May 21, 2025 • 38 mins
Why do we have cold sandwiches when hot sandwiches exist. Trump is not taking anything from these media apparatchiks and neither is Trump’s administration. The weak communists here in America. Sticking with your same pro crime DA to destroy your city. The amount of useless meetings people have to sit thru.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. And you know what, We're gonna
compliment Lee Zelden and Republicans here in a moment. We'll
talk about the Feds blowing our money, corporate environment, all
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kinds of things, Philadelphia losing its mind, racism by Navy seals,
and so much more in the final hour of the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I had mentioned earlier
in the show kind of been passing that the GOP
was getting better being bold with communists, not just star
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elected officials. I see it in my daily life with
how people act, you write me emails. I stood up
to my mom, Jesse, my dad was Jesse, my brother
that somebody at work we're getting better at being bolder.
And there are a lot of reasons for this. I
do give Trump, in his in your face style, credit
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for helping. It helps when the most powerful influential person
on the right acts that way. If you come at him, well, look,
I'll play it again. This was him in that meeting
today NBC during a meeting with the South African President.
They thought they were going to go for another stupid
gotcha about the jet from guitar and Trump look in
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the past the mitt romneys of the world. Well, I
mean that's something we're having our staff look into. And
now I don't know. I certainly don't want to ever
do anything inappropriate. That would have been the GOP way
of speaking. Now you come at me with that garbage.
This is what you Getagon announcement would be accepting Atari
jets be used as their or what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You know, you to get out of here. What does
this have to do with the guitar jet?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
They're giving the United States Air Force a jet, Okay,
and it's a great thing. We're talking about a lot
of other things. It's NBC trying to get off the
subject of what you just saw.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You are a real you know, you're a terrible report
on you and you don't have what it takes.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So he just goes on to discrusify the guy. You
suck and you're stupid and NBC sucks and this is
why you all suck. And maybe you don't love that right,
maybe that's maybe that's maybe that's just not who you are.
It's not what you prefer. And I get that too,
I totally get it. That's not for everybody. But what
is true is you cannot nice your way through dealing
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with communists. They only understand bold aggression right back at them.
If you think you're gonna nice your way out of it,
they're going to eat you alive. And they have eaten
the GOP alive for as long as I've been a
lot because they are playing hardball, and the GOP well,
I mean, I hope you're gonna write a nice story
about me in the Washington Post. I'm being very reasonable.
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I'm trying to answer your questions instead of just understanding
the game. And the game is this. You think I'm
your mortal enemy, therefore you're my mortal enemy, period. And
that's the game we're playing. And I've played yesterday a
bunch of the Marco Rubio stuff as Marco Rubio, Secretary
of State. Rubio, He's sat in front of the Senate
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and you never saw secretaries of state, definitely not GOP
ones act like this in the past. But these senators
are telling lies and coming at him, and Rubio's coming
right back both barrels. He remember he told that one
van Holland. He told him, yeah, I would the illegal,
the gang banger, like the one you had a margarita with, right, Oh,
go ahead. Good.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
In the case of El Salvador, absolutely absolutely, we deported
gang members, gang members, including the one that you had
a margarita with. And that guy is a human trafficker,
and that guy is a gangbanger, and that and the
evidence is going to be clear in the days.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Rubio has the floor Chairman. He can't make unsubstantiated senator
like that Secretary Rubio has. And you saw how Van
hollend reacted, mister chairman, basically trying to tattle on him
to the teacher. He can't just say that, why well,
he's never been spoken to like that by a Republican before.
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American communists have come up in a system where they
are always the only aggressor. They are always the only aggressor,
and we're trying to be nice and pat him on
the head and do things the right way, and these
people don't even know how to react when they get
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it back both barrels. Lee Zelden is one of the
nicest human beings I've ever talked to in my life.
You remember leez Elden, New Yorker did really solid human being,
but a very nice person. Lee Zelden, he's the head
of the e p A now sat down in front
of Adam Shift today. Shift is another one of these guys.
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He's just not used to it. He's used to running
his fat mouth and being the only aggressor. But this
new way of speaking to communists, sign me up for it. Well,
the way with that wind up.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
By the way, I understand that you are an aspiring
fiction writer.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I see why.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Oh yeah, well I understand your view that you can
cut in half of the agency and it won't affect
people's health or their water, their air. That to me
is a big fiction, mister Zelden. You uh and if clean,
I have to think. I think, mister Zelden, if your
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if your children were drenks.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Listen to lese Alden, Listen to lese Alden. While the
senator's speaking to him, Zeldon's just chiming in. I guess
you're not worried about the wildfires or anything like, not
laying there taking it, not trying to be polite. Well,
I guess I'll work on that, missus, Senator. Now, what
about the wildfires? You stupid comedy crazy.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
If your children were drinking water in Santa Anna, mister.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Zelda, and they're talking over each other so you can't
hear them, but not sitting there taking it, they would
add it with white House too, that losing. The only
thing about that is that of the story that's not
true according to your own you do not grass testimony.
I don't. I don't know what to say to you.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
You're insisting on the fact.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm insisting on the facts. That's exactly what I'm insisting.
I'm insisting on the facts, and I now have three
different versions of the facts that travel.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Department of Justice working on this, every submitted in court.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You're saying, not going to.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Waste just because you insist on EPA lighting taxpayer dollars
on fire.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The American taxpayers.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
They put President Trump in office because of people like you.
They have Republicans in charge of the House and Senate
because of people like you. Because you don't care about
ninety nine percent of this story. You don't want me
to go through the list of all the evidence of
waste and abuse. You know what I want you to
do in conflicts of interest? What I want you to
do allified recipients. You don't care about what I want
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you to do.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You've never heard the GOP consistently talk like this before.
Neither have I, and I want to go again. Stress
if it's not your style, if you're just one of
the more soft spoken, nice people, you are not wrong.
You're not bad. I'm not even going to say you're
weak or something like that, but I will say this,
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this way of speaking is the only way to deal
with communists if you want to deal with them, if
you want to oppose them, if you want to stop them,
you can't be a shrinking violet when you do it.
You can't. And as Jewish producer Christ just pointed out
something we've talked about before on the show, this is
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the great news. These people are Communists are unbelievably soft
compared to other communists historically. You know, if you were
a Bolshevik, if you were one of the communist revolutionaries
in Russia, you came up shooting and stabbing and warring
with people. That's how you came up fights in the streets.
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Look Mao, obviously, as you know, I hate his guts.
I'm not Anita Dune. But Mao was a jungle fighter.
Mao spent his time at war a weapon in his hands,
coming up fighting. America's communists have come up in a
system where all of Hollywood is on their side, the
whole Democrat parties on their side, the whole media is
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on their side. Half the Republicans are on their side.
They're never ever ever challenged in any way, certainly not
in any bold way. You can just go around and
spew your idiotic, deceptive idiocy all the time without challenge,
and you can get bold and you won't get challenged
with it. You can just act like an animal and
you'll never be put in the cage where you belong.
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That's how America's communists have always operated. And all it
will take, like any bully, all it will take is
one time you stand your ground and you give it
right back to them, and you'll see they go away.
And I've gotten your emails before, and they blessed me
to know en about you dealing with the Communists in
your life. And it's amazing how consistent that exact story is. Jesse,
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my sister used to come into Thanksgiving all the time
screaming about this. This year, I had enough and I
stood up to her. Now she's not coming anymore. She
didn't say a word the rest of the time. He
left the room and wouldn't come back. They can't deal
with it. They've never had to deal with it at all.
The American communist is used to be the only aggressor
wherever he is, and now that the American right has
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finally woken up and realized what he's dealing with and
more importantly, how to deal with him, we have made
great strides. And I know we have a million miles
to go. All the corruption and all the evil and
all the stuff out there. I get it. I know that,
But we are making good strides being bolder and better.
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And maybe you're working on this in your life. Again,
it's easy for someone like me who's naturally rude. It's
harder for good people and nice people. So maybe it's
maybe it takes effort for you. I get that. We'll
get there, all of us. Have you Have you been
boning up on your history, on your Constitution at all?
You know you can get a free education on the Constitution.
(10:39):
You realize that there's so much there and why things
are in there? Have you ever wondered have you ever
read it? And wondered, what's that mean? Why's that in there?
You ever done that? You know? Hillsdale College offers a
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Let's talk about Philadelphia. Hang on? Is he smarter than
everyone who knows?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Does he think so?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Wednesday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We're about to talk
about Philadelphia in a moment. But did I ever tell
you about how dumb Fred is my dog? I love him. Look,
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everybody loves him. The whole neighborhood loves him, My whole
family loves him. He's just a big, fluffy, pathetic idiot.
But he is so dumb. And I've had many dogs before.
I don't mean just dumb, I mean dumb for a dog.
He's a moron. He's just a complete moron. He can't
do anything. We'll be out for a walk and he
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if there's a rabbit, we'll practically have to trip on
it before he sees it. And even then sometimes he
misses it. We had a rabbit run practically right underneath
him before and he didn't see it. What Chris. Yes,
he's half Golden Retriever and he's half poodle. Both those
are water dogs, famous water dogs. Fred is afraid of
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the water. I don't even know, like I don't. I
don't know whether we got a bad batch or he's
just a big idiot. He's a moron. And on top
of all the other things Fred can't do, this will
come back to Philadelphia. Fred can't smell things. I don't
know what kind of a dog can't smell. But he
loves table scraps as much as the next man. My
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youngest son infamously slips his vegetables to Fred under the table.
Fred always gets a French fry or something like that.
But sometimes I'm not making this up. You will drop
a piece of food on the floor, and you'll call
Fred over a little piece of meat or something like that.
He can't find it. You have to lean down. This
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is the regular, regular occurrence. You have to lean down,
and you have to point to the piece of bacon
and say Fred here, And if you direct him directly
to it, he'll eventually find it and lick it up.
And so it doesn't do any good to yell at
him about it. He can't help it. He's an idiot.
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And so what I'm about to say may fall on
deaf ears because I realized, look, I'm looking at an
article here. More than half of adult Philadelphians are functionally illiterate.
That's from Philly mag So maybe this is falling on
deaf ears. But I love Philadelphia. I know I'm supposed
to hate it. It's such a cool place and the
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restaurants are good and look, I like it, and I'm
very frustrated right now. So I'm gonna try not to
be too insulting. Because Philadelphia has had a da A
district attorney, one of these Soros types. His name's Larry Krasner.
Larry Krasner, like all communists, wants more murderers and rapists
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than thieves on the streets. He wants more violent crime.
It's not an accident. He's not soft on crime. He
wants more violence. And since he's taken over his DA,
he has made that happen. He has brought horrible amounts
of violence and chaos to Philadelphia. And last night he
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had a primary and the people of Philadelphia had an
opportunity to stop the man who's creating the madness, and
the people of Philadelphia went out to the polls and
voted for Larry Krasner again. And I really, I'm really
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struggling right now with what to do about this, because
I considered just losing my mind, because that's how angry
I am about this, that this kind of stuff happens,
and that voters continue to vote against their own best interests.
But then I think about the article about it being
functionally illiterate, and more importantly, I think about Fred. Should
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I pull off the newspaper and give Fred a whipping
because he can't smell the piece of bacon. I know,
he's just too dumb. He can't do it. May be
the voters, not all the people, but maybe the people
who vote in Philadelphia are just too dumb to save themselves.
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Maybe it comes down to it. It really boggles my
mind that you can watch a great American city, you
can watch the murder rise, and you can just watch
the anarchy in the streets, and you can go to
the polls and vote for more of it. I don't
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get it. I don't get it. I'm frustrated. But this
is what I tell you. This is what you say
to your Democrat friends in blue areas when they complain.
If you know a Democrat in Philadelphia, I want you
to remember this. I want you to remember this moment
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because the next time you get with your brother who
votes Democrat all the time from Philly, the next time
he complains about his car getting broken into, his buddy
got muggs. Somebody knows got murdered. I want you to
know that all you need is four little words, four
magical words. You voted for this. These Democrats in these
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urban areas who vote to burn it down repeatedly, and
then they always have a complaint. I can't believe the
roads aren't paved. I can't believe the schools aren't better.
I can't believe they it can't catch that thief. I
can't believe that you're the reason it's happening. You complete moron.
Stop voting for Democrats. Stop voting for democrats. Stop voting
for Democrats. You're an idiot, and you're an author of
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your own pain. But you know why even bother? Why
even bother? I'm gonna move on and talk about other stuff.
In fact, we're gonna talk about corporate America because I'm
not gonna waste my breath. It's like screaming at Fred
about the bacon. It doesn't do any good. He can
only do what he can do. He's got two brain cells.
If he's lucky. He's afraid of the water. He can't smell,
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he can't hear, he can't see. He's only good for
love and affection and trying to bite burglars heads off.
That's the only thing he's good for, if he can
even find him. By the way, if the burger's covering
burglars covered in bacon, Fred probably won't know you're there. Then,
probably masked the scent or something like that. Goh jeez. Anyway,
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all right, the office next the Jesse Kelly Show, I
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on a wonderful, wonderful hump Day a Wednesday. So I've
got to touch this before I touch based on a
couple things before I get to the emails. Here, we're
going about to deal with racist memes from Navy seals.
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But first, there's an there's an article out from Odyssey.
Office employees are interrupted by meetings every two minutes. So
this is going to be my point of this. It's
not going to be about really complaints about the office,
although that's part of it. This is this is my
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complaint about the corporate world in general. All Right, human beings,
we have jobs. Everybody has a job. Most well, I
take that back, Republicans have jobs. All right, you have jobs.
You want a job, you want to work, you want
to feed your family, buy a car, buy a stake,
take the lady to red lobster. You know what I mean.
You want you have a job. Okay, and our jobs
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are obviously important because you need money. You gotta have
money to live. You need money, so you want to
keep your job. But here's the problem. When that's your mentality,
it can turn into something ugly. It can turn into
something great, or it can turn into something ugly. By great,
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here's a great way that can turn out. I love
my job. I want to keep my job. Therefore I'm
going to get really really good at my job. I'm
going to become indispensable. Therefore, I'm so good that I
will never be fired Because I contribute so much to
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this company, they can't fire me. And even if they
do make the mistake of firing me, their competitor will
hire me in five minutes because I am so valuable.
That's a good way that can turn out. But there's
a bad way that can turn out. And here's the
bad way. The bad way is I want to appear
to be doing something to justify my existence. And that
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is a large percentage of corporate America. I've seen it
a million times. Everybody needs a meeting, We got to
have a meeting. Let me put this on a group email,
and we'll put a group email out and we'll have
a meeting. Ninety nine percent of the group email in
corporate America should be one email to one person, and
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ninety nine percent of the meetings where everybody has to
get together. And then of course everybody when you have
a group meeting, everybody feels like they have to say
something otherwise you don't want to be thought of as
the one who doesn't do anything. So the meeting that
should be five minutes long or ten minutes long is
three hours long. Because Susie had to say something and
Bill had to say something. And Larry had to chime
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in at the end, a Viva viv a fit because
everybody wants to chime in and act like they're contributing
something when they're not contributing anything at all. And a
lot of this stems from the lack of boldness and
leadership in this country. Because when you're in charge, let's
say you're a middle manager, you're a middle manager of something,
you may be tempted when given a task from the
bosses up above to set out a big group meeting
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conference room at one point thirty. We'll have Jimmy John's there,
which sucks. He say, don't have hot sandwiches. We're gonna
get Jimmy Johns there and we're gonna work out this
sales problem. But you know what, bill a group meeting,
you don't need Jimmy Johns. You need to call one
person into your office and say make something happen. Now,
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get it done. I'll work with you. That's the goal. Goodbye.
But people don't do that. They set up meetings just
to set up meetings, and then once the meeting is
set up, the people who attend the meeting feel like
they have to contribute something to the meeting. The last
time I was in with these it was actually political.
And I'm going to leave out all the names, and
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I'm going to leave out well, I'm going to leave
out virtually every detail. Okay, but this was a two
or three years ago, I would say, And I get
invited to a meeting. The meeting is with a politician.
I show up. I'm not the only one there. I'm
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not the only one who's been invited to the meeting.
There are about twenty of us in the meeting. Okay, Already,
I'm skeptical. And it was about a fairly simple piece
of legislation that the guy was thinking about. It was
worried about messaging on it, and what the right way
to go about it was. This should have been either
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no meeting at all, you make a decision and go,
or one meeting with one guy instead. For four hours,
I sat there in this room watching all twenty people
who were invited have to offer their input about this,
and their input about that, and their input about this,
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and no, I think you should do this, but what
about that? And at the end of the four hours,
nobody was better off, including the politician who'd been given
eight thousand different pieces of advice from the different people
who were there. Nothing was gained whatsoever. Time was most
definitely lost. And in case you're wondering, I didn't say
a freaking word. I sat in the corner the whole time,
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and I just marveled at the complete and at the
two of the entire affair. And I left the second
it was over as fast as I could possibly leave,
and I never returned, and I got invited to another one,
and I told him you could take your invitation and
shove it. I'd rather die. And Chris is laughing right
now because he probably knows exactly what I'm talking about,
because I'm not going. I'm not doing it. Not doing it,
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absolutely not Stop having meetings. Get some leadership, assigned responsibility,
demand results. There you go. You're done. You don't need
another meeting, I promise. And no, Susie, you don't have
to say something. You can sit there and shut up
and eat the Jimmy Johns, well not Jimmy Johns. I
don't want you to have to do that. Eat something decent.
All right now, as long as I'm offending everybody, let's
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just go ahead and do this one.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Here.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
There's a story out of the ap that Navy seals
are being arrested or arrested, I'm sorry, being investigated. Why
are they being investigated because they were passing around racist
memes about a black guy, a black sailor in their platoon.
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Apparently they made him up to be a slave or
something like that. So it's obviously it's as offensive and
inappropriate and all that stuff as it gets. So I'm
just going to come out and offend everyone and go
ahead and say this. That's how infantry units are, and
it's not against one race, it's against every race. The
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white people get it, the black people get it, the
Mexicans get it, the Guatemalans get it, and the Asian
gets it the worst. It is by far, by far,
the most racially insensitive environment on the planet, and it
should be. You realize that it should be. We used
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to say the worst things you can imagine to each other,
the worst things you can imagine in my platoon because
we had everybody right, white, black, you name it. We
had it, and we loved each other to death and
we would die for each other. But if you were
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the sensitive tight, oh boy, you're either going to leave
our Marine Corps patoon or you're going to toughen up
real fast. And that's half the point of it, to
get your skin thickened up and to see who can
take it and who cannot take it. I don't even
know what exactly the meme was, and I'm not even
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defending this particular thing because I don't know. But I
saw this and I burst out laughing because every single
vet I am friends to this day. One of my
best friends who was part of my out, he was
first behind Seventh Ring's Alpha Company. He's a black guy.
One of my best friends sends me the meanest, most
racist memes you've ever seen in your life about everyone.
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He'll send it to me about white people all the time,
and he thinks it's hilarious. He calls me a cracker
and all these other things, and he'll send it to
me about black people, about anything you name it because
he thinks it's funny. And that's how it is. And
every single dude in the infantry listening to me right
now is laughing. If you're in or we're in, you
know it's true. They're all laughing because that's how we
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talk to each other. You don't need yet another investigation.
You pull them in and say, hey, idiot, don't text
that to somebody. Goodbye, Go do some pushups, and you
call it a freaking day. And guess what. It was
always that way Alexander the Great's Army, same thing, guarantee
it it was always that way. That's how dudes are
when they get together. Period. And a story. Now, also
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The Jesse Kelly Show.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. And I need to do something that
I do not do well. I don't think I've ever
done this on this show. We just did a segment
and I feel like I owe. I think feel like
I owe an apology. I have to publicly apologize, and
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you know that's not really my thing, but I have
to apologize. I said that Jimmy Johns did not have
toasted subs and Jewish producer Chris when digging, and apparently
I misspoke. Jimmy Johns heard the American people and they
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have introduced toasted subs. I'm looking at it right now.
Apparently they even have a toasted Italian Chris with Kapaco.
Can you people eat capital? Is it pork? Is it pork?
It is pork? I keep asking, well, maybe I'm hoping
for you, Chris. I'm sorry for wanting the best for you. Anyway.
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I apologize. I apologize to you. I apologize to Jimmy John's.
I had no idea. They woke up and they saw
the light and they realized that we're not Somalia. I
don't have to eat a cold sandwich, in fact, unless
it's a peanut butter and jelly or something. I'm an American,
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I should never eat a cold sandwich. Once the toasted
sandwich was introduced. Once we figured out you can heat
up the meat, you can melt the cheese. There's never
a reason to have a cold sandwich again ever, unless
you're in a hike in the mountains or something like that,
if you're in civilization, toasted or bust. And Jimmy Johns
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realized that, and I did not know it because i'd well,
I'd never gone, Chris, I have, in my defense, every
time I'd walked in. One time I looked at the
menu and I even asked, the guy said where's the
hot stuff? Oh, we don't have that here. I turned around,
walked out, everyon went back, never even looked back. Chris.
What that's a heartfelt apology. I mean, I'm dead serious. Oh,
something that actually is heartfelt. Chris reminded me of this,
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and I sure was just thinking about tunnel to towers,
so I should have said something earlier in the show.
I'll try to remember to remind you tomorrow. I'll try
to remember to remind you either way. Monday, as you know,
is Memorial Day. We will be here as we are
every single Memorial Day. We are going to be here
for three hours. We are going to honor the fallen.
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There will not be politics. There probably won't be much
joking around, which I know is kind of different for
our show, but that's a very It's a day I
take very, very seriously. We believe on this show that
we should show up and honor the fallen on that day.
And so I'm going to do this year what I've
done every single year. If you have somebody you know
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who has fallen in combat, who was given his life
for this country, and you email in his name, rank
and conflict, name, rank and conflict, I will do the
best I can to read that name aloud on the air.
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We usually try to spread it out throughout the show
because I can't just sit and read you know, two
hundred names or whatever it is right off the bat,
But I try. I think I've got to every name
every year, right, Chris, But I remember last year there
were a lot and it became a struggle. But no
matter what, I am going to try to get to
every name. So if there is somebody in your life
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who died in combat, we want to honor them by
at least saying their name. Will play tap for for
you know, groups at a time. We will play taps
for them on Memorial Day. That is a sacred day
in this country where we honor the fallen and we
show respect to the families they left behind. Name rank conflict,
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Name rank conflict. All right, I'm asking you can write
me what you want, especially if it's someone close to you.
Don't write me an encyclopedia, because we're gonna have to say, well,
we're gonna have to sift through. There's a lot to
sift through, right, there's a lot. There's a lot now.
It used to be easier when no one listened, Chris,
But it's more difficult now. Name rank conflict, and we
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will do the best I can. Unless I am sick
or injured, I will be in this chair on Monday
Live and we will do a Memorial Day show, Chris.
Do we even have ads that day? No, there aren't
even any ads that day. It's just honoring the fallen,
by the way, which leads me perfectly into Tunnel to
Towers and sees an ad and it matters a lot.
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Tunnel to Towers honors to fallen every day, every single day.
They're out there caring for the widows and orphans left behind,
fallen first responders and people who died in Iraq, Afghanistan
gave up their lives for this country. I know if
I died for this country, I would I would want
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someone to care for my wife and my kids. Tunnel
to Towers is out there helping for eleven bucks a month.
That's all they've ever asked for. And go look up
their charity rating. There's all kinds of help. The veteran
charities which are huge scams. Go look up Tunnel to
Towers and their charity rating. When they say they're helping
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the fallen, honoring the fallen, I should say, that's what
they're doing. T two T dot org T the number
two T dot org. All right, that's a good way
to honor the fallen, caring for the ones they left behind.
All right, that's one more time. Enjoy Donald Trump beating
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up on well, the South African president.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
I would say, if that was Afrikana farmer genocide, I
can bet you these three gentlemen would not be here,
including my Minister of Agriculture, they would not be with me.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Excuse me, turn the lights down, turn the lights down,
and just put this on.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
It's right behind you.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
He tells me to turn the lights down and place
a four minute video of genocide.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Now, this is very bad.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
These are These are burial sides right here, burial sides.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Over a thousand of white farmers. Have they told you
where that is, mister president?
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Geez, you know, I'd like to know where that is
because this I've never seen.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Okay, I mean it's in South Africa.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
You know, you to get out of here.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
What does this have to do with the guitar jet?
They're giving the United States Air Force a jet? Okay,
and it's a great thing.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We're talking about a lot of other things.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
It's NBC trying to get off the subject of what
you just saw.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
You are a real you know, you're a terrible report.
You don't have what it takes to be reporting. You're
not smart enough. But for you to go.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Under the outsorry, it was just too fun.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
And now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
But you know the thing, headlines, we didn't get to you.
Highly enriched uranium standoff may scuttle the new Iran deal.
Remember that conversation we had about how it gets into
the bone? I thank you, Ron, getting a nuclear weapon
might be in the bones. That's not that's not good.
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New york Man offered farmer wild turkey bourbon to let
him feed girlfriends X to the hogs. I just wanted
to read the headline. That's amazing. Komy's eighty six four
to seven post opened floodgates for copycat threats against public figures.
Oh good, more communist violence. Dang, we're out of time.
(38:26):
We'll do it again tomorrow. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. And you know what, We're gonna
compliment Lee Zelden and Republicans here in a moment. We'll
talk about the Feds blowing our money, corporate environment, all
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kinds of things, Philadelphia losing its mind, racism by Navy seals,
and so much more in the final hour of the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I had mentioned earlier
in the show kind of been passing that the GOP
was getting better being bold with communists, not just star
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elected officials. I see it in my daily life with
how people act, you write me emails. I stood up
to my mom, Jesse, my dad was Jesse, my brother
that somebody at work we're getting better at being bolder.
And there are a lot of reasons for this. I
do give Trump, in his in your face style, credit
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for helping. It helps when the most powerful influential person
on the right acts that way. If you come at him, well, look,
I'll play it again. This was him in that meeting
today NBC during a meeting with the South African President.
They thought they were going to go for another stupid
gotcha about the jet from guitar and Trump look in
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the past the mitt romneys of the world. Well, I
mean that's something we're having our staff look into. And
now I don't know. I certainly don't want to ever
do anything inappropriate. That would have been the GOP way
of speaking. Now you come at me with that garbage.
This is what you Getagon announcement would be accepting Atari
jets be used as their or what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You know, you to get out of here. What does
this have to do with the guitar jet?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
They're giving the United States Air Force a jet, Okay,
and it's a great thing. We're talking about a lot
of other things. It's NBC trying to get off the
subject of what you just saw.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You are a real you know, you're a terrible report
on you and you don't have what it takes.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So he just goes on to discrusify the guy. You
suck and you're stupid and NBC sucks and this is
why you all suck. And maybe you don't love that right,
maybe that's maybe that's maybe that's just not who you are.
It's not what you prefer. And I get that too,
I totally get it. That's not for everybody. But what
is true is you cannot nice your way through dealing
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with communists. They only understand bold aggression right back at them.
If you think you're gonna nice your way out of it,
they're going to eat you alive. And they have eaten
the GOP alive for as long as I've been a
lot because they are playing hardball, and the GOP well,
I mean, I hope you're gonna write a nice story
about me in the Washington Post. I'm being very reasonable.
(03:07):
I'm trying to answer your questions instead of just understanding
the game. And the game is this. You think I'm
your mortal enemy, therefore you're my mortal enemy, period. And
that's the game we're playing. And I've played yesterday a
bunch of the Marco Rubio stuff as Marco Rubio, Secretary
of State. Rubio, He's sat in front of the Senate
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and you never saw secretaries of state, definitely not GOP
ones act like this in the past. But these senators
are telling lies and coming at him, and Rubio's coming
right back both barrels. He remember he told that one
van Holland. He told him, yeah, I would the illegal,
the gang banger, like the one you had a margarita with, right, Oh,
go ahead. Good.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
In the case of El Salvador, absolutely absolutely, we deported
gang members, gang members, including the one that you had
a margarita with. And that guy is a human trafficker,
and that guy is a gangbanger, and that and the
evidence is going to be clear in the days.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Rubio has the floor Chairman. He can't make unsubstantiated senator
like that Secretary Rubio has. And you saw how Van
hollend reacted, mister chairman, basically trying to tattle on him
to the teacher. He can't just say that, why well,
he's never been spoken to like that by a Republican before.
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American communists have come up in a system where they
are always the only aggressor. They are always the only aggressor,
and we're trying to be nice and pat him on
the head and do things the right way, and these
people don't even know how to react when they get
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it back both barrels. Lee Zelden is one of the
nicest human beings I've ever talked to in my life.
You remember leez Elden, New Yorker did really solid human being,
but a very nice person. Lee Zelden, he's the head
of the e p A now sat down in front
of Adam Shift today. Shift is another one of these guys.
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He's just not used to it. He's used to running
his fat mouth and being the only aggressor. But this
new way of speaking to communists, sign me up for it. Well,
the way with that wind up.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
By the way, I understand that you are an aspiring
fiction writer.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I see why.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Oh yeah, well I understand your view that you can
cut in half of the agency and it won't affect
people's health or their water, their air. That to me
is a big fiction, mister Zelden. You uh and if clean,
I have to think. I think, mister Zelden, if your
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if your children were drenks.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Listen to lese Alden, Listen to lese Alden. While the
senator's speaking to him, Zeldon's just chiming in. I guess
you're not worried about the wildfires or anything like, not
laying there taking it, not trying to be polite. Well,
I guess I'll work on that, missus, Senator. Now, what
about the wildfires? You stupid comedy crazy.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
If your children were drinking water in Santa Anna, mister.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Zelda, and they're talking over each other so you can't
hear them, but not sitting there taking it, they would
add it with white House too, that losing. The only
thing about that is that of the story that's not
true according to your own you do not grass testimony.
I don't. I don't know what to say to you.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
You're insisting on the fact.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm insisting on the facts. That's exactly what I'm insisting.
I'm insisting on the facts, and I now have three
different versions of the facts that travel.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Department of Justice working on this, every submitted in court.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You're saying, not going to.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Waste just because you insist on EPA lighting taxpayer dollars
on fire.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The American taxpayers.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
They put President Trump in office because of people like you.
They have Republicans in charge of the House and Senate
because of people like you. Because you don't care about
ninety nine percent of this story. You don't want me
to go through the list of all the evidence of
waste and abuse. You know what I want you to
do in conflicts of interest? What I want you to
do allified recipients. You don't care about what I want
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you to do.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You've never heard the GOP consistently talk like this before.
Neither have I, and I want to go again. Stress
if it's not your style, if you're just one of
the more soft spoken, nice people, you are not wrong.
You're not bad. I'm not even going to say you're
weak or something like that, but I will say this,
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this way of speaking is the only way to deal
with communists if you want to deal with them, if
you want to oppose them, if you want to stop them,
you can't be a shrinking violet when you do it.
You can't. And as Jewish producer Christ just pointed out
something we've talked about before on the show, this is
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the great news. These people are Communists are unbelievably soft
compared to other communists historically. You know, if you were
a Bolshevik, if you were one of the communist revolutionaries
in Russia, you came up shooting and stabbing and warring
with people. That's how you came up fights in the streets.
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Look Mao, obviously, as you know, I hate his guts.
I'm not Anita Dune. But Mao was a jungle fighter.
Mao spent his time at war a weapon in his hands,
coming up fighting. America's communists have come up in a
system where all of Hollywood is on their side, the
whole Democrat parties on their side, the whole media is
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on their side. Half the Republicans are on their side.
They're never ever ever challenged in any way, certainly not
in any bold way. You can just go around and
spew your idiotic, deceptive idiocy all the time without challenge,
and you can get bold and you won't get challenged
with it. You can just act like an animal and
you'll never be put in the cage where you belong.
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That's how America's communists have always operated. And all it
will take, like any bully, all it will take is
one time you stand your ground and you give it
right back to them, and you'll see they go away.
And I've gotten your emails before, and they blessed me
to know en about you dealing with the Communists in
your life. And it's amazing how consistent that exact story is. Jesse,
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my sister used to come into Thanksgiving all the time
screaming about this. This year, I had enough and I
stood up to her. Now she's not coming anymore. She
didn't say a word the rest of the time. He
left the room and wouldn't come back. They can't deal
with it. They've never had to deal with it at all.
The American communist is used to be the only aggressor
wherever he is, and now that the American right has
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finally woken up and realized what he's dealing with and
more importantly, how to deal with him, we have made
great strides. And I know we have a million miles
to go. All the corruption and all the evil and
all the stuff out there. I get it. I know that,
But we are making good strides being bolder and better.
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And maybe you're working on this in your life. Again,
it's easy for someone like me who's naturally rude. It's
harder for good people and nice people. So maybe it's
maybe it takes effort for you. I get that. We'll
get there, all of us. Have you Have you been
boning up on your history, on your Constitution at all?
You know you can get a free education on the Constitution.
(10:39):
You realize that there's so much there and why things
are in there? Have you ever wondered have you ever
read it? And wondered, what's that mean? Why's that in there?
You ever done that? You know? Hillsdale College offers a
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Let's talk about Philadelphia. Hang on? Is he smarter than
everyone who knows?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Does he think so?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Wednesday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We're about to talk
about Philadelphia in a moment. But did I ever tell
you about how dumb Fred is my dog? I love him. Look,
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everybody loves him. The whole neighborhood loves him, My whole
family loves him. He's just a big, fluffy, pathetic idiot.
But he is so dumb. And I've had many dogs before.
I don't mean just dumb, I mean dumb for a dog.
He's a moron. He's just a complete moron. He can't
do anything. We'll be out for a walk and he
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if there's a rabbit, we'll practically have to trip on
it before he sees it. And even then sometimes he
misses it. We had a rabbit run practically right underneath
him before and he didn't see it. What Chris. Yes,
he's half Golden Retriever and he's half poodle. Both those
are water dogs, famous water dogs. Fred is afraid of
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the water. I don't even know, like I don't. I
don't know whether we got a bad batch or he's
just a big idiot. He's a moron. And on top
of all the other things Fred can't do, this will
come back to Philadelphia. Fred can't smell things. I don't
know what kind of a dog can't smell. But he
loves table scraps as much as the next man. My
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youngest son infamously slips his vegetables to Fred under the table.
Fred always gets a French fry or something like that.
But sometimes I'm not making this up. You will drop
a piece of food on the floor, and you'll call
Fred over a little piece of meat or something like that.
He can't find it. You have to lean down. This
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is the regular, regular occurrence. You have to lean down,
and you have to point to the piece of bacon
and say Fred here, And if you direct him directly
to it, he'll eventually find it and lick it up.
And so it doesn't do any good to yell at
him about it. He can't help it. He's an idiot.
(13:59):
And so what I'm about to say may fall on
deaf ears because I realized, look, I'm looking at an
article here. More than half of adult Philadelphians are functionally illiterate.
That's from Philly mag So maybe this is falling on
deaf ears. But I love Philadelphia. I know I'm supposed
to hate it. It's such a cool place and the
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restaurants are good and look, I like it, and I'm
very frustrated right now. So I'm gonna try not to
be too insulting. Because Philadelphia has had a da A
district attorney, one of these Soros types. His name's Larry Krasner.
Larry Krasner, like all communists, wants more murderers and rapists
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than thieves on the streets. He wants more violent crime.
It's not an accident. He's not soft on crime. He
wants more violence. And since he's taken over his DA,
he has made that happen. He has brought horrible amounts
of violence and chaos to Philadelphia. And last night he
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had a primary and the people of Philadelphia had an
opportunity to stop the man who's creating the madness, and
the people of Philadelphia went out to the polls and
voted for Larry Krasner again. And I really, I'm really
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struggling right now with what to do about this, because
I considered just losing my mind, because that's how angry
I am about this, that this kind of stuff happens,
and that voters continue to vote against their own best interests.
But then I think about the article about it being
functionally illiterate, and more importantly, I think about Fred. Should
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I pull off the newspaper and give Fred a whipping
because he can't smell the piece of bacon. I know,
he's just too dumb. He can't do it. May be
the voters, not all the people, but maybe the people
who vote in Philadelphia are just too dumb to save themselves.
(16:10):
Maybe it comes down to it. It really boggles my
mind that you can watch a great American city, you
can watch the murder rise, and you can just watch
the anarchy in the streets, and you can go to
the polls and vote for more of it. I don't
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get it. I don't get it. I'm frustrated. But this
is what I tell you. This is what you say
to your Democrat friends in blue areas when they complain.
If you know a Democrat in Philadelphia, I want you
to remember this. I want you to remember this moment
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because the next time you get with your brother who
votes Democrat all the time from Philly, the next time
he complains about his car getting broken into, his buddy
got muggs. Somebody knows got murdered. I want you to
know that all you need is four little words, four
magical words. You voted for this. These Democrats in these
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urban areas who vote to burn it down repeatedly, and
then they always have a complaint. I can't believe the
roads aren't paved. I can't believe the schools aren't better.
I can't believe they it can't catch that thief. I
can't believe that you're the reason it's happening. You complete moron.
Stop voting for Democrats. Stop voting for democrats. Stop voting
for Democrats. You're an idiot, and you're an author of
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your own pain. But you know why even bother? Why
even bother? I'm gonna move on and talk about other stuff.
In fact, we're gonna talk about corporate America because I'm
not gonna waste my breath. It's like screaming at Fred
about the bacon. It doesn't do any good. He can
only do what he can do. He's got two brain cells.
If he's lucky. He's afraid of the water. He can't smell,
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he can't hear, he can't see. He's only good for
love and affection and trying to bite burglars heads off.
That's the only thing he's good for, if he can
even find him. By the way, if the burger's covering
burglars covered in bacon, Fred probably won't know you're there. Then,
probably masked the scent or something like that. Goh jeez. Anyway,
did you get any gold? Have you protected your retirement
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all right, the office next the Jesse Kelly Show, I
like it returns next it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful, wonderful hump Day a Wednesday. So I've
got to touch this before I touch based on a
couple things before I get to the emails. Here, we're
going about to deal with racist memes from Navy seals.
(19:50):
But first, there's an there's an article out from Odyssey.
Office employees are interrupted by meetings every two minutes. So
this is going to be my point of this. It's
not going to be about really complaints about the office,
although that's part of it. This is this is my
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complaint about the corporate world in general. All Right, human beings,
we have jobs. Everybody has a job. Most well, I
take that back, Republicans have jobs. All right, you have jobs.
You want a job, you want to work, you want
to feed your family, buy a car, buy a stake,
take the lady to red lobster. You know what I mean.
You want you have a job. Okay, and our jobs
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are obviously important because you need money. You gotta have
money to live. You need money, so you want to
keep your job. But here's the problem. When that's your mentality,
it can turn into something ugly. It can turn into
something great, or it can turn into something ugly. By great,
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here's a great way that can turn out. I love
my job. I want to keep my job. Therefore I'm
going to get really really good at my job. I'm
going to become indispensable. Therefore, I'm so good that I
will never be fired Because I contribute so much to
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this company, they can't fire me. And even if they
do make the mistake of firing me, their competitor will
hire me in five minutes because I am so valuable.
That's a good way that can turn out. But there's
a bad way that can turn out. And here's the
bad way. The bad way is I want to appear
to be doing something to justify my existence. And that
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is a large percentage of corporate America. I've seen it
a million times. Everybody needs a meeting, We got to
have a meeting. Let me put this on a group email,
and we'll put a group email out and we'll have
a meeting. Ninety nine percent of the group email in
corporate America should be one email to one person, and
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ninety nine percent of the meetings where everybody has to
get together. And then of course everybody when you have
a group meeting, everybody feels like they have to say
something otherwise you don't want to be thought of as
the one who doesn't do anything. So the meeting that
should be five minutes long or ten minutes long is
three hours long. Because Susie had to say something and
Bill had to say something. And Larry had to chime
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in at the end, a Viva viv a fit because
everybody wants to chime in and act like they're contributing
something when they're not contributing anything at all. And a
lot of this stems from the lack of boldness and
leadership in this country. Because when you're in charge, let's
say you're a middle manager, you're a middle manager of something,
you may be tempted when given a task from the
bosses up above to set out a big group meeting
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conference room at one point thirty. We'll have Jimmy John's there,
which sucks. He say, don't have hot sandwiches. We're gonna
get Jimmy Johns there and we're gonna work out this
sales problem. But you know what, bill a group meeting,
you don't need Jimmy Johns. You need to call one
person into your office and say make something happen. Now,
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get it done. I'll work with you. That's the goal. Goodbye.
But people don't do that. They set up meetings just
to set up meetings, and then once the meeting is
set up, the people who attend the meeting feel like
they have to contribute something to the meeting. The last
time I was in with these it was actually political.
And I'm going to leave out all the names, and
(23:31):
I'm going to leave out well, I'm going to leave
out virtually every detail. Okay, but this was a two
or three years ago, I would say, And I get
invited to a meeting. The meeting is with a politician.
I show up. I'm not the only one there. I'm
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not the only one who's been invited to the meeting.
There are about twenty of us in the meeting. Okay, Already,
I'm skeptical. And it was about a fairly simple piece
of legislation that the guy was thinking about. It was
worried about messaging on it, and what the right way
to go about it was. This should have been either
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no meeting at all, you make a decision and go,
or one meeting with one guy instead. For four hours,
I sat there in this room watching all twenty people
who were invited have to offer their input about this,
and their input about that, and their input about this,
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and no, I think you should do this, but what
about that? And at the end of the four hours,
nobody was better off, including the politician who'd been given
eight thousand different pieces of advice from the different people
who were there. Nothing was gained whatsoever. Time was most
definitely lost. And in case you're wondering, I didn't say
a freaking word. I sat in the corner the whole time,
(24:57):
and I just marveled at the complete and at the
two of the entire affair. And I left the second
it was over as fast as I could possibly leave,
and I never returned, and I got invited to another one,
and I told him you could take your invitation and
shove it. I'd rather die. And Chris is laughing right
now because he probably knows exactly what I'm talking about,
because I'm not going. I'm not doing it. Not doing it,
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absolutely not Stop having meetings. Get some leadership, assigned responsibility,
demand results. There you go. You're done. You don't need
another meeting, I promise. And no, Susie, you don't have
to say something. You can sit there and shut up
and eat the Jimmy Johns, well not Jimmy Johns. I
don't want you to have to do that. Eat something decent.
All right now, as long as I'm offending everybody, let's
(25:39):
just go ahead and do this one.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Here.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
There's a story out of the ap that Navy seals
are being arrested or arrested, I'm sorry, being investigated. Why
are they being investigated because they were passing around racist
memes about a black guy, a black sailor in their platoon.
(26:03):
Apparently they made him up to be a slave or
something like that. So it's obviously it's as offensive and
inappropriate and all that stuff as it gets. So I'm
just going to come out and offend everyone and go
ahead and say this. That's how infantry units are, and
it's not against one race, it's against every race. The
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white people get it, the black people get it, the
Mexicans get it, the Guatemalans get it, and the Asian
gets it the worst. It is by far, by far,
the most racially insensitive environment on the planet, and it
should be. You realize that it should be. We used
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to say the worst things you can imagine to each other,
the worst things you can imagine in my platoon because
we had everybody right, white, black, you name it. We
had it, and we loved each other to death and
we would die for each other. But if you were
(27:10):
the sensitive tight, oh boy, you're either going to leave
our Marine Corps patoon or you're going to toughen up
real fast. And that's half the point of it, to
get your skin thickened up and to see who can
take it and who cannot take it. I don't even
know what exactly the meme was, and I'm not even
(27:32):
defending this particular thing because I don't know. But I
saw this and I burst out laughing because every single
vet I am friends to this day. One of my
best friends who was part of my out, he was
first behind Seventh Ring's Alpha Company. He's a black guy.
One of my best friends sends me the meanest, most
racist memes you've ever seen in your life about everyone.
(27:55):
He'll send it to me about white people all the time,
and he thinks it's hilarious. He calls me a cracker
and all these other things, and he'll send it to
me about black people, about anything you name it because
he thinks it's funny. And that's how it is. And
every single dude in the infantry listening to me right
now is laughing. If you're in or we're in, you
know it's true. They're all laughing because that's how we
(28:17):
talk to each other. You don't need yet another investigation.
You pull them in and say, hey, idiot, don't text
that to somebody. Goodbye, Go do some pushups, and you
call it a freaking day. And guess what. It was
always that way Alexander the Great's Army, same thing, guarantee
it it was always that way. That's how dudes are
when they get together. Period. And a story. Now, also
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That's what matters. Preborn they have the most blessed mission
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It's very easy. So how do you fight back against that?
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Speaker 2 (30:05):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. And I need to do something that
I do not do well. I don't think I've ever
done this on this show. We just did a segment
and I feel like I owe. I think feel like
I owe an apology. I have to publicly apologize, and
(30:28):
you know that's not really my thing, but I have
to apologize. I said that Jimmy Johns did not have
toasted subs and Jewish producer Chris when digging, and apparently
I misspoke. Jimmy Johns heard the American people and they
(30:52):
have introduced toasted subs. I'm looking at it right now.
Apparently they even have a toasted Italian Chris with Kapaco.
Can you people eat capital? Is it pork? Is it pork?
It is pork? I keep asking, well, maybe I'm hoping
for you, Chris. I'm sorry for wanting the best for you. Anyway.
(31:13):
I apologize. I apologize to you. I apologize to Jimmy John's.
I had no idea. They woke up and they saw
the light and they realized that we're not Somalia. I
don't have to eat a cold sandwich, in fact, unless
it's a peanut butter and jelly or something. I'm an American,
(31:35):
I should never eat a cold sandwich. Once the toasted
sandwich was introduced. Once we figured out you can heat
up the meat, you can melt the cheese. There's never
a reason to have a cold sandwich again ever, unless
you're in a hike in the mountains or something like that,
if you're in civilization, toasted or bust. And Jimmy Johns
(31:57):
realized that, and I did not know it because i'd well,
I'd never gone, Chris, I have, in my defense, every
time I'd walked in. One time I looked at the
menu and I even asked, the guy said where's the
hot stuff? Oh, we don't have that here. I turned around,
walked out, everyon went back, never even looked back. Chris.
What that's a heartfelt apology. I mean, I'm dead serious. Oh,
something that actually is heartfelt. Chris reminded me of this,
(32:20):
and I sure was just thinking about tunnel to towers,
so I should have said something earlier in the show.
I'll try to remember to remind you tomorrow. I'll try
to remember to remind you either way. Monday, as you know,
is Memorial Day. We will be here as we are
every single Memorial Day. We are going to be here
for three hours. We are going to honor the fallen.
(32:42):
There will not be politics. There probably won't be much
joking around, which I know is kind of different for
our show, but that's a very It's a day I
take very, very seriously. We believe on this show that
we should show up and honor the fallen on that day.
And so I'm going to do this year what I've
done every single year. If you have somebody you know
(33:07):
who has fallen in combat, who was given his life
for this country, and you email in his name, rank
and conflict, name, rank and conflict, I will do the
best I can to read that name aloud on the air.
(33:29):
We usually try to spread it out throughout the show
because I can't just sit and read you know, two
hundred names or whatever it is right off the bat,
But I try. I think I've got to every name
every year, right, Chris, But I remember last year there
were a lot and it became a struggle. But no
matter what, I am going to try to get to
every name. So if there is somebody in your life
(33:53):
who died in combat, we want to honor them by
at least saying their name. Will play tap for for
you know, groups at a time. We will play taps
for them on Memorial Day. That is a sacred day
in this country where we honor the fallen and we
show respect to the families they left behind. Name rank conflict,
(34:15):
Name rank conflict. All right, I'm asking you can write
me what you want, especially if it's someone close to you.
Don't write me an encyclopedia, because we're gonna have to say, well,
we're gonna have to sift through. There's a lot to
sift through, right, there's a lot. There's a lot now.
It used to be easier when no one listened, Chris,
But it's more difficult now. Name rank conflict, and we
(34:39):
will do the best I can. Unless I am sick
or injured, I will be in this chair on Monday
Live and we will do a Memorial Day show, Chris.
Do we even have ads that day? No, there aren't
even any ads that day. It's just honoring the fallen,
by the way, which leads me perfectly into Tunnel to
Towers and sees an ad and it matters a lot.
(35:03):
Tunnel to Towers honors to fallen every day, every single day.
They're out there caring for the widows and orphans left behind,
fallen first responders and people who died in Iraq, Afghanistan
gave up their lives for this country. I know if
I died for this country, I would I would want
(35:25):
someone to care for my wife and my kids. Tunnel
to Towers is out there helping for eleven bucks a month.
That's all they've ever asked for. And go look up
their charity rating. There's all kinds of help. The veteran
charities which are huge scams. Go look up Tunnel to
Towers and their charity rating. When they say they're helping
(35:46):
the fallen, honoring the fallen, I should say, that's what
they're doing. T two T dot org T the number
two T dot org. All right, that's a good way
to honor the fallen, caring for the ones they left behind.
All right, that's one more time. Enjoy Donald Trump beating
(36:09):
up on well, the South African president.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
I would say, if that was Afrikana farmer genocide, I
can bet you these three gentlemen would not be here,
including my Minister of Agriculture, they would not be with me.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Excuse me, turn the lights down, turn the lights down,
and just put this on.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
It's right behind you.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
He tells me to turn the lights down and place
a four minute video of genocide.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Now, this is very bad.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
These are These are burial sides right here, burial sides.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Over a thousand of white farmers. Have they told you
where that is, mister president?
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Geez, you know, I'd like to know where that is
because this I've never seen.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Okay, I mean it's in South Africa.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
You know, you to get out of here.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
What does this have to do with the guitar jet?
They're giving the United States Air Force a jet? Okay,
and it's a great thing.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We're talking about a lot of other things.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
It's NBC trying to get off the subject of what
you just saw.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
You are a real you know, you're a terrible report.
You don't have what it takes to be reporting. You're
not smart enough. But for you to go.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Under the outsorry, it was just too fun.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
And now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
But you know the thing, headlines, we didn't get to you.
Highly enriched uranium standoff may scuttle the new Iran deal.
Remember that conversation we had about how it gets into
the bone? I thank you, Ron, getting a nuclear weapon
might be in the bones. That's not that's not good.
(38:06):
New york Man offered farmer wild turkey bourbon to let
him feed girlfriends X to the hogs. I just wanted
to read the headline. That's amazing. Komy's eighty six four
to seven post opened floodgates for copycat threats against public figures.
Oh good, more communist violence. Dang, we're out of time.
(38:26):
We'll do it again tomorrow. That's all
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