January 5, 2026 • 35 mins
Is Hilton anti-American?Radical democrats aren’t just in the mail room anymore. The foot-long hotdog is the perfect size. The fall on New York City. Going Communist. The colonial era was underrated.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Monday. Gosh, I have missed you so much.
I am going to get more emails. I promise, I'm
going to get to more emails. I wanted to touch
on this Hilton Hotels thing before I do that, and
(00:33):
we'll get to New York and of course some other things.
But Hilton Hotels, in case you don't know, apparently DHS
ICE essentially, they were trying to book some rooms because
they are surging into Minneapolis. They realize, of course, like
all these communists run cities, the place is full of foreigners,
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many of them illegal, and they're surging into these places
to remove them. Well, DHS comes out and announces today
that Hilton Hotels canceled their reservations. And look, they not
only canceled the reservation. Hilton Hotels even send an email
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that you can go read that says, yeah, we refuse
to book immigration officers. They're canceling the hotels because they're
ICE officers. All right, okay, you already know what to
not do. I'll tell you right now. We at the
here and the show. We are traveling next month. Don't worry,
(01:36):
We're not going to miss any shows. We're traveling for
the show. But me, Chris Corey, we're traveling next month,
and a kid, you not cross my heart, hope to die.
Where we're going. It is across the street from one
of those Hilton hotels, one of the lower end ones.
And don't believe me, I'm not putting Chris up in
a Hilton, but from one of the lower end Hilton hotels.
(01:59):
Today we were going to book rooms, three rooms for
the week there today. Nope, Nope, not happening. These people
have to be made an example of. But pause on
that for a moment. Somebody at Hilton, I'm sure it
was probably a local branch. I don't even know if
it was a national thing. I'm sure it was a
local thing. But somebody at Hilton not only canceled the rooms.
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They put it in writing. We're not even talking about
a phone call here. They put it in writing. You
can go read. You can go read the email right now.
I read it this morning. Go read the email. Pause
on that for a moment. Pamela Smith, you probably already
forgot about her. She was the police chief in Washington,
d C. The DEI hired police chief. She got the
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she got the acts, she got fired. Remember, there are
all these accusations about them lying about crime stats, which
of course we all know is true. We all know
why they do it. They open up the jails and
they have to lie about the crime stats. We all
know why they do it. Some of her exit speech.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So I'm going to the Bible when I say this
to my haters. F you know, it's not a drop
to Mike moment watched me in this space.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I forgive you.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I forgive you, because the Bible makes it very clearly
when Jesus was hanging on the cross, what he said
to us, Father, even in the pit of agony and defeat,
he said, Father.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Forgive them, for they know not what they do. God
bless you, and God to you.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And has been my pleasures of the District of Columbia people.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
So beyond all the other things we could sit and mock.
Right now, that person, that bottom of the barrel, dork,
she led a major police agency in this country. Let's
go back to Hilton. How can that happen? How can
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somebody high enough in the food chain at Hilton Local
national or otherwise. How can they send an email like
that to the government telling them your rooms are canceled.
We don't work with ice. How does that happen? But
this goes back to something we've talked about so many
times before. Communists they've infiltrated our institutions at the highest
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possible level. It's not just we all like to imagine
there's okay, there's an intern, there's a guy in the
mail room, there's a there's there's somebody there. Surely there's
going to be a low level communist who wormed his
way in. They're somewhere and they'll do some bad things.
But we were so naive, so negligent with the communists
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in our society. They're way out of the mail room now. No. No,
they were in turns fifty years ago. Now they're the CEO.
Now they're running your local Hilton. Now they're the police chief.
Now they're this manager, Now they're this senator. This is
the damage these people have done and will continue to
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do in our society. Now they're judges. Every time you
read some crime story that breaks your heart and makes
you want to put your fist through the wall about
some savage who's been arrested seventy times, who burns a
woman alive or something, does something horrible like all these
monsters end up doing. Inevitably, someone will go track down
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the judge who let the guy out of jail's scott free.
And it's always every single time, a foreigner who got
here five minutes ago, or someone like this.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm going to the Bible when I say this to
my haters.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
They're not just in the mailroom anymore. They're at the
highest levels. And I'll put this out there to corporate America.
You saw what happened about Light. You saw what happened
to the stock prices. You saw the lost reputation, the
lost jobs. Hilton Hotels is probably going to have a
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pretty rough go of it here for a while. I know,
corporate America Lights to stay non political is humanly possible.
But if you run a business, a huge one like Hilton,
or maybe you're a small mom and pop shop with
three employees, if you are not proactive about making sure
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Democrats are not employed in your organization, then you are
risking it all all the time. You think you don't
have to worry about while she just runs the cash register. Yeah,
when she spits in the onion rings of the guy
wearing the Maga hat and your business gets sued out
of existence. You'll wish you'd been a little more diligent
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to go look at her Instagram page and figure out
that you hired a Democrat. Democrats, because of their demonic,
radicalized communist nature now are unhirable, and if you hire them,
you get what you get. Don't throw a fit. It
could be Hilton. We need to make her a manager.
(07:42):
She's been here thirty years plus, she's gay. We don't
have enough of those in management. Okay, have fun. What
kind of Let me ask you this, what kind of
a government contract do you think Hilton had with the
United States government? A government contract that's probably about to
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be canceled now. So if you're the CEO at Hilton
and you're currently pounding your head off of the desk
and frustration about all the money you just lost, it
is important to get up from your desk and go
into your private bathroom and look at that large rectangular
device over the sink and stare in it, because that's
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your problem. Your problem is you have a company with
Democrats in it. I don't care whether it's the freaking maid.
I don't care whether it's the valet. I don't care
whether it's the regional manager somewhere. If you have Democrats
in your organization, because they are religious Zelots, they will
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inevitably do something to harm your organization on behalf of
the revolution. They, like all religious Zelots, care about their
religion first, second, third, four, fifth, and sixth, and they
will always put it first. So even if it hurts
your bottom line, if it helps the revolution, they will
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move it forward. A higher up person locally or nationally
at Hilton sat down and typed out a long email
and laid it out in detail that Ice is not
welcome in their hotel. Now Hilton is going to face
a boycott. I'm already participating myself. I would encourage you
to do so. Now the government almost guaranteed they're going
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to cancel their contract. The Trump administration is never going
to stand for that. They'll sign a contract with someone else.
If you own Hilton stock, I guarantee you lost some
money today. They're CEO possibly going to get fired. I
promise other people are going to get fired. And what
is the reason for all this? Because you did not
do your due diligence and fire all the democrats who
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work for you. If you allow these people in your
employ they will operate as if they're in filtrators, because
that's what they are, and that's why they think they're there.
Even your stapler just a tool for the revolution. Your
company is just a tool for the revolution. That's the
way they are, all right, I owe you some more
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emails before we get to other things, Before we get
to somebody vandalizing jd Vance's home. Hang on the Jesse
Kelly Show. It's still real to me, Dammit, the tyrn stacks.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday.
You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
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So I have a complaint. I understand that we are
all living in a technologically advanced time, then we don't
always appreciate that. I don't the convenience of life. For instance,
Chris Corey, I did not participate today. I don't want
to brag. They decided they wanted hot dogs a little
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while ago. Well, we're working here. Pick up your phone.
Beep beep beep, Like fifteen minutes later, the hot dogs
are at.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
The front door.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
This is the lip. That is amazing when you consider
in the past the things you had to do to
get food. All right, So we live in this advanced time.
Did you know that in the future. I've talked to
you about this before, the ubers, the cabs, the wayfares,
all the other ways people order driver's services gonna they're
all gonna be unmanned one day. You know that they are.
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In California. There's already hundreds of thousands of these rides
going off. It's happening. Technology is amazing. So we live
in a day and age where I can pick up
my phone right now and I can beep I want
to leave the studio and I want to go to
Red Lobster. With a couple buttons on my phone, I
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can have a car driven by a robot show up
at the studio. The robot will open up the door
when I walk to the car and I'll get in.
It will close the door and drive me over to
Bred Lobster. And yet Bob got me I don't want
to brag. You don't want to brag about your wealth.
But Bob got me some new T shirts. And I
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put on this T shirt for the first time today
I am counting the layers right now. They're not even
on the back. It's not even a backtag these The
tag is four layers. One of these tags is at
least three inches long. So we live in a world
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where I can order a driverless cab to take me
to Red Lobster in five minutes. But we can't come
up with anything better than putting eight thousand tags on
your shirt. You of course can't rip them off because
it puts a hole in the shirt. Oh, but you
can cut them. Yes, Let's take these kind of annoying
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tags and turn them into razor wire that scrape your
skin all day long. There's no better system than this.
This is the best thing we can come with up with.
That's one two. Jewish producer Chris and I were having
a conversation about the hot dogs they just they just ordered,
and I'm gonna push back, so let me recap because
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I know you weren't here to listen to it. We
were talking about the size of the actual wiener itself.
Chris said they're a little small this place, to where
I argued, I don't like the big fat wieners because
it's it screws up the Wiener to bun ratio the
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big fat over of a quarter pound dog. It's always disgusting,
what Chris, what? It's not because it's too big for
my hands, Chris, The fat ones are bad because it
screws up the ratio. Chris then complained about foot longs.
Apparently they can get too long for Chris's preference. One
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that surprises me about you, I would have assumed what, Chris.
I would have assumed that you were a foot long guy. Anyway,
I would have assumed you were. You eat two at
a time, But beyond that, the foot long is perfect.
You know why the foot long is perfect because the
girth is exactly what you're looking for, and you can
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stop whenever you want. One hot dog is never enough.
It's never enough. But sometimes, especially as you get older,
your stomach gets smaller than it was. Sometimes you can't
quite do two, or maybe you can't quite do three.
The foot long gives you the freedom of choice. You
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stop when you want to stop. It's the girth that
screws up the dog, not the length that screws up
the dog. When you're talking, Weener, size, girth and length
are two completely different, and I would argue unrelated subjects
what Chris. Okay, Chris said, but a thick brought worst
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on a bunn is fantastic. That's a completely different food, Chris,
just because they're both shaped the same way. By the way,
you people can't even eat brought worst. Isn't it important?
Is it? What? Chris? Are you already sinning in the
new year? You are not allowed to eat brought worst.
You're not allowed that. That's a pork that's always all beef.
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You're a liar, Chris. You didn't even look. You're a
dirty liar. And brought worsts are different. Also, brought worst
generally comes with the bigger bun. That reminds me one
of the great It's not exactly some wonderful recipe, one
of the great great simple homemade meals. I give this
to you. I'm sure you probably already know about it.
Get of Italian sausages at the local meat shop or
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your grocery store, Chris, find pork ones, Okay, get yourself
a jar of your favorite marinara sauce. Drop the sausages
in the slow cooker. Dump the mari and aero sauce
in there so they cover the sausages. Crank it on
four or five hours, pull them off, slap them on
a bun, some mozzarella or provolone on there. The easiest,
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most delicious, freaking meal you can possibly find, completely hands free.
And ladies, this is specifically for you. I know now
it's sports season, the back in school, and you're running
around and practices all day long. But you want to
be a good wife and you want to make a
good meal for the family. I promise you no one
in your family's going to complain about housing some Italian
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sausage sandwiches when they get home. What Chris, all right,
we'll pause on this for a moment. I have to
talk about ma'm Donnie in New York City, and then
we'll do some email. Hang on, Jesse Kelly, Vaccion, It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. So
(17:12):
good to be back. All right, let me touch on
it because it happened while I was gone, ma'am. Part
of the reason I went to New York You know,
I love New York City. Part of the reason I
went to New York City. We went as a family.
We had never done Christmas in New York City. My wife,
I didn't even want to admit this. My wife wanted
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to see the Rockheads Christmas special. Okay, that's that famous.
They're like one hundred years old. In fact, I think
they are one hundred years old this year. That don't
make that. Don't make that sign, Corey. They are that famous.
You know, the girls that kick their legs up and
they do all the Broadway shows and stuff like that.
They do a Christmas special every year. Anyway, we wanted
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to do New York City at Christmas time, and we
discussed it. We discussed that we may never go back.
I don't know that that's true. I'm sure I'll probably
have to pop in for business just in what I
do You end up having to go back to New
York City every now and then. But we have loved that,
loved it as a family. We go pop in for
a day or two, eat some hot dogs, leave that
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it's great. But because of this guy coming in and
what is probably going to mean, I don't know that
we'll be back. It's been on a noticeable decline since
Bloomberg left the Blasio. Every single day he was there,
it got worse and worse and worse. And now this
is the guy coming in. This was his inauguration speed.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
We will draw this city closer together. We will replace
the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Now, any red blooded American recoils in horror at a
saying like that, the warmth of collectivism. I don't understand.
Communists have murdered over one hundred million people. It doesn't work.
Any red blooded American would be horrified by that. But
(19:05):
I just want to let's walk down memory lane just
for a second, just a second. Do you remember you
remember his victory night speech? That was his inauguration speech.
Now he's mayor. Do you remember his victory night speech?
Do you remember who he thinks?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
I speak of Yemeny bodega owners and Mexican abuelas, Senegalese
taxi drivers, and who's beck nurses, Trinidadian line cooks, and
Ethiopian aunties. Yes, aunties.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Didn't even mention Americans. Why remember the poll numbers. American
New Yorkers hate, ma'am Donnie. Overwhelmingly, it was like sixty
to twenty five or something. Overwhelmingly. American New Yorkers said,
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absolutely not. But the foreigners they installed Mamdani and foreigners
from every dump on the planet. When they hear a
speech like this, they don't recoil in horrible.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
We will draw this city closer together. We will replace
the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
This is a result of the mass importation of foreign
barbarians from all over the planet. What this is is
a lesson for every nation on the planet, and most
definitely a lesson for our nation. If you do not
get mass deportation and then strictly control who comes into
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your country, not just illegally, legally too. I don't care
what is right or wrong. I don't care what your
constitution says. I don't care what will work or what
will not work. If you allow barbarian hordes to come
into your country en mass, your country will be torn
apart by them. They will you want to meet the
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new tenant director in New York City.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
I think the reality is is that for centuries we've
really treated property as an individualized good and not a
collective good. And we are going to and transitioning to
treating it as a collective good and towards a model
of shared equity. Will require that we think about it differently,
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and it will mean that families, especially white families, but
some POC families who are homeowners as well, are going
to have a different relationship to property than the one
that we currently have.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
They're already setting up kangaroo courts for land or for
people who charge rent landlords. They're already setting up kangaroo
courts for people they think are charging too much. Did
you see this heartwarming story about the new head of
the New York City Fire Department, And I'm assuming captain
of the softball team.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Willian bon Signor is a career first responder. In just
nine days, she'll be running the world's busiest fire department,
one of the most important appointments of the incoming administration.
Although she never served as a firefighter, she's confident that
won't matter.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I know the job, I know the sh Yes, that's right, Chris,
you heard that right. That wasn't a typho. She's never
served as a firefighter. But again, in communist systems, expertise
doesn't matter. Merit doesn't matter what do communists do with power?
They only do two things. They reward their friends, they
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punish their enemy. He found a lesbian communist and he
put her in a position of power. Whether she knows
anything about firefighting, it couldn't matter less to these.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
People what the firefighters need, and I can translate that
to this administration who's willing to listen.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I know what EMS needs. I have been EMS for
thirty plus years.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Mont Signor is a trailblazer for the LGBTQ community.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Second you hear a trailblazer, you know you're in trouble.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Who will serve as the FDN wise first openly gay commissioner.
She's a highly respected, detail oriented.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Metal highly respected for sure, sure.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Whose style has been compared to NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tish.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Her style has been compared to cost cutters. Okay, did
you see the haircut? We all know where this is going.
We all know where this is going. So this is
what happens. It's not about New York City. If you
do not control the amount of barbarians you import into
your country, or your city, or your state, you will
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lose it. Why do you think we lost Colorado? They
massively imported foreigners. Do you know that California used to
be a blood red state? Then Reagan massively imported foreigners.
Did you know that the Biden administration specifically targeted states
like Ohio with all kinds of foreigners. Why do you
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think that is Why do you think you woke up
one day and you found out a tiny town in
Ohio of two thousand people, all of a sudden got
an influx of two thousand foreigners, thus completely changing the
demographic of the town. Why would they do that? Why Ohio?
Because the Communists understand that quantity has a quality all
its own. It doesn't matter how down home and country
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you are. We're out here in the Mountain West. We're
in the Midwest, where we value things. I don't give
a crap what you value, because the foreigner doesn't. If
you allow the mass importation of foreigners into your city,
or your state, or your country, you will lose it.
They will loot it, just like they do everywhere else.
They will loot it, They will rip it to pieces,
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and it will no longer have even a reflection of
what it once was. That is the reality of it.
The mass deportation of foreigners and the restriction of legal
immigration is the issue of our time. I talk about
it so much because it's everything. If I could bring
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five thousand uber patriots into your town, red blooded Americans
who love this country and love family and believe in
what is right. If I could bring five thousand of
them into your town, your town would get better. They
would make your town better. And if I went and
grabbed five thousand warlords from Somalia and brought them into
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your town, your town would be disgusting in a matter
of time. They're saying is as old as I don't
know when. But demographics is destiny. How in the world
did New York come to this?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
We will draw this city closer together. We will replace
the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Who would ever vote for that? Oh, I'll introduce them
to you.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
I speak of Yemeny bodega owners and Mexican abuelas, Senegalese
taxi drivers, and who's beck nurses, Trinidadian lime cooks and
Ethiopian aunties.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, speaking of nurses. Pain sucks, doesn't it? What? Why
don't you make twenty twenty six pain free? That'd be
nice if you didn't have to wake up and reach
for that ibuprof and bottle every day. That'd be nice, right,
It'd be nice if you didn't have to ignore that
back pain that holds you back. What if twenty twenty
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six was the year you started playing racketball again, went
for long walks. Why don't you let Relief Factor do
that for you. All I'm asking is that you try
it one hundred percent drug free. It is a supplement,
a supplement that is going to attack the root of
that pain. It's inflammation. I know you've given up hope.
(27:28):
You think it's always going to be there. Maybe you're
three weeks away from it being gone. Try it nineteen
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relief or Relief Factor dot com. We'll be back. This
is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
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Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday.
But I'm coming back tomorrow. Vacation's over. I'm here, Okay,
I am here. You can email us Jess see at
Jesse Ketleyshow dot com. Also, I completely should not do
this at all, but I'm doing it anyway. I'm going
to play it again. I played it in the open hour.
It's super long. It's like two minutes, so I may
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stop it and interrupt it. Because I do that from
time to time. But let's just take a step back
and admire the United States military and our capabilities, not
just the ships, not just the planes, not just the
delta force. Guys. That the fact that we can bring
so many different elements together, the intelligence, intelligence gathering. That
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just what the United States of America can do, and
what the United States of America just did do it
was eye popping for the entire rest of the world.
And you better believe countries like China were watching and
they're impressed.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
This operation, known as Operation Absolute Resolve, was discreete, precise,
and conducted during the darkest hours of Jane second, and
was in the culmination of months of planning and rehearsal.
An extraction so precise it involved more than one hundred
and fifty aircraft launching across the Western Hemisphere in close coordination,
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all coming together in time and place to layer effects
for a single purpose to get an interdiction force into
downtown Caraculus while maintaining the element of tactical surprise. Let
me talk a little bit about the preparation. After months
of work by our intelligence teammates to find Maduro and
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understand how he moved, where he lived, where he traveled,
what he ate, what he wore? What were his pets?
In early December, our force was set pending a series
of aligned events. The force included F twenty two's F
thirty fives, F eighteen's EA eighteen.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
By the way, you find out about as pets because
you have to figure out if you're gonna have to
fight one hundred and fifty pound mastiff when you kick
down the Doorans E.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Two S B one bombers and other support aircraft, as
well as numerous remotely piloted drones. As the force began
to approach Caracas, the Joint Air Component began dismantling and
disabling the air defense systems in Venezuela, employing weapons to
ensure the safe passage of the helicopters into the target area.
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We arrived at Maduro's compound at one one am Eastern
Standard time or two to one am Caracas local time,
and the Apprehension Force descended into Maduro's compound and moved
with speed, precision, and discipline towards their objective and isolated
the area to ensure the safety and security of the
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ground force.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
That means they murdered all of his security force.
Speaker 8 (30:54):
Well apprehending the indicted persons.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Without taking a single actually by.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
The way, rival into the target area. The helicopters came
under fire, and they replied with that fire with overwhelming
force and self defense. One of our aircraft was hit
but remained fliable, and as the President said earlier today,
all of our aircraft came home.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You know, I was just thinking about think about what
a horrible day you had if you were part of
Maduro's private security force. You think it's going to be
a normal day. You know your country is in trouble, right,
but still they're not gonna come here, and then you're
walking down the hall and you're facing delta force. That's
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a bad day. That's a bad day. Also, Congressman Roe
Kannach communists said this.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
There's a broader concern, and that is that we have
a moral crisis in this country. Most Americans don't believe
in gunboat diplomacy. They don't believe that we can just
go in with overwhelming military force into a poorer country,
into a weaker country, and.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Take their oil.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
And we need to have a reckoning in this country.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Notice how these people never find a moral crisis when
they're chopping kids' penises off, that's no moral crisis. There's
no moral crisis with doing any of the horrible, evil
crap they do here domestically. That the second you go
top of a communist dictator, that becomes a moral crisis.
(32:28):
I wonder why that's a moral crisis. And speaking of which,
let me just let me just go ahead and say,
why are we giving Venezuela back. There's no reason to
give it back. What Chris, Make it a colony, not
a state. Make it a colony, install the leadership. We want,
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improve the lives of the Venezuelan people. We of course
are going to extract resources, beautiful vacation destiny. Of course
it's oil rich, so we have that strategic location. Cannot
possibly be beat. What Chris, Chris likes the term puppet.
I like colony. Colony sounds better. Reminds me of the
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Thirteen colonies. Only this will have better food the thirteen colonies.
Venezuela will consider it the first of our Latin American colonies,
and the aim is to get thirteen of them. Well,
of course, leave El Salvador exactly where it is. We
like Bouquetlee. But the rest of them can simply become ours.
This goes right into my Latin American plan, and that
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I think we need all of Mexico, all of Central
America again except for El Salvador, Love you l Salvador,
and then we take We don't need all of South America,
just the northern stuff. I'm not even close to getting.
Why don't we just keep it? The colonial error was
an underrated era on the planet that helped everybody. It
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helped the major powers, help the backwards countries. Congratulations, you're
not eating each other anymore. Here's some medicine so you
don't die of diarrhea at the age of twelve. The
colonial the colonial era, I want to go back to it. Chris,
big fan, huge fan can Now here's a headline.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Why go you know, you know the.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Thing headlines We didn't get to. The answer to your question,
Chris is yes, I would love to be a military governor.
I'd be an excellent one. Authorities identify a suspect who
vandalized JD Vance's home. I'm glad we've identified the subject
or the suspect. I'm glad he's been arrested, but perhaps
It's time to maybe beef up the security of the
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vice president. If some crazy kook can get close enough
to even vandalize his home, what if that guy was
trained and capable. DOJ sues Virginia for offering discounted tuition
rates to be legal aliens. Blue states still exist as
hostile foreign city states who prioritize four horners over you.
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Vote accordingly. I will be back tomorrow. I have missed you,
So that's all.
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Monday. Gosh, I have missed you so much.
I am going to get more emails. I promise, I'm
going to get to more emails. I wanted to touch
on this Hilton Hotels thing before I do that, and
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we'll get to New York and of course some other things.
But Hilton Hotels, in case you don't know, apparently DHS
ICE essentially, they were trying to book some rooms because
they are surging into Minneapolis. They realize, of course, like
all these communists run cities, the place is full of foreigners,
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many of them illegal, and they're surging into these places
to remove them. Well, DHS comes out and announces today
that Hilton Hotels canceled their reservations. And look, they not
only canceled the reservation. Hilton Hotels even send an email
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that you can go read that says, yeah, we refuse
to book immigration officers. They're canceling the hotels because they're
ICE officers. All right, okay, you already know what to
not do. I'll tell you right now. We at the
here and the show. We are traveling next month. Don't worry,
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We're not going to miss any shows. We're traveling for
the show. But me, Chris Corey, we're traveling next month,
and a kid, you not cross my heart, hope to die.
Where we're going. It is across the street from one
of those Hilton hotels, one of the lower end ones.
And don't believe me, I'm not putting Chris up in
a Hilton, but from one of the lower end Hilton hotels.
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Today we were going to book rooms, three rooms for
the week there today. Nope, Nope, not happening. These people
have to be made an example of. But pause on
that for a moment. Somebody at Hilton, I'm sure it
was probably a local branch. I don't even know if
it was a national thing. I'm sure it was a
local thing. But somebody at Hilton not only canceled the rooms.
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They put it in writing. We're not even talking about
a phone call here. They put it in writing. You
can go read. You can go read the email right now.
I read it this morning. Go read the email. Pause
on that for a moment. Pamela Smith, you probably already
forgot about her. She was the police chief in Washington,
d C. The DEI hired police chief. She got the
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she got the acts, she got fired. Remember, there are
all these accusations about them lying about crime stats, which
of course we all know is true. We all know
why they do it. They open up the jails and
they have to lie about the crime stats. We all
know why they do it. Some of her exit speech.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So I'm going to the Bible when I say this
to my haters. F you know, it's not a drop
to Mike moment watched me in this space.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I forgive you.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I forgive you, because the Bible makes it very clearly
when Jesus was hanging on the cross, what he said
to us, Father, even in the pit of agony and defeat,
he said, Father.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Forgive them, for they know not what they do. God
bless you, and God to you.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And has been my pleasures of the District of Columbia people.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
So beyond all the other things we could sit and mock.
Right now, that person, that bottom of the barrel, dork,
she led a major police agency in this country. Let's
go back to Hilton. How can that happen? How can
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somebody high enough in the food chain at Hilton Local
national or otherwise. How can they send an email like
that to the government telling them your rooms are canceled.
We don't work with ice. How does that happen? But
this goes back to something we've talked about so many
times before. Communists they've infiltrated our institutions at the highest
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possible level. It's not just we all like to imagine
there's okay, there's an intern, there's a guy in the
mail room, there's a there's there's somebody there. Surely there's
going to be a low level communist who wormed his
way in. They're somewhere and they'll do some bad things.
But we were so naive, so negligent with the communists
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in our society. They're way out of the mail room now. No. No,
they were in turns fifty years ago. Now they're the CEO.
Now they're running your local Hilton. Now they're the police chief.
Now they're this manager, Now they're this senator. This is
the damage these people have done and will continue to
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do in our society. Now they're judges. Every time you
read some crime story that breaks your heart and makes
you want to put your fist through the wall about
some savage who's been arrested seventy times, who burns a
woman alive or something, does something horrible like all these
monsters end up doing. Inevitably, someone will go track down
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the judge who let the guy out of jail's scott free.
And it's always every single time, a foreigner who got
here five minutes ago, or someone like this.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm going to the Bible when I say this to
my haters.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
They're not just in the mailroom anymore. They're at the
highest levels. And I'll put this out there to corporate America.
You saw what happened about Light. You saw what happened
to the stock prices. You saw the lost reputation, the
lost jobs. Hilton Hotels is probably going to have a
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pretty rough go of it here for a while. I know,
corporate America Lights to stay non political is humanly possible.
But if you run a business, a huge one like Hilton,
or maybe you're a small mom and pop shop with
three employees, if you are not proactive about making sure
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Democrats are not employed in your organization, then you are
risking it all all the time. You think you don't
have to worry about while she just runs the cash register. Yeah,
when she spits in the onion rings of the guy
wearing the Maga hat and your business gets sued out
of existence. You'll wish you'd been a little more diligent
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to go look at her Instagram page and figure out
that you hired a Democrat. Democrats, because of their demonic,
radicalized communist nature now are unhirable, and if you hire them,
you get what you get. Don't throw a fit. It
could be Hilton. We need to make her a manager.
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She's been here thirty years plus, she's gay. We don't
have enough of those in management. Okay, have fun. What
kind of Let me ask you this, what kind of
a government contract do you think Hilton had with the
United States government? A government contract that's probably about to
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be canceled now. So if you're the CEO at Hilton
and you're currently pounding your head off of the desk
and frustration about all the money you just lost, it
is important to get up from your desk and go
into your private bathroom and look at that large rectangular
device over the sink and stare in it, because that's
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your problem. Your problem is you have a company with
Democrats in it. I don't care whether it's the freaking maid.
I don't care whether it's the valet. I don't care
whether it's the regional manager somewhere. If you have Democrats
in your organization, because they are religious Zelots, they will
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inevitably do something to harm your organization on behalf of
the revolution. They, like all religious Zelots, care about their
religion first, second, third, four, fifth, and sixth, and they
will always put it first. So even if it hurts
your bottom line, if it helps the revolution, they will
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move it forward. A higher up person locally or nationally
at Hilton sat down and typed out a long email
and laid it out in detail that Ice is not
welcome in their hotel. Now Hilton is going to face
a boycott. I'm already participating myself. I would encourage you
to do so. Now the government almost guaranteed they're going
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to cancel their contract. The Trump administration is never going
to stand for that. They'll sign a contract with someone else.
If you own Hilton stock, I guarantee you lost some
money today. They're CEO possibly going to get fired. I
promise other people are going to get fired. And what
is the reason for all this? Because you did not
do your due diligence and fire all the democrats who
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work for you. If you allow these people in your
employ they will operate as if they're in filtrators, because
that's what they are, and that's why they think they're there.
Even your stapler just a tool for the revolution. Your
company is just a tool for the revolution. That's the
way they are, all right, I owe you some more
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emails before we get to other things, Before we get
to somebody vandalizing jd Vance's home. Hang on the Jesse
Kelly Show. It's still real to me, Dammit, the tyrn stacks.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday.
You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
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So I have a complaint. I understand that we are
all living in a technologically advanced time, then we don't
always appreciate that. I don't the convenience of life. For instance,
Chris Corey, I did not participate today. I don't want
to brag. They decided they wanted hot dogs a little
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while ago. Well, we're working here. Pick up your phone.
Beep beep beep, Like fifteen minutes later, the hot dogs
are at.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
The front door.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
This is the lip. That is amazing when you consider
in the past the things you had to do to
get food. All right, So we live in this advanced time.
Did you know that in the future. I've talked to
you about this before, the ubers, the cabs, the wayfares,
all the other ways people order driver's services gonna they're
all gonna be unmanned one day. You know that they are.
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In California. There's already hundreds of thousands of these rides
going off. It's happening. Technology is amazing. So we live
in a day and age where I can pick up
my phone right now and I can beep I want
to leave the studio and I want to go to
Red Lobster. With a couple buttons on my phone, I
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can have a car driven by a robot show up
at the studio. The robot will open up the door
when I walk to the car and I'll get in.
It will close the door and drive me over to
Bred Lobster. And yet Bob got me I don't want
to brag. You don't want to brag about your wealth.
But Bob got me some new T shirts. And I
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put on this T shirt for the first time today
I am counting the layers right now. They're not even
on the back. It's not even a backtag these The
tag is four layers. One of these tags is at
least three inches long. So we live in a world
(12:42):
where I can order a driverless cab to take me
to Red Lobster in five minutes. But we can't come
up with anything better than putting eight thousand tags on
your shirt. You of course can't rip them off because
it puts a hole in the shirt. Oh, but you
can cut them. Yes, Let's take these kind of annoying
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tags and turn them into razor wire that scrape your
skin all day long. There's no better system than this.
This is the best thing we can come with up with.
That's one two. Jewish producer Chris and I were having
a conversation about the hot dogs they just they just ordered,
and I'm gonna push back, so let me recap because
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I know you weren't here to listen to it. We
were talking about the size of the actual wiener itself.
Chris said they're a little small this place, to where
I argued, I don't like the big fat wieners because
it's it screws up the Wiener to bun ratio the
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big fat over of a quarter pound dog. It's always disgusting,
what Chris, what? It's not because it's too big for
my hands, Chris, The fat ones are bad because it
screws up the ratio. Chris then complained about foot longs.
Apparently they can get too long for Chris's preference. One
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that surprises me about you, I would have assumed what, Chris.
I would have assumed that you were a foot long guy. Anyway,
I would have assumed you were. You eat two at
a time, But beyond that, the foot long is perfect.
You know why the foot long is perfect because the
girth is exactly what you're looking for, and you can
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stop whenever you want. One hot dog is never enough.
It's never enough. But sometimes, especially as you get older,
your stomach gets smaller than it was. Sometimes you can't
quite do two, or maybe you can't quite do three.
The foot long gives you the freedom of choice. You
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stop when you want to stop. It's the girth that
screws up the dog, not the length that screws up
the dog. When you're talking, Weener, size, girth and length
are two completely different, and I would argue unrelated subjects
what Chris. Okay, Chris said, but a thick brought worst
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on a bunn is fantastic. That's a completely different food, Chris,
just because they're both shaped the same way. By the way,
you people can't even eat brought worst. Isn't it important?
Is it? What? Chris? Are you already sinning in the
new year? You are not allowed to eat brought worst.
You're not allowed that. That's a pork that's always all beef.
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You're a liar, Chris. You didn't even look. You're a
dirty liar. And brought worsts are different. Also, brought worst
generally comes with the bigger bun. That reminds me one
of the great It's not exactly some wonderful recipe, one
of the great great simple homemade meals. I give this
to you. I'm sure you probably already know about it.
Get of Italian sausages at the local meat shop or
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your grocery store, Chris, find pork ones, Okay, get yourself
a jar of your favorite marinara sauce. Drop the sausages
in the slow cooker. Dump the mari and aero sauce
in there so they cover the sausages. Crank it on
four or five hours, pull them off, slap them on
a bun, some mozzarella or provolone on there. The easiest,
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most delicious, freaking meal you can possibly find, completely hands free.
And ladies, this is specifically for you. I know now
it's sports season, the back in school, and you're running
around and practices all day long. But you want to
be a good wife and you want to make a
good meal for the family. I promise you no one
in your family's going to complain about housing some Italian
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sausage sandwiches when they get home. What Chris, all right,
we'll pause on this for a moment. I have to
talk about ma'm Donnie in New York City, and then
we'll do some email. Hang on, Jesse Kelly, Vaccion, It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. So
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good to be back. All right, let me touch on
it because it happened while I was gone, ma'am. Part
of the reason I went to New York You know,
I love New York City. Part of the reason I
went to New York City. We went as a family.
We had never done Christmas in New York City. My wife,
I didn't even want to admit this. My wife wanted
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to see the Rockheads Christmas special. Okay, that's that famous.
They're like one hundred years old. In fact, I think
they are one hundred years old this year. That don't
make that. Don't make that sign, Corey. They are that famous.
You know, the girls that kick their legs up and
they do all the Broadway shows and stuff like that.
They do a Christmas special every year. Anyway, we wanted
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to do New York City at Christmas time, and we
discussed it. We discussed that we may never go back.
I don't know that that's true. I'm sure I'll probably
have to pop in for business just in what I
do You end up having to go back to New
York City every now and then. But we have loved that,
loved it as a family. We go pop in for
a day or two, eat some hot dogs, leave that
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it's great. But because of this guy coming in and
what is probably going to mean, I don't know that
we'll be back. It's been on a noticeable decline since
Bloomberg left the Blasio. Every single day he was there,
it got worse and worse and worse. And now this
is the guy coming in. This was his inauguration speed.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
We will draw this city closer together. We will replace
the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Now, any red blooded American recoils in horror at a
saying like that, the warmth of collectivism. I don't understand.
Communists have murdered over one hundred million people. It doesn't work.
Any red blooded American would be horrified by that. But
(19:05):
I just want to let's walk down memory lane just
for a second, just a second. Do you remember you
remember his victory night speech? That was his inauguration speech.
Now he's mayor. Do you remember his victory night speech?
Do you remember who he thinks?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
I speak of Yemeny bodega owners and Mexican abuelas, Senegalese
taxi drivers, and who's beck nurses, Trinidadian line cooks, and
Ethiopian aunties. Yes, aunties.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Didn't even mention Americans. Why remember the poll numbers. American
New Yorkers hate, ma'am Donnie. Overwhelmingly, it was like sixty
to twenty five or something. Overwhelmingly. American New Yorkers said,
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absolutely not. But the foreigners they installed Mamdani and foreigners
from every dump on the planet. When they hear a
speech like this, they don't recoil in horrible.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
We will draw this city closer together. We will replace
the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
This is a result of the mass importation of foreign
barbarians from all over the planet. What this is is
a lesson for every nation on the planet, and most
definitely a lesson for our nation. If you do not
get mass deportation and then strictly control who comes into
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your country, not just illegally, legally too. I don't care
what is right or wrong. I don't care what your
constitution says. I don't care what will work or what
will not work. If you allow barbarian hordes to come
into your country en mass, your country will be torn
apart by them. They will you want to meet the
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new tenant director in New York City.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
I think the reality is is that for centuries we've
really treated property as an individualized good and not a
collective good. And we are going to and transitioning to
treating it as a collective good and towards a model
of shared equity. Will require that we think about it differently,
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and it will mean that families, especially white families, but
some POC families who are homeowners as well, are going
to have a different relationship to property than the one
that we currently have.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
They're already setting up kangaroo courts for land or for
people who charge rent landlords. They're already setting up kangaroo
courts for people they think are charging too much. Did
you see this heartwarming story about the new head of
the New York City Fire Department, And I'm assuming captain
of the softball team.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Willian bon Signor is a career first responder. In just
nine days, she'll be running the world's busiest fire department,
one of the most important appointments of the incoming administration.
Although she never served as a firefighter, she's confident that
won't matter.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I know the job, I know the sh Yes, that's right, Chris,
you heard that right. That wasn't a typho. She's never
served as a firefighter. But again, in communist systems, expertise
doesn't matter. Merit doesn't matter what do communists do with power?
They only do two things. They reward their friends, they
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punish their enemy. He found a lesbian communist and he
put her in a position of power. Whether she knows
anything about firefighting, it couldn't matter less to these.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
People what the firefighters need, and I can translate that
to this administration who's willing to listen.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I know what EMS needs. I have been EMS for
thirty plus years.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Mont Signor is a trailblazer for the LGBTQ community.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Second you hear a trailblazer, you know you're in trouble.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Who will serve as the FDN wise first openly gay commissioner.
She's a highly respected, detail oriented.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Metal highly respected for sure, sure.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Whose style has been compared to NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tish.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Her style has been compared to cost cutters. Okay, did
you see the haircut? We all know where this is going.
We all know where this is going. So this is
what happens. It's not about New York City. If you
do not control the amount of barbarians you import into
your country, or your city, or your state, you will
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lose it. Why do you think we lost Colorado? They
massively imported foreigners. Do you know that California used to
be a blood red state? Then Reagan massively imported foreigners.
Did you know that the Biden administration specifically targeted states
like Ohio with all kinds of foreigners. Why do you
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think that is Why do you think you woke up
one day and you found out a tiny town in
Ohio of two thousand people, all of a sudden got
an influx of two thousand foreigners, thus completely changing the
demographic of the town. Why would they do that? Why Ohio?
Because the Communists understand that quantity has a quality all
its own. It doesn't matter how down home and country
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you are. We're out here in the Mountain West. We're
in the Midwest, where we value things. I don't give
a crap what you value, because the foreigner doesn't. If
you allow the mass importation of foreigners into your city,
or your state, or your country, you will lose it.
They will loot it, just like they do everywhere else.
They will loot it, They will rip it to pieces,
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and it will no longer have even a reflection of
what it once was. That is the reality of it.
The mass deportation of foreigners and the restriction of legal
immigration is the issue of our time. I talk about
it so much because it's everything. If I could bring
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five thousand uber patriots into your town, red blooded Americans
who love this country and love family and believe in
what is right. If I could bring five thousand of
them into your town, your town would get better. They
would make your town better. And if I went and
grabbed five thousand warlords from Somalia and brought them into
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your town, your town would be disgusting in a matter
of time. They're saying is as old as I don't
know when. But demographics is destiny. How in the world
did New York come to this?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
We will draw this city closer together. We will replace
the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Who would ever vote for that? Oh, I'll introduce them
to you.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
I speak of Yemeny bodega owners and Mexican abuelas, Senegalese
taxi drivers, and who's beck nurses, Trinidadian lime cooks and
Ethiopian aunties.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, speaking of nurses. Pain sucks, doesn't it? What? Why
don't you make twenty twenty six pain free? That'd be
nice if you didn't have to wake up and reach
for that ibuprof and bottle every day. That'd be nice, right,
It'd be nice if you didn't have to ignore that
back pain that holds you back. What if twenty twenty
(27:05):
six was the year you started playing racketball again, went
for long walks. Why don't you let Relief Factor do
that for you. All I'm asking is that you try
it one hundred percent drug free. It is a supplement,
a supplement that is going to attack the root of
that pain. It's inflammation. I know you've given up hope.
(27:28):
You think it's always going to be there. Maybe you're
three weeks away from it being gone. Try it nineteen
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relief or Relief Factor dot com. We'll be back. This
is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
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Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday.
But I'm coming back tomorrow. Vacation's over. I'm here, Okay,
I am here. You can email us Jess see at
Jesse Ketleyshow dot com. Also, I completely should not do
this at all, but I'm doing it anyway. I'm going
to play it again. I played it in the open hour.
It's super long. It's like two minutes, so I may
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stop it and interrupt it. Because I do that from
time to time. But let's just take a step back
and admire the United States military and our capabilities, not
just the ships, not just the planes, not just the
delta force. Guys. That the fact that we can bring
so many different elements together, the intelligence, intelligence gathering. That
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just what the United States of America can do, and
what the United States of America just did do it
was eye popping for the entire rest of the world.
And you better believe countries like China were watching and
they're impressed.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
This operation, known as Operation Absolute Resolve, was discreete, precise,
and conducted during the darkest hours of Jane second, and
was in the culmination of months of planning and rehearsal.
An extraction so precise it involved more than one hundred
and fifty aircraft launching across the Western Hemisphere in close coordination,
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all coming together in time and place to layer effects
for a single purpose to get an interdiction force into
downtown Caraculus while maintaining the element of tactical surprise. Let
me talk a little bit about the preparation. After months
of work by our intelligence teammates to find Maduro and
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understand how he moved, where he lived, where he traveled,
what he ate, what he wore? What were his pets?
In early December, our force was set pending a series
of aligned events. The force included F twenty two's F
thirty fives, F eighteen's EA eighteen.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
By the way, you find out about as pets because
you have to figure out if you're gonna have to
fight one hundred and fifty pound mastiff when you kick
down the Doorans E.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Two S B one bombers and other support aircraft, as
well as numerous remotely piloted drones. As the force began
to approach Caracas, the Joint Air Component began dismantling and
disabling the air defense systems in Venezuela, employing weapons to
ensure the safe passage of the helicopters into the target area.
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We arrived at Maduro's compound at one one am Eastern
Standard time or two to one am Caracas local time,
and the Apprehension Force descended into Maduro's compound and moved
with speed, precision, and discipline towards their objective and isolated
the area to ensure the safety and security of the
(30:51):
ground force.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
That means they murdered all of his security force.
Speaker 8 (30:54):
Well apprehending the indicted persons.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Without taking a single actually by.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
The way, rival into the target area. The helicopters came
under fire, and they replied with that fire with overwhelming
force and self defense. One of our aircraft was hit
but remained fliable, and as the President said earlier today,
all of our aircraft came home.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You know, I was just thinking about think about what
a horrible day you had if you were part of
Maduro's private security force. You think it's going to be
a normal day. You know your country is in trouble, right,
but still they're not gonna come here, and then you're
walking down the hall and you're facing delta force. That's
(31:40):
a bad day. That's a bad day. Also, Congressman Roe
Kannach communists said this.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
There's a broader concern, and that is that we have
a moral crisis in this country. Most Americans don't believe
in gunboat diplomacy. They don't believe that we can just
go in with overwhelming military force into a poorer country,
into a weaker country, and.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Take their oil.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
And we need to have a reckoning in this country.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Notice how these people never find a moral crisis when
they're chopping kids' penises off, that's no moral crisis. There's
no moral crisis with doing any of the horrible, evil
crap they do here domestically. That the second you go
top of a communist dictator, that becomes a moral crisis.
(32:28):
I wonder why that's a moral crisis. And speaking of which,
let me just let me just go ahead and say,
why are we giving Venezuela back. There's no reason to
give it back. What Chris, Make it a colony, not
a state. Make it a colony, install the leadership. We want,
(32:52):
improve the lives of the Venezuelan people. We of course
are going to extract resources, beautiful vacation destiny. Of course
it's oil rich, so we have that strategic location. Cannot
possibly be beat. What Chris, Chris likes the term puppet.
I like colony. Colony sounds better. Reminds me of the
(33:14):
Thirteen colonies. Only this will have better food the thirteen colonies.
Venezuela will consider it the first of our Latin American colonies,
and the aim is to get thirteen of them. Well,
of course, leave El Salvador exactly where it is. We
like Bouquetlee. But the rest of them can simply become ours.
This goes right into my Latin American plan, and that
(33:37):
I think we need all of Mexico, all of Central
America again except for El Salvador, Love you l Salvador,
and then we take We don't need all of South America,
just the northern stuff. I'm not even close to getting.
Why don't we just keep it? The colonial error was
an underrated era on the planet that helped everybody. It
(33:58):
helped the major powers, help the backwards countries. Congratulations, you're
not eating each other anymore. Here's some medicine so you
don't die of diarrhea at the age of twelve. The
colonial the colonial era, I want to go back to it. Chris,
big fan, huge fan can Now here's a headline.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Why go you know, you know the.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Thing headlines We didn't get to. The answer to your question,
Chris is yes, I would love to be a military governor.
I'd be an excellent one. Authorities identify a suspect who
vandalized JD Vance's home. I'm glad we've identified the subject
or the suspect. I'm glad he's been arrested, but perhaps
It's time to maybe beef up the security of the
(34:39):
vice president. If some crazy kook can get close enough
to even vandalize his home, what if that guy was
trained and capable. DOJ sues Virginia for offering discounted tuition
rates to be legal aliens. Blue states still exist as
hostile foreign city states who prioritize four horners over you.
(35:01):
Vote accordingly. I will be back tomorrow. I have missed you,
So that's all.
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