July 9, 2025 • 37 mins
The dangers of the DC bubble. Is Jesse a fake dumb guy? Shake shack has a problem.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show with
me the beaver Hunter, Jesse. Don't shake your head, Chris. Anyway,
We're gonna do a bunch of emails and stuff this hour.
We're gonna make fun of Jasmine Crockett here. Shortly, we're
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gonna talk about how the economy is shifting away from
being foreign to domestic. Hi, that's a good thing. All
that and so much more coming up in the final
hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I want
to remind you you can email the show Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. I also want to remind you
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that communists are anti humans. Anti humans. The Right is
always makeing a mistake and dealing with communists because they
feel like at least some of the values have to
be the same right. I used to get told this
all the time from guys who'd been in Republican politics
for a long time. Well, we all kind of want
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the same things. And I remember looking at them like
they were in an alien life form when they said that,
do you listen to these people when they talk? We
don't all want the same things. That's crazy. Anti humans
are not going to share any of your morality. Here's
Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett. Remember Texas has been crushed by
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these floods. The stories are so bad, it's awful. Listen
to Jasmine Crockett. She's kind of attempts to say the
right thing, but it's so obvious that there's no feeling there,
there's no empathy there. She ends up just making it
about her.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So anyway, I just wanted to jump on because my
heart is truly heavy for all of these families. The
sad part is I think that my heart is going
to carry a level of weight that will continue to
weigh me down as we have to continue to do
our best to survive in administration that literally is against
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us in administration that is doing everything in my mind
to hurt us and not help us. And it feels
like we're fending for ourselves.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That was that was her statement. As they're pulling little
girls out of the mud and notifying their families they're dead,
that was her statement. This is the problem the communist
runs into, especially dumb ones like Jasmine Crockett. Her problem
is she's not dumb enough to fake it don't have
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any feeling for human beings, and sometimes it just comes out.
What a statement. Let's do some me I's jesse. I'm
a little shocked at the president's response to the Epstein
question this morning. Surely he must realize there are a
lot of unanswered questions surrounding this issue, and surely he
must understand how deeply disturbing this case is to many Americans.
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His response smacks of nothing to see here, mop move on. Okay,
So there was this restaurant one time. It was in
a little town townshend Townsend, Montana, I believe is the
name of the town. Don't quote me on that, but
I'm pretty sure that was the name of the town.
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And in this little restaurant on occasion, if my dad
and I were going through to a construction project, or
we were going hunting, or we were on some kind
of a family trip, they had a little Italian restaurant.
This is a small town in Montana. Maybe you've been there,
maybe've heard of it, but it's a small town and
they had a little Italian restaurant in this town, and
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little family owned joint, one of those great little you know,
the red and white tablecloth Italian joints where you walk
in and you know you're about to have a good
Italian meal. You know. Don't shake your head, Chris, you're
just jealous because your food sucks. Anyway, back to what
we were discussing, and every single time we went through
this place, I got the menu item that was for me.
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It was one of the greatest things I've ever eaten
in a restaurant to this day. Kalamari steaks. You know
what kalamari is. Everyone has fried, Every bar has fried kalamari.
The little squid. Well, very very rarely you will find
a restaurant that will serve it up as steaks, a
gigantic slab of it, and they always cook it in
lemon butter, and if it's done right, it's so so good,
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so good. It's almost impossible to find. No restaurant carries it.
But when you find one that does it well it
it's amazing. The klamari steaks, my dad and I both
it was all we'd order. You might get something else
on the side, you're getting a kalamari steak at this restaurant.
It was what we did every time we went through there,
and the last time we went through there, went in
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all excited because it was this was once a year,
maybe maybe once every two years. We would ever get here.
Go in there, sit down, open up the menu. No
calamari steaks. They're not on the many. We're thinking, wait what.
Immediately that panic starts to set in. Wait what. There's
no way they took it away, right, So grab the
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owner because the owner was always coming around talking to people.
It's not like we did the whole Karen talk to
the manager thing. Owner comes over and my dad and
I wrote, where are the kalamari steaks? The kalamari steaks,
why don't you And he said, hey, look, nobody liked
those steaks, and we about fell out of our chair.
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We told him though they were the best thing ever.
You don't understand. But for him, he wasn't us. He
was in that restaurant every single day. He's studying the
bottom line every single day. Who orders what? How many
of these? Okay, so we had twenty five spaghetti orders,
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two pizzas. He's in the middle of it every single day.
So that gives him one perspective on it. I'm not
saying it gives him the correct perspective. I'm not saying
it gives him the incorrect perspective. But he has the
perspective of the guy who runs the restaurant. So for
k Kalamari steaks to him were something nobody ordered because
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they sucked. No one cared about him. Calamari steaks for us,
the customer, were everything. It was the only reason we'd
ever go to the We never went back, as a
matter of fact, never went back, not gonna go. What's
the point. I can get spaghetti anywhere I want to
Calamari steaks. When you are the president of the United
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States of America, that in and of itself is a
bubble because remember everybody, I tried to explain this before,
everyone around you works for you. Everybody in your life,
even if they don't work for you, they want something
from you. They don't want to anger you, They want
to be in your in your favor. Honestly, you don't
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want to think of the president as a king, because
we don't want a king. But that's it's very much
like that. I'll never experience that in my life, neither
will you. But imagine every single person who surrounds you
wanting your favorite at all times. Can I do something
for you? Can. That may be nice, it may sound nice.
You'll find somebody to make a red lobster run for you,
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but it's going to give you a perspective of life
of America of the people that is not always one
hundred percent accurate. People like you, like me, We want
to know who the wealthy, powerful people were that were
abusing young girls. We've been told for years that all
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these young girls were abused. We find that disgusting. We
want the wealthy, powerful billionaires, politicians, foreign, domestic, Republican Democrat,
we don't care. We want these people held to account.
And it's not a small deal to us on the
US normal people on the outside looking in. It matters
deeply to us now. And this is not a defense
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of Donald Trump, and what he said not a defensive
dropping it, so don't take it that way. But look
at his perspective President of the United States of America.
He's working peace deals across the globe, trade deals, remember
tear us fall down August fifth, He's meeting with he's
calling Vladimir Putin, meeting with Japan. Japan, you have this
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big thing coming. He's secure in the United States border.
He's whipping votes in Congress to try to pass the
one big This is a tiny fraction of what he
experiences every single day. That's a bubble surrounded by people
who work for him. That's a bubble. Jeffrey Epstein getting
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to the bottom of things. Oh sure, I brought it
up on the campaign drail, But surely everyone's moved on.
Gas prices are low. Surely everyone's moved on. Haven't you
heard the border secure? I don't have time to deal
with this. I'm trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize.
That's what I was trying to get through to the
Trump administration. If you think this is something people are
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going to just let go or blow off, you are
in a bubble and you are sorely mistaken. And maybe
you don't have the goods, as I believe. Maybe the
goods have been destroyed and you don't have them. You
thought you did. You told everybody to go on television,
sit and say we're going to release everything, and then
the file gets on your desk and the FBI and
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CIA have had the paper shredder to it and the
reactions to it, and you find out you don't have
the goods, You don't have this list, you don't have that,
you don't have it, then you've got to tell the
American people that it's not going to make people cheer.
But whatever you have or don't have, you have got
to be as forthcoming with that as you possibly can,
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because this is not something people are going to let
go because gas prices are low. They not We have
a bubble bubbles that's the problem. All right, Let's uh,
let's talk about Stacey Abrams the world of Make Believe
again briefly, and then we'll move on get back to emails.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful,
fantastic Wednesday. Member. You can email the show Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm going to get back to
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the emails here in just a second. But as a
beaver hunter, I feel obligated to go don't roll your eyes, Chris,
I feel obligated to go over again. We are seeing
an escalation in violence from communists. There's an escalation in
rhetoric from democrats and media members. This is translating into
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escalation in violence from the street animals. This kind of stuff.
It's not standard Democrat talking points for you. It is
because you're a normal human being. The crazy, malcontented psycho
communists sitting at home with nothing to live for here's
this stuff, and takes it as marching.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You send the US Marines into spaces they should not be,
You send the National Guard in. You kidnap people off
of the streets and pretend that's normal, because that's how
you quiet thes sent because you make everyone afraid that
if they don't do what you want, they might be next.
And once you've done those nine steps, steps ten is easy,
that's when you decide there won't be new elections because
everyone's either afraid, poor, broken, or complicit.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Sounds like nothing. The person at home with nothing to
live forward takes that as marching orders. They put on
some tack gear and they go try to kill some
ice agents. This stuff, this was CNN. This is the
stuff that activates the street animal. Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They are not going after criminals.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
They're going after anybody that is brown, that looks like me,
that can't pass as what they say as a typical American.
Sounds like nothing to you, it's not nothing to them.
Here's the King Jeffreys on CNN.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
According to Axios, Summer are even being told they need
to be more willing to go out there and get
shot when fighting. That was a direct quote, get shot
when fighting back against some of Trump's policies. One House
Democrat saying, quote, and I'll read it to you. Our
own base is telling us that what we're doing is
not good enough. There needs to be blood to grab
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the attention of the press and the public.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
This was from Newsmax.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
This was in San Antonio, Texas, where a challenger for
a District one council called for the killing of ICE
agents in Los Angeles. You won't even believe this. This
is Matthew Guana and he posted the comment here on
x in response to dh DHS agents arresting illegals in LA.
He says, and they will get shot by the Los
Angeles public. I want to see if you dead ICE
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agents Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Don't let me down. Can you believe Remember what happened
right after Chuck Schumer said this. I want to tell
you gor Zatch.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
I want to tell you Kavanaugh, you have released the
world way and you will pay the price. You won't
know what hit you if you go forward with these
awful decisions.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Elite communists give the orders that's what those were. They
were orders. Elite communists give the orders, Streak communists carry
out the violence. Elite communists then step in and provide
legal protections. As the Democrat Party goes down and down
and down in popularity, that's really what's sparking a lot
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of this. The Democrats are not only out of power,
they're unpopular, so they feel really, really out of power. Well,
the more out of power Democrats get, the more they
will escalate streak communist violence. They's a warning for all
of us to be ready to make preparations. Jesse. I've
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been listening to your show for quite a while and
I look forward every night to hearing some good history
street information. Your knowledge and ability to communicate complex history
is just wonderful. It is wonderful. I agree. But that's
what beaver hunters do, Chris. We communicate history. Chris, you're
gonna be so jealous when I get Oh, by the way,
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I used to have a beaver hat. Did you know
that now? What what? They're only like one hundred dollars
a pelt? Yeah? Well mine wasn't authentic, buddy. It was fake.
It was fake fur and whatnot. It was when I
was a kid, I was obsessed with John Wayne movies.
My dad was obsessed with them. Therefore, as any young man,
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I was obsessed with them. And I used to watch
all the John Wayne movies. And there's a great John
Wayne movie I've heard, it's a true story called The Alamo,
and John Wayne plays Davy Crockett in that movie, and
he wears a beaver hat. And after I saw that movie,
all I wanted was a beaver hat so I could
dress like Davy Crockett in The Alamo. And that year
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for Chris, what, Chris, what you mean it's not a
beaver hat. I know it's a coonskin, but I thought
it was beaver at the time. And so eventually I
was given that beaver hat, which was kind of coonskin,
but I told everyone it was a beaver hat. And
I think it costs like five dollars. It definitely wasn't
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real for but for me, it was the greatest thing
in the world. Why do you have to try to
correct me? I bet Davy Crockett had a beaver one
for real, that coonskin one. That's Hollywood line, Chris, Hollywood
tells lies. You would know, Jesse, what happened to your
Pam BONDI versus Fox Arrest board. I only listened, so
is it's still up? Okay, it's still up, and we
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are keeping track of the Fox News appearances versus government
arrest appearances. And I'll put a display up again. I
want to see, not that I'm hopeful, I want to
see if this James call me John Brennan's stuff actually
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goes somewhere. I don't think it will. I think it's
going to amount to a couple slap on the wrist
perjury charges, and these guys are gonna get off scott free,
like government people always do. But I hate to even
say this, because you know, I'm not a fan. I
wish it was someone else. But I want to see
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if she can do it. I'm going to see if
she can put together a case against government people and
send government people to prison. I guess maybe I'm waiting
at this point in time. Uh pause on that for
a moment. I hope that first responders and the heroism
of first responders. I hope that's on your mind as
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we see what they're doing in Texas as we speak,
as we see what they did in Idaho and what
they went through in idahot remember when that animal ambushed
a couple of them, And I hope you understand that
Tunnel to how when the worst happens, when a fireman
dies in an ambush, Tunnel to Towers steps in as
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fast as they can to try to bring some level
of comfort for the families. You know those two firemen
who were killed in Idaho, you know, Tunnel To Towers
announced they're going to pay off the mortgages for their families. No,
it doesn't bring him back. They don't pretend it does.
But I'll tell you what the financial stress that comes
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after dad dies. I've seen it many times. It's tough.
At least taking a mortgage payment off someone's plate is
something that's real, real help. And that's what you do
with your eleven dollars a month. T the number two
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Jesse Kelly. It is that Jesse Kelly's show, and it
is a happy day with me, beaver Hunter Jesse. Remember
if you miss any part of the show, you can
download it on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Don't shake your head
when I talk about that, Chris, You're gonna feel bad
when I have a beaver pelt and you do not.
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Guess who's not getting one. It's probably not even kosher anyway.
I'll get one for Corey. I'll get one for me.
You can have nothing. You can have nothing. No, you're
not gonna wear it. You're not gonna have the opportunity to.
Now you don't need to with that ridiculous hippie here
you have going, dear cheatah fighter Jesse. While I can
totally buy your claims that you're a jerk, I have
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to take issue with claims of being dumb according to
community college grades, algebra, etc. Here's why you said you
did so well on the Arms Services Aptitude Battery as BAB.
Actually didn't even know. That's what that's good for? That
you could practically have written your own ticket for an
occupational choice upon re enlistment if you had re enlisted.
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And I believe you, Yeah, I got an eighty seven. Well,
I'm somewhat familiar with the test, having sat for it
myself and having read the book The Bell Curve. The
book repeatedly mentions a strong positive correlation to adult cognitive
tests in the ASVAB. So here's my question, are you
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a dumb Are your dumb guy claims unlike your claims
of being a jerk just stick for the Jesse Kelly Show. Well,
there are things that are not arguable. I'm not sure
how to answer that, so I'll try to answer it
this way. I did get a zero point zero grade
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point average my first semester of college. I graduated high school.
I went to Montana State. If you don't believe me,
I believe the transcript is still on the website. My
first semester I got zero point zero. That's not arguable.
Something else that's not arguable. When I got out of
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the Marine Corps and I went to community college. Granted
it was a pretty high end community college. I had
to drop algebra a couple times because it wasn't going well.
It's not arguable I graduated. I think I graduated in
the bottom half of my high school class. But it
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was a big class. I mean, there were a lot
of kids, but the bottom half. And remember there weren't
even very many Asians and I finished in the bottom half. Still,
so that's not ideal. I think I'm very similar to
other people and that I'm I'm quote smart at what
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I love and I'm dumb at what. I don't Why
Why did I dislike algebra so much? I think math
is so boring. Some people love it and they're good
at it. I think it's so boring. And when you
think it's boring, when you're not into it, you tend
to I'm not saying this is right, you tend to
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not put as much effort into it, and you don't
put any effort into it. Then you get worse at it,
and so the boredom turns into being bad at it.
Sports is actually a good example. Have you ever wondered,
let me ask you this. Here's a good way to
answer this. Have you ever looked at a professional fighter
of some kind of professional boxer or UFC guy and wondered,
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why would you do that for a living? Think about that,
because those guys, it's not as if they're not afraid.
Don't ever think that. Some of the greats of all
time will tell you I was scared to death every
single time I thought I was gonna die. I thought
I was gonna get hurt. All the different jobs you
could do for a living, and you punch other people
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in the face and get punched in the face and
kicked and concussions and broken bones, and why would you
do that for a living? Well, you have to rewind
how did you get into it? Maybe you were getting
beat up in school, maybe your dad was one, maybe whatever.
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But if you talk to those guys, you will almost
always discover this. And this applies to wrestlers too. You know, wrestlers.
Somewhere along the line they had a boxing fight, an
MMA fight, a wrestling match and they won, and that
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feeling is hard to replicate. They were good at it,
and so you started to put more time and effort
into it, and then you started to love it, and
then that translated into being better at it. And you see,
we're all quote smart at things we love, and we're
all dumb at things we don't love. I there are
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so many things I have, so many blind spots and
things that I cannot do. Why do I call myself
the menu whisper? Besides the fact that it's unbelievably true,
I should note that I went to a barbecue restaurant
the other day, never been in this place before. I
ordered two things because sometimes I'll do that, wanting to
try them both. The waitress set the two things down
in front of me, and she said, this is in
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front of AB and the boys, you really did good
with these two things. I looked at it right in
the eye and I said, I know I did. And
the boys were horrified, and ob was rolling her eyes.
But why am I good at ordering food? Because I
love it? Because I have an unhealthy obsession with food,
with eating delicious foods, so I put it a really
unhealthy amount of time into it. There are different kinds
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of smart. I'm smart at things I enjoy, just like
you are. It's no better, no better, no worse. I'm
bad at things I ain't and good at things I love. Jesse,
do you or Jewish producer Chris have an opinion about
shake Shack burgers? I know you usually go to more
I end at Red Lobster, but I was just wondering
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what you think, dude. I love Shakeshack. I love Shakeshack.
But my issue is this, the crinkle cut fries. Now
Shakeshack at least cook them long enough that they have
a little crisp on them. But crinkle cut fries. Fries
should be thin. Fries should be thin. I don't want
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steak fries. I don't want crinkle cut fries. If I
wanted to bake potato, I would have ordered a baked potato.
Fries should be thin and crispy. That's my point. That's
exactly right, Chris. Chris brought up a good point, which
is amazing. Crinkle cut fries are very similar. And Lord,
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forgive me for making this comparison. This is I'm sorry.
They're very similar to mozzarella sticks. Mozzarella sticks when they're right, right, temperature,
right coating right, mozzarella sticks are almost impossible to be.
I'm a Mazzarelli stick fan. But it's so hard to
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get them right. They're either too hot and right. When
you pull them out, you bite into them, and then
that liquid, the liquid, the oil they fry it in,
it squirts out on your face and you have third
degree burns on your face and it's miserable. But then,
so you don't do that, and what do you do?
You wait, but you wait a little bit too long,
and now the cheese has gotten too rubbery, and now
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they suck. It's hard to make a good Nazi stick.
The exact same thing applies to crinkled cut fries. It's
hard to make them right. McDonald's fries arby's curly fries
seasoned curlyes. It's hard to screw them up. You can
get McDonald's fries not even all that hot, and they're
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still good. They're better hot, don't get me wrong. But
let's say your wife's being selfish, not that I would
do anything like this, and she opened up the bag
to steal some fries when you're on the way home
after you picked it up, and that means the heat
got let out, and therefore your McDonald's fries aren't as
piping hot as they should be. You can get by
with that. If that's the crinkle cuts, it's over. Sucks Jesse.
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I just bought a burna for my dime Kimberly. She
loves watching twenty twenty and dateline murder shows like AB does,
and told me the other day that she feels like
she needs something to protect herself. After my initial surprise,
I asked her if she wanted something that was less
lethal but would stop a bad man in her tracks.
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She agreed, and her burna is on the way along
for one, along with one for me as well. My
question I have for you is what is your load out?
Do you run full magazine of kinetic rounds or tear
gas or is it possible to alternating rounds in the
same mach Okay, his name is Bo One, good job
Bo and Kimberly two. I've told you before that Berna.
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The reason it's legal in all fifty states and you
don't need a permit is because it's less lethal. It's
not a gun. So even your girlfriend, your wife, maybe you.
I don't like guns. I'm not comfortable with guns. That's fine,
don't call it a gun. They have teargas rounds. It's
got tear gas powder in it, which is brutal. It's
so brutal. But they also have what are called kinetic rounds.
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And I need to explain this. That's a hard plastic round.
So you know how I tell you swat teams, Carrie Burner,
there's all kinds of burnout of products. Swat teams. They
will load up one or two kinetic rounds to be
shot first. And what they'll do is if there's a
hostage situation something like that, they'll go up to a window,
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pop pop, shoot it out with the kinetic rounds and
then start shooting the tear gas rounds in there. I
go every other round kinetic tear gas, kinetic tear gas
kinnetic to your guests, I'm not telling you that's how
you should do it, but that's what I want. I
want something that's a hard wap and I also want
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some kind of a chemical agent. By the way, go
save yourself a pile of money ten percent off right now,
b y Rna Berna dot com. We'll be back. He
doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.
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But don't worry. We will be back tomorrow. In the meantime,
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Speaker 1 (30:58):
Oh, California anyway, Newsom's in some trouble.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Justice Apartment suing California over alleged Title nine violations. The
lawsuit sites Governor Gavin Newsom's own words that biological males
competing to women's sports is quote deeply unfair. The Justice
Department slams policies that eviscerate equal athletic opportunities for girls,
and they also require girls to share intimate spaces such
as locker rooms with boys, causing a hostile educational environment
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that denies girls educational opportunities.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I am so fascinated, I really, really genuinely fascinated. We've
talked about this before, about the tranny thing and Democrats
and setting aside the insanity, immorality and all that other stuff.
It's such a political loser. I've always said this, It
is a political loser. Even if you're King Tranning, right,
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even if you are you're mister Training, no one cares
about that issue. But if you become the promoter of it,
you turn people off so badly because for normal people,
for most people, it's weird, it's gross, it's bad. And
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yet that has become the Democrat party. But they took
it a step further. Men competing in women's sports, these
dudes high school, college and professional. What happens around the
world where some dude will just grow his hair out
and go start beating the crap out of women in sports.
That creates it. Just again, politics aside decent human beings.
(32:42):
You don't have to be political. They don't want to
ever see a woman hurt. It's not that people cheer
when a man gets hurt. But the good part of you,
the instincts inside of you, says, hey, a woman. You know,
they're smaller, they're weaker, they're risks, are just pathetic. They
should be protected. And when a man hurts one it
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turns everyone off. Some people like me, we want to
go kill that guy, but it turns everybody off. Democrats
are now the party of cheering for the abuse of women.
That's what it is. I don't care about sports records.
It's not that it doesn't mean anything to me, but
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that's not what gets me the most. What gets me
the most is these men are physically hurting these women,
and these men are I don't like to talk about it.
It's really gross. But you know, Paula Scanlon, she was
one of those swimmers at you, Penn. I've interviewed Paula
a couple of times and she talks about and I
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think about this. You're a college girl, you're a young lady.
They had to change in front of a dude in
the locker room. Isn't that just the worst thing you've
ever heard in your life? Doesn't that make you want
to just choke somebody. Democrats they not only support it,
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they loudly support it, and they just got crushed on
this issue. This issue is not a side issue. It's
not that at all. Donald Trump's campaign. They were running
all kinds of commercials nationally, and like all political campaigns,
they were testing with the audience to see what works
(34:31):
and what doesn't, what moves the meter with independence, with
undecided people. I started to really notice this actually in Texas,
as a matter of fact, where advertisement after advertisement was
about the trainee issue, and I thought, well, that's okay,
I get that, but it's also Texas. I could see
maybe the Trump campaign they think it's going to move
(34:53):
the medle and knew the needle in Texas. I get
that it's a red state. But then had to go
up to Pennsylvania for a family affair, swing state, the
same ad was running all the time on television. The
ad moved the American public into Donald Trump's corner. Yeah, Chris, Yeah,
(35:14):
go ahead and play him. That that the weird Charlemagne guy
even him.
Speaker 8 (35:18):
Listen, I'll tell you what that ad they was running
during the football game this weekend claiming the vice president
supports funding gender transition surgeries for all president mats and
migrants in the US.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That was nuts. I don't know if it would say nuts,
but that was crazy funny. I don't know. I don't
know if it was the backdrop of football.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
But when you hear the narrators say Commala supports taxpayer
funded sex changes for prisoners.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
That one line, I was like, hell, no, I don't want.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
My taxpayer dollars going to definitely say that she did.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
That ad was effective.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
Commona took a picture of the transgender it was it
was this is what they were saying that It made
it seem like Commalas supports transgender sex changes in jail
with our money.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
That's what That's what it came.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
That was yes, it said it literally said, uh that
Kmmala supports taxpay appointed sex changes for prisoners, and it
talks about how you know, uh, she supports pointing gender
transition surgeries for all prison inmates and migrants in the
United States.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
That ad was impactful coming right off an election where
they got crushed, a presidential election where they got crushed.
On this issue, they haven't moved one inch on it.
It is. It's amazing, honestly. And now here's a headline
by go you know, you know the thing headlines we
(36:32):
didn't get to. Mattel launches Barbie Doll with diabetes. I
have mixed emotions about this whole thing, but I guess
a feminist Barbie makes sense. Ihan Omar's activist daughter, unemployed
after graduation from Barnard. Corporate America is very, very slowly
(36:54):
waking up to the fact that you need to sniff
for communism before you hire that late college grad headline,
I'm a young meteorologist who questioned the idea of man
made climate change. The climate zelots want to be punished, silenced,
and expelled. Meteorology is very similar to zoology in zoos
(37:16):
and that the climate nutters took over. It's a completely
fascinating field. The climate nutters took over and ruined like
they did everything else. Heg Seth and Trump open up
about Operation Midnight Hammer, and that is again one of
the contacts in Lindsey Graham's phone we are going to
check out here and we're going to come back and
do this again tomorrow. You can email the show Jesse
(37:40):
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show with
me the beaver Hunter, Jesse. Don't shake your head, Chris. Anyway,
We're gonna do a bunch of emails and stuff this hour.
We're gonna make fun of Jasmine Crockett here. Shortly, we're
(00:31):
gonna talk about how the economy is shifting away from
being foreign to domestic. Hi, that's a good thing. All
that and so much more coming up in the final
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Jesse kellyshow dot com. I also want to remind you
(00:52):
that communists are anti humans. Anti humans. The Right is
always makeing a mistake and dealing with communists because they
feel like at least some of the values have to
be the same right. I used to get told this
all the time from guys who'd been in Republican politics
for a long time. Well, we all kind of want
(01:15):
the same things. And I remember looking at them like
they were in an alien life form when they said that,
do you listen to these people when they talk? We
don't all want the same things. That's crazy. Anti humans
are not going to share any of your morality. Here's
Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett. Remember Texas has been crushed by
(01:41):
these floods. The stories are so bad, it's awful. Listen
to Jasmine Crockett. She's kind of attempts to say the
right thing, but it's so obvious that there's no feeling there,
there's no empathy there. She ends up just making it
about her.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So anyway, I just wanted to jump on because my
heart is truly heavy for all of these families. The
sad part is I think that my heart is going
to carry a level of weight that will continue to
weigh me down as we have to continue to do
our best to survive in administration that literally is against
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us in administration that is doing everything in my mind
to hurt us and not help us. And it feels
like we're fending for ourselves.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That was that was her statement. As they're pulling little
girls out of the mud and notifying their families they're dead,
that was her statement. This is the problem the communist
runs into, especially dumb ones like Jasmine Crockett. Her problem
is she's not dumb enough to fake it don't have
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any feeling for human beings, and sometimes it just comes out.
What a statement. Let's do some me I's jesse. I'm
a little shocked at the president's response to the Epstein
question this morning. Surely he must realize there are a
lot of unanswered questions surrounding this issue, and surely he
must understand how deeply disturbing this case is to many Americans.
(03:25):
His response smacks of nothing to see here, mop move on. Okay,
So there was this restaurant one time. It was in
a little town townshend Townsend, Montana, I believe is the
name of the town. Don't quote me on that, but
I'm pretty sure that was the name of the town.
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And in this little restaurant on occasion, if my dad
and I were going through to a construction project, or
we were going hunting, or we were on some kind
of a family trip, they had a little Italian restaurant.
This is a small town in Montana. Maybe you've been there,
maybe've heard of it, but it's a small town and
they had a little Italian restaurant in this town, and
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little family owned joint, one of those great little you know,
the red and white tablecloth Italian joints where you walk
in and you know you're about to have a good
Italian meal. You know. Don't shake your head, Chris, you're
just jealous because your food sucks. Anyway, back to what
we were discussing, and every single time we went through
this place, I got the menu item that was for me.
(04:31):
It was one of the greatest things I've ever eaten
in a restaurant to this day. Kalamari steaks. You know
what kalamari is. Everyone has fried, Every bar has fried kalamari.
The little squid. Well, very very rarely you will find
a restaurant that will serve it up as steaks, a
gigantic slab of it, and they always cook it in
lemon butter, and if it's done right, it's so so good,
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so good. It's almost impossible to find. No restaurant carries it.
But when you find one that does it well it
it's amazing. The klamari steaks, my dad and I both
it was all we'd order. You might get something else
on the side, you're getting a kalamari steak at this restaurant.
It was what we did every time we went through there,
and the last time we went through there, went in
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all excited because it was this was once a year,
maybe maybe once every two years. We would ever get here.
Go in there, sit down, open up the menu. No
calamari steaks. They're not on the many. We're thinking, wait what.
Immediately that panic starts to set in. Wait what. There's
no way they took it away, right, So grab the
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owner because the owner was always coming around talking to people.
It's not like we did the whole Karen talk to
the manager thing. Owner comes over and my dad and
I wrote, where are the kalamari steaks? The kalamari steaks,
why don't you And he said, hey, look, nobody liked
those steaks, and we about fell out of our chair.
(06:06):
We told him though they were the best thing ever.
You don't understand. But for him, he wasn't us. He
was in that restaurant every single day. He's studying the
bottom line every single day. Who orders what? How many
of these? Okay, so we had twenty five spaghetti orders,
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two pizzas. He's in the middle of it every single day.
So that gives him one perspective on it. I'm not
saying it gives him the correct perspective. I'm not saying
it gives him the incorrect perspective. But he has the
perspective of the guy who runs the restaurant. So for
k Kalamari steaks to him were something nobody ordered because
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they sucked. No one cared about him. Calamari steaks for us,
the customer, were everything. It was the only reason we'd
ever go to the We never went back, as a
matter of fact, never went back, not gonna go. What's
the point. I can get spaghetti anywhere I want to
Calamari steaks. When you are the president of the United
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States of America, that in and of itself is a
bubble because remember everybody, I tried to explain this before,
everyone around you works for you. Everybody in your life,
even if they don't work for you, they want something
from you. They don't want to anger you, They want
to be in your in your favor. Honestly, you don't
(07:32):
want to think of the president as a king, because
we don't want a king. But that's it's very much
like that. I'll never experience that in my life, neither
will you. But imagine every single person who surrounds you
wanting your favorite at all times. Can I do something
for you? Can. That may be nice, it may sound nice.
You'll find somebody to make a red lobster run for you,
(07:53):
but it's going to give you a perspective of life
of America of the people that is not always one
hundred percent accurate. People like you, like me, We want
to know who the wealthy, powerful people were that were
abusing young girls. We've been told for years that all
(08:15):
these young girls were abused. We find that disgusting. We
want the wealthy, powerful billionaires, politicians, foreign, domestic, Republican Democrat,
we don't care. We want these people held to account.
And it's not a small deal to us on the
US normal people on the outside looking in. It matters
deeply to us now. And this is not a defense
(08:38):
of Donald Trump, and what he said not a defensive
dropping it, so don't take it that way. But look
at his perspective President of the United States of America.
He's working peace deals across the globe, trade deals, remember
tear us fall down August fifth, He's meeting with he's
calling Vladimir Putin, meeting with Japan. Japan, you have this
(08:58):
big thing coming. He's secure in the United States border.
He's whipping votes in Congress to try to pass the
one big This is a tiny fraction of what he
experiences every single day. That's a bubble surrounded by people
who work for him. That's a bubble. Jeffrey Epstein getting
(09:20):
to the bottom of things. Oh sure, I brought it
up on the campaign drail, But surely everyone's moved on.
Gas prices are low. Surely everyone's moved on. Haven't you
heard the border secure? I don't have time to deal
with this. I'm trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize.
That's what I was trying to get through to the
Trump administration. If you think this is something people are
(09:44):
going to just let go or blow off, you are
in a bubble and you are sorely mistaken. And maybe
you don't have the goods, as I believe. Maybe the
goods have been destroyed and you don't have them. You
thought you did. You told everybody to go on television,
sit and say we're going to release everything, and then
the file gets on your desk and the FBI and
(10:06):
CIA have had the paper shredder to it and the
reactions to it, and you find out you don't have
the goods, You don't have this list, you don't have that,
you don't have it, then you've got to tell the
American people that it's not going to make people cheer.
But whatever you have or don't have, you have got
to be as forthcoming with that as you possibly can,
(10:29):
because this is not something people are going to let
go because gas prices are low. They not We have
a bubble bubbles that's the problem. All right, Let's uh,
let's talk about Stacey Abrams the world of Make Believe
again briefly, and then we'll move on get back to emails.
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Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm going to get back to
(12:18):
the emails here in just a second. But as a
beaver hunter, I feel obligated to go don't roll your eyes, Chris,
I feel obligated to go over again. We are seeing
an escalation in violence from communists. There's an escalation in
rhetoric from democrats and media members. This is translating into
(12:40):
escalation in violence from the street animals. This kind of stuff.
It's not standard Democrat talking points for you. It is
because you're a normal human being. The crazy, malcontented psycho
communists sitting at home with nothing to live for here's
this stuff, and takes it as marching.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You send the US Marines into spaces they should not be,
You send the National Guard in. You kidnap people off
of the streets and pretend that's normal, because that's how
you quiet thes sent because you make everyone afraid that
if they don't do what you want, they might be next.
And once you've done those nine steps, steps ten is easy,
that's when you decide there won't be new elections because
everyone's either afraid, poor, broken, or complicit.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Sounds like nothing. The person at home with nothing to
live forward takes that as marching orders. They put on
some tack gear and they go try to kill some
ice agents. This stuff, this was CNN. This is the
stuff that activates the street animal. Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They are not going after criminals.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
They're going after anybody that is brown, that looks like me,
that can't pass as what they say as a typical American.
Sounds like nothing to you, it's not nothing to them.
Here's the King Jeffreys on CNN.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
According to Axios, Summer are even being told they need
to be more willing to go out there and get
shot when fighting. That was a direct quote, get shot
when fighting back against some of Trump's policies. One House
Democrat saying, quote, and I'll read it to you. Our
own base is telling us that what we're doing is
not good enough. There needs to be blood to grab
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the attention of the press and the public.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
This was from Newsmax.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
This was in San Antonio, Texas, where a challenger for
a District one council called for the killing of ICE
agents in Los Angeles. You won't even believe this. This
is Matthew Guana and he posted the comment here on
x in response to dh DHS agents arresting illegals in LA.
He says, and they will get shot by the Los
Angeles public. I want to see if you dead ICE
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agents Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Don't let me down. Can you believe Remember what happened
right after Chuck Schumer said this. I want to tell
you gor Zatch.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
I want to tell you Kavanaugh, you have released the
world way and you will pay the price. You won't
know what hit you if you go forward with these
awful decisions.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Elite communists give the orders that's what those were. They
were orders. Elite communists give the orders, Streak communists carry
out the violence. Elite communists then step in and provide
legal protections. As the Democrat Party goes down and down
and down in popularity, that's really what's sparking a lot
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of this. The Democrats are not only out of power,
they're unpopular, so they feel really, really out of power. Well,
the more out of power Democrats get, the more they
will escalate streak communist violence. They's a warning for all
of us to be ready to make preparations. Jesse. I've
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been listening to your show for quite a while and
I look forward every night to hearing some good history
street information. Your knowledge and ability to communicate complex history
is just wonderful. It is wonderful. I agree. But that's
what beaver hunters do, Chris. We communicate history. Chris, you're
gonna be so jealous when I get Oh, by the way,
(16:16):
I used to have a beaver hat. Did you know
that now? What what? They're only like one hundred dollars
a pelt? Yeah? Well mine wasn't authentic, buddy. It was fake.
It was fake fur and whatnot. It was when I
was a kid, I was obsessed with John Wayne movies.
My dad was obsessed with them. Therefore, as any young man,
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I was obsessed with them. And I used to watch
all the John Wayne movies. And there's a great John
Wayne movie I've heard, it's a true story called The Alamo,
and John Wayne plays Davy Crockett in that movie, and
he wears a beaver hat. And after I saw that movie,
all I wanted was a beaver hat so I could
dress like Davy Crockett in The Alamo. And that year
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for Chris, what, Chris, what you mean it's not a
beaver hat. I know it's a coonskin, but I thought
it was beaver at the time. And so eventually I
was given that beaver hat, which was kind of coonskin,
but I told everyone it was a beaver hat. And
I think it costs like five dollars. It definitely wasn't
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real for but for me, it was the greatest thing
in the world. Why do you have to try to
correct me? I bet Davy Crockett had a beaver one
for real, that coonskin one. That's Hollywood line, Chris, Hollywood
tells lies. You would know, Jesse, what happened to your
Pam BONDI versus Fox Arrest board. I only listened, so
is it's still up? Okay, it's still up, and we
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are keeping track of the Fox News appearances versus government
arrest appearances. And I'll put a display up again. I
want to see, not that I'm hopeful, I want to
see if this James call me John Brennan's stuff actually
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goes somewhere. I don't think it will. I think it's
going to amount to a couple slap on the wrist
perjury charges, and these guys are gonna get off scott free,
like government people always do. But I hate to even
say this, because you know, I'm not a fan. I
wish it was someone else. But I want to see
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if she can do it. I'm going to see if
she can put together a case against government people and
send government people to prison. I guess maybe I'm waiting
at this point in time. Uh pause on that for
a moment. I hope that first responders and the heroism
of first responders. I hope that's on your mind as
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we see what they're doing in Texas as we speak,
as we see what they did in Idaho and what
they went through in idahot remember when that animal ambushed
a couple of them, And I hope you understand that
Tunnel to how when the worst happens, when a fireman
dies in an ambush, Tunnel to Towers steps in as
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fast as they can to try to bring some level
of comfort for the families. You know those two firemen
who were killed in Idaho, you know, Tunnel To Towers
announced they're going to pay off the mortgages for their families. No,
it doesn't bring him back. They don't pretend it does.
But I'll tell you what the financial stress that comes
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after dad dies. I've seen it many times. It's tough.
At least taking a mortgage payment off someone's plate is
something that's real, real help. And that's what you do
with your eleven dollars a month. T the number two
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Jesse Kelly. It is that Jesse Kelly's show, and it
is a happy day with me, beaver Hunter Jesse. Remember
if you miss any part of the show, you can
download it on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Don't shake your head
when I talk about that, Chris, You're gonna feel bad
when I have a beaver pelt and you do not.
(20:18):
Guess who's not getting one. It's probably not even kosher anyway.
I'll get one for Corey. I'll get one for me.
You can have nothing. You can have nothing. No, you're
not gonna wear it. You're not gonna have the opportunity to.
Now you don't need to with that ridiculous hippie here
you have going, dear cheatah fighter Jesse. While I can
totally buy your claims that you're a jerk, I have
(20:38):
to take issue with claims of being dumb according to
community college grades, algebra, etc. Here's why you said you
did so well on the Arms Services Aptitude Battery as BAB.
Actually didn't even know. That's what that's good for? That
you could practically have written your own ticket for an
occupational choice upon re enlistment if you had re enlisted.
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And I believe you, Yeah, I got an eighty seven. Well,
I'm somewhat familiar with the test, having sat for it
myself and having read the book The Bell Curve. The
book repeatedly mentions a strong positive correlation to adult cognitive
tests in the ASVAB. So here's my question, are you
(21:20):
a dumb Are your dumb guy claims unlike your claims
of being a jerk just stick for the Jesse Kelly Show. Well,
there are things that are not arguable. I'm not sure
how to answer that, so I'll try to answer it
this way. I did get a zero point zero grade
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point average my first semester of college. I graduated high school.
I went to Montana State. If you don't believe me,
I believe the transcript is still on the website. My
first semester I got zero point zero. That's not arguable.
Something else that's not arguable. When I got out of
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the Marine Corps and I went to community college. Granted
it was a pretty high end community college. I had
to drop algebra a couple times because it wasn't going well.
It's not arguable I graduated. I think I graduated in
the bottom half of my high school class. But it
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was a big class. I mean, there were a lot
of kids, but the bottom half. And remember there weren't
even very many Asians and I finished in the bottom half. Still,
so that's not ideal. I think I'm very similar to
other people and that I'm I'm quote smart at what
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I love and I'm dumb at what. I don't Why
Why did I dislike algebra so much? I think math
is so boring. Some people love it and they're good
at it. I think it's so boring. And when you
think it's boring, when you're not into it, you tend
to I'm not saying this is right, you tend to
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not put as much effort into it, and you don't
put any effort into it. Then you get worse at it,
and so the boredom turns into being bad at it.
Sports is actually a good example. Have you ever wondered,
let me ask you this. Here's a good way to
answer this. Have you ever looked at a professional fighter
of some kind of professional boxer or UFC guy and wondered,
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why would you do that for a living? Think about that,
because those guys, it's not as if they're not afraid.
Don't ever think that. Some of the greats of all
time will tell you I was scared to death every
single time I thought I was gonna die. I thought
I was gonna get hurt. All the different jobs you
could do for a living, and you punch other people
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in the face and get punched in the face and
kicked and concussions and broken bones, and why would you
do that for a living? Well, you have to rewind
how did you get into it? Maybe you were getting
beat up in school, maybe your dad was one, maybe whatever.
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But if you talk to those guys, you will almost
always discover this. And this applies to wrestlers too. You know, wrestlers.
Somewhere along the line they had a boxing fight, an
MMA fight, a wrestling match and they won, and that
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feeling is hard to replicate. They were good at it,
and so you started to put more time and effort
into it, and then you started to love it, and
then that translated into being better at it. And you see,
we're all quote smart at things we love, and we're
all dumb at things we don't love. I there are
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so many things I have, so many blind spots and
things that I cannot do. Why do I call myself
the menu whisper? Besides the fact that it's unbelievably true,
I should note that I went to a barbecue restaurant
the other day, never been in this place before. I
ordered two things because sometimes I'll do that, wanting to
try them both. The waitress set the two things down
in front of me, and she said, this is in
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front of AB and the boys, you really did good
with these two things. I looked at it right in
the eye and I said, I know I did. And
the boys were horrified, and ob was rolling her eyes.
But why am I good at ordering food? Because I
love it? Because I have an unhealthy obsession with food,
with eating delicious foods, so I put it a really
unhealthy amount of time into it. There are different kinds
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of smart. I'm smart at things I enjoy, just like
you are. It's no better, no better, no worse. I'm
bad at things I ain't and good at things I love. Jesse,
do you or Jewish producer Chris have an opinion about
shake Shack burgers? I know you usually go to more
I end at Red Lobster, but I was just wondering
(26:02):
what you think, dude. I love Shakeshack. I love Shakeshack.
But my issue is this, the crinkle cut fries. Now
Shakeshack at least cook them long enough that they have
a little crisp on them. But crinkle cut fries. Fries
should be thin. Fries should be thin. I don't want
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steak fries. I don't want crinkle cut fries. If I
wanted to bake potato, I would have ordered a baked potato.
Fries should be thin and crispy. That's my point. That's
exactly right, Chris. Chris brought up a good point, which
is amazing. Crinkle cut fries are very similar. And Lord,
(26:47):
forgive me for making this comparison. This is I'm sorry.
They're very similar to mozzarella sticks. Mozzarella sticks when they're right, right, temperature,
right coating right, mozzarella sticks are almost impossible to be.
I'm a Mazzarelli stick fan. But it's so hard to
(27:12):
get them right. They're either too hot and right. When
you pull them out, you bite into them, and then
that liquid, the liquid, the oil they fry it in,
it squirts out on your face and you have third
degree burns on your face and it's miserable. But then,
so you don't do that, and what do you do?
You wait, but you wait a little bit too long,
and now the cheese has gotten too rubbery, and now
(27:33):
they suck. It's hard to make a good Nazi stick.
The exact same thing applies to crinkled cut fries. It's
hard to make them right. McDonald's fries arby's curly fries
seasoned curlyes. It's hard to screw them up. You can
get McDonald's fries not even all that hot, and they're
(27:57):
still good. They're better hot, don't get me wrong. But
let's say your wife's being selfish, not that I would
do anything like this, and she opened up the bag
to steal some fries when you're on the way home
after you picked it up, and that means the heat
got let out, and therefore your McDonald's fries aren't as
piping hot as they should be. You can get by
with that. If that's the crinkle cuts, it's over. Sucks Jesse.
(28:19):
I just bought a burna for my dime Kimberly. She
loves watching twenty twenty and dateline murder shows like AB does,
and told me the other day that she feels like
she needs something to protect herself. After my initial surprise,
I asked her if she wanted something that was less
lethal but would stop a bad man in her tracks.
(28:39):
She agreed, and her burna is on the way along
for one, along with one for me as well. My
question I have for you is what is your load out?
Do you run full magazine of kinetic rounds or tear
gas or is it possible to alternating rounds in the
same mach Okay, his name is Bo One, good job
Bo and Kimberly two. I've told you before that Berna.
(29:02):
The reason it's legal in all fifty states and you
don't need a permit is because it's less lethal. It's
not a gun. So even your girlfriend, your wife, maybe you.
I don't like guns. I'm not comfortable with guns. That's fine,
don't call it a gun. They have teargas rounds. It's
got tear gas powder in it, which is brutal. It's
so brutal. But they also have what are called kinetic rounds.
(29:26):
And I need to explain this. That's a hard plastic round.
So you know how I tell you swat teams, Carrie Burner,
there's all kinds of burnout of products. Swat teams. They
will load up one or two kinetic rounds to be
shot first. And what they'll do is if there's a
hostage situation something like that, they'll go up to a window,
(29:48):
pop pop, shoot it out with the kinetic rounds and
then start shooting the tear gas rounds in there. I
go every other round kinetic tear gas, kinetic tear gas
kinnetic to your guests, I'm not telling you that's how
you should do it, but that's what I want. I
want something that's a hard wap and I also want
(30:09):
some kind of a chemical agent. By the way, go
save yourself a pile of money ten percent off right now,
b y Rna Berna dot com. We'll be back. He
doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.
(30:33):
But don't worry. We will be back tomorrow. In the meantime,
you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
You're here. Gavin Newsom, the fact you get.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
A president state, or at least former president that was
running again, who wanted to put American reverse, wanted to
bring us back to a pre nineteen sixties world.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
I'm voting rights, civil rights, LGBTQ rights on.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Women's rights, not just access to abortion, of an access
to contraceptive.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Oh, California anyway, Newsom's in some trouble.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Justice Apartment suing California over alleged Title nine violations. The
lawsuit sites Governor Gavin Newsom's own words that biological males
competing to women's sports is quote deeply unfair. The Justice
Department slams policies that eviscerate equal athletic opportunities for girls,
and they also require girls to share intimate spaces such
as locker rooms with boys, causing a hostile educational environment
(31:26):
that denies girls educational opportunities.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I am so fascinated, I really, really genuinely fascinated. We've
talked about this before, about the tranny thing and Democrats
and setting aside the insanity, immorality and all that other stuff.
It's such a political loser. I've always said this, It
is a political loser. Even if you're King Tranning, right,
(31:55):
even if you are you're mister Training, no one cares
about that issue. But if you become the promoter of it,
you turn people off so badly because for normal people,
for most people, it's weird, it's gross, it's bad. And
(32:17):
yet that has become the Democrat party. But they took
it a step further. Men competing in women's sports, these
dudes high school, college and professional. What happens around the
world where some dude will just grow his hair out
and go start beating the crap out of women in sports.
That creates it. Just again, politics aside decent human beings.
(32:42):
You don't have to be political. They don't want to
ever see a woman hurt. It's not that people cheer
when a man gets hurt. But the good part of you,
the instincts inside of you, says, hey, a woman. You know,
they're smaller, they're weaker, they're risks, are just pathetic. They
should be protected. And when a man hurts one it
(33:04):
turns everyone off. Some people like me, we want to
go kill that guy, but it turns everybody off. Democrats
are now the party of cheering for the abuse of women.
That's what it is. I don't care about sports records.
It's not that it doesn't mean anything to me, but
(33:24):
that's not what gets me the most. What gets me
the most is these men are physically hurting these women,
and these men are I don't like to talk about it.
It's really gross. But you know, Paula Scanlon, she was
one of those swimmers at you, Penn. I've interviewed Paula
a couple of times and she talks about and I
(33:47):
think about this. You're a college girl, you're a young lady.
They had to change in front of a dude in
the locker room. Isn't that just the worst thing you've
ever heard in your life? Doesn't that make you want
to just choke somebody. Democrats they not only support it,
(34:11):
they loudly support it, and they just got crushed on
this issue. This issue is not a side issue. It's
not that at all. Donald Trump's campaign. They were running
all kinds of commercials nationally, and like all political campaigns,
they were testing with the audience to see what works
(34:31):
and what doesn't, what moves the meter with independence, with
undecided people. I started to really notice this actually in Texas,
as a matter of fact, where advertisement after advertisement was
about the trainee issue, and I thought, well, that's okay,
I get that, but it's also Texas. I could see
maybe the Trump campaign they think it's going to move
(34:53):
the medle and knew the needle in Texas. I get
that it's a red state. But then had to go
up to Pennsylvania for a family affair, swing state, the
same ad was running all the time on television. The
ad moved the American public into Donald Trump's corner. Yeah, Chris, Yeah,
(35:14):
go ahead and play him. That that the weird Charlemagne guy
even him.
Speaker 8 (35:18):
Listen, I'll tell you what that ad they was running
during the football game this weekend claiming the vice president
supports funding gender transition surgeries for all president mats and
migrants in the US.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That was nuts. I don't know if it would say nuts,
but that was crazy funny. I don't know. I don't
know if it was the backdrop of football.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
But when you hear the narrators say Commala supports taxpayer
funded sex changes for prisoners.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
That one line, I was like, hell, no, I don't want.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
My taxpayer dollars going to definitely say that she did.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
That ad was effective.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
Commona took a picture of the transgender it was it
was this is what they were saying that It made
it seem like Commalas supports transgender sex changes in jail
with our money.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
That's what That's what it came.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
That was yes, it said it literally said, uh that
Kmmala supports taxpay appointed sex changes for prisoners, and it
talks about how you know, uh, she supports pointing gender
transition surgeries for all prison inmates and migrants in the
United States.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
That ad was impactful coming right off an election where
they got crushed, a presidential election where they got crushed.
On this issue, they haven't moved one inch on it.
It is. It's amazing, honestly. And now here's a headline
by go you know, you know the thing headlines we
(36:32):
didn't get to. Mattel launches Barbie Doll with diabetes. I
have mixed emotions about this whole thing, but I guess
a feminist Barbie makes sense. Ihan Omar's activist daughter, unemployed
after graduation from Barnard. Corporate America is very, very slowly
(36:54):
waking up to the fact that you need to sniff
for communism before you hire that late college grad headline,
I'm a young meteorologist who questioned the idea of man
made climate change. The climate zelots want to be punished, silenced,
and expelled. Meteorology is very similar to zoology in zoos
(37:16):
and that the climate nutters took over. It's a completely
fascinating field. The climate nutters took over and ruined like
they did everything else. Heg Seth and Trump open up
about Operation Midnight Hammer, and that is again one of
the contacts in Lindsey Graham's phone we are going to
check out here and we're going to come back and
do this again tomorrow. You can email the show Jesse
(37:40):
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