October 3, 2025 • 37 mins
Will Trumps war on the drug cartels end the same as the war on terror? The best wing flavor. You can’t come together with your enemy. Older communists shock normal people. Why does lasagna always suck? Tying anticommunism to the bible.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, fantastic Friday, trying to make sure the voice
holds up through the final hour, and we are going
to get to things like the war on the drug cartels,
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the superior flavor of chicken wings, the crappiest country in
the World tournament. Someone has questions about that, all that older,
meaner communists, and so much more coming up in the
final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I
did get this one because I was sorry. I was
coughing into the mic the whole show yesterday and losing
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my voice. I'm here, I'm drinking tea. It's called throat
coat teas. So I have to endure Jewish producer Chris
and producer Corey's insults as I have some tea trying
to get through it. This guy says about the subject
is your current infirmity, mister Kelly. First, stop eating. Okay,
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well that's not going to happen. Second, take an Herbal
laxative tonight in the morning, a mug of coffee and
a bowel movement, and maybe you'll be fine, buddy. I'm
no medical expert, but I don't think you can poop
out a cold. I'm ninety nine percent sure that that
is not actual medicine at all. Is said, Let that
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mug of coffee carry you for the rest of the day.
Avoid food, fast and all that other stuff. You know
what I already know about fasting. Okay, I know all
there is to know about fasting. I I've been fasting
since lunch. Since lunch, I have had nothing but a
couple sticks of beef jerky, two handfuls of gettles, and
(02:01):
some throat coat t I am famished, and I understand
the benefits my body's going through right now. And yes, Chris,
we do need some more cheeseballs. It's been a while
since we had them. Hey, Jesse, what do you think
of Trump's burgeoning, Chris, that's a good word burgeoning. I'm
going to use that word burgeoning. Global War on drug cartels.
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Do you think it will end the same way the
GIWAT did? Well. Wars are funny things, and the truth
is that you can't get to the bottom the real
root cause of our drug problem. With killing people. It helps.
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Don't get me wrong. I'm I'm not complaining about what
he's doing. I'm not. But the root of our drug
problem in the United States of America is not the
drug cartels and it is not China. The root of
our drug problem is we love drugs as a country.
We love them. The cartels are bad, evil, criminal people
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who have found a market. You know, all criminals, all
these criminals, you know, from the Italian mafia to whatever,
they have found customers. They've found a market. That's how
they make money. Drug cartels have discovered correctly that the
United States. Here in the United States of America, there
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is a desire for slaves, as there has always been
a desire for slaves, and there is a desire for drugs.
People want slaves, people they own. You can make them
do whatever you want. People always have, people always will,
and people want drugs. And so that is a market
that drug cartels have chosen to dip their toe in
and they've made a fortune doing it. Now, yes, I realized,
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we're talking about soulless, evil demons who kill and torture
people and things like that. This is in no way
defensive drug cartels. But you can sit and drop bombs
on drug cartels for the next four eight twelve years.
However long we have the White House, you can kill
scores and scores and scores of them. You can go
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after their manufacturers. You can do a lot of very
good things. By the way, things you should do. I'm
not complaining, things you should do, and that will drive
up the cost of drugs and things like that, But
none of that takes care of the root of the problem.
And the root of the problem is Americans love drugs.
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We are a fabulously wealthy country. Contrary to what you
may hear, we have ridiculous amounts of money compared to
other parts of the world, and like many wealthy countries
throughout history, we want to spend some of our extra
cash we have laying around on things that get people
high or whatever kind of drug you happen to be
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doing hallucinating. I don't know, that's not my particular area.
You know, where they don't struggle with drugs. On one
of these crappiest country in the worldless where people live
on a dollar a day, you're not worried about getting high.
You're trying not to die of diarrhea. That is your
entire life. Here in America, we don't have those concerns. Boredom.
Wealth has brought about a love of drugs. Now that said,
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where's the drug cartel war going to go for Trump? Well, Trump,
Trump has something he wants and he is actually handled
Iran so far in this exact same way the way
he's handled the drug cartels. Trump is not a boots
on the ground guy. Trump is not a go to
war everywhere all the time guy. He has a very
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different view of foreign policy, and actually I like his
view of foreign policy very much. But he understands there
are times when you're going to have to project powers
somewhere else. So for instance Iran, he wanted to stop
their nuclear reactors, their nuclear facilities. Well, I mean, you
can send in the Marines, or you can coordinate with Israel,
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have Israel take out their anti air defenses for you,
which they did with our help, and then you can
simply fly over some long range bombers, drop a bomb
down down one is essentially the chimney nuke, the Dagun thing,
and then fly back home and you've lost nobody, and frankly,
you haven't really risked anybody. You went, you drop some bombs,
you went home, and now Iran is completely crippled. That
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is a fine way to do things, you know, Secretary
of Defense Petex that's just put out another video. We
just nuked another drug boat that was on its way. Okay,
all these are fine, All these are good, but they're
not taking care of the problem. Do you want to
hurt these people or do you actually yeah, you're right, sorry, Chris,
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Secretary of War. I gotta get used to that, and
I love that, Secretary of War. Do you want to
hurt these people or do you want to completely eradicate
and defeat these people? Those are too do very, very
very different things. You remember the conversation we had when
they first started talking the Trump administration, when they first
started talking about the drug cartels, they were saying things
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like wipe them from the face of the earth, eradicate them,
using language like that. Here's the problem, as I talked
about on the radio, that's not possible, probably at all,
but it's definitely not possible without boots on the ground,
going town to town in Mexico, intelligence operations of intense
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urban warfare, guerrilla warfare. It's not possible to do that
to eradicate the drug cartels without being hands on. You
cannot drone strike your way into eradicating the drug cartels
because they are intertwined in their communities in Mexico. In
a lot of communities, they are the community, they are
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the government. They pave the roads, they build the schools.
I know. That's that's the way it is in parts
of Mediying, Columbia. Pablo Escobar is celebrated to this day
for the soccer fields he builds and churches and schools.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's a weird world, but it is the world in
which we live. So where do I see this going?
It depends on what I choose to believe. If the
Trump administration truly wants to eradicate the drug cartels, by
the way, they're not idiots, they know everything I just said.
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If they want to actually eradicate the drug cartels, it's
going to involve the United States military invading Mexico, period
it is. If that's not what Trump wants, and I
very much doubt that's what Trump wants. That does not
align with his foreign policy at all. If it's not
what Trump wants, then the goal is not necessarily to
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eradicate the cartels. It's to hurt them, hurt them very badly.
Keep arresting, keep killing their leadership. I suspect is our plan.
Arrest kill their leadership, keep nuking these drug boats, making
life difficult for them, all this stuff. The result of
all of this is fewer drugs coming into America. That's
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obviously a very good thing, which will drive the cost
of drugs up through the roof, which will price some
people out of the drug trade. The problem with that
is historically that has not really gotten people off of
drugs who were hooked on drugs, for instance, heroin and
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things like that, and meth and a lot of these things.
Their use increased as our prescription drug opiods, opioids, opiods. However,
you say that, you know, vicing in percoset, these types
of things. As we were giving prescriptions out for that,
and people's prescriptions started to run out with a couldn't
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afford them anymore. Well, these people were already hooked on
these drugs, and they went searching for others. Okay, my
doctor won't give me a prescription. I bet you're the
shady guy up the street with a tattoo on his face.
Will give me something to give me my foot, my
fix it will help. I applaud what they've done, but
there is no eradication of the drug cartels without a
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military invasion of Mexico. Are you willing to do that?
I will tell you I don't think the Trump administration
is willing to do that. So we can hurt them,
make drugs more expensive, and those are good things, but
that's not eradication at all. And the second we get
a Democrat back, they rebuild because democrats love drugs and illegals.
That's way it is, all right, do some more, Jesse.
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Speaker 1 (11:47):
Next the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful Friday. Member. You can email the
show Jesse at Jesse Kelly's show. Let's do one or
two non political ones, shall we? Jesse, what is the
superior wing flavor in the name of a just merciful gun?
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The name of a just merciful gun? Okay, I've wrestled
with this question a lot. Ah. I obviously am just
a standard Buffalo hot wing guy. I love that. I
am a dry rub guy too. If you get a
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good dry rub, it can be it can be enjoyable.
I enjoy a good dry rub. I don't like sweet
ones too much, like a barbecue. Not big on a barbecue.
You know, a wing flavor I adore garlic parmesan, garlic
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parmesan with a good blue cheese. Why are you scoffing
at garlic parmesan? Chris? What Chris said? I need some spice?
I know. Listen, listen me too, I want some spice too.
I'm not criticizing for once. I'm not criticizing you for
needing some spice if I have to. The real pro
order is you go half something spicy like a cajun
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or a buffalo, half garlic palm, garlic palm, given little,
giving you a little yin a little yang, little this
little that I'm a wing connoisseur. You already know I
am the master. I already educated you on how to
eat flats, that I'm able to tongue punch my way
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through the flats. And I already taught you that a
long time ago, so we don't have to go over
it again. But garlic palm, buffalo or or every now
and then you can find a place that does a
spicy garlic if you can get it, because you can
combine to two get a spicy garlic. Mmmmmmm. See. Given
the deep division and mistrust between the political right and left,
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what steps do you think both sides can take to
begin seeing each other not as enemies, but as fellow
Americans with different views. No, we're enemies. We are enemies.
I'll explain it this way. It's an analogy I've used
many times, but I'll use it again. If my wife
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and I, if if she wants to move to the suburbs,
she wants a white picket fence and a house in
the suburbs, and that's how she wants to live. She
still wants to raise our kids, you know, we still
want to live kind of the same life. But she
wants to live in the suburbs. But I I don't
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want to live in the burbs. I'm going to be
in the city. I want to live in the city.
I want some kind of an apartment or a townhouse
in the city with the kids, of course, and that's
the way I want to live my life. We can
figure that out. We can work that out. It's a difference,
and I'm not even gonna act like it's a small difference.
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It's a difference. But we can work it out. But
if she wants to go to the suburbs with a
white picket fence, raise the kids, church on Sunday, that
kind of life. I I want to leave the kids.
I want to give the kids up for adoption. I'm
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not interested in raising children. In fact, I don't even
want to hold down a job. I want to pick
my favorite band and I want to get hooked on
black tar heroin, and that's how I want to live
my life. We can't reconcile that. There's no reconciling that
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we are going to have to go our separate ways,
or if we don't go our separate ways, one of
us is going to have to completely give up our dream.
This is where we are now as a country. Reconciliation
between Republicans and Democrats was something that has happened many
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times throughout history in small ways. I admit there've always
been different parties, but it has happened many times throughout history.
There is no reconciliation with communists, and it's not even
something you should desire. Don't let your desire for beat
for peace cloud the need for war. You must defeat
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the people who want to chop body parts off of children.
There is no common ground, there's no we all want
the same things. No, we do not. You must completely
defeat the people who want to open up your border
and bring as many gang members into your community as possible.
There is no middle ground. We're not going to meet halfway, okay,
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just a few gang members. No, no, no, no, no no no.
That is not humanly possible. And what's more, you shouldn't
want that. I know, our in our feminized way, we
learn things, especially America's feminized Christianity, which is not real.
We are taught that we just should get along with everybody,
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and everyone just should have a place and a say,
and every everyone's kind of right. I don't want to.
I don't want to take a stance that is flat
out wrong. It is not right at all. It's not
right as a country. It's not right. Before God, there
is good and there is evil. There is right, and
there is wrong. And we do not come to the
table and negotiate a peace with wrong. Wrong can surrender
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or wrong can be defeated. But we don't need to
get along. No, we need to win, and we need
to focus on winning. And what's more, I promise you
they're focused on winning. That's what they care about. They
care about winning, so they can then dictate the rules
and burn this place down the way they've always wanted to. No, no, no, no,
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no getting along, none of that. All right, let's talk
about old communists, crappiest country in the world, tournament. Someone
wants to talk about Jane goodall died and some guy
is happy about that things. He's a monster too. We'll
discuss those things. Before we discuss those things, let's talk
about relief factor. Let's talk about let's not meet pain halfway,
(18:26):
shall we. Why don't we just try to defeat it.
Let's not suck it up. Oh, well, my neck's always
gonna bother me. Let's not suck it up. Let's not
take something to mask it for a couple hours. Well,
I just need to feel good while I'm at work.
Why don't we attack the root of the problem without drugs?
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of the problem drug free. It is developed by doctors,
but it is a supplement. The longer you take it,
the better it works, because it will build and build
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on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember, if you missed any
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Crappiest Country in the World tournament comes to an end.
We you and me, We choose a champion, and don't
forget that champion is going to get a very special
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care package courtesy of The Jesse Kelly Show. So, Jesse,
I'm a fairly new listener, been loving the show. I'm curious.
Are you the one that comes up with the brought
to you buys for the Crappiest Country in the World tournament?
If not you, is it Jewish producer Chris trash can
barbecues and pos cars and whatnot? Make me laugh? Uh,
(20:17):
I am not responsible for virtually any of those. That
is Jewish producer Chris and producer Cory. And they're sick people.
They're sick, demented people. I only came up with one
of those, and I'm not even going to tell you
which one it is. I came up with one of
those those two. Look I find out the sponsor. When
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you find out the sponsor, did you know that this
is one hundred percent Chris the sponsor stuff totally Chris
and Gory and those two freaks. They actually sent off
the sponsors to the voice guy to do the voice
so it sounds official. This is what bad people. They are,
just really bad people. Jesse, my mother is ninety five
and recently hospitalized. Her hospital roommate was eighty five. Knowing
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they both hate Trump, I said in a visit, so
I understand neither of you like Trump, and her roommate
turned and said, don't mention that creature's name or I'll
be in here another week. Think about all that generation endured,
how they fought for their country and had their sons
die for this country, and they were proud. How can
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they side with democrats? I don't get it, do you?
His name is Michael? All right, So let me get
super philosophical here and sound like a motivational speaker. But
we all take paths in life. Remember I told you
that I used to drink way too much, especially when
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I got back from Iraq. Had a big problem with
alcohol when I got back from Iraq. We're talking the
get off work, and the first stop I make every
day on the word way home is at a gas
station to grab multiple tall boys of beer and drink
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them on the way home. I'm not even waiting until
I get home. I'm drinking on the way home. That's
how bad it was, right, that's a really really bad
place to be in life. Right. So, by the way,
if that's you right now, you'll get out of it.
Keep struggling, keep struggling. We've all been there. You'll get
out of it. Anyway. How do you get to that place?
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Now that I'm long out of it and I look back,
how do you get to that place? Obviously? I have
a whole list of excuses, all kinds of things. I
could say, what was this? It was? That it was Iraq?
But I have all these excuses, some valid, some not.
It doesn't matter. But the truth is, when I was
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a young man, sixteen or so seventeen, I discovered beer
with my friends, as many young men do. Okay, And again,
I'm not not judging you wherever you are in your life.
I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you for any dumb,
stupid things you've done or do, because I've done them.
All or worse. But if you find yourself at thirty
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roughly and you're drinking Tall Boys on the way home
from work to get drunk every single night, you can probably,
if you're honest with yourself, trace that back to starting
down a path that was a bad path, and you
just kept getting further and further and further down that path.
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So when you're sixteen or seventeen years old, you're in
Montana on the weekends, Hey, somebody grab a keg. Let's
get all the boys together, maybe get some dimes. If
we're lucky, let's go to the mountains. We'll go camping.
Let's have a big keg party, drink beer all weekend long.
All right, that's one way to live your life. It's fine,
but I did it. But that snowballs into more, and
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snowballs into more, and snowballs into more and more and
more and more and more, and then eventually, like I said,
you find yourself getting hammered on the way home because
you can't even wait till you walk in the door
and drop your keys. It's a bad place to be
in life. Older communists shocked normal people. I'll tell you
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they still shocked me because I didn't have any grandparents,
really any older people in my life who were this way.
When I picture older people, I picture my grandpa, my
grandpa Hang. He was a farmer, used to be Amish,
walked away from that, but still really close to all
of his Amish family. A farmer, gigantic hands, just like mine.
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Gigantic hands, loved his wife, raised wonderful kids on a farm,
nicest freaking guy in the world, big barrel laughs, had
his stuff together financially. And that's how I picture older people.
That's how I picture older people. The grandpa, that's nice,
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My grandma, my grandma Helen, his wife. You know, you
walk in the door and she's got homemade apple sauce.
She just got out of her garden, she's done quilting.
That's how I picture older people. But why are they
that way? Those paths started for them years in years
and years ago, and soon you end up as the
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old woman who makes apple sauce for her grandkids and
gives them a quilt they don't want it Christmas time.
That's how I picture old people because that was my
experience with older people. But there are people who start
walking down the road of communism, even if they don't
know it. They read the New York Times, they watch NBC.
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Their friends are communists when they're thirty. Maybe they started
when they were twenty. Now picture this, You think they
should be the saintly World War Two generation at ninety five.
But what if they just spent seventy five years in
communist and doctrination. That person is more warped than the
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communist than the twenty year old and communist who just
discovered communism with her lesbian friends. We like to think
that's the most mentally deranged radicalized communist there is. But
she just got hooked on booze yesterday. Your grandmother's been
hooked on booze for seventy five years. Who's further down
the path? We traveled down paths in life, good pass
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and bad pass by the way. I don't mean to
make them all dark. Maybe you we talk about working
out a lot, Not that I'm some workout freak or
something like that, but maybe you got into sports when
you were younger, or your parents who were into sports
out and maybe that's just always been part of your life.
You're always going to go for a job, You're going
to go to the gym, you're going to do this
well at forty fifty years old, sixty years old, you
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are going to be in such a better place health
wise because you've spent years going down that path, traveling
down a good path where it gets better and better
and better and better and better. We all make these
choices in life on where our paths are going to be,
on what paths we're going to take, and it gets
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a lot better or it gets a lot worse. You're
never stationary older democrats today, older ones are as brain dead, radicalized,
sick in evil, and broken as the eighteen year old
you see on college campus who doesn't know anything simply
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because they've been traveling down the wrong path their entire lives.
And oftentimes, if you travel down that path for long enough,
you can't get out. You're so far down, you're so
far gone mentally, you are so broken mentally. Remember that
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old woman. We've played the audio cut of several times before.
I find it to be so insanely sad, an old
woman again, the age my grandma was when she used
to feed me apple sauce and put a quilt on
me when I stayed overnight at Grandma's house. That's how
I picture women who are this age. But my grandma
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took one path, this lady took a different one.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I just, I just, I'm just so scared. I'm seventy
four years old. I worry about everything, and I just,
I just, I just seems so scared and upset. And
I don't and I don't understand why this gurse.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Seventy four years old broken Because that woman I promised
she didn't discover the Democrat Party yesterday. She spent decades
traveling down that path down there. She is shattered, weird.
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Is the email address next week? No ifs, no ands,
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no butts. The Siege of Malta history lesson is coming,
and I'm warning you right now it could very well
be Monday. It's going to depend on how newsy Monday is.
You know, if there's big, gigantic stories, we have to
tackle those and I can't. But my tentative plan, I'm
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not committing this to you. My tentative plan is hour
two after Medal of Honor Monday, we completely sidetrack the
show and we do some siege of Malta. What, Chris,
why are you making that face? Why can't I what
I can't do? I can't do things I love what
I do, not make plans that fall through. I am
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not I am not bound. I have to serve the people, Chris,
unlike you, who only serve yourself. I have to care
about people. And if there's something big, I have to
talk about it. Anyway, that is probably coming Monday. Speaking
of Chris, Chris asked why laza always sucks. He said
it shouldn't because the ingredients are all good. You got
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your pasta and your sauce and everything else. Let me
explain why lasagna usually sucks. I know there are exceptions.
I know every woman is offended and she's emailing in
here to lasagna recipe as we speak. To stay with me.
Here's why lasagna generally sucks. Even though the ingredients are
generally good. One ricotta cheese is disgusting. At least the
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ricotta cheese that clumpy, nasty stuff that's like soap that
we normally get in lasagna. Here I realize there's good,
more kind of liquidly pure ricotta that's better, But our
garbage ricotta is garbage. So let's set that aside. Food.
As I've explained so many times, it's all about the ratios.
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It's all about the proportion, and that's what lasagna gets wrong.
You know, we'll make this about pizza. What makes or
breaks a good pizza? You could argue anything. Is it
the crust, Is it the sauce? I would usually say
it's a sauce. Is it the cheese or the pepperoni,
or the sausage or whatever. All those things matter, But
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a truly great pizza has the proper proportion of all
of them. This is where cheese steaks are another example.
Guys will screw up cheese steaks because I need it
with ten can I get three times the meat I
like meat too. That screws up the bread to meat,
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to cheese, to onions to jap ratio, it's all screwed up.
Lasagna has the ingredients, the meats and the cheeses and
the pastas, but the ratios are all wrong. So it
doesn't work. It's all about the proportion of things right,
all about not too hot, not too cold, Jesse. Charlie's
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assassination and subsequential forgiveness by Erica Kirk of that COMMI
was a game changer for me personally. I've never seen
anything like witnessing by our leaders at Charlie's memorial service.
It was incredible with my renewed interest in the New Testament.
Haha on your face, Chris, I'm reading it with your
messaging in my head, having been listening to you since
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Fox News, wax Tucker or wack Tucker. My question is this,
how can we tie your anti communist messaging to the
Bible in a way that brings more anti communists to
a spiritual reality as well as more spiritual people to
realize the threat of communism. I agree, communism's our greatest threats.
So on and so forth. He says, his name is Tom.
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You don't have to tie in something that's already tied.
It's already tied. It is already tied. Are you sports
analogy here? If you are somebody who loves football, or
you love lifting weights. If you love lifting weights, then
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inevitably that's going to make you better at football because
you're getting stronger, or maybe you just love football, but
you're out there. It's the pushups and the running it
and you're getting stronger. You're also going to get better
at lifting weights. You are moving not just in the
same direction. You're not moving parallel. It's like you are
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moving toward each other at an angle, and at some
point in time you're going to meet. There is evil,
and because there is evil, you're seeing it all the
time everywhere. Because there is evil, that must mean there
is good. There are great things happening in the country
right now, Absolutely awesome things happening in the country. This
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guy struggling Jesse, I know you've seen. Jane Goodall died
on Wednesday. When I saw the news, my inner voice
laughed and said, you wanted less humans on earth?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Which she's that lady who talked about reducing the population
by ninety percent and things like that. What kind of
monster am I? As long as I can remember, I've
always not celebrated, but felt no sorrow at all when
a COMI or member of the opposition has died. I
try to be a good person, but I can't help
feeling relieved when they die. What kind of a monster
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am I? You're not a monster, You're a human being.
And if you have these thoughts, that's generally not great,
but don't voice them. I mean, you can always email me.
That's I'm fine. I'm glad you email me. Just keep
it to yourself. A great rule is never, ever, ever, ever,
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ever celebrate when someone dies. Maybe if a terrorist dies
or something like that, you can stand up and cheer. Look,
Jane Goodall is paying the price for that now. If anything,
feel sorry, feel sorry, all right, But yeah, never celebrate
and definitely don't do it publicly when someone dies. Now,
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go soak up every minute of your weekend and enjoy yourself.
All right. I will talk to you again on Monday.
That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, fantastic Friday, trying to make sure the voice
holds up through the final hour, and we are going
to get to things like the war on the drug cartels,
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the superior flavor of chicken wings, the crappiest country in
the World tournament. Someone has questions about that, all that older,
meaner communists, and so much more coming up in the
final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I
did get this one because I was sorry. I was
coughing into the mic the whole show yesterday and losing
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my voice. I'm here, I'm drinking tea. It's called throat
coat teas. So I have to endure Jewish producer Chris
and producer Corey's insults as I have some tea trying
to get through it. This guy says about the subject
is your current infirmity, mister Kelly. First, stop eating. Okay,
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well that's not going to happen. Second, take an Herbal
laxative tonight in the morning, a mug of coffee and
a bowel movement, and maybe you'll be fine, buddy. I'm
no medical expert, but I don't think you can poop
out a cold. I'm ninety nine percent sure that that
is not actual medicine at all. Is said, Let that
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mug of coffee carry you for the rest of the day.
Avoid food, fast and all that other stuff. You know
what I already know about fasting. Okay, I know all
there is to know about fasting. I I've been fasting
since lunch. Since lunch, I have had nothing but a
couple sticks of beef jerky, two handfuls of gettles, and
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some throat coat t I am famished, and I understand
the benefits my body's going through right now. And yes, Chris,
we do need some more cheeseballs. It's been a while
since we had them. Hey, Jesse, what do you think
of Trump's burgeoning, Chris, that's a good word burgeoning. I'm
going to use that word burgeoning. Global War on drug cartels.
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Do you think it will end the same way the
GIWAT did? Well. Wars are funny things, and the truth
is that you can't get to the bottom the real
root cause of our drug problem. With killing people. It helps.
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Don't get me wrong. I'm I'm not complaining about what
he's doing. I'm not. But the root of our drug
problem in the United States of America is not the
drug cartels and it is not China. The root of
our drug problem is we love drugs as a country.
We love them. The cartels are bad, evil, criminal people
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who have found a market. You know, all criminals, all
these criminals, you know, from the Italian mafia to whatever,
they have found customers. They've found a market. That's how
they make money. Drug cartels have discovered correctly that the
United States. Here in the United States of America, there
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is a desire for slaves, as there has always been
a desire for slaves, and there is a desire for drugs.
People want slaves, people they own. You can make them
do whatever you want. People always have, people always will,
and people want drugs. And so that is a market
that drug cartels have chosen to dip their toe in
and they've made a fortune doing it. Now, yes, I realized,
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we're talking about soulless, evil demons who kill and torture
people and things like that. This is in no way
defensive drug cartels. But you can sit and drop bombs
on drug cartels for the next four eight twelve years.
However long we have the White House, you can kill
scores and scores and scores of them. You can go
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after their manufacturers. You can do a lot of very
good things. By the way, things you should do. I'm
not complaining, things you should do, and that will drive
up the cost of drugs and things like that, But
none of that takes care of the root of the problem.
And the root of the problem is Americans love drugs.
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We are a fabulously wealthy country. Contrary to what you
may hear, we have ridiculous amounts of money compared to
other parts of the world, and like many wealthy countries
throughout history, we want to spend some of our extra
cash we have laying around on things that get people
high or whatever kind of drug you happen to be
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doing hallucinating. I don't know, that's not my particular area.
You know, where they don't struggle with drugs. On one
of these crappiest country in the worldless where people live
on a dollar a day, you're not worried about getting high.
You're trying not to die of diarrhea. That is your
entire life. Here in America, we don't have those concerns. Boredom.
Wealth has brought about a love of drugs. Now that said,
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where's the drug cartel war going to go for Trump? Well, Trump,
Trump has something he wants and he is actually handled
Iran so far in this exact same way the way
he's handled the drug cartels. Trump is not a boots
on the ground guy. Trump is not a go to
war everywhere all the time guy. He has a very
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different view of foreign policy, and actually I like his
view of foreign policy very much. But he understands there
are times when you're going to have to project powers
somewhere else. So for instance Iran, he wanted to stop
their nuclear reactors, their nuclear facilities. Well, I mean, you
can send in the Marines, or you can coordinate with Israel,
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have Israel take out their anti air defenses for you,
which they did with our help, and then you can
simply fly over some long range bombers, drop a bomb
down down one is essentially the chimney nuke, the Dagun thing,
and then fly back home and you've lost nobody, and frankly,
you haven't really risked anybody. You went, you drop some bombs,
you went home, and now Iran is completely crippled. That
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is a fine way to do things, you know, Secretary
of Defense Petex that's just put out another video. We
just nuked another drug boat that was on its way. Okay,
all these are fine, All these are good, but they're
not taking care of the problem. Do you want to
hurt these people or do you actually yeah, you're right, sorry, Chris,
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Secretary of War. I gotta get used to that, and
I love that, Secretary of War. Do you want to
hurt these people or do you want to completely eradicate
and defeat these people? Those are too do very, very
very different things. You remember the conversation we had when
they first started talking the Trump administration, when they first
started talking about the drug cartels, they were saying things
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like wipe them from the face of the earth, eradicate them,
using language like that. Here's the problem, as I talked
about on the radio, that's not possible, probably at all,
but it's definitely not possible without boots on the ground,
going town to town in Mexico, intelligence operations of intense
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urban warfare, guerrilla warfare. It's not possible to do that
to eradicate the drug cartels without being hands on. You
cannot drone strike your way into eradicating the drug cartels
because they are intertwined in their communities in Mexico. In
a lot of communities, they are the community, they are
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the government. They pave the roads, they build the schools.
I know. That's that's the way it is in parts
of Mediying, Columbia. Pablo Escobar is celebrated to this day
for the soccer fields he builds and churches and schools.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's a weird world, but it is the world in
which we live. So where do I see this going?
It depends on what I choose to believe. If the
Trump administration truly wants to eradicate the drug cartels, by
the way, they're not idiots, they know everything I just said.
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If they want to actually eradicate the drug cartels, it's
going to involve the United States military invading Mexico, period
it is. If that's not what Trump wants, and I
very much doubt that's what Trump wants. That does not
align with his foreign policy at all. If it's not
what Trump wants, then the goal is not necessarily to
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eradicate the cartels. It's to hurt them, hurt them very badly.
Keep arresting, keep killing their leadership. I suspect is our plan.
Arrest kill their leadership, keep nuking these drug boats, making
life difficult for them, all this stuff. The result of
all of this is fewer drugs coming into America. That's
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obviously a very good thing, which will drive the cost
of drugs up through the roof, which will price some
people out of the drug trade. The problem with that
is historically that has not really gotten people off of
drugs who were hooked on drugs, for instance, heroin and
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things like that, and meth and a lot of these things.
Their use increased as our prescription drug opiods, opioids, opiods. However,
you say that, you know, vicing in percoset, these types
of things. As we were giving prescriptions out for that,
and people's prescriptions started to run out with a couldn't
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afford them anymore. Well, these people were already hooked on
these drugs, and they went searching for others. Okay, my
doctor won't give me a prescription. I bet you're the
shady guy up the street with a tattoo on his face.
Will give me something to give me my foot, my
fix it will help. I applaud what they've done, but
there is no eradication of the drug cartels without a
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military invasion of Mexico. Are you willing to do that?
I will tell you I don't think the Trump administration
is willing to do that. So we can hurt them,
make drugs more expensive, and those are good things, but
that's not eradication at all. And the second we get
a Democrat back, they rebuild because democrats love drugs and illegals.
That's way it is, all right, do some more, Jesse.
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Speaker 1 (11:47):
Next the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful Friday. Member. You can email the
show Jesse at Jesse Kelly's show. Let's do one or
two non political ones, shall we? Jesse, what is the
superior wing flavor in the name of a just merciful gun?
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The name of a just merciful gun? Okay, I've wrestled
with this question a lot. Ah. I obviously am just
a standard Buffalo hot wing guy. I love that. I
am a dry rub guy too. If you get a
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good dry rub, it can be it can be enjoyable.
I enjoy a good dry rub. I don't like sweet
ones too much, like a barbecue. Not big on a barbecue.
You know, a wing flavor I adore garlic parmesan, garlic
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parmesan with a good blue cheese. Why are you scoffing
at garlic parmesan? Chris? What Chris said? I need some spice?
I know. Listen, listen me too, I want some spice too.
I'm not criticizing for once. I'm not criticizing you for
needing some spice if I have to. The real pro
order is you go half something spicy like a cajun
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or a buffalo, half garlic palm, garlic palm, given little,
giving you a little yin a little yang, little this
little that I'm a wing connoisseur. You already know I
am the master. I already educated you on how to
eat flats, that I'm able to tongue punch my way
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through the flats. And I already taught you that a
long time ago, so we don't have to go over
it again. But garlic palm, buffalo or or every now
and then you can find a place that does a
spicy garlic if you can get it, because you can
combine to two get a spicy garlic. Mmmmmmm. See. Given
the deep division and mistrust between the political right and left,
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what steps do you think both sides can take to
begin seeing each other not as enemies, but as fellow
Americans with different views. No, we're enemies. We are enemies.
I'll explain it this way. It's an analogy I've used
many times, but I'll use it again. If my wife
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and I, if if she wants to move to the suburbs,
she wants a white picket fence and a house in
the suburbs, and that's how she wants to live. She
still wants to raise our kids, you know, we still
want to live kind of the same life. But she
wants to live in the suburbs. But I I don't
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want to live in the burbs. I'm going to be
in the city. I want to live in the city.
I want some kind of an apartment or a townhouse
in the city with the kids, of course, and that's
the way I want to live my life. We can
figure that out. We can work that out. It's a difference,
and I'm not even gonna act like it's a small difference.
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It's a difference. But we can work it out. But
if she wants to go to the suburbs with a
white picket fence, raise the kids, church on Sunday, that
kind of life. I I want to leave the kids.
I want to give the kids up for adoption. I'm
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not interested in raising children. In fact, I don't even
want to hold down a job. I want to pick
my favorite band and I want to get hooked on
black tar heroin, and that's how I want to live
my life. We can't reconcile that. There's no reconciling that
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we are going to have to go our separate ways,
or if we don't go our separate ways, one of
us is going to have to completely give up our dream.
This is where we are now as a country. Reconciliation
between Republicans and Democrats was something that has happened many
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times throughout history in small ways. I admit there've always
been different parties, but it has happened many times throughout history.
There is no reconciliation with communists, and it's not even
something you should desire. Don't let your desire for beat
for peace cloud the need for war. You must defeat
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the people who want to chop body parts off of children.
There is no common ground, there's no we all want
the same things. No, we do not. You must completely
defeat the people who want to open up your border
and bring as many gang members into your community as possible.
There is no middle ground. We're not going to meet halfway, okay,
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just a few gang members. No, no, no, no, no no no.
That is not humanly possible. And what's more, you shouldn't
want that. I know, our in our feminized way, we
learn things, especially America's feminized Christianity, which is not real.
We are taught that we just should get along with everybody,
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and everyone just should have a place and a say,
and every everyone's kind of right. I don't want to.
I don't want to take a stance that is flat
out wrong. It is not right at all. It's not
right as a country. It's not right. Before God, there
is good and there is evil. There is right, and
there is wrong. And we do not come to the
table and negotiate a peace with wrong. Wrong can surrender
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or wrong can be defeated. But we don't need to
get along. No, we need to win, and we need
to focus on winning. And what's more, I promise you
they're focused on winning. That's what they care about. They
care about winning, so they can then dictate the rules
and burn this place down the way they've always wanted to. No, no, no, no,
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no getting along, none of that. All right, let's talk
about old communists, crappiest country in the world, tournament. Someone
wants to talk about Jane goodall died and some guy
is happy about that things. He's a monster too. We'll
discuss those things. Before we discuss those things, let's talk
about relief factor. Let's talk about let's not meet pain halfway,
(18:26):
shall we. Why don't we just try to defeat it.
Let's not suck it up. Oh, well, my neck's always
gonna bother me. Let's not suck it up. Let's not
take something to mask it for a couple hours. Well,
I just need to feel good while I'm at work.
Why don't we attack the root of the problem without drugs?
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Drug free relief factor allows you to attack the root
of the problem drug free. It is developed by doctors,
but it is a supplement. The longer you take it,
the better it works, because it will build and build
and build in your system. Every day, the pain gets
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turned down more and more and more until it's gone
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on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember, if you missed any
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part of the show, you can download the whole thing
on Iheard Spotify iTunes. And remember, Tuesday is the championship game.
Crappiest Country in the World tournament comes to an end.
We you and me, We choose a champion, and don't
forget that champion is going to get a very special
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care package courtesy of The Jesse Kelly Show. So, Jesse,
I'm a fairly new listener, been loving the show. I'm curious.
Are you the one that comes up with the brought
to you buys for the Crappiest Country in the World tournament?
If not you, is it Jewish producer Chris trash can
barbecues and pos cars and whatnot? Make me laugh? Uh,
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I am not responsible for virtually any of those. That
is Jewish producer Chris and producer Cory. And they're sick people.
They're sick, demented people. I only came up with one
of those, and I'm not even going to tell you
which one it is. I came up with one of
those those two. Look I find out the sponsor. When
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you find out the sponsor, did you know that this
is one hundred percent Chris the sponsor stuff totally Chris
and Gory and those two freaks. They actually sent off
the sponsors to the voice guy to do the voice
so it sounds official. This is what bad people. They are,
just really bad people. Jesse, my mother is ninety five
and recently hospitalized. Her hospital roommate was eighty five. Knowing
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they both hate Trump, I said in a visit, so
I understand neither of you like Trump, and her roommate
turned and said, don't mention that creature's name or I'll
be in here another week. Think about all that generation endured,
how they fought for their country and had their sons
die for this country, and they were proud. How can
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they side with democrats? I don't get it, do you?
His name is Michael? All right, So let me get
super philosophical here and sound like a motivational speaker. But
we all take paths in life. Remember I told you
that I used to drink way too much, especially when
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I got back from Iraq. Had a big problem with
alcohol when I got back from Iraq. We're talking the
get off work, and the first stop I make every
day on the word way home is at a gas
station to grab multiple tall boys of beer and drink
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them on the way home. I'm not even waiting until
I get home. I'm drinking on the way home. That's
how bad it was, right, that's a really really bad
place to be in life. Right. So, by the way,
if that's you right now, you'll get out of it.
Keep struggling, keep struggling. We've all been there. You'll get
out of it. Anyway. How do you get to that place?
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Now that I'm long out of it and I look back,
how do you get to that place? Obviously? I have
a whole list of excuses, all kinds of things. I
could say, what was this? It was? That it was Iraq?
But I have all these excuses, some valid, some not.
It doesn't matter. But the truth is, when I was
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a young man, sixteen or so seventeen, I discovered beer
with my friends, as many young men do. Okay, And again,
I'm not not judging you wherever you are in your life.
I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you for any dumb,
stupid things you've done or do, because I've done them.
All or worse. But if you find yourself at thirty
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roughly and you're drinking Tall Boys on the way home
from work to get drunk every single night, you can probably,
if you're honest with yourself, trace that back to starting
down a path that was a bad path, and you
just kept getting further and further and further down that path.
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So when you're sixteen or seventeen years old, you're in
Montana on the weekends, Hey, somebody grab a keg. Let's
get all the boys together, maybe get some dimes. If
we're lucky, let's go to the mountains. We'll go camping.
Let's have a big keg party, drink beer all weekend long.
All right, that's one way to live your life. It's fine,
but I did it. But that snowballs into more, and
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snowballs into more, and snowballs into more and more and
more and more and more, and then eventually, like I said,
you find yourself getting hammered on the way home because
you can't even wait till you walk in the door
and drop your keys. It's a bad place to be
in life. Older communists shocked normal people. I'll tell you
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they still shocked me because I didn't have any grandparents,
really any older people in my life who were this way.
When I picture older people, I picture my grandpa, my
grandpa Hang. He was a farmer, used to be Amish,
walked away from that, but still really close to all
of his Amish family. A farmer, gigantic hands, just like mine.
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Gigantic hands, loved his wife, raised wonderful kids on a farm,
nicest freaking guy in the world, big barrel laughs, had
his stuff together financially. And that's how I picture older people.
That's how I picture older people. The grandpa, that's nice,
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My grandma, my grandma Helen, his wife. You know, you
walk in the door and she's got homemade apple sauce.
She just got out of her garden, she's done quilting.
That's how I picture older people. But why are they
that way? Those paths started for them years in years
and years ago, and soon you end up as the
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old woman who makes apple sauce for her grandkids and
gives them a quilt they don't want it Christmas time.
That's how I picture old people because that was my
experience with older people. But there are people who start
walking down the road of communism, even if they don't
know it. They read the New York Times, they watch NBC.
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Their friends are communists when they're thirty. Maybe they started
when they were twenty. Now picture this, You think they
should be the saintly World War Two generation at ninety five.
But what if they just spent seventy five years in
communist and doctrination. That person is more warped than the
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communist than the twenty year old and communist who just
discovered communism with her lesbian friends. We like to think
that's the most mentally deranged radicalized communist there is. But
she just got hooked on booze yesterday. Your grandmother's been
hooked on booze for seventy five years. Who's further down
the path? We traveled down paths in life, good pass
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and bad pass by the way. I don't mean to
make them all dark. Maybe you we talk about working
out a lot, Not that I'm some workout freak or
something like that, but maybe you got into sports when
you were younger, or your parents who were into sports
out and maybe that's just always been part of your life.
You're always going to go for a job, You're going
to go to the gym, you're going to do this
well at forty fifty years old, sixty years old, you
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are going to be in such a better place health
wise because you've spent years going down that path, traveling
down a good path where it gets better and better
and better and better and better. We all make these
choices in life on where our paths are going to be,
on what paths we're going to take, and it gets
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a lot better or it gets a lot worse. You're
never stationary older democrats today, older ones are as brain dead, radicalized,
sick in evil, and broken as the eighteen year old
you see on college campus who doesn't know anything simply
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because they've been traveling down the wrong path their entire lives.
And oftentimes, if you travel down that path for long enough,
you can't get out. You're so far down, you're so
far gone mentally, you are so broken mentally. Remember that
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old woman. We've played the audio cut of several times before.
I find it to be so insanely sad, an old
woman again, the age my grandma was when she used
to feed me apple sauce and put a quilt on
me when I stayed overnight at Grandma's house. That's how
I picture women who are this age. But my grandma
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took one path, this lady took a different one.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I just, I just, I'm just so scared. I'm seventy
four years old. I worry about everything, and I just,
I just, I just seems so scared and upset. And
I don't and I don't understand why this gurse.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Seventy four years old broken Because that woman I promised
she didn't discover the Democrat Party yesterday. She spent decades
traveling down that path down there. She is shattered, weird.
It's sad, almost as sad as not having everywhere pants
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Is the email address next week? No ifs, no ands,
(30:58):
no butts. The Siege of Malta history lesson is coming,
and I'm warning you right now it could very well
be Monday. It's going to depend on how newsy Monday is.
You know, if there's big, gigantic stories, we have to
tackle those and I can't. But my tentative plan, I'm
(31:19):
not committing this to you. My tentative plan is hour
two after Medal of Honor Monday, we completely sidetrack the
show and we do some siege of Malta. What, Chris,
why are you making that face? Why can't I what
I can't do? I can't do things I love what
I do, not make plans that fall through. I am
(31:42):
not I am not bound. I have to serve the people, Chris,
unlike you, who only serve yourself. I have to care
about people. And if there's something big, I have to
talk about it. Anyway, that is probably coming Monday. Speaking
of Chris, Chris asked why laza always sucks. He said
it shouldn't because the ingredients are all good. You got
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your pasta and your sauce and everything else. Let me
explain why lasagna usually sucks. I know there are exceptions.
I know every woman is offended and she's emailing in
here to lasagna recipe as we speak. To stay with me.
Here's why lasagna generally sucks. Even though the ingredients are
generally good. One ricotta cheese is disgusting. At least the
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ricotta cheese that clumpy, nasty stuff that's like soap that
we normally get in lasagna. Here I realize there's good,
more kind of liquidly pure ricotta that's better, But our
garbage ricotta is garbage. So let's set that aside. Food.
As I've explained so many times, it's all about the ratios.
(32:54):
It's all about the proportion, and that's what lasagna gets wrong.
You know, we'll make this about pizza. What makes or
breaks a good pizza? You could argue anything. Is it
the crust, Is it the sauce? I would usually say
it's a sauce. Is it the cheese or the pepperoni,
or the sausage or whatever. All those things matter, But
(33:18):
a truly great pizza has the proper proportion of all
of them. This is where cheese steaks are another example.
Guys will screw up cheese steaks because I need it
with ten can I get three times the meat I
like meat too. That screws up the bread to meat,
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to cheese, to onions to jap ratio, it's all screwed up.
Lasagna has the ingredients, the meats and the cheeses and
the pastas, but the ratios are all wrong. So it
doesn't work. It's all about the proportion of things right,
all about not too hot, not too cold, Jesse. Charlie's
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assassination and subsequential forgiveness by Erica Kirk of that COMMI
was a game changer for me personally. I've never seen
anything like witnessing by our leaders at Charlie's memorial service.
It was incredible with my renewed interest in the New Testament.
Haha on your face, Chris, I'm reading it with your
messaging in my head, having been listening to you since
(34:29):
Fox News, wax Tucker or wack Tucker. My question is this,
how can we tie your anti communist messaging to the
Bible in a way that brings more anti communists to
a spiritual reality as well as more spiritual people to
realize the threat of communism. I agree, communism's our greatest threats.
So on and so forth. He says, his name is Tom.
(34:51):
You don't have to tie in something that's already tied.
It's already tied. It is already tied. Are you sports
analogy here? If you are somebody who loves football, or
you love lifting weights. If you love lifting weights, then
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inevitably that's going to make you better at football because
you're getting stronger, or maybe you just love football, but
you're out there. It's the pushups and the running it
and you're getting stronger. You're also going to get better
at lifting weights. You are moving not just in the
same direction. You're not moving parallel. It's like you are
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moving toward each other at an angle, and at some
point in time you're going to meet. There is evil,
and because there is evil, you're seeing it all the
time everywhere. Because there is evil, that must mean there
is good. There are great things happening in the country
right now, Absolutely awesome things happening in the country. This
(35:59):
guy struggling Jesse, I know you've seen. Jane Goodall died
on Wednesday. When I saw the news, my inner voice
laughed and said, you wanted less humans on earth?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Which she's that lady who talked about reducing the population
by ninety percent and things like that. What kind of
monster am I? As long as I can remember, I've
always not celebrated, but felt no sorrow at all when
a COMI or member of the opposition has died. I
try to be a good person, but I can't help
feeling relieved when they die. What kind of a monster
(36:32):
am I? You're not a monster, You're a human being.
And if you have these thoughts, that's generally not great,
but don't voice them. I mean, you can always email me.
That's I'm fine. I'm glad you email me. Just keep
it to yourself. A great rule is never, ever, ever, ever,
(36:54):
ever celebrate when someone dies. Maybe if a terrorist dies
or something like that, you can stand up and cheer. Look,
Jane Goodall is paying the price for that now. If anything,
feel sorry, feel sorry, all right, But yeah, never celebrate
and definitely don't do it publicly when someone dies. Now,
(37:16):
go soak up every minute of your weekend and enjoy yourself.
All right. I will talk to you again on Monday.
That's all.
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Jesse Kelly
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