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June 24, 2024 37 mins

People need to feel like they are doing something. Commies protecting their language. Exploiting asylum laws. The 2-year anniversary of the overturning of Roe vs Wade. How many votes separate a presidential winner from loser? Lean beef burgers.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show of Monday.
Will finish up this talk about war with Russia, talk
about the anniversary of Rogue, get to some emails, talk
about shutting down the Department of Education, and so many

(00:32):
other things this hour that I want to finish my
Russian thoughts, if you will. I don't know if there
are they Russian thoughts. That probably wasn't the right way
to put that, Chris. It makes it sound like I'm
thinking in Russian, which, given the experienced linguist that I am,
maybe I am speaking in Russian. Either way, Well, whatever,

(00:52):
war with Russia. Russia's mad. They've summoned our ambassador, this
Russian hacking company has just allegedly hacked the federal reserves,
so on and so forth. It does kind of take
us back to that whole hubbub about drafting women, doesn't it.
And I just want to again repeat what I said before.

(01:13):
We should never draft women to fight for us. However,
the decision about whether or not we draft women was
made as soon as we began allowing women into combat units.
That's when that decision was made. It's like you heard
me go off at the beginning of the show about

(01:34):
everyone whining about CNN and the bias they're already anti Trump,
and then you know, you heard me. I went off
about this whole thing. The time to address the bias
of CNN is when they were debating and negotiating where
to hold the debates, who gets to moderate, who, what
are the rules going to be. That's when it was

(01:55):
time to address the bias of CNN. Now it's too late.
It's the maytime, baby, seventy two hours, I don't know,
ninety six hours, I mean ninety six hours they're on
stage on CNN with two dirty communists moderating it. It's
too late. You don't want women drafted. I don't want
women drafted. I think that's a freaking terrible thing for

(02:18):
a nation to do, especially a nation with as many
young men as we have. But that decision was made
long ago, not now. Long ago. Well, I mean, I
guess they should be included on the naval ships. That
we guess, I guess we should get them in frontline units. Well,
we want to be equal, we want to be inclusive.
After all, my daughter might want to join I go,
what's that you want to draft women? What? No? No, no,

(02:41):
no no. You accept the debate with CNN, then everything
that comes after that is on you. You accept the
premise that women should be integrated with men in every
part of the military, which is an insane premise. It's insane,
but that premise, then draft them, that's it. Why shouldn't

(03:03):
they be Did you think did you think that integration
thing was only for peace time? That ain't how it works.
That ain't how it works at all. Chris did mention.
Chris and I were talking during the break. He asked
if I was old enough to have experienced the nuclear
drills in school where you would hide under your desk

(03:24):
in case of a nuclear bomb. To answer Chris's question is,
I was. We did do those in my elementary school.
I don't remember that we did them as I got older,
but I'd remember doing those as a young kid. We're
talking second third grade, and of course it's ridiculous. Everyone
makes fun of the whole idea hiding under her ask
has that going to protect you from a nuclear bomb?

(03:44):
But it it's not totally useless. And allow me to
explain the human mind is a fascinating thing. We are
not robots, We're not chess pieces. We have emotions, we
have the thoughts, biases. We were all this way. The
human bind is this way. Do you know, have you
ever done any reading or watched any documentaries on what

(04:08):
happened to London during the Blitz when the Nazis were
coming at them real hard, dropping bombs on them, air
raids all the time, firing. They were eventually firing V
two rockets at them. Thousands and thousands and thousands of
Londoners died and it was this terrible situation, and they

(04:28):
had children were sent to the countryside. Parents who had
to work would put their children on buses. They had
huge child programs to get the kids out of the city.
People would live, work and worship inside the bomb shelters
that the stories are fascinating. They would go down in
the tube, the subway, they call it the tube, and

(04:48):
they would just take it over and hide from the bombs.
It's crazy. Anyway. During all this, London's under attack, England's
under attack, the Nazis are trying to invade, trying to
off on them up so they can invade and do
all these other things. They put out a call in England,
and the call was for pots and pans, they said.

(05:11):
The government said to the people, Hey, it's all hands
on deck. We are under attack, we're being invaded. We
need you to bring us all the pots and pans
you don't absolutely need so we could melt that down
and fight back against Germany. Bring us your pots and pants.

(05:34):
They never used any of the pots and pans for
any of that, and they never intended to. It's not
as if they intended to and then just kind of
forgot about it. Oh did we remember the pots? No,
you can go look at They're right about it today.
You can go read it. The government knew they weren't
going to use it. But the government also knew they

(05:56):
knew and they were correct about this. People, especially people
in a dangerous situation, need to feel as if they
are doing something, something to help, something, to protect themselves.
That's not a small thing. That's a big thing. The

(06:17):
human mind in psychology, it's one of those fascinating subjects.
I've always been fascinated by it. But it is Look,
these things are real. That's how human beings work. The
mind is majorly powerful. And actually this goes into something
I've been wanting to talk about anyway. A conversation we've
had before about about language, language, how important language is,

(06:44):
and we don't treat it as if it's important. We
on the right, And I'm guilty of this too, So
I'm definitely not pointing fingers. It's you or anyone else
when we speak. When I speak, I just say what's
on my mind. And you hear me talk for three
hours a day, hours a day if you watch my
TV show every night. Do I always articulate everything perfectly?

(07:06):
Of course not. Sometimes I use the wrong words. Sometimes
I'm rude. Sometimes I understand that. Why well, I know
you're gonna be blown away by this. But I don't
think about things before I say them. I don't write
it down when I'm doing a show. It's just kind
of what'sever on my mind, off the top of my head,

(07:26):
and I just speak. The Communist doesn't operate that way
at all, and his way of operating it's less honest,
but it is more effective. You want an example, we've
used this one before. You remember, do you remember during
the State of the Union when Joe Biden got he

(07:48):
got really really discombobulated up there. Marjorie Taylor Green was
shouting stuff at him, and he had lived. He went
off teleprompter, and he had lived. And he started talking
about any legal a illegal. He's called the guy in illegal.
And it was within forty eight hours he was doing
a sit down interview where he got scolded by one

(08:10):
of the aparactric journalists and promptly got on his knees
and begged for forgiving to.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Tell the parents of those people, those young girls who
were killed.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
But this isn't I mean, you're ponderance of these.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Ro During your response to her heckling of you, you
use the word illegal when talking about the man who
allegedly killed.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
An undocumented person. And I shouldn't have used the leg
as undocumented. And look, oh, I shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
My bad, He goes on my bad. Oh gosh, how
could I How could I say that? Simone Sanders is
one of these communists, has been around for a long time.
She goes on MSNBC and well, take a listen.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
What do you tell the parents of those people, those
young girls who were killed.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
But this isn't I mean, when you're ponderance of these
But what is the difference between an legal immigrant who
unfortunately engages in that activity.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
And we don't like that. I want to be clear.
We don't do the term illegal documentary, document documentary, Woha,
whoa illegal? Whow? We don't use that term. Hey, we
don't use that term. Watch your mouth. We say undocumented individuals.
We call them migrants. Why is it they're so purposeful

(09:29):
with language because they understand the human mind. Words become thoughts,
Thoughts become truth. Language is powerful. It is not a
small thing. It's a big thing. And I'll tell you,
you've caught me using different terms that I didn't even

(09:51):
realize I was doing. This is something because I don't
think this way and you don't think this way. We
all do it. I used to say fossil fuels, and
I forget someone called in email and you said you
should never use that. That's their term, making it sound
like it's some dirty, ugly thing oil or something like that.
That's a term they came up with it. It was one
hundred percent right. I've tried to get that word out

(10:11):
of my lexicon. Chris, what Chris, You didn't go to
my community college. If you went to one that was
fully accredited, you would understand how to use big, gigantic
words like I do, but you're just too superfluous or whatever.
I'm not sure anyway, do you support people who are
hiding in bunkers? That would be a horrible thing, right,

(10:34):
Imagine living in a society, Imagine living today where you're
going to sleep that night, just put the kids to bed,
and all of a sudden, the sirens are going off
and it's time. You got to go gather your family
up as fast as possible, time as of the essence,
and you have to get to a bomb shelter. You
have to get to a bunker because the rockets are incoming.

(10:56):
We live safely here, so we don't think that that's
how people are living today. That's how people in Israel
live right now as we speak. As we speak, the sirens,
the bombs, the rockets, the misery. The International Coalition of
Christians and Jews, what they do is they take care

(11:17):
of those people building bunkers, getting medical supplies, food, the
things people need, who are suffering, who've had their lives
turned upside down, and all they ask is to sign
a pledge. That's that's all they're asking for support. IFCJ
dot org is where you go sign the pledges and
that the easiest thing in the world. They're going to
deliver it to and Yahoo and all that stuff, but

(11:39):
support IFCJ dot org. We'll be back. It is The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. You can email us
whatever you want Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You
know we're doing here. And I've got some bad news.
Before I get to the emails and more back to
the langue which talk, We're gonna get to that in

(12:01):
a second. I've got some bad news for you, Chris.
I might as well just lay it out there right now.
You know the reason I played this change you people's life.
It's because I haven't played it for a while, Chris.
And you know what that means. If I haven't played
it for a while, It means it got stale and

(12:21):
we're over it. And it also means, now that we're
having this conversation, you know what it means, does don't you, Chris?
It means I found a replacement, sir. Would you like
to know what the replacement is? Chris? Right, just so
everyone knows, you're gonna be hearing a lot of popping
on The Jesse Kelly Show. You are here for our

(12:41):
brother Jammy. She's trying, now, y'all, that's what we're doing.
Cease fire. Now, let's get it popping. Let's get it popping.
Let's change the world. Let's get it popping. Let's change
the world. Don't shake your head, Chris, please put it
on the soundboard. I need that, Chris. Let's let's get
it popping. Why are you holding this back? We're gonna

(13:02):
be popping. Seize fine now, y'all, a right back to
the language what we were talking about. Don't let me
lose focus. Quit it.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
But my focus is just stay focused.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
They're great with language, and we are not. Listen. Listen again,
Listen to her jump in as if she's jumping on
a grenade that's about to kill her friends. They're talking
about rapists and murderers. Listen to what the communist disconcerned.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
What do you tell the parents of those people, those
young girls who were killed.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
But this isn't I mean, you're ponderance of these but
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant who unfortunately
engages in that activity.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
And we don't like that.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I want to be clear, we don't do this term
of illegal documentary.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Document documentary jumps right in. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Not that. No, they're so good with language because language matters.
Everything about their religion is about destruction and domination, and
the only way you can get that home to people

(14:07):
is by programming people who are listening, and by keeping
the norms and normals of the world calm and complacent.
Don't worry about all the rapists, don't worry about all
the murders. Don't worry. They're just no, no, they're they're
just undocumented. Don't use the word illegal. They control language
because language matters. In the meantime. This is what's happening

(14:30):
at your southern border.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
As I speak with you at this minute, Chinese.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Just the heads up. This is long, but it is
something to listen to. I should clarify. This is Todd
Todd Benzman. He's with the Center for Immigration Studies. Man,
you want to talk about eye popping as I speak
with you at this minute. I guess it wouldn't be
eye popping since it's the radio. You want to talk
about ear popping, but ear popping out she doesn't make
sense because it sounds like you're flying or diving deep

(14:56):
under the water. Anyway, this is surprising. It's surprising. That's
what we'll go with it. I speak with you.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
At this minute. Chinese nationals are illegally crossing our southwest
border in historic numbers and preparing for their second crime,
asylum fraud. They disfigure and toss their passports like this
one because the stamps inside prove their holders pass through
safe countries that would have granted protection that would disqualify

(15:24):
them for US asylum.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
You need to clarify what he just said for anyone confused.
You only qualify for asylum. Asylum is not something you
don't just get to pass through every country on Earth
and cross every ocean and show up at America and
say asylum. Where I left is dangerous asylum asylum laws,
Our own laws say you have to stop as soon

(15:50):
as you get to safety. So if Guatemala's bad, you
don't get to pass through five stable countries, relative stable
countries and then show up at Americans border and say asylum.
That's not how it works. If you're escaping the worst
places on Earth, you stop at the first safe port

(16:11):
and say asylum. That's how asylum works. But because our
countries run by a bunch of evil communists trying to
burn it down. They've allowed all these people to just
show up at the border and come on in. That's
what he's talking about.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
A record smashing fifty thousand Chinese nationals have crossed the
southern border since Biden entered office and stood up policies
that mainline them into interior America within forty eight hours.
The Chinese people responded predictably to this unprecedented invitation. At
current escalating rates, their numbers should hit one hundred thousand

(16:46):
x twenty twenty four's end. All of China knows they'll
be freed on personal recognissance for years and likely remain permanently.
This administration tolerates mass illegal entry and asylum. For US
counterintelligence agencies must assume Beijing is already injecting agents into

(17:07):
this flow. The prosecutions revealed that young twenty something agents
got in by exploiting US student and cultural exchange visas.
They hoisted our secrets from inside elite US universities, research institutes,
and corporations. Just when Beijing needed an alternative way to

(17:29):
get its operatives in, the Biden government handed China the
golden ticket. Warm greetings at the border and rapid releases
with almost no questions asked.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
One hundred thousand Chinese nationals in just four years. I've
said it again. I've said it before. I'll say it again.
I don't know. I don't know how we get out
of this. I'm not talking about an election, oh, an election.

(18:03):
I don't know how we can survive when one of
two political parties has become this evil and the other
one's useless. Anyway, whatever, there's a lot of criminals out there.
You should probably take ownership of your own self defense.
Like now, you don't need any more encouragement from me.

(18:25):
You turn on the news, there's somebody getting hurt by
an illegal, by a criminal in this country every single day.
What do you carry on you that will allow you
to stop them? But Jesse, I'm not allowed to have
a gun. But Berna is legal in all fifty states.
It's a non lethal pistol launcher. Berna is spelled b

(18:46):
y rna by the way, all fifty states. No permits needed,
no background checks needed. Does that daughter you sent off
to college please tell me she has something by her
bed in her car that will help her stop a
bad man. Pepperballs or tear gas balls, or they even
have a mixture of the two. Isn't that just brutal?
So even a right daddy, I don't like guns. It's

(19:08):
not a gun, it's a pistol launcher, non lethal. I
carry lethal and non lethal. I've always believed in that.
I love having it ten percent off. Everyone who lives
in your life, everyone who you care about in your life,
I should say, needs something to stop a bad man,
and please carry it on you. Bernard dot com slash

(19:29):
Jesse BYRNA dot com slash Jesse Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. All right,
let's do something really quickly before we get to some
emails in this Department of Education talk and some other things.

(19:50):
Here today we're celebrating the two year anniversary of the
overturning of roe versus Wade, and that's a good thing.
The overturning of roe versus Weight is a good thing.
But like so many things we talk about being pro life,

(20:11):
it's not an event, it's a process. It was a
wonderful battle that was won, a necessary battle that was won.
But we still have so much culture we have to
change in this country. Here is the truth of it.
Women have for years in America been told that abortion

(20:35):
is fine, that it's a clumpus cells, you should just
kill whenever you want it, that it's your right. Anyone
who tries to get you from slaughtering your unborn baby
is well, this is the kind of rhetoric we're hearing
out there right now. Is at stake in this election
so much.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
You know, if you have a woman in your life
that means something to you, her life is at stake.
It does not matter if she is twelve, nine, thirty four.
You know, it really does not matter. If there is
a woman who is in that reproductive age, then you
know her life is at stake during this election.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
And that's how these people talk about killing their babies.
This is an ad Joe Biden is running currently. He's
attacking Trump and Swing states with these ads. Look, they
run these ads because these ads are effective and because
they work on women. And here it is.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Donald Trump says about your freedom. After fifty years of failure,
with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill
rov Wade two years ago. This is a Greme Court
justice and that Trump hand picked helped overturn Roe v.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Wade. Never before has the court granted and then taken
away a widely recognized constitutional right.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
New laws banning abortion or taking effect.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Decades of progress shattered because the last guy.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I'll stop it there. Just know the anniversary of roversus
weight is wonderful, but we have a long way to go. Laws.
Laws are not our problem in this country. We have
a people problem. As we talk about a lot, and
it takes time to work on people. To work on

(22:22):
people is not a law, passing one, overturning one, whatever
it may be. Working on people takes time. We have
a lot of work to do, but we'll keep doing
the work. That's it. We keep doing the work. Get
to some emails, Menu Master. Your dislike a waffle fries
is no secret. However, what type of fries do you prefer? Steak, shoestring,

(22:46):
crinkle or curly? Also, which fast food fry do you like? Okay, First,
let's understand that seasoned curlies. Seasoned curlies are the superior
fry and everyone knows it. Whether you at RB's, I
would say Rby's probably has the best seasoned curly what
Chris who? Okay? I was about to say that second

(23:08):
Chris Jack in the box. I'll give you Jack in
the box, Jack in the box. Rby's season curlyes are
the superior fry. But you can argue. You can argue
that's cheating because we're talking about serious amounts of seasoning
that's fried onto the fry. So let's take away season
curlyes and assume that's cheating. The thinner, the better, the thinner,

(23:32):
the better. Steak fries. The I didn't order a baked potato.
I ordered French fries. I didn't order mashed potatoes. I
ordered French fries, thin, crispy. That's what we're going for, Shogun.
I heard you the other day talk about the next generation.
I have two college graduate daughters that are Karen's, but

(23:54):
we also have a twenty year old son. Almost all
of his all male Catholic high school class and most
of his male classmates at Catholic University are hard right chads.
They're focused on real degrees such as business or engineering.
His high school friends that didn't go to college are
making bank in the trades. Some including ours, come from

(24:15):
service families and turn down ROTC scholarships due to our
feminized military. I asked him about lives on campus. He said,
they make fun of them and he wouldn't touch a liberal.
This next generation of sons that don't skip leg day
is going to be alright and might save us. Right
leaning dimes are going to have their pick of the
litter for husbands that believe in faith, family, and country.

(24:37):
And his name is Rick. Yeah. Look, I'm of two
minds about this whole thing I talked about this last week.
I'm really encouraged by what I'm seeing out of young men.
I'm talking teenage boys, young men. They are younger and well,
here's another one, Jesse Elchreizo Codnil. You are one hundred
percent correct about the boys going hard.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Right.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
We were watching American Ninja Warrior. My eight and ten
year old both trained for Ninja and are beast mode strong.
One of the athletes came out with the pride flag.
My ten year old son picked up the remote and
fast forwarded to the next person and said, quote, we
don't need that garbage. I died laughing. His fame is Andy.
I'm telling you, I'm very torn. I'm so encouraged by

(25:24):
what I see out of young men. They are rebelling
against this filth. They are rejecting it, and they are
moving hard right. That is more of a tendency of
young men than young women, and that is good. I've
told you none of the people who will help lead
us out of this are currently in it. I've always
believed that none of them are currently in it. The
bunch of old, washed up, soft losers is what we have.

(25:47):
But there is a generation coming that is anything. But however,
we're losing the girls. We are losing our young women.
They are going as hard left as the young men
are going hard right, and young women need to be

(26:08):
protected from that. And I don't have daughters, so I
don't have some magic solution. I don't know. I don't
know how we deal with that, because, as we talked about,
young women are much much, much more susceptible to social
contagions because women are more likely to want to be
socially acceptable. Are you gonna wear that? You can't wear

(26:29):
that out? Oh, don't say anything that will embarrass me.
I'm not making fun of them. It's just more of
a woman's thing to want to be socially acceptable. It's
more of a man's thing to reject that. Obviously, it's
not universal, but it's much more of a thing. So
if society has become rotted and evil and demonic, then
young women will adopt that for acceptance in their social circles.

(26:52):
But young women are just as precious as young men,
and just as important as young men. And every time
I talk to one of these young men, or I
hear from a dad or a mom of one of
these young men, you know, to a hardcore anti comedies,
it makes me want to stand up and cheer, and
I'm so frigging proud of them. But these young women
that are losing their way. Man, we can't let our

(27:13):
young women go. And the only only thing I can
say is this, you, parents of young women, be extra
careful with her. And I don't just mean the boys
she dates, so the clothes she wears. Be very very
very careful where your baby girl goes to college. Okay,

(27:35):
be very careful of the friends she has now, be
careful of social media. And it's not as if parents
of boys don't have to worry about any of this stuff.
They do. But our daughters are under attack by the
demons who run this society, and they're losing. The young
men are starting to fight back, and they're starting to
dig in and gain ground and fight back. Our daughters

(27:58):
are losing that fight, and that means we haven't done
enough to protect them. You know, I love it that
we got a bunch of twelve year old chads out
there fighting back against it. But man, if we have
twelve year old girls getting consumed by it, where does
that leave us? Men and women? We are in this
together as one, and we're gonna have to be one.
You Chad's out there going hard, right, you need a

(28:19):
dime One day? My friend put a ring on her finger.
Go make a bunch of babies with her, live a
happy night, happy life. And you can't marry some commie
hag or you'll be freaking miserable. I know because a
bunch of you guys did marry Commi hags, and you
all email the show tell me how miserable you are.
You don't want that anyway. We have a segment left.
We have to get to a couple different things. Non
citizens are registering to vote. What a shock Biden's dhs

(28:43):
some emails and others hang on, it's the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly show, but we will be back tomorrow to
do it again. You can email a lot. It's Jesse
at jesse kellyshow dot com. All right, a couple things

(29:03):
before where I get to some emails and headlines I
didn't get to first. There's an article in the New
York Post. I'm not going to read you.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
It's long.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's a good article. How non citizens are getting voter
registration forms across the US and how Republicans are trying
to stop it. Forty nine states. Welfare offices in forty
nine states are giving voter registration documents to illegals. Think

(29:35):
about that. How many votes usually separate a presidential ticket.
It's one of the things. Look, I do this for
a living, and I was obsessed with this stuff and
geeking out on this stuff before I started doing this
for a living. Doesn't it blow you away how close
the individual states are in every presidential election. It floors

(29:56):
me every time because we think about this huge country
and big and then you'll look at a swing state
like Georgia and hold on, he won by like eleven
thousand votes. Wait, what, it's not very many? How many
illegals are going to come into this country in Joe
Biden's four years, ten million, twelve million, pick your number.

(30:20):
They're getting voter registration forms. Don't worry. I'm sure it's
a bunch of hardcore Republicans working at the welfare office.
I'm sure at the welfare office when they're handing Pedro
his voter registration forms, I'm sure they're not providing any
instruction on how he might want to fill those forms out.

(30:44):
See how deep it goes. Once the government itself turns
hostile to the country, it's a very very difficult not
to untie. Look right here, it goes pairs perfectly with it.
How Biden's DHS Intel Experts group plotted to get mothers
and teachers to report descent. I won't go into all

(31:05):
the details of it, but it was a panel. The
idea behind it was this, we have to find those
parents who were upset about things, and we have to
find a way to classify them as being domestic terrorists.
So if you're a parent and you get worried that
this mom is upset because she doesn't want little Billy

(31:26):
to learn about how gay he is in second grade,
well maybe you should report her. Teachers reporting on parents
to the government that's how Orwellian this whole thing is.
It's crazy. It's also crazy. You just give your dog
dog food. Your dog needs more. Your dog deserves more
than dog food. My dog doesn't, honestly, Fred, really, he

(31:49):
genuinely doesn't. It's just sometimes with Fred, sometimes teaching him
the same thing over and over and over again seems hopeless.
But we still give Fred Roughbreen with every meal. It's
an all natural nutritional supplement. We pour on Fred's food
because as much of a mental challenge as he is,

(32:10):
he is just the sweetest dog and we love him
and we want him to live longer. That's what rough
Greens is for your dog. It's the gift of life.
Our dogs don't get nutrition from dog food. Therefore our
dogs die early. American dogs die too early. That's a fact.
Pour Roughgreens on your dog's food so your dog can

(32:31):
live healthier and longer. Roughgreens is right there, free jumpstart
trialbags for you eight three three three three my dog
or Roughgreens dot com slash Jessee. Doctor Kelly, when you
were talking about the local bakery, I heard you say
they put a great garlic and herb spread like you
didn't want to say what it actually was. We all

(32:52):
know what a spread is. So does this mean that
the cream cheese hating doctor now loves cream cheese? It
was not cream cheese. There are lots of dif and spreads.
You don't have to but as soon as I say spread,
you thought cream cheese. There are tons of different spreads.
There's a holy spreads. Mayo counts as a spread. And
it wasn't cream cheese because cream cheese is crap. Jesse,

(33:13):
my wife made the mistake of buying extremely lean ground
beef for our burgers this weekend. I don't know if
it was an honest mistake or a trick to make
me eat healthier, junk flavored burgers. Luckily, I kept the
jar of spare bacon grease in the garage out of
her sight. That's a crafty move right there. I globbed
it into the bowl before mixing and formed the patties.
It was awesome and totally saved the burgers. Highly recommend

(33:36):
if should your wife ever try to pull one over
on you with healthy beef. My wife tried that once
I put grocery. I put beef on the grocery list
because I was gonna make my world famous Jesse Kelly
burgers and shows up. I don't really look at it,
but I'm mixing up my world famous Jesse Kelly berger
in the bowl and I'm getting ready to put them on,
and I go, I slap them on the grill, and

(33:57):
I'll tell you first thing I noticed, and this should
have clued me in, but it didn't right away. They
weren't shrinking like normal fat tends to shrivel up. Well,
I get the fattiest burger possible. You can slap a
big old half pound burger on there. It's gonna be
a quarter pound by the time you pull that sucker off.
It's just going to shrivel up and shrink. Hers weren't

(34:18):
shrinking up. But I didn't pick up on it right away,
pulled them off the grill. They were so frigging dry.
I said, what is this? She said, I got the
ninety twenty. I said, never again, never again. That can
be for you. That's definitely not for me. What Chris,
ninety twenty? Yeah, not only or ninety ten. I'm sorry

(34:38):
she got the ninety ten. Shut up, Chris, don't challenge
my math.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
And now here's a headline by oh, you know, you
know the.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Thing headlines we didn't get to breaking. Trump vows to
shut down the Department of Education in the second term.
We actually got audio there, and I will shut down
the federal Department of Education and we will move everything
back to the States. I think that's freaking awesome. It's

(35:05):
one hundred percent the correct thing to do. We've got
to shut down the Department of Education. Trump is gonna
need congressional help for that. He's gonna need people in Congress,
fighters who are willing to be unpopular. That's what he's
gonna need. And Bob Good is going to be there
to help him out. White House official apologizes for past
tweets comparing police to slave patrols. White House went out

(35:28):
as the communication they were looking for a new comm's guy,
communications guy, and they found this dude and just man
Tyler Cherry is his name. All kinds of LGBTQ dirty
coming madness through this thing. Our government is being filled
up with dirty street communists. They just are US airbase
authorizes troops to where LGBTQ pride patch. That's just called

(35:53):
an air force patch. By the way, Biden's DOJ brings
suit against pro life protesters who demonstrate it in front
of planned parenthood and twenty twenty two. Communists take power
and they reward their friends and punish their enemies. The
Right takes power and pats itself on the back for
how nice it treats its enemies. Exhibitionist thirty six unshamingly,

(36:17):
unshamedly flashes her whatever. She flashes a bunch of people
throughout New York and says it's normal'll be nude and
by I'm just having a bit of cheeky fun and
challenging the status quo. If men can walk around shirtless
without fear of reprisal, so too should women. That is

(36:38):
so freaking disgusting, Chris, Let's see if we can get
her on the show. Biden's top commander says Israel may
have to go it alone if all out war with
Hesbolah kicks off. Israel should go it alone because any
reliance on America to back up, especially during an election year,
would be a critical mistake. In fact, if I or
they might break off diplomatic ties. But that's just me. Anyway,

(37:01):
you can email me Jesse at Jesse kellysshow dot com
and we'll do it again tomorrow. That's all
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