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How republicans became so pro life? How many crayons did Jesse eat in the Marines and how did they get that reputation? How was there so much close combat in WW2? The fear of being stabbed. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a terrific Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday where we
have been having a real good time. So we're going
to talk about Republicans being too pro life. Someone thinks

(00:31):
they are. Someone is ready for Francisco Franco. Somebody is
talking about the term fascism. Why do they love that term?
All that and so much more coming up in the
final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. I want to
begin here with this one, Jesse. I was in my
car with my wife when you described the superpower you

(00:53):
wish you had to deal with drivers in the slow lane.
I've told my wife the very same thing. Living here
in the communist state of Colorado. Almost always the offending
driver is either driving a Subaru or a Volvo. You know.
I love that email and why it made me laugh.
My father, God rest his soul. I'm missing to death.

(01:14):
My father used to scream about Subarus every time he
would get stuck behind one in Montana. In his mind,
the entire every problem on the road was a Subaru
driver somewhere. Oh, look at this hippie, probably staring at
the mountains instead of actually driving to speed them. I

(01:35):
can hear him ranting and raving about Subaru drivers. There's
something about him. There's something about him. I don't know
what it is. And it's a great car. It's a
great car. Honestly, a Subaru outback is a great car.
But there's a type of person who drives that thing,
and they're a plague, like a black pike. Jesse, how
many crayons did you eat as a marine and how

(01:58):
did that stereotype start? The whole marines eat crayons thing?
It came from the stereotype that marines are stupid and
barbaric in nature. And all stereotypes are based on at

(02:19):
least some hint of truth. Remember when it comes to
the Marine Corps, you know it's known as the Few
the proud. The Marine Corps is always going to have
worse facilities, no question about it. We get the Armies
hand me downs, worse weapons, worse everything. There aren't going
to be as many marines. The training is harder than

(02:39):
anyone else's. If you've gone through Marine Corps boot camp,
this is the only service where it's like that, and
you decide you want to switch to a different service Army,
air Force, Navy, whatever. You don't have to go through
anyone else's boot camp because you've already been through the
hardest one. If I was in the Marines and I
wanted to go to the Army, they would have just
handed me a uniform. But that also attracts a different

(03:03):
kind of person. And this is not me. This is
not me saying Marines are dumb. It's not that. But
why did I join? I joined in part because that
was the reputation they were tougher. It's tough to do it,
tough to make it. Are you tough enough to make it?
In part, I joined to see if I was tough enough. Now,

(03:27):
that was very common the Marine Corps. It invites a
more rebellious, adventurous spirit, I'll put it that way. A
more rebellious type of young man is going to join
the Marine Corps somebody with somebody with an interest in,
you know, getting some training for a career afterwards. It's

(03:48):
not that you can't do that in the Marine Corps.
You absolutely can. But if that's really your main focus,
really the other branches are going to be better for that.
There's going to be more opportunity in the Army and
the Navy and the Air Force, that there are going
to be better opportunities, better facilities, better food, better, it's
just going to be better in the other ones. If
you kind of want it to suck, then that's going

(04:12):
to be the Marines. Now, what kind of person signs
up intentionally for the one that's going to suck the worst.
We're kind a different kind of person, and sometimes little
dumb can be not always by any stretch of the imagination,
but sometimes can be a little dumb. To follow that
down to the inevitable road. They say Marines are so

(04:34):
stupid they eat crayons, And yes, I've seen buddies do
it just out of boredom. It's marines, oracle. I've seen
people siloed off more and more in their own ideological
camps over the past couple of weeks. I'm guilty of
this too. One camp doesn't think anything is happening because
they're not political. The media, elite street communists are using

(04:55):
the momentum to push harder with lies and violence. The
third camp is what I I assume as us, your
audience and others who pay attention. We can see what
is happening and try to tell people this is madness.
I don't see how society can come back together. We
live in two different worlds, so what now, Well, we

(05:18):
do live in two different worlds, there's no question about that.
But don't write off America because we are in the
middle of a revolution, a communist revolution. The communist revolution
is intended to divide. It is the whole point of it.
Is not just the toppling of the government. They need

(05:40):
to break up society in order to topple the government.
We have a lot of them here. We can't do
anything about that. Now. Well, we could do things going forward,
but you can't snap your fingers and I can't snap
my fingers and remove the violent, subhuman, demonic street animals
who now reside inside of our country. They have been

(06:02):
nurtured and nurtured and nurtured for years and now they're here.
It doesn't mean we're finished, but it does mean there
are going to be some bumps in the road as
we navigate this. And though some of those bumps are
going to be quite painful. I've warned you already. There
will be more people who will die. There will there

(06:24):
are going to be more assassinations. There's going to be more.
There's going to be more. It's probably going to get
worse before it gets better. But that doesn't mean it's over.
As far as the people who are just not political,
I'm checked out. Oh it's football season. If norm hasn't
woken up yet, there's a good chance he never will,

(06:48):
and that sucks. I don't like it. I don't celebrate it.
But it's always been that way. It's always been that way.
The people who actually run country, the people who actually
take power and run a country, are generally simply the
most committed. I talked yesterday about how many Bolsheviks, how

(07:10):
many Communists, how Communists in general, when they're doing the
revolution are a teeny tiny percentage of the country because
communism is not popular. You know how many Communists were
inside Moscow? Well, how many Soviets were operating during the
revolution at the beginning of it. You know how many
there were I'm talking committed party members about two thousand,
two thousand. It's nothing, but they were committed. And how

(07:35):
many people oppose them same kind of amounts. It's always
the committed minorities fighting for control. We just have to
make sure we win. We have to make sure we win,
and you have already now there's more work to do.
We always have more work to do. We know we
have to be activists. We know we have to take
back school boards, We know we have to take back

(07:57):
our communities. First we get all that. Remember we also
did the work and got Donald Trump back into the
White House. We have Trump in the White House, we
have the Senate, we have the House of Representatives. On
top of doing the work, we need these people to
go full steam ahead and do what we elected them

(08:17):
to do without hesitation. We cannot have this Republican way
of thinking, well, what if they do it back to
us the next time these communists take power. No matter
what you do now, they are going to do far
worse than even they did under Joe Biden. Communists only
know how to escalate. I'm going to ask you this
in case you don't believe me, I'm going to ask

(08:38):
you a question I've asked you before. Do you know
any Democrats, as a single Democrat in your life one
have they ever expressed the tiniest amount of regret that
they arrested the Republican opponent multiple times? Chris is laughing.
I've never even heard of a single Democrat who thinks

(09:00):
that was wrong. These people are broken beyond belief. They
don't think they did anything wrong before. If anything, the
lesson they took from it was we didn't go far enough.
How could the right ever rise again? Clearly we didn't
smash them hard enough. That's the lesson democrats took. No

(09:22):
matter what we do now, they are going to behave
like animals the next time they take power. So we
have to use this time. We have to take a
part the Democrat machine in this country because it is
breaking the country apart and creating violent assassins. We have
to break it up. We need the Trump regime to
do it. We need Pambondi to do it. By the way,

(09:45):
some help from the House or Senate would sure be nice.
We cannot play it safe. It has to be full
steam ahead, put down the pedal to the metal. We
have to go get them now, uproot this communist insurgency
and kick it out. So the next time the communists
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(11:16):
guy here. He's a Republican, but he doesn't understand why
Republicans have embraced pro life. He thinks it's uh. He
thinks pro choice is better for the country. So let's
talk about that in a frank, non insulting way. I'll
do the best I can. Next, this is a Jesse
Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,

(11:41):
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
So before we have this little abortion talk, I'm sorry
Dome is still doing this media tour trying to sell
her book, and it's just brutal.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Man is invariably somebody would want me to take a
picture of a hugbear child and someone in the back
would hand that baby over. Throw the crowd up to
you people who would bless the baby here, but past
the baby.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
It's brutal.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Sorry to the guy asked, he says that, Hey, I
voted for Trump three times. Vote for him again. I
understand and appreciate the difference between good and evil, But
in politics, why have Republicans embraced the pro life stance
with such vigor? I embrace every plank of the Republican platform,
except this pro choice is better for the country. Why

(12:45):
the divergence. Well, I'm not actually going to give you
my personal opinion on it, because I don't think that's
necessarily what you're asking. Everybody who's ever listened to this
show knows I am absurdly pro life and I always
will never going to waiver on that. But as far
as Republicans, why does the Republican Party embrace pro life?

(13:08):
Remember we talked earlier in the show. You remember how
the Democrat base is preventing the Democrat Party from moderating.
They are now afraid of their base in the Republican Party,
the Christian Church, and this applies to all of them. Honestly,
this applies to every single facet of the church in America, Protestant,

(13:33):
of the Catholics, LDS, so that it applies to all
of them. Is extremely pro life for very obvious reasons.
That is a huge part of the Republican voting block.
Donald Trump, because, let's be honest, he's not that pro life.

(13:54):
He did about as much as you could do to
try to walk away from this issue. He had him
strip it from the Republican platform and things like that,
and he would talk about how there need to be exceptions,
and he did about as much as you could do
to walk away from this issue. And he who was
very obviously personally pro choice, even he pro borsched. I

(14:17):
mean even he would not come out and say, nah,
I'm fine with abortion. I'm totally okay with it. Why
because he understood quite well. I can maybe make these
people a little mad. If I go too far, my
base will abandon me. Remember all politics, all politics left right,
But it doesn't matter what it is. You are trying

(14:39):
to bring in new voters, independent voters, the wishy washy
voter who votes this way one day and that way
the other day, while at the same time holding your
coalition together, holding your hardcores together. And that is a
very very difficult dance, always has been, all always will be.

(15:01):
How do you hold the base together while kind of
moderating a little on this and moderate well, you have
to figure out where that line is. How far can
you go. The Republican Party cannot and I'm glad they
can't sound pro life, cannot avoid or cannot cannot go
pro abortion. They cannot do it because what would happen

(15:22):
is I don't think people understand how many evangelicals vote
on that issue alone. I was involved in politics, Remember
I ran for Congress twice, and this was a gimme
for me because I'm so pro life so it wasn't
a threat to me. But we would go. We would
go to different churches, and there were some churches this
is in the Tucson area who would let me speak,

(15:45):
or we'd have events where the church group would get
together and it would be essentially a fundraising political event.
And I cannot tell you how many people I talked
to that was their only issue. It was their only question,
are you pro life? Yes? How pro life? And then,
of course my answer for those people would always be satisfactory.

(16:07):
If I had gone the other way, if I had
been wishy washy about it, they either would sit it
out or they'd vote for the Democrat. That issue, the
issue of life, even if it's not your thing, even
if you're not passionate about it, or maybe you're even
pro abortion. I understand that that you have to understand.

(16:28):
For the people who are passionate about it, it's their everything,
and they will not sacrifice on it. They simply will not.
I'll tell you this right now. You know how much
I hate communists. If a Republican, any Republican, actually came
out and said I'm pro abortion, I'm not pro life
at all, I would never vote for that person. Ever,
I don't care if they're running against AOC Jasmine Crockett.

(16:51):
Now I wouldn't vote for them. I'm not going to
vote for the communists. I'll stay home. I will not
vote for it I and that's me. I say that
because that's a common, common way of thinking on the right,
very common way of thinking on the right. By the way,
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(17:34):
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(17:57):
com slash Jesse sponsored by Preborn Balding Bronco. I have
a combat related question about the Medal of Honor story
of James Lindsey. You related how he charged the Germans
with a bayonet. Whenever I hear or read about such
stories in modern wars from World War One onwards, I

(18:18):
am puzzled by the fact that close combat happened at
all outside of a Japanese She thought him a Jap.
Some Jap jumping in your foxhole at night? How do
soldiers get close enough for blade combat without getting hip
fired to shreds. I have no combat experience, so your
take on this would be very interesting, says I can

(18:39):
say his name. His name is Daniel, And it actually
is a really good question, and it's an understandable question
because it happens a lot. How many Metal of Motor
citations have we read that way? Bayonet fighting, fighting with bayonets,
hand to hand fighting, sword fighting, knife fighting. How in
the world can that ever happen in the air of guns?

(19:01):
Why aren't you shot dead? First? Let's discuss it nice?
Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. You

(19:23):
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
It's fascinating question. I'll read it again, Guy says hey
combat related question charging Germans with a bayonet. Whenever I
hear or read such stories of modern wars from World
War One onwards, I'm puzzled by the fact that close

(19:43):
combat happened at all. How do soldiers get close enough
for blade combat without getting hip fired to shreds? All right,
So there are a few different things at play here. First,
there's there's something about combat in certain areas that doesn't

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necessarily come across in the movies. It's how hard it
is to see sometimes even in an environment where you
would think to yourself, you should be able to see.
Let's call it the desert. Let's say it's barren, maybe
a rock here or rock there, but it's fairly barren.

(20:24):
It's clear, right, you should always be able to see.
It's clear, until bombs and bullets and everything else starts
going off, and soon you can't see. It's dusty, it's smoky,
it's this, it's that. So you can find yourself very
quickly on top of an enemy and you didn't see him.

(20:47):
He didn't see you in any kind of thickly wooded area,
most definitely the jungle. This happened all the time. You
can flat out stumble onto him, and it happened more
times than you can count. In jungle warfare situations Vietnam, Japan,
and so many others. You can just find yourself, Oh,

(21:10):
WHOA here you are. I told you before when we
did jungle warfare training in Thailand. We all commented on it.
When we spend our time in the jungle doing all
these different exercises and sleeping in the jungle, you can't see.
It's so thick. Everything is thick with the trees and
the fines and the bushes that you cannot see anything.

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If you separated in certain situations, if you separated ten
yards from your buddy, you might lose them. It's that thick.
You're having to hack your way through it with a machete. Well,
in situations like that, you can easily run into somebody.
And now it's a knife fight, it's a bayonet fight.

(21:53):
That's one two weapons themselves. Another thing that doesn't necessarily
come across in the movies is how long a magazine
actually lasts on full auto it's not long. It's not
long at all. Chris, would you do me a favorite,

(22:15):
because I actually forget, you know, the bar, the Browning
automatic rifle. Look up how many rounds a magazine took?
So in World War Two, for instance, the heavy machine gun.
I mean, I know it's called a light machine gun,
but it was the heavier weapon than the normal one,
heavier than a submachine gun known as a Thompson or

(22:37):
the one, the big heavy gun. It's the heavy one
that an infantry squad would carry. It was known as
the Browning automatic rifle. It's what it was. That's what
you're hearing right here. They carried it with them fully automatic.
Do you have any idea how fast that magazine would

(22:59):
be over? It's five seconds. Twenty to forty rounds, Chris,
just looked it up. Twenty to forty rounds. Twenty to
forty rounds. Do the math on this. At five hundred
rounds per minute, At five hundred rounds per minute, how
long does twenty to forty rounds last? Not vary? So

(23:20):
if you're in a combat situation, let's say let's say
you're even fifty yards apart, but you're moving towards him,
or he's moving towards you. Do you think you're just
gonna be barking with that thing the entire time. Nope.
What if you're both moving towards each other, you're closing fast.

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You could easily find your magazine empty and then not
have time to swap out magazines. It's not an instant affair.
So guess what. The k bar is coming out and
we're swapping blades. There's another aspect to it, not just
the magazine running out. We like to imagine again, movies

(24:05):
do this to us. We like to imagine that AMMO
is endless. It's endless for them, it's endless for me.
This goes to old westerns where the guy pulls out
a six shooter and somehow cooks off twenty rounds with
the thing. It goes to war movies. No matter what,
he always has another magazine to pull out and slam home.

(24:27):
You know how many magazines we carried. We carried one
in our weapon, obviously, and generally four to six out
of it. One in it, four to six depending on
your load out out of it. You know how fast
that goes. If I'm in combat, if I run out,

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we're shooting at each other and I run out. I
don't have a I don't have a ward, I don't
have an AMMO shop two feet behind me, Hey, can
someone give me another six? When they're when you're in
combat and you run out, you run out, and now
you're chucking grenades. You're pulling a sidearm if you have it,
and if you're close enough, you're pulling out a blade

(25:11):
or look a rock, an e tool. It's a shovel,
a small shovel. You're pulling out what you can. We
all in Iraq, we all had various knives. They let
us carry whatever knives we wanted from home. My folks
got me. My dad got me an awesome little sog
knife that was perfect. I had buddies that ba I mean,

(25:32):
their knives were so big. There were almost freaking swords.
Because it was just understood there may be a time
where you're doing it. Now, what Chris just brought up
urban warfare? How quickly can you run into somebody? What
if your weapon jams again? Magazine runs out, he runs
out of a room and slams into you if he's

(25:55):
touching me. Let's say my weapon is in sixteen, which
is the main weapon we care. That's long. If he
has run into me, if we're touching, if he's a
foot away and I try to deploy that weapon on him,
I'm probably not gonna make it. I have to honestly,
a knife might be a better option at that point
in time. If he's a foot away, if I can't separate,

(26:18):
What if he has a hold of me, I have
straps all over me. What if he has grabbed me
and he will have grabbed me and I can't separate.
These are just a few of the examples. It's not
as clean and neat as easy as people make it
out to be, and as far as the James Lindsey
Medal of Honor citation, and if you miss that, just
go download hour two of Monday's show iHeart Spotify iTunes.

(26:42):
You'll hear. You'll hear what he did. Guys who run
out of AMMO and they strap a bayonet to it
and start charging. There's the fear factor as well. You
know that people have gotten in gun fights inside elevators
and both guys have unloaded every round without hitting a

(27:02):
single shot. Did you know that when you're adrenaline is
pumping and you're scared and you're it's easy to simply
miss with everything. Now, picture some dude charging at you
with a bayonet. Human beings have a unique fear of
being stabbed. Way. It goes way deeper than being shot.

(27:23):
It goes way deeper than being blown up. I have
witnessed it. I've told you my fixed bayonet story multiple
times from Iraq. You you threaten someone with being stabbed.
I don't know exactly why. I can't. I don't know
the psychology of it, but it creates an elevated level
of fear in people that is palpable. It is palpable.

(27:47):
It is different. So imagine some big American. You're a
German machine gunner, maybe your weapons even jammed, and you
look up and I don't know how big James Lindsay was.
Let's say you see some six foot, dirty, wild eyed
American charging at you with the blades sticking out the
end of his rifle, getting ready to jam it into

(28:08):
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segment of the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. But

(29:36):
we shall return on Monday for Medal of Honor Monday,
and that'll be a good time. I hope to get
to my siege of Malta history show at some point
in time next week. I'm not promising that. I don't
know what the weekend brings. I have no idea what's
on the family schedule. Because I have a wife who
handles such things for me. I blindly wander through and

(29:58):
she lets me know what the next op is. Am
I gonna have time to get it done? I don't know.
Maybe ask Ob. I have no earth the idea. A
couple news items before I get back to the emails.
Trump said this on Fox Now.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
We're going to look into surus because I think it's
a reco case against him and other people. Because this
is more than like protests. This is real agitation. This
is riots on the street.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Wonderful to hear Sean Dovey. Sean Duffy is the Transportation secretary.
Really good dude. By the way, we have an uncomfortable
number of long haul truckers in this country who are
foreigners who can't speak English. It's killing people. It's killed
multiple people on the highway, these gigantic weapons cruising down

(30:43):
the road. Some foreigner from a culture where they don't
obey traffic laws, and he can't read our road signs.
It's a threat to the life of yourself, your family,
and everyone you love. Sean said this.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Today, we're issuing an emergency rule that fundamentally overhauls who
is eligible for a non domiciled CDL. Now, this is
not a proposal. This is a final rule, and it
is effective immediately. Non citizens will not be eligible for
a CDL unless they meet a much stricter set of rules. Second,

(31:19):
all states must immediately pause the issuance of non domiciled
CDLs until they can comply with.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Our new rules.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Nowhere in the country have we found a more egregious
licensing situation than in the state of California. Investigators found
that more than one in four non domiciled CDLs were
issued in direct violation of federal safety standards. Over twenty
five percent of these licenses they were issued illegally.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
California, Man, California killing people around the whole country. Remember
that semi killed that whole family in Florida. Where do
you get that license, California? Sean said this too.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
What our audit has already discovered should anger every single American.
Thousands of licenses that should never have been issued actually
were issued. States are issuing licenses that extend months and
even years behind a driver's lawful presence in the US.
This is a direct incentive to stay in our country illegally.

(32:28):
Our second finding was that the current federal regulations are
allowing dangerous, unqualified drivers on American roadways. This means that
even when the rules are being followed, dangerous individuals who
shouldn't be near a big rig are getting behind the
wheel and causing crashes on our roadways. Eligibility requirements are

(32:50):
deeply flawed and they're way too broad the system. It's failed,
and it's a national emergency.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
It most definitely is now. Before we get back to
the emails, one more thing, Monica Monique, I'm sorry Monique Warrel,
one of these Soros backed DA's in Florida. She refused
to prosecute a man who was touching himself in front

(33:19):
of children at a park in public. I'm going to
play something for you, just as a little reminder that
they're not soft on crime. Take that term, throw it
in the garbage disposal. Then take it out of the
garbage disposal once it's blended, and light it on fire
and watch it burn and never pull it out again.

(33:40):
They are not naive. They don't have misplaced compassion. These
people take these positions of power so they can ensure
criminals stay in society, hurting you, your daughter, your son,
your mom, your wife, your husband, and everyone else. You know. Okay,
they are pro crime.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
Are wrong, are not illegal. And I'm not standing before
you today telling you that what happened in that park
was wrong. But I am standing before you today telling
you that I trust the word of the attorney who
was assigned to this case when he said, although those
actions were wrong, he could not prove beyond a reasonable

(34:23):
doubt that they were illegal.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
They let these animals into your society on purpose, basic
part of every communist revolution.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
And now he's a headline. But you know, you know the.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Thing emails we didn't get to. Hey, beaver slayer, you
mentioned surviving back in the dinosaur days, but we all
know you couldn't do it. You couldn't even catch your mouse. Actually,
those mice are no longer there, no matter how that happened.
But let's say you did kill a trite Sarah Toops

(34:58):
with your hell cat.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
What ten?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm sure would you smoke a triceratops brisket two? Look
my brisket skills are unmatched on my pitmaster pellet smoker
two hundred. Everything's at two hundred. Why are you shaking
your head? Chris? What's wrong with two hundred?

Speaker 6 (35:16):
What?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
No, No, Chris said you should go for a one
sixty or a one eighty. I'll be honest. My pellet
smoker only goes down to two hundred. So that's the look.
That's the temperature I prefer is two hundred. Don't interrupt, Chris.
I'm the brisket master, okay, Jesse True, I'm truly mystified
as to why leftists dominate academia. Is there something about

(35:41):
them that gravitates to academia. Well, there's there's a bunch
of things at play here. Why are there so many
communists in academia? First, they sought out those positions on purpose,
on purpose because it gave them access to your children.
That's one, Oh, man, I got something caught in my throat. Two,

(36:04):
once they get there, they purge anybody who disagrees with
them and only hire more of them. Three. This is
not meant to be as insulting towards teachers as it's
going to sound like, because I know there are so
many wonderful teachers, and the good ones do deserve all
kinds of credit. There is a huge difference between having

(36:25):
the book knowledge to teach something versus having the real
world knowledge to actually do something. Some people possess both skills.
Many people do not. Communists never do. They can't make
it in the real world, so they find a way
to leach tax dollars off of you somehow, like the
blood sucking mooches they actually are. Now, put your phone down.

(36:49):
I'm gonna try to be better about that this weekend.
You go enjoy yourself, your family, and I will see
you again on Monday. All right, that's all.
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