June 18, 2024 • 38 mins
Is the bloom of the rose for a prospective president Newsom? While his chances to replace Biden may be fading, Hilary is making quite a lot of public appearances lately. How communist street agitation moves the needle of American politics. The supreme court decision on presidential immunity could be big. An update on the linen pants.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Teddy is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. Remember to email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Is Hillary Clinton coming back? What about
bullying and kids? The FBI and Hunter Biden? We have
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all that and a ton of emails I still need
to get to on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show
this hour. So I'm just gonna hit this one really
really quickly. You and me, we've been talking a lot
about the attack on the Supreme Court, the op. It's
an operation the communists in the United States of America.
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They are following a playbook they've been following for a
very long time. You pick a target, you isolate it,
you freeze it, you personalize it. You attack it, and
you attack, and you attack and you attack until you
see victory. You have seen this when it comes to
the Supreme Court from virtually all of them now media members.
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You name a democrat of any public prominence. They are
blasting the Supreme Court day after day after day after
day after day. What is the purpose? Well, maybe one
of your straight animals will kill one of them. Remember
one of them try to kill Kavanaugh already. Maybe maybe
you get to these people and you get one of
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them to retire, protest in front of their houses, their
kids don't have any peace in school. Remember, these people
are not robots. They're flesh and blood, human beings. At
some point, you get tired of the grind, tired of
getting screamed at, wash your hands of it. I'm done.
Maybe you get Clarence Thomas to retire one of the
good ones. I don't know, but maybe maybe you don't
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get all those things. Maybe you just get a decision
or two to go your way that might not have otherwise,
because eventually people just don't want to deal with the
headache anymore. Remember so much of communist agitation what it
really is. I've used this example before. It's the dude
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in a restaurant with his woman and she's getting loud
because she's angry, and she's screaming at him. You've seen this.
I know you've seen it. Chris is laughing, he's seen it.
Everyone's seen it. And she's getting louder and louder and louder,
and he's getting embarrassed. Everyone's looking, Oh my gosh, and
what's he doing, and calm down, baby, calm hey, it's okay.
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I mean, look, anyone who's ever dated a Latina or
a redhead knows exactly what I'm talking about here. Calm down, hey,
it's okay, Colmtact. Please we'll go see your a buela.
I promise, and you all know you know exactly what
I'm talking about. That's what communist street igitation works like
in America. Eventually, they just want you to say, oh gosh, okay,
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just you can have at least a little ground. Just
shut up. That's why guys like Chuck Schumer speak like
this all the time. This was about the bump stocks.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Last week's decision is another warning sign that this Maga
Court is going off the deep end.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
The Maga Court's going off the deep end. Wow. And
so what's happening this week is going to be big.
You see, this is the last time the Supreme courts
can get together before the election. And as I mentioned
during the tees, every now and then, the Supreme Court
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will know that a decision they're going to hand down
is going to spark some anger. The last time they
put barriers up preemptively around the Supreme Court was when
the Roe versus Way decision was coming down, they were
getting ready to go overturn Roe v. Wade. They knew
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exactly what was coming. Boom fencing around the Supreme Court. Well,
there's fencing going up today around the Supreme Court. Thursday Friday,
get ready. The Supreme Court is going to rule on
Trump's immunity. How immune is he? Now pause for a second,
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don't do what I'm doing or what my instinct is
and what yours probably is. Well, he should be immune
from all of it. He didn't commit crimes. I know
he didn't commit crimes. I get that. I get that,
and yes, he should be immune from all of it.
But oftentimes it's hard, especially to get lawyer types to
agree on these all or nothing decisions. Let's say they're
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going to agree that Trump is somewhat immune. And I
should tell you from talking to legal experts, of which
I'm not almost not almost every single one of them
his Hey, Jesse, I'll be shocked if they don't rule
that Trump is somewhat immune. At least he's at least
a littuum immune. The question we're going to look out
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for Thursday Friday, how immune is he? Meaning Okay, Trump's immune.
He's immune for every crime Jack Smith is accusing him of,
and he's immune for every crime Fanny Willison George is
accusing him of. And he's immune from all this New
York prosecution stuff that felony, all those felony convictions are overturned.
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He's immune. That for you me, that's the best case scenario.
That is exactly what we want, and it's the right
thing to do. I am not telling you not to
get your hopes up. I am telling you just from
people I talk to, I wouldn't necessarily bet your mortgage
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on that. Why it's not even necessarily about Trump. If
the Supreme Court passes down a decision and they think
about this stuff, if they pass down a decision, now
that says, hey, he is immune. He's legitimately immune. This
is crazy. He's immune. He's immune from all this stuff.
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All this stuff goes away. That's the kind of thing
that will make you, That would make me celebrate. However,
what does that mean for the next president, Republican, Democrat, whatever,
who does something frighteningly illegal? Remember Biden does this. Now
I'm looking at to have mine right here. The FBI
knew since twenty sixteen, Hunter Biden's team nearly scored one
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hundred and twenty million dollars Ukrainian deal while Joe Biden
was vice president. So Joe Biden is a criminal. But okay,
let's set aside Joe Biden's crimes. What if What if
we get one where that's worse. Imagine that. Imagine the
President of the United States of America striking some trade
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deal with Zimbabwe, Okay, and then it comes out about
six months later his daughter gets a ten million dollars
a year job with the Zimbabwe government right after the
trade deal goes through, very Joe Biden thing to do. Okay, Well,
you have to prosecute a president who does something like that,
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can't You can't do that. So what I'm saying is
the Supreme Court might be very very reluctant to give
you what you want or me what I want. When
it comes to immunity, come forward and say, hey, he's
immune from all this. This is crazy. Now that brings
us to what are they going to say? Where are
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they going to fall? And I don't have a crystal
ball on that. Again, I've talked to five different legal
experts today trying to bring you as much wisdom as
I can suck up. For my friends and colleagues, they
all think immunity is going to be something he's going
to get. He's going to get a lot of it.
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He's not going to get all of it, meaning there
are gonna be some things some ways. They're still going
to go after him. The only reason I brought this
up is to prepare you. That's Thursday Friday. What exactly
is coming, I don't know. I don't know. No one
knows right now. But they're putting up the fences for
a reason. And they're not putting up the fences for you.
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They're not putting up the fences for me. They're putting
up the fences because the street animals are going to
be upset by whatever they say. That's how it goes,
all right, All right, on to the twenty emails before
we get to Hillary and bullying kids and stuff like that. No,
not bullying kids, whatever. Dear Dick Cheney of Paintball, shut up.
On Medal of Honor Monday, you said the man served
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in the army, so you'll play the quote army music
in the background during the reading. I was not aware
each branch had their own music. On one second, could
you play a short clip of each branch. You don't
need to play the Navy since you play it almost
every week, he said, why are you gay? My name
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is Bradley. Okay, so listen, let me explain this. Every
branch of the military does have their own theme song.
Now there is. I could play all of them for you.
I'm not gonna do that. I figured, just for the
sake of time, in simplicity, instead of playing every single
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one that would get kind of lame, why don't I
just play the only one that matters. This is the
Marine Corps hymn. By the way, you anti American piece
of trash, only if you didn't know that, if you
knew that, you're not anti American. That's just a little
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taste of the Marine Corps theme song. Now, I don't
want you to think I was just being biased, because
os in the Marines, there is actually a condensed version
of every other military branch's theme song, and I thought
it would be appropriate to at least play that. Chris,
Please thank you, Chris. So see there's a difference. You
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just you can see the little differences in there. Speaking
of military, let me tell you about Tunnel to Towers.
Let me tell you about the organization that's there for
the gold Star families. You know, we because Afghanistan is
done and Iraq is done for the most part, we
don't think about these guys, these ladies too. And what
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guys am I talking about. I'm talking about the catastrophically
injured ones. Afghanistan never crosses your mind anymore, or at
least rarely, and me too, I'm not not pointing fingers.
Do you think Afghanistan crosses the mind of the guy
who doesn't have legs anymore? He's still a young man.
Gave up his arm and I Afghanistan crosses his mind.
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He gave up pieces of himself for this country. Now,
how does he get a better quality of life for
himself and his family? Smart homes these homes that are
specially designed based on your injuries, you know, Tunnel to
Towers they build smart homes for these guys. To this day,
they're building smart homes for them. That's the kind of
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be back.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
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Speaker 1 (12:02):
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All right, let's dig into some emails here before we
get into bullying and things like that. Doctor lo t Heck,
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we have yet to hear the sequel of the missing
linen pants. Last we heard, you were ready to confront
your four foot eleven inch wife and accuse her of
throwing them away. You even said you were willing to
sleep on the couch if need be. Your silence on
the matter leads me to think you need to up
your dosage of chalk. It's time you came clean and
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just shoot straight. We might be able to recover from
the idea of Aubrey wearing the pants and your family.
His name is John. Okay, many will remember, some may not.
I have these white linen pants, linen pants. I love them.
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I got them when we were going over to Israel.
It's super hot. They're you know, they cover you from
the sun, but they breathe their linen pants. I love them.
I wear them the wife says they look like sweatpants,
and she doesn't want me to wear them outside of
the house anymore. But you know me, that doesn't stop me.
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I still wear them. Whenever I want to wear them,
they've come up missing. She's the one who does the laundry.
This is not a human being who has ever misplaced
anything in her life, hyper hyper organized, and yet she's
claiming total ignorance about the linen pants. And for those
looking for an update, I did confront her. In fact,
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she was listening to the radio that night and heard
the accusations, and when I got home, she confronted me
immediately and said these accusations were unfair. Then maybe it
was here or maybe it was there, And I will
just tell you I laid it out quite simply. Where
are the pants? Then? Look, we don't have to argue
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back and forth when I'm done with the pants. It's
not as if my pants ever get taken off in
any other place other than the home. My pants are
removed in the house. They go right in the little
dirty clothes hamper, and from there the chain of custody
leads directly to her. It doesn't return to me until
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I grabbed the pants off of the hangar again to
put the out of the draw. I guess I should
say and put the pants on my body. So I
don't know how this could ever be on me, and
she's claiming, Ah, maybe it's at the dry cleaner, or
maybe like I would dry clean linen pants and look,
I'm gonna say to all of you as an update,
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the exact same thing I told her. We can put
to bed any of these acts accusations if the pants
are produced. All it would take is the pants. You
know you've seen those those stories, maybe those cop drama shows,
or maybe you watched a movie about this where some
girl goes missing and the cops think she's dead and
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the boyfriend is being accused of it and he says,
I never saw her. I don't know, I don't know,
And it really comes down to this, where is she?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Then?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
If you prove that she's here alive, then all is forgiven.
In fact, you'd probably even get an apology. WHOA, I
guess we were wrong. I don't need to hear the reasons.
I don't need to hear the accusations. I need the pants.
Where are the pants? That's the question I have. Jesse
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While I agree with you on almost every one of
your opinions, I must disagree with you on the opinion
of white gravy versus brown, even though I am Italian
and I love me some sausage, white sauage, don't, Chris,
White sausage gravy is garbage. My dad was in the military,
so he agrees with you, but it is just not good.
Maybe it's my refined Italian woman tastes, she said, I
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promise I'm not in the w NBA. That's terrible, but
brown gravy on potatoes, meat biscuits is elite. I'm sorry,
but you're wrong. I love the show and all you
do despite your sausage preferences. An Italian woman is against
the sausage. That doesn't even make sense. These are sausage
based people. What I could understand it if let's say
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Chris was against the sausage, that would be understandable. You're Italian.
Buenos tarte is a meghex. I don't know what that means.
I live in La so on and so forth. I
beg you on others with national platforms to let everyone
know the truth about she's talking about Gavinussom, about what
he says versus what he's done, I hear will raise
the gas taxes against If he becomes president, there won't
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be anywhere to move help. She's said Cecippladway, and her
name is Barbara. Look the good news about Gavin Newsom.
I shouldn't say good news. Gavin Newsom appears that he
might end up being isolated to California, unless, of course,
Joe Biden drops out and the powers that be choose Newsom.
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You see Newsome, Everyone who's not in California won't. They're
probably out on this. But I have some connections there,
if you will, don't I sound important, Chris, I have connections.
Look some of my connections. I talk to some of
my people. Anyway, he's in he's got some trouble there,
and it's because of the crime. He can't get a
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hold of the crime. It's going crazy in places like Oakland.
What kind of crazy? Well, this is a story out
of Maryland. But things like this are happening in California.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Here in Tacoma Park. Please catch your child this summer
in the act. They might get a ticket. The Operation
Chaill program is now underway. But take a look at
the citation closely. It's a free slurpee. This is an
innovative way the police department here is aiming to reduce crime.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
And yeah, they're coming up with all these same crazy things.
In California. They can't get crime under control, and it's
looking bad on Newsome. Maybe the blooms off that road
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Okay,
so the question wasn't really a question. The lady was panicking.
She's like, hey, Newsome's ruined California. I'm so mad about it.
Don't let him become president. And just quick side note,
side note, you Californians. I'm really mad about it too.
And California is one of those places. It gets dogged
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on by the rest of the country, and a lot
of it is justifiable because it went so hard left
and it lost its mind. But I'm someone who has
spent a lot of time in California. I was stationed there.
Granted I was in the worst part of it in
twenty nine Palms, but we were always leaving, bouncing back
and forth, seeing California, seeing friends, seeing the state. Of
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all the things I hate about the Communists, I might
hate what they've done to California, the most because that
place is so cool. California is awesome. The food there
you get looking at me in the mountains with the redwoods,
are down on the beach. They are They're one of
the few places in the country with really, really, really
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good Mexican food. I generally won't eat Mexican food outside
of Texas because ours is superior to everyone else's by
a long shit. I will, however, eat it in Arizona
and California because they at least can do an amazing
Mexican meal. I love California, and I'm so mad about
what the dirtball comedies do New York City. Chris, Well, okay,
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let me clarify it. There's really nothing you can't get
in New York City. If you want to have a
good Mexican meal, I'm sure you can get it in
New York City. I'm just never going to find out,
because when I'm in New York City, whenever I leave Texas,
I don't need Mexican I live on Mexican food already here.
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When I go to New York City, I want things
that are more New York City. I want bagels. See Chris,
you'll appreciate that. I want pizza steaks. New York City
does really all Italian food really well. But again it's
New York City. You can get anything you want in
New York City. I'm sure the Mexican food is fine.
I'm just not gonna leave Texas to go get Mexican
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food somewhere else. But that actually leads me to a
different thing that I was thinking about. You know, and
you're asking, probably what this has to do with politics
or newsome Absolutely nothing. I'm completely distracted right now and
I'm going off on a tangent. I'll get back to
it in a minute. My focus is just stay focused,
realize how blessed we are when it comes to at
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least this particular thing. All right, Historically, historically really for
most of the history of the world, your cuisine options,
your food options are going to be decided by and
limited to your region and what is available in your region.
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If you're part of the Lakota tribe and you're in
the Midwest, you're going to eat buffalo, You're going to
eat deer. You will never eat an oyster. Why they're
not around you, and you have don't wait access these things,
and so your entire life, you will exist on the
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cuisine that is available in your immediate area. If you're
in Hawaii, let's say one of the ancient tribes. I
don't know why I'm making it all ancient, so we
don't have to go that old. But let's say you're
in Hawaii and you're one of the old Indian tribes
over there, You're gonna eat a lot of fish, a
lot of fish. It's going to be a seafood diet.
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You probably will never taste beef. And I know cattle
is huge over there now that you probably never taste beef. Ever,
it's just not something you have at the time. Think
about this. You can get any kind of cuisine depending
on where you are. You can get amazing cuisine from
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all over the planet, depending on which city or area
you might be in in any given moment. And I
know that sounds small, and maybe it is small. I
think it's really cool. I live in Houston, Texas. If
I leave the studio tonight and I want to get seafood,
I can have seafood. If I want to get beef,
I can have beef, Chicken, Mexican, Italian, Greek, el Salvadoria, Japanese, Chinese,
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we live in an era where we have access to
the world's cuisine. No matter where you are, and that's
not limited to me. You can be it doesn't matter
you're from Seattle to Omaha, to Miami to New York City.
It doesn't matter where you are. You can have amazing stuff.
My folks just had lobster. They it was Father's Day.
Took my old man out for lobster. Well, they're in Montana.
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Lobsters are not not hugely native to Montana. I don't
know if you know this is not hugely native, he said,
as some of the best lobster he's ever had in
his life. Why they went to some place that flew
it in. Every day in Montana, he's eating lobster that
came out of Maine, either that day or the day before.
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Pretty cool, A blessing you don't think about, at least
for me. I think about it now. Now back to
Gavin Newsom. So there's something lurking out there, and right
now it's just a whisper. Okay. I don't want to
sit here an act like I've heard a lot about this,
but I have heard it. I've heard it more than once.
(25:25):
Hillary Clinton just making a lot of public appearances lately.
Have you noticed Hillary Clinton even showed up at the
Tony Awards and gave, of course some cringey. Well, it is.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
About some American originals, the suffragists, who fought so valiantly
for so long to give women in our country the
right to vote.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, that worked out well.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
It's almost impossible to think about what a challenge that was.
But now it's an election year and we need to
be minded about how important it is to vote.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
She's been out there a lot, hasn't she. And what
do we always talk about when it comes to replacing
Joe Biden? Replacing Joe Biden, what's the real challenge? You
can replace him at the convention. There are challenges. You
have to get Joe to agree to it somehow, You
have to get Dome to agree to be set aside somehow,
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and you have to find somebody who has the campaign
infrastructure to run for president already put in place. You
can't wake up one day in July and decide you're
running for president as a Democrat nominee. You don't have
the staff, you don't you don't have anything put together.
Hillary Clinton has that kind of campaign. She has those
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kind of connections, and I'm starting to hear whispers that
she's interested. And now I'm seeing headlines today. This is
actually a couple days ago, but from the Washington Post,
Democrats are wrestling with an age old problem. This is
about Joe Biden's age. But the little sub headline on
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it is maybe Hillary Clinton could come to the rescue. Now,
this is by a Kathleen Parker at the Washington Post.
Who is Kathleen Parker carrying water for? I don't know.
This could be an order from the system. This could
be powerful people in the system, major Democrat donors, people
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like that, saying hey, we need an article kind of
nudge and Joe out the door, and maybe we're bringing
in Hillary. It might be beyond that. This might be
a Hillary Clinton lackey. Remember every national politician, at least
Democrat wise. A lot of the powerful Republicans have this too,
but every national Democrat they have allies at various media
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outlets who will print whatever they want printed, whether it's
an attack on someone they want to attack, whether it's
a puff piece on them themselves. This lady's name is
Kathleen Parker. I don't know her. Maybe she works for
Hillary Clinton practically or has worked for what, or has
those connections. Maybe Hillary Clinton said, hey, Kathleen could use
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a little article in the old Wappo about how great
I would be, And Kathleen goes and prints it like
the good little apparatic she is. So I don't know
exactly what this is, but gosh, could we be seeing
a replay of Trump Hillary Trump Hillary part Deuce? Oh oh,
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oh gosh. All right, we're gonna talk about bullying and
a lot more emails and stuff in just a moment
before we get to those emails. Yes we will. Chris,
I know what you're probably thinking about the Hillary Clinton thing.
It's the first thing that came to my mind. Remember
how she was always falling down the stairs last time,
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she was always falling down. Surely, given her age, she's
in pain with all this falling. And I thought about
the first thing that I thought, And then I thought
to myself, I bet she's taken relief factor. Of course
she's taking relief factor. There's no other way she'd be
feeling good enough to run for president. I have no
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confirmation on this one way or the other. Is Hillary Clinton?
Is she a big relief factor fan that would surprise
me given the values of her versus Relief Factor. But listen,
when you're selling a product that's natural and you take
it every day and it helps support your body's natural
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Speaker 3 (30:07):
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We're only economic Forum. We haven't brought them up in
a while. This politician she's Danish, so do with that
what you will. I don't know. Danishes are delicious, is
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all I know, especially the little cherry ones. Anyway, that's
not important. Or the intimates, Chris, can you people eat
the intimates? Danishes? Have you ever had those? Michael? Have
you ever had the raspberry Intimen's danishes from the grocery store,
the ones in the white box with the blue lettering.
What is wrong with you too? We've never had intimates whatever. Anyway,
this Danish politician, she had this the thing.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
This is why we talk about mobility because actually, if
you can get people to share a car, you can
take out I mean a lot of cars in the streets.
I think it's Singapore where they looked how they could
bring it down to about forty percent of the cars
if we would use them smarter. And the interesting thing
about technology is that it makes sharing easy and fun
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and not annoying. It used to be a little bit
difficult to share. You know, you would have to go
in somewhere in the other end of town and get
a key, and I mean that's not what you want
to do if you want to take your car. But
if you can just use your neighbor's car because you
have a smartphone on an app and you don't even
need to know the neighbor to get into his car,
or if you can find ways of car pooling, and
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this is what technology helps you do. It's much easier
and much more fun to share. And you start then
thinking completely different about transport and traffic, and I think
it's very important that we do not just try to
fix yesterday's paradigm, but think about how do we want
a city to move.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
What concerns me about the twenty first century communists is
how innocent and pleasant so many of them look and sound.
You can look her up if you want. It's fine,
Ida Akin a UK, and you don't have to, though
it's not important for a purpose of our conversation. She's
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a young lady, certainly looks young. I would guess thirties,
forties something like that, maybe twenties if she smokes, I
don't know. But pleasant looking female sounds very reasonable. Of course,
she's a dirty, demented communist who wants to destroy your
way of life. But they make it sound so nice
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and understated. After all, don't you just want an app? Look,
we'll get you an app and you can just get
in your neighbor's car whenever you want, and you don't
even have to tell him or know him. We'll just
put apps on your phone and then you can take
whatever you want to take. Doesn't that sound nice? They
make it sound so nice. These are the people running
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our financial system. These are the people running our food supply.
These these are the people. Oh gosh, I can't even
believe I'm gonna say this. These are the people running
our power grid. Speaking of power, how are you gonna
get some if the lights go out? Have a plan
for that? Have a plan for that? Well, how do
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you do? How are you doing for batteries? And back
to food? How are you doing for food? Do you
have emergency food? I know you have food in your house,
food in your pantry at least, Lord willing you do?
What do you have that's non perishable? You know my
Patriots supply they sell four week emergency food kits fifty
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bucks off right now, just four weeks. I know not
everyone can do the three month thing. Everyone in your
home needs an emergency supply of food. These dirty communists
are attacking our way of life, our food supply and
everything else. Get some emergency food. Please prepare with Jesse
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Kelly dot com. You don't have to go nuts. Just
make sure everyone in your home has a kit. Okay,
prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com. If you live alone,
just buy one for Pete's sake. Prepare with Jesse Kelly
dot com. Get something all right, all right, now, let's
address this really quickly. Forty five percent of Americans believe
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bullied kids grow up to seek revenge as adults by
bossing other people around. Well, I don't know if that's
exactly how they grow up, but I do know this
that in our effort to make the world nice and
more palatable, and in our efforts to protect our children
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from some of the harsh realities of life, we have
inadvertently created a bunch of monsters. Sucks. It's awful. I'm
sure there are kids right now who are going through
it in their school. Maybe it's verbal, maybe it's physical.
It's awful. But there's not a second way to deal
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with bullies. Bullies must be confronted by the person who
is being bullied. And this is not only for the
benefit of the person being bullied. This is for the
benefit of the bully himself. And I realize in this
feminized society that everything has to be just tell the
teacher and won't sit down with the principle. I understand that.
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I understand the appeal of that. I really genuinely do.
I get it. I understand it. I'm protective of my kids,
you know, I don't want any harm to come to
my kids. I don't want anyone to be mean to
my kids. But if a boy is being mean to
one of my sons in school and he won't stop,
you gotta sock him in the face. And I know
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in this society supposed to talk like that, And I'm
not saying that's your first resort. I'm not giving anyone
that guidance. But we have done this anti bullying crap
in this country for so long, pretending as if there's
a better way. Look, the bully needs to get sucked
in the face, and the person doing the bullying needs
to suck someone in the face. And that's how you
fix these things. And there's not a second way. Any
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other way you attempt to fix that problem will end
in disaster. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
And now here's a headline by Oh, you know the
thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
California moves to ban schools from notifying parents of child
pronoun changes. Speaking of what these dirty commies have done
to the incredible state of California. They're going to make
it a law that they can tranny your kid behind
your back, and you're not allowed to tell mom and
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Dad my gosh. Biden to raid the strategic oil reserves
again in a desperate bid to lower gas prices before
the election. I'm not sure if there's going to be
an America left by the time Joe Biden is done
looting every bit of it in an effort to try
to bring up his poll numbers. Twelve years of DACA
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eighty eight or sixty eight thousand illegals awarded DACA despite
prior arrests. Joe Biden is now handing out a license
to stay here, even for people who've been arrested. Indiana
reports a ninety eight percent drop in abortions after the
curbs laws are effective. Remember that secret dem plot to
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relay to replace Joe Biden is revealed when they'll topple Joe.
I just want to remind everyone that I've been saying
this for well over a year. It's probably been two years,
and I'm going to be uhnoxious if they actually do
drop Joe and my theory comes true. Yes, everyone really
is sick a lot more often after COVID's. No one
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in my family is sick more often after COVID. I
do hear this from a lot of my friends and
family members who got vaccinated and booster shots and hid
inside with ten masks on. But none of the people
I know who didn't do those things are suffering.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
It's almost as if we were lied to about everything
and they did they did things to harm us. Anyway,
Email me Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Will do
it again tomorrow. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Teddy is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. Remember to email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Is Hillary Clinton coming back? What about
bullying and kids? The FBI and Hunter Biden? We have
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all that and a ton of emails I still need
to get to on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show
this hour. So I'm just gonna hit this one really
really quickly. You and me, we've been talking a lot
about the attack on the Supreme Court, the op. It's
an operation the communists in the United States of America.
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They are following a playbook they've been following for a
very long time. You pick a target, you isolate it,
you freeze it, you personalize it. You attack it, and
you attack, and you attack and you attack until you
see victory. You have seen this when it comes to
the Supreme Court from virtually all of them now media members.
(01:17):
You name a democrat of any public prominence. They are
blasting the Supreme Court day after day after day after
day after day. What is the purpose? Well, maybe one
of your straight animals will kill one of them. Remember
one of them try to kill Kavanaugh already. Maybe maybe
you get to these people and you get one of
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them to retire, protest in front of their houses, their
kids don't have any peace in school. Remember, these people
are not robots. They're flesh and blood, human beings. At
some point, you get tired of the grind, tired of
getting screamed at, wash your hands of it. I'm done.
Maybe you get Clarence Thomas to retire one of the
good ones. I don't know, but maybe maybe you don't
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get all those things. Maybe you just get a decision
or two to go your way that might not have otherwise,
because eventually people just don't want to deal with the
headache anymore. Remember so much of communist agitation what it
really is. I've used this example before. It's the dude
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in a restaurant with his woman and she's getting loud
because she's angry, and she's screaming at him. You've seen this.
I know you've seen it. Chris is laughing, he's seen it.
Everyone's seen it. And she's getting louder and louder and louder,
and he's getting embarrassed. Everyone's looking, Oh my gosh, and
what's he doing, and calm down, baby, calm hey, it's okay.
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I mean, look, anyone who's ever dated a Latina or
a redhead knows exactly what I'm talking about here. Calm down, hey,
it's okay, Colmtact. Please we'll go see your a buela.
I promise, and you all know you know exactly what
I'm talking about. That's what communist street igitation works like
in America. Eventually, they just want you to say, oh gosh, okay,
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just you can have at least a little ground. Just
shut up. That's why guys like Chuck Schumer speak like
this all the time. This was about the bump stocks.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Last week's decision is another warning sign that this Maga
Court is going off the deep end.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
The Maga Court's going off the deep end. Wow. And
so what's happening this week is going to be big.
You see, this is the last time the Supreme courts
can get together before the election. And as I mentioned
during the tees, every now and then, the Supreme Court
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will know that a decision they're going to hand down
is going to spark some anger. The last time they
put barriers up preemptively around the Supreme Court was when
the Roe versus Way decision was coming down, they were
getting ready to go overturn Roe v. Wade. They knew
(04:02):
exactly what was coming. Boom fencing around the Supreme Court. Well,
there's fencing going up today around the Supreme Court. Thursday Friday,
get ready. The Supreme Court is going to rule on
Trump's immunity. How immune is he? Now pause for a second,
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don't do what I'm doing or what my instinct is
and what yours probably is. Well, he should be immune
from all of it. He didn't commit crimes. I know
he didn't commit crimes. I get that. I get that,
and yes, he should be immune from all of it.
But oftentimes it's hard, especially to get lawyer types to
agree on these all or nothing decisions. Let's say they're
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going to agree that Trump is somewhat immune. And I
should tell you from talking to legal experts, of which
I'm not almost not almost every single one of them
his Hey, Jesse, I'll be shocked if they don't rule
that Trump is somewhat immune. At least he's at least
a littuum immune. The question we're going to look out
(05:12):
for Thursday Friday, how immune is he? Meaning Okay, Trump's immune.
He's immune for every crime Jack Smith is accusing him of,
and he's immune for every crime Fanny Willison George is
accusing him of. And he's immune from all this New
York prosecution stuff that felony, all those felony convictions are overturned.
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He's immune. That for you me, that's the best case scenario.
That is exactly what we want, and it's the right
thing to do. I am not telling you not to
get your hopes up. I am telling you just from
people I talk to, I wouldn't necessarily bet your mortgage
(05:53):
on that. Why it's not even necessarily about Trump. If
the Supreme Court passes down a decision and they think
about this stuff, if they pass down a decision, now
that says, hey, he is immune. He's legitimately immune. This
is crazy. He's immune. He's immune from all this stuff.
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All this stuff goes away. That's the kind of thing
that will make you, That would make me celebrate. However,
what does that mean for the next president, Republican, Democrat, whatever,
who does something frighteningly illegal? Remember Biden does this. Now
I'm looking at to have mine right here. The FBI
knew since twenty sixteen, Hunter Biden's team nearly scored one
(06:37):
hundred and twenty million dollars Ukrainian deal while Joe Biden
was vice president. So Joe Biden is a criminal. But okay,
let's set aside Joe Biden's crimes. What if What if
we get one where that's worse. Imagine that. Imagine the
President of the United States of America striking some trade
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deal with Zimbabwe, Okay, and then it comes out about
six months later his daughter gets a ten million dollars
a year job with the Zimbabwe government right after the
trade deal goes through, very Joe Biden thing to do. Okay, Well,
you have to prosecute a president who does something like that,
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can't You can't do that. So what I'm saying is
the Supreme Court might be very very reluctant to give
you what you want or me what I want. When
it comes to immunity, come forward and say, hey, he's
immune from all this. This is crazy. Now that brings
us to what are they going to say? Where are
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they going to fall? And I don't have a crystal
ball on that. Again, I've talked to five different legal
experts today trying to bring you as much wisdom as
I can suck up. For my friends and colleagues, they
all think immunity is going to be something he's going
to get. He's going to get a lot of it.
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He's not going to get all of it, meaning there
are gonna be some things some ways. They're still going
to go after him. The only reason I brought this
up is to prepare you. That's Thursday Friday. What exactly
is coming, I don't know. I don't know. No one
knows right now. But they're putting up the fences for
a reason. And they're not putting up the fences for you.
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They're not putting up the fences for me. They're putting
up the fences because the street animals are going to
be upset by whatever they say. That's how it goes,
all right, All right, on to the twenty emails before
we get to Hillary and bullying kids and stuff like that. No,
not bullying kids, whatever. Dear Dick Cheney of Paintball, shut up.
On Medal of Honor Monday, you said the man served
(08:49):
in the army, so you'll play the quote army music
in the background during the reading. I was not aware
each branch had their own music. On one second, could
you play a short clip of each branch. You don't
need to play the Navy since you play it almost
every week, he said, why are you gay? My name
(09:10):
is Bradley. Okay, so listen, let me explain this. Every
branch of the military does have their own theme song.
Now there is. I could play all of them for you.
I'm not gonna do that. I figured, just for the
sake of time, in simplicity, instead of playing every single
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one that would get kind of lame, why don't I
just play the only one that matters. This is the
Marine Corps hymn. By the way, you anti American piece
of trash, only if you didn't know that, if you
knew that, you're not anti American. That's just a little
(10:10):
taste of the Marine Corps theme song. Now, I don't
want you to think I was just being biased, because
os in the Marines, there is actually a condensed version
of every other military branch's theme song, and I thought
it would be appropriate to at least play that. Chris,
Please thank you, Chris. So see there's a difference. You
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just you can see the little differences in there. Speaking
of military, let me tell you about Tunnel to Towers.
Let me tell you about the organization that's there for
the gold Star families. You know, we because Afghanistan is
done and Iraq is done for the most part, we
don't think about these guys, these ladies too. And what
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guys am I talking about. I'm talking about the catastrophically
injured ones. Afghanistan never crosses your mind anymore, or at
least rarely, and me too, I'm not not pointing fingers.
Do you think Afghanistan crosses the mind of the guy
who doesn't have legs anymore? He's still a young man.
Gave up his arm and I Afghanistan crosses his mind.
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He gave up pieces of himself for this country. Now,
how does he get a better quality of life for
himself and his family? Smart homes these homes that are
specially designed based on your injuries, you know, Tunnel to
Towers they build smart homes for these guys. To this day,
they're building smart homes for them. That's the kind of
thing you do with your eleven dollars a month. Tthumber
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be back.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You're listening to the ouricle you love his life Baby,
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Don't forget.
You can download the whole show podcast of the show.
iHeart Spotify iTunes. It's easy, even I can do it.
All right, let's dig into some emails here before we
get into bullying and things like that. Doctor lo t Heck,
(12:23):
we have yet to hear the sequel of the missing
linen pants. Last we heard, you were ready to confront
your four foot eleven inch wife and accuse her of
throwing them away. You even said you were willing to
sleep on the couch if need be. Your silence on
the matter leads me to think you need to up
your dosage of chalk. It's time you came clean and
(12:43):
just shoot straight. We might be able to recover from
the idea of Aubrey wearing the pants and your family.
His name is John. Okay, many will remember, some may not.
I have these white linen pants, linen pants. I love them.
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I got them when we were going over to Israel.
It's super hot. They're you know, they cover you from
the sun, but they breathe their linen pants. I love them.
I wear them the wife says they look like sweatpants,
and she doesn't want me to wear them outside of
the house anymore. But you know me, that doesn't stop me.
(13:26):
I still wear them. Whenever I want to wear them,
they've come up missing. She's the one who does the laundry.
This is not a human being who has ever misplaced
anything in her life, hyper hyper organized, and yet she's
claiming total ignorance about the linen pants. And for those
looking for an update, I did confront her. In fact,
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she was listening to the radio that night and heard
the accusations, and when I got home, she confronted me
immediately and said these accusations were unfair. Then maybe it
was here or maybe it was there, And I will
just tell you I laid it out quite simply. Where
are the pants? Then? Look, we don't have to argue
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back and forth when I'm done with the pants. It's
not as if my pants ever get taken off in
any other place other than the home. My pants are
removed in the house. They go right in the little
dirty clothes hamper, and from there the chain of custody
leads directly to her. It doesn't return to me until
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I grabbed the pants off of the hangar again to
put the out of the draw. I guess I should
say and put the pants on my body. So I
don't know how this could ever be on me, and
she's claiming, Ah, maybe it's at the dry cleaner, or
maybe like I would dry clean linen pants and look,
I'm gonna say to all of you as an update,
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the exact same thing I told her. We can put
to bed any of these acts accusations if the pants
are produced. All it would take is the pants. You
know you've seen those those stories, maybe those cop drama shows,
or maybe you watched a movie about this where some
girl goes missing and the cops think she's dead and
(15:18):
the boyfriend is being accused of it and he says,
I never saw her. I don't know, I don't know,
And it really comes down to this, where is she?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Then?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
If you prove that she's here alive, then all is forgiven.
In fact, you'd probably even get an apology. WHOA, I
guess we were wrong. I don't need to hear the reasons.
I don't need to hear the accusations. I need the pants.
Where are the pants? That's the question I have. Jesse
(15:52):
While I agree with you on almost every one of
your opinions, I must disagree with you on the opinion
of white gravy versus brown, even though I am Italian
and I love me some sausage, white sauage, don't, Chris,
White sausage gravy is garbage. My dad was in the military,
so he agrees with you, but it is just not good.
Maybe it's my refined Italian woman tastes, she said, I
(16:14):
promise I'm not in the w NBA. That's terrible, but
brown gravy on potatoes, meat biscuits is elite. I'm sorry,
but you're wrong. I love the show and all you
do despite your sausage preferences. An Italian woman is against
the sausage. That doesn't even make sense. These are sausage
based people. What I could understand it if let's say
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Chris was against the sausage, that would be understandable. You're Italian.
Buenos tarte is a meghex. I don't know what that means.
I live in La so on and so forth. I
beg you on others with national platforms to let everyone
know the truth about she's talking about Gavinussom, about what
he says versus what he's done, I hear will raise
the gas taxes against If he becomes president, there won't
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be anywhere to move help. She's said Cecippladway, and her
name is Barbara. Look the good news about Gavin Newsom.
I shouldn't say good news. Gavin Newsom appears that he
might end up being isolated to California, unless, of course,
Joe Biden drops out and the powers that be choose Newsom.
(17:25):
You see Newsome, Everyone who's not in California won't. They're
probably out on this. But I have some connections there,
if you will, don't I sound important, Chris, I have connections.
Look some of my connections. I talk to some of
my people. Anyway, he's in he's got some trouble there,
and it's because of the crime. He can't get a
(17:45):
hold of the crime. It's going crazy in places like Oakland.
What kind of crazy? Well, this is a story out
of Maryland. But things like this are happening in California.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Here in Tacoma Park. Please catch your child this summer
in the act. They might get a ticket. The Operation
Chaill program is now underway. But take a look at
the citation closely. It's a free slurpee. This is an
innovative way the police department here is aiming to reduce crime.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
And yeah, they're coming up with all these same crazy things.
In California. They can't get crime under control, and it's
looking bad on Newsome. Maybe the blooms off that road
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Okay,
so the question wasn't really a question. The lady was panicking.
She's like, hey, Newsome's ruined California. I'm so mad about it.
Don't let him become president. And just quick side note,
side note, you Californians. I'm really mad about it too.
And California is one of those places. It gets dogged
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on by the rest of the country, and a lot
of it is justifiable because it went so hard left
and it lost its mind. But I'm someone who has
spent a lot of time in California. I was stationed there.
Granted I was in the worst part of it in
twenty nine Palms, but we were always leaving, bouncing back
and forth, seeing California, seeing friends, seeing the state. Of
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all the things I hate about the Communists, I might
hate what they've done to California, the most because that
place is so cool. California is awesome. The food there
you get looking at me in the mountains with the redwoods,
are down on the beach. They are They're one of
the few places in the country with really, really, really
(20:53):
good Mexican food. I generally won't eat Mexican food outside
of Texas because ours is superior to everyone else's by
a long shit. I will, however, eat it in Arizona
and California because they at least can do an amazing
Mexican meal. I love California, and I'm so mad about
what the dirtball comedies do New York City. Chris, Well, okay,
(21:13):
let me clarify it. There's really nothing you can't get
in New York City. If you want to have a
good Mexican meal, I'm sure you can get it in
New York City. I'm just never going to find out,
because when I'm in New York City, whenever I leave Texas,
I don't need Mexican I live on Mexican food already here.
(21:38):
When I go to New York City, I want things
that are more New York City. I want bagels. See Chris,
you'll appreciate that. I want pizza steaks. New York City
does really all Italian food really well. But again it's
New York City. You can get anything you want in
New York City. I'm sure the Mexican food is fine.
I'm just not gonna leave Texas to go get Mexican
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food somewhere else. But that actually leads me to a
different thing that I was thinking about. You know, and
you're asking, probably what this has to do with politics
or newsome Absolutely nothing. I'm completely distracted right now and
I'm going off on a tangent. I'll get back to
it in a minute. My focus is just stay focused,
realize how blessed we are when it comes to at
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least this particular thing. All right, Historically, historically really for
most of the history of the world, your cuisine options,
your food options are going to be decided by and
limited to your region and what is available in your region.
(22:43):
If you're part of the Lakota tribe and you're in
the Midwest, you're going to eat buffalo, You're going to
eat deer. You will never eat an oyster. Why they're
not around you, and you have don't wait access these things,
and so your entire life, you will exist on the
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cuisine that is available in your immediate area. If you're
in Hawaii, let's say one of the ancient tribes. I
don't know why I'm making it all ancient, so we
don't have to go that old. But let's say you're
in Hawaii and you're one of the old Indian tribes
over there, You're gonna eat a lot of fish, a
lot of fish. It's going to be a seafood diet.
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You probably will never taste beef. And I know cattle
is huge over there now that you probably never taste beef. Ever,
it's just not something you have at the time. Think
about this. You can get any kind of cuisine depending
on where you are. You can get amazing cuisine from
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all over the planet, depending on which city or area
you might be in in any given moment. And I
know that sounds small, and maybe it is small. I
think it's really cool. I live in Houston, Texas. If
I leave the studio tonight and I want to get seafood,
I can have seafood. If I want to get beef,
I can have beef, Chicken, Mexican, Italian, Greek, el Salvadoria, Japanese, Chinese,
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we live in an era where we have access to
the world's cuisine. No matter where you are, and that's
not limited to me. You can be it doesn't matter
you're from Seattle to Omaha, to Miami to New York City.
It doesn't matter where you are. You can have amazing stuff.
My folks just had lobster. They it was Father's Day.
Took my old man out for lobster. Well, they're in Montana.
(24:40):
Lobsters are not not hugely native to Montana. I don't
know if you know this is not hugely native, he said,
as some of the best lobster he's ever had in
his life. Why they went to some place that flew
it in. Every day in Montana, he's eating lobster that
came out of Maine, either that day or the day before.
(25:02):
Pretty cool, A blessing you don't think about, at least
for me. I think about it now. Now back to
Gavin Newsom. So there's something lurking out there, and right
now it's just a whisper. Okay. I don't want to
sit here an act like I've heard a lot about this,
but I have heard it. I've heard it more than once.
(25:25):
Hillary Clinton just making a lot of public appearances lately.
Have you noticed Hillary Clinton even showed up at the
Tony Awards and gave, of course some cringey. Well, it is.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
About some American originals, the suffragists, who fought so valiantly
for so long to give women in our country the
right to vote.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, that worked out well.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
It's almost impossible to think about what a challenge that was.
But now it's an election year and we need to
be minded about how important it is to vote.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
She's been out there a lot, hasn't she. And what
do we always talk about when it comes to replacing
Joe Biden? Replacing Joe Biden, what's the real challenge? You
can replace him at the convention. There are challenges. You
have to get Joe to agree to it somehow, You
have to get Dome to agree to be set aside somehow,
(26:29):
and you have to find somebody who has the campaign
infrastructure to run for president already put in place. You
can't wake up one day in July and decide you're
running for president as a Democrat nominee. You don't have
the staff, you don't you don't have anything put together.
Hillary Clinton has that kind of campaign. She has those
(26:54):
kind of connections, and I'm starting to hear whispers that
she's interested. And now I'm seeing headlines today. This is
actually a couple days ago, but from the Washington Post,
Democrats are wrestling with an age old problem. This is
about Joe Biden's age. But the little sub headline on
(27:16):
it is maybe Hillary Clinton could come to the rescue. Now,
this is by a Kathleen Parker at the Washington Post.
Who is Kathleen Parker carrying water for? I don't know.
This could be an order from the system. This could
be powerful people in the system, major Democrat donors, people
(27:36):
like that, saying hey, we need an article kind of
nudge and Joe out the door, and maybe we're bringing
in Hillary. It might be beyond that. This might be
a Hillary Clinton lackey. Remember every national politician, at least
Democrat wise. A lot of the powerful Republicans have this too,
but every national Democrat they have allies at various media
(27:58):
outlets who will print whatever they want printed, whether it's
an attack on someone they want to attack, whether it's
a puff piece on them themselves. This lady's name is
Kathleen Parker. I don't know her. Maybe she works for
Hillary Clinton practically or has worked for what, or has
those connections. Maybe Hillary Clinton said, hey, Kathleen could use
(28:18):
a little article in the old Wappo about how great
I would be, And Kathleen goes and prints it like
the good little apparatic she is. So I don't know
exactly what this is, but gosh, could we be seeing
a replay of Trump Hillary Trump Hillary part Deuce? Oh oh,
(28:39):
oh gosh. All right, we're gonna talk about bullying and
a lot more emails and stuff in just a moment
before we get to those emails. Yes we will. Chris,
I know what you're probably thinking about the Hillary Clinton thing.
It's the first thing that came to my mind. Remember
how she was always falling down the stairs last time,
(29:00):
she was always falling down. Surely, given her age, she's
in pain with all this falling. And I thought about
the first thing that I thought, And then I thought
to myself, I bet she's taken relief factor. Of course
she's taking relief factor. There's no other way she'd be
feeling good enough to run for president. I have no
(29:23):
confirmation on this one way or the other. Is Hillary Clinton?
Is she a big relief factor fan that would surprise
me given the values of her versus Relief Factor. But listen,
when you're selling a product that's natural and you take
it every day and it helps support your body's natural
(29:44):
response to pain. When you're taking something like that, you
feel so good. You might want to run for president
because you're so pain free. You're sleeping better, your back
doesn't hurt, your musclestone hurt. Call one eight hundred, the
number four relief and get on the Relief Factor program.
Three weeks, pay gone or go to relief Factor dot com.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
We'll be back fighting for your freedom every day. The
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember to email me.
I love your emails Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
We're only economic Forum. We haven't brought them up in
a while. This politician she's Danish, so do with that
what you will. I don't know. Danishes are delicious, is
(30:38):
all I know, especially the little cherry ones. Anyway, that's
not important. Or the intimates, Chris, can you people eat
the intimates? Danishes? Have you ever had those? Michael? Have
you ever had the raspberry Intimen's danishes from the grocery store,
the ones in the white box with the blue lettering.
What is wrong with you too? We've never had intimates whatever. Anyway,
this Danish politician, she had this the thing.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
This is why we talk about mobility because actually, if
you can get people to share a car, you can
take out I mean a lot of cars in the streets.
I think it's Singapore where they looked how they could
bring it down to about forty percent of the cars
if we would use them smarter. And the interesting thing
about technology is that it makes sharing easy and fun
(31:22):
and not annoying. It used to be a little bit
difficult to share. You know, you would have to go
in somewhere in the other end of town and get
a key, and I mean that's not what you want
to do if you want to take your car. But
if you can just use your neighbor's car because you
have a smartphone on an app and you don't even
need to know the neighbor to get into his car,
or if you can find ways of car pooling, and
(31:43):
this is what technology helps you do. It's much easier
and much more fun to share. And you start then
thinking completely different about transport and traffic, and I think
it's very important that we do not just try to
fix yesterday's paradigm, but think about how do we want
a city to move.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
What concerns me about the twenty first century communists is
how innocent and pleasant so many of them look and sound.
You can look her up if you want. It's fine,
Ida Akin a UK, and you don't have to, though
it's not important for a purpose of our conversation. She's
(32:20):
a young lady, certainly looks young. I would guess thirties,
forties something like that, maybe twenties if she smokes, I
don't know. But pleasant looking female sounds very reasonable. Of course,
she's a dirty, demented communist who wants to destroy your
way of life. But they make it sound so nice
(32:42):
and understated. After all, don't you just want an app? Look,
we'll get you an app and you can just get
in your neighbor's car whenever you want, and you don't
even have to tell him or know him. We'll just
put apps on your phone and then you can take
whatever you want to take. Doesn't that sound nice? They
make it sound so nice. These are the people running
(33:07):
our financial system. These are the people running our food supply.
These these are the people. Oh gosh, I can't even
believe I'm gonna say this. These are the people running
our power grid. Speaking of power, how are you gonna
get some if the lights go out? Have a plan
for that? Have a plan for that? Well, how do
(33:29):
you do? How are you doing for batteries? And back
to food? How are you doing for food? Do you
have emergency food? I know you have food in your house,
food in your pantry at least, Lord willing you do?
What do you have that's non perishable? You know my
Patriots supply they sell four week emergency food kits fifty
(33:49):
bucks off right now, just four weeks. I know not
everyone can do the three month thing. Everyone in your
home needs an emergency supply of food. These dirty communists
are attacking our way of life, our food supply and
everything else. Get some emergency food. Please prepare with Jesse
(34:09):
Kelly dot com. You don't have to go nuts. Just
make sure everyone in your home has a kit. Okay,
prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com. If you live alone,
just buy one for Pete's sake. Prepare with Jesse Kelly
dot com. Get something all right, all right, now, let's
address this really quickly. Forty five percent of Americans believe
(34:31):
bullied kids grow up to seek revenge as adults by
bossing other people around. Well, I don't know if that's
exactly how they grow up, but I do know this
that in our effort to make the world nice and
more palatable, and in our efforts to protect our children
(34:51):
from some of the harsh realities of life, we have
inadvertently created a bunch of monsters. Sucks. It's awful. I'm
sure there are kids right now who are going through
it in their school. Maybe it's verbal, maybe it's physical.
It's awful. But there's not a second way to deal
(35:13):
with bullies. Bullies must be confronted by the person who
is being bullied. And this is not only for the
benefit of the person being bullied. This is for the
benefit of the bully himself. And I realize in this
feminized society that everything has to be just tell the
teacher and won't sit down with the principle. I understand that.
(35:37):
I understand the appeal of that. I really genuinely do.
I get it. I understand it. I'm protective of my kids,
you know, I don't want any harm to come to
my kids. I don't want anyone to be mean to
my kids. But if a boy is being mean to
one of my sons in school and he won't stop,
you gotta sock him in the face. And I know
(35:59):
in this society supposed to talk like that, And I'm
not saying that's your first resort. I'm not giving anyone
that guidance. But we have done this anti bullying crap
in this country for so long, pretending as if there's
a better way. Look, the bully needs to get sucked
in the face, and the person doing the bullying needs
to suck someone in the face. And that's how you
fix these things. And there's not a second way. Any
(36:20):
other way you attempt to fix that problem will end
in disaster. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
And now here's a headline by Oh, you know the
thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
California moves to ban schools from notifying parents of child
pronoun changes. Speaking of what these dirty commies have done
to the incredible state of California. They're going to make
it a law that they can tranny your kid behind
your back, and you're not allowed to tell mom and
(36:54):
Dad my gosh. Biden to raid the strategic oil reserves
again in a desperate bid to lower gas prices before
the election. I'm not sure if there's going to be
an America left by the time Joe Biden is done
looting every bit of it in an effort to try
to bring up his poll numbers. Twelve years of DACA
(37:15):
eighty eight or sixty eight thousand illegals awarded DACA despite
prior arrests. Joe Biden is now handing out a license
to stay here, even for people who've been arrested. Indiana
reports a ninety eight percent drop in abortions after the
curbs laws are effective. Remember that secret dem plot to
(37:38):
relay to replace Joe Biden is revealed when they'll topple Joe.
I just want to remind everyone that I've been saying
this for well over a year. It's probably been two years,
and I'm going to be uhnoxious if they actually do
drop Joe and my theory comes true. Yes, everyone really
is sick a lot more often after COVID's. No one
(38:01):
in my family is sick more often after COVID. I
do hear this from a lot of my friends and
family members who got vaccinated and booster shots and hid
inside with ten masks on. But none of the people
I know who didn't do those things are suffering.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
It's almost as if we were lied to about everything
and they did they did things to harm us. Anyway,
Email me Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Will do
it again tomorrow. That's all.
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