October 9, 2025 • 38 mins
How do we guide the younger generation who are just getting involved in politics? The destruction of trust in the media. What is the point of the second amendment? Struggling with alcohol and trying to stop.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kellys Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. We have all kinds of things
this hour. We're gonna talk about lies here in just
a moment, then we get back to more questions. But
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I wanted to address this as the ice stuff is
heating up across the country. The Trump administration, to their credit,
they're not backing off. Whenever these kooky kamie cities push back,
they push back even harder. So they're handling it the
right way. But well, I got this email Jesse. Last night.
I watched seven different YouTube videos reporting that naked children
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have been zip tied together and dragged off in rental
vans by ice. There is a fake photo all over
the internet of a zip tidede toddler. This is extremely
dangerous and I believe it deserves jail time. Do you agree?
His name is Dean, So Dean is talking about the lie,
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you know, naked children and zip tide toddlers and things
like that. Well, there's a good and bad to virtually
everything right now. I guess some things are just all bad,
like fish. But anyway, there's a good and bad to everything.
Social media is one of those things that it's very
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common to complain about. It very very common to complain
about it. People don't connect anymore. But every complaint you
have about social media is probably very very valid and
very very true. Right, But you've seen the recent polls
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on trust in the American media. Let me spoil it
for you. It's really bad. It's in the twenties. In
the twenties, that is the percentage of American people who
trust what they see on the news. Why it was
not always that way? Why because now instead of having
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to rely on ABCNBCCBS, now you have social media where
if you choose to put in any effort at all,
you can go find out the truth. You'll know the
truth before the news comes on at night and lies
about it. When I sit here and I talk to
you about the stories of the day, like when I
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brought up Tis James being indicted or anything like that.
When I talk to you about the stories of the day,
if you listen live, so I'm on six to nine
Eastern time. If you are listening to me live right now,
I bet you money you are rarely surprised by any
news story. Now, I might have a piece of audio
you didn't you haven't heard, or maybe I will have
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a story that you hadn't heard yet. But how much
of the time do I bring up a story that
you've already heard about? It's all the time, right Because
of social media, you are able to sort or find
the truth and in ways that nobody ever was before.
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People were for forever before social media, people were slaves
essentially to whatever was on the news channels at night
or printed in the newspaper. Without that, you know, if
you're if it's uh, nineteen ninety, this is not ancient history.
If it's nineteen ninety and you have regular cable TV, ABCNBCCBS,
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and you know, you'd have CNN a couple other things
back then, and you get the local paper. I know
this is totally backwards thinking for most people now, but
I swear on my life they used to deliver the
newspaper to your home if you signed up and paid
for it and subscribed. If you subscribed to a paper,
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a young man would get a paper route. It was
a very common job back then. You would show up
super early in the morning at the newspaper place, or
they would deliver it to your home a stack of newspapers.
You would get on your bicycle and you had had
a paper route, and you would ride all over the
neighborhood delivering newspapers to people's homes. And if you want
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to know what was in the news, what was happening,
you had to go out to the end of the
driveway and grab the newspaper or turn on NBC that night. Now,
what if they're all lying and we see today how
consistent they all tell the same lies. You can turn
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on ABC and you'll see an outright lie, not bias,
an outright lie. You'll turn on CBS, you'll see the
same outright line. NBC, same I, CNN, same I. You
open up the Washington Post, same I, New York Times
same I. So if you were in that system and
they all told you the exact same outright lie. If
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it's nineteen ninety and they all came out and said
Donald Trump colluded with Russia install the election, how do
you disprove it? Even if you suspect they might be lying,
how are you going to find other forms of information?
You're not You're a slave to that form of information. Now,
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that's the good news. Social media allowed us to find
information other sources of information, so we can bypass the
lies and disprove the lies. And it's destroyed trust in
the media, which is perfect because they're a bunch of lying,
commy scumbags. That's the good news. But the bad news
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is this lies travel faster and further now. Lies have
always traveled at breakneck speed. Now with social media combined
with the communist's willingness to lie about everything at all times,
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now lies can travel immediately to millions and millions and
millions of people, and other communists will repeat the lie.
Sometimes it's because they believe it. Sometimes it's just because
they want other people to believe it. But that picture,
maybe you've seen it, maybe you haven't. There's a picture
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of a toddler who has been handcuffed or zip tied.
The pictures a little grainy, and some communists on social
media said that was what Ice was doing to a child.
It wasn't Ice. It wasn't it, even in this country.
It wasn't. That has nothing to do with Ice or
Trump or anything like that at all. Now communists are
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spreading it and sharing it everywhere. The bad part of
social media is your world that your liberal at Peggy's
world of make believe can be reinforced on social media
instead of her being exposed to the truth, Now her
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world of make believe just gets more cemented in her mind.
You want a great example of this, All the social
media companies were telling all the same lies at the
same time too. Remember during COVID when they deleted your
account for saying this mask is stupid and the vaccine
doesn't do anything for you. Remember that. Well, Elon Musk
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got angry about the rampant censorship on social media, and
so he bought Twitter and renamed it X. Okay, maybe
you're on there, maybe you're not. It's fine if you're not.
But you know where the communists went. They left, not
all of them, a lot of them left, and they
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created a new social media website called Blue Sky. Have
you ever heard of Blue Sky? Probably not, It doesn't matter,
You don't need to go. But if you want a fascinating,
slash horrifying little wade through the communist ecosystem, go over
to Blue Sky now because it's a place that would
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absolutely censor you or me. Now they've found a new
bubble where they can stay and the biggest, craziest, most
ridiculous lies will be repeated over and over and over
and over and over again. And they went there on
purpose because censorship stopped on Twitter. It's not just that
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the world of make Leave is created for them. Oftentimes
they want to live there. That's what they prefer. Remember
that if you start exposing a communist lies, the lies
they believe. If you start exposing that to them, your
liberal and Peggy, you start showing her the truth about anything,
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she will Oftentimes she'll respond in anger, even if you're
not being mean. And part of the reason she's responding
in anger is you're not just exposing the truth about
one issue, whatever that issue may be. You are tearing
apart her entire world. If you start pulling at that thread.
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If she if this lies, she believes all the way.
If it turns out to be disproven, well it might
bring the whole house she lives in down. And she
would rather scream and yell at you and storm out
of the house before she allows that to happen, because
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it's not one issue, it's her whole world, it's her religion.
Remember what if you could prove to someone beyond the
shadow of a doubt that their religion, that what they've
dedicated their whole life to is fake. That's how your
liberal and Peggy thinks when you expose the truth about
Donald Trump told us to inject bleach. No we didn't.
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Here's here's here's the video of it. Frah, I hate you.
You're annz Wait what are you? Her whole world comes apart? Hey, Jesse,
I feel your pain when you're talking about dealing with
the power company. That's been my experience in dealing with Satan,
I mean Infinity barely talk English. I usually get the
Philippines after not being very helpful. They try to tell
(10:52):
another service. I want to change my phone to pure talk.
But I'm in the process for alternate cables, so on
and so forth. What do you reckon? What do you
use for cable slash internet whatever? All right, so I'll
explain what I what we do for TV. Now, I'm
so mad at myself for it. Before we do that.
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Jesse kellyshow dot com. So this lady asked me, what
do we use for your TV? Cable, Internet, that kind
of thing. So you don't want to do what I do.
You don't want to be like me. I have the
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worst system in the world and it's very, very frustrating. First,
we used to have direct TV. This is a while ago. Well,
you had DirecTV because I told you I used to
be an NFL super fan and DirecTV. I don't know
if this still exists. Used to have a special NFL
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package where you could subscribe to it and you would
get every single NFL game. That was the reason we
had DirectTV. Well along comes Saint George Floyd. He dies
of an overdose. The NFL starts printing the name of
rapists on their helmets and putting end racism in the
end zone, and Jesse says, goodbye, No more professional football
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for me. So now I don't need direct TV. Now
I'm looking at my bill. Don't quote me on this
because I don't remember exactly, but I think I think
we were paying somewhere in the neighborhood. I like one
hundred and forty bucks a month or something like that.
It was a lot, Chris, maybe one hundred and thirty.
It was a lot. It was a lot. Well, I
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really don't want to make myself sound like Jewish boozer Chris,
but let's too much money. So we decide, hey, this
is the Internet era. If we're not watching the NFL anymore,
dump direct TV. The TVs are all hooked up to
the Internet. If there's something you want to watch, if
you know I'm a documentary freak, if there's a documentary
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you want to watch, or maybe one of obs weird
serial killer shows that she likes, if there's something like
that you want to watch, Just get a subscription to
this or that, whatever that may be, you know, Amazon Prime,
anything like that, and whatever that may be. Okay, maybe
you've done this too. This is what I started doing.
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But these companies keep making me angry by putting out
They have to gay everything up, they have to ruin
every freaking show. They keep making me angry. And so
something will pop up that I want to watch, I'll
get a subscription, and then I'll cancel the subscription as
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soon as I'm done watching it, so I don't keep
paying the company. But at some point in time you
forget to cancel some and then you have a subscription,
and then you're trying to figure out how many subscriptions
do you have? Should you delete this subscription?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And by the time by the time you're done, if
you look at all the subscriptions for this thing, and
I think it did the dfen be, you're paying more
then one hundred and forty dollars you were paying at
Direct TV. Anyway, it is a horrible system. I have
no earthly idea how to fix it at all. I
do know that I love my documentaries. Look, that's part
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of how I do my history research for the show.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I try to stick with books. I read everything I can,
but if I watch, if there is there's very rarely
a good documentary. Good documentaries are hard to find. But
if I watch a good documentary on something where I
can see it, it helps me. I don't know if
this is going to make me sound like a fruit.
(15:37):
If I can see it, if I can lay my
eyes on it, it helps me help you visualize it.
Does that make sense? It helps me describe it to
you once I have actually seen it. So documentaries become
part of it. And that was a long way of saying,
don't do what I do. I have no helpful advice
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to you, whatsoever I'm doing it wrong. I don't want
to give these companies. Most of these companies are trash,
so I don't want to give them my business. Now
there are some that I would never ever consider for
any reason. Disney will never ever have another dime of
my money at all. That is the biggest, most important
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children's company on earth, and it is turned into gay
propaganda for children. It's disgusting what they have done to
that company. There's no Disney. Plus, there's no Disney. Nothing
will never be going to disney World or Disneyland. That
is a gross, gross company. But still it's just, yeah,
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it's hard, and that's a good point. Chris Pluto TV.
Chris pointed out, is free, so I try to seek
out free services. But right like, right now, it's the
baseball playoffs. Now that I'm forty four going on eighty four,
I've started to enjoy baseball. I enjoy what appears to
be a much more patriotic sport. I can take my
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kids to the games and they don't have to watch
strippers who are strippers who are pretending to be cheerleaders,
and nobody's gonna get drunk and throw beer at them.
I just it's just it's more family friendly. But you
can't watch that on Half the Freeze. It's horrible. Look
I go through it too, all right, it's horrible. Jesse.
My daughter recently applied and had approve the chapter of
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Turning Point USA and her high school. I'm so proud.
I love seeing her generation get in the fight. My
son too. They're hardcore anti communists. That's really cool. What
advice do you have for her and all the young
people getting involved in the anti communist movement? To take
back our country, says, I can say his name or
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her name. I don't know. Aj I don't think you
need advice from me, because you're far ahead of where
I was at that age. You don't need advice from me.
I will tell you that though read. I know that sucks.
And if you don't like to read, it sucks. Hoover
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up knowledge, Okay, hoover up knowledge. It will help you
along the way. And there's no better way to do
that than books. If it has to be books on tape,
like Chris, make it books on tape. Read and make
sure you stick together as a coalition. Right, you're going
to need friends along the way because it's going to
be rocky. And other than that, be bold, you're right,
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they're wrong. Be bold and make sure make sure you're
digitizing your pictures and videos. That's important too, And say
it is important. Those memories, those pictures on the wall
that you walk by all the time and you probably
don't look at anymore, those are more important than any
present you've ever gotten at Christmas time. They are that
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home movie of your wedding that's more important than any
car you'll ever own. Get it digitized so you have
it forever, so your kids have it. Let Legacy Box
do this. This is a Tennessee company of wonderful Americans.
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You send them the box. You put your stuff in
a box and send it to them. They hand digitize
everything and send it back. They did this for my father.
It means everything to me. Legacybox dot com slash Jesse.
Legacybox dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. Feeling a
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little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
fantastic Thursday. Let's go to Chris Hayes. Apparently RFK is
too obsessed with autism. Today we are signing an executive order.
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That's the wrong button complete. I can't, but I did.
Chris Hayes sounds a lot like Brandon Johnson. One of
the things that's been very strange to me about watching
the development of the perversion of the public health system
under RFK is the obsession with autism. So it's like,
it's I think that's a pretty good thing for the
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head of AJHS to be worried about, to be focused
on as families struggle. But of course, to the communists
He can't make any sense at all. Doesn't he know
they're just supposed to be pushing the clock shot into
your arm? What are they digging into real issues? For?
JK forty seven. I normally buy off on ninety five
percent of your takes and have chosen to overlook when
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you're wrong because it rarely happens, and your opinion can
somehow be influenced by Chris and you are handicapped by
unusually small hands. But this, Sir, cannot be overlooked. You've
referred to the carmaker as Jaguar and not jag He
just said the same thing and not Jaguar like normal
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people do. This literally drives me nuts. Your conduct is
an example of why West Virginians questioned the opinions of
those from the other side of the Ohio River. It's
called Jaguar. They even have a Jaguar on the thing.
What Chris, what Jegubar? Why would I say? There's not
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an extra vowel in it after the G. It's British.
It's a British company. I thought it was American. I
didn't know what. I've got a car man. I don't
know everything, okay, And there's not a varwel after the G.
It's not the jagubar whatever. You just say jaguar, the jaguars,
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it's the whatever. Dear doctor Jesse, am I the only
one fed up with texting. I love texting. Texting. Texting
makes sure that I never get trapped on the phone.
I'm a big texting person. In fact, I'm even that guy.
If you call me, and usually I'll just ignore it.
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But if you're somebody I can't ignore or probably shouldn't ignore,
I'll ignore the call and then shoot you a quick
text and I'll it'll say something usually along the lines
of I'm in a meeting, what's up? You should know
I'm never in a meeting. That is a lie one
hundred percent of the time. If you're one of my
friends or family members listening right now, and I have
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ever texted you that I'm in a meeting, what's up?
That was a lie. I told an outright lie. What
I meant was, I don't want to talk to you.
Can you just text me whatever it is, because I
need to know if it's important. I do have. I
have a couple of friends. Speaking of phone trappers, if
you want to know, you're never going to get me
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to inster the phone. Ever, they will text, and then
if I text back, the second my return text hits
their phone, they call that. There is no chance I
would ever take your call. I am more likely to
get in a helicopter and fly over an active volcano
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and throw my phone in it than I ever would
be to answer the phone of somebody who calls me
immediately after I text message, You're not going to trap
me on the phone. Text whatever you need and then
we can move on. Jesse, maybe next time you have
Buck Sexton on or some other big, big brain person
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in the No Cash Patel states he plans to dismantle Antifa,
obviously using the FBI workforce. If he is surrounded by leftists,
how does he hand out assignments if he doesn't know
who he can trust. It's very difficult. It's extremely difficult.
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This is what we have a hard time with right
now because things are going well and we have better
leaders ship. But remember that it's been decades and decades
and decades of communist infiltration as they worm their way
through our institutions. Now they're in our institutions now. If
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we need our institutions for something they're sick. They're very,
very sick. It's I think I've used this analogy before.
It's like working. It's like doing your entire life being
out of shape, meaning all you do is eat bad.
You never work out, eat bad, you never work out,
eat bad, you never work out. And now you're super fat,
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you got high blood pressure, and you're out of breath
when you stand up and walk across the hall. Only
now it's really really, really really really important that you
run a mile. You have to run a mile. Now
your life depends on it.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So a bad guy's chasing you with a knife and
you have to run away. Well, two things are true. Yeah,
you have to run away, you have to run that mile. Also,
you probably can't. This this is the price we pay
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you and me. This is the price we pay for
not being aggressive enough with communists when they were starting
to get a foothold. We were too nice, too tolerant.
We lied to ourselves that they're just naive, they don't
get it, they don't know what they're doing. Oh, they'll
come out of it, eventually, they'll grow up. We did
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not understand what we were dealing with. And now they're
everywhere and it's a freaking problem. It's a big problem. Whatever,
let's laugh at Katie Pork.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
We're gonna lose more than half a million Californians dying
prematurely to air pollution and other problems, and the state
could lose out of my own shot, I wanted. That's
actually correct.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's not that it's electric vehicles.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
It's that don't need commitments any Paris Climate Court.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, it does.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Okay, you also were in my shot before that. Stay
out of my shot.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I can't wait to start talking to Chris and Corey
like that. Hey, Jesse, I belong to a men's group
that includes a die hard Democrat who tells me that
ICE is busting into businesses and homes without warrants or
grabbing people off the street in an effort to arrest illegals.
I'm under the impression ICE is acting on court approved
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deportation detainers, which effectively constitute an arrest warrant. Who is correct?
You're correct? And your Democrat friend lives in a world
of make believe because every source your Democrat friend goes
to tells them the exact same lie. Democrat politicians tell
them the exact same lie. These are Nazis. These are
gonna stopo tactics. They're grabbing people off the street, they're
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grabbing women, they're grabbing children. These are all outright lies.
But if you watch the news, that's what you believe.
And look the politicians, they're all telling the same lies.
They're all having the exact same line. What do you
know about this incident? Were federal agents boxed in and assaulted? Well,
we don't have a lot of facts. What happens in
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these sorts of incidents is we had absolutely all the facts.
We all watched the video. In fact, by the time JB.
Pritzker waddled onto that television set and sat down, you
had already seen the video of the federal agents being
boxed in. Your liberal and Peggy didn't see that video.
Your liberal and Peggy is over there on Blue Sky
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watching CNN, and so she is lied to at all times,
living in a world to make believe. Jesse, I don't
own a firearm. I feel like the Second Amendment leans
to the effect of you need to own a firearm
for no other reason than use it if the government
tries to take it. Would that suggest that people should
have arms greater than the government. If so, I don't
think we're in such terrible shape. Yes, that's exactly what
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it's for. And two am I less patriotic or even
unpatriotic for not owning a firearm? I do have a
pitchfork in an axe. Well, it's not the year sixteen hundred,
so a pitchfork and an axe are going to be
of precious little use if the person who's trying to
kill you has a gun. No, that doesn't mean you're
unpatriotic though. Some people just don't like guns. Maybe you're
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not even allowed to own a gun. Wherever you are,
Maybe you're in one of these communist heel holes where
they want you disarmed so they can turn some twenty
time fellon loose on you and set him into your
house with the butcher's knife. I don't know what your
situation is, but look, if you don't like guns, don't
ever want to shoot a gun, that's your business. I
would I would recommend changing that, though, I would changing that,
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You're listening to the ouricle. You love this one. It's
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Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic Thursday. I do hope you enjoy your weekend.
You know I won't be here tomorrow. I'm sorry. Jesse
at jesse kellyshow dot com is the email address. Let's
thick into these. Hey, Jesse new p one listener writing
you for the first time Friday when you were addressing
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other people's comments. He told the story about struggling with
alcohol after your deployment overseas and how you can trace
that path back to high school. I apologize if I'm
retreading on old ground, but how did you shake it?
How does one start a new path? I continue to
struggle with alcohol at thirty one, after over a decade
(30:56):
of abuse, and I fear I've wasted the best years
of my life on this and there's no coming back.
Sorry to treat you as a therapist, but as you
probably know, they're all communists, so you're the best we've got.
He says, I can say his name. I'm not gonna
say his name though, just in case. All right, So one,
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you didn't waste the best years of your life. That's
a lie. Maybe your twenties weren't what they should have
been because of alcohol, but the twenties are not the
best years of your life. There's not any set time
that's the best years of your life. I know eighty
year olds who are happy as pigs and mud, and
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their body's breaking down. They're not look they're not running
as fast as they used to be, and they might
not look as good as they used to look. But
happy as pigs in mud. Now it was a period
of time that it's gone, but it's gone. Let it go,
Let it go. That's one. Two. Give yourself some grace.
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Let me explain something to you. And in fact, anybody
who may have some kind of struggle going on right now,
maybe it's been going on a long long time. Everybody
has them at some point in their life of some kind.
Everybody has them. And what people do is they look
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around and they think other people don't. That guy has
his life together. He did it everything right. He graduated
top of his class. It was a superstar athlete, and
then got promoted super fast at work, and he was
a manager and now he's the vice president. And his
wife is a dime and his children are all of
square jawed with straight a's. That guy's on drugs. That
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guy's wife just took off with the mailman. Everyone has problems.
Everyone has screwed things up in their life. What happens
is when people have these problems, they always think they're
the only ones, or they think they're one of the few.
Everyone else has it together. I'm the only screw up, buddy.
Most people struggle with alcohol at some point in time
(33:04):
in their life. Most people doing it, they don't struggle
with that, They struggle with something else. Just turn around,
you say, how do you start a new path? Just
stop and turn around now. So what's gonna happen is
now that you want to stop? Is you're gonna screw
up and you're gonna have a drink tonight, or maybe
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you'll be good tonight, but you'll have one tomorrow. Okay,
try again the next day. Remember the rule. If you're struggling,
you're winning because you will eventually overcome it. As many
times as you fail and stumble and fail and stumble.
If you are struggling, you are already winning. You will
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overcome it. Now. If you've given up, then you're done struggling.
Then you lost. That's the only time you lost, all right,
all right, Jesse Somalia. Oh so, so we have gotten
some angry emails about our crappiest country in the world tournament.
People are angry because Haiti was the winner. I declared
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Haiti to be the winner only technically, Somalia won the
online poll with the audience voting. Listen, there have been
vicious accusations. Accusations like riged election and people calling me
the Joe Biden of tournaments and things that. Okay, listen,
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I overruled you. Okay, I overruled you. I warned you
beforehand that being overruled was a possibility. I warned you
it was going to be a possibility. If it makes
you feel better, we are putting together a care package
for the winner, Haiti, and we are considering putting together
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another one for Somalia. I don't know that we're going
to do that. Somalia lost. It's Haiti's championship. Anyway, this
guy says, Somalia passed the law to change the minimum
age for marriage to eighteen. Wait, it was just changed
back to what you ask Oh, nothing, there's no minimum
age limit. Somalia deserved that title and a partially used
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red Lobster gift card. And you know it. It is
a truly wretched place. It is wretched beyond belief. The oh,
I'm just so grossed out by this concept. The child
bride thing is real. There be very grateful you were
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born in America. If you're in America listening to the
sound of my voice, if you're in any first thrilled country, honestly,
if you're anywhere besides Haiti, be very very grateful you
were not born in Somalia. It's a horrible, horrible place,
a disgusting culture in every possible way, and of course
we brought as many of them here as humanly possible. Now,
(36:05):
then we talk to you about your testosterone before we
do a couple more emails. It's low, and it's not
your fault that it's low, but it's low. It's low
because you drink estrogen. You essentially drink woman's birth control
every time you drink water because it's in our water supply.
It sucks, but it is what it is. How do
we deal with free falling testosterone. We have to fix it.
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you know the thing emails we didn't get to, Jesse.
(37:12):
What do you like better, Taco Bell or Del Taco
Taco Bell. I've never been a big Del Taco guy.
We had one. My buddies loved it. I always thought
it was kind of mad, Jesse. I think you mentioned
you were posted at twenty nine Palms. When you were there,
did you get to see the tortoises? Oh gosh, yes,
I think they were called the desert tortoise, the desert tortoise.
I believe it was. Get this. There's such a protected
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species there that if we were doing a shoot, and
a shoot is a big deal. You're marching your entire company,
your entire battalion out, you got weapons, you got everything else.
If you're doing a shoot and someone spots a desert
tortoise out on the range, boop, shoot stopped. They will
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stop an entire training exercise and they had to call
special people out to move them. Apparently these things are
ultra sensitive, no wonder, they're endangered if you touch them
or something like that the wrong way. I forget exactly
what the circumstances were. They would pee themselves, they would
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pee all the moisture out of their body, and they
would die. If you touch them, they die. I know, Chris,
I know, talk about an animal trying to die off somehow.
That burn up all the rest of the show. I
will see you on Monday. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kellys Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. We have all kinds of things
this hour. We're gonna talk about lies here in just
a moment, then we get back to more questions. But
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I wanted to address this as the ice stuff is
heating up across the country. The Trump administration, to their credit,
they're not backing off. Whenever these kooky kamie cities push back,
they push back even harder. So they're handling it the
right way. But well, I got this email Jesse. Last night.
I watched seven different YouTube videos reporting that naked children
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have been zip tied together and dragged off in rental
vans by ice. There is a fake photo all over
the internet of a zip tidede toddler. This is extremely
dangerous and I believe it deserves jail time. Do you agree?
His name is Dean, So Dean is talking about the lie,
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you know, naked children and zip tide toddlers and things
like that. Well, there's a good and bad to virtually
everything right now. I guess some things are just all bad,
like fish. But anyway, there's a good and bad to everything.
Social media is one of those things that it's very
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common to complain about. It very very common to complain
about it. People don't connect anymore. But every complaint you
have about social media is probably very very valid and
very very true. Right, But you've seen the recent polls
(01:58):
on trust in the American media. Let me spoil it
for you. It's really bad. It's in the twenties. In
the twenties, that is the percentage of American people who
trust what they see on the news. Why it was
not always that way? Why because now instead of having
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to rely on ABCNBCCBS, now you have social media where
if you choose to put in any effort at all,
you can go find out the truth. You'll know the
truth before the news comes on at night and lies
about it. When I sit here and I talk to
you about the stories of the day, like when I
(02:43):
brought up Tis James being indicted or anything like that.
When I talk to you about the stories of the day,
if you listen live, so I'm on six to nine
Eastern time. If you are listening to me live right now,
I bet you money you are rarely surprised by any
news story. Now, I might have a piece of audio
you didn't you haven't heard, or maybe I will have
(03:05):
a story that you hadn't heard yet. But how much
of the time do I bring up a story that
you've already heard about? It's all the time, right Because
of social media, you are able to sort or find
the truth and in ways that nobody ever was before.
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People were for forever before social media, people were slaves
essentially to whatever was on the news channels at night
or printed in the newspaper. Without that, you know, if
you're if it's uh, nineteen ninety, this is not ancient history.
If it's nineteen ninety and you have regular cable TV, ABCNBCCBS,
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and you know, you'd have CNN a couple other things
back then, and you get the local paper. I know
this is totally backwards thinking for most people now, but
I swear on my life they used to deliver the
newspaper to your home if you signed up and paid
for it and subscribed. If you subscribed to a paper,
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a young man would get a paper route. It was
a very common job back then. You would show up
super early in the morning at the newspaper place, or
they would deliver it to your home a stack of newspapers.
You would get on your bicycle and you had had
a paper route, and you would ride all over the
neighborhood delivering newspapers to people's homes. And if you want
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to know what was in the news, what was happening,
you had to go out to the end of the
driveway and grab the newspaper or turn on NBC that night. Now,
what if they're all lying and we see today how
consistent they all tell the same lies. You can turn
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on ABC and you'll see an outright lie, not bias,
an outright lie. You'll turn on CBS, you'll see the
same outright line. NBC, same I, CNN, same I. You
open up the Washington Post, same I, New York Times
same I. So if you were in that system and
they all told you the exact same outright lie. If
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it's nineteen ninety and they all came out and said
Donald Trump colluded with Russia install the election, how do
you disprove it? Even if you suspect they might be lying,
how are you going to find other forms of information?
You're not You're a slave to that form of information. Now,
(05:41):
that's the good news. Social media allowed us to find
information other sources of information, so we can bypass the
lies and disprove the lies. And it's destroyed trust in
the media, which is perfect because they're a bunch of lying,
commy scumbags. That's the good news. But the bad news
(06:03):
is this lies travel faster and further now. Lies have
always traveled at breakneck speed. Now with social media combined
with the communist's willingness to lie about everything at all times,
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now lies can travel immediately to millions and millions and
millions of people, and other communists will repeat the lie.
Sometimes it's because they believe it. Sometimes it's just because
they want other people to believe it. But that picture,
maybe you've seen it, maybe you haven't. There's a picture
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of a toddler who has been handcuffed or zip tied.
The pictures a little grainy, and some communists on social
media said that was what Ice was doing to a child.
It wasn't Ice. It wasn't it, even in this country.
It wasn't. That has nothing to do with Ice or
Trump or anything like that at all. Now communists are
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spreading it and sharing it everywhere. The bad part of
social media is your world that your liberal at Peggy's
world of make believe can be reinforced on social media
instead of her being exposed to the truth, Now her
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world of make believe just gets more cemented in her mind.
You want a great example of this, All the social
media companies were telling all the same lies at the
same time too. Remember during COVID when they deleted your
account for saying this mask is stupid and the vaccine
doesn't do anything for you. Remember that. Well, Elon Musk
(07:48):
got angry about the rampant censorship on social media, and
so he bought Twitter and renamed it X. Okay, maybe
you're on there, maybe you're not. It's fine if you're not.
But you know where the communists went. They left, not
all of them, a lot of them left, and they
(08:11):
created a new social media website called Blue Sky. Have
you ever heard of Blue Sky? Probably not, It doesn't matter,
You don't need to go. But if you want a fascinating,
slash horrifying little wade through the communist ecosystem, go over
to Blue Sky now because it's a place that would
(08:34):
absolutely censor you or me. Now they've found a new
bubble where they can stay and the biggest, craziest, most
ridiculous lies will be repeated over and over and over
and over and over again. And they went there on
purpose because censorship stopped on Twitter. It's not just that
(08:59):
the world of make Leave is created for them. Oftentimes
they want to live there. That's what they prefer. Remember
that if you start exposing a communist lies, the lies
they believe. If you start exposing that to them, your
liberal and Peggy, you start showing her the truth about anything,
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she will Oftentimes she'll respond in anger, even if you're
not being mean. And part of the reason she's responding
in anger is you're not just exposing the truth about
one issue, whatever that issue may be. You are tearing
apart her entire world. If you start pulling at that thread.
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If she if this lies, she believes all the way.
If it turns out to be disproven, well it might
bring the whole house she lives in down. And she
would rather scream and yell at you and storm out
of the house before she allows that to happen, because
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it's not one issue, it's her whole world, it's her religion.
Remember what if you could prove to someone beyond the
shadow of a doubt that their religion, that what they've
dedicated their whole life to is fake. That's how your
liberal and Peggy thinks when you expose the truth about
Donald Trump told us to inject bleach. No we didn't.
(10:30):
Here's here's here's the video of it. Frah, I hate you.
You're annz Wait what are you? Her whole world comes apart? Hey, Jesse,
I feel your pain when you're talking about dealing with
the power company. That's been my experience in dealing with Satan,
I mean Infinity barely talk English. I usually get the
Philippines after not being very helpful. They try to tell
(10:52):
another service. I want to change my phone to pure talk.
But I'm in the process for alternate cables, so on
and so forth. What do you reckon? What do you
use for cable slash internet whatever? All right, so I'll
explain what I what we do for TV. Now, I'm
so mad at myself for it. Before we do that.
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(12:03):
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Jesse kellyshow dot com. So this lady asked me, what
do we use for your TV? Cable, Internet, that kind
of thing. So you don't want to do what I do.
You don't want to be like me. I have the
(12:26):
worst system in the world and it's very, very frustrating. First,
we used to have direct TV. This is a while ago. Well,
you had DirecTV because I told you I used to
be an NFL super fan and DirecTV. I don't know
if this still exists. Used to have a special NFL
(12:48):
package where you could subscribe to it and you would
get every single NFL game. That was the reason we
had DirectTV. Well along comes Saint George Floyd. He dies
of an overdose. The NFL starts printing the name of
rapists on their helmets and putting end racism in the
end zone, and Jesse says, goodbye, No more professional football
(13:08):
for me. So now I don't need direct TV. Now
I'm looking at my bill. Don't quote me on this
because I don't remember exactly, but I think I think
we were paying somewhere in the neighborhood. I like one
hundred and forty bucks a month or something like that.
It was a lot, Chris, maybe one hundred and thirty.
It was a lot. It was a lot. Well, I
(13:30):
really don't want to make myself sound like Jewish boozer Chris,
but let's too much money. So we decide, hey, this
is the Internet era. If we're not watching the NFL anymore,
dump direct TV. The TVs are all hooked up to
the Internet. If there's something you want to watch, if
you know I'm a documentary freak, if there's a documentary
(13:53):
you want to watch, or maybe one of obs weird
serial killer shows that she likes, if there's something like
that you want to watch, Just get a subscription to
this or that, whatever that may be, you know, Amazon Prime,
anything like that, and whatever that may be. Okay, maybe
you've done this too. This is what I started doing.
(14:14):
But these companies keep making me angry by putting out
They have to gay everything up, they have to ruin
every freaking show. They keep making me angry. And so
something will pop up that I want to watch, I'll
get a subscription, and then I'll cancel the subscription as
(14:37):
soon as I'm done watching it, so I don't keep
paying the company. But at some point in time you
forget to cancel some and then you have a subscription,
and then you're trying to figure out how many subscriptions
do you have? Should you delete this subscription?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And by the time by the time you're done, if
you look at all the subscriptions for this thing, and
I think it did the dfen be, you're paying more
then one hundred and forty dollars you were paying at
Direct TV. Anyway, it is a horrible system. I have
no earthly idea how to fix it at all. I
do know that I love my documentaries. Look, that's part
(15:14):
of how I do my history research for the show.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I try to stick with books. I read everything I can,
but if I watch, if there is there's very rarely
a good documentary. Good documentaries are hard to find. But
if I watch a good documentary on something where I
can see it, it helps me. I don't know if
this is going to make me sound like a fruit.
(15:37):
If I can see it, if I can lay my
eyes on it, it helps me help you visualize it.
Does that make sense? It helps me describe it to
you once I have actually seen it. So documentaries become
part of it. And that was a long way of saying,
don't do what I do. I have no helpful advice
(15:58):
to you, whatsoever I'm doing it wrong. I don't want
to give these companies. Most of these companies are trash,
so I don't want to give them my business. Now
there are some that I would never ever consider for
any reason. Disney will never ever have another dime of
my money at all. That is the biggest, most important
(16:19):
children's company on earth, and it is turned into gay
propaganda for children. It's disgusting what they have done to
that company. There's no Disney. Plus, there's no Disney. Nothing
will never be going to disney World or Disneyland. That
is a gross, gross company. But still it's just, yeah,
(16:39):
it's hard, and that's a good point. Chris Pluto TV.
Chris pointed out, is free, so I try to seek
out free services. But right like, right now, it's the
baseball playoffs. Now that I'm forty four going on eighty four,
I've started to enjoy baseball. I enjoy what appears to
be a much more patriotic sport. I can take my
(17:01):
kids to the games and they don't have to watch
strippers who are strippers who are pretending to be cheerleaders,
and nobody's gonna get drunk and throw beer at them.
I just it's just it's more family friendly. But you
can't watch that on Half the Freeze. It's horrible. Look
I go through it too, all right, it's horrible. Jesse.
My daughter recently applied and had approve the chapter of
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Turning Point USA and her high school. I'm so proud.
I love seeing her generation get in the fight. My
son too. They're hardcore anti communists. That's really cool. What
advice do you have for her and all the young
people getting involved in the anti communist movement? To take
back our country, says, I can say his name or
(17:44):
her name. I don't know. Aj I don't think you
need advice from me, because you're far ahead of where
I was at that age. You don't need advice from me.
I will tell you that though read. I know that sucks.
And if you don't like to read, it sucks. Hoover
(18:08):
up knowledge, Okay, hoover up knowledge. It will help you
along the way. And there's no better way to do
that than books. If it has to be books on tape,
like Chris, make it books on tape. Read and make
sure you stick together as a coalition. Right, you're going
to need friends along the way because it's going to
be rocky. And other than that, be bold, you're right,
(18:31):
they're wrong. Be bold and make sure make sure you're
digitizing your pictures and videos. That's important too, And say
it is important. Those memories, those pictures on the wall
that you walk by all the time and you probably
don't look at anymore, those are more important than any
present you've ever gotten at Christmas time. They are that
(18:55):
home movie of your wedding that's more important than any
car you'll ever own. Get it digitized so you have
it forever, so your kids have it. Let Legacy Box
do this. This is a Tennessee company of wonderful Americans.
(19:15):
You send them the box. You put your stuff in
a box and send it to them. They hand digitize
everything and send it back. They did this for my father.
It means everything to me. Legacybox dot com slash Jesse.
Legacybox dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. Feeling a
(19:38):
little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
fantastic Thursday. Let's go to Chris Hayes. Apparently RFK is
too obsessed with autism. Today we are signing an executive order.
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That's the wrong button complete. I can't, but I did.
Chris Hayes sounds a lot like Brandon Johnson. One of
the things that's been very strange to me about watching
the development of the perversion of the public health system
under RFK is the obsession with autism. So it's like,
it's I think that's a pretty good thing for the
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head of AJHS to be worried about, to be focused
on as families struggle. But of course, to the communists
He can't make any sense at all. Doesn't he know
they're just supposed to be pushing the clock shot into
your arm? What are they digging into real issues? For?
JK forty seven. I normally buy off on ninety five
percent of your takes and have chosen to overlook when
(20:40):
you're wrong because it rarely happens, and your opinion can
somehow be influenced by Chris and you are handicapped by
unusually small hands. But this, Sir, cannot be overlooked. You've
referred to the carmaker as Jaguar and not jag He
just said the same thing and not Jaguar like normal
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people do. This literally drives me nuts. Your conduct is
an example of why West Virginians questioned the opinions of
those from the other side of the Ohio River. It's
called Jaguar. They even have a Jaguar on the thing.
What Chris, what Jegubar? Why would I say? There's not
(21:21):
an extra vowel in it after the G. It's British.
It's a British company. I thought it was American. I
didn't know what. I've got a car man. I don't
know everything, okay, And there's not a varwel after the G.
It's not the jagubar whatever. You just say jaguar, the jaguars,
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it's the whatever. Dear doctor Jesse, am I the only
one fed up with texting. I love texting. Texting. Texting
makes sure that I never get trapped on the phone.
I'm a big texting person. In fact, I'm even that guy.
If you call me, and usually I'll just ignore it.
(22:05):
But if you're somebody I can't ignore or probably shouldn't ignore,
I'll ignore the call and then shoot you a quick
text and I'll it'll say something usually along the lines
of I'm in a meeting, what's up? You should know
I'm never in a meeting. That is a lie one
hundred percent of the time. If you're one of my
friends or family members listening right now, and I have
(22:25):
ever texted you that I'm in a meeting, what's up?
That was a lie. I told an outright lie. What
I meant was, I don't want to talk to you.
Can you just text me whatever it is, because I
need to know if it's important. I do have. I
have a couple of friends. Speaking of phone trappers, if
you want to know, you're never going to get me
(22:47):
to inster the phone. Ever, they will text, and then
if I text back, the second my return text hits
their phone, they call that. There is no chance I
would ever take your call. I am more likely to
get in a helicopter and fly over an active volcano
(23:10):
and throw my phone in it than I ever would
be to answer the phone of somebody who calls me
immediately after I text message, You're not going to trap
me on the phone. Text whatever you need and then
we can move on. Jesse, maybe next time you have
Buck Sexton on or some other big, big brain person
(23:31):
in the No Cash Patel states he plans to dismantle Antifa,
obviously using the FBI workforce. If he is surrounded by leftists,
how does he hand out assignments if he doesn't know
who he can trust. It's very difficult. It's extremely difficult.
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This is what we have a hard time with right
now because things are going well and we have better
leaders ship. But remember that it's been decades and decades
and decades of communist infiltration as they worm their way
through our institutions. Now they're in our institutions now. If
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we need our institutions for something they're sick. They're very,
very sick. It's I think I've used this analogy before.
It's like working. It's like doing your entire life being
out of shape, meaning all you do is eat bad.
You never work out, eat bad, you never work out,
eat bad, you never work out. And now you're super fat,
(24:35):
you got high blood pressure, and you're out of breath
when you stand up and walk across the hall. Only
now it's really really, really really really important that you
run a mile. You have to run a mile. Now
your life depends on it.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So a bad guy's chasing you with a knife and
you have to run away. Well, two things are true. Yeah,
you have to run away, you have to run that mile. Also,
you probably can't. This this is the price we pay
(25:12):
you and me. This is the price we pay for
not being aggressive enough with communists when they were starting
to get a foothold. We were too nice, too tolerant.
We lied to ourselves that they're just naive, they don't
get it, they don't know what they're doing. Oh, they'll
come out of it, eventually, they'll grow up. We did
(25:34):
not understand what we were dealing with. And now they're
everywhere and it's a freaking problem. It's a big problem. Whatever,
let's laugh at Katie Pork.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
We're gonna lose more than half a million Californians dying
prematurely to air pollution and other problems, and the state
could lose out of my own shot, I wanted. That's
actually correct.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's not that it's electric vehicles.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
It's that don't need commitments any Paris Climate Court.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, it does.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Okay, you also were in my shot before that. Stay
out of my shot.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I can't wait to start talking to Chris and Corey
like that. Hey, Jesse, I belong to a men's group
that includes a die hard Democrat who tells me that
ICE is busting into businesses and homes without warrants or
grabbing people off the street in an effort to arrest illegals.
I'm under the impression ICE is acting on court approved
(26:32):
deportation detainers, which effectively constitute an arrest warrant. Who is correct?
You're correct? And your Democrat friend lives in a world
of make believe because every source your Democrat friend goes
to tells them the exact same lie. Democrat politicians tell
them the exact same lie. These are Nazis. These are
gonna stopo tactics. They're grabbing people off the street, they're
(26:53):
grabbing women, they're grabbing children. These are all outright lies.
But if you watch the news, that's what you believe.
And look the politicians, they're all telling the same lies.
They're all having the exact same line. What do you
know about this incident? Were federal agents boxed in and assaulted? Well,
we don't have a lot of facts. What happens in
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these sorts of incidents is we had absolutely all the facts.
We all watched the video. In fact, by the time JB.
Pritzker waddled onto that television set and sat down, you
had already seen the video of the federal agents being
boxed in. Your liberal and Peggy didn't see that video.
Your liberal and Peggy is over there on Blue Sky
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watching CNN, and so she is lied to at all times,
living in a world to make believe. Jesse, I don't
own a firearm. I feel like the Second Amendment leans
to the effect of you need to own a firearm
for no other reason than use it if the government
tries to take it. Would that suggest that people should
have arms greater than the government. If so, I don't
think we're in such terrible shape. Yes, that's exactly what
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it's for. And two am I less patriotic or even
unpatriotic for not owning a firearm? I do have a
pitchfork in an axe. Well, it's not the year sixteen hundred,
so a pitchfork and an axe are going to be
of precious little use if the person who's trying to
kill you has a gun. No, that doesn't mean you're
unpatriotic though. Some people just don't like guns. Maybe you're
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not even allowed to own a gun. Wherever you are,
Maybe you're in one of these communist heel holes where
they want you disarmed so they can turn some twenty
time fellon loose on you and set him into your
house with the butcher's knife. I don't know what your
situation is, but look, if you don't like guns, don't
ever want to shoot a gun, that's your business. I
would I would recommend changing that, though, I would changing that,
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You're listening to the ouricle. You love this one. It's
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(30:12):
Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic Thursday. I do hope you enjoy your weekend.
You know I won't be here tomorrow. I'm sorry. Jesse
at jesse kellyshow dot com is the email address. Let's
thick into these. Hey, Jesse new p one listener writing
you for the first time Friday when you were addressing
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other people's comments. He told the story about struggling with
alcohol after your deployment overseas and how you can trace
that path back to high school. I apologize if I'm
retreading on old ground, but how did you shake it?
How does one start a new path? I continue to
struggle with alcohol at thirty one, after over a decade
(30:56):
of abuse, and I fear I've wasted the best years
of my life on this and there's no coming back.
Sorry to treat you as a therapist, but as you
probably know, they're all communists, so you're the best we've got.
He says, I can say his name. I'm not gonna
say his name though, just in case. All right, So one,
(31:17):
you didn't waste the best years of your life. That's
a lie. Maybe your twenties weren't what they should have
been because of alcohol, but the twenties are not the
best years of your life. There's not any set time
that's the best years of your life. I know eighty
year olds who are happy as pigs and mud, and
(31:38):
their body's breaking down. They're not look they're not running
as fast as they used to be, and they might
not look as good as they used to look. But
happy as pigs in mud. Now it was a period
of time that it's gone, but it's gone. Let it go,
Let it go. That's one. Two. Give yourself some grace.
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Let me explain something to you. And in fact, anybody
who may have some kind of struggle going on right now,
maybe it's been going on a long long time. Everybody
has them at some point in their life of some kind.
Everybody has them. And what people do is they look
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around and they think other people don't. That guy has
his life together. He did it everything right. He graduated
top of his class. It was a superstar athlete, and
then got promoted super fast at work, and he was
a manager and now he's the vice president. And his
wife is a dime and his children are all of
square jawed with straight a's. That guy's on drugs. That
(32:43):
guy's wife just took off with the mailman. Everyone has problems.
Everyone has screwed things up in their life. What happens
is when people have these problems, they always think they're
the only ones, or they think they're one of the few.
Everyone else has it together. I'm the only screw up, buddy.
Most people struggle with alcohol at some point in time
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in their life. Most people doing it, they don't struggle
with that, They struggle with something else. Just turn around,
you say, how do you start a new path? Just
stop and turn around now. So what's gonna happen is
now that you want to stop? Is you're gonna screw
up and you're gonna have a drink tonight, or maybe
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you'll be good tonight, but you'll have one tomorrow. Okay,
try again the next day. Remember the rule. If you're struggling,
you're winning because you will eventually overcome it. As many
times as you fail and stumble and fail and stumble.
If you are struggling, you are already winning. You will
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overcome it. Now. If you've given up, then you're done struggling.
Then you lost. That's the only time you lost, all right,
all right, Jesse Somalia. Oh so, so we have gotten
some angry emails about our crappiest country in the world tournament.
People are angry because Haiti was the winner. I declared
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Haiti to be the winner only technically, Somalia won the
online poll with the audience voting. Listen, there have been
vicious accusations. Accusations like riged election and people calling me
the Joe Biden of tournaments and things that. Okay, listen,
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I overruled you. Okay, I overruled you. I warned you
beforehand that being overruled was a possibility. I warned you
it was going to be a possibility. If it makes
you feel better, we are putting together a care package
for the winner, Haiti, and we are considering putting together
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another one for Somalia. I don't know that we're going
to do that. Somalia lost. It's Haiti's championship. Anyway, this
guy says, Somalia passed the law to change the minimum
age for marriage to eighteen. Wait, it was just changed
back to what you ask Oh, nothing, there's no minimum
age limit. Somalia deserved that title and a partially used
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red Lobster gift card. And you know it. It is
a truly wretched place. It is wretched beyond belief. The oh,
I'm just so grossed out by this concept. The child
bride thing is real. There be very grateful you were
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born in America. If you're in America listening to the
sound of my voice, if you're in any first thrilled country, honestly,
if you're anywhere besides Haiti, be very very grateful you
were not born in Somalia. It's a horrible, horrible place,
a disgusting culture in every possible way, and of course
we brought as many of them here as humanly possible. Now,
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then we talk to you about your testosterone before we
do a couple more emails. It's low, and it's not
your fault that it's low, but it's low. It's low
because you drink estrogen. You essentially drink woman's birth control
every time you drink water because it's in our water supply.
It sucks, but it is what it is. How do
we deal with free falling testosterone. We have to fix it.
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you know the thing emails we didn't get to, Jesse.
(37:12):
What do you like better, Taco Bell or Del Taco
Taco Bell. I've never been a big Del Taco guy.
We had one. My buddies loved it. I always thought
it was kind of mad, Jesse. I think you mentioned
you were posted at twenty nine Palms. When you were there,
did you get to see the tortoises? Oh gosh, yes,
I think they were called the desert tortoise, the desert tortoise.
I believe it was. Get this. There's such a protected
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species there that if we were doing a shoot, and
a shoot is a big deal. You're marching your entire company,
your entire battalion out, you got weapons, you got everything else.
If you're doing a shoot and someone spots a desert
tortoise out on the range, boop, shoot stopped. They will
(37:56):
stop an entire training exercise and they had to call
special people out to move them. Apparently these things are
ultra sensitive, no wonder, they're endangered if you touch them
or something like that the wrong way. I forget exactly
what the circumstances were. They would pee themselves, they would
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pee all the moisture out of their body, and they
would die. If you touch them, they die. I know, Chris,
I know, talk about an animal trying to die off somehow.
That burn up all the rest of the show. I
will see you on Monday. That's all.
Host
Jesse Kelly
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