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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour, final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.
On a wonderful Wednesday. Tomorrow we shall return to tackle
so many other things, whatever the big issues of the
day are. And Part three of the Rhodesian Bush War

(00:32):
will continue tomorrow. Now here's what we have on tap
for this hour. Impeachment it's coming, It's already here. I'll
get to that in a moment. Some horrible things and
maybe wonderful things about AI we can talk about. I'm
way behind on emails. I owe those to you. The
Red State GOP is completely useless. All that we make

(00:55):
fun of, James carvill In so much more in the
final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, the midterm
elections next November. I don't have to tell you they're important.
You know they're important. I'm not going to insult your intelligence.
We do have to get ready for something, though, and
I'm going to try not to get frustrated with the

(01:16):
GOP here. I'm going to do the best I can.
Remember that Democrats they impeach Donald Trump twice. Donald Trump
has been impeached twice. Why previously that was so insanely rare,
Why would you just do it? Whether there's something we

(01:37):
have to get about Democrats. Now, we already talked Bill
Clinton's Democrat Party's gone. JFK's party is long gone. Democrats today, local, state,
and federal, there are no guardrails, there are no limiting principles,
and any quote moderate Democrat who even attempts to put

(02:02):
those guardrails up gets completely steamrolled and destroyed. Meaning there's
no level of insanity or evil that Democrats won't accept
and eventually promote. And if you are a Democrat who

(02:23):
attempts to speak sanity, you know you'll be destroyed. So
all of them they just keep their mouths shut or
they go along with it. Now, I was screaming about
this when Democrats were impeaching Donald Trump twice and then
we took back the House of Representatives. If you were
listening back then, you remember, we have to impeach Joe Biden.

(02:48):
He has to be impeached. He does. And the reason
I said that wasn't just because he'd done about a
thousand impeachable things. It was because I knew if Democrats
ever took back the House of Representatives and there was
a Republican president. Didn't matter who it was, they would

(03:08):
impeach him. They would impeach him all the time. Because
there's nothing internally for them that can hold them back
from all the evil crap they do. The only chance
we have at holding them back is we have to
do it. We have to whip the school kids back

(03:30):
into line. Probably not the best way to put that.
We have to whip the school kids back into line,
because otherwise they're never going to whip themselves. And it
was a tremendous failure of the low TGP to not
impeach Joe Biden, because the lesson the communists learned from

(03:50):
that was we can impeach their guy all day, every day,
and when they take power back, they're too scared and
weak to do it back to us. Therefore, the party
that had no limiting principles before somehow has fewer of
them today. Why would you ever stop? If you're a Democrat,

(04:14):
allow me to introduce you to a member of Congress
Tree Tanda hard Gosh, what are we doing in this country?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Hello, this is Congressman ChRI Tannadar. Today I introduced articles
to impeach Secretary Pete hecseth for murder and conspiracy to
murder and reckless and unlawful.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I know you have the stones doctor.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Jones's handling of classified information since day one, Secretary Hexit.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Remember when that guy fell into the crocodiles Indiana Jones
and the last Temple will do. Remember that they were
fighting on the bridge, and that there was the priest
guy who reached his hand into someone's heart and tore
his heart out. Tell me he doesn't sound just like
this guy has disgrace.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
That once proud office that he holds from his shoeing
orders to kill everybody on board is Jewish.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Producer Chris makes a good point. He said he's more
like one of the palace guys. And I want to
take back what I said. I think he's a palace
guy too. Definitely a palace guy, Chris, I should start
this from the beginning. I'm gonna refrain from making any jokes.
By the way, if you actually look this guy up,
Shri they say this Thandahar Tandahar. If you look him
up as much of a ridiculous clown as you think

(05:39):
he sounds like, he looks so much worse. Let me
just say this one more time before I play it.
I've told guys this before. Just go bald. Okay, don't
die it. Guys. Listen, everyone knows I've billionaires Mark Cuban.

(06:02):
I've said, you know how much money Mark Cuban has billions.
He dyed his hair. It's so obvious and it looks terrible.
Some guys will die it, some guys will go for
the comb over thing. And then there are guys like
Shri Indiana Jones. He I think he went out and

(06:23):
killed the biggest, fluffiest cat he could find and then
skinned it and placed it on top of his head.
It might be the worst two pay I've ever seen
in my entire life. Anyway, back to Shree and Ianna Jones.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Hello, this is Congressman Cheri Tannidar. Today I introduced articles
to impeach Secretary Pete Hexsett for murder and conspiracy to
murder and reckless and unlawful mishandling of classified information. Since
day one, Secretary Hexit has disgrace that once proud office

(07:04):
that he holds from issuing orders.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I love how he forgot the name of the office.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
To kill everybody on board a small boat with no
evidence of any wrongdoing to launching a follow up strike
to finish off survivors who barely clinging onto their life.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
What is it going to be like if Democrats hold
the House of Representatives after the midterm election. It's going
to be daily clown show after daily clown show after
daily clown show. Because the animals have no incentive now
to not They know the low TGP will not act

(07:52):
when they take power. They know it, and now it's
emboldened them. Why do you think, why do you think
we have these losers like Spencer Cox, he's the governor
of Utah.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I disagree with with with Congresswoman Omar. I think she
should be voted out of office.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
And I think I can do that without attacking her religion,
or her race or her ethnic background.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
I think that that's that's really important.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I know, Oh my gosh, no wonder that communists have
torn through this country with reckless abandon No wonder they
act so bold all the time. In case you're wondering
what he's responding to, it's this from Triumph.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Love this elan Omar whatever name is. At shoe it's
a little turban. I love her. She comes in. There's
nothing but she's always a complayed. She comes from her
country where I mean, it's considered about the worst country
in the world. Right. They have no military, they have

(09:00):
know nothing, they have no parliament, they don't know what
they hell the word parliament means they have nothing. They
have no police, They police themselves.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
They kill each other all the time.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
I love it. She comes to our country and she's
always complaining about the constitution allows me to do this.
We want to get her to hell out. She married
her brother in order to get in, right, she married
her brother.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
In response to that, the Republican governor of Utah said this.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Look, I disagree with Congresswoman Omar. I think she should
be voted out of office.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
And I think I can do that without attacking her religion,
or her race or.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
And this is why Sri Indiana Jones has already filed
articles of impeachment. This is going to continue without end. Now.
Democrats will impeach every Republican all the time, because the
low tch has proven time and time again they don't
have the guts to do it. Back, Hey, master beaver Hunter,

(10:06):
would you allow men from any foreign countries into your
secret club? If so, which countries? For example? Australians would
likely be a positive addition. I'm a know on the foreigners,
maybe Rhodesia. There are still some Rhodesians. Got Rhodesians around what, Chris,

(10:26):
some of them live here in America. If some Rhodesian
men probably would be welcome. Other than that, we're not
going to have foreigners. Now, if you're a naturalized citizen
of the United States of America, that's fine, But no,
this is a uniquely American club. Why are you shaking
your head, Chris, You don't need foreigners in there. We're
not dealing with it, we Chris, you want shri in there? Chris?

(10:48):
You want who's allowed in? Only men? American men. I
haven't worked up some of the criteria's secret Chris can't
tell you. You should just know that you're not allowed.
You should also know that we will always have rough greens.
There will always be roughgreens in our secret club. Because

(11:10):
dogs are welcome. Chris is not. Dogs are all right,
and we want our dogs in our secret club to
be healthy. Don't want you don't you want your dog
to be healthy? Well, that doesn't happen magically. Dogs need
exercise and nutrition. How do you get healthy exercise and nutrition.
Your dog's the exact same way. Your dog doesn't get

(11:31):
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(11:57):
Truth attitude Jesse Ki. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
On a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday, a hump day. You get
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at Jesse kellyshow dot com before I get to this
insane commie white woman, before I get to AI EI whatever.

(12:20):
Look that's more advanced, Chris. You wouldn't know I'm gonna
do some of these emails. Hey, I heard you say
the other day, thought you might be interested in adding
to your vast repertoire of vocabulary. She said that means words,
you say, I know what vocabulary means. Snollygoster. A snollygoster

(12:41):
is a shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician who is
guided by self interest. The interwebs said it was popularized
by Truman, but I don't have time to research whether
that's true or not. I'm signing my name to be polite.
We both know you're going to take credit for finding
this word on your own, so don't bother reading my name,

(13:03):
and I will not, of course, Chris, have you ever
heard of Snollygoster? You know what it means. It's a shrewd,
unprincipled person, especially a politician who is guided by self interest.
I'm telling you I'm going to work this word in somehow,
some way, not just here, not just with you, in

(13:25):
conversation with somebody this week or this weekend. I'm just
gonna drop it out there like it's not completely casually
and see if they have the guts to call me
out on it. Most people they do what I do,
and you just NodD along, pretending like you understand big words.
Every now and then you'll get someone OB would do this.
She'd be like, wait, what does that even mean? You

(13:46):
made that up? OB? Does that? By the way, speaking
of Ob? Question just a random question, hypothetically speak? Actually, no,
you know what, this is real? This is reality. You
know that, Ob? She was a gymnast. Maybe you're a
new listener. My wife was a gymnast, and like a

(14:08):
really freaking good one. She was on the Canadian national team.
She went to the University of Arizona full ride scholarship
and made nationals all the time. Like she was really, really,
really good. Okay, she has I think it's the fiftieth
anniversary of the program or so. There's some kind of

(14:29):
gigantic gymnastics reunion coming up next year. All right, next year.
It's in Tucson, Arizona, where the University of Arizona is.
She has to go out there. I the boys too,
We have to go with her because apparently all these
gymnast chicks are bringing their husbands and their kids, and

(14:51):
it's exactly what you would expect with a big reunion.
You have to go to a gymnastics meet, and she's
gonna get introduced as an alumni and there's of course
a dinner here and a breakfast there in bah bah. Okay, Okay,
I got it, I got it. I got it. She
said to me this morning. This was this morning before
I left. Hey, what kind of University of Arizona stuff

(15:17):
do you want to wear to the reunion. I'm buying
the boys stuff now talking about James and Luke our sons.
Thank you, Chris, that's what I said, Well, none, And
she said, well, what do you mean none? I said, well,
it's not my reunion, it's your reunion. I didn't go

(15:37):
to the University of Arizona. Not only that, I don't
even like the University of what Chris?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
What?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
All right? Chris brought up a good point, and it's fact.
In fact, it's funny how alike we are. I brought
up that same point Jewish producer Chris said I should
wear some Pima Community College attire. That only made her
even angrier. She said, You're not gonna wear any University
of Arizona stuff. I said, it's not like I'm gonna

(16:05):
dress like a bum. I'll be fine. I didn't go here.
I'm just here for you. I don't give a crap
about the university. It means nothing to me whatsoever. And
then she's starts storming off and she's random and raven
about how you don't even get it. And I said,
I don't understand why you're mad, and she said, you

(16:26):
know what, that's the problem. You never understand why I'm mad.
I don't understand why I would wear University of Arizona stuff.
It would never What am I gonna buy it? I
don't want to spend money. I don't want to spend
money on I would never wear it again. What is
it a one time thing? Don't you start, Chris, You
can't accuse me of being cheap. You know what a
T shirt costs. Now you're paying twenty bucks for a

(16:46):
T shirt, twenty twenty five bucks. I'm gonna buy a
twenty five do And you know a T shirt wouldn't
be good enough. Well, we have to look nice at dinner,
you know, she'd Well, you have to have a jacket
or something. No, no, I'm not doing it. I'm not
doing what Chris, thank you. That's exactly what I said
to It's false advertising. If I'm there wearing the stuff,

(17:08):
it's stolen valor is what it is. I look like
I'm claiming I attended the university or I'm a fan
of the university, and neither of those things are true.
I'm not a fan. I wouldn't care if the whole
university imploded tomorrow. I didn't attend. I didn't have the
grades to attend. They make you take algebra and all
kinds of other stuff. I had no desire to attend.

(17:29):
I didn't even bother a plying because I knew, with
my da checkered past that I may not have gotten
through the strict entrance requirements. I think I'm right here,
Hi Jesse the snake King. Kelly tried dipping cheese puffs
in French onion dip. You know, I bet that's legit,

(17:49):
She said, Do you prefer puffs or crunchy? Totally depends
if the puff. The puff has to be kind of
melt in your mouth. It really has to be melting
your mouth in Ohio. That a great brand. I can't
find it anywhere else. Snyder's. Maybe they've expanded more, but
Snyder's does great salt and vinegar chips. They do a

(18:10):
great cheese puff, so it's got to be like that.
Then she says, I'm the girl version of you. I
want to be in the Secret Club? Can girls take
some sort of tests to get in? Sure, lady, I'll
tell you what. Come sit in the same room with
us and sit there silently for ten minutes and see
if you can do it. If you can get through
that brutal qualification process, then you can join I mean

(18:33):
not a word, not a word, not an opinion on anything, nothing,
Just sit there silently for ten minutes. So don't even
bother showing up. All right, don't even bother showing up.
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(18:55):
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(19:43):
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(20:49):
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and you never have to stress about it. All right,
Just the reminder now, AI, we talk about it a lot,
artificial intelligence, because there's so much scary stuff about it
out there, potentially scary stuff we don't know. No one

(21:11):
knows where it's going to go. You hear elon musk
saying things like this, and you say, oh, in the
long term, where will things end up long term?

Speaker 6 (21:19):
I don't know what long term is. Maybe it's ten
twenty years or something like that. For me, that's long term.
My prediction is that work will be optional, optional, optional,
So we'll take that. Yeah, I mean, it'll be like
playing sports or a video game or something like that.

(21:42):
If you want to work, you know, in the same
way like you can you can go to the store
and just buy some vegetables, or you could grow vegetables
in your backyard. It's much harder to grow vegetables in
your backyard, but some people still do it because they
like growing vegetables. That will be at work is like optional,
my guess is, and if you go out long enough,

(22:04):
assuming there's a continued improvement in AI and robotics, which
this seems likely, the money will will stop being relevant
at some point in the future.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay, Well, that's horrific, And that's the smartest man on
the planet. There are all kinds of very very smart
people working on AI for major USAI companies, all competing
with each other, all advancing. They're talking about AI being

(22:36):
able to diagnose cancer, perform surgeries. Well, it's the things
they say it might be might be excuse me, might
be able to do one day, or frightening. Okay, we
got that. Let me read your headline here. McDonald's pulls

(22:57):
quote creepy AI Christmas ad after viewer backlash. That's from
the New York Post. So here's what happened. In case
you didn't know McDonald's. Yes, you know, the burgers Fries,
Big Max. McDonald's decided to try something they wanted, a
TV commercial. Of course, every major brand does. Well, it's

(23:20):
not cheap to produce a TV commercial. You probably are
aware of that, you know, even even TV commercials, even
that thirty second one you see, that's a multimillion dollar budget. Directors, actors,
the works, the locations, permitting. It's not a it's not
an overnight process to film a commercial, most of them. Anyway,

(23:43):
corporations they're thinking about AI too, And what are they thinking, Well,
what cost savings? If I was going to have to
spend three million dollars to produce a nice Christmas ad
and I can instead fifty grand some AI tech and
have AI make a commercial, Well that looks good on

(24:06):
the bottom line, right, And of course, AI has advanced
so much that it's hard, at least for me Old Jesse.
It's hard for me to tell what is AI and
what isn't. I've already been fooled before. So McDonald's made
the decision, Hey, let's have them make a Christmas ad
meaning AI. They made one. They put it out online.

(24:32):
It was rejected so savagely by people who watched it.
They pulled the ad after three days. They didn't just
hide their heads about it. The backlash was so severe,
people said, what is this crap? Get this out of here.

(24:52):
My hope is I know AI is going to be
part of our future. I know, I know it is
going to cost some people their jobs, maybe me. I
mean right, I don't know. I don't know. I understand that,
but I feel like human beings will reject it when

(25:13):
it goes too far. Not gonna say it's not gonna
do good, not gonna say it's not gonna do bad.
I know all these things are still to come. I
get that, But human beings instinctively know they are made
by God to be physically with each other. They are
made by God by the way to work. You know

(25:34):
you were made to work you're supposed to work even
when you retire, right. You may not get paid an
actual job, but you still have to do something. My
dad retired from work in construction, and he worked just
as long and just as hard as there was no
money coming in anymore. He's pounding fence posts, he's digging
out creek stuff. It's you have to work otherwise you die.

(25:59):
You have to maybe you volunteer at the church or whatever.
Human beings have to work. They have to interact with
each other. And if something comes along that says no
more need for that. No, no, no, no, no, no, go
strap yourself into a chair. No, you don't ever have
to talk to another human being again. It will do damage.

(26:22):
But eventually human beings will rise up and say no.
There's a lot of talk in the creative world Hollywood,
especially Hollywood music. From what I understand, and I may
have this headline wrong, so don't quote me on this,
but I think the number one Christian or country song
in America some brand was an AI song. AI came

(26:45):
up with it, AI sang it. I know it'll do
things like that, and the creative world is very worried
about that. I think in the end, though, human beings
are going to desire things that come from other human
beings as long as they don't come from shri Indiana Jones.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Hello, this is Congressman Cheri Tannidar. Today I introduced articles
to impeach Secretary Pete hest for murder and conspiracy to
murder and reckless and unlawful mishandling of classified information.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
How do these people get elected in the United States
of America? Isn't that so embarrassing? Because, let's be frank,
he represents his district. These are representatives. They're elected to
represent their area in Washington, DC. That's the ugly part
of it. I mean, look the Jasmine Crockett stuff. We

(27:42):
might we make fun of her. No, I'm not going
to play her right now, she reflects accurately her district.
What a frigging place to be, all right, So I
want you to listen to something I swear on my life.
Her name is really Ursula Ursula on dere layin. How's

(28:02):
Europe doing with all these new imports? What's the plan?

Speaker 7 (28:06):
And therefore, we must open more safe, safe pathways legal
pathways to Europe. We must create more bridges between our continents.
We must make sure that people can find a job
where their talent is needed match the skills, bring skills
across our borders. And this is at the heart of

(28:29):
our new Talent partnership, which offer work rules into Europe.
We have just agreed.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Just know that as you look around in horror as
your country has been handed over to foreigners in Europe,
they're watching and they're doubling and tripling down you and I.
In our lifetime, we are going to watch Europe fall
completely and it's going to be really sad, but it's

(28:56):
going to be extremely educational. All right, One more segment,
Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Wednesday, a hump day. You can email us
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also, do remember that

(29:20):
the liberal white woman is the most vicious, violent, destructive
creature on planet Earth. No other animal comes close.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
I'm going to be honest. I don't feel good about
being white every day for a lot of reasons. Because
it's a point of privilege that I get to move
through the world in a way that so many of
my other colleagues and friends and family members of the
community don't get the privilege to do. And I'm just
a female, but just a woman, just a white woman.

(29:47):
If I was a white man, I would be functioning
from a point of an even greater privilege. I think
we're missing an opportunity when kids, When kids have a
moment to reflect about how the color of their skin
does and does not allow them to move through the world,
it's running running to them and trying to stifle that

(30:12):
and trying to say you shouldn't feel bad. So we
don't want to We don't want to ever expose you
to something that is going to make you have to
pause and have maybe some internal feelings. It's a missed
opportunity for some really good dialogue.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
She's in the state legislature in Kentucky and she wants
your white kid to be scolded about how racist and
privileged they are in school headline. Netflix kids shows are
flooded with LGBTQ themes. Not to get too serious at
the end of a show, and we're not going to.
But they are after your children. And if you are

(30:48):
a kid listening to me right now, they are after you.
And they do not want to help you. They want
to hurt you badly. They are trying to hurt you
and break your mind, break your body, break your confidence,
and break your very soul, because once you are broken,

(31:10):
they will recruit you into their sick, demonic religion and
use you to hurt other people. That is how these
people think. It's why they do what they do. Believe me,
you're about to see even more of it with the
Rhodesian bush Wars stuff. I haven't introduced the Commis yet,

(31:30):
but the Commis get here tomorrow and soulless, evil, monstrous.
Don't ever allow these people to educate your children where
you can vote them out of office. And never sit
and think that they are just naive. They're just well,

(31:52):
I mean, if I could just talk to her, there's
no talking to this woman. This woman is a destroyer
and if she is able to, she will destroy your children.
She's trying to destroy your children. In fact, that's just
a nice start. If she could, she would destroy your

(32:16):
entire country, burn down your house, destroy your business, lock
you up, or kill you. I know, she just sounds
like the standard naive liberal white woman. Don't let these
demons put those masks off and let that soften your
stance on them. These people are straight up evil.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
I'm gonna be honest. I don't feel good about being
white every day for a lot of reasons because it's demonic.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Demonic Ontario man charged with assault using a snowblower. You
have any idea how much I wanted a snowblower when
I was a kid. We didn't have the money, so
I have actually know he owned a snowblower. We moved
to Montana when I was ten years old, and Montana

(33:04):
gets gigantic amounts of snow, especially where I lived in Bozemen.
They just get tons of snow and it's surrounded by mountains.
There's snow and snow drifts. And all we had were
snow shovels. And my dad would wake me up in
the morning and if it was if it snowed the
night before, because you couldn't get out of the driveway
you had you had to shell the driveway. He would

(33:27):
wake me up two hours before school. Put your clothes on, boy,
got a shelvel the driveway out there, shoveling hours before school.
What Chris Chris said it took two hours to clear
the driveway. Buddy, you don't live well. We lived in
ten houses in ten years, remember, because we were buying

(33:48):
and flipping. I'm trying to make money. Some driveways were
five hundred feet but more it's Montana. Everything is in
some cookie cutters vision, like so many people were used to.
And these aren't nice homes. These weren't like nice homes.
We had some driveways that were shorter, of course, some
were even longer. And there's nobody coming to help you.

(34:13):
We couldn't afford to pay someone to plow it. We
couldn't afford a snowblower. It was you in a snowshovel
and that's it, and you're just shoveling and shoveling and shoving. Look,
that's kind of stuff makes a man out of you, right,
and it's kind of experienced in the In the end,
looking back, you're you're happy you got through it. But man,

(34:34):
I remember we'd be on the way to school and
you'd look and you'd see someone with a snowblower. Have
you ever seen someone with a snowblower and been filled
with jealousy? I have. I used to look out and be, oh,
I would give anything. I wonder if he'd let me
borrow it. And now here's a headline. You know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Canada launches

(34:59):
one one point two billion dollar push to attract talent
as the US charges one hundred thousand dollars fee for
h one B visas. Canada is falling so incredibly fast,
and our Canadian friends up. It breaks my heart when
I hear from the people I know in Canada. I
know we have a bunch of people listening right now.
Maybe you're in Canada. I'm sorry, get here if you can, Canucks,

(35:24):
I actually do love you. Man crashes stolen BMW claims
he teleported into it. If I ever get arrested for
something stupid, and I hope I don't. I hope in
that moment I come up with a really cool excuse,
you might as well sell it. At that point in time,
Activist judges overruled Trump judges green light hagsats, ban on

(35:46):
military dudes in dresses just a reminder that the Communists
put into place judges that tried to tell the Secretary
of War that trannies got to remain in the United
States military. That's how sick the other side is. Warlord
terror and taxpayer theft. Somali's scheme allegedly builks millions from

(36:08):
made medicaid to fund a foreign army. You cannot mass
import foreigners from one of the most wretched, corrupt countries
on the planet, where everyone steals all the time, and
get anything but massive fraud and corruption. Here. Let's start denaturalizing, deporting,

(36:29):
and getting foreigners in mass out of the United States
of America. We shall return tomorrow. We'll tackle all the
news of the day. There's an outside chance we invade
Venezuela while we're sleeping, and more Rhodesian bush war. All right,
that's all
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