October 22, 2025 • 38 mins
Selling our country out to China. Actors saying more dumb things. The goal of immigrants should be to assimilate and become Americans. China’s security cameras that found their way into your home. A brief history on the Armenian Genocide.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. Before we get into the emails,
or China apparently infiltrating every part of our country, or
this theft in France, or anything else, or basically just
(00:32):
screwing off for the last hour, I wanted to play
something from Jeff Daniels. Jeff Daniels is an actor. Doesn't
matter if you don't know who he is, it's not important.
But Jeff Daniels went on MSNBC. Now let me give
you just a little bit of background here. You may
(00:52):
know this, you may not, But artificial intelligence, you already know,
is everywhere, and that artificial intelligence videos are now all
the rage, all the rage. If they wanted to make
a video of you speaking in Donald Trump's voice while
riding a dinosaur, that they could make that, right Trump,
(01:15):
because he's just one of the biggest trolls ever. Trump
on the during the No Kings protests, puts up a video.
The video was obviously AI. It wasn't real. Who knows
who made it? I promise it wasn't Trump. The video
was AI and it shows Donald Trump as a fighter pilot.
(01:37):
He gets in a viter jet, he flies over a
No King's Rally protest and he drops poop bombs. He
drops poop on the people in the No King's Rally protest.
All right, So is it the most mature thing in
the world. No, but it's hilarious Donald Trump. It's just
(02:01):
it's Tim Tim all right. So that was there was
just a dumb, dumb AI video. It doesn't even by
the way, I don't even think it's the top of
the dumbest AI videos Trump has never done. Remember when
he did the one of him and Net and Yahoo
in Gaza and after Oh, Chris, you don't remember the
Gaza one. Oh my gosh, you have to look it up.
So get that, No, Chris, I'll tell you. This is
(02:24):
when Trump was telling everybody that he was going to
turn Gaza into real estate, beachfront property. He then puts
up an AI video of him and Net and Yahoo
sitting on a beach in Gaza having my ties in
front of this lecture. It was just the dumbest thing
in the world. Anyway, it's what Trump does. So the
fighter jet, the poop on the protesters, this is just
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a dumb Trump thing that led Jeff Daniels to say
something like this.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Do we really have to treat people like that? You
know the meme that he had where he was flying
with the crown and the you know, spewing or experiment
all over the people down.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Below the country America? Yeah, China.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Would Lincoln have done that?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Would Lincoln have done that? Abraham Lincoln? Would Lincoln do
something like that? I mean, could we have picked any
other president? No, No, Lincoln, what do you used real bombs?
(03:30):
What are you talking about? Would Lincoln have done that?
These people have no understanding of history? What anyway, let's
let's move on. I I think maybe maybe we're starting
to see a crack in the tranny insanity. And the
only reason I say that is not only are the
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child tranny stuff, by the grace of God, that's going away,
that fad is passing, but this Abigail span Burger chick,
who's trying to be the governor of Virginia. She came
out and said this, and.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Wow, the real challenges there's a lot of people who've
you know, never met a transperson, whether they're a transuth
or an adult, and so there's a real effort to
engage in some level of fear mongering. And you know,
I really do believe that we should as a as
a society, as a whole, you know, demonstrate a fair
(04:26):
amount of grace to people who are confused about you know,
when we're talking about bathrooms, or when we're talking about
sports participation, like are what are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That is benign as benign a comment from a Democrat
on the tranny stuff, as we've heard in years, going wrong.
It's a horrible comment. I'm not defending it, but this
is benign. A comment on the trane stuff as we've
heard in years. It's something Look, hey, we're grasping at straws. Here,
we're grasping at straws. Jesse. I was riding the motorcycle
(04:59):
one afternoon eon after work. I saw a house with
the Mexican flag flying on the front porch. It occurred.
Then what it means in the past, planning a flag
and a territory means one is claiming it as one's own.
This has been done throughout history and it's still done today.
My questions are, am I weird for seeing it this way?
And if not weird and this is what it means.
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Why do I feel like I'm the only one who
sees it this way? Okay, so, for one, you're not
weird at all. But let's let me explain something. We have,
for a very long time in this country, at different
points in time, had mass influxes of people from certain countries.
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It's really fascinating when you go look at it. In fact,
I would encourage you to encourage you, you know how,
I've told you to visit New York City, especially before
man Donni gets there and finishes the place off. Go
to Ellis Island. But you know we won't go into
that right now. Various points in time, because of things
going on in our country and things going on around
the world, we have had a mass influx of people
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from specific countries. I'll use people. Honestly, my ancestors were
probably on these boats. The Irish influx is this is
way way way back when there was a horrible famine,
the Potato famine. You've probably heard of it in Ireland.
There were we were accepting new people at this point
in time, and so a large quantity of people from
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Ireland showed up in America. They showed up in America
and you are now new You're a foreigner. You're new here,
new customs, new country, new everything, and you are going
to do something that is completely natural and completely understandable.
You are going to find other Irish people, people who
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share your language, who share your customs, who share your
your food references, who share your worship preferences, and you
are going to go live amongst them. For comfort, for protection,
for a variety of reasons. You are going to go
and live amongst Irish people. Same thing with the Italians.
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Italians came over here and mass Where are you going
to go? You're going to find other Italians and you're
going to talk about olive oil. This is the Chinese,
especially during the railroads, this time mass influxes of Chinese.
Where are you going to move? If you show up
on a boat from China, You're going to find other
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Chinese people. This is part of why we have China
towns in many American cities across the United States of America.
This is how it works. So same thing with Mexicans.
We have had over the years, a huge influx of
influx of people from Mexico come into the United States
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of America, and some of them are going to end
up in a Mexican neighborhood, and there's going to be
a lot of Mexican food and Mexican culture and Mexican pride,
and there are going to be Mexican flags there. It
does not always mean that that person considers it a
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conquest of some kind. It doesn't always mean that you're
not weird for seeing it that way. But it doesn't
always mean that. Sometimes it's just a mixture of things.
But it should have a time limit on it. You know,
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the Irish neighborhoods flying Irish flags are gone now because
the goal should be if you get here, to become
part of it, here to become part of American culture.
So you don't feel the need to stay in the
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Irish neighborhood. You'll move to any neighborhood in America. You know,
half my neighbors are Mexicans. My best friend is Mexican.
You're not in the barrio anymore. Packed it up, moved out.
He's got the biggest American flag in the neighborhood. The
goal should be for any immigrant group to become America American,
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not this. This is the police chief of Dearborn.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Oftentimes when we take Reading's Council President, it's the ambient noise.
It's even louder than the call to prayer, to be
out to the truck will go by, hit a pothole,
and it's much louder than the call to prayer. The
two or three valiations that we've have had in the
last couple of years have been met with compliance as
soon as we've talked to the religious institutions.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
He's talking about the Muslim called a prayer which plays
five times a day in a city in America. Not assimilation.
That's not becoming American. That is conquest. That should never
be allowed in the United States of America ever. But
(10:14):
New York City's about to elect one, so we'll see
how that works out. Anyway, let's talk a little bit
of China, and let's talk about getting you that employee
you've been looking for. You're staffing up. Holidays are here, God,
Halloween coming, Thanksgiving coming, Christmas coming, Hanukkah coming, Chris. We
have all these holidays coming down, and you need somebody,
(10:37):
and you don't need them six months from now, you
need them next week. What are you gonna do? Or?
In the famous words of ghostbusters. Who are you gonna call?
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dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back, Jesse Kelly Backscian.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.
Email your ask doctor Jesse questions for Friday in the
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Get him in right now.
(11:45):
I won't be here tomorrow to let you know. I'll
be doing the Megan Kelly Tour thing, and I'm sure
we'll probably have some some clips of my wittiest moments,
and they'll probably be so many of them, they'll probably
just be witty moment after witty moment. I don't know
if there are still tickets available, Chris. You can get
tickets if they are available at Megankelly dot com. If
(12:07):
you're in the area and want to make the drive,
maybe make the flight. Come out and see me, be me,
Megan Kelly, don Junior, good old time, All right. Sonny
Hustin dropped a and a funny on Accident and Accidental
Funny on the view. Here she was talking about her
kids and being.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Profile as a mother of black children. I know that
black boys are not given the presumption of innocence and
the presumption of youth. She's calling the police and saying
they're trying to steal her car, and they're eleven years old,
they don't know how to drive. And so for me,
what was interesting was I have had to be in
the position where I have gone to my local police
department because I know my son is going to be
training for the Junior Olympics running around the neighborhood in
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an all white neighborhood, and I have brought him to
the police and said he belongs to me. This is
my son. Do not harass him, do not stop him.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Why are you in an all white neighborhood. Ah, I
think it's worth asking, if it's such a racist, terrible place,
why are you in an all white neighborhood. Go to
an all black neighborhood then it won't be profiled. Do
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you not want to live in an all black neighborhood,
Sunny Houstin is a millionaire several times over. You can
live in whatever neighborhood you want. I don't understand why
you would choose to live in an all white neighborhood,
especially one that's racist against your son. And by the way,
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I do enjoy the clearly made up stories. If there's
one thing that never happened ever, Sonny Houstin never went
down and talked to the cops and told them not
to arrest her son for training to the Olympics. That's
not a thing that happened at all. But communists lie
like communists breathe, because, as we've said.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I think are reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
This is why they make up ridiculous stories all the time,
just like it's nothing. It's clear outright lies, like it's nothing.
They just don't have anything moral against it. It's wild exclusive.
This is from Breitbart. Senator Rick Scott introduces a bill
protecting the power grid from the Chinese Communist Party. I
(14:36):
don't even want to read any of the article to you,
but I'll just give you this little tidbit. Scott introduced
a bill amid reports that home security cameras by Lorix,
sold at big box retailers throughout the USA are quietly
monitoring holmes using technology from a Chinese surveillance firm league
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bound to assist Beijing's sweeping intelligence apparatus. Every time I
talk to a grid expert, a national security expert, they
tell me things about China's surveillance here, China's access to
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our electrical systems are computer systems that make me absolutely mortified.
I always remember this about China. If you do business
in China, if you are a Chinese business of any kind,
you work for the Communist Party. You are not allowed, ever,
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It's not allowed in their system to tell the government no.
So even even if maybe you don't work for them today,
maybe you're making skittles. Those are probably made in China too.
Maybe you're making skittles in China and maybe maybe you've
never heard from anybody in the Chinese Communist Party at all.
(16:05):
That's fine. But if tomorrow there's a knock at the
door and it is General Chin and he's coming in
and he's telling you, hey, we need you to start
putting fentanyl in the skittles you send to America. You
don't have the option to say, ooh, sorry, Chin, can't
do that. No, you say, yes, sir, may I have another.
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Every Chinese business is beholden to the Chinese Communist Party,
and the United States of America buys national security things
from China. It's so frustrating. It is so frustrating to
watch politicians over the years, Republican and Democrat by the way,
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sell our country out to the Chinese, just selling off
the land, selling off our manufacturing, running it overseas. We
then turn around and buy critical national security things. We
buy drones from China. Oh is that some Chinese spyware?
And they're nah, it's fine. Hey, let us install this
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home camera in your house. Will the CCP be watching it?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
They might. Where are your solar panels made? Let me
spoil it for you. China, America will smash its own
energy sector and then pay you your own money back
when they give you Turks credits, it's your own money.
Pay you your own money back to go buy solar
panels made by our mortal enemy Chase. I can't, I can't.
(17:44):
It reminds me of this story Kohler wants to put
a camera in your toilet. Do we have to have
cameras on anything? And I really don't think. I really
don't think you want a camera on people's toilets. Isn't
that a little member Big Chungus from the other day,
What Chris hear me out? Imagine a camera in Big
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chungus Is toilet? What Chris, I'm just saying, Chungus, that evil,
demonic teacher. What. I don't want to see it either.
Let's hope that Chinese are monitoring, that they'll be ending
that real quickly. Pow, Oh my gosh, turn it off. Jeez.
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I said, Princess, That's why I usually call her when
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I'm gonna get yelled at for something. I know you're
going to be upset, but my favorite pants have a
little grease staying on them. Can you help? And there
was some yelling. You know, you should do it yourself,
you do it all the time. There was a little
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be back truth Attitude Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse
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Remember if you miss any part of the show, you
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remember Jensaki deserves all the credit in the world for
being the first of many who will come after her.
Now they must guide the communist animals to a new demon,
a new devil. I do na sie, a new anti Christ.
As Trump isn't running in twenty twenty eight, the transition
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has begun.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
I think the little mentoring candidate jd Vance wants to
be president more than anything else. I always wonder what's
going on in the mind of his wife, like Okay,
please bring blank four times. Yeah, we'll come over here,
We'll save you, And that he's willing to do anything
to get there, and that your whole iteration you're just outlined.
(20:40):
I mean, he's scarier in certain ways, he's smarter in
some ways, and he's young and ambitious and ambitious.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Dear Jesse, ever given any thought on giving a talk
on the Armenian genocide. It doesn't get discussed much. I
assume it's become the victims were Christians. We've done a
street episode on that, didn't we Chris, we did. It
was a long time ago. The Armenian Genocide. For those
who may not be aware of it, I'll just give
you like a two minute version of it, because we've
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done a long one on it before. And you remember
the Ottoman Empire, big, long, powerful empire then leading into
World War One. They're aging out quickly. The empire is crumbling.
But they had a long, good run. Then we were wrong.
They had nothing to be ashamed of. Empires don't last forever.
It's crumbling on them, it's falling apart. They had Armenian
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Christians as a minority in their Muslim population, and during
the reign of the Ottoman Empire, Christians in Jews were
They were always minorities, and they were never equal citizens.
So I don't want to act like they were, but
at various points in the empire they were actually treated. Okay,
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So Chris isn't going to be allowed in public office,
neither am I. But we have rights, we can live freely.
We're not beaten in the streets. But what happens, what
happens so many times in countries, is when you have
a minority population, maybe an unhappy minority population, and you
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get into a war with another country, the minority population
it can be looked at as a potentially subversive maybe
even traitorous portion of your country. Hey, these Armenian Christians,
they seem like the type of people who are going
to collaborate with the enemy against us. I bet they're
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collaborating now against us. That kind of a thing. And look,
sometimes it does happen, obviously, so it's not always based
on fake stuff. What they decided to do in Turkey,
the Ottomans was they decided to get them out, march
them out, so they can't do anything. And remember they
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were already looked at as a lesser than minority, lesser
than the Muslim population. And on top of that, it
was a logistical nightmare. Remember we've had this talk many
times before, like on our Andersonville when we did when
I did that history thing on Andersonville. This is the
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this is the true story of the Trail of Tears
and stuff like that too. Logistical nightmares are oftentimes treated
as malicious historical atrocities, and sometimes they are, but sometimes
they're just logistical nightmares. You don't have the food, you
don't have the shelter, you can't put it together. The
Armenian genocide was massive. It was malicious, by the way.
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It was massive, It was evil, mass starvation, women were
abused in terrible ways, pregnant women. It was terrible, but
a horrible logistical situation made it as bad. We'll never
know the true number, but a lot of Armenians died.
And it's always been a story that fascinated me because
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I like Armenians. I've known several in my life. The
dudes are almost always tough as nails. The women are wonderful.
The Armenians I've known have always been wonderful people. I'm
just kind of a fan. I was, actually it's a
long story, was in an Armenian neighborhood for a bit
of time at one point in time. Completely enjoyed my
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time there. I would have moved in, completely enjoyed my
time there. Yeah, it was a funny thing. Chris just
asked me if there was a big lobby asking me
to talk about it. So get this. You want to
hear a bonker's little thing. You know. I ran for
Congress twice, lost twice. Both times I was running for Congress,
I had lobbyist groups from Turkey and Armenia lobbying me
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about this issue that's correct, about an issue that's one
hundred years old. The Armenians wanted to know, hey, are
you going to back a resolution calling this a genocide
for what it is? The Turks wanted to know, hey,
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you're not going to call this a genocide? Right countries
they don't let go of things like this, And look,
when we're talking a million dead, that's going to be
something you hang on to for quite a while. One
hundred years is not that many generations removed. How many
Armenians are alive today, How many are listening to the
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sound of my voice right now? Who lost somebody? And
that whole disgusting disaster. It's it's funny how many places
don't let it go. Japan, for instance, you remember our
I've talked about it during our Kamikaze episode. We think
about the Empire of Japan in a lot of different ways,
but well, I'm talking about the Empire of Japan, not
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Japan today. The Empire of Japan. We think about a
lot of the terrible things they did, not just the conquest,
but the atrocities, that endless atrocities, the human rights violations.
It was just it was really, really, really bad. That's
not how Japan teaches it. It's a source of controversy
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to this stay to this day, the Japanese government, the
Japanese people, they don't step up and acknowledge that at all.
It's a big rift between them and China. When it
comes to you've probably heard of the story of the
rape of Nanking. We won't go into it here where
the Japanese stormed into the Chinese capital, the Chinese capital
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back then and did all these horrible atrocities and rape
and murder and was terrible. The Chinese to this day
will come out and say, no, no, you need to
acknowledge it. You killed five hundred thousand people, And the
Japanese to this day I will say, ah, I mean, look,
maybe twenty five thousand, maybe twenty five thousand, and a
couple of troops got out of hand here, one or
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two guys got out of hand there. It's not near
as bad as you're making it out to be. And
to this day it's controversial as in I will probably
just on that two sentence little explanation I just gave,
I will probably get complaints from one side or the other.
Countries hang on to it. I think it's fascinating Jesse.
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I think the government shut down is a great thing. However,
my daughter is dating a young man who just started
in the Space Force, says they aren't getting paid. How
do you reconcile a great thing like the federal government
shut down with the fact our nation's service members are
working without pay. I think it's disgraceful that they tie
it to troop pay. That's what I think is disgraceful.
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But of course that's part of why they do it.
That's part of why they do it. They do it
so your hand always feels forced. It's like when they
take one good thing and throw it in a really,
really bad bill. They'll take some trillion dollar pork bill
full of a bunch of legalized government corruption, and then
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they'll throw in one hundred miles a border wall, and
they'll say, well, you're not going to vote against a
border wall, are you? Exact same kind of thing. These people,
as dumb as so many of them are, really are clever,
devious people when it comes to things that matter to them,
which is their money and their power. They're great at that. Well,
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we can't pay the troops. Disgraceful, disgraceful that our troops
are not getting paid. It's freaking horrible. Abortions disgraceful. Then
they love it. It has become truly a sacrament to
the communists in this country, a sacrament. I hate it,
and I want it stopped same way you want it stopped.
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And I have learned over the years that laws are
not going to stop it. They're not laws will not
stop it. We have to change hearts. We have to stop.
Is the desire to kill your unborn child? How can
we do that? Especially when now, I mean, get a
(29:15):
telehealth meeting and they'll send you the pill and the mail.
Preborn is how we do that? Preborn. We give these
women free ultrasounds. Let that mom hear that heartbeat and
she will choose life. Look twenty eight bucks by is
the ultrasound? How many lives do you buy for a grand?
(29:38):
Twenty grand? We've had people give fifty several times before
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Talk about the ultimate right off. Go to preborn dot
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Kelly returns next. It is The Jesse Kelly's Show. Final
segment of the Jesse Kelly show until we return on Friday.
So don't panic when you tune in tomorrow and I'm gone.
Just send me a question, ask me anything, Jesse at
jessekellyshow dot com and we will chop away at those
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on Friday. Now, it's not all bad news. I know.
Me being gone tomorrow is wearing heavy on your hoard
is as heavy as ten boxes.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
That you might be moving.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
But there are great things happening out there right now,
things that fill my heart with joy. Here's one for you.
Hamburger Helper sales surge as Americans titan budget for meals.
I mean, the tightening of the budget is not ideal.
But you know something, I have never one time in
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my life met somebody who eats Hamburger Helper who I
didn't like. It is one hundred percent of the time
if you meet somebody and that person consumes Hamburger Helper,
that's going to be as salt of the earth human
being that you can hang out with. Chris, have you
ever met somebody you could anyone name one person you
(31:19):
What did you just say? What do you mean you
don't eat Hamburger Helper? Why? Hi? It's low class? Excuse me?
Corey do you eat hamburger helper? Of course he does
low class. Have you seen the flavors there's, dude, Chris,
(31:45):
It's not just cheeseburger, Chris. They have all kinds of
flight low class. Excuse me, and hamburger helper is better
reheated than it is the first time. There's something about
the grease or something like that. Dude, Chris, it is.
(32:07):
It's bonkers to me. Somebody as cheap as you doesn't
eat hamburger helper? Is it not kosher? I think it's kosher.
It's got No, you don't have class, Chris. Oh, that
reminds me. Here's something else. Now, I'm pretty sure you
people can't eat this, so this isn't necessarily going to
be for you. But here's a little underrated thing I
used to do, you know, velveta shells and cheese. You know,
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I'm a big velvita fan. I like cheese, velveta shells
and cheese. There's a recipe online. They used to put
it on the box. I don't know if they still
do that anymore, but I'm sure it's easy to find
online for a cheeseburger mac you do with the velveta
shells and cheese, and you can edit it to make
it your own. It's not complicated, and you're throwing burger
in a pan and you brown the burger. But whatever, unbelievable,
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unbelievable people don't know about it. Most people just forget it.
Most people walk by the Velveta shells and cheese. Look
for something classy like Kraft Mac. The velveta shells and cheese,
cheeseburger map Mac. It feeds a family of four. Maybe
not if you have teenage boys, but it feeds a
family of four. I'm telling you freaking delicious. And if
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you're a single dude or a chick who's trying to
pack on some pounds maybe you're getting too skinny. You
can eat on this thing for three or four days.
I'm telling you three or four. Imagine how much of
it Chungus can eat. I bet she can put what Chris,
you know, Jungus can lay that lay waste to the
whole thing. There aren't going to be any leftovers when
Chungus gets ham on some cheeseburger Mac guaranteed, guaranteed. I guarantee.
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She's not a big pure talk customer either. You know that. Patriots, Yeah,
I know she's a big customer, She's just not a
Puretalk customer. Patriots switch to pure Talk. Communists have Horizon
At and T T Mobile because those companies are putrid
filth and they take your money and they use it
against you and against your country. Country. Do you know
(33:59):
what you know what pure talk is doing right now?
You know rescue dogs, These dogs that just get abandoned
and left, always looking for a home. Wonderful thing to
adopt a rescue dog. Pure Talk figures this out. Wait
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needing somebody needing something. Why don't we pair the two.
(34:24):
Why don't we get rescue dogs and connect them with
veterans who are struggling. So while you're funding Black Lives Matter,
I'm getting rescue dogs with veterans. They're on the same tower.
I'm paying half of what I used to pay. You
keep your phone, keep your phone number, or get a
brand new one. Switch to the company that cares about
(34:47):
this country. Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse
Kelly pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. All right, Jesse,
you mentioned several times how when Obama got into office,
he started installing communists everywhere. He can't And it sounds
(35:08):
simple enough. If one president can do that, why can't
one president reverse that and start installing patriots in those
same positions. Well they are slowly. Here was the problem.
It's not just that they installed all these communists throughout
the government. The communists they installed then began hiring and
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installing other ones. Remember Obama was there for eight years
filling the swamp as fast as he could. Donald Trump
one point zero first term may have campaigned on it.
He didn't at all understand the importance of draining said swamp,
and he just thought that they were going to work
for him because he was the boss. He just didn't
(35:53):
understand that. Yet he does understand that now. And so
we're facing and then another four years of Joe Biden.
That's sixteen years of the communist cancer metastasizing. How about
that word of the communist cancer metastasizing inside of the
government that doesn't get removed in nine months. They are beginning.
(36:18):
We are replacing the people in the top offices. But
remember it's an entire building. It's not just the top floor,
several floors below, all the way down to the ground floor.
You have communists who've been installed there, and it's gonna
take time. And now here's a headline. Why go you know,
you know the thing headlines We didn't get to. Louver
(36:42):
director admits insufficient camera coverage inside the heist. I'm calling
this right now. You can say I'm full of crap,
or you can say it's an obvious point. When they
finally figure out who jacked the jewels from the louver
in France, it's going to be an inside job. Somebody
inside of that someone inside that building was in on
(37:02):
the heist, guaranteed has to be. There's no other explanation.
Columbia's President Petro tells Univision he wants to get rid
of Trump. You Latin American dictators are getting awfully lippy
with the man who's nuke and drug boats and who's
parked the entire United States Navy right off your coast.
You best be real careful there, mister Columbian president, unless
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your military is greatly improved over what it's been before.
More bad news for DAMS. Focus groups see the party
as weak and woke. The Republicans better thank their lucky
stars every day that Democrats are evil and insane and stupid.
Otherwise they'd be in trouble. Florida files Supreme Court case
after illegal immigrant truck driver kills three. I just I'm
(37:48):
so sick of these stories because it reminds me that
I have children and a wife who go out and
drive on the highway, and that big semi bearing down
on them, on them may very well have some drunk
illegal who doesn't and speak English. Tulane University deplays delays
approval of tp USA chapter revival. Communists across this country
(38:10):
are so scared of the rising storm on the right,
and it is fantastic. It makes me smile when I
read stories like this. I will see you on Friday.
I'm not gonna beer tomorrow, That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. Before we get into the emails,
or China apparently infiltrating every part of our country, or
this theft in France, or anything else, or basically just
(00:32):
screwing off for the last hour, I wanted to play
something from Jeff Daniels. Jeff Daniels is an actor. Doesn't
matter if you don't know who he is, it's not important.
But Jeff Daniels went on MSNBC. Now let me give
you just a little bit of background here. You may
(00:52):
know this, you may not, But artificial intelligence, you already know,
is everywhere, and that artificial intelligence videos are now all
the rage, all the rage. If they wanted to make
a video of you speaking in Donald Trump's voice while
riding a dinosaur, that they could make that, right Trump,
(01:15):
because he's just one of the biggest trolls ever. Trump
on the during the No Kings protests, puts up a video.
The video was obviously AI. It wasn't real. Who knows
who made it? I promise it wasn't Trump. The video
was AI and it shows Donald Trump as a fighter pilot.
(01:37):
He gets in a viter jet, he flies over a
No King's Rally protest and he drops poop bombs. He
drops poop on the people in the No King's Rally protest.
All right, So is it the most mature thing in
the world. No, but it's hilarious Donald Trump. It's just
(02:01):
it's Tim Tim all right. So that was there was
just a dumb, dumb AI video. It doesn't even by
the way, I don't even think it's the top of
the dumbest AI videos Trump has never done. Remember when
he did the one of him and Net and Yahoo
in Gaza and after Oh, Chris, you don't remember the
Gaza one. Oh my gosh, you have to look it up.
So get that, No, Chris, I'll tell you. This is
(02:24):
when Trump was telling everybody that he was going to
turn Gaza into real estate, beachfront property. He then puts
up an AI video of him and Net and Yahoo
sitting on a beach in Gaza having my ties in
front of this lecture. It was just the dumbest thing
in the world. Anyway, it's what Trump does. So the
fighter jet, the poop on the protesters, this is just
(02:47):
a dumb Trump thing that led Jeff Daniels to say
something like this.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Do we really have to treat people like that? You
know the meme that he had where he was flying
with the crown and the you know, spewing or experiment
all over the people down.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Below the country America? Yeah, China.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Would Lincoln have done that?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Would Lincoln have done that? Abraham Lincoln? Would Lincoln do
something like that? I mean, could we have picked any
other president? No, No, Lincoln, what do you used real bombs?
(03:30):
What are you talking about? Would Lincoln have done that?
These people have no understanding of history? What anyway, let's
let's move on. I I think maybe maybe we're starting
to see a crack in the tranny insanity. And the
only reason I say that is not only are the
(03:50):
child tranny stuff, by the grace of God, that's going away,
that fad is passing, but this Abigail span Burger chick,
who's trying to be the governor of Virginia. She came
out and said this, and.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Wow, the real challenges there's a lot of people who've
you know, never met a transperson, whether they're a transuth
or an adult, and so there's a real effort to
engage in some level of fear mongering. And you know,
I really do believe that we should as a as
a society, as a whole, you know, demonstrate a fair
(04:26):
amount of grace to people who are confused about you know,
when we're talking about bathrooms, or when we're talking about
sports participation, like are what are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That is benign as benign a comment from a Democrat
on the tranny stuff, as we've heard in years, going wrong.
It's a horrible comment. I'm not defending it, but this
is benign. A comment on the trane stuff as we've
heard in years. It's something Look, hey, we're grasping at straws. Here,
we're grasping at straws. Jesse. I was riding the motorcycle
(04:59):
one afternoon eon after work. I saw a house with
the Mexican flag flying on the front porch. It occurred.
Then what it means in the past, planning a flag
and a territory means one is claiming it as one's own.
This has been done throughout history and it's still done today.
My questions are, am I weird for seeing it this way?
And if not weird and this is what it means.
(05:22):
Why do I feel like I'm the only one who
sees it this way? Okay, so, for one, you're not
weird at all. But let's let me explain something. We have,
for a very long time in this country, at different
points in time, had mass influxes of people from certain countries.
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It's really fascinating when you go look at it. In fact,
I would encourage you to encourage you, you know how,
I've told you to visit New York City, especially before
man Donni gets there and finishes the place off. Go
to Ellis Island. But you know we won't go into
that right now. Various points in time, because of things
going on in our country and things going on around
the world, we have had a mass influx of people
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from specific countries. I'll use people. Honestly, my ancestors were
probably on these boats. The Irish influx is this is
way way way back when there was a horrible famine,
the Potato famine. You've probably heard of it in Ireland.
There were we were accepting new people at this point
in time, and so a large quantity of people from
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Ireland showed up in America. They showed up in America
and you are now new You're a foreigner. You're new here,
new customs, new country, new everything, and you are going
to do something that is completely natural and completely understandable.
You are going to find other Irish people, people who
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share your language, who share your customs, who share your
your food references, who share your worship preferences, and you
are going to go live amongst them. For comfort, for protection,
for a variety of reasons. You are going to go
and live amongst Irish people. Same thing with the Italians.
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Italians came over here and mass Where are you going
to go? You're going to find other Italians and you're
going to talk about olive oil. This is the Chinese,
especially during the railroads, this time mass influxes of Chinese.
Where are you going to move? If you show up
on a boat from China, You're going to find other
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Chinese people. This is part of why we have China
towns in many American cities across the United States of America.
This is how it works. So same thing with Mexicans.
We have had over the years, a huge influx of
influx of people from Mexico come into the United States
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of America, and some of them are going to end
up in a Mexican neighborhood, and there's going to be
a lot of Mexican food and Mexican culture and Mexican pride,
and there are going to be Mexican flags there. It
does not always mean that that person considers it a
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conquest of some kind. It doesn't always mean that you're
not weird for seeing it that way. But it doesn't
always mean that. Sometimes it's just a mixture of things.
But it should have a time limit on it. You know,
(08:43):
the Irish neighborhoods flying Irish flags are gone now because
the goal should be if you get here, to become
part of it, here to become part of American culture.
So you don't feel the need to stay in the
(09:03):
Irish neighborhood. You'll move to any neighborhood in America. You know,
half my neighbors are Mexicans. My best friend is Mexican.
You're not in the barrio anymore. Packed it up, moved out.
He's got the biggest American flag in the neighborhood. The
goal should be for any immigrant group to become America American,
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not this. This is the police chief of Dearborn.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Oftentimes when we take Reading's Council President, it's the ambient noise.
It's even louder than the call to prayer, to be
out to the truck will go by, hit a pothole,
and it's much louder than the call to prayer. The
two or three valiations that we've have had in the
last couple of years have been met with compliance as
soon as we've talked to the religious institutions.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
He's talking about the Muslim called a prayer which plays
five times a day in a city in America. Not assimilation.
That's not becoming American. That is conquest. That should never
be allowed in the United States of America ever. But
(10:14):
New York City's about to elect one, so we'll see
how that works out. Anyway, let's talk a little bit
of China, and let's talk about getting you that employee
you've been looking for. You're staffing up. Holidays are here, God,
Halloween coming, Thanksgiving coming, Christmas coming, Hanukkah coming, Chris. We
have all these holidays coming down, and you need somebody,
(10:37):
and you don't need them six months from now, you
need them next week. What are you gonna do? Or?
In the famous words of ghostbusters. Who are you gonna call?
You get a hold of zip recruiter. Zip recruiter is
the number one hiring site for a reason that don't
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You need somebody now. Well. Zip recruiter uses their power
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dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back, Jesse Kelly Backscian.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.
Email your ask doctor Jesse questions for Friday in the
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Get him in right now.
(11:45):
I won't be here tomorrow to let you know. I'll
be doing the Megan Kelly Tour thing, and I'm sure
we'll probably have some some clips of my wittiest moments,
and they'll probably be so many of them, they'll probably
just be witty moment after witty moment. I don't know
if there are still tickets available, Chris. You can get
tickets if they are available at Megankelly dot com. If
(12:07):
you're in the area and want to make the drive,
maybe make the flight. Come out and see me, be me,
Megan Kelly, don Junior, good old time, All right. Sonny
Hustin dropped a and a funny on Accident and Accidental
Funny on the view. Here she was talking about her
kids and being.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Profile as a mother of black children. I know that
black boys are not given the presumption of innocence and
the presumption of youth. She's calling the police and saying
they're trying to steal her car, and they're eleven years old,
they don't know how to drive. And so for me,
what was interesting was I have had to be in
the position where I have gone to my local police
department because I know my son is going to be
training for the Junior Olympics running around the neighborhood in
(12:49):
an all white neighborhood, and I have brought him to
the police and said he belongs to me. This is
my son. Do not harass him, do not stop him.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Why are you in an all white neighborhood. Ah, I
think it's worth asking, if it's such a racist, terrible place,
why are you in an all white neighborhood. Go to
an all black neighborhood then it won't be profiled. Do
(13:22):
you not want to live in an all black neighborhood,
Sunny Houstin is a millionaire several times over. You can
live in whatever neighborhood you want. I don't understand why
you would choose to live in an all white neighborhood,
especially one that's racist against your son. And by the way,
(13:45):
I do enjoy the clearly made up stories. If there's
one thing that never happened ever, Sonny Houstin never went
down and talked to the cops and told them not
to arrest her son for training to the Olympics. That's
not a thing that happened at all. But communists lie
like communists breathe, because, as we've said.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I think are reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
This is why they make up ridiculous stories all the time,
just like it's nothing. It's clear outright lies, like it's nothing.
They just don't have anything moral against it. It's wild exclusive.
This is from Breitbart. Senator Rick Scott introduces a bill
protecting the power grid from the Chinese Communist Party. I
(14:36):
don't even want to read any of the article to you,
but I'll just give you this little tidbit. Scott introduced
a bill amid reports that home security cameras by Lorix,
sold at big box retailers throughout the USA are quietly
monitoring holmes using technology from a Chinese surveillance firm league
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bound to assist Beijing's sweeping intelligence apparatus. Every time I
talk to a grid expert, a national security expert, they
tell me things about China's surveillance here, China's access to
(15:22):
our electrical systems are computer systems that make me absolutely mortified.
I always remember this about China. If you do business
in China, if you are a Chinese business of any kind,
you work for the Communist Party. You are not allowed, ever,
(15:44):
It's not allowed in their system to tell the government no.
So even even if maybe you don't work for them today,
maybe you're making skittles. Those are probably made in China too.
Maybe you're making skittles in China and maybe maybe you've
never heard from anybody in the Chinese Communist Party at all.
(16:05):
That's fine. But if tomorrow there's a knock at the
door and it is General Chin and he's coming in
and he's telling you, hey, we need you to start
putting fentanyl in the skittles you send to America. You
don't have the option to say, ooh, sorry, Chin, can't
do that. No, you say, yes, sir, may I have another.
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Every Chinese business is beholden to the Chinese Communist Party,
and the United States of America buys national security things
from China. It's so frustrating. It is so frustrating to
watch politicians over the years, Republican and Democrat by the way,
(16:53):
sell our country out to the Chinese, just selling off
the land, selling off our manufacturing, running it overseas. We
then turn around and buy critical national security things. We
buy drones from China. Oh is that some Chinese spyware?
And they're nah, it's fine. Hey, let us install this
(17:15):
home camera in your house. Will the CCP be watching it?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
They might. Where are your solar panels made? Let me
spoil it for you. China, America will smash its own
energy sector and then pay you your own money back
when they give you Turks credits, it's your own money.
Pay you your own money back to go buy solar
panels made by our mortal enemy Chase. I can't, I can't.
(17:44):
It reminds me of this story Kohler wants to put
a camera in your toilet. Do we have to have
cameras on anything? And I really don't think. I really
don't think you want a camera on people's toilets. Isn't
that a little member Big Chungus from the other day,
What Chris hear me out? Imagine a camera in Big
(18:05):
chungus Is toilet? What Chris, I'm just saying, Chungus, that evil,
demonic teacher. What. I don't want to see it either.
Let's hope that Chinese are monitoring, that they'll be ending
that real quickly. Pow, Oh my gosh, turn it off. Jeez.
I love Cozy Earth, but there's a dangerous, devastating development.
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Last night me Jewish producer Chris Corey, we got Little
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did come home and there was a grease spot on
my Cozy Earth pants and that led to an uncomfortable conversation.
I said, Princess, That's why I usually call her when
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I'm gonna get yelled at for something. I know you're
going to be upset, but my favorite pants have a
little grease staying on them. Can you help? And there
was some yelling. You know, you should do it yourself,
you do it all the time. There was a little
of that, but then of course I had to take
my pants off, and she ran to the sink, came
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be back truth Attitude Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse
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Remember if you miss any part of the show, you
can download the whole thing on iHeart Spotify iTunes. Also,
(19:56):
remember Jensaki deserves all the credit in the world for
being the first of many who will come after her.
Now they must guide the communist animals to a new demon,
a new devil. I do na sie, a new anti Christ.
As Trump isn't running in twenty twenty eight, the transition
(20:17):
has begun.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
I think the little mentoring candidate jd Vance wants to
be president more than anything else. I always wonder what's
going on in the mind of his wife, like Okay,
please bring blank four times. Yeah, we'll come over here,
We'll save you, And that he's willing to do anything
to get there, and that your whole iteration you're just outlined.
(20:40):
I mean, he's scarier in certain ways, he's smarter in
some ways, and he's young and ambitious and ambitious.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Dear Jesse, ever given any thought on giving a talk
on the Armenian genocide. It doesn't get discussed much. I
assume it's become the victims were Christians. We've done a
street episode on that, didn't we Chris, we did. It
was a long time ago. The Armenian Genocide. For those
who may not be aware of it, I'll just give
you like a two minute version of it, because we've
(21:10):
done a long one on it before. And you remember
the Ottoman Empire, big, long, powerful empire then leading into
World War One. They're aging out quickly. The empire is crumbling.
But they had a long, good run. Then we were wrong.
They had nothing to be ashamed of. Empires don't last forever.
It's crumbling on them, it's falling apart. They had Armenian
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Christians as a minority in their Muslim population, and during
the reign of the Ottoman Empire, Christians in Jews were
They were always minorities, and they were never equal citizens.
So I don't want to act like they were, but
at various points in the empire they were actually treated. Okay,
(21:57):
So Chris isn't going to be allowed in public office,
neither am I. But we have rights, we can live freely.
We're not beaten in the streets. But what happens, what
happens so many times in countries, is when you have
a minority population, maybe an unhappy minority population, and you
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get into a war with another country, the minority population
it can be looked at as a potentially subversive maybe
even traitorous portion of your country. Hey, these Armenian Christians,
they seem like the type of people who are going
to collaborate with the enemy against us. I bet they're
(22:41):
collaborating now against us. That kind of a thing. And look,
sometimes it does happen, obviously, so it's not always based
on fake stuff. What they decided to do in Turkey,
the Ottomans was they decided to get them out, march
them out, so they can't do anything. And remember they
(23:04):
were already looked at as a lesser than minority, lesser
than the Muslim population. And on top of that, it
was a logistical nightmare. Remember we've had this talk many
times before, like on our Andersonville when we did when
I did that history thing on Andersonville. This is the
(23:25):
this is the true story of the Trail of Tears
and stuff like that too. Logistical nightmares are oftentimes treated
as malicious historical atrocities, and sometimes they are, but sometimes
they're just logistical nightmares. You don't have the food, you
don't have the shelter, you can't put it together. The
Armenian genocide was massive. It was malicious, by the way.
(23:47):
It was massive, It was evil, mass starvation, women were
abused in terrible ways, pregnant women. It was terrible, but
a horrible logistical situation made it as bad. We'll never
know the true number, but a lot of Armenians died.
And it's always been a story that fascinated me because
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I like Armenians. I've known several in my life. The
dudes are almost always tough as nails. The women are wonderful.
The Armenians I've known have always been wonderful people. I'm
just kind of a fan. I was, actually it's a
long story, was in an Armenian neighborhood for a bit
of time at one point in time. Completely enjoyed my
(24:29):
time there. I would have moved in, completely enjoyed my
time there. Yeah, it was a funny thing. Chris just
asked me if there was a big lobby asking me
to talk about it. So get this. You want to
hear a bonker's little thing. You know. I ran for
Congress twice, lost twice. Both times I was running for Congress,
I had lobbyist groups from Turkey and Armenia lobbying me
(24:58):
about this issue that's correct, about an issue that's one
hundred years old. The Armenians wanted to know, hey, are
you going to back a resolution calling this a genocide
for what it is? The Turks wanted to know, hey,
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you're not going to call this a genocide? Right countries
they don't let go of things like this, And look,
when we're talking a million dead, that's going to be
something you hang on to for quite a while. One
hundred years is not that many generations removed. How many
Armenians are alive today, How many are listening to the
(25:40):
sound of my voice right now? Who lost somebody? And
that whole disgusting disaster. It's it's funny how many places
don't let it go. Japan, for instance, you remember our
I've talked about it during our Kamikaze episode. We think
about the Empire of Japan in a lot of different ways,
but well, I'm talking about the Empire of Japan, not
(26:01):
Japan today. The Empire of Japan. We think about a
lot of the terrible things they did, not just the conquest,
but the atrocities, that endless atrocities, the human rights violations.
It was just it was really, really, really bad. That's
not how Japan teaches it. It's a source of controversy
(26:22):
to this stay to this day, the Japanese government, the
Japanese people, they don't step up and acknowledge that at all.
It's a big rift between them and China. When it
comes to you've probably heard of the story of the
rape of Nanking. We won't go into it here where
the Japanese stormed into the Chinese capital, the Chinese capital
(26:42):
back then and did all these horrible atrocities and rape
and murder and was terrible. The Chinese to this day
will come out and say, no, no, you need to
acknowledge it. You killed five hundred thousand people, And the
Japanese to this day I will say, ah, I mean, look,
maybe twenty five thousand, maybe twenty five thousand, and a
couple of troops got out of hand here, one or
(27:03):
two guys got out of hand there. It's not near
as bad as you're making it out to be. And
to this day it's controversial as in I will probably
just on that two sentence little explanation I just gave,
I will probably get complaints from one side or the other.
Countries hang on to it. I think it's fascinating Jesse.
(27:25):
I think the government shut down is a great thing. However,
my daughter is dating a young man who just started
in the Space Force, says they aren't getting paid. How
do you reconcile a great thing like the federal government
shut down with the fact our nation's service members are
working without pay. I think it's disgraceful that they tie
it to troop pay. That's what I think is disgraceful.
(27:47):
But of course that's part of why they do it.
That's part of why they do it. They do it
so your hand always feels forced. It's like when they
take one good thing and throw it in a really,
really bad bill. They'll take some trillion dollar pork bill
full of a bunch of legalized government corruption, and then
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they'll throw in one hundred miles a border wall, and
they'll say, well, you're not going to vote against a
border wall, are you? Exact same kind of thing. These people,
as dumb as so many of them are, really are clever,
devious people when it comes to things that matter to them,
which is their money and their power. They're great at that. Well,
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we can't pay the troops. Disgraceful, disgraceful that our troops
are not getting paid. It's freaking horrible. Abortions disgraceful. Then
they love it. It has become truly a sacrament to
the communists in this country, a sacrament. I hate it,
and I want it stopped same way you want it stopped.
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And I have learned over the years that laws are
not going to stop it. They're not laws will not
stop it. We have to change hearts. We have to stop.
Is the desire to kill your unborn child? How can
we do that? Especially when now, I mean, get a
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telehealth meeting and they'll send you the pill and the mail.
Preborn is how we do that? Preborn. We give these
women free ultrasounds. Let that mom hear that heartbeat and
she will choose life. Look twenty eight bucks by is
the ultrasound? How many lives do you buy for a grand?
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Twenty grand? We've had people give fifty several times before
it's tax deductible. The end of the year is coming.
Talk about the ultimate right off. Go to preborn dot
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com slash Jesse sponsored by Preborn. We'll be back. Jesse
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Kelly returns next. It is The Jesse Kelly's Show. Final
segment of the Jesse Kelly show until we return on Friday.
So don't panic when you tune in tomorrow and I'm gone.
Just send me a question, ask me anything, Jesse at
jessekellyshow dot com and we will chop away at those
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on Friday. Now, it's not all bad news. I know.
Me being gone tomorrow is wearing heavy on your hoard
is as heavy as ten boxes.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
That you might be moving.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
But there are great things happening out there right now,
things that fill my heart with joy. Here's one for you.
Hamburger Helper sales surge as Americans titan budget for meals.
I mean, the tightening of the budget is not ideal.
But you know something, I have never one time in
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my life met somebody who eats Hamburger Helper who I
didn't like. It is one hundred percent of the time
if you meet somebody and that person consumes Hamburger Helper,
that's going to be as salt of the earth human
being that you can hang out with. Chris, have you
ever met somebody you could anyone name one person you
(31:19):
What did you just say? What do you mean you
don't eat Hamburger Helper? Why? Hi? It's low class? Excuse me?
Corey do you eat hamburger helper? Of course he does
low class. Have you seen the flavors there's, dude, Chris,
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It's not just cheeseburger, Chris. They have all kinds of
flight low class. Excuse me, and hamburger helper is better
reheated than it is the first time. There's something about
the grease or something like that. Dude, Chris, it is.
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It's bonkers to me. Somebody as cheap as you doesn't
eat hamburger helper? Is it not kosher? I think it's kosher.
It's got No, you don't have class, Chris. Oh, that
reminds me. Here's something else. Now, I'm pretty sure you
people can't eat this, so this isn't necessarily going to
be for you. But here's a little underrated thing I
used to do, you know, velveta shells and cheese. You know,
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I'm a big velvita fan. I like cheese, velveta shells
and cheese. There's a recipe online. They used to put
it on the box. I don't know if they still
do that anymore, but I'm sure it's easy to find
online for a cheeseburger mac you do with the velveta
shells and cheese, and you can edit it to make
it your own. It's not complicated, and you're throwing burger
in a pan and you brown the burger. But whatever, unbelievable,
(32:53):
unbelievable people don't know about it. Most people just forget it.
Most people walk by the Velveta shells and cheese. Look
for something classy like Kraft Mac. The velveta shells and cheese,
cheeseburger map Mac. It feeds a family of four. Maybe
not if you have teenage boys, but it feeds a
family of four. I'm telling you freaking delicious. And if
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you're a single dude or a chick who's trying to
pack on some pounds maybe you're getting too skinny. You
can eat on this thing for three or four days.
I'm telling you three or four. Imagine how much of
it Chungus can eat. I bet she can put what Chris,
you know, Jungus can lay that lay waste to the
whole thing. There aren't going to be any leftovers when
Chungus gets ham on some cheeseburger Mac guaranteed, guaranteed. I guarantee.
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She's not a big pure talk customer either. You know that. Patriots, Yeah,
I know she's a big customer, She's just not a
Puretalk customer. Patriots switch to pure Talk. Communists have Horizon
At and T T Mobile because those companies are putrid
filth and they take your money and they use it
against you and against your country. Country. Do you know
(33:59):
what you know what pure talk is doing right now?
You know rescue dogs, These dogs that just get abandoned
and left, always looking for a home. Wonderful thing to
adopt a rescue dog. Pure Talk figures this out. Wait
a minute, we have all these veterans struggling with PTSD, loneliness,
needing somebody needing something. Why don't we pair the two.
(34:24):
Why don't we get rescue dogs and connect them with
veterans who are struggling. So while you're funding Black Lives Matter,
I'm getting rescue dogs with veterans. They're on the same tower.
I'm paying half of what I used to pay. You
keep your phone, keep your phone number, or get a
brand new one. Switch to the company that cares about
(34:47):
this country. Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse
Kelly pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. All right, Jesse,
you mentioned several times how when Obama got into office,
he started installing communists everywhere. He can't And it sounds
(35:08):
simple enough. If one president can do that, why can't
one president reverse that and start installing patriots in those
same positions. Well they are slowly. Here was the problem.
It's not just that they installed all these communists throughout
the government. The communists they installed then began hiring and
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installing other ones. Remember Obama was there for eight years
filling the swamp as fast as he could. Donald Trump
one point zero first term may have campaigned on it.
He didn't at all understand the importance of draining said swamp,
and he just thought that they were going to work
for him because he was the boss. He just didn't
(35:53):
understand that. Yet he does understand that now. And so
we're facing and then another four years of Joe Biden.
That's sixteen years of the communist cancer metastasizing. How about
that word of the communist cancer metastasizing inside of the
government that doesn't get removed in nine months. They are beginning.
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We are replacing the people in the top offices. But
remember it's an entire building. It's not just the top floor,
several floors below, all the way down to the ground floor.
You have communists who've been installed there, and it's gonna
take time. And now here's a headline. Why go you know,
you know the thing headlines We didn't get to. Louver
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director admits insufficient camera coverage inside the heist. I'm calling
this right now. You can say I'm full of crap,
or you can say it's an obvious point. When they
finally figure out who jacked the jewels from the louver
in France, it's going to be an inside job. Somebody
inside of that someone inside that building was in on
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the heist, guaranteed has to be. There's no other explanation.
Columbia's President Petro tells Univision he wants to get rid
of Trump. You Latin American dictators are getting awfully lippy
with the man who's nuke and drug boats and who's
parked the entire United States Navy right off your coast.
You best be real careful there, mister Columbian president, unless
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your military is greatly improved over what it's been before.
More bad news for DAMS. Focus groups see the party
as weak and woke. The Republicans better thank their lucky
stars every day that Democrats are evil and insane and stupid.
Otherwise they'd be in trouble. Florida files Supreme Court case
after illegal immigrant truck driver kills three. I just I'm
(37:48):
so sick of these stories because it reminds me that
I have children and a wife who go out and
drive on the highway, and that big semi bearing down
on them, on them may very well have some drunk
illegal who doesn't and speak English. Tulane University deplays delays
approval of tp USA chapter revival. Communists across this country
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are so scared of the rising storm on the right,
and it is fantastic. It makes me smile when I
read stories like this. I will see you on Friday.
I'm not gonna beer tomorrow, That's all.
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