April 14, 2025 • 36 mins
Having to part ways with a great shirt. Obama put people like Linda Fagan in charge of the government. You can’t cut too deep when it comes to rooting out communism from the government. They back-seat communism once they get an important position. It is the only issue that matters to them.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday.
And so we're gonna talk about the communist cancers that
have embedded themselves. Looks like Ford has one on their hands.
(00:31):
We're gonna talk about that as it pertains to the
military as well FBI. Many other things we're gonna do email.
It's this hour we're gonna do well. We have to
talk about wild animals, we have to talk about illegals
still voting in elections. We still have a lot to
cover on a Monday on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, Chris,
(00:54):
I want you to do me a favorite, and you're
gonna get mad about it because I probably should have
brought it up beforehand. And whatever. That Disney chick, the
Disney producer, the audio, we've played it many times. He's
already gonna find it. There's a story out Ford the
motor company. Ford. They have an executive now. They have
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his title officially as the company's Chief Learning Officer. So
I don't think I have to tell you he's gay.
If you're hiring anybody, and that's his title, Chief Learning officer.
You could just automatically assume it's one hundred percent guarantee
anyone with that title's gay. And so what is his
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actual role, Well, he's the DEI guy. That's what the
chief learning officer does. They went found a gay dude
and they said, hey, you definitely seem like the kind
of communists we want to work here at Ford. And
this is what he did. He posted it himself, so
I guess I'll just go off of what he said.
(02:04):
He saw an elderly man watching Fox News on a
flight from San Diego quote deplaning, and I noticed he
and his wife are getting into their airport wheelchairs to
be pushed to the next gate. My filter was malfunctioning.
Love to see you supporting DEI. The elder passenger replied,
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not me. Evans said, yes, you. That wheelchair and the
human pushing it are provided at no direct cost to you,
rather by a subsidized cost attributed to every passenger in
this airport, provided to level the playing field for you. Now,
this is an investigative reporting. Barrett Evans, the Chief Learning
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Officer at Ford, bragged about this. Now this is a
human being, I have no doubt who has a generous
guaranteed six figure salary guaranteed, and it's probably not in
the low six figures either. A high, high executive with
a major corporation, and he took to social media to
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brag about yelling at an old man in a wheelchair,
essentially about watching Fox News. This comes back to a
conversation that we've had so many times before, and in fact,
it's going to lead us perfectly into the military and
the FBI. In fact, it's going to lead us into archaeology.
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The communist, it is normal to think that he will,
even if not set aside his communism, he will make
his communism second place once you bring him into an
important company or an important role of some kind. It's
human nature to think that, because it's not you religion,
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you couldn't imagine doing what he does. But the communist
never ever, ever, ever ever sets aside his religion ever.
It never ever ever becomes number two under any circumstances.
It is the chief religion and nothing will ever take
its place. So you can take him, and you can
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put him in the boy Scouts. He's gonna figure out
a way to make a communist. You can put him
in charge of the NFL, NASCAR. He's gonna figure out
how to make it communist. You can put him in
charge of the church. He'll figure out how to make
it communist. You can put you can put her as
a big shot producer for Disney Kids movies. What's she
gonna do with it? Hey, LaToya Ravenow, what did you
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do with your job at Disney?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I worked at small studios most of my career, and
I'd heard, you know, hear whispers, like I'd heard things like, oh,
you know, they won't let you show this at a
Disney show, And I'm like, okay. So I was a
little li like sus when I started, But then my
experience was bafflingly the opposite of what I had heard.
The showrunners were super welcoming, Meredith Roberts and like the
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our leadership over there has been so welcoming to like
my like not at all secret gay agenda and so
like I feel like I felt like it was I mean,
like maybe it was that way in the past, but
I guess like something must have happened in the last
like like they're turning and around, they're going hard, and
then all that like momentum that I felt like that
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sense of I don't have to be afraid. Let's have
these two characters kiss. Let's in the background, Like I
was just wherever I.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Could, just basically adding queerness to like if you see
anything clear in the show around them, But like I
just was, like no one would stop me, and no
one was trying to stop me.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Is that a show producer? Is that a writer? Is
that a director? Or is that a communist activist? It
doesn't matter what job title you hand them. And this
is going to lead me to the military. It doesn't
actually matter what uniform you hand them. It doesn't matter
how important the role you hand them is. There is
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never a situation where the communists will set aside his
religion for something higher, because for the communists there is
nothing higher. Look, before I even get to the military,
here's the story. You probably missed it. It's not important,
but it was at a CBS. The headline is ancient
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altar found in Guatemala jungle, apparently used for sacrifices, especially
of children. Now it's no, it's not exactly breaking news
that the native tribes you would know them as Mayans
and Aztecs and those types, the native tribes of what
is now known as Latin America. They were famous for
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their human sacrifice. They just they were really really demonic,
devil worshiping societies that believed in killing people to their
sacrificing people for their gods, for better weather, for better crops,
for better and oftentimes it was children. Okay, so this
is a story. It's actually a cool discovery. They found
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one of the temples where all this stuff was taking place. Okay,
so you got that it's historical, we got it, we
got it. But there's there's a little tidbit in here
that's so so revealing. Maria Belen Mendez. This is quoted
from the article. Well, I'll just read right from the article.
An archaeologist who was not involved in the project said,
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the discovery confirms quote that there has been an interconnection
between both cultures and what their relationships with their gods
and celestial bodies. Celestial bodies was, Like, we see how
the issue of sacrifice exists in both cultures. It was
a practice. It's not that they were violent, it was
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their way of connecting with the celestial bodies. You see
this woman, Maria sure, her title says archaeologist. I'm sure
she studied very hard to become an archaeologist. I'm sure
her profession is that of an archaeologist, But Maria has
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a higher calling. You see, there are saintly tribal peoples
who are we all know the height of all good
and Western civilization is the evil conquering force that stopped them.
But these saintly tribal peoples, they're the good guys in
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the story. And so if you happen to as an archaeologist,
if you happen to discover and I didn't go into
the details of it, but they actually have the children
skulls and things like that, like it's dark, man, it's
really dark, straight out of Indiana Jones. But if you're
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Maria Belen Mendez, you understand that you have a job.
You have a role to play, and it's not to
be an archaeologist. That's just the skin suit you happen
to wear. You have a job, and your job is
to protect the saintly reputation of the glorious native peoples
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who were crushed by evil Western civilization. So when you
come across the place where children were tortured to death,
I don't I can't put it any nicer for you.
They would. The Aztecs in particular, believe that children's tears
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had an extra benefit. So it's not just that they
would bring in children and murder them. They would they
would torture them first. I won't go one of the
details of it. Their kids listening is really bad. Okay.
They would do terrible things to the children to make
sure that children were crying before they then killed them.
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But if you're a modern communist, that that doesn't work
with the revolution you're trying to fight. So you take
your title, your skin suit as archaeologist, and you have
to protect these saintly natives. You see. Communism never gets
set aside, it never gets pushed down to number two ever.
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(12:07):
dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Always. Still
have so much to get to. I just wanted to
touch on this before we move on to other things.
I need to talk about a secret that I'm well.
I'm going to start having I'm going to share it
with you before I get to that, and emails and
other things. Those communists I just laid out in Disney
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and Ford and other places. They're all throughout our government.
They are throughout not just the parts of our government
we hate. Right, if I told you they're in the
a EPA, you'd know that they are all over the
United States military. Barack Obama spent eight years filling up
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the military with as many dirty communists as he could,
and then Trump's first term he didn't get rid of them,
and then Joe Biden came in and turned that program
into overdrive. And now all the dirty communist generals Obama
put into place, well, they have spread their communism down
through the ranks and now top to bottom the United
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States military, not was is infected with these types. Did
you see what that colonel from Greenland said. I'm not
going to go into the details of the story. Our
Vice President jad Vance went over to Greenland and really
gave kind of the most benign comments ever. Hey, we're
going to see about green them becoming ours whatever it's
presidential policy. The Space Force colonel sends out an email.
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Was it even like a side conversation with the friend,
sends out an email to everyone basically saying, well, that's
not my policy. She can't help herself. We finally, just
today we got rid of Linda Fagen. Do you remember
Linda Fagen Coast Guard comment? Maybe the name Fagan rings
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a bell.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
We currently have nearly forty percent women enrolled at the
Coastguard academy. I'm really excited about the talent and the
diversity that I see coming through the academy. My daughter
is in the Coastguard as a lieutenant, and there is
just nothing but opportunity for her and all of the
men and women that have joined the service. I'm really
excited about the future as we look ahead.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Really excited about the diversity of it. Is she excited
to make the Coastguard more lethal, better Sharper, No, no, no, no, no,
she's excited. The Fagon way is excited about it. Oh
do we have enough women in here? Do we have
enough gays in it? Do we have enough? But Fagins
are everywhere. We have a Fagon problem throughout the United
States government. It's not like she's a one off. You
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could go to every single military branch. Fagin fagin. Fagin,
I R s fag the atf saw fagins, the whole thing.
Every single branch of the government has fagin throughout it.
And this is our problem. You have to get these
cancerous fagins out of the government or they will destroy
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your organization, just like they destroyed Disney, just like they
destroyed Hollywood, just like they've got it every Just like,
why do you have to see and racism in the
end zone in the NFL. You thought the fagins were
just in the civilian world. There's a fagon in every
single office building in the United States government. And remember
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this Ladyha Shoshana chat failed. Oh God.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
And we've also heard, just.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Know that this lady was a vice admiral in the Navy.
Remember I told you we got a fagon problem.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
We've also heard about the meaningful participation of women in
the security and defense sectors. We have learned about the
importance of gender inclusive approaches. We will be left with
a professional military ready to get after the knees of
the nation, with highly talented, diverse, in capable people before us,
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beside us, and behind us.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Barack Obama put them into place. But it's actually so
much worse than that, because again, like any malignant, malignant cancer,
they grow. What's that word they use, starts with a metastasize.
You see today it's one fagon. But then who does
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she promote. She's looking for little fagins, fagins who will
carry on the fagin Why and then this fagon one
fagon becomes three fagins, becomes twenty fagins, becomes one hundred fagins. Soon, geez,
your entire office of corps fagon at every single dagone level.
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This is what I have stressed over and over and
over again about the FBI, about the military, about things
like that. I am happy we are removing so some
of these tumors, some of these tumors. You cannot possibly
cut too deep, because once you get a fagoin in there,
they will do the only thing communists know how to do, communism,
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and it will be number one. I don't care if
the Vice President think about this, think about this. That
woman who just got relieved of her command, she was
the commander of Space Force Greenland. If you were I
don't expect you to know everything about the military, but
you are smart enough to know how long do you
have to stay in. How prestigious is it to become
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a colonel in the Space Force in charge of the base.
You are the base commander. She gave all that up,
sending out an email blasting the vice president. Gave it
all up without a second thought. Why was there not
a second thought? Because communism isn't number two for her.
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She's not a Space Force commander first and then a
communist when she's off duty. There is no second for
a communist. They are a communist first and foremost, no
matter the title, no matter the uniform. We have a
lot more work to do, a lot more work to do.
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Trust me. Today was Fagan number one. There better be well.
Got three million government employees. We're facing an army of Fagins.
We better win. We'll be back. Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It
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is the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you you need to
email the show your questions or really whatever you want
to say Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And before
I get to my secret that I'm about to come
up with, I have to look back again on those brave, smart,
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amazing women who got to know a billionaire who paid
for them to take an eleven minute long fully automated
flight in outer space, and we could even we could
even hear them screaming on the wads deploy from the
crew capsule. Those are like the guide parachutes, just free fun.
(19:24):
Would it have been a fate worse than death to
be on that capsule? I say it, so those drugs
came out dead serious. If you had to choose ten
minutes of.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
This and then next will be the main parachutes that
get pulled out.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Ten minutes of that or death, which one would you pick?
I would need a minute, I would I would need
to know that the boys were safe and secure and
that I was going to be okay, and then it
would be a hard question.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Screaming inside the capsule perceptual.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
There it is all right? This is This is when
Katie Perry comes out of the capsule that she was
in for eleven minutes and kisses the ground. Katie, whoa,
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You gotta trust in yourself on this journey and then
you're feeling alone with the best part. Take Katie, Hey, Katie,
someone full of capsule to space for eleven minutes and
you were in it. What do you think? Well, look,
I had to trust, I had to trust in my
setled on my first try. I just let the boat
do the work. That was my secret, all right, quit focus.
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So I have a problem. The ladies will not relate
to this. Every dude, especially married dudes, will relate to this.
I'm wearing a shirt. I don't have very many shirts
that I wear over seventeen eighteen years of marriage. I
don't know. I've acquired several shirts when you need a
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different shirt, but I have six seven. If you watch
the show, if you watch clips of the show, you
probably notice on top of this have this iHeart zip
up jacket. But below it there's only six or seven shirts.
I don't have a wardrobe guy or something. They just
grab a shirt off the hanger and I put a
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shirt on. And what I'm wearing now, it's one of
my favorite shirts. It's one of the we'll call it
six that I wear now. I spent a lot of
money on this shirt, like five years ago or so.
It's a Tommy Bahama shirt. That's not cheap, right, They're
not cheap. It was on sale, but I still spend
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a lot of money on it. And it's very soft.
That's the point. That's how men select shirts. It's not
how it looks, which I don't care about. So soft
like it? It holds me right, It's not only it's
not only soft. I think it looks pretty good. Okay,
But I looked down. I was in the bathroom earlier,
and I looked down, Chris Corey, can you guys see these?
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Can't see them? Can't you? You see the strings? Oh?
You see them now, don't you? I look down and
there are two gigantic strings hanging off a bit. But
I need to be clear. These are not one little
thread hanging off the bottom which I could easily snip
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off or just burn off. These are big, thick ones.
The shirt is going bad when you have threads of
this size. Look, I'm gonna burn them off. I'm gonna
cut them off. But the shirt is going bad. And
now what I'm looking at, it's not two threads. As
I look down. This is the beginning of the end.
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This is a This is me sitting down at the
doctor's office with my shirt, and the doctor's telling me
my shirt is terminal. It's not going to be here forever. Okay,
But why would I care if I develop a little hole.
It's just right below my left peck, which is pretty swollen,
I might point out, but it's right below my left
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peck is where this hole going to be. Now, I'm
not gonna wear this out on a formal date or something,
but there's absolutely no reason I can't wear this to work.
When I'm you hear that? Is that? Is that coming across?
They can't hear it, Chris. Either way, I'm zipping up
the jacket. You're not gonna be able to see the hole.
Definitely not gonna be able to see the hole. On air.
You're not gonna be able to see the whole, Chris.
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With my jacket zipped up, is what I'm saying. You're
not gonna be able to see the whole. What what see?
Chris said, just wear it as a house shirt. But
you don't understand the problem, Chris. Bob does the laundry.
Bob has develop loved quite a reputation at this point
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in time. She will throw away the clothing I have
once she finds a hole in it. She does the laundry.
She washes it, she dries it, she folds it, she
puts it away. Once this shirt leaves my hands and
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goes into the dirty clothes, the hamper, the dirty laundry hamper.
I have lost complete operational control of the shirt and
I won't lay eyes or my hands on it again
until it is hung up in my closet. So your
argument that you just made Christy that was a very
reasonable argument, and I've actually used that with her the
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last time. She pointed out my favorite pair of jeans.
They had at first developed a little hole in the
butt right underneath my right cheek, but a reasonable a
jeene hole. It looked the end of a pen, right
at the end of a pen. That's about what they were.
It didn't take long for that hole to become a
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golf ball and then an apple. And I kept explaining
that that meant the jeans were broken in, that my jeans,
and they were by this point they were lead jeans.
By this point they didn't even qualify as jeans. They
were basically sweats. They were so comfortable, they were so
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broken in and so broken down. I would get home
from work with my jeans on, and I wouldn't take
them off. That's when you know you have special genes.
Not putting your comfies on. No, my comfies are on,
They're called my jeans. And I told her, Chris is.
She threatened she's gonna throw them away. I said, I'll
just wear them around the house, and she said, no,
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you won't. And then she caught me one time wearing
them out one time I was running to the gas station.
I never saw the jeans again. So it brings me
to this. I have a business idea, Chris. And here's
the business idea. It don't have to be done in secret.
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We don't want to encourage anybody lying to their spouse.
But a secret laundry program exclusively for men who don't
want to lose a cherished piece of clothing that is
a little worn out, if you will listen, A secret
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pickup service. Maybe there's a schedule. Maybe you can drop
it off when she's not looking. Maybe I'll come by
the house and maybe I show up in a landscaper van. Hey,
just checking if you need your flowers done? Oh, you
have a package for me? Sounds good. Maybe we can
even meet in public to exchange it back. Once I
get it clean for you, I'll slide it to you
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on a briefcase under the desk. What Chris, What Chris said,
Who's going to be doing the laundry. No, you don't understand.
I understand women. We'll find We'll find a group of
them who don't care. You're right, No, you're exactly right.
If we hire women to do the laundry, then the
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word is going to get out and it won't be secret.
I mean, it won't be secret at all, which means
we're going to have to have men do the laundry.
How are we going to find men who are the
I know, the Navy. The Navy's got to have all
kinds of dudes who love doing the laundry. You know
exactly what I'm talking about, Chris. Everyone knows what I'm
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talking about. We'll find navy veterans and they'll do the laundry.
They probably enjoy it anyway. That's what we need. A
secret laundry service designed specifically to protect your clothing from
your wife throwing it away. That's my idea. I like it.
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The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly
Show on a Monday. I have a couple other stories
I actually need to get to and not very much time.
But Jewish producer Chris just brought this up to me.
Apparently it came out a couple hours ago. Publisher's clearing
house went bankrupt. You know what I say to that,
(29:35):
good Chris, And let me explain why, because this is
the only thing I remember about Publisher's clearing House. I
don't even know anything about the company. I remember I
was It was probably the first time in my life
I was victimized by spam mail because they kept sending
out these letters, these envelopes, and every time I was
a child, like six seven years old, and my parents
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always made me get the mail. It was really far
away and I would go get it and I would
be so excited because you would see on this envelope
that you were about to win ten million dollars. Remember that,
you remember it? Do you remember what I'm talking about? Chris?
And I took it hook line and sinker when I
was a kid, and I remember being so frustrated with
my parents when I brought in this envelope and they
were so dismissive of me, and my dad actually said,
(30:18):
what are you talking about? That's a scam And I said, Dad,
it's right there on the envelope. What are you talking about.
We're about to win ten million dollars. Why are you
being dismissive of this? And it got so bad that
I actually filled it out and I subscribed to something. Oh,
I know Chris one time, and it didn't work. Didn't
work at all. It turns out they were lying that
you're really not going to win a thing, So you
(30:40):
know what, Good riddence Publisher's clearing house. That's one. Two.
Arizona to begin removing as many as fifteen fifty thousand
non citizens from the voter rules following a lawsuit. Uh.
Critical swing state had fifty thousand people on voter rules. Huh.
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I was told this was a hoax, that illegals didn't vote,
that Democrats wanted all those people here just out of
the goodness of their hearts. Headline Ice arrests New Jersey
sushi restaurant owner convicted of spying for the communist Chinese.
I would never have been caught up in this because
I don't go to disgusting sushi restaurants like all the
(31:25):
rest of you do. Sushi sucks, and stop emailing me
telling me now, you haven't tried this kind. Everyone in
my life does the same thing to me. No, you
haven't tried that, you haven't tried this kind. You haven't
tried I've tried it several times, because of course ID
loves it because it tilty and it's disgusting every time
I've tried whatever dumb roll it is. And not only
that rice kind of sucks too. What Chris, Oh, that
(31:49):
makes it a lot better. Chris just said, you drown
it in soy sauce, and with sabi. Soy sauce is
like nectar from the gods. Chris. Yes, you could drown
the souls of my shoes and soy sauce and it
would be good enough to eat. That's not a sell
for sushi. That's just like saying you haven't had my
whatever with bacon in it. Yeah, you're whatever sucks. That's
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why it needed bacon in it, Okay, because bacon is
so good it can make everything out of it. What Chris,
We did go to this place once that had bacon brittle.
Hear me out, No, no, hear me out. So you
know what peanut brittle is. It had vanilla ice cream
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with bacon chunks inside of the vanilla ice cream and
then peanut brittle chunks were broken up into it and
all around it. It was a real sweet No, Chris,
I know it doesn't sound good. It was a real
sweet salty thing. That was m I'm telling you it
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was really, really good. We can't even leave our house.
Waterloo students are terrorized by angry nesting Canadian geese.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
This took place in Canada, so it's not important. I
just want to point out that Western civilization is insanely
neutered in many ways, and stories like this drive me nuts.
This reminds me of that story from Florida a few
years ago. I went on a rant on and the
story was I think there were peacocks. I believe they
were peacocks. There were these peacocks who everybody in the
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town was complaining about. The peacocks kept attacking people in
harassing vehicles. And Western civilization is now so feminized and
neutered that human beings believed that they should just be
controlled in some way or intimidated in some way by
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the animal population at no I want I want to
stress this. I can't shout this from the rooftops loud enough.
If you had a time capsule and you could go
to any other point in the history of humanity, at
no other point in human history would you find human
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beings paralyzed by the animal population. Without coming up with
a solution of well, let's just kill the animal population,
whether it's large animals. Maybe you're there's a pride of
lions causing you trouble, you would understand that you have
to kill your way out of that problem. Or animals
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that are just annoying to you. Maybe deer are tearing
up your yard, or raccoons or tearing through your trash,
or a bunch of geese. Geese could be really mean
by the way, are attacking you. At no other point
in human history would human beings just be looking around
lost man. I just wish there was something we can do.
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You have a shotgun. There's a lot you can do.
It's a goose, not a wooly mammoth, not a labor
tooth tiger. It's not a Tyrannosaurus rex. You have a
twelve gage. It's a bunch of geese. Congratulations, The homeless
people are about to eat really really good for a
long time. And now here's a headline. Why you know,
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you know the thing headlines.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
We didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
To answer your question really quickly, Chris, Yes, they are
delicious geese and duck. Don't ever dismiss duck. My old
man used to take me duck hunting. It was awful
and really cold in Montana, but it was delicious when
we got one if you cooked one the right way.
Mm hmmm, ducks got It's got good fat on it,
and good fat you know, fat is flavor. Anyway. Decapitated
(35:40):
woman's head is reattached after a freak gym class accident.
I read this and I was just as disappointed as
you're about to be. She wasn't decapitated. It was in
quote internal decapitation. So yes, it's impressive. I get all that,
but I actually thought they reattached some woman's head, and
I thought that was going to be amazing. Think about
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the cool scar she would have. Breaking news Panama Authorities
or Panama authorizes US armed forces to operate from three
key air and naval bases. Remember that Panama guy, the
head of Panama, who was shouting really loud that Trump
wasn't going to come in and take anything over. Yeah,
how'd that work out? In the end. Senior FBI official
(36:24):
tie DEFISA abuse and Hunter Biden cover up is suspended.
I guess that's a start. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday.
And so we're gonna talk about the communist cancers that
have embedded themselves. Looks like Ford has one on their hands.
(00:31):
We're gonna talk about that as it pertains to the
military as well FBI. Many other things we're gonna do email.
It's this hour we're gonna do well. We have to
talk about wild animals, we have to talk about illegals
still voting in elections. We still have a lot to
cover on a Monday on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, Chris,
(00:54):
I want you to do me a favorite, and you're
gonna get mad about it because I probably should have
brought it up beforehand. And whatever. That Disney chick, the
Disney producer, the audio, we've played it many times. He's
already gonna find it. There's a story out Ford the
motor company. Ford. They have an executive now. They have
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his title officially as the company's Chief Learning Officer. So
I don't think I have to tell you he's gay.
If you're hiring anybody, and that's his title, Chief Learning officer.
You could just automatically assume it's one hundred percent guarantee
anyone with that title's gay. And so what is his
(01:43):
actual role, Well, he's the DEI guy. That's what the
chief learning officer does. They went found a gay dude
and they said, hey, you definitely seem like the kind
of communists we want to work here at Ford. And
this is what he did. He posted it himself, so
I guess I'll just go off of what he said.
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He saw an elderly man watching Fox News on a
flight from San Diego quote deplaning, and I noticed he
and his wife are getting into their airport wheelchairs to
be pushed to the next gate. My filter was malfunctioning.
Love to see you supporting DEI. The elder passenger replied,
(02:28):
not me. Evans said, yes, you. That wheelchair and the
human pushing it are provided at no direct cost to you,
rather by a subsidized cost attributed to every passenger in
this airport, provided to level the playing field for you. Now,
this is an investigative reporting. Barrett Evans, the Chief Learning
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Officer at Ford, bragged about this. Now this is a
human being, I have no doubt who has a generous
guaranteed six figure salary guaranteed, and it's probably not in
the low six figures either. A high, high executive with
a major corporation, and he took to social media to
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brag about yelling at an old man in a wheelchair,
essentially about watching Fox News. This comes back to a
conversation that we've had so many times before, and in fact,
it's going to lead us perfectly into the military and
the FBI. In fact, it's going to lead us into archaeology.
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The communist, it is normal to think that he will,
even if not set aside his communism, he will make
his communism second place once you bring him into an
important company or an important role of some kind. It's
human nature to think that, because it's not you religion,
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you couldn't imagine doing what he does. But the communist
never ever, ever, ever ever sets aside his religion ever.
It never ever ever becomes number two under any circumstances.
It is the chief religion and nothing will ever take
its place. So you can take him, and you can
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put him in the boy Scouts. He's gonna figure out
a way to make a communist. You can put him
in charge of the NFL, NASCAR. He's gonna figure out
how to make it communist. You can put him in
charge of the church. He'll figure out how to make
it communist. You can put you can put her as
a big shot producer for Disney Kids movies. What's she
gonna do with it? Hey, LaToya Ravenow, what did you
(04:45):
do with your job at Disney?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I worked at small studios most of my career, and
I'd heard, you know, hear whispers, like I'd heard things like, oh,
you know, they won't let you show this at a
Disney show, And I'm like, okay. So I was a
little li like sus when I started, But then my
experience was bafflingly the opposite of what I had heard.
The showrunners were super welcoming, Meredith Roberts and like the
(05:08):
our leadership over there has been so welcoming to like
my like not at all secret gay agenda and so
like I feel like I felt like it was I mean,
like maybe it was that way in the past, but
I guess like something must have happened in the last
like like they're turning and around, they're going hard, and
then all that like momentum that I felt like that
(05:31):
sense of I don't have to be afraid. Let's have
these two characters kiss. Let's in the background, Like I
was just wherever I.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Could, just basically adding queerness to like if you see
anything clear in the show around them, But like I
just was, like no one would stop me, and no
one was trying to stop me.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Is that a show producer? Is that a writer? Is
that a director? Or is that a communist activist? It
doesn't matter what job title you hand them. And this
is going to lead me to the military. It doesn't
actually matter what uniform you hand them. It doesn't matter
how important the role you hand them is. There is
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never a situation where the communists will set aside his
religion for something higher, because for the communists there is
nothing higher. Look, before I even get to the military,
here's the story. You probably missed it. It's not important,
but it was at a CBS. The headline is ancient
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altar found in Guatemala jungle, apparently used for sacrifices, especially
of children. Now it's no, it's not exactly breaking news
that the native tribes you would know them as Mayans
and Aztecs and those types, the native tribes of what
is now known as Latin America. They were famous for
(06:54):
their human sacrifice. They just they were really really demonic,
devil worshiping societies that believed in killing people to their
sacrificing people for their gods, for better weather, for better crops,
for better and oftentimes it was children. Okay, so this
is a story. It's actually a cool discovery. They found
(07:15):
one of the temples where all this stuff was taking place. Okay,
so you got that it's historical, we got it, we
got it. But there's there's a little tidbit in here
that's so so revealing. Maria Belen Mendez. This is quoted
from the article. Well, I'll just read right from the article.
An archaeologist who was not involved in the project said,
(07:36):
the discovery confirms quote that there has been an interconnection
between both cultures and what their relationships with their gods
and celestial bodies. Celestial bodies was, Like, we see how
the issue of sacrifice exists in both cultures. It was
a practice. It's not that they were violent, it was
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their way of connecting with the celestial bodies. You see
this woman, Maria sure, her title says archaeologist. I'm sure
she studied very hard to become an archaeologist. I'm sure
her profession is that of an archaeologist, But Maria has
(08:26):
a higher calling. You see, there are saintly tribal peoples
who are we all know the height of all good
and Western civilization is the evil conquering force that stopped them.
But these saintly tribal peoples, they're the good guys in
(08:46):
the story. And so if you happen to as an archaeologist,
if you happen to discover and I didn't go into
the details of it, but they actually have the children
skulls and things like that, like it's dark, man, it's
really dark, straight out of Indiana Jones. But if you're
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Maria Belen Mendez, you understand that you have a job.
You have a role to play, and it's not to
be an archaeologist. That's just the skin suit you happen
to wear. You have a job, and your job is
to protect the saintly reputation of the glorious native peoples
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who were crushed by evil Western civilization. So when you
come across the place where children were tortured to death,
I don't I can't put it any nicer for you.
They would. The Aztecs in particular, believe that children's tears
(09:49):
had an extra benefit. So it's not just that they
would bring in children and murder them. They would they
would torture them first. I won't go one of the
details of it. Their kids listening is really bad. Okay.
They would do terrible things to the children to make
sure that children were crying before they then killed them.
(10:12):
But if you're a modern communist, that that doesn't work
with the revolution you're trying to fight. So you take
your title, your skin suit as archaeologist, and you have
to protect these saintly natives. You see. Communism never gets
set aside, it never gets pushed down to number two ever.
(10:35):
And that's going to bring us to the military and
the job Pete Hegseth has on his hands. Let's do
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(12:07):
dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Always. Still
have so much to get to. I just wanted to
touch on this before we move on to other things.
I need to talk about a secret that I'm well.
I'm going to start having I'm going to share it
with you before I get to that, and emails and
other things. Those communists I just laid out in Disney
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and Ford and other places. They're all throughout our government.
They are throughout not just the parts of our government
we hate. Right, if I told you they're in the
a EPA, you'd know that they are all over the
United States military. Barack Obama spent eight years filling up
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the military with as many dirty communists as he could,
and then Trump's first term he didn't get rid of them,
and then Joe Biden came in and turned that program
into overdrive. And now all the dirty communist generals Obama
put into place, well, they have spread their communism down
through the ranks and now top to bottom the United
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States military, not was is infected with these types. Did
you see what that colonel from Greenland said. I'm not
going to go into the details of the story. Our
Vice President jad Vance went over to Greenland and really
gave kind of the most benign comments ever. Hey, we're
going to see about green them becoming ours whatever it's
presidential policy. The Space Force colonel sends out an email.
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Was it even like a side conversation with the friend,
sends out an email to everyone basically saying, well, that's
not my policy. She can't help herself. We finally, just
today we got rid of Linda Fagen. Do you remember
Linda Fagen Coast Guard comment? Maybe the name Fagan rings
(14:02):
a bell.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
We currently have nearly forty percent women enrolled at the
Coastguard academy. I'm really excited about the talent and the
diversity that I see coming through the academy. My daughter
is in the Coastguard as a lieutenant, and there is
just nothing but opportunity for her and all of the
men and women that have joined the service. I'm really
excited about the future as we look ahead.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Really excited about the diversity of it. Is she excited
to make the Coastguard more lethal, better Sharper, No, no, no, no, no,
she's excited. The Fagon way is excited about it. Oh
do we have enough women in here? Do we have
enough gays in it? Do we have enough? But Fagins
are everywhere. We have a Fagon problem throughout the United
States government. It's not like she's a one off. You
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could go to every single military branch. Fagin fagin. Fagin,
I R s fag the atf saw fagins, the whole thing.
Every single branch of the government has fagin throughout it.
And this is our problem. You have to get these
cancerous fagins out of the government or they will destroy
(15:08):
your organization, just like they destroyed Disney, just like they
destroyed Hollywood, just like they've got it every Just like,
why do you have to see and racism in the
end zone in the NFL. You thought the fagins were
just in the civilian world. There's a fagon in every
single office building in the United States government. And remember
(15:28):
this Ladyha Shoshana chat failed. Oh God.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
And we've also heard, just.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Know that this lady was a vice admiral in the Navy.
Remember I told you we got a fagon problem.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
We've also heard about the meaningful participation of women in
the security and defense sectors. We have learned about the
importance of gender inclusive approaches. We will be left with
a professional military ready to get after the knees of
the nation, with highly talented, diverse, in capable people before us,
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beside us, and behind us.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Barack Obama put them into place. But it's actually so
much worse than that, because again, like any malignant, malignant cancer,
they grow. What's that word they use, starts with a metastasize.
You see today it's one fagon. But then who does
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she promote. She's looking for little fagins, fagins who will
carry on the fagin Why and then this fagon one
fagon becomes three fagins, becomes twenty fagins, becomes one hundred fagins. Soon, geez,
your entire office of corps fagon at every single dagone level.
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This is what I have stressed over and over and
over again about the FBI, about the military, about things
like that. I am happy we are removing so some
of these tumors, some of these tumors. You cannot possibly
cut too deep, because once you get a fagoin in there,
they will do the only thing communists know how to do, communism,
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and it will be number one. I don't care if
the Vice President think about this, think about this. That
woman who just got relieved of her command, she was
the commander of Space Force Greenland. If you were I
don't expect you to know everything about the military, but
you are smart enough to know how long do you
have to stay in. How prestigious is it to become
(17:37):
a colonel in the Space Force in charge of the base.
You are the base commander. She gave all that up,
sending out an email blasting the vice president. Gave it
all up without a second thought. Why was there not
a second thought? Because communism isn't number two for her.
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She's not a Space Force commander first and then a
communist when she's off duty. There is no second for
a communist. They are a communist first and foremost, no
matter the title, no matter the uniform. We have a
lot more work to do, a lot more work to do.
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Trust me. Today was Fagan number one. There better be well.
Got three million government employees. We're facing an army of Fagins.
We better win. We'll be back. Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It
(18:43):
is the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you you need to
email the show your questions or really whatever you want
to say Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And before
I get to my secret that I'm about to come
up with, I have to look back again on those brave, smart,
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amazing women who got to know a billionaire who paid
for them to take an eleven minute long fully automated
flight in outer space, and we could even we could
even hear them screaming on the wads deploy from the
crew capsule. Those are like the guide parachutes, just free fun.
(19:24):
Would it have been a fate worse than death to
be on that capsule? I say it, so those drugs
came out dead serious. If you had to choose ten
minutes of.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
This and then next will be the main parachutes that
get pulled out.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Ten minutes of that or death, which one would you pick?
I would need a minute, I would I would need
to know that the boys were safe and secure and
that I was going to be okay, and then it
would be a hard question.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Screaming inside the capsule perceptual.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
There it is all right? This is This is when
Katie Perry comes out of the capsule that she was
in for eleven minutes and kisses the ground. Katie, whoa,
(20:18):
You gotta trust in yourself on this journey and then
you're feeling alone with the best part. Take Katie, Hey, Katie,
someone full of capsule to space for eleven minutes and
you were in it. What do you think? Well, look,
I had to trust, I had to trust in my
setled on my first try. I just let the boat
do the work. That was my secret, all right, quit focus.
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So I have a problem. The ladies will not relate
to this. Every dude, especially married dudes, will relate to this.
I'm wearing a shirt. I don't have very many shirts
that I wear over seventeen eighteen years of marriage. I
don't know. I've acquired several shirts when you need a
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different shirt, but I have six seven. If you watch
the show, if you watch clips of the show, you
probably notice on top of this have this iHeart zip
up jacket. But below it there's only six or seven shirts.
I don't have a wardrobe guy or something. They just
grab a shirt off the hanger and I put a
(21:30):
shirt on. And what I'm wearing now, it's one of
my favorite shirts. It's one of the we'll call it
six that I wear now. I spent a lot of
money on this shirt, like five years ago or so.
It's a Tommy Bahama shirt. That's not cheap, right, They're
not cheap. It was on sale, but I still spend
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a lot of money on it. And it's very soft.
That's the point. That's how men select shirts. It's not
how it looks, which I don't care about. So soft
like it? It holds me right, It's not only it's
not only soft. I think it looks pretty good. Okay,
But I looked down. I was in the bathroom earlier,
and I looked down, Chris Corey, can you guys see these?
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Can't see them? Can't you? You see the strings? Oh?
You see them now, don't you? I look down and
there are two gigantic strings hanging off a bit. But
I need to be clear. These are not one little
thread hanging off the bottom which I could easily snip
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off or just burn off. These are big, thick ones.
The shirt is going bad when you have threads of
this size. Look, I'm gonna burn them off. I'm gonna
cut them off. But the shirt is going bad. And
now what I'm looking at, it's not two threads. As
I look down. This is the beginning of the end.
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This is a This is me sitting down at the
doctor's office with my shirt, and the doctor's telling me
my shirt is terminal. It's not going to be here forever. Okay,
But why would I care if I develop a little hole.
It's just right below my left peck, which is pretty swollen,
I might point out, but it's right below my left
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peck is where this hole going to be. Now, I'm
not gonna wear this out on a formal date or something,
but there's absolutely no reason I can't wear this to work.
When I'm you hear that? Is that? Is that coming across?
They can't hear it, Chris. Either way, I'm zipping up
the jacket. You're not gonna be able to see the hole.
Definitely not gonna be able to see the hole. On air.
You're not gonna be able to see the whole, Chris.
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With my jacket zipped up, is what I'm saying. You're
not gonna be able to see the whole. What what see?
Chris said, just wear it as a house shirt. But
you don't understand the problem, Chris. Bob does the laundry.
Bob has develop loved quite a reputation at this point
(24:02):
in time. She will throw away the clothing I have
once she finds a hole in it. She does the laundry.
She washes it, she dries it, she folds it, she
puts it away. Once this shirt leaves my hands and
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goes into the dirty clothes, the hamper, the dirty laundry hamper.
I have lost complete operational control of the shirt and
I won't lay eyes or my hands on it again
until it is hung up in my closet. So your
argument that you just made Christy that was a very
reasonable argument, and I've actually used that with her the
(24:48):
last time. She pointed out my favorite pair of jeans.
They had at first developed a little hole in the
butt right underneath my right cheek, but a reasonable a
jeene hole. It looked the end of a pen, right
at the end of a pen. That's about what they were.
It didn't take long for that hole to become a
(25:09):
golf ball and then an apple. And I kept explaining
that that meant the jeans were broken in, that my jeans,
and they were by this point they were lead jeans.
By this point they didn't even qualify as jeans. They
were basically sweats. They were so comfortable, they were so
(25:30):
broken in and so broken down. I would get home
from work with my jeans on, and I wouldn't take
them off. That's when you know you have special genes.
Not putting your comfies on. No, my comfies are on,
They're called my jeans. And I told her, Chris is.
She threatened she's gonna throw them away. I said, I'll
just wear them around the house, and she said, no,
(25:52):
you won't. And then she caught me one time wearing
them out one time I was running to the gas station.
I never saw the jeans again. So it brings me
to this. I have a business idea, Chris. And here's
the business idea. It don't have to be done in secret.
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We don't want to encourage anybody lying to their spouse.
But a secret laundry program exclusively for men who don't
want to lose a cherished piece of clothing that is
a little worn out, if you will listen, A secret
(26:41):
pickup service. Maybe there's a schedule. Maybe you can drop
it off when she's not looking. Maybe I'll come by
the house and maybe I show up in a landscaper van. Hey,
just checking if you need your flowers done? Oh, you
have a package for me? Sounds good. Maybe we can
even meet in public to exchange it back. Once I
get it clean for you, I'll slide it to you
(27:02):
on a briefcase under the desk. What Chris, What Chris said,
Who's going to be doing the laundry. No, you don't understand.
I understand women. We'll find We'll find a group of
them who don't care. You're right, No, you're exactly right.
If we hire women to do the laundry, then the
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word is going to get out and it won't be secret.
I mean, it won't be secret at all, which means
we're going to have to have men do the laundry.
How are we going to find men who are the
I know, the Navy. The Navy's got to have all
kinds of dudes who love doing the laundry. You know
exactly what I'm talking about, Chris. Everyone knows what I'm
(27:44):
talking about. We'll find navy veterans and they'll do the laundry.
They probably enjoy it anyway. That's what we need. A
secret laundry service designed specifically to protect your clothing from
your wife throwing it away. That's my idea. I like it.
(28:06):
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The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly
Show on a Monday. I have a couple other stories
I actually need to get to and not very much time.
But Jewish producer Chris just brought this up to me.
Apparently it came out a couple hours ago. Publisher's clearing
house went bankrupt. You know what I say to that,
(29:35):
good Chris, And let me explain why, because this is
the only thing I remember about Publisher's clearing House. I
don't even know anything about the company. I remember I
was It was probably the first time in my life
I was victimized by spam mail because they kept sending
out these letters, these envelopes, and every time I was
a child, like six seven years old, and my parents
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always made me get the mail. It was really far
away and I would go get it and I would
be so excited because you would see on this envelope
that you were about to win ten million dollars. Remember that,
you remember it? Do you remember what I'm talking about? Chris?
And I took it hook line and sinker when I
was a kid, and I remember being so frustrated with
my parents when I brought in this envelope and they
were so dismissive of me, and my dad actually said,
(30:18):
what are you talking about? That's a scam And I said, Dad,
it's right there on the envelope. What are you talking about.
We're about to win ten million dollars. Why are you
being dismissive of this? And it got so bad that
I actually filled it out and I subscribed to something. Oh,
I know Chris one time, and it didn't work. Didn't
work at all. It turns out they were lying that
you're really not going to win a thing, So you
(30:40):
know what, Good riddence Publisher's clearing house. That's one. Two.
Arizona to begin removing as many as fifteen fifty thousand
non citizens from the voter rules following a lawsuit. Uh.
Critical swing state had fifty thousand people on voter rules. Huh.
(31:02):
I was told this was a hoax, that illegals didn't vote,
that Democrats wanted all those people here just out of
the goodness of their hearts. Headline Ice arrests New Jersey
sushi restaurant owner convicted of spying for the communist Chinese.
I would never have been caught up in this because
I don't go to disgusting sushi restaurants like all the
(31:25):
rest of you do. Sushi sucks, and stop emailing me
telling me now, you haven't tried this kind. Everyone in
my life does the same thing to me. No, you
haven't tried that, you haven't tried this kind. You haven't
tried I've tried it several times, because of course ID
loves it because it tilty and it's disgusting every time
I've tried whatever dumb roll it is. And not only
that rice kind of sucks too. What Chris, Oh, that
(31:49):
makes it a lot better. Chris just said, you drown
it in soy sauce, and with sabi. Soy sauce is
like nectar from the gods. Chris. Yes, you could drown
the souls of my shoes and soy sauce and it
would be good enough to eat. That's not a sell
for sushi. That's just like saying you haven't had my
whatever with bacon in it. Yeah, you're whatever sucks. That's
(32:12):
why it needed bacon in it, Okay, because bacon is
so good it can make everything out of it. What Chris,
We did go to this place once that had bacon brittle.
Hear me out, No, no, hear me out. So you
know what peanut brittle is. It had vanilla ice cream
(32:32):
with bacon chunks inside of the vanilla ice cream and
then peanut brittle chunks were broken up into it and
all around it. It was a real sweet No, Chris,
I know it doesn't sound good. It was a real
sweet salty thing. That was m I'm telling you it
(32:54):
was really, really good. We can't even leave our house.
Waterloo students are terrorized by angry nesting Canadian geese.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
This took place in Canada, so it's not important. I
just want to point out that Western civilization is insanely
neutered in many ways, and stories like this drive me nuts.
This reminds me of that story from Florida a few
years ago. I went on a rant on and the
story was I think there were peacocks. I believe they
were peacocks. There were these peacocks who everybody in the
(33:28):
town was complaining about. The peacocks kept attacking people in
harassing vehicles. And Western civilization is now so feminized and
neutered that human beings believed that they should just be
controlled in some way or intimidated in some way by
(33:48):
the animal population at no I want I want to
stress this. I can't shout this from the rooftops loud enough.
If you had a time capsule and you could go
to any other point in the history of humanity, at
no other point in human history would you find human
(34:08):
beings paralyzed by the animal population. Without coming up with
a solution of well, let's just kill the animal population,
whether it's large animals. Maybe you're there's a pride of
lions causing you trouble, you would understand that you have
to kill your way out of that problem. Or animals
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that are just annoying to you. Maybe deer are tearing
up your yard, or raccoons or tearing through your trash,
or a bunch of geese. Geese could be really mean
by the way, are attacking you. At no other point
in human history would human beings just be looking around
lost man. I just wish there was something we can do.
(34:52):
You have a shotgun. There's a lot you can do.
It's a goose, not a wooly mammoth, not a labor
tooth tiger. It's not a Tyrannosaurus rex. You have a
twelve gage. It's a bunch of geese. Congratulations, The homeless
people are about to eat really really good for a
long time. And now here's a headline. Why you know,
(35:13):
you know the thing headlines.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
We didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
To answer your question really quickly, Chris, Yes, they are
delicious geese and duck. Don't ever dismiss duck. My old
man used to take me duck hunting. It was awful
and really cold in Montana, but it was delicious when
we got one if you cooked one the right way.
Mm hmmm, ducks got It's got good fat on it,
and good fat you know, fat is flavor. Anyway. Decapitated
(35:40):
woman's head is reattached after a freak gym class accident.
I read this and I was just as disappointed as
you're about to be. She wasn't decapitated. It was in
quote internal decapitation. So yes, it's impressive. I get all that,
but I actually thought they reattached some woman's head, and
I thought that was going to be amazing. Think about
(36:02):
the cool scar she would have. Breaking news Panama Authorities
or Panama authorizes US armed forces to operate from three
key air and naval bases. Remember that Panama guy, the
head of Panama, who was shouting really loud that Trump
wasn't going to come in and take anything over. Yeah,
how'd that work out? In the end. Senior FBI official
(36:24):
tie DEFISA abuse and Hunter Biden cover up is suspended.
I guess that's a start. That's all
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