January 15, 2025 • 36 mins
Marco Rubio had some great things to say at his confirmation hearing today. Jesse predicts Trump will acquire Greenland and become part of America. Banning of Red Dye #3. A bill is being constructed to spend billions behind the scene.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Wednesday. You gotta pay Marco Rubio a couple
of compliments here. I thought he did really well today.
Talk about this Greenland thing, the FDA banning red dye
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number three, just in time for RFK to come swooping in.
All that and so much more coming up this final
hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, I
want to begin with this, and it's long. Marco Rubio,
Senator from Florida. You know exactly who Rubio is. Rubio
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is not one of these guys I despise. He's also
not one I like a lot. Sometimes it just totally
depends on the issue. Sometimes he's really really good. Sometimes
I think he's out of his mind. And he's had
an interesting career. If you it depends on how long
you followed politics. Rubio when he first got there, he
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was just, I mean, he looked super young, especially for
a senator. He got there and he was thought of
as kind of the conservative upstart, the young hot shot.
If you're new to politics, this kind of won't it
doesn't make sense. But I'm telling you, if you followed
it long enough, when Rubio first got there, he was
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the rights baby. He was our darling big time, and
it looked like there was a lot of promise there.
I'm not saying he's been some horrible failure, but he really,
really really blew it unbelievably badly because he didn't realize
what illegal immigration is for the right wing. Rubio some
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time ago decided to throw in his lot with the
pro amnesty Republicans of the Senate and the pro amnesty Democrats,
which is all of them in the Senate, and they
were going to come up with a big bipartisan immigration bill.
I will always believe that Rubio got talked into this
by senators much more senior than he is. Well. Illegal
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immigration for many people on the right, because we're used
to being screwed by our own party on it, Illegal
immigration is oftentimes the bell weather issue for people. If
you take a hard line stance on illegal immigration, even
if the rest of your voting record is a disaster,
you will be thought of as right wing or sufficiently
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right wing, and you could have the most right wing
voting record in the world. The second you go week
on illegal immigration. You are tossed out as a Ryan
know worthless. But that's how we are, and I'm the
same way in a lot of ways. I'm very very
very much the same way. Tells me everything I did
to know well that really it hurt his career. And
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then he ran for president in that primary against Trump
and they were making fun of each other's manhood sides.
It was not the most it was not the most
presidential campaign ever, but Rubio's come all the way around,
did whatever he needed to do to get back in
Trump's good graces, and now he gets a stamp on
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the resume that is a rare one. Secretary of State, Rubio,
we had a lot to say today. I'm not gonna
play at all, but I am going to let this play
in its entirety. I may stop it, but I'm still
gonna play the whole thing. It's a couple of minutes long.
And I've had major problems with Rubio's foreign policy, but
he was really good here.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Out of the triumphalism of the end of the Cold
long Cold War emerged the bipartisan consensus, and this consensus
that we had reached the end of history, that all
of the nations of the world would now become members
of the democratic, Western led community, that a foreign policy
that served the national interest could now be replaced by
one that served the liberal world order, and that all
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mankind was now destined to abandon national sovereignty and national
identity and would instead become one human family and citizens
of the world. This wasn't just a fantasy, we now know,
it was a dangerous delusion. Here in America and in
many of the advanced economies across the world. An almost
religious commitment to free and unfettered trade at the expense
of our national economy trunk the middle class left the
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working class, and crisis collapsed our industrial capacity and has
pushed critical supply chains into the hands of adversaries and
of rivals. An irrational zeal for a maximum freedom of
movement of people has resulted in a historic mass migration
crisis here in America, but also around the world. It's
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one that threatens the stability of society and of governments.
Across the West, governments now censor and even prosecute domestic
political opponents. Meanwhile, radical jihadists openly march in the streets
and sadly drive vehicles into our people. While America far
too often continued to prioritize the global order above our
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core national interests, other nations continue to act the way
countries have always acted and always will and what they
perceive to be their best interest, And instead of folding
into the post Cold War global order, they have manipulated
it to serve their interests at the expense of hours.
The post war global order is not just obsolete, it
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is now a weapon being used against us. And all
this has led to a moment in which we must
now confront the single greatest risk of geopolitical instability and
of generational global crisis in the lifetime of anyone alive.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And in this room today, really good, and that's really
on point that post Cold War, the Western civilizations convinced
themselves that being a citizen of your country didn't really matter.
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After all, we're all going to kind of get along
and agree that we're never going to do another one
of these world war things, right, so we'll all just
be together, will all be one big global citizen. But
that's not how it works at all. And as he
rightly pointed out there, it has become a weapon that
is being used against us. And if you read between
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the lines with that two minutes, which I'm not going
to play at all again, obviously he's really, really, really
calling out China. China is the one, more than any
other country who has taken advantage of the new world order,
the global war order, whatever term you want to put
on it. I still in disbelief that Republicans and Democrats,
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because this has happened under both of them, with the
encouragement of both of them, presided over America's manufacturing base
being exported to our mortal enemy. We took our manufacturing base,
all that national security that comes with it, all those
jobs that come with it, all of it, and we
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sent the entire thing to China. I mentioned when we
were talking about hag Seth, and I mentioned the hollowing
out of the military before, and I mentioned the wargames. Wargames.
You know how our military will engage in wargames with
hypothetical matchups with other countries. What are we going to do?
What are they going to do? What are they going
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to do? When we do this? It's a wargame back
and forth. You try to figure out how you would fare.
And I mentioned got a bunch of emails of this
people terrified and rightfully so, that every single one we've
conducted with China we have lost. We do not win.
But how's that possible? China isn't They're not equal to
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us militarily, and it's not as if Chinese equipment is
superior to American equipment. After all, it's mostly made in China,
so it's crap. Why then, how is it possible that
in these wargames we keep losing to China, we run
out of missiles in a week. Again a talk we
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had after the La Fires when the fire hydrants were empty.
We're used to living in a country where the fire
hydrants always have water, surely in Los Angeles. And we
are used to living in a country here in the
United States of America. We're used to living in a
country off our World War II reputation where not only
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do we have endless supplies, our enemies in World War
II thought our supplies were without end. They marveled at
how much food, AMMO, medical supplies, tanks, bombs, planes, bullets,
we would just it was like we could just churn
it out without end. We're used to that, and we
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think in many ways we are still that we are not.
America's politicians, Democrats and Republicans set out on a mission
to get cheap labor into this country. We became a
corporatist country, not a free market country. A corporatist country
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where the corporations joined forces with the government for a
better bottom line for them, for more campaign contributions for them,
and for the ignoring of the American citizen. And for
decades they embarked on this journey. And now we find
oursells in the year twenty twenty five not able to
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win a hot war with Russia because we don't make
enough missiles.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Here.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
We are running out of stuff. And if God forbids
something major ever did happen, we are gonna run out
of stuff quickly. That has to change. There is a
monumental task in front of the Trump administration to begin
reversing all this. Anyway, let's move on. We'll talk about Greenland,
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the FDA, things like that. Let's talk about what we
leave behind. First, memories we leave behind. I'm the first
one to admit to you that I get annoyed sometimes
that ob wants to take pictures of everything, especially when
we're on vacation. No no, no, stand there. No, we
need a picture in front of this. Let's get a
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picture in front of that. Me and the boys. We
roll our eyes. Oh gosh, a picture. This a picture
that I would love to have those kind of pictures
on my phone of my father. I wished I had them,
But he grew up. He came up in a different era.
I came up in a different era where pictures aren't digital.
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They're not on your phone like our pictures now. There
are all hard copies, polaroids and things, home videos, they're VHS,
it's cam quarters type stuff. So how do we digitize
that now before they're gone? How do we do that?
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com slash Jesse We'll be back, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Vaccian.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, reminding you that no
matter what you want to do in your life, you
can accomplish it. Because Mazie Herona was a United States Senator,
and if she can do that, you can do anything.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
As part of my responsibility to ensure the fitness of
all nominees, I asked the following two initial questions. First,
since you became a legal adult, have you ever made
unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or
physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
No, Senator, have you ever faced.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Discipline or entered into a settlement relating to this kind
of conduct.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Senator, she's a United States senator. You can do anything.
The Danish PM, the Prime Minister told Trump that Greenland's
independence is up to them. You know everyone's making fun
of Trump for this Greenland thing. You watch, He's gonna
do it. I'm telling you right now, Greenland's going to
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become part of America. Now, I would lower your expectations
on visiting Greenland. Greenland doesn't look very nice. It looks
freezing and completely miserable unless there's some good fishing of
some kind up there. I can't imagine the food would
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be very good. I mean, the fishing is probably good,
but the food has to be awful, right, Chris. I mean,
there's no way those people, there's nobody have any spice
or anything like that. There can't be any Mexicans in Greenland.
It's just yeah, no, no, anyway. In preparation for our
FK junior coming in, the FDA went ahead and banned
red dye number three. Apparently it's artificial coloring. It's in
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all basically everything you eat, candies and sodas and things.
It's been linked to cancer. Now let me pause for
a moment. It's a synthetic dye. It's a man may die,
it's a chemical. In general, my philosophy on these things,
even though I know I'm a human garbage disposal, my
philosophy on these things in general is if it's natural,
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within moderation, within reason, it's probably good for you. You know, fat,
animal fat, like the fat on a steak. You know
that's good for you. Right, it's from nature, it's good
for you. And my belief is also that if it's
man made, if it's synthetic, if it's something they came
up with in a lab, it's probably bad for you.
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I have no doubt that all the crap in our
food is linked to all the cancer in the country,
and maybe red dye number three is part of that.
But I never know what to believe anymore. I never
know who to believe anymore. So I don't trust the FDA,
I don't trust science. I don't trust the medical institutions
of this country. This is all the consequence of what
you evil pieces of trash did over the past few years.
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I don't trust any of you. So I don't know
what to think about red dye number three. I'm assuming
it's awful for you. But what is very obvious is
how much the rats are scrambling from the ship now
that there's a brand new regime coming in. RFK Junior
hasn't even had his confirmation hearing yet, and red dye
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number three is already getting banned from the FDA. Granted,
it doesn't go into effect until the year twenty twenty seven,
so I guess we can just continue to ingest cancer
for another two years. Little things like that, But I
guess something's better than nothing. Dear Jesse, I have also
seen a ghost here we go. I was working in
a nursing home and one of the residents was taking
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her last few breaths. Gosh, that's dark. A few of
us were in the room at the time. I was
standing just inside the door with another nurse. All of
a sudden, in a movement or a movement caught, or
a movement in the hall caught our attention. We ran
out in the hall to see no one. It was
the middle of the night and we were on a
locked unit, so we knew it could not have been
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someone visiting. Whoever it could have been could not have
left the unit without us letting them out. I knew
all the residents in the building and did not recognize
this person. When the other nurse and I stopped looking around,
we started describing to each other what we saw at
the same time, and we saw the exact same thing.
An elderly, bald, white beard in a mustache, wearing all
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white except for a thin black tie. He even stared
right at us as he walked by. Sent chills up
my spine. Yeah, they found the Monopoly guy. What Chris,
That sounds like the Monopoly guy reaped out too, So
what if what if it was him? Because you know
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that was probably based off of a real life guy,
and what if he was a real jokester and every
time he passes you by, go do not pass go,
do not call that two hundred dollars and it did
something really annoying like that, Hey, Jesse, have Elon's doze
sell taxpayers on the opportunity to personally fire a federal employee.
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I actually love that's I actually love that idea. But
November Doze, I want I want waste cut out of
the government. You want waste cut out of the government.
Elon Musk wants to go in there and trim the fat,
just like he did when he bought Twitter and things
like that. Vivex talking about how we don't need this
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agency and we don't need that agency. It all sounds good.
I am on board. I am cheering for them. I
hope they get in there and slash and burn. But
DOEGE Department of Government Efficiency doesn't have any official power.
That remains in the hands of Congress. And you saw
how these embarrassing people conducted themselves today, So do with
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that what you will. Anyway, let's talk about ethics. Why
are people turning off the TV? Hang on Jesse Kelly.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, reminding
you to email the show love Hey, death threats, ask
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doctor Jesse questions for Friday. Email those into Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Yeah, I'll come back to what
I was saying at the very beginning of the show,
just to cover this again. Pam BONDI wants to be
AG going to be ag Attorney General, the most important
position for the future of this country, because they're the
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ones who decide what to do with all the criminal
referrals for all these government criminals we have. So with
an opportunit unity like that, John Cornyn of Texas was
most interested in praising five is it.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
I think there's a lot of misinformation with regard to
how Section seven zero two works. I happened to be
one of the members of the Senate Intelligence Committee. We
read that product on a regular basis, and it is
not used to spy on American people. I think what's
fundamentally missing is a lack of trust in the intelligence community,
including the FBI, which I'm hoping you and mister Ptel
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can restore.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Interesting that he would bring that up, and a Lindi
Graham did the exact same thing. Pam Bondi's there in
front of you. Could be asking about the FBI in
filtrating the Catholic Church. You could be asking about the
FBI's raid on mar Lago, the FBI hunting down and
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murdering some fat old man in Utah and then not
releasing the bodycam footage. You could ask about many many things.
What about the kidnapping slash assassination plot of Gretchen Whitmer,
which we now know the FBI plan funded and coordinated themselves.
You could be asking about all those things. But Li
Insagram's worried.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
About Senator I believe seven oh two is up in
twenty twenty six. Okay, I believe it's twenty twenty six,
and we will closely be looking at that. FIZ as
a very.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Agreed that the seven oh two provides important intel gathering
capability to protect our nation.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Extremely important.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, okay, not not the thing we all wanted to hear. Neither.
Is this from CIO bad News.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Two point nine percent that's the annual inflation rate. This
was hotter than expected. It's the third street month where
this number has gone up further away from that two
percent goal, and this is the highest since July. Also,
the monthly number was a little bit hotter than expecting.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
When we look at the trend, you can see that.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yes, there's been a lot of progress from the nightmare
of two and a half years ago, and yet some
of that progress has started to unwind and stall out
in the last few.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Months, unwind install out. We've never had any inflation relief,
We've never come close to getting back to what the
prices were a few years ago. And the federal government,
Democrats and Republicans are spending and printing as much money
as humanly possible. And that brings me to this conversation
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I had with chip Roy. Are you ready for this?
Here it is. Chip Roy informed me that there's currently
a GOP slash Democrat bi partisan effort that is ramping up,
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not down, to pass a massive appropriations bill with mass
spending increases. We're talking billions and trillions of dollars out
the door. They're all planning on coming together with your
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checkbook and once again funding every little government pet project
they can get their hands on. And that is the
reason you have inflation. That's why eggs now cost five
dollars for a freaking dozen of them. That's why Burger
costs what it does. That's why you can't do any
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home improvements for less than five thousand dollars. And the
federal government is about to make it even worse. The
House Freedom Caucus is trying to stop it, or in
the very least slow it down, but it is coming.
We'll see how that goes. Dear Oracle, I'm sure I'll
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be the first to tell you that I love the show.
I ditched a few others in favorite of your in
favor of your, I do wood turning in my spare time.
It would love to send you a handmade pen, as
you mentioned you lost your favorite. I can make it
as small as you want to fit your lady hands.
That's not very nice, you know, that's not right. I
was actually I thought this person was being nice, Chris,
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and instead he's being mean. I can't imagine what everybody's
gonna do with the freaking nosewhistles stuff. Anyway, Jesse, you
are absolutely correct about the Jalipino being the best all
around pepper. I'd expect nothing less and the menu whisper.
What do you think about Jalapino corn bread? Famous Dave's
has a box mixed that's pretty good. I recommend it.
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His name is Darren Jalipino. Anything is good, Anything is good.
I had. We got some popcorn. We'd like to try
to do family movie nights, although we do it less
and less anymore because of the kids. But we got
some bags of popcorn and we went looking for ways
to spruce up popcorn, because, let's be frank, popcorn is
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pretty lame unless you get good stuff on it. Now,
you pour butter on it, it's good, right, you put
parmesan on it, and it's good. Yeah, popcorn needs something.
What did you do?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Chris? What parmesan on popcorn? Oh, Chris, you haven't lived.
Let me explain something. You pop some popcorn. It's cheap, Chris,
you should like it. Popcorn is cheap. You pop some popcorn,
You take a bowl, cut maybe half a stick of
butter up, melt the butter down right, dump the butter,
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the melted butter into the popcorn. Obviously even you can
do this. Then you want to make sure you have
the good parmesan. The stuff that comes in the green can.
I think it's Kraft. Everyone knows that's the best. You
take some of that and you douse it. Don't be
shy about it. Just dump huge amounts of it inside
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the popcorn bag, seal it up, give it a real
good shake. You are gonna need some napkins for this buttery,
cheesey mess. Serve delicious. Now, maybe you're saying, ah, maybe
it's missing something. Okay, some hot sauce. You could even
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use Chipotle Tabasco. Stay with me, Chris, you can use
Chipotle Tabasco. You can use just a chilula. I've been
real hot on green pepper chilula. Have you ever had
green pepper chilula. It is fantastic with them. It's just
for breakfast. Today. I had these breakfast potatoes and I
had a couple over easy eggs, and there was sausage
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and bacon, and there was some onions. Took some of
that green pepper chilula. Fantastic anyway, hot sauce on it.
I don't know why you're thumbing your nose at all
this stuff. There's this store, what the heck is it
called Paparazzi. Paparazzi Pop Poparazzi. I'm about to give them
a plug here. I hope they're not a bunch of
dirty commis. There's this store in the Houston area, and
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I know there's more than one, so I'm assuming it's
a national chain. Popa Rozzi. They have more flavors of
popcorn than you can imagine, but their number one, like,
their best seller is hot Wings. Now they take half
the popcorn is flavored just like hot Wings with Buffalo
hot sauce. The other half is flavored like I believe
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it's ranch dressing. So you have ranch dressing popcorn, you
have buffalo wing popcorn. They mix it all up, so
it's all mixed in a big bag. You can turn
your nose up all you want, Chris, you hand these
things out at Bob's done it. At Christmas time, you
can hand out little mini bags. But of stuff like that,
people will call you begging for more. They'll be begging
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asking where they can get more of this stuff. I'm
not even a big popcorn guy. I have no idea
why I went off on a popcorn tangent there. I
don't know. It's probably better than listening to Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Senator I believe seven oh two is up in twenty six. Okay,
I believe it's twenty twenty six, and we will closely
be looking at that FIZ as a very important.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Agreed that the seven oh two provides important intel gathering
capability to protect our nation, extremely important.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Okay, Gosh, I can't stand Lindsay Graham. I bet you
know what, if he has a dog, he probably doesn't.
Probably more of a cat guy. But if he has
a dog, I guarantee his dog never gets nutrition. Maybe
some peanut butter, but I guarantee his dog never gets nutrition.
I guarantee he doesn't sprinkle rough Greens on his dog's food.
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Rough Greens is the nutritional supplement for your puppy. Yes,
they have mile Greens now for cats, for you cat lovers.
Doctor Dennis Black is a kinder man than I, and
he agreed to make a rough Greens blend for cats.
But that food it's brown because it's dead. There's no nutrition.
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And we wonder why our pets are always at the vet,
always have these health problems. Why is my dog I
have digestive problems? Why is his breast smell so bad?
Why is his cot getting so dull? They don't get nutrition.
Same thing happens to you when you don't get nutrition.
So sprinkle Roughgreens on your dog's food. They will live longer.
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Veterinarians are always emailing me, Oh my gosh, I give
this to my dogs. The stuff is amazing. Vitamins, minerals,
digestive enzymes, everything your dog needs to live happy and healthy.
And you don't have to change their food. Just sprinkle
it on the food free jumpstart trio bags at eight
three three three three my Dog, or go to Roughgreens
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dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back fighting for your
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Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
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So you should send us an email Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com or leave us a voicemail eight seven
seven three seven seven four three seven three. While we're
telling embarrassing stories about me, I forgot I have one.
I have to get off my chest. So you know
that I do TV as well as radio. When I
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stopped selling RVs about six years ago, decided to do
something really stupid and try to get a media career.
I ended up falling into a little bit of a
TV gig and a little bit of a radio gig
and ended up paying the bills. And I thought to myself,
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I just assumed one was going to fail at some point,
so I'll just keep doing TV and I'll keep doing radio,
and which everyone flames out, then I'll just focus on
the other one. Well, they both kept right, they kept going.
They kept going. So I still have a TV show.
It's on the first TV. It's right after this show
nine o'clock Eastern time. You go watch it on the
first TV. When you do TV, I need to stress
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this point because I know people will be mean when
you do TV. You have to have to shut up. Chris.
You have to wear makeup, all right, it's not kay, Chris.
You have to wear makeup. You have to wear makeup
and you do TV. Let me explain why your face
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gets shiny. When your face gets oily or sweaty, your
face shines. There's a reason why all the people you
watch on TV, their faces aren't shiny. They have to
have this powder stuff on there. So you have to
do that, and you have to because of the lighting,
the way it works. They make you put like some
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kind of thing I forget what they call it, some
kind of thing under your eyes. Now do other people
do other things? I'm sure I've told them. I'm only
in the bare minimum. I don't want to get makeup.
I've had to buy makeup twice for some reason. This
stuff last forever. You can't imagine what the cost is.
I should tell you. But I walk into JC Penny
and I walk up to the makeup counter and I
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tell the girl hand it's some makeup, and she's always
thinks of a haha, so funny. But get some makeup
so I have makeup on. Oh gosh, it's so embarrassing.
Every day at some point I have makeup on, okay,
So I like to get it off my face as
fast as possible. I don't use lotions and creams and things.
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I don't like putting things on myself. And when I
get things like makeup on my skin, I want it off.
So OB says, we get some makeup remover wipes. They're
just these, It's just a bag of wipes, they say,
makeup remover wipes. That's going to be important for the
purpose of our story here, and as soon as I'm
done with TV, the first thing I do is I
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run and I grab one and I wipe all that
crap off my face. It's not a lot, but it's
enough that it bothers me. Now pause on that for
a moment. We are getting some shelving done in our garage.
I'm not talking about basic shelving that you or I
could build, you know, just wood shelving with whatnot. A
few years ago we discovered this company. There's a bunch
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of them, so I'm sure you have one in your area.
They'll put one big shelf, or they'll split it up
into two above your garage door, meaning when the garage
door is open, that open space, they put a big
rack up there and you can put tubs and tubs
and stuff. Then you can't imagine how much extra storage
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space it gives you. And no one ever has enough
storage space. We're getting that done in our garage right now.
That's not something I'm even capable of doing, so don't
email me. I would just end up collapsing something. The
wood stuff I could handle. This is way beyond my
level of expertise. So we're getting this stuff done in
the garage. And for a couple of days, we've had
these dudes in the garage and they're drilling stuff and
(32:58):
hammering stuff and getting st I've done. I on the
way to work today, decide I want to give a
little inspection. I want to make sure they see that
I'm looking. So I go out there to check it out.
And there's three dudes in the garage and there are
construction dudes. That's how I grew up, rough tough construction dudes.
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One dude's got a big dip in the other one
had a beer that he had just had at lunch. Look,
that's kind of how it's on. Anyway, here's a rough,
tough construction dudes. And I'm looking around and I'm talking
to these guys. But I didn't realize that I had
bought a new pack of makeup remover wipes, and I
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didn't have the wipes in my pocket. I had them
sitting in my hand the whole time. So as I'm
out there in inspecting the construction work these guys are doing,
I'm standing there with makeup remover wipes in Miami. It
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was it was not a high moment for me, I'll
tell you that.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
And now here's a headline by oh, you know, you
know the.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Thing headlines we didn't get to. Majority of Americans do
not trust TV reporters honesty and ethics, just thirteen percent do. Obviously,
that's bad for a country. At the same time, it's
good for a country, meaning you want a media that
you trust, that you can believe in at least a
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little bit. But since we don't have that, next the
next best thing is the majority of people realizing we
can't trust the media, and since that's the system we
clearly have in the country, we will take it. Representative
Roy reintroduces a bill to prevent members of Congress from
trading stocks. It is wild to me that these bills
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continue to fail and the American people continue to not care.
There's a list of them, Democrats and Republicans who insider
trade stocks. They very clearly are insider trading stocks. It's
not like they're beating the market by just a percentage
point or two. There are a congressmen who are crushing
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the most elite brokers on the planet. They're cheating. They're
cheating with their inside knowledge. You don't get to and
they do. How is this not a number one issue?
For everybody. Ana Pauline A Luna unveils a bill or
unveils unveils I guess unveils a bill to take pedophiles
off the streets permanently with the death penalty. Oh Man
(35:36):
has in Hollywood been through enough. Trans Ghosts and non
binary magical realism feature in the University a Louisville lecture,
I Gotta be honest. College sounds way more fun today
than it did when I flunked out. It was all
like math and other things like that. You're never gonna use.
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Rubio says China cheated its way to power and rejects
the liberal world order. Of course, China did cheat its
way to power. The question is now, what are we
gonna do about it? I know what I'm gonna do.
I'm going home, but then we'll do it again tomorrow. Right,
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Wednesday. You gotta pay Marco Rubio a couple
of compliments here. I thought he did really well today.
Talk about this Greenland thing, the FDA banning red dye
(00:32):
number three, just in time for RFK to come swooping in.
All that and so much more coming up this final
hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, I
want to begin with this, and it's long. Marco Rubio,
Senator from Florida. You know exactly who Rubio is. Rubio
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is not one of these guys I despise. He's also
not one I like a lot. Sometimes it just totally
depends on the issue. Sometimes he's really really good. Sometimes
I think he's out of his mind. And he's had
an interesting career. If you it depends on how long
you followed politics. Rubio when he first got there, he
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was just, I mean, he looked super young, especially for
a senator. He got there and he was thought of
as kind of the conservative upstart, the young hot shot.
If you're new to politics, this kind of won't it
doesn't make sense. But I'm telling you, if you followed
it long enough, when Rubio first got there, he was
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the rights baby. He was our darling big time, and
it looked like there was a lot of promise there.
I'm not saying he's been some horrible failure, but he really,
really really blew it unbelievably badly because he didn't realize
what illegal immigration is for the right wing. Rubio some
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time ago decided to throw in his lot with the
pro amnesty Republicans of the Senate and the pro amnesty Democrats,
which is all of them in the Senate, and they
were going to come up with a big bipartisan immigration bill.
I will always believe that Rubio got talked into this
by senators much more senior than he is. Well. Illegal
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immigration for many people on the right, because we're used
to being screwed by our own party on it, Illegal
immigration is oftentimes the bell weather issue for people. If
you take a hard line stance on illegal immigration, even
if the rest of your voting record is a disaster,
you will be thought of as right wing or sufficiently
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right wing, and you could have the most right wing
voting record in the world. The second you go week
on illegal immigration. You are tossed out as a Ryan
know worthless. But that's how we are, and I'm the
same way in a lot of ways. I'm very very
very much the same way. Tells me everything I did
to know well that really it hurt his career. And
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then he ran for president in that primary against Trump
and they were making fun of each other's manhood sides.
It was not the most it was not the most
presidential campaign ever, but Rubio's come all the way around,
did whatever he needed to do to get back in
Trump's good graces, and now he gets a stamp on
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the resume that is a rare one. Secretary of State, Rubio,
we had a lot to say today. I'm not gonna
play at all, but I am going to let this play
in its entirety. I may stop it, but I'm still
gonna play the whole thing. It's a couple of minutes long.
And I've had major problems with Rubio's foreign policy, but
he was really good here.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Out of the triumphalism of the end of the Cold
long Cold War emerged the bipartisan consensus, and this consensus
that we had reached the end of history, that all
of the nations of the world would now become members
of the democratic, Western led community, that a foreign policy
that served the national interest could now be replaced by
one that served the liberal world order, and that all
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mankind was now destined to abandon national sovereignty and national
identity and would instead become one human family and citizens
of the world. This wasn't just a fantasy, we now know,
it was a dangerous delusion. Here in America and in
many of the advanced economies across the world. An almost
religious commitment to free and unfettered trade at the expense
of our national economy trunk the middle class left the
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working class, and crisis collapsed our industrial capacity and has
pushed critical supply chains into the hands of adversaries and
of rivals. An irrational zeal for a maximum freedom of
movement of people has resulted in a historic mass migration
crisis here in America, but also around the world. It's
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one that threatens the stability of society and of governments.
Across the West, governments now censor and even prosecute domestic
political opponents. Meanwhile, radical jihadists openly march in the streets
and sadly drive vehicles into our people. While America far
too often continued to prioritize the global order above our
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core national interests, other nations continue to act the way
countries have always acted and always will and what they
perceive to be their best interest, And instead of folding
into the post Cold War global order, they have manipulated
it to serve their interests at the expense of hours.
The post war global order is not just obsolete, it
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is now a weapon being used against us. And all
this has led to a moment in which we must
now confront the single greatest risk of geopolitical instability and
of generational global crisis in the lifetime of anyone alive.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And in this room today, really good, and that's really
on point that post Cold War, the Western civilizations convinced
themselves that being a citizen of your country didn't really matter.
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After all, we're all going to kind of get along
and agree that we're never going to do another one
of these world war things, right, so we'll all just
be together, will all be one big global citizen. But
that's not how it works at all. And as he
rightly pointed out there, it has become a weapon that
is being used against us. And if you read between
(06:38):
the lines with that two minutes, which I'm not going
to play at all again, obviously he's really, really, really
calling out China. China is the one, more than any
other country who has taken advantage of the new world order,
the global war order, whatever term you want to put
on it. I still in disbelief that Republicans and Democrats,
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because this has happened under both of them, with the
encouragement of both of them, presided over America's manufacturing base
being exported to our mortal enemy. We took our manufacturing base,
all that national security that comes with it, all those
jobs that come with it, all of it, and we
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sent the entire thing to China. I mentioned when we
were talking about hag Seth, and I mentioned the hollowing
out of the military before, and I mentioned the wargames. Wargames.
You know how our military will engage in wargames with
hypothetical matchups with other countries. What are we going to do?
What are they going to do? What are they going
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to do? When we do this? It's a wargame back
and forth. You try to figure out how you would fare.
And I mentioned got a bunch of emails of this
people terrified and rightfully so, that every single one we've
conducted with China we have lost. We do not win.
But how's that possible? China isn't They're not equal to
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us militarily, and it's not as if Chinese equipment is
superior to American equipment. After all, it's mostly made in China,
so it's crap. Why then, how is it possible that
in these wargames we keep losing to China, we run
out of missiles in a week. Again a talk we
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had after the La Fires when the fire hydrants were empty.
We're used to living in a country where the fire
hydrants always have water, surely in Los Angeles. And we
are used to living in a country here in the
United States of America. We're used to living in a
country off our World War II reputation where not only
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do we have endless supplies, our enemies in World War
II thought our supplies were without end. They marveled at
how much food, AMMO, medical supplies, tanks, bombs, planes, bullets,
we would just it was like we could just churn
it out without end. We're used to that, and we
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think in many ways we are still that we are not.
America's politicians, Democrats and Republicans set out on a mission
to get cheap labor into this country. We became a
corporatist country, not a free market country. A corporatist country
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where the corporations joined forces with the government for a
better bottom line for them, for more campaign contributions for them,
and for the ignoring of the American citizen. And for
decades they embarked on this journey. And now we find
oursells in the year twenty twenty five not able to
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win a hot war with Russia because we don't make
enough missiles.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Here.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
We are running out of stuff. And if God forbids
something major ever did happen, we are gonna run out
of stuff quickly. That has to change. There is a
monumental task in front of the Trump administration to begin
reversing all this. Anyway, let's move on. We'll talk about Greenland,
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the FDA, things like that. Let's talk about what we
leave behind. First, memories we leave behind. I'm the first
one to admit to you that I get annoyed sometimes
that ob wants to take pictures of everything, especially when
we're on vacation. No no, no, stand there. No, we
need a picture in front of this. Let's get a
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picture in front of that. Me and the boys. We
roll our eyes. Oh gosh, a picture. This a picture
that I would love to have those kind of pictures
on my phone of my father. I wished I had them,
But he grew up. He came up in a different era.
I came up in a different era where pictures aren't digital.
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They're not on your phone like our pictures now. There
are all hard copies, polaroids and things, home videos, they're VHS,
it's cam quarters type stuff. So how do we digitize
that now before they're gone? How do we do that?
Legacy Boxes who does that for us? Legacy Box. They
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com slash Jesse We'll be back, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Vaccian.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, reminding you that no
matter what you want to do in your life, you
can accomplish it. Because Mazie Herona was a United States Senator,
and if she can do that, you can do anything.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
As part of my responsibility to ensure the fitness of
all nominees, I asked the following two initial questions. First,
since you became a legal adult, have you ever made
unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or
physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
No, Senator, have you ever faced.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Discipline or entered into a settlement relating to this kind
of conduct.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Senator, she's a United States senator. You can do anything.
The Danish PM, the Prime Minister told Trump that Greenland's
independence is up to them. You know everyone's making fun
of Trump for this Greenland thing. You watch, He's gonna
do it. I'm telling you right now, Greenland's going to
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become part of America. Now, I would lower your expectations
on visiting Greenland. Greenland doesn't look very nice. It looks
freezing and completely miserable unless there's some good fishing of
some kind up there. I can't imagine the food would
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be very good. I mean, the fishing is probably good,
but the food has to be awful, right, Chris. I mean,
there's no way those people, there's nobody have any spice
or anything like that. There can't be any Mexicans in Greenland.
It's just yeah, no, no, anyway. In preparation for our
FK junior coming in, the FDA went ahead and banned
red dye number three. Apparently it's artificial coloring. It's in
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all basically everything you eat, candies and sodas and things.
It's been linked to cancer. Now let me pause for
a moment. It's a synthetic dye. It's a man may die,
it's a chemical. In general, my philosophy on these things,
even though I know I'm a human garbage disposal, my
philosophy on these things in general is if it's natural,
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within moderation, within reason, it's probably good for you. You know, fat,
animal fat, like the fat on a steak. You know
that's good for you. Right, it's from nature, it's good
for you. And my belief is also that if it's
man made, if it's synthetic, if it's something they came
up with in a lab, it's probably bad for you.
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I have no doubt that all the crap in our
food is linked to all the cancer in the country,
and maybe red dye number three is part of that.
But I never know what to believe anymore. I never
know who to believe anymore. So I don't trust the FDA,
I don't trust science. I don't trust the medical institutions
of this country. This is all the consequence of what
you evil pieces of trash did over the past few years.
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I don't trust any of you. So I don't know
what to think about red dye number three. I'm assuming
it's awful for you. But what is very obvious is
how much the rats are scrambling from the ship now
that there's a brand new regime coming in. RFK Junior
hasn't even had his confirmation hearing yet, and red dye
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number three is already getting banned from the FDA. Granted,
it doesn't go into effect until the year twenty twenty seven,
so I guess we can just continue to ingest cancer
for another two years. Little things like that, But I
guess something's better than nothing. Dear Jesse, I have also
seen a ghost here we go. I was working in
a nursing home and one of the residents was taking
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her last few breaths. Gosh, that's dark. A few of
us were in the room at the time. I was
standing just inside the door with another nurse. All of
a sudden, in a movement or a movement caught, or
a movement in the hall caught our attention. We ran
out in the hall to see no one. It was
the middle of the night and we were on a
locked unit, so we knew it could not have been
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someone visiting. Whoever it could have been could not have
left the unit without us letting them out. I knew
all the residents in the building and did not recognize
this person. When the other nurse and I stopped looking around,
we started describing to each other what we saw at
the same time, and we saw the exact same thing.
An elderly, bald, white beard in a mustache, wearing all
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white except for a thin black tie. He even stared
right at us as he walked by. Sent chills up
my spine. Yeah, they found the Monopoly guy. What Chris,
That sounds like the Monopoly guy reaped out too, So
what if what if it was him? Because you know
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that was probably based off of a real life guy,
and what if he was a real jokester and every
time he passes you by, go do not pass go,
do not call that two hundred dollars and it did
something really annoying like that, Hey, Jesse, have Elon's doze
sell taxpayers on the opportunity to personally fire a federal employee.
(17:26):
I actually love that's I actually love that idea. But
November Doze, I want I want waste cut out of
the government. You want waste cut out of the government.
Elon Musk wants to go in there and trim the fat,
just like he did when he bought Twitter and things
like that. Vivex talking about how we don't need this
(17:48):
agency and we don't need that agency. It all sounds good.
I am on board. I am cheering for them. I
hope they get in there and slash and burn. But
DOEGE Department of Government Efficiency doesn't have any official power.
That remains in the hands of Congress. And you saw
how these embarrassing people conducted themselves today, So do with
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that what you will. Anyway, let's talk about ethics. Why
are people turning off the TV? Hang on Jesse Kelly.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, reminding
you to email the show love Hey, death threats, ask
(18:31):
doctor Jesse questions for Friday. Email those into Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Yeah, I'll come back to what
I was saying at the very beginning of the show,
just to cover this again. Pam BONDI wants to be
AG going to be ag Attorney General, the most important
position for the future of this country, because they're the
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ones who decide what to do with all the criminal
referrals for all these government criminals we have. So with
an opportunit unity like that, John Cornyn of Texas was
most interested in praising five is it.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
I think there's a lot of misinformation with regard to
how Section seven zero two works. I happened to be
one of the members of the Senate Intelligence Committee. We
read that product on a regular basis, and it is
not used to spy on American people. I think what's
fundamentally missing is a lack of trust in the intelligence community,
including the FBI, which I'm hoping you and mister Ptel
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can restore.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Interesting that he would bring that up, and a Lindi
Graham did the exact same thing. Pam Bondi's there in
front of you. Could be asking about the FBI in
filtrating the Catholic Church. You could be asking about the
FBI's raid on mar Lago, the FBI hunting down and
(19:52):
murdering some fat old man in Utah and then not
releasing the bodycam footage. You could ask about many many things.
What about the kidnapping slash assassination plot of Gretchen Whitmer,
which we now know the FBI plan funded and coordinated themselves.
You could be asking about all those things. But Li
Insagram's worried.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
About Senator I believe seven oh two is up in
twenty twenty six. Okay, I believe it's twenty twenty six,
and we will closely be looking at that. FIZ as
a very.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Agreed that the seven oh two provides important intel gathering
capability to protect our nation.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Extremely important.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, okay, not not the thing we all wanted to hear. Neither.
Is this from CIO bad News.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Two point nine percent that's the annual inflation rate. This
was hotter than expected. It's the third street month where
this number has gone up further away from that two
percent goal, and this is the highest since July. Also,
the monthly number was a little bit hotter than expecting.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
When we look at the trend, you can see that.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yes, there's been a lot of progress from the nightmare
of two and a half years ago, and yet some
of that progress has started to unwind and stall out
in the last few.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Months, unwind install out. We've never had any inflation relief,
We've never come close to getting back to what the
prices were a few years ago. And the federal government,
Democrats and Republicans are spending and printing as much money
as humanly possible. And that brings me to this conversation
(21:32):
I had with chip Roy. Are you ready for this?
Here it is. Chip Roy informed me that there's currently
a GOP slash Democrat bi partisan effort that is ramping up,
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not down, to pass a massive appropriations bill with mass
spending increases. We're talking billions and trillions of dollars out
the door. They're all planning on coming together with your
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checkbook and once again funding every little government pet project
they can get their hands on. And that is the
reason you have inflation. That's why eggs now cost five
dollars for a freaking dozen of them. That's why Burger
costs what it does. That's why you can't do any
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home improvements for less than five thousand dollars. And the
federal government is about to make it even worse. The
House Freedom Caucus is trying to stop it, or in
the very least slow it down, but it is coming.
We'll see how that goes. Dear Oracle, I'm sure I'll
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be the first to tell you that I love the show.
I ditched a few others in favorite of your in
favor of your, I do wood turning in my spare time.
It would love to send you a handmade pen, as
you mentioned you lost your favorite. I can make it
as small as you want to fit your lady hands.
That's not very nice, you know, that's not right. I
was actually I thought this person was being nice, Chris,
(23:18):
and instead he's being mean. I can't imagine what everybody's
gonna do with the freaking nosewhistles stuff. Anyway, Jesse, you
are absolutely correct about the Jalipino being the best all
around pepper. I'd expect nothing less and the menu whisper.
What do you think about Jalapino corn bread? Famous Dave's
has a box mixed that's pretty good. I recommend it.
(23:40):
His name is Darren Jalipino. Anything is good, Anything is good.
I had. We got some popcorn. We'd like to try
to do family movie nights, although we do it less
and less anymore because of the kids. But we got
some bags of popcorn and we went looking for ways
to spruce up popcorn, because, let's be frank, popcorn is
(24:01):
pretty lame unless you get good stuff on it. Now,
you pour butter on it, it's good, right, you put
parmesan on it, and it's good. Yeah, popcorn needs something.
What did you do?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Chris? What parmesan on popcorn? Oh, Chris, you haven't lived.
Let me explain something. You pop some popcorn. It's cheap, Chris,
you should like it. Popcorn is cheap. You pop some popcorn,
You take a bowl, cut maybe half a stick of
butter up, melt the butter down right, dump the butter,
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the melted butter into the popcorn. Obviously even you can
do this. Then you want to make sure you have
the good parmesan. The stuff that comes in the green can.
I think it's Kraft. Everyone knows that's the best. You
take some of that and you douse it. Don't be
shy about it. Just dump huge amounts of it inside
(24:57):
the popcorn bag, seal it up, give it a real
good shake. You are gonna need some napkins for this buttery,
cheesey mess. Serve delicious. Now, maybe you're saying, ah, maybe
it's missing something. Okay, some hot sauce. You could even
(25:17):
use Chipotle Tabasco. Stay with me, Chris, you can use
Chipotle Tabasco. You can use just a chilula. I've been
real hot on green pepper chilula. Have you ever had
green pepper chilula. It is fantastic with them. It's just
for breakfast. Today. I had these breakfast potatoes and I
had a couple over easy eggs, and there was sausage
(25:40):
and bacon, and there was some onions. Took some of
that green pepper chilula. Fantastic anyway, hot sauce on it.
I don't know why you're thumbing your nose at all
this stuff. There's this store, what the heck is it
called Paparazzi. Paparazzi Pop Poparazzi. I'm about to give them
a plug here. I hope they're not a bunch of
dirty commis. There's this store in the Houston area, and
(26:01):
I know there's more than one, so I'm assuming it's
a national chain. Popa Rozzi. They have more flavors of
popcorn than you can imagine, but their number one, like,
their best seller is hot Wings. Now they take half
the popcorn is flavored just like hot Wings with Buffalo
hot sauce. The other half is flavored like I believe
(26:23):
it's ranch dressing. So you have ranch dressing popcorn, you
have buffalo wing popcorn. They mix it all up, so
it's all mixed in a big bag. You can turn
your nose up all you want, Chris, you hand these
things out at Bob's done it. At Christmas time, you
can hand out little mini bags. But of stuff like that,
people will call you begging for more. They'll be begging
(26:47):
asking where they can get more of this stuff. I'm
not even a big popcorn guy. I have no idea
why I went off on a popcorn tangent there. I
don't know. It's probably better than listening to Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Senator I believe seven oh two is up in twenty six. Okay,
I believe it's twenty twenty six, and we will closely
be looking at that FIZ as a very important.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Agreed that the seven oh two provides important intel gathering
capability to protect our nation, extremely important.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Okay, Gosh, I can't stand Lindsay Graham. I bet you
know what, if he has a dog, he probably doesn't.
Probably more of a cat guy. But if he has
a dog, I guarantee his dog never gets nutrition. Maybe
some peanut butter, but I guarantee his dog never gets nutrition.
I guarantee he doesn't sprinkle rough Greens on his dog's food.
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Rough Greens is the nutritional supplement for your puppy. Yes,
they have mile Greens now for cats, for you cat lovers.
Doctor Dennis Black is a kinder man than I, and
he agreed to make a rough Greens blend for cats.
But that food it's brown because it's dead. There's no nutrition.
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And we wonder why our pets are always at the vet,
always have these health problems. Why is my dog I
have digestive problems? Why is his breast smell so bad?
Why is his cot getting so dull? They don't get nutrition.
Same thing happens to you when you don't get nutrition.
So sprinkle Roughgreens on your dog's food. They will live longer.
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Veterinarians are always emailing me, Oh my gosh, I give
this to my dogs. The stuff is amazing. Vitamins, minerals,
digestive enzymes, everything your dog needs to live happy and healthy.
And you don't have to change their food. Just sprinkle
it on the food free jumpstart trio bags at eight
three three three three my Dog, or go to Roughgreens
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dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back fighting for your
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Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
on a Wednesday, a hump day, and we'll be back tomorrow.
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So you should send us an email Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com or leave us a voicemail eight seven
seven three seven seven four three seven three. While we're
telling embarrassing stories about me, I forgot I have one.
I have to get off my chest. So you know
that I do TV as well as radio. When I
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stopped selling RVs about six years ago, decided to do
something really stupid and try to get a media career.
I ended up falling into a little bit of a
TV gig and a little bit of a radio gig
and ended up paying the bills. And I thought to myself,
(29:47):
I just assumed one was going to fail at some point,
so I'll just keep doing TV and I'll keep doing radio,
and which everyone flames out, then I'll just focus on
the other one. Well, they both kept right, they kept going.
They kept going. So I still have a TV show.
It's on the first TV. It's right after this show
nine o'clock Eastern time. You go watch it on the
first TV. When you do TV, I need to stress
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this point because I know people will be mean when
you do TV. You have to have to shut up. Chris.
You have to wear makeup, all right, it's not kay, Chris.
You have to wear makeup. You have to wear makeup
and you do TV. Let me explain why your face
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gets shiny. When your face gets oily or sweaty, your
face shines. There's a reason why all the people you
watch on TV, their faces aren't shiny. They have to
have this powder stuff on there. So you have to
do that, and you have to because of the lighting,
the way it works. They make you put like some
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kind of thing I forget what they call it, some
kind of thing under your eyes. Now do other people
do other things? I'm sure I've told them. I'm only
in the bare minimum. I don't want to get makeup.
I've had to buy makeup twice for some reason. This
stuff last forever. You can't imagine what the cost is.
I should tell you. But I walk into JC Penny
and I walk up to the makeup counter and I
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tell the girl hand it's some makeup, and she's always
thinks of a haha, so funny. But get some makeup
so I have makeup on. Oh gosh, it's so embarrassing.
Every day at some point I have makeup on, okay,
So I like to get it off my face as
fast as possible. I don't use lotions and creams and things.
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I don't like putting things on myself. And when I
get things like makeup on my skin, I want it off.
So OB says, we get some makeup remover wipes. They're
just these, It's just a bag of wipes, they say,
makeup remover wipes. That's going to be important for the
purpose of our story here, and as soon as I'm
done with TV, the first thing I do is I
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run and I grab one and I wipe all that
crap off my face. It's not a lot, but it's
enough that it bothers me. Now pause on that for
a moment. We are getting some shelving done in our garage.
I'm not talking about basic shelving that you or I
could build, you know, just wood shelving with whatnot. A
few years ago we discovered this company. There's a bunch
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of them, so I'm sure you have one in your area.
They'll put one big shelf, or they'll split it up
into two above your garage door, meaning when the garage
door is open, that open space, they put a big
rack up there and you can put tubs and tubs
and stuff. Then you can't imagine how much extra storage
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space it gives you. And no one ever has enough
storage space. We're getting that done in our garage right now.
That's not something I'm even capable of doing, so don't
email me. I would just end up collapsing something. The
wood stuff I could handle. This is way beyond my
level of expertise. So we're getting this stuff done in
the garage. And for a couple of days, we've had
these dudes in the garage and they're drilling stuff and
(32:58):
hammering stuff and getting st I've done. I on the
way to work today, decide I want to give a
little inspection. I want to make sure they see that
I'm looking. So I go out there to check it out.
And there's three dudes in the garage and there are
construction dudes. That's how I grew up, rough tough construction dudes.
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One dude's got a big dip in the other one
had a beer that he had just had at lunch. Look,
that's kind of how it's on. Anyway, here's a rough,
tough construction dudes. And I'm looking around and I'm talking
to these guys. But I didn't realize that I had
bought a new pack of makeup remover wipes, and I
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didn't have the wipes in my pocket. I had them
sitting in my hand the whole time. So as I'm
out there in inspecting the construction work these guys are doing,
I'm standing there with makeup remover wipes in Miami. It
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was it was not a high moment for me, I'll
tell you that.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
And now here's a headline by oh, you know, you
know the.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Thing headlines we didn't get to. Majority of Americans do
not trust TV reporters honesty and ethics, just thirteen percent do. Obviously,
that's bad for a country. At the same time, it's
good for a country, meaning you want a media that
you trust, that you can believe in at least a
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little bit. But since we don't have that, next the
next best thing is the majority of people realizing we
can't trust the media, and since that's the system we
clearly have in the country, we will take it. Representative
Roy reintroduces a bill to prevent members of Congress from
trading stocks. It is wild to me that these bills
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continue to fail and the American people continue to not care.
There's a list of them, Democrats and Republicans who insider
trade stocks. They very clearly are insider trading stocks. It's
not like they're beating the market by just a percentage
point or two. There are a congressmen who are crushing
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the most elite brokers on the planet. They're cheating. They're
cheating with their inside knowledge. You don't get to and
they do. How is this not a number one issue?
For everybody. Ana Pauline A Luna unveils a bill or
unveils unveils I guess unveils a bill to take pedophiles
off the streets permanently with the death penalty. Oh Man
(35:36):
has in Hollywood been through enough. Trans Ghosts and non
binary magical realism feature in the University a Louisville lecture,
I Gotta be honest. College sounds way more fun today
than it did when I flunked out. It was all
like math and other things like that. You're never gonna use.
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Rubio says China cheated its way to power and rejects
the liberal world order. Of course, China did cheat its
way to power. The question is now, what are we
gonna do about it? I know what I'm gonna do.
I'm going home, but then we'll do it again tomorrow. Right,
That's all
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