going to get you a half priced
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experience every single time. The second time I went on
a cruise, you couldn't even get into the pool because
of the film of oil over the top. It looked
like the Exxon Valdez crashed into the pool in the
cruise ship. That's how vile the entire thing was. One dude,
there was a brough. We went one night to the
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club in there, and it was Ob and I and
we went down there and we thought, hey, let's go
get a cocktail. Maybe all sweeper off her feet. Even
though Bob says, I'm like dancing with the grizzly Bear.
We were there for two minutes and this ghettoed out
fest had a brawl because some dude reached his hand
back and hit his woman on the dan's floor. It
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was a disaster in every way unless you have the
money to spend a lot of it. Do not go
on a cruise because you are trapped there with the
dregs of society and you must in life price out
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the riff raft. You want a good example of this,
I'll give you one more example of this. You want
to make flying more bearable, go become a member of
something to get into the airport lounges. You did. You
know you can do this for like zero cost. Let's
(16:53):
say I'm just gonna use Delta as an example. You
know that Delta. I'm sure they have a Visa or
a master Card. I'm not looking this up, but they
have a major credit card. And if you have a
credit card, you can just get a Delta credit card.
I know because my buddy has one. Actually I think
his is United. He didn't do anything special. He's not
filthy rich, but when he goes to the airport, he
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gets to go into the United lounge. His bathrooms are clean,
the food is free. If he wants a cocktail word two,
he can sip on that while you and I are
out in the main airport, dodging people's pee in the toilet.
Paying twenty five dollars for a glass of orange juice.
Do you know why the lounge is a little better.
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It didn't even really cost money, but you elevated your
circumstances above those around you. And what you did was
you took the bottom five ten percent of society and
you left them out at Cinnabon with the rest of
us while you are enjoying clean bathrooms and phone chargers
and everything else. Price out the riff rafft in whatever
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way you can in your life, Trust me, it makes
it better. Chris telling you airport lounge, my friend Airport lounge,
did Chris even Chris said, I swear on my life verbatim.
This is Jewish producer Chris, and he said, worth the money.
It's worth the freaking money. Believe me, worth the money.
Price out the riff raft And if you're looking for
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(18:45):
already there. She's already there. She's already she's already got
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You do these little video calls and four out of
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(19:08):
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Let's talk about the bill next. Jesse Kelly returns. Next
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday Memory.
If you miss any part of the show, you can
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(19:51):
if you want to watch me do the show, you
can watch me do the radio show at Jesse Kellyshow
dot com. Right Chris and you click on the video link.
Chris tells me it's easy that anybody can do it.
Jesse kellyshow dot com and what Chris, what you just said?
It was almost anybody, but maybe not me. You know,
(20:14):
that's rude, Chris. That's right. I bet you could do it.
I bet you I could do it easily. Maybe not easily,
but oh yes, I did hear the story and I
did see the video. You can stop emailing me about it.
About that big sailing ship, the big next Mexican Navy
ship that crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge. It was the
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Brooklyn Bridge, so it's New York City. Everybody's got a camera.
I bet you I watched the video from a thousand
different angles. Chuck Schumer said this about it.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
The Trump administration has been meddling in US Coast Guard operations,
from staffing to command and comms. And I have the
general sense of a doge dysfunction in parts of the
Coast Guard. We know that there has been meddling by
the Trump administration.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
In obviously he's just lying about it and doing what
they always do, trying to find a way to blame Trump.
But I will say Mexican Navy ship. Maybe you thought
we didn't have any sources, We actually do have a
little bit of audio from that day a Yai yai yai.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
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Speaker 2 (21:25):
I love them.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
I do.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
I want Britto scornchits.
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I'll get them from you. I yi yai yi oh,
I amd fritto buantito. Give me Britto scornchips, and I'll
be your friends, the Fritto buntito. You must not uptain munch, munch,
munch a bunch of pritos.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
So do with that what you will. Now, I have
something kind of crappy to talk about, so I'm not
going to spend very long on it. The bill up.
You've heard me already rant and rave about. You can
call it a big, beautiful bill all you want, but
there's no such thing as a beautiful bill that is big,
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not from a corrupt institution like this Congress. It's not
humanly possible. They will do what corrupt, evil people always do.
They'll take a few things they know you want and
I want, and they'll throw them in the bill, and
then they'll fill up the bill with corruption that allows
them to buy votes. That's what all this is. I
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have bad news, and I have worse news. The bad
news is the fiscal hawks in the House and the
Senate have gone from fairly quietly complaining about this to
loudly screaming about the entire thing. I actually had a
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chance to talk to Senator Ron Johnson earlier today, and
that was probably as angry as I think I've ever
seen Senator Ron Johnson, if I'm being honest. Ron Johnson
put up some long video online showing well, this is
what he put up online. I want to do what
has not been done in twenty four years. Balance the
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federal budget.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
We're going to balance.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
We have to cut spending. We don't have a revenue
problem this country. Revenues are up, fact, they're up at
historic levels. What we have is a spending problem.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Reduced the size and scope of government, make it work
more efficiently and effectively for the American people.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
He wants to balance the budget. I know I do too.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
We do not have a revenue problem in the United
States of America.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
We have a spending problem.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
But Ron Johnson wasn't putting that up as a compliment.
He was putting that up to say, what happened to
all this kind of rhetoric. As we get closer and
closer and closer to the passage of something. Something is
happening that is as predictable as the rising and setting
of the sun. The bill is getting worse and worse
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and worse as the deadline looms. And you know why
this is. I don't have to insult your intelligence, but
just in case you're a little confused, why would the
bill get worse? Well, remember there are a bunch of
soulis evil demons who work in the House and the
Senate and their staffers too, lobbyists all that the worst
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when they sense your desperation, when they start hearing things like,
we have to pass something. Let's just get it done.
Let's get it done by Tuesday. Hey, let's get this
passed by Wednesday. No later than Friday. We have to
get it done. We're down to twenty four hours. You
know what they hear, Opportunity is what they hear. The
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second politicians start talking about how desperate they are to
get something done, just pass something through, then all the
corrupt demons in Washington, d C. To send like the
local as they are, and they start packing as much
evil filth into that bill as they possibly can because
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they believe you are desperate now and we'll have to
vote on it anyway, And so as the deadlines get closer,
the bills get worse. That's what you need to remember
and take away from this. As deadlines get closer, the
bills get worse. It's happened every single time I've ever
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watched this stuff. The bill never gets better, it never
gets trimmed down. It gets worse and worse and worse
and worse and worse as more corruption gets thrown in,
and more corruption gets thrown in, and more corruption gets
thrown in. And I want you to remember that. I
want you to remember that the next time a politician,
any politician, gets up and starts bragging about Doge. I
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don't care who they are, if they wear a Republican
tag and they get up and they're bragging about Doge
found this, and Doge stop this and Dose stop that.
If that's a Republican who votes for this crap, that
Republican is full of crap. Because what this does, this
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big beautiful bill, is it funds every single penny of
that corruption. The ugly truth about those is nobody snapped
their fingers and decided to start sending millions of dollars
to Guatemala for tranny surgeries. Congress authorized that money in
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bills just like this one. That money is actually legal.
Did you know that most of it legal and authorized?
And that process happens during what we're going through right now.
And do keep that in mind if you're one of
these people who keeps emailing me saying, just get it passed.
That's how we get corruption. That kind of talk and
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that kind of thing is exactly how we get the
criminality you're angry about. Just pass something. We have to
pass something. You know who hears you saying that all
the criminal scumbags in DC and they start licking their
lips and thinking about all the criminality they're going to
stuff in that bill. Why because they hear people saying,
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pass something. I don't care what it is. Oh, they're
going to pass something, Oh you bet they will. They're
going to pass the same corruption they've been campaigning against,
like they always do. As I said before many times,
Democrats are the creators of Washington DC corruption and Republicans
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are the protectors of it. Period. It's true. It's true, Chris,
shake your head all you want. I might make a
bumper sticker. Chris, that's a great line. Maybe I will
make a bumper sticker and right under it it'll say
sponsored by Rough Greens because what I love. My dog
Fred is having a pretty tough time right now too,
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and so we're going to be there for him. If
you're asking, what's wrong, Oh, my mom left, And when
my mom comes and visits Fred, because he's a moron,
convinces himself every time that she's moving in and that
she will love on him all day long, every day
for the rest of his life. And then when she leaves,
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which she always does, yet he never sees it coming.
When she leaves, then he whimpers and stares out the
front door for two or three days. And we're right
in the middle of that process right now. So say
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Your dog doesn't get any nutrition from dog food. It's dead.
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your freedom every day. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is
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the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And you
know what I really do enjoy because Hillary Clinton just
got up and did it again. I enjoy. I enjoy
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these lifelong Democrats who do the speaking tour thing to
stay relevant. Because what's Hillary Clinton gonna do? Does she
want to stay home and watch Bill have to hide
from her? No, of course not. Hillary wants stuff to do.
She's used to be in famous and Secretary of State
and senator and first Lady. She's used to be important,
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and so she's not going to sit at home. She's
not going to be bored. This is someone who doesn't
have any real passions outside of killing people. So she's
somebody who's going to make sure she stays in the
public eye. But when they do this, they always, always,
always end up saying things that they were supposed to
keep quiet and things they have kept quiet for most
(30:22):
of their career. But they get honest because there's nothing
for them to lose. Now, there's no other elections for
Hillary to lose. She's all done, all washed up. But
she was talking about Trump and Vance on stage.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Here she will basically send a message most exemplified by
Vance and Musk and others, that you know, what we
really need from you women are more children. And what
that really means is you should go back to doing
what you were born to do, which is to produce
more children.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But if you had read thing right.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
The Heritage Foundation's Project twenty twenty five, despite trying saying
he knew nothing about it, if you had read it,
it's all in there. It's all in there. Return to
the family, the nuclear family, return to being a Christian nation,
returned to you know, producing a lot of children.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Listen, just all thattter, keep going. Listen to the disdain
she has for the things she just described. Doesn't matter
whether you are those things or whether you believe in
those things. Listen to her disdain for the Nuclear Family
of a sounded like it was a big lookie. She
couldn't wait to get out of her mouth. The Nuclear
fa a lugie, Chris, when you do the call that
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a lugie lugi, it's not lugie, it's lugie. No, it's
not Cory, are you agreeing with him? You think it's
a lugi I disagree, it's a lugie haka lugie, you
know what whatever.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Which is sort of odd because the people who produce
the most children in our country are immigrants, and they
want to deport them. So none of this adds up.
But you know, one of the reasons why our economy
did so much better than comparable advanced economies across the
world is because we actually had a replenishment because we
had a lot of immigrants, legally and undocumented who had
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a you know, larger than normal by American standards, family.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
So they just can't help themselves. Well, they say, American
women are supposed to get married and have a nuclear family.
That's why we import foreign slave labor. So you don't
have to go back and actually have a family. You
make sure you keep your nose to the grind and
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avoid all that. Hey, Pedro, are you and Loupegan have
any more kids? We need you. Someone's got to pick
these strawberries, thanks, Pedro. That's how they think. They don't
even really hide it all that well, it's how they think. Jesse,
I listened to you just discussing how the communists have
taken over history classes, and how important it is to
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be careful which history classes our kids take. There's a
lefty anti trumper on X who recently mentioned he has
a minor in history. I'd rather not give you his name,
since I don't want this person to get any more attention.
But the guy with the history miner is one of
the nastiest left wing people. Okay, well, let me ask
(33:27):
you something. Why meaning why is that guy in history?
Why'd he do it? Because he knew he knew if
he went into history, perhaps taught history, it would create
an opportunity for him to be a warrior for the evolution.
(33:52):
Does that history guy see himself as a history guy first?
Of course not. That's the costume he gets to wear.
He's their communist revolutionary first, and he knows his role
as a history professor, history teacher it's going to allow
him to help the revolution. One of the greatest aids
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Democrats have had in this country is the ability, actually
the greatest aid they've had in this country is their
ability to educate your children. And how bad America sucks.
I'll tell you. I'll give you a real quick example
before we get out of here. It's a local thing,
but in our local area, not right by me. It's
a couple of towns over. But there's one of those
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Montessori schools, a private, kind of a custom school that's
being built. And it's being built right across the street
from a public school. I think it's a junior high.
I don't know. My kids aren't going to either one
of them, but right across the street from a public school.
The neighborhood Democrats are loudly protesting the building of the Montessori.
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Why oh, just because it's a school that's outside of
their control. The Montsori hasn't done anything. It's not even
a religious one or something that would bother Democrats a lot.
The very thought of children escaping the anti American indoctrination
they get in public school angers democrats. That's how much
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that's how much it means to them. And they know it.
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the ugly. One of the great things he's done that
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he got no credit for whatsoever, is pulling all of
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But we're allowed to deport foreigners now, zeeh. Anyway, that's
all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show, and
a fantastic Monday. And yes, we're gonna talk about this
CBS News CEO stepping down. I'll get to the big
ugly budget. I'll offend everyone when we talk about cruise
(00:33):
ships and the rise in crime. We'll do emails, We'll
make fun of Chuck Schumer and Hillary Clinton. Oh, that's
and so much more coming up in the final hour
of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now, this story just makes
me laugh, and I realize on a larger level it's
not funny. But you'll see why I find it funny
(00:54):
in just the moment. It's a big story in the
media world today that a Wendy McMahon is stepping down.
Now she's CBS's news boss, she's the boss at CBS News.
She's resigning, she's stepping down, she's being forced out. It
all depends on who you're looking to. But you know
(01:18):
what all this is coming from, right She even said this,
she said, it's become clear that the company and I
do not agree on the path forward. And I find
this to be unbelievably hilarious and revealing really of how
these people see themselves. So let's recap, shall we. Dome
(01:40):
Kamala Harris is running for president. Polls aren't looking good,
Nobody likes her, no one's ever liked her, and no
one didn't like her when they handed her the nomination
and one point five billion dollars that and Democrats were
facing serious headwinds because they're soulos demons who opened up
the border. So she was already she already had an
uphill battle. So CBS this in and of itself is amazing.
(02:05):
They took their flagship news program sixty minutes and they
decided they were going to do a long interview that
would really that really helped Dome anddear herself to the public.
We all know that was the point of the interview.
But the problem is, we talked about this during the election.
It doesn't matter how many staffers and people, the consultants
(02:28):
and all these people you have around you, at some
point in time, the candidate must performs. It doesn't matter
how much money you have, or how smart your campaign
manager is, or at some point in time you have
to be able to get up there and just do it.
(02:49):
You have to be able to speak, you have to
be able to make people like you. You do so
sixty minutes knew this, CBS knew this. They asked her
question about Israel. I'm going to play you first. Her
actual response, This is what she actually said.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It seems a Prime Minister Netanyah who is not listening.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted
in a number of movements in that region by Israel
that were very much prompted by or a result of
many things, including our advocacy for what needs to happen
(03:33):
in the region.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What does that mean? It means nothing. And even the
communists at CBS they sat down after the interview was
over and they looked at it, and she didn't say anything.
This is a terrible answer. So what do they do?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What have we talked about? You and me? No matter
how important the job, no matter the pay, no matter
the uniform, no matter how important the role is, from
school teacher to general to media executive, it doesn't matter.
A communist is always a communist first, and everything else
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is outside of that. Everything else is secondary. A communist
is a communist first. You're at CBS, you listen to
Dome giving a terrible answer on idiot on Israel. You well,
you're a communist. First, you're not honest. First, you're not
a journalist. First, you're not at CBS. First, you decide
(04:34):
you're going to do something about that, because the revolution
is what matters. We have to stop trumph. So I
just played her actual response. But if you tuned into
CBS and watch sixty minutes, this is the response you
would have heard.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Jeems said Prime Minister Netanyah, who is not listening.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We're not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for
the United States to be clear about where we stand
on the need for this war to end.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They just grabbed a completely different SoundBite from a completely
different answer, and they cut it and they pasted it
in the interview, and well, they lied, they lied, Now
you know all that that was the background Trump, to
his credit, I've said repeatedly that the GOP, the right,
maybe even you have to start getting more litigious. These
(05:24):
people are all law breakers. You can't have a revolution
without breaking the law. Communists break the law all the time,
all the time. You should punish them when they do
bad things. Maybe you sue them, maybe you press charges,
maybe something. But when communists break the law, you should
hurt them for it legally. Legally, legally, you always stay legal,
(05:47):
So trump suit them for a large quantity of money.
Twenty billion dollar lawsuit. Now, after a lawsuit like this,
here's how it works. I've actually been involved in this before.
Not me personally, I've never been sued or anything like that,
but a company I used to work for I was
(06:08):
involved in something like this. So let me explain how
this works. Let's say let's say you your company got
sued for insulting the color green. I know that's really stupid,
Just stay with me. It makes it easier to understand.
Your company got sued for twenty billion dollars because the
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CEO said something against the color green. Well, eventually you're
going to settle that lawsuit. But as is laid out
in that lawsuit, your company. Either it's going to be
laid out in the lawsuit or your company will do
it anyway. You are going to start putting rules into place.
And what are those rules going to be. Well, once
you get dragged through the courts and have to pay
(06:51):
a settlement and have to pay lawyers, you're looking at
the bottom line, and you're looking the money you just
shelled out. You don't ever want to have to deal
with something like that ever again. And so what you
do is you send out an emphatic memo to the
entire entire company. In fact, you probably have in person
meetings with the whole company, and you tell every single
one of them in no uncertain terms. Listen up, you
(07:13):
freaking morons. If one person utters the slightest, slightest negative
word against the color green, you're all fired immediately, and
I'll make sure you never work in this town again.
That's how it works when big companies get sued and
they get cost a fortune for something. So for CBS,
it wasn't that they insulted the color green. It was
(07:36):
that they completely lied and edited an interview so a
Democrat could win an election. That's why they did it.
Trump sued them. Now CBS now they're having to hand
out rules to all their programs, including sixty minutes. And
what would those rules be? Hey, please don't cut and
(07:57):
paste a completely different answer are on to a different
question to make it look like somebody said something they
didn't because we're gonna get sued. So basically, guys, don't
tell any more. Outright lies, so a democrat can win.
If you do that, it's gonna cost us money. And
(08:19):
if you do that, you're going to be fired. All that,
and the response from the CEO was, it's become clear
the company and I do not agree on a path forward.
Let me tell you why I find that completely hilarious.
Even powerful people in America's media CEO of CBS News,
(08:42):
they can't function without lying. Isn't that such an easy
directive to follow? Hey, don't lie. Don't edit this and
make it look like someone said that our only rule
is please don't lie. How's the rule she was given?
And she throws her hands up, Well, I don't know
(09:03):
how I'm supposed to work under these conditions. How am
I supposed to do journalism if I'm not allowed to
tell outright lies? That's what journalism is. This is ridiculous.
But again back to how they.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Think are reverence for the truth might become might have
become a bit of a distraction that is preventing us
from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The truth is completely unimportant. What matters is the revolution
and if your candidate, who's going to push your revolution forward?
Answers a question like this.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It seems that Prime Minister Netanya who is not listening.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted
in a number of movements in that region by Israel
that were very much prompted by or a result of
many things, including our advocacy for what needs to happen
(10:05):
in the region.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You can't let that stand. It may be true, but
it's bad for the revolution. So you cut and you
paste and you show the public this.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
But it seems that Prime Minister NETANYAHUO is not listening.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
We're not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for
the United States to be clear about where we stand
on the need for this war to end.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
All they do is lie about everything everything, all right,
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It is a Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday. Member.
You can email us love, hey, death threats, whatever you'd
like Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. So the headline,
it doesn't matter. We're gonna move on through some emails
after this, but just really quickly The headline is that
cruise ship crime rates have risen to a two year high.
(12:24):
So we're going to have a talk really quickly about
cruises and about life. Okay, first, I'm certainly not a
cruise ship expert, but I've been on two. Both times
I was on a cruise. Well, the first time I
was on a cruise, I was dead broke. The second
time I was.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Poor.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I wouldn't say dead broke, but poor, probably not even
probably not even flirting with middle class. So I know
not only cruises. I can only testify to low end cruises.
There are really nice ones out there. I've never been
on one before, two low end cruises. Let me explain something.
(13:09):
There are things you're getting with a cruise and there
are things you're not getting with a cruise. The cruise
benefits are, well, you only have to unpack once. You
get to see a bunch of different places, but you
have one room for whatever, four or five days, however
long you're on the cruise. It's nice, hey, unpacked once,
good deal, good deal. But there aren't that many benefits
(13:31):
on the ones I've been on because they're cheap. Listen,
we don't like talking about this because money makes everybody uncomfortable.
If you have it, you should never brag about it.
If you're poor, you shouldn't feel bad about it. Money
comes and money goes. All we've all been there, ups
(13:52):
and downs. But whatever amount of money you have, you
should never go on a cruise unless you can afford
a nice cruise and a nice room. People blow their
money on things to get in to places they don't
want to be, and you do it because it sounds nice.
(14:16):
You know why crime rates have risen on cruises because
the dollars it costs to go on a cruise have
gone down, not up. If you go down to Miami,
for instance, you can see cruise ship after cruise ship.
They're stacked up like sardines there, and they're not all
going off to some fancy Caribbean island or something like that.
(14:38):
Some of them are popping in one or two quick places.
It's a two or three day cruise for ninety nine
dollars a night. If you are on a cruise ship
and it costs best Western prices to get on the
cruise ship, you were on that cruise ship, not with
lovely people who share your values vacationing. You're on that
cruise ship with criminal or criminal adjacent people, and it's
(15:03):
going to be a gross, vulgar, horrible experience. And you
should have instead through the family in the car and
drove down to the beach for a nice, long weekend
of peace and quiet. You went on the cruise, but
you went with the half priced crowd, and the half
priced crowd is going to get you a half priced
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experience every single time. The second time I went on
a cruise, you couldn't even get into the pool because
of the film of oil over the top. It looked
like the Exxon Valdez crashed into the pool in the
cruise ship. That's how vile the entire thing was. One dude,
there was a brough. We went one night to the
(15:49):
club in there, and it was Ob and I and
we went down there and we thought, hey, let's go
get a cocktail. Maybe all sweeper off her feet. Even
though Bob says, I'm like dancing with the grizzly Bear.
We were there for two minutes and this ghettoed out
fest had a brawl because some dude reached his hand
back and hit his woman on the dan's floor. It
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was a disaster in every way unless you have the
money to spend a lot of it. Do not go
on a cruise because you are trapped there with the
dregs of society and you must in life price out
(16:32):
the riff raft. You want a good example of this,
I'll give you one more example of this. You want
to make flying more bearable, go become a member of
something to get into the airport lounges. You did. You
know you can do this for like zero cost. Let's
(16:53):
say I'm just gonna use Delta as an example. You
know that Delta. I'm sure they have a Visa or
a master Card. I'm not looking this up, but they
have a major credit card. And if you have a
credit card, you can just get a Delta credit card.
I know because my buddy has one. Actually I think
his is United. He didn't do anything special. He's not
filthy rich, but when he goes to the airport, he
(17:14):
gets to go into the United lounge. His bathrooms are clean,
the food is free. If he wants a cocktail word two,
he can sip on that while you and I are
out in the main airport, dodging people's pee in the toilet.
Paying twenty five dollars for a glass of orange juice.
Do you know why the lounge is a little better.
(17:37):
It didn't even really cost money, but you elevated your
circumstances above those around you. And what you did was
you took the bottom five ten percent of society and
you left them out at Cinnabon with the rest of
us while you are enjoying clean bathrooms and phone chargers
and everything else. Price out the riff rafft in whatever
(18:02):
way you can in your life, Trust me, it makes
it better. Chris telling you airport lounge, my friend Airport lounge,
did Chris even Chris said, I swear on my life verbatim.
This is Jewish producer Chris, and he said, worth the money.
It's worth the freaking money. Believe me, worth the money.
Price out the riff raft And if you're looking for
(18:22):
a good employee, you need to use ZipRecruiter. ZipRecruiter would
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Let's say you're thinking about posting a job on ZipRecruiter
right now. The next candidate the one you want. He's
(18:45):
already there. She's already there. She's already she's already got
her job posted. Would you post the job? ZipRecruiter matches you.
You do these little video calls and four out of
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(19:08):
ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse allows you to try zip
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Let's talk about the bill next. Jesse Kelly returns. Next
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday Memory.
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing iheard Spotify, iTunes, and yes, Chris,
(19:51):
if you want to watch me do the show, you
can watch me do the radio show at Jesse Kellyshow
dot com. Right Chris and you click on the video link.
Chris tells me it's easy that anybody can do it.
Jesse kellyshow dot com and what Chris, what you just said?
It was almost anybody, but maybe not me. You know,
(20:14):
that's rude, Chris. That's right. I bet you could do it.
I bet you I could do it easily. Maybe not easily,
but oh yes, I did hear the story and I
did see the video. You can stop emailing me about it.
About that big sailing ship, the big next Mexican Navy
ship that crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge. It was the
(20:34):
Brooklyn Bridge, so it's New York City. Everybody's got a camera.
I bet you I watched the video from a thousand
different angles. Chuck Schumer said this about it.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
The Trump administration has been meddling in US Coast Guard operations,
from staffing to command and comms. And I have the
general sense of a doge dysfunction in parts of the
Coast Guard. We know that there has been meddling by
the Trump administration.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
In obviously he's just lying about it and doing what
they always do, trying to find a way to blame Trump.
But I will say Mexican Navy ship. Maybe you thought
we didn't have any sources, We actually do have a
little bit of audio from that day a Yai yai yai.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
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Speaker 2 (21:25):
I love them.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
I do.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
I want Britto scornchits.
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I'll get them from you. I yi yai yi oh,
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be your friends, the Fritto buntito. You must not uptain munch, munch,
munch a bunch of pritos.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
So do with that what you will. Now, I have
something kind of crappy to talk about, so I'm not
going to spend very long on it. The bill up.
You've heard me already rant and rave about. You can
call it a big, beautiful bill all you want, but
there's no such thing as a beautiful bill that is big,
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not from a corrupt institution like this Congress. It's not
humanly possible. They will do what corrupt, evil people always do.
They'll take a few things they know you want and
I want, and they'll throw them in the bill, and
then they'll fill up the bill with corruption that allows
them to buy votes. That's what all this is. I
(22:32):
have bad news, and I have worse news. The bad
news is the fiscal hawks in the House and the
Senate have gone from fairly quietly complaining about this to
loudly screaming about the entire thing. I actually had a
(22:52):
chance to talk to Senator Ron Johnson earlier today, and
that was probably as angry as I think I've ever
seen Senator Ron Johnson, if I'm being honest. Ron Johnson
put up some long video online showing well, this is
what he put up online. I want to do what
has not been done in twenty four years. Balance the
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federal budget.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
We're going to balance.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
We have to cut spending. We don't have a revenue
problem this country. Revenues are up, fact, they're up at
historic levels. What we have is a spending problem.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Reduced the size and scope of government, make it work
more efficiently and effectively for the American people.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
He wants to balance the budget. I know I do too.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
We do not have a revenue problem in the United
States of America.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
We have a spending problem.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
But Ron Johnson wasn't putting that up as a compliment.
He was putting that up to say, what happened to
all this kind of rhetoric. As we get closer and
closer and closer to the passage of something. Something is
happening that is as predictable as the rising and setting
of the sun. The bill is getting worse and worse
(24:01):
and worse as the deadline looms. And you know why
this is. I don't have to insult your intelligence, but
just in case you're a little confused, why would the
bill get worse? Well, remember there are a bunch of
soulis evil demons who work in the House and the
Senate and their staffers too, lobbyists all that the worst
(24:22):
when they sense your desperation, when they start hearing things like,
we have to pass something. Let's just get it done.
Let's get it done by Tuesday. Hey, let's get this
passed by Wednesday. No later than Friday. We have to
get it done. We're down to twenty four hours. You
know what they hear, Opportunity is what they hear. The
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second politicians start talking about how desperate they are to
get something done, just pass something through, then all the
corrupt demons in Washington, d C. To send like the
local as they are, and they start packing as much
evil filth into that bill as they possibly can because
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they believe you are desperate now and we'll have to
vote on it anyway, And so as the deadlines get closer,
the bills get worse. That's what you need to remember
and take away from this. As deadlines get closer, the
bills get worse. It's happened every single time I've ever
(25:28):
watched this stuff. The bill never gets better, it never
gets trimmed down. It gets worse and worse and worse
and worse and worse as more corruption gets thrown in,
and more corruption gets thrown in, and more corruption gets
thrown in. And I want you to remember that. I
want you to remember that the next time a politician,
any politician, gets up and starts bragging about Doge. I
(25:53):
don't care who they are, if they wear a Republican
tag and they get up and they're bragging about Doge
found this, and Doge stop this and Dose stop that.
If that's a Republican who votes for this crap, that
Republican is full of crap. Because what this does, this
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big beautiful bill, is it funds every single penny of
that corruption. The ugly truth about those is nobody snapped
their fingers and decided to start sending millions of dollars
to Guatemala for tranny surgeries. Congress authorized that money in
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bills just like this one. That money is actually legal.
Did you know that most of it legal and authorized?
And that process happens during what we're going through right now.
And do keep that in mind if you're one of
these people who keeps emailing me saying, just get it passed.
That's how we get corruption. That kind of talk and
(26:59):
that kind of thing is exactly how we get the
criminality you're angry about. Just pass something. We have to
pass something. You know who hears you saying that all
the criminal scumbags in DC and they start licking their
lips and thinking about all the criminality they're going to
stuff in that bill. Why because they hear people saying,
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pass something. I don't care what it is. Oh, they're
going to pass something, Oh you bet they will. They're
going to pass the same corruption they've been campaigning against,
like they always do. As I said before many times,
Democrats are the creators of Washington DC corruption and Republicans
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are the protectors of it. Period. It's true. It's true, Chris,
shake your head all you want. I might make a
bumper sticker. Chris, that's a great line. Maybe I will
make a bumper sticker and right under it it'll say
sponsored by Rough Greens because what I love. My dog
Fred is having a pretty tough time right now too,
(28:06):
and so we're going to be there for him. If
you're asking, what's wrong, Oh, my mom left, And when
my mom comes and visits Fred, because he's a moron,
convinces himself every time that she's moving in and that
she will love on him all day long, every day
for the rest of his life. And then when she leaves,
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which she always does, yet he never sees it coming.
When she leaves, then he whimpers and stares out the
front door for two or three days. And we're right
in the middle of that process right now. So say
a prayer for Fred and give your dog some rough Greens.
Your dog doesn't get any nutrition from dog food. It's dead.
It's brown because it's dead, it's garbage. Sprinkle rough Greens
(28:52):
on your dog's food and let it come alive. Let
your dog stay alive longer. Eight three three three three.
My dog gets you a free jumpstart trial bag or
Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back fighting for
your freedom every day. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is
(29:17):
the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And you
know what I really do enjoy because Hillary Clinton just
got up and did it again. I enjoy. I enjoy
(29:39):
these lifelong Democrats who do the speaking tour thing to
stay relevant. Because what's Hillary Clinton gonna do? Does she
want to stay home and watch Bill have to hide
from her? No, of course not. Hillary wants stuff to do.
She's used to be in famous and Secretary of State
and senator and first Lady. She's used to be important,
(30:01):
and so she's not going to sit at home. She's
not going to be bored. This is someone who doesn't
have any real passions outside of killing people. So she's
somebody who's going to make sure she stays in the
public eye. But when they do this, they always, always,
always end up saying things that they were supposed to
keep quiet and things they have kept quiet for most
(30:22):
of their career. But they get honest because there's nothing
for them to lose. Now, there's no other elections for
Hillary to lose. She's all done, all washed up. But
she was talking about Trump and Vance on stage.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Here she will basically send a message most exemplified by
Vance and Musk and others, that you know, what we
really need from you women are more children. And what
that really means is you should go back to doing
what you were born to do, which is to produce
more children.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But if you had read thing right.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
The Heritage Foundation's Project twenty twenty five, despite trying saying
he knew nothing about it, if you had read it,
it's all in there. It's all in there. Return to
the family, the nuclear family, return to being a Christian nation,
returned to you know, producing a lot of children.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Listen, just all thattter, keep going. Listen to the disdain
she has for the things she just described. Doesn't matter
whether you are those things or whether you believe in
those things. Listen to her disdain for the Nuclear Family
of a sounded like it was a big lookie. She
couldn't wait to get out of her mouth. The Nuclear
fa a lugie, Chris, when you do the call that
(31:37):
a lugie lugi, it's not lugie, it's lugie. No, it's
not Cory, are you agreeing with him? You think it's
a lugi I disagree, it's a lugie haka lugie, you
know what whatever.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Which is sort of odd because the people who produce
the most children in our country are immigrants, and they
want to deport them. So none of this adds up.
But you know, one of the reasons why our economy
did so much better than comparable advanced economies across the
world is because we actually had a replenishment because we
had a lot of immigrants, legally and undocumented who had
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a you know, larger than normal by American standards, family.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
So they just can't help themselves. Well, they say, American
women are supposed to get married and have a nuclear family.
That's why we import foreign slave labor. So you don't
have to go back and actually have a family. You
make sure you keep your nose to the grind and
(32:44):
avoid all that. Hey, Pedro, are you and Loupegan have
any more kids? We need you. Someone's got to pick
these strawberries, thanks, Pedro. That's how they think. They don't
even really hide it all that well, it's how they think. Jesse,
I listened to you just discussing how the communists have
taken over history classes, and how important it is to
(33:06):
be careful which history classes our kids take. There's a
lefty anti trumper on X who recently mentioned he has
a minor in history. I'd rather not give you his name,
since I don't want this person to get any more attention.
But the guy with the history miner is one of
the nastiest left wing people. Okay, well, let me ask
(33:27):
you something. Why meaning why is that guy in history?
Why'd he do it? Because he knew he knew if
he went into history, perhaps taught history, it would create
an opportunity for him to be a warrior for the evolution.
(33:52):
Does that history guy see himself as a history guy first?
Of course not. That's the costume he gets to wear.
He's their communist revolutionary first, and he knows his role
as a history professor, history teacher it's going to allow
him to help the revolution. One of the greatest aids
(34:14):
Democrats have had in this country is the ability, actually
the greatest aid they've had in this country is their
ability to educate your children. And how bad America sucks.
I'll tell you. I'll give you a real quick example
before we get out of here. It's a local thing,
but in our local area, not right by me. It's
a couple of towns over. But there's one of those
(34:35):
Montessori schools, a private, kind of a custom school that's
being built. And it's being built right across the street
from a public school. I think it's a junior high.
I don't know. My kids aren't going to either one
of them, but right across the street from a public school.
The neighborhood Democrats are loudly protesting the building of the Montessori.
(34:57):
Why oh, just because it's a school that's outside of
their control. The Montsori hasn't done anything. It's not even
a religious one or something that would bother Democrats a lot.
The very thought of children escaping the anti American indoctrination
they get in public school angers democrats. That's how much
(35:19):
control in educating people in the hatred of this country,
that's how much it means to them. And they know it.
You know who doesn't hate the country? Those pure talk?
Do you realize that? And have you ever heard of
an Allegiance flag? It's an American flag, only it's made
(35:40):
in America. Allegiance flag made in America why is this special?
Pure Talk's got a little mission going on. You see,
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Jesse Kelly, take you ten minutes. Switch And now here's
a headline by go you know, you know the thing
headlines we didn't get to bankrupt. Hooters gets a lifeline
(36:45):
from Hulk Hogan's Real American Beer Company. That really might
be the most American headline in the history of this country.
Who on the brink of collapse admits it may never
recover after a major funding withdrawal of all the other
things Trump has done, all the good, the bad, or
the ugly. One of the great things he's done that
(37:08):
he got no credit for whatsoever, is pulling all of
our money out of that evil, corrupt institution. Good for Trump.
Supreme Court will allow Trump to Trump administration to end
the TPS program for Venezuelans. That's what kept the Venezuelans
protected from deportation. I guess I'm supposed to celebrate that.
(37:28):
But we're allowed to deport foreigners now, zeeh. Anyway, that's
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