November 17, 2023 • 38 mins
Jesse retells probably one of the most ridiculous, most asked for story from his time selling RV's. Jesse's new gun build. Heading an anti-communist branch of government. Diving head first into a parking lot. Being arrested by the Cheka. 1LT Loren "Festus" Hagan's brother. Secret Chi-com police stations in America.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is The Jesse
Kelly's Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. On
an ask Doctor Jesse Friday, let's check in real quick
with the President. States also ratified the Bengali Amendment, which
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will drastically produce I can't anyway, Let's get on. We
have so much we have to get to. First, I
have to answer this question. I brought up that I'm
having a gun made built for me right now. I
said it was going to be an ar ten. I lied, well,
I didn't like because it was going to be an
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ar ten. That's not really what it's going to be. Now.
I am hesitant to tell you what it's going to be.
For well, for a couple of reasons. One, here's the truth.
Gun people, gun people of which I am one. I'm
pointing fingers at me, all right, I'm pointing fingers my
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way and maybe your way as well. Gun people can
be some of the most obnoxious people out there. Do
you know why. Here's why. Now, don't wrong, You've always
been wonderful to me. I'm not not complaining about you.
But here's why I could come on here tonight and say,
uh my Springfield hell Cat my Springfield's that's my concealed
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carry weapon. Now you know, I used to carry a
Block nineteen. Now I carry a Springfield hell Cat Pro.
I could come on here right now, and I'm not
saying this, but I could say the Springfield hell Cat
Pro is the best concealed carry weapon there is, and
I would have a thousand emails explain to me why
I'm stupid and that's wrong and not no this did
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this or the nineteen eleven won this, no matter what.
Because there are so many Americans who are passionate about guns,
and admittedly know a lot about guns, they will argue
with you no matter what you're getting done, because they care.
Now that's one reason. Another reason is this that I'm
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hesitant tell you to tell you what I'm making, but
I'll tell you anyway. I've never spent I've never spent
serious money on a gun before. I have a hard
time spending money, as you know. No, I'm not Jewish producer, Chris,
but you know I don't like to spend money. It's
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just not how I was raised. Money doesn't grow on trees, inflation,
things like that. Saving up for retirement, just like you
are I have grown more and more alarmed at the
state of our country right now. They were like I,
like I mentioned, I think it was last night. There
was just a freaking shootout on the highway right beside
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me the other day. It's horrible, and I've I've decided
I needed a more serious piece of hardware, one that
I was going to spend real money on. So I
have talked to a few people, and this is what
I'm having built. It is kind of a combination of
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a six point five creed More and a standard five
five six gun. Now I'm not going to go in
any more detail because right now non gun people don't
even know what I'm talking about. I have a heavier caliber,
not the heaviest by a long shot, but a heavier
caliber that shoots a long way. The ammo's pretty expensive
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and rare. And then I have a smaller caliber. AMMO
is much more available. You're not going to have the
range or knockdown power. What, Chris, what's the barrel length?
I agonized over this. I agonized over this a lot,
because you can go a bunch of different ways with this.
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You can really go you can really shorten it up
something like a fourteen inch er. You can get a
twenty two, you can get everything in between. I am
going to run a can on mine, a suppressor, a silencer.
You would know it as a silencer. I'm going to
run a silencer on mine. It adds It's not necessarily
for my ears. They're still really loud, although though it
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does help with that. It's more, it adds more length,
and it adds more range to it. Remember, the longer the barrel,
in general, the longer the barrel, the further the round
goes further and straighter. So I'm going eighteen That's what
I'm going. Look, it'll reach out and touch you the
six point five well over one thousand meters, which is
probably more than I need because my days of shooting,
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I mean, I've never I was about to say my
days of shooting at that kind of distance, I've never
shot that kind of distance. In the Marines, I could
shoot open site, I could kill you five hundred meters.
We had to qualify on that five hundred meters open site,
and that's good shoot and open site with an optic
on there. I would say my longest shot I've ever
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shot would probably be a deer and that's probably five
or six hundred, maybe an antelope that's out there. I'm
not some sniper or some There's a million people listening
right now who are way better with weapons than I am.
So thousand is probably more than I need. But that's
what the six point five is for. I'm getting another
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upper receiver made five five six. So there, that's what
I'm having done. I am a little bit sick to
my stomach about it. Chris and I were talking about
this yesterday because I've never spent serious money on a gun,
and these costs. I'm finding them to be a little
bit Chris is cringing right now. I am too. I'm
finding them to be a lot to take in. It's
it's a lot to take in, but I just keep
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convincing myself this is the last one, this is the
only one. You don't need another one, which I know.
I know that's a lie. Like I know I'm lying
to myself. Every gun guy's laughing at me right now. Jesse,
you're gonna have ten of these things. I know that.
I know that. But I have a bad habit in life. Look,
I have many bad habits. I have many bad things
about me. But here's one. You know, I told you
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I'm cheap. I don't. I don't like to spend a
bunch of money. I will go cheap on things almost
every time and then hate myself for it, and in
the end have to spend the money anyway, and that
have wasted the money I spent in the beginning when
we first got married. You know, we didn't have any money.
We got married, and then we moved in together and
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we had a house. But I didn't have any furniture.
She didn't have any furniture. I had my bachelor plates
and pots and pants, basics, very very basics. But we
didn't have dressers. Like we didn't have a place for
our clothes. So where do we go? Don't yell at me?
This is pre all this, all this lgbtq S. We
went to Target and we got all of our furniture
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at Target. Now it was all that A dresser, A
big dresser. I'm talking one of the ones for your bedroom,
a big one. I remember it like it was yesterday.
It was one hundred and forty nine dollars. This is
all it costs. And I was so excited about it.
And I remember calling my dad and telling him because
I was excited. I said, Dad, you're not gonna believe this.
I got this dresser for one hundred and forty nine
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bucks and I wanted him to be proud of me,
and I remember it. He probably will forget, but I remembered.
He said, oh, I'm sure that'll be a good dresser,
and I unpack it, and of course, here's another great
lesson in life. The more pieces for assembly, the more
crappy the product. You cannot even imagine. There was not
a single thing put together, down to the little nails everything,
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Every single thing I had to put together, and the
front cover of it fell off in four months five months,
and ended up having to spend like five hundred dollars
and get a real dresser. So I have this thing
where I go cheap, and I go cheap, and I
hate myself and hate myself and hate myself, and then
finally I spend the money. This time I'm spending the money.
So there it is. You answer your question eighteen and
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six point five pre more. That's what I'm having though,
as far as who is doing the build, I actually
have a different builder for the upper than I do
for the lower. I have a different builder for the optic.
Don't look at me, Chris, I reach this is blame Clay.
Clay Martin, our green beret friend of the show. Clay
Martin is responsible for this. He's the one who's forgotten
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more about this stuff than anyone else. He said, Okay,
well this is what we need. You have to get
this from here, and you have to get that from there,
and this from there and all kinds of other things.
So there you go. All right. I feel disgusting. Hey,
paintball sniper hypothetical situation. It's twenty twenty five and the
Republican I'm gonna get to the story about the dog
hang on, and the Republicans took the White House. Your
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phone rings, it's the best ring because it's pure talk.
It's the President calling and he's starting a Joe McCarthy
style committee to weed commies out of the mill Terry,
and he wants you to be the bizarre in charge
of the operation. Do you accept the position? All right?
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I think I've probably lied to myself, and then I've
lied to you after I got done lying to myself
about something. I have told you repeatedly that I won't
accept any position. I don't want any position in this
evil government. I don't believe it can be saved from Washington.
I don't want to be press secretary. I don't want
to be president, I don't want to be senator. All
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these have proven to be feckless and weak. Yeah, and
I really I want to believe that. However, I cannot
change the fact that I love my country and I
feel an obligation to my country. I feel like I
have a duty to try for as long as I can.
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I have been trying for as many years as I
can to try to save displace and make displays better.
If I was given the opportunity to clean out the
United States military, that would be very difficult to say now.
That would be very, very difficult to say now. But
don't worry. No one's going to give me that opportunity.
One two A position of that size, does it? Just
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everyone would wimp out. Even if a Republican got elected president, Yes,
even your favorite one, and he appointed me to that position,
I'd fire one general and one admiral, and the media
heat would get so much they'd back off and fire me.
Oh wow, Well, we're sorry, We're sorry. The great men
and women in uniform they would immediately retreat, because that's
what the GOP does. It's what they do every single time.
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We just had a couple cops get ambushed. It's just
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They need a different kind of a home than the
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Let's help everyone out, all right, all right? The story
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of Muffles the Dog and more politics next. What feeling
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Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. All right, No,
I'm gonna get right to the Story's I said earlier.
I've done that twice today and I've forgotten to get
back to it. Here is the story, Dear Oracle Leathers,
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punter of Muffles. I think it's time for all your
new listeners out there to know the truth of what
triggered you to become the world famous part time radio
host and author that you now are. Longtimers all know
that Muffles deserves all the credit, but I think you
owe the new founders to tell the truth. There's no
shame in admitting your aggressive tactics to get fired from
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selling r v's. But you know what, this is not
very nice. His name is Chris, he said, I literally
loved the freaking show makes my day every day. Please
keep going. Okay, I'm going to give you an abridged
version for now, just because I have so many questions.
I'm going to get to Here's the story I sold
r v's. You remember, I was out of work for
a while looking for work, found a job on Craigslist
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selling RV's. I start selling r vs. This is recently.
Remember I've only been doing radio like five years, and
I ended up being pretty good at it, and they
made me a sales manager and whatnot. But here's the
thing about selling RVs, selling anything. Maybe you're in retail sales.
I love this about it. But you sell or you
star Remember that when you're complaining about that pushy salesman,
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you know he pays his mortgage with that. That's how
he feeds his children. You sell or you starve. You
didn't make any money unless you sold. And so I
was having a really bad month. And bad months happen, right.
I can't testify to every kind of sales, but we
were always graded month to month. And again I was
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good at this, but I was having a bad month.
How bad of a month it was towards the end
of the month. It was the last week of the month,
and I had not sold a thing. I have a
wife and two kids, and a mortgage, two car payments,
no money coming in zero. To say I was desperate
would be putting it mildly. This couple comes on to
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the lot and you learn something when you're in sales.
You learn to read people, whether or not they have
good credit or not. And you don't ask them about
their credit. You just you can tell dirt balls, I
want the most expensive army you have now, and I
want a good price. That guy is horrible credit and
can't buy anything. He's a big blowhard idiot. The guy
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walks in and says, hey, I don't want to waste
your time. We're kind of looking for a forty footer.
We want to stay in the fifty thousand dollars range.
That guy has an eight hundred credit score and can
buy anything he wants. It's just it's reflective of how
you view life, all right. Anyway, this couple comes on.
They're giving buying signals and they clearly have credit to
buy whatever they want. And they're looking for the most expensive,
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nicest RVs we have, which means a bigger paycheck for
me if I can find them one. And this is
going to come into play. They have two little dogs,
the little rat dogs that maybe you like. I can't
stand them, but the two little they have two of
these little dogs. The weather's perfect, so don't get mad
at these people. I think it was sixty five that day.
They left the windows down in the car. I told
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them they could bring them in. They're like, no, we'll
just check on them. Their fine. It was wonderful that day.
The dogs were happy, everyone was happy. So this older couple,
I want to say sixties, I dig in with them
and I'm trying to find them the right RV. And
it's hours, two or three hours. I'm on the lot
with them. We're going from this one to this one
to this one. And I don't like this for this,
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and I don't like this for that, and they keep
going back to check on their dogs. They're very very
close to their dogs. That's going to come into play here.
They're very close to their dogs. Finally, I nail it.
I find them the one that's perfect. And I know
if you if you've sold RV's or cars, I'm sure
this probably applies to cars or whatever. I know I've
got them because they're in it. And they're moving in.
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As soon as she's opening up the cupboards. Oh look,
we can put your mom's china here. And but it's over.
It's over the buying and it's over. She's mentally moving in.
He's happy, everyone's happy. This thing's done right with me.
Now we go back inside. They have made the decision.
They're going to purchase this RV. This RV purchase. It
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will not only set them up with the RV they want,
it will feed my family for the month. It will
I'm good. This will probably I'm not gonna make a
bunch of money. It'll pay my bills. And that's all
I was looking for at this point in time. I'm behind.
I gotta pay bills. I have to run their credit's
part of buy an RV. And of course, surprise, surprise,
credit turns out to be perfect. Everything's perfect. I go
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get them a good price. I always try to do
that again. Let me let me pause here for a moment.
I know you think you want the quote lowest price ever.
Everyone thinks that if you make sure that the sales
department doesn't make any money, your customer service is going
to reflect that. Just want to emphasize this. You want
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a fair price. That's what you want, a fair price.
Don't let them rip your head off, don't don't screw
them out of every dime. I get them a great price.
They love it. Everyone's happy. I print off paperwork when
you buy an RV. I'm sure it's probably even worse
now because this is six seven years ago. When you
buy an RV takes thirty forty pieces of paper, all
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these disclaimers and bank documents and everything else. I get
all the paperwork printed out. I bring them back to
my office. It's him, it's her. I can picture them
like it was yesterday. They're sitting in front of me,
the paperwork is in front of them, print it out.
They each have a pen in their physical possession, and
they're ready to sign. Now. There is a rule, a
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rule that I used to drill into my salesman when
I was a sales manager. Don't don't try to overcomplicate things.
Don't try to add extra questions when they've said yes.
When they're moving forward, you move forward. So you never,
for under any circumstances in this situation, do you want
to stop all the momentums in your favor. They're about
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to sign the sale. It's done. You never want to stop.
But she made the most harmless suggestion in the world,
a suggestion that couldn't possibly go wrong for me. She
said to him, Hey, hold on, why don't we take
the dogs out there and see if they like the RV.
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He rolls his eyes, looks at me, kind of gives
me that old brother thing. But because what are the
dogs gonna do talk and tell her they don't like
the color. I jump in as the good guy and say, no, no, no, no,
let's do that. Let's go out there with the dogs.
And that is when everything went wrong. And I'll finish
that story in just a moment. Before we do that,
let's do this. Remember this. Testosterone levels. They're not free
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falling just because we're a bunch of wooses in this society.
They're free falling because we drink estrogen every day, we
shower in it. It's in the plastics. When you have
a society that's lost fifty percent of its testosterone in
fifty years, that's bad. There's something more to it than
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All right, back to my story. I can't catch you
up if you just got here telling us story about
a well, a story about me selling RV's all right,
So we sit down with the paperwork. They're ready to sign.
They they've agreed. They love it, they love the price,
they love the RV. Everything's good. She suggests that their
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two little rat dogs want to go look at the RV. First,
he rolls his size, but I jump in, trying to
be the good guy. Hey, it's fine. Let's take the
dogs out there. We're all getting along right. I hop
in the golf cart. They ask if they can drive
their car out there. I said, yeah, no problem. It's
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a huge RV lot. So they drive their car out
to the RV. I hop in a golf cart and
drive it out to the ARV is a long way.
There's a big RV Lot. I drive out there. Now,
the RV itself, it's a it was a big fifth
wheel okay, what you need. It's a it's a pool
behind RV. But it's very tall. It's very, very big,
all right. And we add it was a concrete lot,
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but they were very angles to try to drain off
all the rain. We get down here in Houston, and
because of the angle, this RV was parked at. The stairs,
which were already high, were even higher off the ground.
I would guess from the top of the stairs to
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the concrete. Doing this by memory, I would guess it's
five feet. It's a hall. Right. So we get up
there and the two little rat dogs. This couple, they're
so excited. They take the dogs out, and they of
course have to pick the dogs up and they lift
the dogs into the RV. They lift the dogs into
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the RV because the dogs are not tall enough to
even reach the first step. The dogs go in there,
the lady goes in there, he goes in there. The
dogs are going crazy, either looking around or jumping all
over everything. I don't care. These people are about to
buy the thing. It's there for egging RV whatever. I'm
standing outside miling boom. This sale's done. Gonna be cake,
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no problem. Finally he says, okay, honey, he's done. He's
been shopping for hours. He wants to go sign his
paper working leave all right, honey, that's enough, come on,
let's go. He gets out first. He reaches up. He
grabs one of the dogs, which is standing at the
top of the stairs, way too far to jump. He
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grabs the dog. He lifts the little rat dog out
of the RV. The next dog. I don't know what
to say. I don't know what to say. I don't
know what happened. I don't know whether he just had
a dumb dog. Look, I have a dumb dog. I'm
not judging. Maybe he had a dumb dog, don't I
don't know what happened. But the next dog, the next dog,
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maybe in a moment of panic that its friend was leaving,
looks at the stairs, or the dog's looking at the stairs,
and he could walk down the stairs, it would be
a tough walk, and then instead angles himself to where
he's aimed for the thin air that has no stairs,
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and the dog leaps. The dog leaps. This is not
some kind of Great Dane. This dog is definitely not
a cat, and the dog clearly did not have the
necessary athletic ability and the dog takes a header right
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into the concrete. Boom smack, right like that, and the
dog gets knocked out. Now, for everyone horrified here, you
should know the dog ended up being fine. I'm gonna
emphasize this. I can see these animal dog lovers going nuts.
The dog ended up being completely fine. But for our story, boom,
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the dog hits knocked out cold, and it's even doing
like this shaking thing on the ground. I am standing
there mortified. My jaw is hanging down. She screams bloody
murder and starts yelling immediately at him, kind of the
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what did you do? He is equally mortified, but he's
also getting blamed at the time, so he starts screaming
back at her because he's being blamed. And I'm standing
there watching all of this unfold. They scoop up this
knocked out little bit of fur and run to their car,
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which was parked by the RV, get in their car
and drive away. I come back inside. The RV dealership
and the general manager were friends still to this day.
He was friends with me. Then he looks at me
and he says, did they sign? And I said, nah,
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no they didn't, And he's looking and he can see
that I'm not doing well, and he said, do you
want to talk about it? And I said, no, I
think I'm gonna go home. I think I'm done here
for the day. And no, I did not quit that day.
But that was a I was another one of those
little moments. I want to give God credit for just
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let me know, Hey, maybe you're done with all this.
Back to politics, oracle, aren't you afraid of being arrested
by the cheka? Well, I don't know how to answer
this question. I don't want to be arrested. I don't
want to be charged with any crimes. I have not
committed any crimes recently. I do expect that one day
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I will be. I expect most people who are have
any level of influence on the right will be rounded
up and framed and or shot like they did to
that guy in Utah by the checka. And you can
say that's ridiculous, but that is the entire history of
secret police agencies. That's what they do. They come in
the dead to night and they hurt people. That's what
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they do. When you have a secret police agency that
only works for one party against the other one, this
is how it goes No, I don't want that. I
expect that something that may happen one day. I am
not going to stop talking about the truth and true
things because we have evil people in charge. That's cowardice
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and it's not right. We have a country to save here.
We're gonna keep talking about the truth. Great Leader of
the masses, When you talk about the government monitoring social media,
does that include texts and emails? If so, we're all
in big trouble. Yes. The NSA has all your texts,
They have all your emails, they have all your social
media posts, they have everything you have said publicly, and
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they have everything you've said privately. This is what I've
been trying to explain over and over again. I told
you about the Tucker Carlson story. Everyone seems to have
forgotten about last night, the NSA collecting his emails and
then leaking them to the media. They are collecting everything
you have. The war on terror that came about after
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nine to eleven, the We're going to take on radical
Islamic g hod and protect Americans. All the tools they used,
the guns, the computers, the satellites, every the laws to everything,
every single thing they used to go over radical jihad
they are now using to go after you. They are
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now using it to go after you. Why can't they
say about the terrorist guy away?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I guarantee the American people that known or suspected terrorists,
including any from HAMAS or other terror groups, are not
amongst those gotaways. Well, certainly the group of people that
you're talking about are sources of great concern for us.
That's why we're aggressively using all fifty six of our
joint terrorists and task forces.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
But there's really no way for you to guarantee that
Hamas the great massively using the Joint Terrorism task forces.
That's interesting because I don't remember a single arrest of
a radical Jihati in the past few months in this country.
I do, however, remember that very same Joint Terrorism task
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force that the Director of the FBI just referenced. I
remember the Joint Terrorism Task Force tracking down a man
a January sixth, man who actually aided police on January sixth,
offering to turn himself in. The Joint Terrorism Task Force
hunted him. Now, every tool, every agency, every weapon they
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used for radical jihad, well now it's aimed at you.
That's the country we live in. Now, all right, we
have one more segment, as many emails as I can
get to. It'll be a chore, but it's going to
be fun. All right. Before we do that, let's do something.
Let's save you some money on taxes. I don't know
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Preborn dot com slash Jesse. One more segment, hang on
fighting for your freedom every day The Jesse Kelly Show.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On an ass doctor Jesse Friday. Remember
our Medal of Honor citation this week. Remember you can
download that podcast iheard Google, Spotify, iTunes. It's the start
of the second hour. You remember, we did a bunch
of history behind it, and I read a book about it.
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And the Medal of Honor citation was for a Lauren
Douglas Hagen. His nickname was Festus is what they called him. Man,
I'm telling you what sometimes, doing this show, I mean,
every day doing this show is the coolest freakin thing ever.
Just we got this email. A friend sent me your
Medal of Honor podcast about my brother, Lauren Douglas Hagen Festus.
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This was very well done and I hope others will
tune in and learn about how other Medal of Honor
members gave of themselves during the time they serve for
freedom in our country. Ough, I shared your podcast with
my brother son and daughter. I have taken all four
of our grandchildren to Arlington, to visit this sacred place
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in DC, to remember Doug forever. Thank you. Don't thank me, brother,
Don't you dare thank me. You gave up your brother
for this country. Don't don't thank me, man. I'm freaking honored,
beyond belief. Honored. All right, enough, bless me, Father Jesse,
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for I have sinned for today, in a moment of weakness,
at a supermarket, I bought a package of Oreo Double
Stuff cookies. It had been about a year since my
last Oreo purchase. Okay, he said. I can't say his
name because what I did is too shameful. Listen, I
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know that Oreos in milk. It's the best dessert on earth.
Yes it is, Chris. What you don't like Oreos and milk?
Serious secrets? Okay? Maybe I over Maybe I overstated with
best dessert in the world. Maybe that was a little
too far. But it is. It is excellent. It is.
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Could we I at least get that, Michael, It is excellent, right, Yes, okay, excellent.
Oreo is maybe one of the most despicable lgbt D
companies in the United States of America. I've told you
this story before. I will never forget sending my sons
to go get a pack of Oreos because we used
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to keep a pack of the house all the time,
and my son coming back and saying, Dad, why are
all the packages Rainbow Now? I just it's a disgusting company.
I have stopped buying them. I am not going to
look down my nose in judgment on you for a
moment of weakness, because remember, I still screw up all
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the time too. When you live in a corrupted system
where every fricking corporation it seems, is corrupted and wrong,
you are either going to accidentally or in your case,
on purpose, every now and then you are going to
make mistakes. Let it go, enjoy your one package of
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double stuffed Oreos. It's not like throwing them away or
taking it back is going to do any good. Just
don't do it again, all right, Oracle of Oracles. I
recently saw there have been several more Chai Com police
stations operating in the US. I understand one is in
your own backyard of Houston. I get it that the
Anti Communist Party looks the other way if these spy
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citadels are in their city, but that the American Communist
Party looks the other way if they're in their cities.
But how does Governor Abbott allow this? He says, his
name is George. Well, what do you think Greg Abbott is?
Do people who aren't from the state of Texas think
that Greg Abbott is some kind of warrior for freedom?
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Is that really what people believe? Greg Abbott was a
despicable tyrant during COVID despicable tyrant, destroying lives, destroying businesses,
having salon owners arrested. You can go look it up
right now. I think it was in Midland, Texas, if
I remember right, a bar opened up, servant some freaking
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beers to the fellas after a long day of work.
They sent the swat team in an m wrap of
an armored vehicle. It would look like a tank to
you with wheels. Don't think that these Republican governors in
red states are some kind of warriors for freedom. That's
why you need to move to a red state and
start running for office. Red states are only there. They're
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only going to be good if we improve them. They're
not good now. We have to improve them, but they
at least can be saved. At least the bones are there.
All right, the bones are there, but look, we still
have to make preparations for things not working out. That's
why I tell you to buy gold. That's why I
tell you to buy silver. That's why I tell you
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to make basic preparations. People keep asking, what preparations do
you make. I acquire ammunition. I acquire the ability to eat,
eat if the grocery store is not open, to drink water,
if clean water stops coming out of the faucet, and
gold and silver coins not bars and stuff. Don't do
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stupid things like that. It doesn't do you any good.
But gold coins or silver coins can always be exchanged
for value no matter what, and the government can't destroy
the value of them. They have been able to for
thousands of years. Let Oxford deliver some to your door, please.
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Oxford Gold Group. They're not only who I trust, They're
who I send my family to, my own father, friends,
coal workers. There's only one person I tell people to
get a hold of. And now they have set up
a website to make it even easier, Jesse kellygold dot com.
And I love it that it has my name in it.
By the way, Jesse what Chris Jesse kellygold dot com
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This is not for rich people, although that's fine if
you're rich. Normal people in need gold and silver io
normal people. All right, so go and go? Now all right,
and now here's a headline. Why go? You know know
the thing emails we didn't get to you. Would you
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rather have a dog that's friendly to everyone or one
that is really obsessed with you and doesn't like anyone else.
I would rather have one that's obsessed with me and
not like anyone else, because I'm selfish like that. Jay Steele,
what's dorkier? Live historical reenactments or fantasy football? I gotta
be honest with you. I've never seen a historical reenactment.
I kind of want to see a Civil War one,
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just to kind of see how the battle was laid out, though,
But fantasy football. I used to love fantasy football. I
actually miss it. Why are you giving the thumbs down, Michael, Well,
it's not lame, it's not laming. You're betting with friends
and competing whatever. You guys are all dorks. Jesse Dome
is right when she talks about the mass shooting doesn't
need to be this way. We just need to have
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concealed weapons holders in every mass gathering. What say you, Well,
don't you remember that mass shooting that took place at
the gun show? Oh you don't, because there's never been
one that's exactly right. Guns save lives. Arm yourself in practice,
Arm yourself and practice, Jesse, how do you put Humpty
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dumpty back together again? Decades of time and sometimes most
times never. During the Peloponnesian War, whole city states were
replaced by foreigners. US today is a powder cake, so
on and so forth. Listen, how do you eat an elephant? How?
One bite at a time? One bite at a time.
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Just because we have all these problems, and we do,
we have a bunch of them. I talk about them
all the time. That does not mean there aren't solutions.
It means we have a long way to go along
road to hoe. If you will what, Chris, I've said
it the way I want to say it. Chris, Okay,
you can hoe roads to dirt roads. You can hoe
a dirt road. It might be difficult, but you know what, Chris,
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that's just something else for me to overcome, not you,
but me. All Right, put your phone down. It's the weekend.
We'll revisit all this on Monday. Another Medal of Honor Monday,
all right, that's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is The Jesse
Kelly's Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. On
an ask Doctor Jesse Friday, let's check in real quick
with the President. States also ratified the Bengali Amendment, which
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will drastically produce I can't anyway, Let's get on. We
have so much we have to get to. First, I
have to answer this question. I brought up that I'm
having a gun made built for me right now. I
said it was going to be an ar ten. I lied, well,
I didn't like because it was going to be an
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ar ten. That's not really what it's going to be. Now.
I am hesitant to tell you what it's going to be.
For well, for a couple of reasons. One, here's the truth.
Gun people, gun people of which I am one. I'm
pointing fingers at me, all right, I'm pointing fingers my
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way and maybe your way as well. Gun people can
be some of the most obnoxious people out there. Do
you know why. Here's why. Now, don't wrong, You've always
been wonderful to me. I'm not not complaining about you.
But here's why I could come on here tonight and say,
uh my Springfield hell Cat my Springfield's that's my concealed
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carry weapon. Now you know, I used to carry a
Block nineteen. Now I carry a Springfield hell Cat Pro.
I could come on here right now, and I'm not
saying this, but I could say the Springfield hell Cat
Pro is the best concealed carry weapon there is, and
I would have a thousand emails explain to me why
I'm stupid and that's wrong and not no this did
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this or the nineteen eleven won this, no matter what.
Because there are so many Americans who are passionate about guns,
and admittedly know a lot about guns, they will argue
with you no matter what you're getting done, because they care.
Now that's one reason. Another reason is this that I'm
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hesitant tell you to tell you what I'm making, but
I'll tell you anyway. I've never spent I've never spent
serious money on a gun before. I have a hard
time spending money, as you know. No, I'm not Jewish producer, Chris,
but you know I don't like to spend money. It's
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just not how I was raised. Money doesn't grow on trees, inflation,
things like that. Saving up for retirement, just like you
are I have grown more and more alarmed at the
state of our country right now. They were like I,
like I mentioned, I think it was last night. There
was just a freaking shootout on the highway right beside
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me the other day. It's horrible, and I've I've decided
I needed a more serious piece of hardware, one that
I was going to spend real money on. So I
have talked to a few people, and this is what
I'm having built. It is kind of a combination of
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a six point five creed More and a standard five
five six gun. Now I'm not going to go in
any more detail because right now non gun people don't
even know what I'm talking about. I have a heavier caliber,
not the heaviest by a long shot, but a heavier
caliber that shoots a long way. The ammo's pretty expensive
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and rare. And then I have a smaller caliber. AMMO
is much more available. You're not going to have the
range or knockdown power. What, Chris, what's the barrel length?
I agonized over this. I agonized over this a lot,
because you can go a bunch of different ways with this.
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You can really go you can really shorten it up
something like a fourteen inch er. You can get a
twenty two, you can get everything in between. I am
going to run a can on mine, a suppressor, a silencer.
You would know it as a silencer. I'm going to
run a silencer on mine. It adds It's not necessarily
for my ears. They're still really loud, although though it
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does help with that. It's more, it adds more length,
and it adds more range to it. Remember, the longer the barrel,
in general, the longer the barrel, the further the round
goes further and straighter. So I'm going eighteen That's what
I'm going. Look, it'll reach out and touch you the
six point five well over one thousand meters, which is
probably more than I need because my days of shooting,
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I mean, I've never I was about to say my
days of shooting at that kind of distance, I've never
shot that kind of distance. In the Marines, I could
shoot open site, I could kill you five hundred meters.
We had to qualify on that five hundred meters open site,
and that's good shoot and open site with an optic
on there. I would say my longest shot I've ever
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shot would probably be a deer and that's probably five
or six hundred, maybe an antelope that's out there. I'm
not some sniper or some There's a million people listening
right now who are way better with weapons than I am.
So thousand is probably more than I need. But that's
what the six point five is for. I'm getting another
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upper receiver made five five six. So there, that's what
I'm having done. I am a little bit sick to
my stomach about it. Chris and I were talking about
this yesterday because I've never spent serious money on a gun,
and these costs. I'm finding them to be a little
bit Chris is cringing right now. I am too. I'm
finding them to be a lot to take in. It's
it's a lot to take in, but I just keep
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convincing myself this is the last one, this is the
only one. You don't need another one, which I know.
I know that's a lie. Like I know I'm lying
to myself. Every gun guy's laughing at me right now. Jesse,
you're gonna have ten of these things. I know that.
I know that. But I have a bad habit in life. Look,
I have many bad habits. I have many bad things
about me. But here's one. You know, I told you
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I'm cheap. I don't. I don't like to spend a
bunch of money. I will go cheap on things almost
every time and then hate myself for it, and in
the end have to spend the money anyway, and that
have wasted the money I spent in the beginning when
we first got married. You know, we didn't have any money.
We got married, and then we moved in together and
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we had a house. But I didn't have any furniture.
She didn't have any furniture. I had my bachelor plates
and pots and pants, basics, very very basics. But we
didn't have dressers. Like we didn't have a place for
our clothes. So where do we go? Don't yell at me?
This is pre all this, all this lgbtq S. We
went to Target and we got all of our furniture
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at Target. Now it was all that A dresser, A
big dresser. I'm talking one of the ones for your bedroom,
a big one. I remember it like it was yesterday.
It was one hundred and forty nine dollars. This is
all it costs. And I was so excited about it.
And I remember calling my dad and telling him because
I was excited. I said, Dad, you're not gonna believe this.
I got this dresser for one hundred and forty nine
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bucks and I wanted him to be proud of me,
and I remember it. He probably will forget, but I remembered.
He said, oh, I'm sure that'll be a good dresser,
and I unpack it, and of course, here's another great
lesson in life. The more pieces for assembly, the more
crappy the product. You cannot even imagine. There was not
a single thing put together, down to the little nails everything,
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Every single thing I had to put together, and the
front cover of it fell off in four months five months,
and ended up having to spend like five hundred dollars
and get a real dresser. So I have this thing
where I go cheap, and I go cheap, and I
hate myself and hate myself and hate myself, and then
finally I spend the money. This time I'm spending the money.
So there it is. You answer your question eighteen and
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six point five pre more. That's what I'm having though,
as far as who is doing the build, I actually
have a different builder for the upper than I do
for the lower. I have a different builder for the optic.
Don't look at me, Chris, I reach this is blame Clay.
Clay Martin, our green beret friend of the show. Clay
Martin is responsible for this. He's the one who's forgotten
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more about this stuff than anyone else. He said, Okay,
well this is what we need. You have to get
this from here, and you have to get that from there,
and this from there and all kinds of other things.
So there you go. All right. I feel disgusting. Hey,
paintball sniper hypothetical situation. It's twenty twenty five and the
Republican I'm gonna get to the story about the dog
hang on, and the Republicans took the White House. Your
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phone rings, it's the best ring because it's pure talk.
It's the President calling and he's starting a Joe McCarthy
style committee to weed commies out of the mill Terry,
and he wants you to be the bizarre in charge
of the operation. Do you accept the position? All right?
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I think I've probably lied to myself, and then I've
lied to you after I got done lying to myself
about something. I have told you repeatedly that I won't
accept any position. I don't want any position in this
evil government. I don't believe it can be saved from Washington.
I don't want to be press secretary. I don't want
to be president, I don't want to be senator. All
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these have proven to be feckless and weak. Yeah, and
I really I want to believe that. However, I cannot
change the fact that I love my country and I
feel an obligation to my country. I feel like I
have a duty to try for as long as I can.
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I have been trying for as many years as I
can to try to save displace and make displays better.
If I was given the opportunity to clean out the
United States military, that would be very difficult to say now.
That would be very, very difficult to say now. But
don't worry. No one's going to give me that opportunity.
One two A position of that size, does it? Just
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everyone would wimp out. Even if a Republican got elected president, Yes,
even your favorite one, and he appointed me to that position,
I'd fire one general and one admiral, and the media
heat would get so much they'd back off and fire me.
Oh wow, Well, we're sorry, We're sorry. The great men
and women in uniform they would immediately retreat, because that's
what the GOP does. It's what they do every single time.
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Now speaking of the great men and women in uniform,
that's why, that's why we talk about Tunnel to Towers
all the time, all the time. Tunnel to Towers. When
somebody dies in combat, when a first responder gets ambushed.
We just had a couple cops get ambushed. It's just
the worst thing in the world. There's even video of it.
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When dad doesn't come home, Tunnel to Towers is there
for that family. When a veteran is catastrophically injured, loses
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They need a different kind of a home than the
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When you give to Tunnel to Towers, your money goes
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Let's help everyone out, all right, all right? The story
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of Muffles the Dog and more politics next. What feeling
a little stocky follow like and subscribe on social at
Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. All right, No,
I'm gonna get right to the Story's I said earlier.
I've done that twice today and I've forgotten to get
back to it. Here is the story, Dear Oracle Leathers,
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punter of Muffles. I think it's time for all your
new listeners out there to know the truth of what
triggered you to become the world famous part time radio
host and author that you now are. Longtimers all know
that Muffles deserves all the credit, but I think you
owe the new founders to tell the truth. There's no
shame in admitting your aggressive tactics to get fired from
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selling r v's. But you know what, this is not
very nice. His name is Chris, he said, I literally
loved the freaking show makes my day every day. Please
keep going. Okay, I'm going to give you an abridged
version for now, just because I have so many questions.
I'm going to get to Here's the story I sold
r v's. You remember, I was out of work for
a while looking for work, found a job on Craigslist
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selling RV's. I start selling r vs. This is recently.
Remember I've only been doing radio like five years, and
I ended up being pretty good at it, and they
made me a sales manager and whatnot. But here's the
thing about selling RVs, selling anything. Maybe you're in retail sales.
I love this about it. But you sell or you
star Remember that when you're complaining about that pushy salesman,
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you know he pays his mortgage with that. That's how
he feeds his children. You sell or you starve. You
didn't make any money unless you sold. And so I
was having a really bad month. And bad months happen, right.
I can't testify to every kind of sales, but we
were always graded month to month. And again I was
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good at this, but I was having a bad month.
How bad of a month it was towards the end
of the month. It was the last week of the month,
and I had not sold a thing. I have a
wife and two kids, and a mortgage, two car payments,
no money coming in zero. To say I was desperate
would be putting it mildly. This couple comes on to
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the lot and you learn something when you're in sales.
You learn to read people, whether or not they have
good credit or not. And you don't ask them about
their credit. You just you can tell dirt balls, I
want the most expensive army you have now, and I
want a good price. That guy is horrible credit and
can't buy anything. He's a big blowhard idiot. The guy
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walks in and says, hey, I don't want to waste
your time. We're kind of looking for a forty footer.
We want to stay in the fifty thousand dollars range.
That guy has an eight hundred credit score and can
buy anything he wants. It's just it's reflective of how
you view life, all right. Anyway, this couple comes on.
They're giving buying signals and they clearly have credit to
buy whatever they want. And they're looking for the most expensive,
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nicest RVs we have, which means a bigger paycheck for
me if I can find them one. And this is
going to come into play. They have two little dogs,
the little rat dogs that maybe you like. I can't
stand them, but the two little they have two of
these little dogs. The weather's perfect, so don't get mad
at these people. I think it was sixty five that day.
They left the windows down in the car. I told
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them they could bring them in. They're like, no, we'll
just check on them. Their fine. It was wonderful that day.
The dogs were happy, everyone was happy. So this older couple,
I want to say sixties, I dig in with them
and I'm trying to find them the right RV. And
it's hours, two or three hours. I'm on the lot
with them. We're going from this one to this one
to this one. And I don't like this for this,
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and I don't like this for that, and they keep
going back to check on their dogs. They're very very
close to their dogs. That's going to come into play here.
They're very close to their dogs. Finally, I nail it.
I find them the one that's perfect. And I know
if you if you've sold RV's or cars, I'm sure
this probably applies to cars or whatever. I know I've
got them because they're in it. And they're moving in.
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As soon as she's opening up the cupboards. Oh look,
we can put your mom's china here. And but it's over.
It's over the buying and it's over. She's mentally moving in.
He's happy, everyone's happy. This thing's done right with me.
Now we go back inside. They have made the decision.
They're going to purchase this RV. This RV purchase. It
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will not only set them up with the RV they want,
it will feed my family for the month. It will
I'm good. This will probably I'm not gonna make a
bunch of money. It'll pay my bills. And that's all
I was looking for at this point in time. I'm behind.
I gotta pay bills. I have to run their credit's
part of buy an RV. And of course, surprise, surprise,
credit turns out to be perfect. Everything's perfect. I go
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get them a good price. I always try to do
that again. Let me let me pause here for a moment.
I know you think you want the quote lowest price ever.
Everyone thinks that if you make sure that the sales
department doesn't make any money, your customer service is going
to reflect that. Just want to emphasize this. You want
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a fair price. That's what you want, a fair price.
Don't let them rip your head off, don't don't screw
them out of every dime. I get them a great price.
They love it. Everyone's happy. I print off paperwork when
you buy an RV. I'm sure it's probably even worse
now because this is six seven years ago. When you
buy an RV takes thirty forty pieces of paper, all
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these disclaimers and bank documents and everything else. I get
all the paperwork printed out. I bring them back to
my office. It's him, it's her. I can picture them
like it was yesterday. They're sitting in front of me,
the paperwork is in front of them, print it out.
They each have a pen in their physical possession, and
they're ready to sign. Now. There is a rule, a
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rule that I used to drill into my salesman when
I was a sales manager. Don't don't try to overcomplicate things.
Don't try to add extra questions when they've said yes.
When they're moving forward, you move forward. So you never,
for under any circumstances in this situation, do you want
to stop all the momentums in your favor. They're about
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to sign the sale. It's done. You never want to stop.
But she made the most harmless suggestion in the world,
a suggestion that couldn't possibly go wrong for me. She
said to him, Hey, hold on, why don't we take
the dogs out there and see if they like the RV.
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He rolls his eyes, looks at me, kind of gives
me that old brother thing. But because what are the
dogs gonna do talk and tell her they don't like
the color. I jump in as the good guy and say, no, no, no, no,
let's do that. Let's go out there with the dogs.
And that is when everything went wrong. And I'll finish
that story in just a moment. Before we do that,
let's do this. Remember this. Testosterone levels. They're not free
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falling just because we're a bunch of wooses in this society.
They're free falling because we drink estrogen every day, we
shower in it. It's in the plastics. When you have
a society that's lost fifty percent of its testosterone in
fifty years, that's bad. There's something more to it than
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just while we sit around too much. We must take
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We'll finish the dogtail next. Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember if you miss any part
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of the show, you can download the whole thing on ihearat, Google, Spotify, iTunes.
All right, back to my story. I can't catch you
up if you just got here telling us story about
a well, a story about me selling RV's all right,
So we sit down with the paperwork. They're ready to sign.
They they've agreed. They love it, they love the price,
they love the RV. Everything's good. She suggests that their
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two little rat dogs want to go look at the RV. First,
he rolls his size, but I jump in, trying to
be the good guy. Hey, it's fine. Let's take the
dogs out there. We're all getting along right. I hop
in the golf cart. They ask if they can drive
their car out there. I said, yeah, no problem. It's
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a huge RV lot. So they drive their car out
to the RV. I hop in a golf cart and
drive it out to the ARV is a long way.
There's a big RV Lot. I drive out there. Now,
the RV itself, it's a it was a big fifth
wheel okay, what you need. It's a it's a pool
behind RV. But it's very tall. It's very, very big,
all right. And we add it was a concrete lot,
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but they were very angles to try to drain off
all the rain. We get down here in Houston, and
because of the angle, this RV was parked at. The stairs,
which were already high, were even higher off the ground.
I would guess from the top of the stairs to
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the concrete. Doing this by memory, I would guess it's
five feet. It's a hall. Right. So we get up
there and the two little rat dogs. This couple, they're
so excited. They take the dogs out, and they of
course have to pick the dogs up and they lift
the dogs into the RV. They lift the dogs into
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the RV because the dogs are not tall enough to
even reach the first step. The dogs go in there,
the lady goes in there, he goes in there. The
dogs are going crazy, either looking around or jumping all
over everything. I don't care. These people are about to
buy the thing. It's there for egging RV whatever. I'm
standing outside miling boom. This sale's done. Gonna be cake,
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no problem. Finally he says, okay, honey, he's done. He's
been shopping for hours. He wants to go sign his
paper working leave all right, honey, that's enough, come on,
let's go. He gets out first. He reaches up. He
grabs one of the dogs, which is standing at the
top of the stairs, way too far to jump. He
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grabs the dog. He lifts the little rat dog out
of the RV. The next dog. I don't know what
to say. I don't know what to say. I don't
know what happened. I don't know whether he just had
a dumb dog. Look, I have a dumb dog. I'm
not judging. Maybe he had a dumb dog, don't I
don't know what happened. But the next dog, the next dog,
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maybe in a moment of panic that its friend was leaving,
looks at the stairs, or the dog's looking at the stairs,
and he could walk down the stairs, it would be
a tough walk, and then instead angles himself to where
he's aimed for the thin air that has no stairs,
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and the dog leaps. The dog leaps. This is not
some kind of Great Dane. This dog is definitely not
a cat, and the dog clearly did not have the
necessary athletic ability and the dog takes a header right
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into the concrete. Boom smack, right like that, and the
dog gets knocked out. Now, for everyone horrified here, you
should know the dog ended up being fine. I'm gonna
emphasize this. I can see these animal dog lovers going nuts.
The dog ended up being completely fine. But for our story, boom,
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the dog hits knocked out cold, and it's even doing
like this shaking thing on the ground. I am standing
there mortified. My jaw is hanging down. She screams bloody
murder and starts yelling immediately at him, kind of the
(24:18):
what did you do? He is equally mortified, but he's
also getting blamed at the time, so he starts screaming
back at her because he's being blamed. And I'm standing
there watching all of this unfold. They scoop up this
knocked out little bit of fur and run to their car,
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which was parked by the RV, get in their car
and drive away. I come back inside. The RV dealership
and the general manager were friends still to this day.
He was friends with me. Then he looks at me
and he says, did they sign? And I said, nah,
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no they didn't, And he's looking and he can see
that I'm not doing well, and he said, do you
want to talk about it? And I said, no, I
think I'm gonna go home. I think I'm done here
for the day. And no, I did not quit that day.
But that was a I was another one of those
little moments. I want to give God credit for just
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let me know, Hey, maybe you're done with all this.
Back to politics, oracle, aren't you afraid of being arrested
by the cheka? Well, I don't know how to answer
this question. I don't want to be arrested. I don't
want to be charged with any crimes. I have not
committed any crimes recently. I do expect that one day
(25:44):
I will be. I expect most people who are have
any level of influence on the right will be rounded
up and framed and or shot like they did to
that guy in Utah by the checka. And you can
say that's ridiculous, but that is the entire history of
secret police agencies. That's what they do. They come in
the dead to night and they hurt people. That's what
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they do. When you have a secret police agency that
only works for one party against the other one, this
is how it goes No, I don't want that. I
expect that something that may happen one day. I am
not going to stop talking about the truth and true
things because we have evil people in charge. That's cowardice
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and it's not right. We have a country to save here.
We're gonna keep talking about the truth. Great Leader of
the masses, When you talk about the government monitoring social media,
does that include texts and emails? If so, we're all
in big trouble. Yes. The NSA has all your texts,
They have all your emails, they have all your social
media posts, they have everything you have said publicly, and
(26:47):
they have everything you've said privately. This is what I've
been trying to explain over and over again. I told
you about the Tucker Carlson story. Everyone seems to have
forgotten about last night, the NSA collecting his emails and
then leaking them to the media. They are collecting everything
you have. The war on terror that came about after
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nine to eleven, the We're going to take on radical
Islamic g hod and protect Americans. All the tools they used,
the guns, the computers, the satellites, every the laws to everything,
every single thing they used to go over radical jihad
they are now using to go after you. They are
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now using it to go after you. Why can't they
say about the terrorist guy away?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I guarantee the American people that known or suspected terrorists,
including any from HAMAS or other terror groups, are not
amongst those gotaways. Well, certainly the group of people that
you're talking about are sources of great concern for us.
That's why we're aggressively using all fifty six of our
joint terrorists and task forces.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
But there's really no way for you to guarantee that
Hamas the great massively using the Joint Terrorism task forces.
That's interesting because I don't remember a single arrest of
a radical Jihati in the past few months in this country.
I do, however, remember that very same Joint Terrorism task
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force that the Director of the FBI just referenced. I
remember the Joint Terrorism Task Force tracking down a man
a January sixth, man who actually aided police on January sixth,
offering to turn himself in. The Joint Terrorism Task Force
hunted him. Now, every tool, every agency, every weapon they
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used for radical jihad, well now it's aimed at you.
That's the country we live in. Now, all right, we
have one more segment, as many emails as I can
get to. It'll be a chore, but it's going to
be fun. All right. Before we do that, let's do something.
Let's save you some money on taxes. I don't know
(29:11):
about you. I don't like it that my tax money
it goes to LGBTQ initiatives worldwide. I don't like that
my tax money goes to Planned parenthood. So I'm gonna
get as many tax deductions as I can with groups
like Preborn who are saving lives. Deny the government your
tax money legally by giving a tax deductible donation to
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the organization that is saving the lives of unborn babies
every day. Do you know? Preborn saves two hundred babies
a day, two hundred babies a day because of you
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That is astounding. That's where your money goes, and you
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twenty eight bucks buys one of those ultrasound But give
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Preborn dot com slash Jesse. One more segment, hang on
fighting for your freedom every day The Jesse Kelly Show.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On an ass doctor Jesse Friday. Remember
our Medal of Honor citation this week. Remember you can
download that podcast iheard Google, Spotify, iTunes. It's the start
of the second hour. You remember, we did a bunch
of history behind it, and I read a book about it.
(30:41):
And the Medal of Honor citation was for a Lauren
Douglas Hagen. His nickname was Festus is what they called him. Man,
I'm telling you what sometimes, doing this show, I mean,
every day doing this show is the coolest freakin thing ever.
Just we got this email. A friend sent me your
Medal of Honor podcast about my brother, Lauren Douglas Hagen Festus.
(31:05):
This was very well done and I hope others will
tune in and learn about how other Medal of Honor
members gave of themselves during the time they serve for
freedom in our country. Ough, I shared your podcast with
my brother son and daughter. I have taken all four
of our grandchildren to Arlington, to visit this sacred place
(31:27):
in DC, to remember Doug forever. Thank you. Don't thank me, brother,
Don't you dare thank me. You gave up your brother
for this country. Don't don't thank me, man. I'm freaking honored,
beyond belief. Honored. All right, enough, bless me, Father Jesse,
(31:47):
for I have sinned for today, in a moment of weakness,
at a supermarket, I bought a package of Oreo Double
Stuff cookies. It had been about a year since my
last Oreo purchase. Okay, he said. I can't say his
name because what I did is too shameful. Listen, I
(32:07):
know that Oreos in milk. It's the best dessert on earth.
Yes it is, Chris. What you don't like Oreos and milk?
Serious secrets? Okay? Maybe I over Maybe I overstated with
best dessert in the world. Maybe that was a little
too far. But it is. It is excellent. It is.
(32:28):
Could we I at least get that, Michael, It is excellent, right, Yes, okay, excellent.
Oreo is maybe one of the most despicable lgbt D
companies in the United States of America. I've told you
this story before. I will never forget sending my sons
to go get a pack of Oreos because we used
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to keep a pack of the house all the time,
and my son coming back and saying, Dad, why are
all the packages Rainbow Now? I just it's a disgusting company.
I have stopped buying them. I am not going to
look down my nose in judgment on you for a
moment of weakness, because remember, I still screw up all
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the time too. When you live in a corrupted system
where every fricking corporation it seems, is corrupted and wrong,
you are either going to accidentally or in your case,
on purpose, every now and then you are going to
make mistakes. Let it go, enjoy your one package of
(33:30):
double stuffed Oreos. It's not like throwing them away or
taking it back is going to do any good. Just
don't do it again, all right, Oracle of Oracles. I
recently saw there have been several more Chai Com police
stations operating in the US. I understand one is in
your own backyard of Houston. I get it that the
Anti Communist Party looks the other way if these spy
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citadels are in their city, but that the American Communist
Party looks the other way if they're in their cities.
But how does Governor Abbott allow this? He says, his
name is George. Well, what do you think Greg Abbott is?
Do people who aren't from the state of Texas think
that Greg Abbott is some kind of warrior for freedom?
(34:13):
Is that really what people believe? Greg Abbott was a
despicable tyrant during COVID despicable tyrant, destroying lives, destroying businesses,
having salon owners arrested. You can go look it up
right now. I think it was in Midland, Texas, if
I remember right, a bar opened up, servant some freaking
(34:35):
beers to the fellas after a long day of work.
They sent the swat team in an m wrap of
an armored vehicle. It would look like a tank to
you with wheels. Don't think that these Republican governors in
red states are some kind of warriors for freedom. That's
why you need to move to a red state and
start running for office. Red states are only there. They're
(35:00):
only going to be good if we improve them. They're
not good now. We have to improve them, but they
at least can be saved. At least the bones are there.
All right, the bones are there, but look, we still
have to make preparations for things not working out. That's
why I tell you to buy gold. That's why I
tell you to buy silver. That's why I tell you
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to make basic preparations. People keep asking, what preparations do
you make. I acquire ammunition. I acquire the ability to eat,
eat if the grocery store is not open, to drink water,
if clean water stops coming out of the faucet, and
gold and silver coins not bars and stuff. Don't do
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stupid things like that. It doesn't do you any good.
But gold coins or silver coins can always be exchanged
for value no matter what, and the government can't destroy
the value of them. They have been able to for
thousands of years. Let Oxford deliver some to your door, please.
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Oxford Gold Group. They're not only who I trust, They're
who I send my family to, my own father, friends,
coal workers. There's only one person I tell people to
get a hold of. And now they have set up
a website to make it even easier, Jesse kellygold dot com.
And I love it that it has my name in it.
By the way, Jesse what Chris Jesse kellygold dot com
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This is not for rich people, although that's fine if
you're rich. Normal people in need gold and silver io
normal people. All right, so go and go? Now all right,
and now here's a headline. Why go? You know know
the thing emails we didn't get to you. Would you
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rather have a dog that's friendly to everyone or one
that is really obsessed with you and doesn't like anyone else.
I would rather have one that's obsessed with me and
not like anyone else, because I'm selfish like that. Jay Steele,
what's dorkier? Live historical reenactments or fantasy football? I gotta
be honest with you. I've never seen a historical reenactment.
I kind of want to see a Civil War one,
(37:06):
just to kind of see how the battle was laid out, though,
But fantasy football. I used to love fantasy football. I
actually miss it. Why are you giving the thumbs down, Michael, Well,
it's not lame, it's not laming. You're betting with friends
and competing whatever. You guys are all dorks. Jesse Dome
is right when she talks about the mass shooting doesn't
need to be this way. We just need to have
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concealed weapons holders in every mass gathering. What say you, Well,
don't you remember that mass shooting that took place at
the gun show? Oh you don't, because there's never been
one that's exactly right. Guns save lives. Arm yourself in practice,
Arm yourself and practice, Jesse, how do you put Humpty
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dumpty back together again? Decades of time and sometimes most
times never. During the Peloponnesian War, whole city states were
replaced by foreigners. US today is a powder cake, so
on and so forth. Listen, how do you eat an elephant? How?
One bite at a time? One bite at a time.
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Just because we have all these problems, and we do,
we have a bunch of them. I talk about them
all the time. That does not mean there aren't solutions.
It means we have a long way to go along
road to hoe. If you will what, Chris, I've said
it the way I want to say it. Chris, Okay,
you can hoe roads to dirt roads. You can hoe
a dirt road. It might be difficult, but you know what, Chris,
(38:30):
that's just something else for me to overcome, not you,
but me. All Right, put your phone down. It's the weekend.
We'll revisit all this on Monday. Another Medal of Honor Monday,
all right, that's all.
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