October 21, 2025 • 36 mins
Trump is breaking deportation records and how many Americans are pro-ICE. Liberating the Western Hemisphere, not conquering. Tiana Lowe Doeschers and the mass migration into Canada and breaking down the tariffs between the US and Canada. How to handle international travel plans.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is that Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Tuesday. Speaking of fantastic, I have some deportation numbers.
I'll play for you here in just a moment. Then
we're gonna talk about conquering the Western Hemisphere. We'll do
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some emails, all that and so much more in Tiana
Lowe Desher is coming up a half hour from now.
Have you been confused about the tariffs? I'm just gonna be.
I'm gonna lay out for you. I try because I
want to do a show that makes your day better.
I try to have a decent understanding of the news
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and what's going on. I am so confused with what tariffs?
What do we have? But don't we have? What is coming?
What is not coming? And part of the confusion is
here's how it works. Donald Trump uses the threat of
tariffs as a negotiating tactic, and it's works very well.
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I'm not insulting at all. I'm actually complimenting him. It's
works very well. But Donald Trump, he'll put something on
social media of those dirty Canadians are about to get
a two hundred percent tariff, and the headlines then run
rampant of two hundred percent tariff on Canadians, and then
the next day you found out we just struck a deal,
so there's no tariffs on Canadians. And you're like, do
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we have a tear anyway? Tiano though, I'm going to
ask her about that a half hour from now. What
do we have? What is coming? How is it working?
And she's look, she's fairly down the line, she's fairly
by the book. She's not one of these annoying anti trumpers.
She's not one of these annoying Trump worshippers. She's just
gonna give it to us between the eyes, just like
Will Chamberlain just did a little bit ago, and we
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should enjoy that. Now, want to talk about something really good,
but bad and good. The bad is that Democrats are
now completely demonic and evil and they bring it as
many dirty foreigners into this country, criminals as possible, so
they can win elections, and they don't care how many
times they rape or murder people. Democrats do this stuff.
(02:19):
All we're learning.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Two men here illegally face human trafficking charges in Ford
Valley for Gilio Vasquez and Napoleon Gomez, age thirty eight,
from Guatemala are in jail tonight. They're charged with human trafficking, rape,
and child molestation.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, Democrats bring those people into your country on purpose.
That's the bad news. But here's the good news. We
are not only deporting pupil. The pace of deportation will
and should increase from here. As you again you just
heard Will talk about this a half hour ago. We
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have to first build the deport ortation machine that is
still being built. But these numbers are good.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
The deportation numbers hitting record highs since President Trump's returned
to office, his administration booting more than five hundred and
fifteen thousand illegal migrants. So far, one point six million
illegals have left the country on their own, with immigration
agents arresting four hundred and eighty five thousands, thousand excuse me,
DHS saying that Trump is set to shatter the US
deportation record by the end of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's good. I know you want more. I want more.
We've got about forty million to go at least, I
got that, But shattering a record, it's hard to ask
for more than that. When it comes to deportations. It's
hard to ask for more than that. I know what
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Democrats did. You know why they did it. I know
why they did it. This is the same reason all
the globalist communists are doing this to their countries Ireland, England, Germany, France, Greece.
It's a country after country after country in the West
falling because globalist communist leaders have chosen to import barbarians
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who will vote for them without end our Democrats are
these exact same savages, and they did the same thing.
You know why they did it. I know why they
did it. We talked about it many times before. Let's
assume that we have four years to get them all out.
It's not possible, but as many as you can, and
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we're doing something. We're doing something. Jesse, He's actually, he says,
deer broke back Mountain. Bronco or leathers or whatever you
go by. Bronco's fine, or oracle or sombrero, Jesse, but
whatever whatever is fine. The Shadow Chris, Chris, I don't
like to be referred to as the shadow. That's my
(04:55):
covert name, so please don't, please don't refer to me.
The media is a ignoring the fact of how many
Americans are pro Ice. I attended a Department of Homeland
job fair last month. They had all the departments there,
but which one had a line of patriots of all
ages and skin colors applying for it? Ice. Fortunately I
was one as well. Good for you, brother. Ice had
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an article out there saying around one hundred and seventy
five thousand Americans applied. The media doesn't want to admit it. Well,
the media sees itself as we've discussed, whatever rule, whatever
power the communists has, he will use it for the revolution.
The media is insanely powerful, and that they see themselves
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as the sword and shield of the revolution. They are
not biased, they're not hypocritical. They are your mortal enemy.
They hate you, they hate your country. They hate everything
that is good and right, and they love everything that
is evil and wrong. You have to understand this about them.
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If you think they're biased, the liberal media, if you
think in those terms, you will always find yourself shocked.
From time to time. I can't believe they would fill
in the blank. You know how many times I see
a media headline or a media story and I say
to myself, man, I can't believe it. None. It never
happens because I understand they're demonic communist savages who are
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trying to burn my country to the ground. And every
time they put together a show, every time they put
together a newspaper, whatever it is, they are doing so
with the worst intentions for you and your country. And
so they will cover wall to wall the No Kings protests.
They'll talk about how wonderful it was when they know
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that's not true, how organic it was. When they know
that's not true, They'll bring in token Republicans and Democrats
to talk about how inspiring and wonderful it was. You
know what, They'll ignore the violent crime running rampant through
America's cities. In fact, we've talked about this before. America's
cities being murder, rape, robbery capitals in the United States
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of America should be a nightly news story. In fact,
Democrats who run these cities should be routinely shamed and
chased out of public settings because the public is so
aware and angry about the crime they encourage in America's cities. Instead,
the media never talks about it. And god forbid, it's
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a black person committing the crime, you know, they'll never
talk about it or they'll do the age old thing
the media loves to do. They'll refer to the perpetrator
as a teen. It's always a teen. Whenever you see
teens in the headlines, it's a black person or a Muslim, guaranteed,
one hundred percent of the time. If it's a white dude,
they'll slap his picture on there, they'll call him a Caucasian,
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they'll call him everything in the world. But if it's
a Muslim or a black dude, it's going to be teen. Why. Well, again,
they view themselves as the sword and shield of the revolution,
and the American people were waking up to it. Ratings
are down and it's freaking wonderful. Jesse, since it's October,
can you please tell us some history around Vlad the Impaler, Chris,
(08:20):
we did Vlad the Impaler history before, all right, So
I've done this before, I've done Glad the Impaler. I'll
just do this briefly. This I'm gonna take two minutes
into this. Glad the Impaler he was he was essentially
a hostage kind of of the Ottoman Empire when he
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was a child. I say a hostage because he was
treated well, he was fed well, and They even taught
him how to torture people. But it was one of
those things where if the kingdom he came from it
was known as Wallachia. If the kingdom he came from
screwed up, they would cut his head off. So he's there.
He's a guest, but you're a guest in serious mortal danger.
(09:04):
You got that, I got it now. Glad the Impaler
ended up back in Wallachia and came to power, and
the Ottoman Empire was much much bigger and more powerful
than his kingdom. Was that he had no chance of
actually stopping the Ottoman Empire, but he tried, and he
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used all kinds of guerrilla tactics. He spoke their language
fluently because he had been raised there, and he would
do things like wear their uniforms and go under cover
a really really fascinating guy, fascinating story. And he used
terror tactics. He loved impaling people on stakes, and he
would essentially created a forest of impaled Ottoman bodies to
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freak out the Ottomans of Oh my gosh, that's of
course how he got the name Vlad the Impaler. Fascinating dude.
If the portrait that's out there is accurate. Maybe the
ugliest human being to ever walk to face the planet.
I hope that wasn't what he actually looked like, Chris.
You never know. Maybe the artist just chose to do
him wrong. But Vlad the Impaler, there's your little mini
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history of Lad the Impaler. Let's talk about conquering the
Western hemisphere because apparently Columbia is about to get it. Now,
before we do that, I want to talk to you
about a wonderful organization that's been caring for widows and
orphans for a very very long time. You know, Frank Siller.
Frank Siller is the one who runs Tunnel to Towers.
(10:34):
Why did he start this organization because his brother gave
his life as a fireman on nine to eleven. His
brother ran the tunnel to run into the towers on
nine to eleven and gave his life. And Frank decided
from that day, from that day on, the first responder
families should be cared for. That gold Star families should
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be cared for, and Tunnel to Towers has been building
them home, paying off their mortgages. They built them an
entire community in Florida where they can live and heal together,
and they haven't given up the mission. Eleven dollars a
month is what they do it with your eleven dollars
a month. Give it automatically. You never know what's gone.
(11:17):
Tumber two T dot org T twot dot org. We'll
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Kelly Show on a Tuesday. You can email us Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Trump cuts all US four
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and aid to Colombia after President Petro attacks anti drug strikes.
So hear me out. I understand that people think the
era of conquest is over, and people want the era
of conquest to be over. I don't know that that's
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I don't know that that's doable. Human nature doesn't change,
as you know. I think we're probably in a little
bit of a pause period period on the area of conquest.
But hear me out. Hear me out. What if the
United States of America, what if we just took all
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of the central part of the western hemisphere. El Salvador
can help it. Hold on. Listen, Chris, let me finish. Listen.
El Salvador is going to be a valuable staging area.
We push down through Mexico. We liberate, the liberate. We
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always shut up Chris. This time it's no, it's not conquest,
it's liberation. We liberate the Mexican people from their garbage,
corrupt government, from Narco terror. We then continue to push south.
We don't just kind of half control the Panama Canal
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as we move our way south. We own the Panama Canal.
Think about the position of strength that would give us
on the world stage. That's a critical canal which we built. Anyway,
We then moved down. I don't mean all of South America.
I don't mean that at all. We move down. We
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take Venezuela. I have been told by people who have
gone there that Colombia is one of the most beautiful
countries on the planet. Apparently, big green mountains is supposed
to be just gorgeous. We take Venezuela. We take Colombia. Brazil,
they are in the middle of a huge communist insurgency
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right now. There are, of course, surprise surprise, they're arresting
the right wingers, throwing them in prison, all the things communists.
Did you remember you lived through four years of Joe Biden.
We maybe take Brazil, not saying we have to, but
we're in a position to take Brazil. After we've taken
the rest of it. We don't have to go all
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the way down to Argentina. Argentina is getting their stuff together.
We don't have to take Chile. I'm not saying we
take all of it, but the huge middle chunk of
the Western hemisphere. Think about all those resources, Think about
the strategic value the people who suffer under these corrupt
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Latin governments. What could we do? What Chris Chris said,
don't forget Canada. No, Chris, here's what you're forgetting. Empires
have constantly made this mistake during conquest of trying to
take everything instead of leaving a border buffer zone, leave
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Canada alone. Leave them alone. They serve as a nice wall.
They're a frozen northern wall buffer zone. Then, not only that,
think about how good we look to the rest of
the world. We could have taken Canada, but we're so nice.
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We are letting Canada go, and just like Brazil, we
send a message to the dirtball Canadian government, because there
are so many wonderful Canadians who are suffering under that
communist government right now. We send a message that hey,
we didn't take you, but we could if you don't
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straighten yourself out, stop oppressing your people, stop confiscating their guns,
stop importing foreigners, en mass replacing the Canadian people. If
this stuff doesn't stop up, maybe we'll come pay you
a visit. As soon as we're done with Latin America,
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we get a buffer zone. It exists there to you know,
it's under threat. We'll put it that way. It exists
under threat. A nice threat, Chris, A nice threat, A
threat of potential military invasion. Where does that put us
on the world stage? We already know China. They've been
working for years and years and years and years and
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years of this. China controls, or at least has some
control over large parts of Africa. They've always wanted that
because of all the rare earth minerals and things like
that in Africa. If China is going to take command
of the East, why don't we take command of the west.
I want to visit Columbia. I am told that you
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really can't visit Columbia, or shouldn't without some sort of
security detail, because of the drugs and kidnapping is so prevalent. What, Chris,
what you hate? How much sense it makes? Did you
think I was just some bloodthirsty monster, Chris, I'm not
a blood thirsty monster. That is not true. This is
a liberation movement. Liberation Day is coming. And let's remember
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we have a now very good friend in El Salvador,
which gives us it's a near perfect staging area to
launch our campaign of conquest. And the wonderful people of
Latin America. They don't want to live like this. They
don't want to live with corrupt government officials, corrupt military,
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corrupt cops. The legacy of corruption in Latin America is terrible.
Why don't we free these people? Think of the food,
Think about the amazing food options we would have. Putting
it out there in case anybody in the Trump campaign's listening.
Tiana is going to join us next and talk about economics.
(17:58):
Hang on, Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Joining me now, my
friend Tianna low Desher. She is a columnist with the
DC Examiner. If you've listened to the show for any
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length of time, you've heard her on here before. Tiana,
how is the economy doing On one metric, gas prices
are down. On the other, prices are not necessarily down.
Where are we with all this, hi, Jesse?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
So we're in a really weird holding pattern because the
whole year has just been on just been characterized by
the uncertainty or on Trump and the tariffs. And on
the one hand, armageddon did not happen, right, I was
very fearful that the tariffs would lead not to an
inflationary spiral, but but inhibit growth. But that's not really
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the case.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Right.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
We're we ad one quarter of over three percent GDP
growth I've read of the projection for quarter three is
like almost four percent GDP growth. The most remarkable thing
that nobody is talking about is that in fiscal year
twenty twenty five, which ended in September, the depthicit actually
shrank by four percent. So by you know me, Jesse,
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I am a single issue voter, and it's bring down
the deficit as close as zero as possible. On that front,
I couldn't be more thrilled, because presidents never start at
their terms lowering the deficit. If they ever bring down
the deficit, it's after they blow it out in the
first year or two or their terms. So like I
would say, there is some success. It really is just
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a matter of where do the tariff stick. If they
stay at this level, which is like an effective you know,
ten to fifteen percent, people are basically fine. Like it's
pretty clear because there's a little bit of a pass
through cost to the consumer, but nothing astronomical. Right, Inflation
is kind of waiting. One of the biggest issues we
have is the Schumer shutdown. We don't get a real
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inflation report, so Republicans have to send in random labor
department staff or if they're going to try to put
out an inflation report on Friday, but I don't know
if anyone's gonna believe it. So it's my very protracted,
lengthy way of saying it's a mixed bag. It is
unambiguously better than at any point under Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, well, at least we have that, Okay, Tiana, the
tariffs themselves, most people, myself included, Okay, So I'm not
acting like just other people are dumb. Most people are
confused with what is actually in place, what is coming,
Who got tariffed on what, who got no tariffs at all?
What is happening? With China. Can you maybe parse that
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out for us a little bit.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, everyone is confused about the tariff because various parts
of the tariff agenda are struck down. Some of it
shomp tweets out, but it never actually goes into effects
in practice. It's something like the average import into the
country is tariff that I think it's about twelve to
thirteen percent right now, and it varies from country to country.
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Most imports from Mexico are still tariff is zero because
of USMCA, Whereas you know, most things from China much
higher tariff rates. Things like cars have higher tariffs where
it's bananas have lower tariffs for good reasons. You can
make a car in America, you can't make bananas in
a lot of America. And the big issue with the
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teriff's success is that if the goal of the tariff
was to bring back American manufacturing, there are another incomplete failure.
Right We've lost forty thousand manufacturing jobs since Trump's deep office.
You don't regulate your way to growth. However, at the
point of the tariff is to pay down the national debt,
that's a different story there. They are kind of successful,
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and it's why you know, investors will having heart attacks
over these things in April, and now they're like, Okay, well,
you guys are making more progress on the debt than
we have under in the changing the trajectory, more than
any other president in twenty years, So maybe it's not
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so bad. But again, we're a publicans, we're not supposed
to like tax At least it is the kind of
small one in practice.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Again, we're speaking with Tianolo Desher, columnists with the DC Examiner. Okay,
for the elephant in the room here, China, we are,
the tariffs are on, the tariffs are off. They're going
to do this to us. They're holding back where earth
We're going to teariff them. I'm uniquely interested in this
because they have a uniquely large footprint in our economy.
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Where is this now and where is it going?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
So I think Trump within Trump's there are two spirits, right,
there's Trump the deal maker, and there it's Trump the nationalist.
Trump's the deal maker is always searching for you know,
she says nice things about me, I can say nice
things about she. Maybe we can come to an understanding
and get a deal. Trump's the nationalist gets that China
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and sinkson centuries, not decades, and that China and the
Chinese Communist Party is the closest thing we have to
an existential threat to Western liberalism, the American experiment on
the face of the earth right now. So realistically, once
Trump the nationalist wins out, which I hope it will
sooner or rather than later, instead of trying to tear
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up and punish every other country under the sun, what
we do is we ally with them, as the Chinese out.
Here's one very good example of that. Yesterday Trump had
Anthony Albanize, who is the Australian Conservative Prime Minister, at
the White House. What did he do with Albany He
maintained very nice trade talks right or only care in
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Australian and worse about ten percent, said we're going to
expedite you sales of nuclear submarines. That way you can
put them writ in chinae door steps on the South China. See.
And we are doing now a rare mineral deal with
the Australians to offset the fact that the Chinese are
trying to put export controls and export licenses to make
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sure the US isn't access to those and as you know,
as we all know where it's minerals. They become very
important when it comes to data processing, cars, semiconductor and
all that. So I think in the long run, the
Chinese cannot be worked with the fundamental strategy and the
fundamental worldview is anti American, It is anti liberty, it
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is anti capitalism. If we can get all our allies,
even our stupid allies that we need to teach them
lessons to, you can get them into line work with us.
We can aze the Chinese apps. That's the better strategy here.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Where does Canada come into play with all this Tiana?
Because I know that they've gone. I mean, they're just
a communist country now. It's awful to watch. But our
neighbors to the noise are far to the left of
really most of the United States of America. Even where
do they come into play here? I know they need
us so that they hate us, but they need where
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are they?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I feel bad because the Canadian people really still are
so nice, and there are some there are some tensions
about the character that really are very conservative. Right, they
love guns, they're they're they're good in a lot of things.
But the thing with the Canadians is they have done
more importation, mass importations of migrants like order. It's something
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like twenty percent of Canada's population has arrived within the
last ten years. That is something we couldn't even imagine, right,
So I feel bad for them because you have best
lots of native, poor Canadians that do not sign up
for that. Now, it's not only that the Canadians need us.
We really do benefit from Canada, specifically from oil refining.
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So you want MCA, which again Trump negotiated. Trump did
a good job with the USMCA, and one of the
ways that improved upon NaSTA was making sure that everyone's
adhering to the same fair label role to make sure
that Canadians touch just import my Brinston pay them pennies
on the dollar to artificially undercut American service grant. So
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there was a good amount of evening out the playing field. Really,
I mean, if I were Canadian, I would welcome becoming
the fifty first state, having Donald Trump liberate them from
Mark Kearney. The hope would be that that Mark Kearney's
election with a fluke in response to Trumps, you know,
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trying to trying to strong arm the fifty first state.
Thing because here Bulliet was going to win that election
until Trump started that.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And you know, where are you at on bananas? I
like them. I like them. The convenience of it is wonderful.
That the hand that the built in handle is wonderful.
But they're not top tier flavor in the fruit world,
if we're being honest. They're not a strawberry, they're not
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a blueberry. But the convenience, it cannot be Matt cannot
be matched.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
It's the convenience, and bananas are good bass and things.
Try making smoothie without a banana, and it just has
the wrong consistency. And this is why we need international trades.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You know, that's a very good point. I won't even
make our smoothies unless we have bananas that are good.
That's actually a very good point. They're a requirement. Tianna,
Thank you so much. Tianna Lodeesher with the DC Examiner.
Appreciate you very much. Chris. You people eat bananas, you do?
Where are you at on top tier mid They're good
(27:51):
in banana bread, Chris, that's such Every banana bread's good.
That doesn't mean bananas. We're talking about bananas in and
of themselves. No oh, I disagree. The convenience means something
to me, Chris, convenience means something to me an apple.
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I'm sorry, I'm not a child. I don't want an apple. Apple. Besides,
red ones are disgusting. Everyone knows that green apples are
the only acceptable apples. But sometimes those could be too hard.
Sometimes they can be too messy, if they're too juicy. No,
don't say that. That's mean. Don't say that. You know what,
And then your teeth hurt sometimes, and that's why you
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on a magnificent Tuesday, and we shall return tomorrow for
a rip roar on Wednesday, we'll see if the government's
still shut down. That would be awesome. I am worried, though.
I can almost get you feel it, Chris. It feels
like it's about to end. The government shutdown feels like
it's about to end, and it bums me out. Trump
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saying this today, and it just doesn't seem like Republicans
are going to cave like they always do, and that's good.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
From the beginning, our message has been very simple. We
will not be extorted on this crazy plot of this.
They've never done this before, nobody has. You always vote
for an extension, Chuck Schumer and the Senate Democrats need
to vote for the clean bipartisan cr and reopen our
government's got to be reopened right now. We're not doing that.
(30:28):
They are the obstructionists, and the reason they're doing it
is because we're doing so well.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It feels like it's going to come to an end,
and I don't want that. I have been so so
enjoying the government shut down, but it's coming. Let's do
some emails, Jesse. I want to hear your thoughts on
my dilemma. My entire family lives in England, about two
hours outside of London. Trying to get my wife to
(30:57):
go over there and visit my dad's side of the family. Obviously,
we'd be doing the typical touristy things, going to London,
visit all the attractions. However, I'm hesitant. Being the state
London has turned into my question. Although I'm a dual
citizen from the US and UK, and I act accordingly,
God forbid, something happens to my wife or three kids
(31:17):
from a rabbit animal while in the city, what should
I do. I can't stand back and watch them being attacked,
but apparently I also can't defend them in fear of
getting arrested in a different country. All right, So I'm
going to tell you something that is actually currently happening
(31:39):
with me and my wife. So bear my soul with
you here. We've been married nineteen years. Next year will
be twenty and when we were kids, first married, you know,
you don't have any money, you know, you dream, We
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would dream about going to Greece. Greece was something I've
never been to Greece or anything like that. Greece is
something that it's my wife's fascination. I want to see
the history of it. I want to see the Acropolis.
You know what I would do in Greece, I would
nerd out on all the history of it. But this
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is we're talking nineteen years of saying for our twentieth anniversary,
come hell or high water, and we never knew what
we were going to be doing. By now, we are
going to take a trip and we are going to
see Greece. Twenty years. We have been discussing this. We
discussed it when we were dating, before we were married.
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That it's just one of those life goal things, anniversary
trip going to Greece. We started a couple months ago
looking into it. Hey, we're gonna go to Greece. That's
what we said, We're gonna do it. We're gonna go
to Greece. Talking to people who've been there, friends, looking
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up things online. We're not going and look sucks, But
I mean talk about high class problems. We're not going
to Greece, but just gonna take that twenty year dream
and we're gonna flush it down the toilet because I
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will not spend a fortune and fly across the ocean
and go to a place where I am surrounded by foreigners,
by criminals. Will I will not be I won't do it.
I'm not going to do it for a lot of
the reasons you just mentioned. I know, if I fly
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into Athens with my wife and we hike up to
the Acropolis, which is what's something we like to do.
We'd like to hike. It is something we were gonna do.
We were going to hike up to the Acropolis and
some scumbag from the Congo touches my wife. I'm going
to beat him to death right there, and then I'm
I'm never going to leave Greece. I have better be
in prison and he'll probably get a ten million dollars
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settlement from the government and I'll be in prison for
the rest of my life. And I'm not putting myself
in that situation. We're letting it go. You are one
hundred percent correct in your assessment. I want to see
London by why I've never been to London either, and
all I hear about is all the cool London stuff,
Churchill's Bunker and all this other stuff. A dream of mine.
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I want to go. I know exactly what will happen
if I go through London and some savage tries to
hurt my family, I'm never gonna leave. I'll spend years
and years and years in a prison, and so I'm
just setting aside some dreams for it. That's my advice.
That's what I'm doing. What Chris Chris said, it can
always change. That's what we're all holding out for. Right
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people wake up, cast off this government, deport all the animals,
and we all go. Maybe we'll all meet there in
ten years. I don't know about now, but they're gonna
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Headlines we didn't get to. Texas finds thousands of illegal
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that thing that never happens happened again. Federal judge blocks
the push to remove gender ideology from sex ed curricula. Again.
I want to remind you this is a federal judge.
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We cannot ever completely win this culture war without the
removal of judges. They were installed to do what they're doing.
We must remove them. Twenty first century Digital Watergate, another
GOP senator's phone records were targeted by Biden's the OJ
truly an evil communist administration. Caroline Levitt drops your Mom
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these your mom jokes. I'll see you again tomorrow, that's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is that Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Tuesday. Speaking of fantastic, I have some deportation numbers.
I'll play for you here in just a moment. Then
we're gonna talk about conquering the Western Hemisphere. We'll do
(00:32):
some emails, all that and so much more in Tiana
Lowe Desher is coming up a half hour from now.
Have you been confused about the tariffs? I'm just gonna be.
I'm gonna lay out for you. I try because I
want to do a show that makes your day better.
I try to have a decent understanding of the news
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and what's going on. I am so confused with what tariffs?
What do we have? But don't we have? What is coming?
What is not coming? And part of the confusion is
here's how it works. Donald Trump uses the threat of
tariffs as a negotiating tactic, and it's works very well.
(01:13):
I'm not insulting at all. I'm actually complimenting him. It's
works very well. But Donald Trump, he'll put something on
social media of those dirty Canadians are about to get
a two hundred percent tariff, and the headlines then run
rampant of two hundred percent tariff on Canadians, and then
the next day you found out we just struck a deal,
so there's no tariffs on Canadians. And you're like, do
(01:35):
we have a tear anyway? Tiano though, I'm going to
ask her about that a half hour from now. What
do we have? What is coming? How is it working?
And she's look, she's fairly down the line, she's fairly
by the book. She's not one of these annoying anti trumpers.
She's not one of these annoying Trump worshippers. She's just
gonna give it to us between the eyes, just like
Will Chamberlain just did a little bit ago, and we
(01:57):
should enjoy that. Now, want to talk about something really good,
but bad and good. The bad is that Democrats are
now completely demonic and evil and they bring it as
many dirty foreigners into this country, criminals as possible, so
they can win elections, and they don't care how many
times they rape or murder people. Democrats do this stuff.
(02:19):
All we're learning.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Two men here illegally face human trafficking charges in Ford
Valley for Gilio Vasquez and Napoleon Gomez, age thirty eight,
from Guatemala are in jail tonight. They're charged with human trafficking, rape,
and child molestation.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, Democrats bring those people into your country on purpose.
That's the bad news. But here's the good news. We
are not only deporting pupil. The pace of deportation will
and should increase from here. As you again you just
heard Will talk about this a half hour ago. We
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have to first build the deport ortation machine that is
still being built. But these numbers are good.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
The deportation numbers hitting record highs since President Trump's returned
to office, his administration booting more than five hundred and
fifteen thousand illegal migrants. So far, one point six million
illegals have left the country on their own, with immigration
agents arresting four hundred and eighty five thousands, thousand excuse me,
DHS saying that Trump is set to shatter the US
deportation record by the end of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's good. I know you want more. I want more.
We've got about forty million to go at least, I
got that, But shattering a record, it's hard to ask
for more than that. When it comes to deportations. It's
hard to ask for more than that. I know what
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Democrats did. You know why they did it. I know
why they did it. This is the same reason all
the globalist communists are doing this to their countries Ireland, England, Germany, France, Greece.
It's a country after country after country in the West
falling because globalist communist leaders have chosen to import barbarians
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who will vote for them without end our Democrats are
these exact same savages, and they did the same thing.
You know why they did it. I know why they
did it. We talked about it many times before. Let's
assume that we have four years to get them all out.
It's not possible, but as many as you can, and
(04:33):
we're doing something. We're doing something. Jesse, He's actually, he says,
deer broke back Mountain. Bronco or leathers or whatever you
go by. Bronco's fine, or oracle or sombrero, Jesse, but
whatever whatever is fine. The Shadow Chris, Chris, I don't
like to be referred to as the shadow. That's my
(04:55):
covert name, so please don't, please don't refer to me.
The media is a ignoring the fact of how many
Americans are pro Ice. I attended a Department of Homeland
job fair last month. They had all the departments there,
but which one had a line of patriots of all
ages and skin colors applying for it? Ice. Fortunately I
was one as well. Good for you, brother. Ice had
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an article out there saying around one hundred and seventy
five thousand Americans applied. The media doesn't want to admit it. Well,
the media sees itself as we've discussed, whatever rule, whatever
power the communists has, he will use it for the revolution.
The media is insanely powerful, and that they see themselves
(05:40):
as the sword and shield of the revolution. They are
not biased, they're not hypocritical. They are your mortal enemy.
They hate you, they hate your country. They hate everything
that is good and right, and they love everything that
is evil and wrong. You have to understand this about them.
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If you think they're biased, the liberal media, if you
think in those terms, you will always find yourself shocked.
From time to time. I can't believe they would fill
in the blank. You know how many times I see
a media headline or a media story and I say
to myself, man, I can't believe it. None. It never
happens because I understand they're demonic communist savages who are
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trying to burn my country to the ground. And every
time they put together a show, every time they put
together a newspaper, whatever it is, they are doing so
with the worst intentions for you and your country. And
so they will cover wall to wall the No Kings protests.
They'll talk about how wonderful it was when they know
(06:47):
that's not true, how organic it was. When they know
that's not true, They'll bring in token Republicans and Democrats
to talk about how inspiring and wonderful it was. You
know what, They'll ignore the violent crime running rampant through
America's cities. In fact, we've talked about this before. America's
cities being murder, rape, robbery capitals in the United States
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of America should be a nightly news story. In fact,
Democrats who run these cities should be routinely shamed and
chased out of public settings because the public is so
aware and angry about the crime they encourage in America's cities. Instead,
the media never talks about it. And god forbid, it's
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a black person committing the crime, you know, they'll never
talk about it or they'll do the age old thing
the media loves to do. They'll refer to the perpetrator
as a teen. It's always a teen. Whenever you see
teens in the headlines, it's a black person or a Muslim, guaranteed,
one hundred percent of the time. If it's a white dude,
they'll slap his picture on there, they'll call him a Caucasian,
(07:54):
they'll call him everything in the world. But if it's
a Muslim or a black dude, it's going to be teen. Why. Well, again,
they view themselves as the sword and shield of the revolution,
and the American people were waking up to it. Ratings
are down and it's freaking wonderful. Jesse, since it's October,
can you please tell us some history around Vlad the Impaler, Chris,
(08:20):
we did Vlad the Impaler history before, all right, So
I've done this before, I've done Glad the Impaler. I'll
just do this briefly. This I'm gonna take two minutes
into this. Glad the Impaler he was he was essentially
a hostage kind of of the Ottoman Empire when he
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was a child. I say a hostage because he was
treated well, he was fed well, and They even taught
him how to torture people. But it was one of
those things where if the kingdom he came from it
was known as Wallachia. If the kingdom he came from
screwed up, they would cut his head off. So he's there.
He's a guest, but you're a guest in serious mortal danger.
(09:04):
You got that, I got it now. Glad the Impaler
ended up back in Wallachia and came to power, and
the Ottoman Empire was much much bigger and more powerful
than his kingdom. Was that he had no chance of
actually stopping the Ottoman Empire, but he tried, and he
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used all kinds of guerrilla tactics. He spoke their language
fluently because he had been raised there, and he would
do things like wear their uniforms and go under cover
a really really fascinating guy, fascinating story. And he used
terror tactics. He loved impaling people on stakes, and he
would essentially created a forest of impaled Ottoman bodies to
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freak out the Ottomans of Oh my gosh, that's of
course how he got the name Vlad the Impaler. Fascinating dude.
If the portrait that's out there is accurate. Maybe the
ugliest human being to ever walk to face the planet.
I hope that wasn't what he actually looked like, Chris.
You never know. Maybe the artist just chose to do
him wrong. But Vlad the Impaler, there's your little mini
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history of Lad the Impaler. Let's talk about conquering the
Western hemisphere because apparently Columbia is about to get it. Now,
before we do that, I want to talk to you
about a wonderful organization that's been caring for widows and
orphans for a very very long time. You know, Frank Siller.
Frank Siller is the one who runs Tunnel to Towers.
(10:34):
Why did he start this organization because his brother gave
his life as a fireman on nine to eleven. His
brother ran the tunnel to run into the towers on
nine to eleven and gave his life. And Frank decided
from that day, from that day on, the first responder
families should be cared for. That gold Star families should
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be cared for, and Tunnel to Towers has been building
them home, paying off their mortgages. They built them an
entire community in Florida where they can live and heal together,
and they haven't given up the mission. Eleven dollars a
month is what they do it with your eleven dollars
a month. Give it automatically. You never know what's gone.
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Tumber two T dot org T twot dot org. We'll
be back. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Tuesday. You can email us Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Trump cuts all US four
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and aid to Colombia after President Petro attacks anti drug strikes.
So hear me out. I understand that people think the
era of conquest is over, and people want the era
of conquest to be over. I don't know that that's
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I don't know that that's doable. Human nature doesn't change,
as you know. I think we're probably in a little
bit of a pause period period on the area of conquest.
But hear me out. Hear me out. What if the
United States of America, what if we just took all
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of the central part of the western hemisphere. El Salvador
can help it. Hold on. Listen, Chris, let me finish. Listen.
El Salvador is going to be a valuable staging area.
We push down through Mexico. We liberate, the liberate. We
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always shut up Chris. This time it's no, it's not conquest,
it's liberation. We liberate the Mexican people from their garbage,
corrupt government, from Narco terror. We then continue to push south.
We don't just kind of half control the Panama Canal
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as we move our way south. We own the Panama Canal.
Think about the position of strength that would give us
on the world stage. That's a critical canal which we built. Anyway,
We then moved down. I don't mean all of South America.
I don't mean that at all. We move down. We
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take Venezuela. I have been told by people who have
gone there that Colombia is one of the most beautiful
countries on the planet. Apparently, big green mountains is supposed
to be just gorgeous. We take Venezuela. We take Colombia. Brazil,
they are in the middle of a huge communist insurgency
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right now. There are, of course, surprise surprise, they're arresting
the right wingers, throwing them in prison, all the things communists.
Did you remember you lived through four years of Joe Biden.
We maybe take Brazil, not saying we have to, but
we're in a position to take Brazil. After we've taken
the rest of it. We don't have to go all
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the way down to Argentina. Argentina is getting their stuff together.
We don't have to take Chile. I'm not saying we
take all of it, but the huge middle chunk of
the Western hemisphere. Think about all those resources, Think about
the strategic value the people who suffer under these corrupt
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Latin governments. What could we do? What Chris Chris said,
don't forget Canada. No, Chris, here's what you're forgetting. Empires
have constantly made this mistake during conquest of trying to
take everything instead of leaving a border buffer zone, leave
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Canada alone. Leave them alone. They serve as a nice wall.
They're a frozen northern wall buffer zone. Then, not only that,
think about how good we look to the rest of
the world. We could have taken Canada, but we're so nice.
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We are letting Canada go, and just like Brazil, we
send a message to the dirtball Canadian government, because there
are so many wonderful Canadians who are suffering under that
communist government right now. We send a message that hey,
we didn't take you, but we could if you don't
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straighten yourself out, stop oppressing your people, stop confiscating their guns,
stop importing foreigners, en mass replacing the Canadian people. If
this stuff doesn't stop up, maybe we'll come pay you
a visit. As soon as we're done with Latin America,
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we get a buffer zone. It exists there to you know,
it's under threat. We'll put it that way. It exists
under threat. A nice threat, Chris, A nice threat, A
threat of potential military invasion. Where does that put us
on the world stage? We already know China. They've been
working for years and years and years and years and
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years of this. China controls, or at least has some
control over large parts of Africa. They've always wanted that
because of all the rare earth minerals and things like
that in Africa. If China is going to take command
of the East, why don't we take command of the west.
I want to visit Columbia. I am told that you
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really can't visit Columbia, or shouldn't without some sort of
security detail, because of the drugs and kidnapping is so prevalent. What, Chris,
what you hate? How much sense it makes? Did you
think I was just some bloodthirsty monster, Chris, I'm not
a blood thirsty monster. That is not true. This is
a liberation movement. Liberation Day is coming. And let's remember
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we have a now very good friend in El Salvador,
which gives us it's a near perfect staging area to
launch our campaign of conquest. And the wonderful people of
Latin America. They don't want to live like this. They
don't want to live with corrupt government officials, corrupt military,
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corrupt cops. The legacy of corruption in Latin America is terrible.
Why don't we free these people? Think of the food,
Think about the amazing food options we would have. Putting
it out there in case anybody in the Trump campaign's listening.
Tiana is going to join us next and talk about economics.
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Hang on, Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Joining me now, my
friend Tianna low Desher. She is a columnist with the
DC Examiner. If you've listened to the show for any
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length of time, you've heard her on here before. Tiana,
how is the economy doing On one metric, gas prices
are down. On the other, prices are not necessarily down.
Where are we with all this, hi, Jesse?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
So we're in a really weird holding pattern because the
whole year has just been on just been characterized by
the uncertainty or on Trump and the tariffs. And on
the one hand, armageddon did not happen, right, I was
very fearful that the tariffs would lead not to an
inflationary spiral, but but inhibit growth. But that's not really
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the case.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Right.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
We're we ad one quarter of over three percent GDP
growth I've read of the projection for quarter three is
like almost four percent GDP growth. The most remarkable thing
that nobody is talking about is that in fiscal year
twenty twenty five, which ended in September, the depthicit actually
shrank by four percent. So by you know me, Jesse,
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I am a single issue voter, and it's bring down
the deficit as close as zero as possible. On that front,
I couldn't be more thrilled, because presidents never start at
their terms lowering the deficit. If they ever bring down
the deficit, it's after they blow it out in the
first year or two or their terms. So like I
would say, there is some success. It really is just
(19:40):
a matter of where do the tariff stick. If they
stay at this level, which is like an effective you know,
ten to fifteen percent, people are basically fine. Like it's
pretty clear because there's a little bit of a pass
through cost to the consumer, but nothing astronomical. Right, Inflation
is kind of waiting. One of the biggest issues we
have is the Schumer shutdown. We don't get a real
(20:03):
inflation report, so Republicans have to send in random labor
department staff or if they're going to try to put
out an inflation report on Friday, but I don't know
if anyone's gonna believe it. So it's my very protracted,
lengthy way of saying it's a mixed bag. It is
unambiguously better than at any point under Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, well, at least we have that, Okay, Tiana, the
tariffs themselves, most people, myself included, Okay, So I'm not
acting like just other people are dumb. Most people are
confused with what is actually in place, what is coming,
Who got tariffed on what, who got no tariffs at all?
What is happening? With China. Can you maybe parse that
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out for us a little bit.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, everyone is confused about the tariff because various parts
of the tariff agenda are struck down. Some of it
shomp tweets out, but it never actually goes into effects
in practice. It's something like the average import into the
country is tariff that I think it's about twelve to
thirteen percent right now, and it varies from country to country.
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Most imports from Mexico are still tariff is zero because
of USMCA, Whereas you know, most things from China much
higher tariff rates. Things like cars have higher tariffs where
it's bananas have lower tariffs for good reasons. You can
make a car in America, you can't make bananas in
a lot of America. And the big issue with the
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teriff's success is that if the goal of the tariff
was to bring back American manufacturing, there are another incomplete failure.
Right We've lost forty thousand manufacturing jobs since Trump's deep office.
You don't regulate your way to growth. However, at the
point of the tariff is to pay down the national debt,
that's a different story there. They are kind of successful,
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and it's why you know, investors will having heart attacks
over these things in April, and now they're like, Okay, well,
you guys are making more progress on the debt than
we have under in the changing the trajectory, more than
any other president in twenty years, So maybe it's not
(22:18):
so bad. But again, we're a publicans, we're not supposed
to like tax At least it is the kind of
small one in practice.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Again, we're speaking with Tianolo Desher, columnists with the DC Examiner. Okay,
for the elephant in the room here, China, we are,
the tariffs are on, the tariffs are off. They're going
to do this to us. They're holding back where earth
We're going to teariff them. I'm uniquely interested in this
because they have a uniquely large footprint in our economy.
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Where is this now and where is it going?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
So I think Trump within Trump's there are two spirits, right,
there's Trump the deal maker, and there it's Trump the nationalist.
Trump's the deal maker is always searching for you know,
she says nice things about me, I can say nice
things about she. Maybe we can come to an understanding
and get a deal. Trump's the nationalist gets that China
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and sinkson centuries, not decades, and that China and the
Chinese Communist Party is the closest thing we have to
an existential threat to Western liberalism, the American experiment on
the face of the earth right now. So realistically, once
Trump the nationalist wins out, which I hope it will
sooner or rather than later, instead of trying to tear
(23:34):
up and punish every other country under the sun, what
we do is we ally with them, as the Chinese out.
Here's one very good example of that. Yesterday Trump had
Anthony Albanize, who is the Australian Conservative Prime Minister, at
the White House. What did he do with Albany He
maintained very nice trade talks right or only care in
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Australian and worse about ten percent, said we're going to
expedite you sales of nuclear submarines. That way you can
put them writ in chinae door steps on the South China. See.
And we are doing now a rare mineral deal with
the Australians to offset the fact that the Chinese are
trying to put export controls and export licenses to make
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sure the US isn't access to those and as you know,
as we all know where it's minerals. They become very
important when it comes to data processing, cars, semiconductor and
all that. So I think in the long run, the
Chinese cannot be worked with the fundamental strategy and the
fundamental worldview is anti American, It is anti liberty, it
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is anti capitalism. If we can get all our allies,
even our stupid allies that we need to teach them
lessons to, you can get them into line work with us.
We can aze the Chinese apps. That's the better strategy here.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Where does Canada come into play with all this Tiana?
Because I know that they've gone. I mean, they're just
a communist country now. It's awful to watch. But our
neighbors to the noise are far to the left of
really most of the United States of America. Even where
do they come into play here? I know they need
us so that they hate us, but they need where
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are they?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I feel bad because the Canadian people really still are
so nice, and there are some there are some tensions
about the character that really are very conservative. Right, they
love guns, they're they're they're good in a lot of things.
But the thing with the Canadians is they have done
more importation, mass importations of migrants like order. It's something
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like twenty percent of Canada's population has arrived within the
last ten years. That is something we couldn't even imagine, right,
So I feel bad for them because you have best
lots of native, poor Canadians that do not sign up
for that. Now, it's not only that the Canadians need us.
We really do benefit from Canada, specifically from oil refining.
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So you want MCA, which again Trump negotiated. Trump did
a good job with the USMCA, and one of the
ways that improved upon NaSTA was making sure that everyone's
adhering to the same fair label role to make sure
that Canadians touch just import my Brinston pay them pennies
on the dollar to artificially undercut American service grant. So
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there was a good amount of evening out the playing field. Really,
I mean, if I were Canadian, I would welcome becoming
the fifty first state, having Donald Trump liberate them from
Mark Kearney. The hope would be that that Mark Kearney's
election with a fluke in response to Trumps, you know,
(26:43):
trying to trying to strong arm the fifty first state.
Thing because here Bulliet was going to win that election
until Trump started that.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And you know, where are you at on bananas? I
like them. I like them. The convenience of it is wonderful.
That the hand that the built in handle is wonderful.
But they're not top tier flavor in the fruit world,
if we're being honest. They're not a strawberry, they're not
(27:11):
a blueberry. But the convenience, it cannot be Matt cannot
be matched.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
It's the convenience, and bananas are good bass and things.
Try making smoothie without a banana, and it just has
the wrong consistency. And this is why we need international trades.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You know, that's a very good point. I won't even
make our smoothies unless we have bananas that are good.
That's actually a very good point. They're a requirement. Tianna,
Thank you so much. Tianna Lodeesher with the DC Examiner.
Appreciate you very much. Chris. You people eat bananas, you do?
Where are you at on top tier mid They're good
(27:51):
in banana bread, Chris, that's such Every banana bread's good.
That doesn't mean bananas. We're talking about bananas in and
of themselves. No oh, I disagree. The convenience means something
to me, Chris, convenience means something to me an apple.
(28:13):
I'm sorry, I'm not a child. I don't want an apple. Apple. Besides,
red ones are disgusting. Everyone knows that green apples are
the only acceptable apples. But sometimes those could be too hard.
Sometimes they can be too messy, if they're too juicy. No,
don't say that. That's mean. Don't say that. You know what,
And then your teeth hurt sometimes, and that's why you
(28:35):
need belief Factor. Relief Factor is there for the daily
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or bending over or working construction or going for a walk,
or what hurts on you all the time. Are you
just ignoring it, trying to gut it out, or even worse,
(28:56):
are you taking something to try to mask it? You
try relief Factor. All I'm asking is that you try
it three weeks. If it is nineteen ninety five, just
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Don't call them again, leave you alone. Go to relief
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Try it. We'll be back. Get to care for rhinos
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Jesse Kelly Show, Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
(29:38):
on a magnificent Tuesday, and we shall return tomorrow for
a rip roar on Wednesday, we'll see if the government's
still shut down. That would be awesome. I am worried, though.
I can almost get you feel it, Chris. It feels
like it's about to end. The government shutdown feels like
it's about to end, and it bums me out. Trump
(30:00):
saying this today, and it just doesn't seem like Republicans
are going to cave like they always do, and that's good.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
From the beginning, our message has been very simple. We
will not be extorted on this crazy plot of this.
They've never done this before, nobody has. You always vote
for an extension, Chuck Schumer and the Senate Democrats need
to vote for the clean bipartisan cr and reopen our
government's got to be reopened right now. We're not doing that.
(30:28):
They are the obstructionists, and the reason they're doing it
is because we're doing so well.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It feels like it's going to come to an end,
and I don't want that. I have been so so
enjoying the government shut down, but it's coming. Let's do
some emails, Jesse. I want to hear your thoughts on
my dilemma. My entire family lives in England, about two
hours outside of London. Trying to get my wife to
(30:57):
go over there and visit my dad's side of the family. Obviously,
we'd be doing the typical touristy things, going to London,
visit all the attractions. However, I'm hesitant. Being the state
London has turned into my question. Although I'm a dual
citizen from the US and UK, and I act accordingly,
God forbid, something happens to my wife or three kids
(31:17):
from a rabbit animal while in the city, what should
I do. I can't stand back and watch them being attacked,
but apparently I also can't defend them in fear of
getting arrested in a different country. All right, So I'm
going to tell you something that is actually currently happening
(31:39):
with me and my wife. So bear my soul with
you here. We've been married nineteen years. Next year will
be twenty and when we were kids, first married, you know,
you don't have any money, you know, you dream, We
(32:00):
would dream about going to Greece. Greece was something I've
never been to Greece or anything like that. Greece is
something that it's my wife's fascination. I want to see
the history of it. I want to see the Acropolis.
You know what I would do in Greece, I would
nerd out on all the history of it. But this
(32:21):
is we're talking nineteen years of saying for our twentieth anniversary,
come hell or high water, and we never knew what
we were going to be doing. By now, we are
going to take a trip and we are going to
see Greece. Twenty years. We have been discussing this. We
discussed it when we were dating, before we were married.
(32:42):
That it's just one of those life goal things, anniversary
trip going to Greece. We started a couple months ago
looking into it. Hey, we're gonna go to Greece. That's
what we said, We're gonna do it. We're gonna go
to Greece. Talking to people who've been there, friends, looking
(33:02):
up things online. We're not going and look sucks, But
I mean talk about high class problems. We're not going
to Greece, but just gonna take that twenty year dream
and we're gonna flush it down the toilet because I
(33:22):
will not spend a fortune and fly across the ocean
and go to a place where I am surrounded by foreigners,
by criminals. Will I will not be I won't do it.
I'm not going to do it for a lot of
the reasons you just mentioned. I know, if I fly
(33:43):
into Athens with my wife and we hike up to
the Acropolis, which is what's something we like to do.
We'd like to hike. It is something we were gonna do.
We were going to hike up to the Acropolis and
some scumbag from the Congo touches my wife. I'm going
to beat him to death right there, and then I'm
I'm never going to leave Greece. I have better be
in prison and he'll probably get a ten million dollars
(34:05):
settlement from the government and I'll be in prison for
the rest of my life. And I'm not putting myself
in that situation. We're letting it go. You are one
hundred percent correct in your assessment. I want to see
London by why I've never been to London either, and
all I hear about is all the cool London stuff,
Churchill's Bunker and all this other stuff. A dream of mine.
(34:25):
I want to go. I know exactly what will happen
if I go through London and some savage tries to
hurt my family, I'm never gonna leave. I'll spend years
and years and years in a prison, and so I'm
just setting aside some dreams for it. That's my advice.
That's what I'm doing. What Chris Chris said, it can
always change. That's what we're all holding out for. Right
(34:47):
people wake up, cast off this government, deport all the animals,
and we all go. Maybe we'll all meet there in
ten years. I don't know about now, but they're gonna
need a whole lot of chalk shipments in these countries,
that's for sure, because people are going to have to
rise up, and they are going to have to get
these corrupt officials, corrupt judges, corrupt politicians out. And you
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Speaker 4 (36:05):
Here's a headline by go you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Headlines we didn't get to. Texas finds thousands of illegal
immigrants registered to vote on the state voter rulls. Oh,
that thing that never happens happened again. Federal judge blocks
the push to remove gender ideology from sex ed curricula. Again.
I want to remind you this is a federal judge.
(36:30):
We cannot ever completely win this culture war without the
removal of judges. They were installed to do what they're doing.
We must remove them. Twenty first century Digital Watergate, another
GOP senator's phone records were targeted by Biden's the OJ
truly an evil communist administration. Caroline Levitt drops your Mom
on Huffington Posts. Reporters question, we need to bring back
(36:53):
these your mom jokes. I'll see you again tomorrow, that's all.
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