December 10, 2024 • 38 mins
Chuck Grassley being praised for coming up to bat for us right when it didn’t matter. Using your tax dollars to do nothing but pad their bank account. Why can’t these 80 and 90 year olds just give it up and go play golf? We are anxious for a primary win against these useless RINO senators. Rat snakes.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is that Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. I'm
gonna yell at Chuck Grassley. In just a moment, Mitch
McConnell fell and bumped his head. The Commis in the
Blue States are not losing the way commis nationally are.
And that's a good thing and a terrible thing. All
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that trying to reverse the birth rate in this country
and so much more coming up on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I want you to imagine this.
I want you to imagine this. I want you to
imagine Chris owns a jewelry store. I know what, Chris,
this is a hypothetical. Chris owns a jewelry store. I
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know that's shocking, but he would own a jewelry store.
And Chris, Chris gets tired of the robberies. He keeps
getting robbed, and so finally Chris decides to pony up
the dough minimum wage. I'm sure to purchase a security
guard to guard his jewelry. And he goes out. He
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hires a security guard. We'll call the security guard Corey.
So Chris hires Corey to guard the jewelry and Corey
stands there. First day, a bunch of robbers come in.
Corey doesn't raise his voice, raise a fist, raise a finger,
sits and watch them clear out Chris's jewelry store. Next day,
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same thing, robbers show up, Corey does nothing, cleans out
his jewelry store. Next day, same thing, next day, same thing,
next day, same thing. Finally, on the next day, robbers
show up and they're cleaning out the jewelry store and whooooo,
the cops show up outside. The cops come storming into
the will restore and say freeze. And at that moment,
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Corey says, you guys, get your hands off of Chris's jewelry.
What do you think you're doing. I will stop you.
I'm the security guard. It's Corey, a good security guard.
You think Yesterday was December ninth, two, thy twenty four,
and Senator Chuck Grassley penned a long, long letter to
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Christopher Ray. I'm not gonna read it. It's kind of boring,
but it starts out, Director Ray, seven years ago, I
presided over your confirmation. The Senate confirmed you to your
current position in hopes you'd bring needed change. While I
sincerely congratulated you on your nomination, so on and so forth.
And then, of course, after he gets all the initial
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flattery out of the way, he goes on over the
course of two pages several paragraphs to lay out in
detail a lot of the failures or flat out malicious
conduct of Christopher Ray since he's been head of the FBI. Hey,
you went and did this. You ignored me on this.
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We asked you for documents with this and this and
this and this, And he ends the letter by saying,
I therefore must express my vote of no confidence in
your continued leadership of the FBI. President Trump has already
announced his intention to nominate a candidate to replace you.
Senate will carefully consider that choice. For my part, I've
also seen enough, and I hope your respective successors will
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learn from these failures. And I saw a lot of
people yesterday saying yeah, especially because after Chuck Grassley put
out this letter, Christopher Ray leaked last night he announced
he's gonna step down, he's gonna resign on or before
January twentieth, when Trump takes over. And I saw a
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lot of people saying, yeah, you get him, Grassly, that's
a great letter. Grass, he's getting him out. Well, hold on,
let me check again. I just want to make sure
my dates are correct. Grassy penned and sent this letter
on December ninth, twenty twenty four. Hang on, I'm I'm
getting order. My dates are a little bit fuzzy, I think.
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Hold on, let me look at my phone. I think
that was yesterday. Oh you know what it was, December ninth,
twenty twenty four. Was yesterday. Huh. But Christopher Ray has
been there for seven years. Seven years. For seven years,
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Christopher Ray, after taking over the secret police agency, the
Checka known as the FBI, for seven years, Christopher Ray
sent federal agents after angry school board bombs. They stormed
into Donald Trump's home and raided his wife's panty drawer.
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They arrested pro life pastors and women for praying singing
worship songs. Christopher Ray's FBI, they in fact, worked hand
in hand with social media companies to ensure that the
very accurate story about Hunter Biden was buried before the
election that saw Joe Biden win. In fact, that very
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same FBI, under Christopher Ray, they took in Hunter Biden's
laptop and refused to investigate it. Until it was about
to be released to the press. That same FBI, they
have a memo. They have a memo that was discovered
courtesy of a whistleblower announcing their intention to infiltrate the
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Catholic Church in the United States of America. That same
FBI planned, coordinated, and funded a kidnapping, slash assassination plot
of Governor Gretchen Whitmer in Michigan in order to entrap
a bunch of Trump supporters, many of whom have gotten
scott free because the entrapment was so brazen and so blatant.
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For seven years, Christopher Ray presided over the secret police
agency that committed more crimes against the American people that
I can possibly count. And you know how many of
these I saw seven years, None not one. For seven years,
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that boob from Iowa sat there like a bump on along.
The best we ever got from him was winding at
Christopher Ray, your bathroom blake was so long?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Could you please.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Stay, Senator.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I had had a flight that I'm supposed to be
high tailing it two out of here, and I had
understood that we were going to be done at one thirty.
So that was That's how we ended up where we are.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
If it's your business trip, you got your own plane,
can it wait a while?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Sorry, to be honest, I've tried to make my break
as fast as I could to get right back out
of here, and.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You took more than five minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Would you? For seven years we had, would your mind staying?
I mean you went peepy a little too long, mister Ray?
Would you mind? We've sent in a formal request, mister Ray,
Director Ray. Hey, I'm just old Chuck, just being a
good guy. And now that Christopher Ray is a matter
of weeks away from Trump firing him anyway, now after
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seven years of abuse, now we get the strongly worded
no confidence letter. You'll have to excuse me if I
don't thank the good Senator for stepping in on our behalf.
I'm sorry. I guess I'm all out of gratitude. I
guess maybe I feel like he's security guard Cory doing
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a little bit too little, a little bit too late,
after the cops have already showed up. Donald Trump's about
the hand Christopher Ray of pig slip, whether or not
he resigns in a few weeks. And now is when
we get the letter December ninth, twenty twenty four. Seven
years of you as a Senator sitting on your fat,
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useless butt, watching that evil organization pillage the American people
over one thousand January sixth political protesters, many of whom
rotting in prison, the FBI getting on a knee for
Saint George Floyd and those garbage Black Lives Matter protests,
FBI recruiting at freaking Pride rallies, FBI committing evil act
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after evil act after evil act, lying to the FISA
Court in order to spy on the political opponent of
then President Barack Obama and never won. Freaking time did
we get a letter like this from Chuck Grassley? But
now that he's on the way out the door, now
we get Hey, I've decided I don't have any confidence
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in you. Maybe it's time for you to step down.
Look at me, I, well, I'm fighting for you. Count
me as unimpressed. You know. I feel the exact same
way about these useless losers in Congress, Mike Johnson and
all of them. I'm so excited to have Elon Musk
involved in vivek this Department of Government efficiency. We're really
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gonna be able to cut spending and waste. Wow, there's
so much waste here in Washington. I can't wait to
do some cutting. What have you been doing, You're already
in the House of Representatives. What have you been doing.
Let me tell you what you've been doing. You've been
signing every single continuing resolution to fund every single penny
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of waste in this government. That's what you've been doing.
But now now that the momentum is going their way,
now these useless low T pieces of crap lick their
finger and stick it in the air. Oh oh, the
American people like this. Hey, guys, I'm so excited to
have elon here. Let's cut some spending. Barf cowards. Where
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were you when we needed you? Not now that Daddy
Trump is here to carry you? Where were you when
we needed your help? For seven years we've been desperately
needing your help, and you guys did nothing. So sorry, Nah,
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I'm not impressed. In fact, the fact you even wrote
the letter now makes me matter than if you've never
written a letter at all. Useless idiots, And this is
exactly why I talk about sending them all chalk. This
is exactly why a bunch of low T weenie losers
lead this party and I'm sick to death of it.
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Speaker 1 (11:59):
It is It's the Jesse Kelly Show. I'm calm, I'm
totally calm. Now I am calm. I'm good to go. Chris,
I'm totally good, Joe. I wanted to touch on this.
Can we talk about it a lot? It's gonna be
one of those continuing themes about how, like everything we see,
so much of it is just designed by people in
power to blood suck money from your wallet and put
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it into theirs in the wallace of their friends. So
I wanted to play you a couple more examples of This.
One is a little older, but it just it explains
everything so perfectly. This one is from a John lefferv
Lafferve I believe, but I want to make sure he
gets credit. He did the reporting on it. Valencia Adams Kellum.
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You've never heard of her. It's fine, but she's the
CEO of something called the Los Angeles' Los Angeles Homeless
Services Authority. Gosh, I'll let me try that again, Los
Angeles Homeless Services Authority. You know how much money it
gets annually from the TOWPA eight hundred and seventy five
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million dollars. She makes three hundred and thirty eight thousand
dollars a year. Oh but wait, there's more. He did
some digging. You see, they have more than one hundred
and seventy employees at this nonprofit, nonprofit funded by you. Remember,
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more than one hundred and seventy employees make more than
one hundred thousand dollars a year. Again, all of it,
everything foreign, domestic, all of it is just designed to
bloodsuck more money from your wallet. Here's corin diversity hire
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from today.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
United States NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
Revenue acceleration ER loans to Ukraine. This will lend vital
support to the people of Ukraine as they defend their country,
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and it also makes clear aggressors and tyrants will be
responsible for the damage they cause.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Shoveling as much of your money as humanly possible out
the door into the capital of money laundering on this
planet before Donald Trump can take office on January twentieth.
Everything designed to bloodsuck your money from your wallet so
these scumbags can spend it on each other. It reminded
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me of this old one. This is from a little Viego,
but Perez, well, Tom Perez was talking about the new
FCC chair and listen to this exchange, just listen to
how it operates in DC. Is that not a single
project is underway and not a single home has been
connected to broadband as a result.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Is that accurate?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Can you tell me?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I'll have to He's talking about the forty two billion
dollars broadband program. Forty two billion dollars? But why no
broad talk to.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
The families who have been connected as a result of
Middle Mile programs.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I was up in New Hampshire seven this program specifically, well,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
I did not get the precise funding stream through which
the homes of people I met in New Hampshire are
now connected, or the library in Wisconsin is now connected.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
But what I can tell you is because.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Of leadership at both a federal and the state and
a local level, these communities and federal dollars, these communities
now have you know, affordable high speed internet. The one
thing I will say about, you know, the FCC is
we work very closely with them to make sure that
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people who couldn't have Ford Internet could get a subsidy.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
The American Connectivity Program.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Was Notice how he's not answering the question, not answering
a single word. Where's the forty two billion dollars gone?
It was forty two billion dollars, would it be? Imagine
what you could do with forty two billion dollars? This
was a forty two billion dollar program of your money
to hook broadband internet up. Not a single homesman hooked up.
Where's the money gone? He's been talking for a minute.
I haven't heard a single.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
I and the President and Vice President very strongly supported it.
Expired in May I believe of this year, and we
spent a lot of time. We sent over a supplemental
budget request and by the way, almost fifty percent of
people eligible.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Still no answer, not a word for.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That subsidy or military families.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And there it is, always got to pull out the troops.
Are you thinking we're stealing your money? Are we stealing
your money? You're accusing me of stealing your money? Support
our troops. I love our troops.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
And that's unfortunate that the Republicans in Congress chose not
to extend that because more people participated in that program
than we're participating in food staff.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
He doesn't have an answer because they stole forty two
billion dollars of your money, and they handed it to
all your friends or their friends. They didn't do a
single thing with it, and when challenged on it, he
brought up the United States military and blamed Republicans in
Congress for not being patriotic enough. Every single thing you see,
from homeless programs to programs to help illegals to more
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money for Ukraine, it's all one gigantic gangster scam from
a gangster system designed to forcibly remove money from your
wallet so they can put it in theirs and in
the pockets of all of their friend all their friends.
The American taxpayer is fleeced in ways that would have
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him in the streets with pitchforks and torches if he
could ever see the full length and breadth of the
corruption all around him, and how much of it he funds.
That's the truth. That's why they pull this crap, and.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
G seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
revenue acceleration.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Don't worry, it's from frozen Russian assets. I'm sure it
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Fluffy Fred all the time. Jesse, I don't ever want
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Do
not forget. You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven
three seven seven four three seven three. Mitch McConnell took
a little tumble today, and there's nothing funny about that.
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Has a cut on his face, it's bruised, he's got
a sprained wrist. But why don't any of these people
just go away? I just don't understand why they don't leave.
And honestly, you're eighty two he now has several times
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in public lost his train of thought when he was speaking.
And I'm not insulting that either. It's eighty two years old.
It happens, the mind doesn't stay the way it was.
I get it. That's not an insult. But why don't
you go away? And you know, you know I have
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a weird fear to sell. I'm just gonna give it
to you very honestly. Here, we've been blessed, We've been
given this platform. I'm very blessed to have this radio show,
and we're not supposed to be here. We lucked into
this whole thing. I have no idea why people love
it so we're here. No, we're blessed to be here.
I'm really worried that one day I'll be in a
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place where I want to hang on too long. You
shouldn't hang on too long. And for some reason, there
are some career fields, radio being one of them. But politics,
my goodness, they just never go away. Why don't you retire, Oh, Chris,
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said Diane Feinstein. Chris, she's one of a million, She's
just one of the most recent ones to die in office.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
They all do.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You're eighty two, you're rich. You can't complete a sentence.
You just fell, busted off your wrist, cut up your face.
Why don't you go? Don't you enjoy anything else? And honestly,
the Chris is shaking his head. He's probably right, No,
they don't. You don't enjoy your wife. You've been married
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for a long time. You don't enjoy spending time with
your wife. Don't you wanna Look, you're eighty two and rich.
You can't take your money with you. Why don't you
go run a yacht or something. Go spend a week
in the Philippines or they're somewhere fancy like that. Go golf.
If you have a heart for others, which of course
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Mitch McConnell doesn't. If you have a heart for others,
spend your time raising money for people or or giving back,
volunteering in a suit that whatever, you know what, it
doesn't even have to be selfless. Maybe your favorite thing
in the world is a golf in black Tar heroin.
You're eighty two, go do it, knock yourself out, have
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a good time. Why are you still doing this? I
don't understand it? And it is it because I find
this to be so unappealing. I've always thought it was
this way when people hang on way too long. Not
that you hung on an extra year and maybe you
could have given it up, But I'm talking the ones
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who hang on so long that whatever in whatever fielder is,
it gets sad right, and then it hurts their reputation
in the end. I've always feared that for myself. I've
always been afraid of being that guy. What if it's me?
What if I'm sixty one day doing this? Sixty five
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and there are young guys, sharper guys, people with a
better sense of humor, better show, more entertaining, speaking honest truths.
And I just won't let go. No, you'll have to
bribe this microphone on my cold dead hands. Oh my gosh,
Go away and retire. I can't stand it. It drives
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me nuts. Just leave. Yeah, but I've told you before.
I had this conversation with the uh a producer for
someone you would know. And that's all I'm going to
say about that. If I said the name, you would
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know him, all right. And his producer is a good
friend of mine. And we were having a conversation. We were out,
and this guy you would know is physically breaking down.
And there are parts of him that are physically breaking
down that make doing the job itself a grind. It
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just I'll put it to you that way. It makes
doing the job itself a grind. And I asked him
what I just was yelling about to you, Why doesn't
he just retire? I don't even know. I don't even
know how many millions of dollars this guy's made in
his life. But I'm sure he doesn't have to worry
about money, right, don't do whatever he wants. I'm sure
of it. So I asked him why don't Why doesn't
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he just go away? And he looked at me and said, Jesse,
what else does he have? And I'm worried that that'll
be me one day. I can't see Chris says. Chris says, no,
what Chris what? Well, that's a relief. Chris said he'll
quit if the show sucks.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I support that, Chris, you do it. Maybe Chris will
be the one who determines from me hang it up.
Chris will just say that, you know what, that sucked,
I quit, and I'll be all, yeah, you know what.
I guess I'm done here. I'm retiring. But why don't
these people ever leave? It drives me up the wall.
Let's go to the voicemail, shall we say?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Yeah, regarding mice, fresh peppermint leaves repel mice. You might
also try peppermint oil, which is more concentrated. Good luck, God,
bless your new year.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Okay, I did not know that peppermint repels mice. That's
a good thing. I suppose I should say. I do
appreciate the two bit, but I'm not interested in repelling anything.
I'm in this to kill. Okay, the mice invaded my space.
(26:12):
It's my home. My home was invaded from the outside.
I don't want them repelled. I want them all to die.
My space has been taken. I intend to take it back. What, Chris,
have I stopped their entry point in a way? No?
(26:32):
I haven't stopped their entry point. How would I do that, Chris? There,
it's a mouse. It's a mouse. They're come in from
all over the place. It's not like it's Fred where.
I have a pretty good idea of how he got
in or out of the house at any given time.
It's a mouse. Houses have different little little little cracks
and things in it. You know, it's not all sealed up, pal,
and it's not supposed to be all sealed up. No,
(26:55):
I don't know how the mice got in. I'm sorry.
I haven't been tracking them with my black light camera
or something like that, although that would be pretty sick.
But maybe I should see maybe I should set up
a super advanced surveillance system inside of my own No. No,
you know what, Trapper Jesse doesn't need any of that.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
More voice, man, Hi, what about promoting Chip Roy to
run for senator.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
I think that he has.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Enolf brashmoots forward.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I'll go to the match forgot for that guy.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
He said, what about chip Roy for senator in Texas?
Oh my gosh, sign me up for that. So you
could just go ahead and pencil my name. And if
chip Roy ever decides he's going to challenge John Cornyn
for senator, Look, I'll tell you we are anxious for
a scalp. I'm anxious for a scalp. You're anxious for
a scalp, a GOP senator's scalp to take one of
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them out in a primary. That's what you're anxious for,
and what I'm anxious for because you start taking them out,
all you need to do is one or two, like
I said, and the rest will get in line. They'll
stop messing around, they'll stop thinking they run things. Put
the fear of God and the rest of them and
watch the others get in line. And a lot of
people aware of the political situation, like you, think that
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there's a real opportunity with John Cornan in twenty twenty
six in the state of Texas. And I'm here to
tell you from people who are whispering in my ear,
we do have a very real shot at that, because
there are a couple, very legitimate, established people who are
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considering launching a primary challenge towards him. Now, as I've
told you a million times, it has to be one Campy,
two campy three. I know six of us try to
take him out. That doesn't work. One established anti communist
who can raise money, we get behind him. It turns
into a national campaign. He gets enough money, he won't
(28:52):
raise as much as Cornan, he gets enough to get
on the air, get his name id out there. You
take out John Cornyn. Nobody has announced yet. There are
rumors flying everywhere that Ken Paxton's gonna do it, that
East Texas's ag that this guy's gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
That.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Just know that there is more than one solid name
considering it at this point in time, and that is
all I'll say about that. We'll talk about a couple
of these blue state commies. Do some headlines I didn't
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Sami al Grange junebug from Virginia.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I love you guys. You know, I tried to explain
to the wife that there is a pretty full proof
solution to getting rid of mice and rats. She just
wasn't having any of it. Well, you'd like to know what, Chris,
what we used to do. You need to get a
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black snake. You need to get a black snake. Black
snakes are amazing hunters. Snakes in general are amazing hunters.
Get a black snake, turn him loose, and whatever rat
problem or mouse problem you think you have will be
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a temporary problem. And AP is just not that big
on the snake. See Chris, it out that we have
a snake. My oldest son, James, is one of these
snake people. He has a python. And I actually suggested
the same thing to her. I said, Hey, what's what's
the name of that stupid python? His what did he
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call that? The peanut? That's what he called the thing, peanut.
I didn't name him Chris anyway, the thing is called peanut.
James said, well what about peanut? And I said, yeah, woman,
I'm telling you, you turn that thing loose for a little
while won't take long, and those things are be gone.
And she definitely was not not okay with turning a
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snake loose. I guess it's a little too white trashy
for her. But the white trash ways are the best ways.
There's no better way you get yourself a black snake.
Turn that bad boy loose. Don't freak out. It's not poisonous.
Every time you see, it's not gonna bother you turn
that bad boy loose. Rats, mice gone, And not only that,
the snakes will find the nest so that it happens.
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You get the mouse, you get the rat. But there's
a whole nest of all those little buggers in there.
The blacksnake will find that and kill all them too.
What Chris, Chris said, don't they only eat like once
a week? Well, look, pow, it's not well kind of.
Let me explain. No, they don't eat often, but they
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will eat more often if opportunities present themselves. When it
comes to steaks, people think, well, they only ever need
to eat once a month. No, they only get to
eat once a month. And because they understand how to
slow their bodies down and not burn too much energy,
they can last because opportunity does not come every other day.
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You know, we're all used to watching the nature videos
where the little field mouseppe's doing the little squeaking things,
and that he happens to basically be the most unlucky
field mouse ever and he trips over the tongue of
the black mamba and then he gets eaten. Well, they
had to film like eight thousand hours of video before
they got that one little part of the field mouse.
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It's not like it's just a big mouse eating fest
out there. Trust me, you turn a black snake loose,
it'll get it done. But she was not receptive to
that at all. Speaking of snakes, let's talk about these
commies in these blue states and how well being horrible
works out for them. Adam Schiff is a dirt ball.
(34:22):
Latitia James, New York's Attorney General, is a dirt ball.
And you don't need any help from me to hate
Adam Shiff. You already hate Adam Schiff and all the
scummy stuff he's done to Trump as a member of
the House of Representatives. You've been mad about it for years,
so have I. But here's the deal. If you're from
a solidly blue state, conducting yourself like an animal is
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how you get promoted. Adam Schiff is about to take
over one of the most powerful positions in the United
States of America. Adam Schiff is about to be a
senator from the state of CALIFORNI. That's a really, really
big deal. Latitia James came out today. She said she's
(35:07):
not dropping the civil fraud case against Trump. That ridiculous case,
four hundred and fifty four million dollar judgment was. Honestly,
it's one of the more egregious cases I've ever seen
in my Life's awful, and I'm not dropping it. I'm
staying with it. And people are yelling today, oh she better.
Things have turned around. Not in New York. Letitia James
(35:28):
is not concerned about anything except the next big political job,
whether that be Chuck Schumer's Senate spot. That was That's
what I always thought it was going to be, or
maybe the governor's mansion. And guess what The best way
to get promoted is from a solidly communist state like
New York or California, to act like a rabbit animal,
to act like a communist. You and I hate what
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these people did, and the country as a whole hates
what these people did. However, their voters in those states
do not. And that's the sad reality of it. And
another sad reality is we are not making enough babies
in this country. There's a story I'll actually get into
it tomorrow about countries trying to up their birth rate.
(36:13):
The truth is that we are. We're drowning in estrogen
now because it's in the waters, it's in the plastics,
we drink it, we shower in it, it's everywhere now.
It comes from the birth control. It doesn't get treated out.
It's awful and as a result, tea levels are plummeting.
Men don't want to get married. They don't even want
to date. Men don't want to date, they don't want
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to get married, and when they do, they don't want
to make babies. And it's important that we get married
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all right, I just I'm gonna play this again to
circle back to what we're talking about the first hour.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
If we do not lead the world, what nation leads
the world?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Who pulls Europe together?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Who tries to pull the Middle East together harder than
any ocean?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
What do we do in Africa? Wead the United States.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Lead the world, ties directly into coren diversity higher announcing
another fifty billion to Ukraine.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Now stace NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
Revenue Acceleration ER loans to Ukraine. This will lend vital
support to the people of Ukraine as they defend their country,
(38:00):
and it also makes clear aggressors and tyrants will be
responsible for the damage they cause.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, the system is doing everything it can do to
ensure none of this can be reversed. And now here's
a headline, but you know, you know the thing headlines,
we didn't get to how the climate movement is changing
tactics after Trump's win. This goes back to what we
(38:29):
opened up the show. They are changing tactics, they are
making adjustments. They are not out, they have not quit,
but they are on the run and turtling up. And
it is a good thing. And I somehow ran out
of time, so we will have to come back and
do this tomorrow. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is that Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. I'm
gonna yell at Chuck Grassley. In just a moment, Mitch
McConnell fell and bumped his head. The Commis in the
Blue States are not losing the way commis nationally are.
And that's a good thing and a terrible thing. All
(00:31):
that trying to reverse the birth rate in this country
and so much more coming up on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I want you to imagine this.
I want you to imagine this. I want you to
imagine Chris owns a jewelry store. I know what, Chris,
this is a hypothetical. Chris owns a jewelry store. I
(00:55):
know that's shocking, but he would own a jewelry store.
And Chris, Chris gets tired of the robberies. He keeps
getting robbed, and so finally Chris decides to pony up
the dough minimum wage. I'm sure to purchase a security
guard to guard his jewelry. And he goes out. He
(01:17):
hires a security guard. We'll call the security guard Corey.
So Chris hires Corey to guard the jewelry and Corey
stands there. First day, a bunch of robbers come in.
Corey doesn't raise his voice, raise a fist, raise a finger,
sits and watch them clear out Chris's jewelry store. Next day,
(01:41):
same thing, robbers show up, Corey does nothing, cleans out
his jewelry store. Next day, same thing, next day, same thing,
next day, same thing. Finally, on the next day, robbers
show up and they're cleaning out the jewelry store and whooooo,
the cops show up outside. The cops come storming into
the will restore and say freeze. And at that moment,
(02:03):
Corey says, you guys, get your hands off of Chris's jewelry.
What do you think you're doing. I will stop you.
I'm the security guard. It's Corey, a good security guard.
You think Yesterday was December ninth, two, thy twenty four,
and Senator Chuck Grassley penned a long, long letter to
(02:30):
Christopher Ray. I'm not gonna read it. It's kind of boring,
but it starts out, Director Ray, seven years ago, I
presided over your confirmation. The Senate confirmed you to your
current position in hopes you'd bring needed change. While I
sincerely congratulated you on your nomination, so on and so forth.
And then, of course, after he gets all the initial
(02:51):
flattery out of the way, he goes on over the
course of two pages several paragraphs to lay out in
detail a lot of the failures or flat out malicious
conduct of Christopher Ray since he's been head of the FBI. Hey,
you went and did this. You ignored me on this.
(03:11):
We asked you for documents with this and this and
this and this, And he ends the letter by saying,
I therefore must express my vote of no confidence in
your continued leadership of the FBI. President Trump has already
announced his intention to nominate a candidate to replace you.
Senate will carefully consider that choice. For my part, I've
also seen enough, and I hope your respective successors will
(03:34):
learn from these failures. And I saw a lot of
people yesterday saying yeah, especially because after Chuck Grassley put
out this letter, Christopher Ray leaked last night he announced
he's gonna step down, he's gonna resign on or before
January twentieth, when Trump takes over. And I saw a
(03:56):
lot of people saying, yeah, you get him, Grassly, that's
a great letter. Grass, he's getting him out. Well, hold on,
let me check again. I just want to make sure
my dates are correct. Grassy penned and sent this letter
on December ninth, twenty twenty four. Hang on, I'm I'm
getting order. My dates are a little bit fuzzy, I think.
(04:17):
Hold on, let me look at my phone. I think
that was yesterday. Oh you know what it was, December ninth,
twenty twenty four. Was yesterday. Huh. But Christopher Ray has
been there for seven years. Seven years. For seven years,
(04:38):
Christopher Ray, after taking over the secret police agency, the
Checka known as the FBI, for seven years, Christopher Ray
sent federal agents after angry school board bombs. They stormed
into Donald Trump's home and raided his wife's panty drawer.
(05:01):
They arrested pro life pastors and women for praying singing
worship songs. Christopher Ray's FBI, they in fact, worked hand
in hand with social media companies to ensure that the
very accurate story about Hunter Biden was buried before the
election that saw Joe Biden win. In fact, that very
(05:23):
same FBI, under Christopher Ray, they took in Hunter Biden's
laptop and refused to investigate it. Until it was about
to be released to the press. That same FBI, they
have a memo. They have a memo that was discovered
courtesy of a whistleblower announcing their intention to infiltrate the
(05:44):
Catholic Church in the United States of America. That same
FBI planned, coordinated, and funded a kidnapping, slash assassination plot
of Governor Gretchen Whitmer in Michigan in order to entrap
a bunch of Trump supporters, many of whom have gotten
scott free because the entrapment was so brazen and so blatant.
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For seven years, Christopher Ray presided over the secret police
agency that committed more crimes against the American people that
I can possibly count. And you know how many of
these I saw seven years, None not one. For seven years,
(06:28):
that boob from Iowa sat there like a bump on along.
The best we ever got from him was winding at
Christopher Ray, your bathroom blake was so long?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Could you please.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Stay, Senator.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I had had a flight that I'm supposed to be
high tailing it two out of here, and I had
understood that we were going to be done at one thirty.
So that was That's how we ended up where we are.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
If it's your business trip, you got your own plane,
can it wait a while?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Sorry, to be honest, I've tried to make my break
as fast as I could to get right back out
of here, and.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You took more than five minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Would you? For seven years we had, would your mind staying?
I mean you went peepy a little too long, mister Ray?
Would you mind? We've sent in a formal request, mister Ray,
Director Ray. Hey, I'm just old Chuck, just being a
good guy. And now that Christopher Ray is a matter
of weeks away from Trump firing him anyway, now after
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seven years of abuse, now we get the strongly worded
no confidence letter. You'll have to excuse me if I
don't thank the good Senator for stepping in on our behalf.
I'm sorry. I guess I'm all out of gratitude. I
guess maybe I feel like he's security guard Cory doing
(08:00):
a little bit too little, a little bit too late,
after the cops have already showed up. Donald Trump's about
the hand Christopher Ray of pig slip, whether or not
he resigns in a few weeks. And now is when
we get the letter December ninth, twenty twenty four. Seven
years of you as a Senator sitting on your fat,
(08:23):
useless butt, watching that evil organization pillage the American people
over one thousand January sixth political protesters, many of whom
rotting in prison, the FBI getting on a knee for
Saint George Floyd and those garbage Black Lives Matter protests,
FBI recruiting at freaking Pride rallies, FBI committing evil act
(08:48):
after evil act after evil act, lying to the FISA
Court in order to spy on the political opponent of
then President Barack Obama and never won. Freaking time did
we get a letter like this from Chuck Grassley? But
now that he's on the way out the door, now
we get Hey, I've decided I don't have any confidence
(09:11):
in you. Maybe it's time for you to step down.
Look at me, I, well, I'm fighting for you. Count
me as unimpressed. You know. I feel the exact same
way about these useless losers in Congress, Mike Johnson and
all of them. I'm so excited to have Elon Musk
involved in vivek this Department of Government efficiency. We're really
(09:34):
gonna be able to cut spending and waste. Wow, there's
so much waste here in Washington. I can't wait to
do some cutting. What have you been doing, You're already
in the House of Representatives. What have you been doing.
Let me tell you what you've been doing. You've been
signing every single continuing resolution to fund every single penny
(09:54):
of waste in this government. That's what you've been doing.
But now now that the momentum is going their way,
now these useless low T pieces of crap lick their
finger and stick it in the air. Oh oh, the
American people like this. Hey, guys, I'm so excited to
have elon here. Let's cut some spending. Barf cowards. Where
(10:15):
were you when we needed you? Not now that Daddy
Trump is here to carry you? Where were you when
we needed your help? For seven years we've been desperately
needing your help, and you guys did nothing. So sorry, Nah,
(10:36):
I'm not impressed. In fact, the fact you even wrote
the letter now makes me matter than if you've never
written a letter at all. Useless idiots, And this is
exactly why I talk about sending them all chalk. This
is exactly why a bunch of low T weenie losers
lead this party and I'm sick to death of it.
(10:58):
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Speaker 1 (11:59):
It is It's the Jesse Kelly Show. I'm calm, I'm
totally calm. Now I am calm. I'm good to go. Chris,
I'm totally good, Joe. I wanted to touch on this.
Can we talk about it a lot? It's gonna be
one of those continuing themes about how, like everything we see,
so much of it is just designed by people in
power to blood suck money from your wallet and put
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it into theirs in the wallace of their friends. So
I wanted to play you a couple more examples of This.
One is a little older, but it just it explains
everything so perfectly. This one is from a John lefferv
Lafferve I believe, but I want to make sure he
gets credit. He did the reporting on it. Valencia Adams Kellum.
(12:42):
You've never heard of her. It's fine, but she's the
CEO of something called the Los Angeles' Los Angeles Homeless
Services Authority. Gosh, I'll let me try that again, Los
Angeles Homeless Services Authority. You know how much money it
gets annually from the TOWPA eight hundred and seventy five
(13:04):
million dollars. She makes three hundred and thirty eight thousand
dollars a year. Oh but wait, there's more. He did
some digging. You see, they have more than one hundred
and seventy employees at this nonprofit, nonprofit funded by you. Remember,
(13:26):
more than one hundred and seventy employees make more than
one hundred thousand dollars a year. Again, all of it,
everything foreign, domestic, all of it is just designed to
bloodsuck more money from your wallet. Here's corin diversity hire
(13:49):
from today.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
United States NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
Revenue acceleration ER loans to Ukraine. This will lend vital
support to the people of Ukraine as they defend their country,
(14:12):
and it also makes clear aggressors and tyrants will be
responsible for the damage they cause.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Shoveling as much of your money as humanly possible out
the door into the capital of money laundering on this
planet before Donald Trump can take office on January twentieth.
Everything designed to bloodsuck your money from your wallet so
these scumbags can spend it on each other. It reminded
(14:44):
me of this old one. This is from a little Viego,
but Perez, well, Tom Perez was talking about the new
FCC chair and listen to this exchange, just listen to
how it operates in DC. Is that not a single
project is underway and not a single home has been
connected to broadband as a result.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Is that accurate?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Can you tell me?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I'll have to He's talking about the forty two billion
dollars broadband program. Forty two billion dollars? But why no
broad talk to.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
The families who have been connected as a result of
Middle Mile programs.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I was up in New Hampshire seven this program specifically, well,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
I did not get the precise funding stream through which
the homes of people I met in New Hampshire are
now connected, or the library in Wisconsin is now connected.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
But what I can tell you is because.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Of leadership at both a federal and the state and
a local level, these communities and federal dollars, these communities
now have you know, affordable high speed internet. The one
thing I will say about, you know, the FCC is
we work very closely with them to make sure that
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people who couldn't have Ford Internet could get a subsidy.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
The American Connectivity Program.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Was Notice how he's not answering the question, not answering
a single word. Where's the forty two billion dollars gone?
It was forty two billion dollars, would it be? Imagine
what you could do with forty two billion dollars? This
was a forty two billion dollar program of your money
to hook broadband internet up. Not a single homesman hooked up.
Where's the money gone? He's been talking for a minute.
I haven't heard a single.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
I and the President and Vice President very strongly supported it.
Expired in May I believe of this year, and we
spent a lot of time. We sent over a supplemental
budget request and by the way, almost fifty percent of
people eligible.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Still no answer, not a word for.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That subsidy or military families.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And there it is, always got to pull out the troops.
Are you thinking we're stealing your money? Are we stealing
your money? You're accusing me of stealing your money? Support
our troops. I love our troops.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
And that's unfortunate that the Republicans in Congress chose not
to extend that because more people participated in that program
than we're participating in food staff.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
He doesn't have an answer because they stole forty two
billion dollars of your money, and they handed it to
all your friends or their friends. They didn't do a
single thing with it, and when challenged on it, he
brought up the United States military and blamed Republicans in
Congress for not being patriotic enough. Every single thing you see,
from homeless programs to programs to help illegals to more
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money for Ukraine, it's all one gigantic gangster scam from
a gangster system designed to forcibly remove money from your
wallet so they can put it in theirs and in
the pockets of all of their friend all their friends.
The American taxpayer is fleeced in ways that would have
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him in the streets with pitchforks and torches if he
could ever see the full length and breadth of the
corruption all around him, and how much of it he funds.
That's the truth. That's why they pull this crap, and.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
G seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
revenue acceleration.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Don't worry, it's from frozen Russian assets. I'm sure it
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(18:44):
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him to die. I can't count how many times she's
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dot com. Can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven
three seven seven four three seven three. Mitch McConnell took
a little tumble today, and there's nothing funny about that.
(20:07):
Has a cut on his face, it's bruised, he's got
a sprained wrist. But why don't any of these people
just go away? I just don't understand why they don't leave.
And honestly, you're eighty two he now has several times
(20:33):
in public lost his train of thought when he was speaking.
And I'm not insulting that either. It's eighty two years old.
It happens, the mind doesn't stay the way it was.
I get it. That's not an insult. But why don't
you go away? And you know, you know I have
(20:53):
a weird fear to sell. I'm just gonna give it
to you very honestly. Here, we've been blessed, We've been
given this platform. I'm very blessed to have this radio show,
and we're not supposed to be here. We lucked into
this whole thing. I have no idea why people love
it so we're here. No, we're blessed to be here.
I'm really worried that one day I'll be in a
(21:16):
place where I want to hang on too long. You
shouldn't hang on too long. And for some reason, there
are some career fields, radio being one of them. But politics,
my goodness, they just never go away. Why don't you retire, Oh, Chris,
(21:39):
said Diane Feinstein. Chris, she's one of a million, She's
just one of the most recent ones to die in office.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
They all do.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You're eighty two, you're rich. You can't complete a sentence.
You just fell, busted off your wrist, cut up your face.
Why don't you go? Don't you enjoy anything else? And honestly,
the Chris is shaking his head. He's probably right, No,
they don't. You don't enjoy your wife. You've been married
(22:10):
for a long time. You don't enjoy spending time with
your wife. Don't you wanna Look, you're eighty two and rich.
You can't take your money with you. Why don't you
go run a yacht or something. Go spend a week
in the Philippines or they're somewhere fancy like that. Go golf.
If you have a heart for others, which of course
(22:31):
Mitch McConnell doesn't. If you have a heart for others,
spend your time raising money for people or or giving back,
volunteering in a suit that whatever, you know what, it
doesn't even have to be selfless. Maybe your favorite thing
in the world is a golf in black Tar heroin.
You're eighty two, go do it, knock yourself out, have
(22:52):
a good time. Why are you still doing this? I
don't understand it? And it is it because I find
this to be so unappealing. I've always thought it was
this way when people hang on way too long. Not
that you hung on an extra year and maybe you
could have given it up, But I'm talking the ones
(23:13):
who hang on so long that whatever in whatever fielder is,
it gets sad right, and then it hurts their reputation
in the end. I've always feared that for myself. I've
always been afraid of being that guy. What if it's me?
What if I'm sixty one day doing this? Sixty five
(23:34):
and there are young guys, sharper guys, people with a
better sense of humor, better show, more entertaining, speaking honest truths.
And I just won't let go. No, you'll have to
bribe this microphone on my cold dead hands. Oh my gosh,
Go away and retire. I can't stand it. It drives
(23:57):
me nuts. Just leave. Yeah, but I've told you before.
I had this conversation with the uh a producer for
someone you would know. And that's all I'm going to
say about that. If I said the name, you would
(24:18):
know him, all right. And his producer is a good
friend of mine. And we were having a conversation. We were out,
and this guy you would know is physically breaking down.
And there are parts of him that are physically breaking
down that make doing the job itself a grind. It
(24:43):
just I'll put it to you that way. It makes
doing the job itself a grind. And I asked him
what I just was yelling about to you, Why doesn't
he just retire? I don't even know. I don't even
know how many millions of dollars this guy's made in
his life. But I'm sure he doesn't have to worry
about money, right, don't do whatever he wants. I'm sure
of it. So I asked him why don't Why doesn't
(25:06):
he just go away? And he looked at me and said, Jesse,
what else does he have? And I'm worried that that'll
be me one day. I can't see Chris says. Chris says, no,
what Chris what? Well, that's a relief. Chris said he'll
quit if the show sucks.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I support that, Chris, you do it. Maybe Chris will
be the one who determines from me hang it up.
Chris will just say that, you know what, that sucked,
I quit, and I'll be all, yeah, you know what.
I guess I'm done here. I'm retiring. But why don't
these people ever leave? It drives me up the wall.
Let's go to the voicemail, shall we say?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Yeah, regarding mice, fresh peppermint leaves repel mice. You might
also try peppermint oil, which is more concentrated. Good luck, God,
bless your new year.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Okay, I did not know that peppermint repels mice. That's
a good thing. I suppose I should say. I do
appreciate the two bit, but I'm not interested in repelling anything.
I'm in this to kill. Okay, the mice invaded my space.
(26:12):
It's my home. My home was invaded from the outside.
I don't want them repelled. I want them all to die.
My space has been taken. I intend to take it back. What, Chris,
have I stopped their entry point in a way? No?
(26:32):
I haven't stopped their entry point. How would I do that, Chris? There,
it's a mouse. It's a mouse. They're come in from
all over the place. It's not like it's Fred where.
I have a pretty good idea of how he got
in or out of the house at any given time.
It's a mouse. Houses have different little little little cracks
and things in it. You know, it's not all sealed up, pal,
and it's not supposed to be all sealed up. No,
(26:55):
I don't know how the mice got in. I'm sorry.
I haven't been tracking them with my black light camera
or something like that, although that would be pretty sick.
But maybe I should see maybe I should set up
a super advanced surveillance system inside of my own No. No,
you know what, Trapper Jesse doesn't need any of that.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
More voice, man, Hi, what about promoting Chip Roy to
run for senator.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
I think that he has.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Enolf brashmoots forward.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I'll go to the match forgot for that guy.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
He said, what about chip Roy for senator in Texas?
Oh my gosh, sign me up for that. So you
could just go ahead and pencil my name. And if
chip Roy ever decides he's going to challenge John Cornyn
for senator, Look, I'll tell you we are anxious for
a scalp. I'm anxious for a scalp. You're anxious for
a scalp, a GOP senator's scalp to take one of
(27:46):
them out in a primary. That's what you're anxious for,
and what I'm anxious for because you start taking them out,
all you need to do is one or two, like
I said, and the rest will get in line. They'll
stop messing around, they'll stop thinking they run things. Put
the fear of God and the rest of them and
watch the others get in line. And a lot of
people aware of the political situation, like you, think that
(28:09):
there's a real opportunity with John Cornan in twenty twenty
six in the state of Texas. And I'm here to
tell you from people who are whispering in my ear,
we do have a very real shot at that, because
there are a couple, very legitimate, established people who are
(28:29):
considering launching a primary challenge towards him. Now, as I've
told you a million times, it has to be one Campy,
two campy three. I know six of us try to
take him out. That doesn't work. One established anti communist
who can raise money, we get behind him. It turns
into a national campaign. He gets enough money, he won't
(28:52):
raise as much as Cornan, he gets enough to get
on the air, get his name id out there. You
take out John Cornyn. Nobody has announced yet. There are
rumors flying everywhere that Ken Paxton's gonna do it, that
East Texas's ag that this guy's gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
That.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Just know that there is more than one solid name
considering it at this point in time, and that is
all I'll say about that. We'll talk about a couple
of these blue state commies. Do some headlines I didn't
get to in more coming up on the last segment
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Speaker 7 (31:00):
Kissie the trapper. All you need is a tomcat and
Sami al Grange junebug from Virginia.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I love you guys. You know, I tried to explain
to the wife that there is a pretty full proof
solution to getting rid of mice and rats. She just
wasn't having any of it. Well, you'd like to know what, Chris,
what we used to do. You need to get a
(31:31):
black snake. You need to get a black snake. Black
snakes are amazing hunters. Snakes in general are amazing hunters.
Get a black snake, turn him loose, and whatever rat
problem or mouse problem you think you have will be
(31:53):
a temporary problem. And AP is just not that big
on the snake. See Chris, it out that we have
a snake. My oldest son, James, is one of these
snake people. He has a python. And I actually suggested
the same thing to her. I said, Hey, what's what's
the name of that stupid python? His what did he
(32:14):
call that? The peanut? That's what he called the thing, peanut.
I didn't name him Chris anyway, the thing is called peanut.
James said, well what about peanut? And I said, yeah, woman,
I'm telling you, you turn that thing loose for a little
while won't take long, and those things are be gone.
And she definitely was not not okay with turning a
(32:35):
snake loose. I guess it's a little too white trashy
for her. But the white trash ways are the best ways.
There's no better way you get yourself a black snake.
Turn that bad boy loose. Don't freak out. It's not poisonous.
Every time you see, it's not gonna bother you turn
that bad boy loose. Rats, mice gone, And not only that,
the snakes will find the nest so that it happens.
(32:56):
You get the mouse, you get the rat. But there's
a whole nest of all those little buggers in there.
The blacksnake will find that and kill all them too.
What Chris, Chris said, don't they only eat like once
a week? Well, look, pow, it's not well kind of.
Let me explain. No, they don't eat often, but they
(33:17):
will eat more often if opportunities present themselves. When it
comes to steaks, people think, well, they only ever need
to eat once a month. No, they only get to
eat once a month. And because they understand how to
slow their bodies down and not burn too much energy,
they can last because opportunity does not come every other day.
(33:40):
You know, we're all used to watching the nature videos
where the little field mouseppe's doing the little squeaking things,
and that he happens to basically be the most unlucky
field mouse ever and he trips over the tongue of
the black mamba and then he gets eaten. Well, they
had to film like eight thousand hours of video before
they got that one little part of the field mouse.
(34:00):
It's not like it's just a big mouse eating fest
out there. Trust me, you turn a black snake loose,
it'll get it done. But she was not receptive to
that at all. Speaking of snakes, let's talk about these
commies in these blue states and how well being horrible
works out for them. Adam Schiff is a dirt ball.
(34:22):
Latitia James, New York's Attorney General, is a dirt ball.
And you don't need any help from me to hate
Adam Shiff. You already hate Adam Schiff and all the
scummy stuff he's done to Trump as a member of
the House of Representatives. You've been mad about it for years,
so have I. But here's the deal. If you're from
a solidly blue state, conducting yourself like an animal is
(34:47):
how you get promoted. Adam Schiff is about to take
over one of the most powerful positions in the United
States of America. Adam Schiff is about to be a
senator from the state of CALIFORNI. That's a really, really
big deal. Latitia James came out today. She said she's
(35:07):
not dropping the civil fraud case against Trump. That ridiculous case,
four hundred and fifty four million dollar judgment was. Honestly,
it's one of the more egregious cases I've ever seen
in my Life's awful, and I'm not dropping it. I'm
staying with it. And people are yelling today, oh she better.
Things have turned around. Not in New York. Letitia James
(35:28):
is not concerned about anything except the next big political job,
whether that be Chuck Schumer's Senate spot. That was That's
what I always thought it was going to be, or
maybe the governor's mansion. And guess what The best way
to get promoted is from a solidly communist state like
New York or California, to act like a rabbit animal,
to act like a communist. You and I hate what
(35:51):
these people did, and the country as a whole hates
what these people did. However, their voters in those states
do not. And that's the sad reality of it. And
another sad reality is we are not making enough babies
in this country. There's a story I'll actually get into
it tomorrow about countries trying to up their birth rate.
(36:13):
The truth is that we are. We're drowning in estrogen
now because it's in the waters, it's in the plastics,
we drink it, we shower in it, it's everywhere now.
It comes from the birth control. It doesn't get treated out.
It's awful and as a result, tea levels are plummeting.
Men don't want to get married. They don't even want
to date. Men don't want to date, they don't want
(36:34):
to get married, and when they do, they don't want
to make babies. And it's important that we get married
and make babies. That's how we save a country. Male
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(36:56):
your energy will be better. It ain't just about making babies.
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circle back to what we're talking about the first hour.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
If we do not lead the world, what nation leads
the world?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Who pulls Europe together?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Who tries to pull the Middle East together harder than
any ocean?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
What do we do in Africa? Wead the United States.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Lead the world, ties directly into coren diversity higher announcing
another fifty billion to Ukraine.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Now stace NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
Revenue Acceleration ER loans to Ukraine. This will lend vital
support to the people of Ukraine as they defend their country,
(38:00):
and it also makes clear aggressors and tyrants will be
responsible for the damage they cause.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, the system is doing everything it can do to
ensure none of this can be reversed. And now here's
a headline, but you know, you know the thing headlines,
we didn't get to how the climate movement is changing
tactics after Trump's win. This goes back to what we
(38:29):
opened up the show. They are changing tactics, they are
making adjustments. They are not out, they have not quit,
but they are on the run and turtling up. And
it is a good thing. And I somehow ran out
of time, so we will have to come back and
do this tomorrow. That's all.
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