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November 29, 2024 34 mins

If Trump does even half of what he has promised to do would be a success. Joni Ernst’s campaign ad from 2014 is very similar messaging to today’s Republican Party. America is enlightened now, and the left claims hate messaging and threats from conservatives, but that’s not true, the win on November 5th was the end of it. The Chicago Bears Thanksgiving game choke job. MAGA isn’t just sweeping the nation, it’s sweeping the world. For example, Italy, Argentina, Romania and more. New York times refers to women as non-transgender women.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alrighty, then this is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm Jamie Allman, really super happy to be with you.
Happy Black Friday to all of you. And of course
I'm very disappointed. I said earlier that I have not
seen any trampling videos. I'm not one unless somebody can
find something and send it to me. I don't understand
why I haven't seen anybody desperately trampling each other for

(00:28):
a flat screen television. I think it's because everybody's so happy,
or they ordered it on Amazon, or whatever happens to be.
I'm all good. I did see a video while I
was trolling the internet about with a person who was
at the This is in the US, and she was
at the checkout calendar at the grocery store. And so

(00:50):
she goes up with a bunch of bananas and then
peels the bananas and has the guy weigh them with
the peel. I'm thinking, well, that's that's gamesmanship right there.
That seems like that's pretty I think you could probably
do that, but then you have to do that with
a candle, open a watermelon, all this stuff. I'm not

(01:12):
quite sure you'd want to do that. But she's on
the right path. I think sometimes in terms of just
trying to save money and then and of course the
video didn't work out well and it turned out crazy.
But I'm surprised that people, you know, even in that position,
are not so desperate as to also go to a
Walmart and trample somebody over a Christmas potpourri of tupperware.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I just don't understand it. Anyway, I gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Tell you, Jony Ernst, this this is two thy fourteen people.
This is ten years ago, before we were awakened to
common sense. We were thinking about people, well, obviously Obama
was president, but we're thinking about you know, McCain and

(02:04):
Romney and Jeb Bush and all these conservative betrayers who
had no interest in actually being really conservatives. They were
lazy also on top of that. But I have to
tell you, though, I'm surprised Jonie Ernst isn't playing more
of a role in the Trump administration. I'm not quite
sure what that's all about or what it is. But

(02:26):
when you listen to her ad she ran for Senate
in twenty fourteen, elected to the Senate. But when you
see and hear this ad from her in twenty fourteen,
you're thinking Wow. She was almost Trump before Trump was Trump.
She was almost Sarah Palin before Sarah Palin was Sarah Palin,

(02:50):
although after Sarah Palin, but she was also more like
Elon Musk before Elon Musk or a Vivet were part
of the get along dogie movement. And so this is
her ad and I'm in retrospect of thinking, wow, this
is crazy.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm Joni Ernst. I grew up castrating hogs on an
Iowa farm, so when I get to Washington, I'll know
how to cut pork.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I mean that that's incredible because it's like nowadays. Of course,
all the woke, crazy pearl clutching media would be like
she's threatening to cast rate politicians. It's like, not really,
but you get the idea. And I'm surprised. I mean,
she could have been I love jd Vance though, by

(03:35):
the way, I would never want to replacement for him.
I thought it was amazing, but she actually could have
been another great VP candidate, and she might even be
the future of the party. Now keep in mind, I
know people like Ron de Sander's gonna run in twenty twenty.

(03:56):
It's like no, no, no. If Trump's administration is successful,
and and he does all the things that he wants
to do, even like seventy five percent of them, because
obviously you have the problem of having to get it
through the set it the house whenever I get it.
But the reality is, if he did half of what

(04:16):
he wants to do, I think it'd be successful. And
so DeSantis coming in and going I'm gonna run against
j d Evan's like, no, probably not gonna happen to you, guys.
I would wait until you know twenty thirty two, I
would do that. But Jonie Ernst has an absolute future
in common sense conservative politics. She's she was great and

(04:40):
this was ten years money.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Ernst and I approved this message because Washington's full of
big spenders. Let's make them squeal.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I mean that that is that that's not what get
along little Dogie's doing. That's she's That was ten years ago.
So I'm very impressed with her. And so she went
out on X and talked about how she was going
to be able to uh basically cut two trillion dollars

(05:09):
of DC waste in a twenty two level post. So
it was post one, we can eliminate more than two
trillion dollars in waste in Washington in twenty two. Easy steps,
so here we go. Ghost workers were spending one hundred
and fifteen seven billion dollars a year on underutilized buildings,

(05:33):
which many are vacant at because no one's coming back
to work. I think Beck and Elon are saying, yeah,
you guys are coming back to work, all right, and
if you don't, we're going to fire you. You're going
to use these offices.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
And the.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Biden billion dollar boon Doggles, which was this effort to
spend seven point five billion dollars to build well seventeen
EV charging stations. Now, if you have a if you
have an electric car, all power to you. All good.

(06:11):
I know some of you. I know some conservative people
who have the Elon musk car and the Tesla, and
it's awesome. I think you guys sometimes drive a little
slow and then you speed up. It's like it's weird.
It's like push the gas. It's all good. You drive
slow and then you push the gas. I don't understand
when you do that. It's all good. I know it's hoppy.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I know.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
The Tesla is great. It's it's skippy, it's you know, badass.
When you push the gas. But it's like, why do
you not push the gas while you're driving most of
the time. I don't understand that. But I'm not going
to pay for your EV charging stations anymore than you
should be paying for my tank of gas. So I'm

(06:53):
not doing that and I don't like that, and whatever
the EV charging stations thing. Then she points out that
something that I didn't even know before she posted all
of this, that when you look at how much we
pay for for instance, you know how much does it

(07:14):
cost to make a penny, how much does it cost
to make a nickel? It cost the government three cents
to make a penny, and it costs the government eleven
cents to make a nickel. And you're thinking, wow, that
doesn't sound right, Like no other business could survive that way,

(07:37):
where you are virtually spending more on your product than
you are essentially selling it for You'd never be able
to sustain a business with that kind of business model.
And so she's you know, you went over payments and China,

(07:58):
mad scientists, all that kind of stuff, but the one
that really stood out to me was that element where
we're paying so much money to make our currency, and
I don't know how anybody in the business world, and
a lot of you know about this, how anybody in
the business world could possibly defend spending more to produce

(08:24):
a product than they are charging money for. So you can't,
you can't, you can't do that. So yeah, three cents
to produce a penny, eleven cents to make a nickel.
So there's no way you could possibly defend it. So
her uh supposition here is that what we do is

(08:46):
we would just simply change the makeup of our pennies
and nickels.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
There are not many of you out there going I
like my nickels. I like my nickels.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's like, no, I mean change the composition of the
pennies of the nickels. I don't think it rid of
pennies all together. But you can't really do that. But nonetheless,
it's like at some point, you know, but she is
twenty two of these. So if there's anybody who will
be a valuable person in the administration, it's gotta be

(09:14):
the badass Jonie Ernst. I'll tell you she's great, and
I love her fact animas that she's giving to everybody
on the internet. I love that as well. All right
New York Times. Yeah, you know, they figured out a
new way to describe women and this will knock your
socks off and drive you crazy. Coming up on the

(09:35):
Jesse Kelly Show, this is Jamie Almond filling.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
In truth attitude.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Jesse Kelly, thank you for listening to The Jesse Kelly Show.
Jamie Almon here, And actually, you know, in hindsight, with
the zz top guys, I would think the only thing that.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Would be that would be better is if.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Donald Trump jd Vance like grew these big, long long beards.
Uh maybe not the David Letterman type of beards, like
the like the homeless David let Himan beard, but like
if they just screw these like long beards, because that's
the thing, you know, maybe tad up a little bit
and did that kind of thing. I think that would
be very interesting for the inauguration. That'd be great because

(10:22):
right now we are on a tear as common sense conservatives.
We don't even have people crushing each other over laughing elmos.
I know that's like ten years ago, but that's okay.
I don't know anything about like my kids have grown
a little bit to a certain degree that so yeah,

(10:42):
I just order stuff from Amazon.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I know Jeff Bezos, I get it. I get it.
I love Amazon.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
So yeah, that would be great if they, Like if
Trump was I don't know, that would never happen. I mean,
he's too proper. So like remember when he did the
sanata vest thing, and so even when he wore the
sanitation vest, he was like, I'm gonna wear the sanitation vest,
but I'm gonna still.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Have my tie on.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Because you don't see unless you're on the golf course
or whatever, you don't see Donald Trump with out a tie. Generally,
Like he'll always wear a tie, even when he's wearing.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
The sanitation vest.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
And even when he's like saying, I don't know where's
my coat, they're like, I wouldn't wear the coat. And
it's like probably probably Barren telling him that I wouldn't
wear the coat. I would just go ahead and do
what you're doing and be real as real as Donald
Trump can get. And Donald Trump is real as it gets.
And so when he was wearing his vest with his

(11:44):
tie on, it was so classic. It's it's just but
I think I think ultimately it would be great if
maybe just one of them, maybe jd vance On, to
have his like beard really long and show up in
a you know, in a leather vest or something and
a Harley vest or something.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I'm just riffing. We don't really need that. And I
will tell you though, what's happening right now is that
we're seeing the bomb thread off.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
You heard about that.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
So all these Republicans were getting bomb threats. And then
over the weekend, well over the Thanksgiving holiday, you had
the Democrats saying we're getting bomb threats too, you know,
like oh really, yeah, they're signed with MAGA. It's like, yeah, right,
And I don't even know where these other bomb threats

(12:38):
are coming from. Remember the whole the whole thing with
sending white powder to people, and during it was it's
all like set up, who knows what's going on? But
now Hakeem Jeffries is claiming that, well, we were getting
bomb threats too, you know, and they're signed by MAGA.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Like really, like, why.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Would we want to bomb you when we bombed you
basically figuratively on November fifth, Like we don't need to
bomb Hakeem Jefferies or anything like that. I would never
advocate any kind of violence in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
But like, we really don't need to.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Do that right now. Now we beat you, we humiliated you.
As common sense conservatives and as an enlightened America, we
don't need to like threaten Hakeem Jeffries. Most people don't
even know who he is, so it's, you know, we're
getting about and they're signed by MAGA. It's like, of
course they are, so yeah, this is the latest news

(13:39):
from Politico, of course, and Political is one of those
news organizations that they they claim they're just.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well, we're just political.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
We're just you know, and even like Axios, we're just
a bunch of non biased journalists. And Political is like
the worst because they are representing themselves as just like normal,
average every day journalist. So we're just keep on doing
these push stories and all this kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
The offense of House Majority Leader Hakim Jefferies denounced thanks
of course it has.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
To happen on Thanksgiving Day, like like we have time
to send you bomb threats or like we even care
because we're too busy watching the Bears blow another game, right, uh,
denounce Thanksgiving Day threats? And by the way, that was
I don't know who he is a football fans, but
if you look at that Bears game, and I'm not

(14:34):
even a Bears fan, but I'm a fan of excellence
and of competence, and they blew that game.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
In a monumental way. I can't believe.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
If you're a Bears fan, I'm sorry because that's that
was that That clock maintenance was the worst I've ever
seen in my life. And I I love the Bears
because I always wanted to go to a game of
Soldier Field, never been there before.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I love it. I love Chicago. But that was bad.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
But nonetheless, so these guys are like, oh, Thanksgiving Day.
Of course it's going to happen on Thanksgiving Day, when.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
When when we're not busy? Right?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
So the magat Mega people are like busy on Thanksgiving
Day sending bomb threats to people that we defeated and humiliated.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I get it. Is that is that.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Your is that your quotions here? Is that is that
you're adding your common core math here that I know.
We just want an election by a plurality of votes,
highest votes you ever seen with the with with the
popular vote. UH defeated you at electoral college, and now

(15:46):
we're going to send you bomb threats.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
It's like we don't need to do that. I would
never do that anyway.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I'm just saying, we don't need to the Office of
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jefferies denounced Thanksgiving Day threats made
against Themmocrat members on Thanksgiving, of all times, this is
the day of Thanksgiving and you're sending us bum thrusts.
How dare you do that? Each of the threats, of

(16:12):
course it was. Each of the threats was signed with MEGA.
At the conclusion of the message, he said, as the
perpetual victim who's inventing himself as a victim. It is
nothing short of nuts. But that's the new thing right now,

(16:33):
with these people being suddenly they're the victims after they
tried to victimize us and we beat the pants off
of them in the end. It's crazy, and yeah, that's
what they're all about. The New York Times deciding they're
going to define women and it's getting a lot of backlash.

(16:53):
It's crazy, but they've defined women in a way that
you won't even believe.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Coming up up.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Here on the Jesse Kelly Show on This Black Friday,
Jamie Alman here with you.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Feeling a little stocky. Follow lunch and subscribe on social
at Jesse Kelly DC. You are listening to the Jesse
Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Jamie Alman here, really happy to be with you, and
thank you Jesse and Corey and Chris and all that
for not only the great bumper music, but a great
show that I listened to regularly, and I love Jesse.
So here's the thing I want to let you know
that Make America Great Again is not only.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Sweeping the nation, it's also sweeping the world.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
So if you were to look at what's happening in
Italy with Maroney, in Argentina with the leader there, in
Hungary with Orban, Romania now is catching the drift and
it's only a matter of time before we see more

(18:05):
of that happening.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Right now, we have, of course.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
The outliers in Canada and all the other maybe even
France for that matter, But it's sweeping the nation. And
I will tell you South America is really becoming more
focused on protecting itself. And even though Venezuela is basically

(18:31):
a garbage place, Sorry Venezuelans, but I'm just saying that's
what it is. So we have the latest story that Colombia,
the Colombian Navy has seized fourteen hundred tons of cocaine,
meth and other drugs in this seizure in Colombia. Now,

(18:54):
I had the pleasure of being in Colombia last May.
My knee I love her, Ryan is married to a
Colombian citizen. So we went down there for her wedding
and we stayed centrally in Bogatah and then took a
bus up to this resort that was like two hours away.

(19:19):
And you couldn't ten years ago even take that bus
up to this resort because you have the fark guys
and terrorists, all that kind of stuff, drug cartels, and Colombia,
with the help of the US, went in and cleaned
the place out. They basically just like just exonerated Colombia

(19:45):
and gave these drug dealers either death or a way out.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
And one of the things that.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I learned about Columbia, and again this is where I
think President Trump is gon to be so great in
international affairs, because he's always like this, is that South
America started to come around, so like for instance, in
El Salvador. Now you have people going down there and
they're going down there as a destination place to go surfing.

(20:17):
That's what's happening in El Salvador right now? You remember
back in the day, if you're as old as Ion.
I'm sixty one, but you know, nonetheless, I remember back
in the day when basically Central America South America were
basically uninhabitable, dangerous places. Whenever, Colombia is a fantastic place.

(20:38):
And I hope that ultimately, when Trump takes office and
we start to build on our relationships around the world,
that South America is one of those places. Argentina is
like a pivotal place for common sense, and they're getting that,
and Colombia is not far behind. And and I kind

(21:02):
of did a little research on Colombia when I was
going down. I wonder if, like what what the what
their deal was, like, what did they do?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Like did they.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
What about the Columbian Army that kind of thing. Well,
it turns out that that I looked at the uh
Colombian Battalion which served in the Korean War, and if
you look up the Battle of Old Baldy, and this

(21:32):
terrain that the Colombian Army was basically that they were
they were pushed under the bus by American leaders because
they didn't trust them, and they wound up being a
pivotal part of the Korean War. Now, I'm not saying that,
you know, it's kind of the lost War. We don't
really talk about too much about about the Colombians and

(21:55):
and and and their role in the Korean War. For
it's it's the forget War, unfortunately. But the Colombians were
like that. They were the only South American country to
join us in our fight in the Korean War. And
there were some real heroes there. There aren't many monuments

(22:18):
down in Colombia to them, but they were there. It
just goes to show you the sea change I think
is happening around the world. I think the world is
picking up on it. I think that we're seeing a
lot of European countries. You notice, NATO is like, hey,
i think it's about time maybe we prepared for World
War three.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's like, yeah, it's about time. Trump told you that,
you know, five.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Years ago that you need to like start looking at
your own self preservation, you start spending more money on
your own defense. And now Germany and France, I don't know,
we probably should prepare.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I don't think World War three is going to happen.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I think this whole thing with the Ukraine Russia thing
is not going to result in World War three. I
think we're in that mode now where we don't really
have to worry about that that's never going to happen,
And especially with Trump as the titular world leader, I'm
not really I'm not really a big fan of saying

(23:16):
that we have to be the standard bearers of the world,
because we have many people buried over in overseas graveyards
and I think we're done with that. We don't need
any more of that. We're not subjecting our young people
to fighting because we're the old Bush Republican.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
View that, you know, we have to be the leaders
of the world.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
It's like, well, I know, but you're going to kill
American women in the military and to do that.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
No, I'm not a big fan of that.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
So I'm just telling you that as a measure of
this latest breaking news about fourteen hundred pounds of cocaine
and drugs seized by the Columbian Navy. That's not a
little story. It's a it's a bigger story. It's a
it's about countries that are starting to take the message

(24:10):
from Donald Trump about making their own countries great again.
Nationalism is alive and well and should be. I look
at France. I never believe that. After the fire at
the Notre Dame church, remember that like four years ago,
five years ago, I can't remember that when that happened,
but I do know now it's reopened as a Catholic church.

(24:35):
And I thought for sure they were going to turn
it into some like you know, stargazing church or whatever
happens to be, and they didn't do it. Notre Dame
has opened up again as a Catholic church as the
Notre Dame that it was. I never thought that was
going to happen. So cynical me, but I'm so glad
that that's happening all right. Onto the New York Times

(24:59):
and the erasure of women, which is really pretty crazy.
So they now refer to women as non transgendered women
that I am kidding you not. I'm reading from an
article here from the New York Times that talked about

(25:23):
women in sports, and they said the NC double A
says trans volleyball players are eligible to play if their
testosterone level is less than ten nomalais per leader. I
can't do bath, but that's at least four times more
than what many experts say is the top of the

(25:44):
range for non transgender women. So that's the New York
Times version of what a woman is. So they've decided
that to call basically you women out there and categorize
you as non transreded women. We've heard birthing parent, We've

(26:10):
heard uterus have her men's straitor, vaginal presenting. That's what
some people on Twitter are joking about. But that's where
the New York Times right is is now defining that
if you have daughters, you have to be concerned about this.
If you're a woman and you're concerned about women's rights,

(26:31):
you have to understand that. This is exactly what the
new media is trying to do. But they can't do
it because we're in a new age. We're in the
we're in the Golden Age, the age of Enlightenment now
in America thanks to Doll j Trump, and eventually these
people are going to go by the wayside. Plus Scott
Jennings is on the LA editorial board, so we're all good.

(26:53):
All right, ladies, gentle, this is the Jesse Kelly Show.
I'm Jamie Alman. Glad to be filling in what frist
we can make jokes.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
It's fine. You got that right, The Jesse Kelly Show.
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Jamie Allmon, really happy to have been with you for
these past three hours. Love you guys, and thank you
so much for accommodating me. And I did watch a
little bit of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, and I
always love the people who watched the parade. And you know,
you gotta learn a little bit eventually because people are

(27:31):
going they're not really singing. It's like, I we get that.
It's like kind of bit a thing.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
So there were these mass arrests at the thanksgav Giving
Day parade. So these anti Israel Hamas protesters tried to
block the McDonald's balloon. I guess that was that was
their thing, like we're gonna we're gonna block the McDonald
Ronald McDonald balloon. And then there's this great picture that's

(27:59):
on the if you want to look look for it
where they there's a picture of a guy wearing a mask,
and he's wearing actually the mask that.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
All COVID dummies wear.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It's like that blue paper mask that didn't help you anyway.
It's just designed to hide your face or whatever happened
to be and a hoodie of course. And so this
is there's this great picture making its way around the
internet if you can find it of this guy being
arrested as the balloon of Ronald McDonald's like staring right

(28:34):
down at him. It's like the perfect it's it's the
perfect play for our time right now. And that these
guys cannot win for losing, and and and that's a
good thing, uh, speaking of cannot win for losing, So
Joy Reid and and and you know you don't come

(28:55):
here for joy read stuff any more than you do
for the view stuff, but I will have to. I'll
tell you though, it's kind of fun to watch these
individuals freaking out because they've lost. And MSNBC might actually
be purchased by Elon Musk, which would be like the
greatest thing that ever happened. And he's got money. It's

(29:20):
like George Soros has money. Elon Musk, as I said,
is like the good witch, and of course George Soros
is the bad witch.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
So this is Joy Reid and.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
She's talking about how well I don't want to be
with people on Thanksgiving, like it's completely like they do
don't understand what Thanksgiving is, and Thanksgiving would not be
a time for politics. I know many people had their
run ins with people who were on the left or
their family members, and I happened.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
To be a.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Lone conservative in my family. Like my mom is ninety
six years old. I love her so much. She and
I are very close, and our favorite time is to
drink somebaka and read scripture together.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
That's what we do and we talk about family.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
But my mom hates Donald Trump so and I think
one time I told her, I said, I think you
don't like him because he reminds you of my father
and they're divorced and all that kind of stuff. And
my dad was like the swinging sixties type of dude,
you know, And so I think Trump Trump reminds her
of him to a certain degree. I think it's personal,
but no otherless. I love her, you know, I'll watch

(30:34):
the PBS News Hour with her and keep my mouth shut.
I mean, I'm that loving in a family situation. I
can't imagine even if Trump lost, I can't imagine deciding
that I didn't want to be with my family or
anybody associated with that because of politics. If you can

(30:57):
imagine a more anathetical view of Thanksgiving than just simply
deciding you're not going to be with somebody because they
voted differently than you or what have you. I can't
imagine anything more of a betrayal of the Thanksgiving message

(31:18):
and how we feel about Thanksgiving and what we give
thanks to and we give thanks to God and for
our family, regardless of whether or not somebody disagrees with
us or whatever. But the people on the left, I mean,
they were all over the joint on TV trying to say, well,
you don't have to spend time with your family.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
They don't. They don't agree with you politically, then then don't.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Don't because of the people who say be undocumented, who
they get to call illegal immigrants, like the Pilgrims had
permission to come here, have to suffer the consequences of
their actions, right, They made the choice to overstay their
visas or come into our country illegally, so if they
get deported, consequences.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, it's it's interesting.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I tried to explain this to a couple people who,
of course brought this up because sometimes liberalism and wokeness
and leftism is an incurable disease, and they have to
bring that up even as you are doing Thanksgiving. And
I could explain the Pilgrims thing to them very easily,

(32:22):
and it is they came here to escape religious persecution.
And that's not even remotely in line with why illegal
aliens are coming here. They're coming here because construction companies
and agricultural and all these other places are hiring them illegally,

(32:44):
and it is an absolute invasion. It's not anything like
the Pilgrims. It's kind of like when people say, well,
we're a nation of immigrants. It's like, yeah, we're a
nation of legal immigrants. If you look at the people
who came over here from Ellis Island. My my dad side,
my family came from New Orleans through New Orleans because
there was a port there too, and it's like there's

(33:05):
nothing in common.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
But oh and she shaved your head. But he doesn't
wear her wig anymore.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
You know, you're right wingers shouldn't have to suffer the
consequences of your votes. You don't want to be around
me because I voted for fascism. No fair, I'm coughing
on you with COVID, But you want me to wear
a mask for your safety. No fair, my body, my choice.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, and she's wearing a hoodie too, and she's just
just gone for broke.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
You know. I like your blue ash shadow though, I
always love that, and her hoop earrings.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Well, here's an alternative thought. Make your own dinner, mega,
make your own sandwiches, wipe your own tears, troll amongst yourselves.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
But we don't have tears. And yeah, we did make
our own Thanksgiving. And it's been a blessed one on
a number of reasons, but more importantly because this is
a great country and we love our family and we
love each other beyond politics.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It's been a real pleasure to be with all of you.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Thank you Jesse Kelly, thank you Corey for your help
tonight today, and Chris Little of course as well.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
It's been a pleasure. I'll see you around the corner.
Have a great weekend, everybody, and a blessed one too,
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