December 6, 2024 • 37 mins
Republicans allowing themselves to be used to destroy the Trump agenda. The next time the deep state needs a GOP scap goat it won’t be Joni Ernst, she's allowing herself to take the heat for Hegseth doubts. Jesse got mice, and much to his wife's surprise, he wasn't upset about it, it's got him excited.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And there's so much great
stuff this hour. We're gonna deal with disorderly neighbors, buying
a new car, calling your senators and reps, and so
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much more this hour. Let us begin, because we only
have an hour left, and I'm bummed about that because
I'm having a blast Jesse. First of all, I love
your show. Found it about six months ago. Hope your
family and friends know and appreciate how lucky they are
to have you in their lives. I hope they appreciate
it too, what Chris, I hope they do. Anyway, Now
for my problem, I always hear you and your others
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say call your senators and reps about an issue. I
live in Oregon. All my elected officials are Democrats, so
I don't feel like it would do any good for
me to do so. I want to call about Trump's
picks for its cabinet, but should list all her reps?
Should I make the calls? Anyway? What are your thoughts
on this? I'm a sixty four year old woman who
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like you, as a former ohioan Oregon politics sucks and
her name is Lisa. Okay, So if you live in
a blue area, let's say, let's just say you're in
a blue area in a blue state. You're where Lisa
is in Oregon, You're in New York, New York, right,
So your town's blue, your county's blue, your state's blue.
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What do you do? That doesn't mean you're hopeless or helpless,
because so much now can be done online and through
the phone. You can get out the vote in swing
states from Oregon, from New York City, from LA from
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your blue area. You could do things like that. As
far as calling your reps and senators, Emailing your reps
and senators, yours aren't going to do you any good.
Call and email the ones that matter, meaning the weenies
in the swing states that are pretty flimsy. Obviously, Lindsey
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Graham's middle name is probably flimsy. Flimsy Lindsay Chris. That's
good anyway, Lindsey Graham, Jony Ernst. These are the losers
who we have to worry about now. And remember the
next group that they already shot down, Matt Gates. They're
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trying to torpedo Pete hegg Seth. I love watching Trump
and Vance come out strong now publicly for hag Seth.
That's good. I think they smartly realize if you give
the GOP Senate another scalp, you're finished. You just get
they'll they'll You might as well just hand Mitch McConnell
all the cabinet choices and tell him to make them
so you can't give him another one. But let's say,
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because this is likely, let's say Jony Ernst is the
one right now, who's the sacrificial lamb of the deep
state GOP. They do that, You realize that they do that,
they'll pick a guy. Mitch McConnell's famous for this. Remember
after the Uvaldi School shooting, when Mitch McConnell decided who
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wanted to work with Democrats on gun control, he went
to John Cornyn and said, you take the lead. John
Cornyn was the scapegoat then, and of course that loser.
John Cornyn did work with the Democrats, did get gun
control passed, but he wasn't done there. There's always a
new unpopular thing. They picked new and different scapegoats every time.
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They also wanted amnesty done last year remember that they
wanted amnesty. And what did they do? They didn't go
to Cornyn again that time, they went to Langford and
low t Langford naked Kendall Langford is always game to
be you used by some man in one way or another.
So they went to Ken Langford and they said, hey, Ken,
how about an amnesty bill? Well, okay, and that nuts
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sounds really good. Guys, will you invite me to the parties?
And of course Ken Langford gave Democrats cover on a
critical or a critical issue in an electioneer by offering amnesty.
But the next time they needed something they didn't go
back to Langford. They see, they always use different ones.
Right now, Joni Ernst is she doesn't get any mercy,
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is allowing herself to be used as the torpedo hag
Seth scapegoat. Lindsey Graham, you should know, is working behind
the scenes to torpedo Pete hagg Seth. Jony Ernst has
made herself the public face of destroying Pete as to
me as if the hearing will be critical for his nomination.
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Am I right about it?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think I think you are right. I think for
a number of our senators they I want to make
sure that any allegations have been cleared. And that's why
we have to have a very thorough vetting process. And
that's why I was happy to sit down with Pete
and have that conversation with him yesterday. So again, all
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I will say at this time is that we did
have a very thoroughed discussion over a number of those
issues and the vetting.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And right now everyone's pouring molten hot lava of anger
onto Joni Ernst. The deep state GOP, they know when
they're taking a position on an issue that is going
to create rage in you. What they try to do
is they try to spread that hate around so what
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doesn't always fall on one person and cost them an election.
You watch you just wait and see, Chris. I'm not
even going to tell you to write this down, although
you could. You watch the next ten times. The deep
state GOP needs a face, a face escapegoat. If you will,
it won't be journey Jony Ernst. She's the one who
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got the knob this time. Hey, Jony, go out there
and make a bunch of GOP enemies this time. We
have to stop hag Seth. You will be mad at her,
but it is human nature. This is not on you.
You will forget, or at least your anger will dissipate.
It doesn't last forever. The next next month or two
months from now, there'll be a new controversy, a new outrage,
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and you'll have forgotten how mad you were at Joni Ernst.
And they'll have Jony Ernst. Because now she's catching the
negative heat, they'll roll her out there to do positive things.
She's already publicly talking about how much she's looking forward
to working with Elon Musk and Vivek on the Department
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of Government Efficiency. She's all over social media talking about that.
They'll make her the face of that. Look at Jony Ernst,
what a conservative warrior, cutting government spending, doing everything they
can do to lift her reputation back up to ensure
she won't lose her primary in twenty twenty six. This
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is how they do politics, This is how that stuff works.
So if they are successful with Hank Seth and I, honestly,
even if they're not, there will be a new deep
state GOP face trying to take out Cash Betel, and
then a new deep state GOP face trying to take
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out Tulsea Gabbard and then a new deep state GOP
face trying to take out RFK, spreading the anger around.
But it's all the same players behind the scenes. It's
all the Mitch McConnell establishment GOP types. It's Mike Grounds,
it's John Thune, it's John Cornyn, It's all those guys.
Every one of them wicker the rest of them. Iceman,
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I'm buying a new truck sometime in the next couple months.
I know what I want. I'm willing to wait. I
honestly do have impeccable credit. I'm able to pay cash,
but I'm willing to finance if I can swing a
good deal off the sticker price. From a salesman perspective,
is there a preference on a customer stroking a check
for the whole price over financing. Am I apt to
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get a better deal one way or another? Okay, so
let's talk about this. This is RV salesman, Jesse. You
can get a better deal on anything when it comes
to these large things if you finance it. There is
an old school way of thinking where people think I
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want the best deal, I'm gonna pay cash. So let
me explain how it works. If I have a car dealership.
We'll call it a car dealership. I will have a
relationship with financial institutions. We'll make it Bank of America.
That's just for just for the story's purposes. Bank of
America wants me to send them your business. They want
to give you your car Loan of Erica. If I'm
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gonna send them your thirty thousand dollars car loan, they
will pay me to send them your thirty thousand dollars
car loan. That means I make money if you finance it.
The more I make on it, the more I can
give you a discount on it. There's actually not an
insane amount of markup in cars, believe it or not.
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There's more so on r V sit in cars. But
if I if you finance it with me, If you
finance it with me, then I can make money from
the financing instead of making all the money on the car.
But there's an older way of thinking, because that's how
it used to be. I want the best price. I'm
paying cash. We used to have people say that all
the time, and I would have to explain. It was
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always an older guy who came from a different era.
I would have to explain. Listen, this is a new era.
You don't get the best deal paying cash. The best
deal you can get is if you have good credit
and you finance it. Then what happens is lots of
times people will pay it off right away, which really
ends up screwing the salesman because you have to finance
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it at least when I was in RBS for at
least a year before you paid it off. Or the
bank will take that pay that they took that they
paid you, they'll take that back. You understand, if you
have great credit, the better deal comes through financing. That's
the fact. All right, all right, we have so much
more hang on. This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It
(10:31):
is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday, let's do a voicemail or two shot, Sir,
Isaac Kelly, is a proper radio etiquette to be reloading
ammunition while listening to your show? Please let the bar eat.
(10:52):
It's not only proper etiquette, it's preferred. I prefer that
you be loading ammo whow you listen to the show.
That's exactly how I want you, all right, Jesse. Oh,
one last word on the financing thing. Chris was talking
during the break about how he financed the car and
that the salesman asked him, don't pay it off for
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two years. There are different payoff penalty times depending on
the financial institution. Sometimes it's six months, sometimes it's years,
Sometimes it's two years. Unless you want to screw your
salesman over, maybe you dislike him for some reason or
something like that. If your salesman asks that, do that
for him. Remember, I know salesmen have a bad reputation,
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but being in sales is a wonderful gig. You provide
people with hopefully good products. You make a living doing it.
It's not a charity. That guy pays his bills, feeds
his family on that. So I'll tell you you stap
at us all the time. We sell r vs. Again,
if you finance it, you get a better deal because
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I get paid from the financial institution. Therefore you got
But we'd ask people the same thing. I would ask people,
if you don't mind wait a year before paying it off.
Most people would, but some would not. They'd get the
better deal and they leave and they pay it off
right away and you and all of a sudden get
a notification. Hey, by the way, your next pick your number,
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your next thousand dollars, your next fifteen hundred dollars. You
don't get that, it's all been taken back away from you.
It look it hurts, man, I'll tell you it hurts.
So just keep that in mind. If they ask you
not to pay it off, it's not just them saying that.
If you pay that off, I know you may never
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see that guy again. Maybe you hate him and you
want to screw him over. I get that's your business.
If he ask you not to pay it off and
you pay it off, you hurt him, for sure. You did.
Ice Cube Jesse. I live in a suburban neighborhood and
my liberal neighbor keeps his garbage cans in his front yard,
creating an eye sore for everyone to see. He actually
sent me a picture of it. Wow, that is a
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freaking eyesore. The four of them cheeze and he said
he has a gate nearby and tons of space behind
the gate for his garbage cans. I befriended him them
several years ago, and I'm not sure how to approach this.
Please advise, he said, thanks. His name is Dave, and
he said you can use my name because there's no
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way these liberals will ever hear your show. Okay, Dave.
As you know, I recently ran into this a similar
struggle with my neighbor who doesn't mow his lawn. He's
the only one in the neighborhood. And I'm not green
thumb lawn guy, I'm not. But look, when it's a
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foot a foot Chris, I'm not making that up a foot.
When it's a foot deep, brother, everyone's looking at you
and it looks bad. And of course he's the guy
right next to me. So there's my lawn, which is mode,
and then there's the triple canopy jungle that you run
into next door. You made a lot of great suggestions.
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My plan was just to go tell him. A lot
of people said, Moe's lawn for him one time. He'll
be so embarrassed it'll never happen again. It's a little
bit more difficult with the trash can. The problem with
this is it's like, uh, let's say your wife has
bad breath or your husband has bad breath. You can
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tell them, it's a matter of how and when you
tell them. You see, if it's just you and her,
you and him, you're sitting down you're munching on some
little Debbies oatmeal cream pies. Then you can say, hey, honey,
by the way, you got dragon breath tonight. I don't
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know what's going on. Maybe you're a little sick, but
your breath is pretty bad. That may wound him a
little or her a little, but it's fine. That's different
than when you're out it's couples dinner night and there's
ten people at the table, and you recoil back when
she says something to you and says, oh my gosh,
did you have a poop sandwich for dinner? That is
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going to get you in an entirely different kind of
a conversation with your neighbor. You said you'd befriended him.
Maybe maybe you run into him airfingers quilt, run into
him when you're getting the mail getting your trash. Don't
do it in front of other people. Get him alone
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and say hey, would you mind, or even put it
on your neighbor friends if you don't want to be rude. Hey,
a lot of the people were complaining to me about
your trash cans. I don't necessarily think it's a big deal,
but if you could put the trash cans back. It
would be better just make sure he's alone. There's a
great line. HBO did an incredible series on John Adams,
(15:54):
and I'm pretty sure it's called John Adams. Yeah, it's
called John Adams. Highly recommend it, and I think it's
safe for the kiddo. Don't quote me on that, but
I think it's safe for kids. It's great, very historically accurate.
And there's a scene where John Adams, this was his way.
He was blasting away at someone in public, and Benjamin
Franklin takes him out to dinner, takes him out to lunch,
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and Adams says to him because Franklin was dressing him
down about it. And Adam says, oh, so I should
have just insulted him in private, And Benjamin Franklin says, yes,
perfectly acceptable to insult a man in private. In fact,
he may one day thank you for it. But you
insult a man in public, he tends to remember it.
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You can tell him, tell him privately. All right, All right,
there's a family divided over Donald Trump. Somebody wants to
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You're not a Janis Joplin fan, Chris. She was kind
of a kind of a one hit wonder if we're
being it's that me and Bobby McGee song. And did
you just say who that's the name of the song,
you idiot. I don't know who Bobby is. We never met.
It's the name of the song. It's a good song.
Janis Joplin had has an incredible benefit. And I'm about
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to tell you something awesome that happened to me in
a moment. I'm just so excited right now. But Janis
Joplin has an incredible benefit. Her first name in her
last name with the same letter, and that always sounds cool.
Always one hundred percent of the time it sounds cool.
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And I don't know why that is. But there there's
an actress I don't even know what she looks like,
but I heard her name and I was like, that
sounds freaking awesome. January Jones. Doesn't that just sound like
a cool name. It's a freaking cool name, Chris Copeland,
They just something about it. Howard Hughes, It sounds cool
when your first name and last name start with the
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same letter. Everyone knows this is true. I can see
you nod in your head right now in the car.
I know, Corey. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Of course,
it's one hundred percent correct. That's one two. Something awesome
just happened to me during the break. I've got to
share it with you and then we'll get back to
the regular are regularly scheduled programming. I got a text
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from ob during the break. She was cleaning out the pantry,
going through food stuff and whatnot. She's a huge She's like,
this huge, huge nerd. This does all this stuff around
the house. She found mouse poop. Not just one little
turd either, more than one. We have mice. You have
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no idea how great I am at hunting down and
killing mice? What, Chris, what this is my calling? No?
I don't need to call a professional Chris, I am
the professional. Okay, you don't seem to understand. When I
was a child in Ohio, hunting down animals, trapping them,
shooting them was my specialty. We had this window sill.
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In Ohio, they have basements. It surprises me. In Texas,
basements are not a thing, and Ohio basements were the norm.
Everyone at a basement. And our basement had a little
window out the top. Now, if you were outside on
the ground, you would obviously have to look down into
the window. And there was this carved out window sill
that was a hole. And my mom used to light
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me up like a Christmas tree because she would come
out and I will have filled that window sill hole
full of animals, turtles and things like that. I got
a squirrel trap from my own man, and I learned
how to catch squirrels, and I used to love to
catch squirrels and I'd keep them as pets when I
wasn't shooting them, I would keep them as pets. And
I even had a little squirrel thing, and I would
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catch the squirrels all the time, and i'd have squirrels
at a squirrel cage. I'd go catch turtles, you name, it. Granted,
I got bit a lot. I got bit. I tried
to attack, and in the ground hornet's nest, that's where hornets. Well, Chris,
you don't understand. There were hornets, and I was eyeballing
the hole in the ground where they were coming out of.
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And so I didn't just charge in. I had a plan.
I was looking at the hole and I went stick hunting,
and I found what I thought was going to be
a really really solid stick. I thought i'd eyeball that.
I thought we had the right size going here. And
I waited. I sat and waited like a sniper. I
remember like it was yesterday. I'm on my belly like
I'm on a sniper in Vietnam, and I'm waiting until
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most of the hornets have cleared out. And my plan
is I'm gonna charge in, jam the stick into the hole,
trapping all the hornets underground, and then I'll turn. If
any of them happen to get loose, I will be
too fast and I'll run away. Now I wasn't very fast,
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per se, but surely I could outrun hornet. How fast
could they go? So I charge in, jam the stick
in there, and I take off scott Free, completely scott free.
And I get one hundred yards away and oh, turns
out they caught me. They did catch me, and you
know where. The first one got me in the ribs.
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He got under my T shirt and jammed me right
in the ribs. Gosh, that freaking hurts so bad. Either way,
I thought it was a good effort. Back to the
animal I am. Have you ever seen Spider Man, the
bad Guy, Craven the Hunter? I want you to think
about me like that, or Jeremiah Johnson, maybe some sort
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of a mountain man type when it comes to the
apprehension of animals. This is what I do. I have
eradicated more mice and rats from houses barns. My grandpa,
Grandpa Hank, on my dad's side, he was a farmer.
He used to just send me out to his barn
where he kept the horses, and my job was just
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to find and kill the mice and the rats. I
was born and bred for this. Bob thought I was
going to be upset. I just texted her back a
little picture that said this is my time or no,
I said, my time has come. I'm unreasonably excited to
get home tonight because our house is going to be
mice free, very very quickly. What Chris do I use
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rat shot inside? Chris, I don't know if I can.
I don't know if it would be right to give
away all the trade secrets right here to you. There
are a lot of things. Listen, listen, there are a
lot of things you just need to come by through experience.
I will I will say, just putting it out there
right now, I will say, location is really really important,
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you know, just chuck a mouse trap down in the
middle of everything. Location is important. It's important, It's very,
very important. Just like Genghis Khan would split his forces
when he was attacking. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, Like
Genghis Khan would split his forces when he was attacking
an empire. It's important to have a multi pronged attack.
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I have before, I've gone with the traditional mouse traps,
the ones that wap, and but that's probably gonna be
a problem because if the wife is asleep and she
hears a snap, and if that mouse starts to squeal
and make noise, she's not going to be okay. So
you're gonna have to have a mixture of snap traps
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of glue traps. I am gonna have to go home.
The worst part of this, really, the worst part is
the fact that I'm gonna have to analyze poop as
if I'm one of the eunuchs in an old Chinese
emperor's palace. You know, they used to take their poop
and they would analyze it to make sure they were
getting enough nutrition. You have to analyze the poop to
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figure out what kind of size we're talking about here.
It's one thing if they're mice, it's another thing. If
they're rats, And if they're rats who have been eaten, well,
they're just gonna laugh at your traditional mouse trap. That's
not gonna cut the mustard. But she thought I was
going to be upset. I've never been more excited. And now,
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remember we were talking earlier in the show about the
professional baseball players and their sons who end up being
professional baseball players because they learned so much from their father.
Don't know what a treat they're in for. When I
get home tonight, it's gonna be boys gather around allow
the professional the animal hunter, the animal trapper, not hunter,
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the animal trapper trapper. Jesse is here to educate you
boys on clearing an infestation out of your home. Gosh, oh, Chris,
I'm gonna be in the attic. I can't wait. I'm
gonna be up into what, Chris, What am I going
to make a hat? Yes? Yes, I'm going to keep
every single mouse I kill, and I'm gonna take him
down to some kind of taxidermist around here, and I'm
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probably gonna get some weird looks, but I'm gonna hand
him an entire box of rats or mice, and I'm
gonna tell him that I want some kind of disinfected
piece of clothing. I don't know that there'll be enough
for a hat. If there's enough for a hat, we
have a very serious problem. But you never know. I
might You know what I might do after the first one.
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I might put him on a spike. That's what I
might do as a message, like Vlad the Paler, as
a message if I catch one in the attic, because
ab is probably not gonna be okay with the mouse
being on a spike in the kitchen or something like that.
But if I catch one in the attic, I'm not
gonna tell her. I'm gonna get a nail and i'm
gonna drive it through like a little little board, and
I'm gonna stick that mouse right on top of that
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spike as a message to the others, and you watch,
it's gonna clear out. Yeah, it's a good point, Chris.
It's good that it's not summer because I could see that.
I could see a smell developing there. But it's not summer.
It's cold out here. I'm coming, mice. Enjoy yourself now,
have your fun now. No no, no, no, no, eat the food.
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I want you to enjoy yourself. Consider it your last meal.
Trapper Jesse's coming now. One thing we can be reasonably
sure of is that Fred will not help at all.
He is pretty good when it comes to human beings,
finding anyone who's outside and making a big old racket
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and maybe trying to bite their head off. He has
proven to be shockingly inadequate when it comes to smaller animals.
I've seen rabbits cross right behind him. He'll be laying
down outside, I mean two feet behind him, and he
doesn't know they're there, and I have to yell and
seriously Fred. Either way, Fred's not gonna help with any
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We'll be back. Get the Cure for Rhinos week days
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with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show before we sail
off into the sunset till Monday. I guess they're not
sailing anywhere. I'm just gonna be home doing chores, catching mice,
you know things that trapper Jesse does. Either way, I
hope you were planning on enjoying your weekend. We don't
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have a ton of time left together. I can't stop
laughing about Joe Biden being fake excited about the Christmas
lighting true. What these people are so freaking fake? Hey, Jesse,
I have four adult siblings. I'm the only Trump supporter.
My sibs are all Trump haters. About a year ago
(29:47):
we agreed informally that texts would not include politics. None
of us really followed it. As I became out spoken
about Biden corruption and illegals, my siblings stopped responding. It
appears they set up a separate group text for them.
I'm only I feel they've censored me, and now everyone
is acting like nothing ever happened. Jesse. I know they
are my siblings, but I feel ostracized and extremely disrespected.
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I don't really want anything to do with them. What
say you? I will say this. If your siblings are
mistreating you because of politics, that's their problem. However, I
would not be cutting off my siblings unless you knew
for a fact they were mistreating you because of politics. Look,
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I tell my sons now, when wherever, if they ever
try to tattle on each other something like that, which
we don't allow in our house. But if they do it,
you know how boys are, well everyone is when you
have siblings, I tell them, right, I tell them point blank,
your brother is going to be with you for your life.
I'm old, I'm going to die, I'll be long gone,
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and your brother will still be alive. Who do you
think You're loyalty should lie more with me or your brother.
You don't ever knark out your brother ever. My sister
and I we are very close and it's been a
great aid since my dad passed, and we're trying to
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get everything figured out with my mom and what to
do with this and how to figure out this and that.
It's obviously really hard because dad's gone, But I can't
imagine how hard it would be if my sister and
I hated each other or didn't talk. We talk all
the time. Every few days we talk. They're your siblings.
Unless they're purposely mistreating you, still try to maintain as
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much of a relationship as you can. If, however, if
that's too much for them because you're a Trump supporter,
then your siblings have left you. You didn't leave them,
then wash your hands of them and walk away. And
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his secondary to the menu. Okay. Now, in my house
this was handled in a very very direct manner. I
grew up. I was a kid in the eighties. I
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was born in eighty one, and that was the time
when all the rock stars started to have ear rings,
guns and roses and all these bands started to have earrings.
And those were famous people back then. Oh look, he's
got an earring. He's got an earring. And I'm sure
at some point in time I expressed fascination with having
an earring, and my father told me in no uncertain terms,
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and he was not kidding that if I ever walked
home with an ear ring, he would tar it out
of my head immediately, not take it out, tear it
out of my ear lobe. And he was one hundred
percent serious. You were not allowed to have long hair,
long fingernails, and you weren't allowed to have earrings, like,
in the words of my dad, like a friggin woman.
So that's how I was raised, and I should note
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that those same rules apply in my house. No long hair,
don't you dare have long fingernails. There's not gonna be
any earrings. As I've gotten older, I am more understanding
and merciful of different people who are just different. People
get crazy tattoos on their neck, people pierce all kinds
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of things. But to your point, I will say this,
I actually don't judge you if you have all that stuff.
But if you do get things tattoos or piercings, neck
or above, not talking about the you know, the tattoo
you have on your own arm or your chest, neck
or above. If you get those things, it is your
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freedom to do. So. Maybe that's who you are, but
you absolutely positively are limiting your employment opportunities in life.
You are no if ans or butts. You are limiting
your employment opportunities in life. When we were you know,
we found Corey just because we couldn't find anyone else.
But when we're kidding, when we were looking for a
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new producer after Michael left and we interviewed a bunch
of different people, if I had had an interview with
somebody with a big bull nose ring, that probably would
have been a no for me. Chris, am, I all am?
I all wed in that? What Chris said? What if
she was hot? Chris? We don't hire women all right? Period? Anyway,
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that's just know that I'm really not judging, and I
really don't look down on people would have the bull nose.
I'll tell you on chicks when they do that kind
of not the bull one, but the side one and
the nostril. I think it can be kind of hot,
Chris Corey. See Corey, it can be kind of hot. Look,
you don't want to have a bunch of holes in
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your freaking face, but it can be kind of hot.
But just be careful. That's more for the kids than
anyone else. Kids. I get it. You're young, you want
to get crazy. I understand all that. I've been young,
done a lot of dumb things myself. Anything neck or
above is limiting your opportunities. It's your freedom to do that.
It's your life, it's your body. Keep that in mind, sir.
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What are your thoughts on replacing Hamburger with ground turkey
for the world famous Jesse Kelly Berger? Don't ever email
my show again. I don't ever want to hear from
you again. Chris, you need to find who emailed this
in and block his email address. I don't care how.
I don't care if it's the sane. I don't care
if it's the Pope that you don't you ever make
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my burgers with ground turkey, and if you do, don't
put my name on that. That's not my Now, put
your phone down and go enjoy your family for the weekend.
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And there's so much great
stuff this hour. We're gonna deal with disorderly neighbors, buying
a new car, calling your senators and reps, and so
(00:34):
much more this hour. Let us begin, because we only
have an hour left, and I'm bummed about that because
I'm having a blast Jesse. First of all, I love
your show. Found it about six months ago. Hope your
family and friends know and appreciate how lucky they are
to have you in their lives. I hope they appreciate
it too, what Chris, I hope they do. Anyway, Now
for my problem, I always hear you and your others
(00:57):
say call your senators and reps about an issue. I
live in Oregon. All my elected officials are Democrats, so
I don't feel like it would do any good for
me to do so. I want to call about Trump's
picks for its cabinet, but should list all her reps?
Should I make the calls? Anyway? What are your thoughts
on this? I'm a sixty four year old woman who
(01:17):
like you, as a former ohioan Oregon politics sucks and
her name is Lisa. Okay, So if you live in
a blue area, let's say, let's just say you're in
a blue area in a blue state. You're where Lisa
is in Oregon, You're in New York, New York, right,
So your town's blue, your county's blue, your state's blue.
(01:38):
What do you do? That doesn't mean you're hopeless or helpless,
because so much now can be done online and through
the phone. You can get out the vote in swing
states from Oregon, from New York City, from LA from
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your blue area. You could do things like that. As
far as calling your reps and senators, Emailing your reps
and senators, yours aren't going to do you any good.
Call and email the ones that matter, meaning the weenies
in the swing states that are pretty flimsy. Obviously, Lindsey
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Graham's middle name is probably flimsy. Flimsy Lindsay Chris. That's
good anyway, Lindsey Graham, Jony Ernst. These are the losers
who we have to worry about now. And remember the
next group that they already shot down, Matt Gates. They're
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trying to torpedo Pete hegg Seth. I love watching Trump
and Vance come out strong now publicly for hag Seth.
That's good. I think they smartly realize if you give
the GOP Senate another scalp, you're finished. You just get
they'll they'll You might as well just hand Mitch McConnell
all the cabinet choices and tell him to make them
so you can't give him another one. But let's say,
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because this is likely, let's say Jony Ernst is the
one right now, who's the sacrificial lamb of the deep
state GOP. They do that, You realize that they do that,
they'll pick a guy. Mitch McConnell's famous for this. Remember
after the Uvaldi School shooting, when Mitch McConnell decided who
(03:22):
wanted to work with Democrats on gun control, he went
to John Cornyn and said, you take the lead. John
Cornyn was the scapegoat then, and of course that loser.
John Cornyn did work with the Democrats, did get gun
control passed, but he wasn't done there. There's always a
new unpopular thing. They picked new and different scapegoats every time.
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They also wanted amnesty done last year remember that they
wanted amnesty. And what did they do? They didn't go
to Cornyn again that time, they went to Langford and
low t Langford naked Kendall Langford is always game to
be you used by some man in one way or another.
So they went to Ken Langford and they said, hey, Ken,
how about an amnesty bill? Well, okay, and that nuts
(04:07):
sounds really good. Guys, will you invite me to the parties?
And of course Ken Langford gave Democrats cover on a
critical or a critical issue in an electioneer by offering amnesty.
But the next time they needed something they didn't go
back to Langford. They see, they always use different ones.
Right now, Joni Ernst is she doesn't get any mercy,
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is allowing herself to be used as the torpedo hag
Seth scapegoat. Lindsey Graham, you should know, is working behind
the scenes to torpedo Pete hagg Seth. Jony Ernst has
made herself the public face of destroying Pete as to
me as if the hearing will be critical for his nomination.
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Am I right about it?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think I think you are right. I think for
a number of our senators they I want to make
sure that any allegations have been cleared. And that's why
we have to have a very thorough vetting process. And
that's why I was happy to sit down with Pete
and have that conversation with him yesterday. So again, all
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I will say at this time is that we did
have a very thoroughed discussion over a number of those
issues and the vetting.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And right now everyone's pouring molten hot lava of anger
onto Joni Ernst. The deep state GOP, they know when
they're taking a position on an issue that is going
to create rage in you. What they try to do
is they try to spread that hate around so what
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doesn't always fall on one person and cost them an election.
You watch you just wait and see, Chris. I'm not
even going to tell you to write this down, although
you could. You watch the next ten times. The deep
state GOP needs a face, a face escapegoat. If you will,
it won't be journey Jony Ernst. She's the one who
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got the knob this time. Hey, Jony, go out there
and make a bunch of GOP enemies this time. We
have to stop hag Seth. You will be mad at her,
but it is human nature. This is not on you.
You will forget, or at least your anger will dissipate.
It doesn't last forever. The next next month or two
months from now, there'll be a new controversy, a new outrage,
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and you'll have forgotten how mad you were at Joni Ernst.
And they'll have Jony Ernst. Because now she's catching the
negative heat, they'll roll her out there to do positive things.
She's already publicly talking about how much she's looking forward
to working with Elon Musk and Vivek on the Department
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of Government Efficiency. She's all over social media talking about that.
They'll make her the face of that. Look at Jony Ernst,
what a conservative warrior, cutting government spending, doing everything they
can do to lift her reputation back up to ensure
she won't lose her primary in twenty twenty six. This
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is how they do politics, This is how that stuff works.
So if they are successful with Hank Seth and I, honestly,
even if they're not, there will be a new deep
state GOP face trying to take out Cash Betel, and
then a new deep state GOP face trying to take
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out Tulsea Gabbard and then a new deep state GOP
face trying to take out RFK, spreading the anger around.
But it's all the same players behind the scenes. It's
all the Mitch McConnell establishment GOP types. It's Mike Grounds,
it's John Thune, it's John Cornyn, It's all those guys.
Every one of them wicker the rest of them. Iceman,
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I'm buying a new truck sometime in the next couple months.
I know what I want. I'm willing to wait. I
honestly do have impeccable credit. I'm able to pay cash,
but I'm willing to finance if I can swing a
good deal off the sticker price. From a salesman perspective,
is there a preference on a customer stroking a check
for the whole price over financing. Am I apt to
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get a better deal one way or another? Okay, so
let's talk about this. This is RV salesman, Jesse. You
can get a better deal on anything when it comes
to these large things if you finance it. There is
an old school way of thinking where people think I
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want the best deal, I'm gonna pay cash. So let
me explain how it works. If I have a car dealership.
We'll call it a car dealership. I will have a
relationship with financial institutions. We'll make it Bank of America.
That's just for just for the story's purposes. Bank of
America wants me to send them your business. They want
to give you your car Loan of Erica. If I'm
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gonna send them your thirty thousand dollars car loan, they
will pay me to send them your thirty thousand dollars
car loan. That means I make money if you finance it.
The more I make on it, the more I can
give you a discount on it. There's actually not an
insane amount of markup in cars, believe it or not.
(09:22):
There's more so on r V sit in cars. But
if I if you finance it with me, If you
finance it with me, then I can make money from
the financing instead of making all the money on the car.
But there's an older way of thinking, because that's how
it used to be. I want the best price. I'm
paying cash. We used to have people say that all
the time, and I would have to explain. It was
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always an older guy who came from a different era.
I would have to explain. Listen, this is a new era.
You don't get the best deal paying cash. The best
deal you can get is if you have good credit
and you finance it. Then what happens is lots of
times people will pay it off right away, which really
ends up screwing the salesman because you have to finance
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it at least when I was in RBS for at
least a year before you paid it off. Or the
bank will take that pay that they took that they
paid you, they'll take that back. You understand, if you
have great credit, the better deal comes through financing. That's
the fact. All right, all right, we have so much
more hang on. This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It
(10:31):
is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday, let's do a voicemail or two shot, Sir,
Isaac Kelly, is a proper radio etiquette to be reloading
ammunition while listening to your show? Please let the bar eat.
(10:52):
It's not only proper etiquette, it's preferred. I prefer that
you be loading ammo whow you listen to the show.
That's exactly how I want you, all right, Jesse. Oh,
one last word on the financing thing. Chris was talking
during the break about how he financed the car and
that the salesman asked him, don't pay it off for
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two years. There are different payoff penalty times depending on
the financial institution. Sometimes it's six months, sometimes it's years,
Sometimes it's two years. Unless you want to screw your
salesman over, maybe you dislike him for some reason or
something like that. If your salesman asks that, do that
for him. Remember, I know salesmen have a bad reputation,
(11:36):
but being in sales is a wonderful gig. You provide
people with hopefully good products. You make a living doing it.
It's not a charity. That guy pays his bills, feeds
his family on that. So I'll tell you you stap
at us all the time. We sell r vs. Again,
if you finance it, you get a better deal because
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I get paid from the financial institution. Therefore you got
But we'd ask people the same thing. I would ask people,
if you don't mind wait a year before paying it off.
Most people would, but some would not. They'd get the
better deal and they leave and they pay it off
right away and you and all of a sudden get
a notification. Hey, by the way, your next pick your number,
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your next thousand dollars, your next fifteen hundred dollars. You
don't get that, it's all been taken back away from you.
It look it hurts, man, I'll tell you it hurts.
So just keep that in mind. If they ask you
not to pay it off, it's not just them saying that.
If you pay that off, I know you may never
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see that guy again. Maybe you hate him and you
want to screw him over. I get that's your business.
If he ask you not to pay it off and
you pay it off, you hurt him, for sure. You did.
Ice Cube Jesse. I live in a suburban neighborhood and
my liberal neighbor keeps his garbage cans in his front yard,
creating an eye sore for everyone to see. He actually
sent me a picture of it. Wow, that is a
(12:59):
freaking eyesore. The four of them cheeze and he said
he has a gate nearby and tons of space behind
the gate for his garbage cans. I befriended him them
several years ago, and I'm not sure how to approach this.
Please advise, he said, thanks. His name is Dave, and
he said you can use my name because there's no
(13:19):
way these liberals will ever hear your show. Okay, Dave.
As you know, I recently ran into this a similar
struggle with my neighbor who doesn't mow his lawn. He's
the only one in the neighborhood. And I'm not green
thumb lawn guy, I'm not. But look, when it's a
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foot a foot Chris, I'm not making that up a foot.
When it's a foot deep, brother, everyone's looking at you
and it looks bad. And of course he's the guy
right next to me. So there's my lawn, which is mode,
and then there's the triple canopy jungle that you run
into next door. You made a lot of great suggestions.
(14:06):
My plan was just to go tell him. A lot
of people said, Moe's lawn for him one time. He'll
be so embarrassed it'll never happen again. It's a little
bit more difficult with the trash can. The problem with
this is it's like, uh, let's say your wife has
bad breath or your husband has bad breath. You can
(14:30):
tell them, it's a matter of how and when you
tell them. You see, if it's just you and her,
you and him, you're sitting down you're munching on some
little Debbies oatmeal cream pies. Then you can say, hey, honey,
by the way, you got dragon breath tonight. I don't
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know what's going on. Maybe you're a little sick, but
your breath is pretty bad. That may wound him a
little or her a little, but it's fine. That's different
than when you're out it's couples dinner night and there's
ten people at the table, and you recoil back when
she says something to you and says, oh my gosh,
did you have a poop sandwich for dinner? That is
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going to get you in an entirely different kind of
a conversation with your neighbor. You said you'd befriended him.
Maybe maybe you run into him airfingers quilt, run into
him when you're getting the mail getting your trash. Don't
do it in front of other people. Get him alone
(15:33):
and say hey, would you mind, or even put it
on your neighbor friends if you don't want to be rude. Hey,
a lot of the people were complaining to me about
your trash cans. I don't necessarily think it's a big deal,
but if you could put the trash cans back. It
would be better just make sure he's alone. There's a
great line. HBO did an incredible series on John Adams,
(15:54):
and I'm pretty sure it's called John Adams. Yeah, it's
called John Adams. Highly recommend it, and I think it's
safe for the kiddo. Don't quote me on that, but
I think it's safe for kids. It's great, very historically accurate.
And there's a scene where John Adams, this was his way.
He was blasting away at someone in public, and Benjamin
Franklin takes him out to dinner, takes him out to lunch,
(16:15):
and Adams says to him because Franklin was dressing him
down about it. And Adam says, oh, so I should
have just insulted him in private, And Benjamin Franklin says, yes,
perfectly acceptable to insult a man in private. In fact,
he may one day thank you for it. But you
insult a man in public, he tends to remember it.
(16:36):
You can tell him, tell him privately. All right, All right,
there's a family divided over Donald Trump. Somebody wants to
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You're not a Janis Joplin fan, Chris. She was kind
of a kind of a one hit wonder if we're
being it's that me and Bobby McGee song. And did
you just say who that's the name of the song,
you idiot. I don't know who Bobby is. We never met.
It's the name of the song. It's a good song.
Janis Joplin had has an incredible benefit. And I'm about
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to tell you something awesome that happened to me in
a moment. I'm just so excited right now. But Janis
Joplin has an incredible benefit. Her first name in her
last name with the same letter, and that always sounds cool.
Always one hundred percent of the time it sounds cool.
(19:08):
And I don't know why that is. But there there's
an actress I don't even know what she looks like,
but I heard her name and I was like, that
sounds freaking awesome. January Jones. Doesn't that just sound like
a cool name. It's a freaking cool name, Chris Copeland,
They just something about it. Howard Hughes, It sounds cool
when your first name and last name start with the
(19:30):
same letter. Everyone knows this is true. I can see
you nod in your head right now in the car.
I know, Corey. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Of course,
it's one hundred percent correct. That's one two. Something awesome
just happened to me during the break. I've got to
share it with you and then we'll get back to
the regular are regularly scheduled programming. I got a text
(19:51):
from ob during the break. She was cleaning out the pantry,
going through food stuff and whatnot. She's a huge She's like,
this huge, huge nerd. This does all this stuff around
the house. She found mouse poop. Not just one little
turd either, more than one. We have mice. You have
(20:17):
no idea how great I am at hunting down and
killing mice? What, Chris, what this is my calling? No?
I don't need to call a professional Chris, I am
the professional. Okay, you don't seem to understand. When I
was a child in Ohio, hunting down animals, trapping them,
shooting them was my specialty. We had this window sill.
(20:41):
In Ohio, they have basements. It surprises me. In Texas,
basements are not a thing, and Ohio basements were the norm.
Everyone at a basement. And our basement had a little
window out the top. Now, if you were outside on
the ground, you would obviously have to look down into
the window. And there was this carved out window sill
that was a hole. And my mom used to light
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me up like a Christmas tree because she would come
out and I will have filled that window sill hole
full of animals, turtles and things like that. I got
a squirrel trap from my own man, and I learned
how to catch squirrels, and I used to love to
catch squirrels and I'd keep them as pets when I
wasn't shooting them, I would keep them as pets. And
I even had a little squirrel thing, and I would
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catch the squirrels all the time, and i'd have squirrels
at a squirrel cage. I'd go catch turtles, you name, it. Granted,
I got bit a lot. I got bit. I tried
to attack, and in the ground hornet's nest, that's where hornets. Well, Chris,
you don't understand. There were hornets, and I was eyeballing
the hole in the ground where they were coming out of.
(21:46):
And so I didn't just charge in. I had a plan.
I was looking at the hole and I went stick hunting,
and I found what I thought was going to be
a really really solid stick. I thought i'd eyeball that.
I thought we had the right size going here. And
I waited. I sat and waited like a sniper. I
remember like it was yesterday. I'm on my belly like
I'm on a sniper in Vietnam, and I'm waiting until
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most of the hornets have cleared out. And my plan
is I'm gonna charge in, jam the stick into the hole,
trapping all the hornets underground, and then I'll turn. If
any of them happen to get loose, I will be
too fast and I'll run away. Now I wasn't very fast,
(22:30):
per se, but surely I could outrun hornet. How fast
could they go? So I charge in, jam the stick
in there, and I take off scott Free, completely scott free.
And I get one hundred yards away and oh, turns
out they caught me. They did catch me, and you
know where. The first one got me in the ribs.
(22:52):
He got under my T shirt and jammed me right
in the ribs. Gosh, that freaking hurts so bad. Either way,
I thought it was a good effort. Back to the
animal I am. Have you ever seen Spider Man, the
bad Guy, Craven the Hunter? I want you to think
about me like that, or Jeremiah Johnson, maybe some sort
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of a mountain man type when it comes to the
apprehension of animals. This is what I do. I have
eradicated more mice and rats from houses barns. My grandpa,
Grandpa Hank, on my dad's side, he was a farmer.
He used to just send me out to his barn
where he kept the horses, and my job was just
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to find and kill the mice and the rats. I
was born and bred for this. Bob thought I was
going to be upset. I just texted her back a
little picture that said this is my time or no,
I said, my time has come. I'm unreasonably excited to
get home tonight because our house is going to be
mice free, very very quickly. What Chris do I use
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rat shot inside? Chris, I don't know if I can.
I don't know if it would be right to give
away all the trade secrets right here to you. There
are a lot of things. Listen, listen, there are a
lot of things you just need to come by through experience.
I will I will say, just putting it out there
right now, I will say, location is really really important,
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you know, just chuck a mouse trap down in the
middle of everything. Location is important. It's important, It's very,
very important. Just like Genghis Khan would split his forces
when he was attacking. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, Like
Genghis Khan would split his forces when he was attacking
an empire. It's important to have a multi pronged attack.
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I have before, I've gone with the traditional mouse traps,
the ones that wap, and but that's probably gonna be
a problem because if the wife is asleep and she
hears a snap, and if that mouse starts to squeal
and make noise, she's not going to be okay. So
you're gonna have to have a mixture of snap traps
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of glue traps. I am gonna have to go home.
The worst part of this, really, the worst part is
the fact that I'm gonna have to analyze poop as
if I'm one of the eunuchs in an old Chinese
emperor's palace. You know, they used to take their poop
and they would analyze it to make sure they were
getting enough nutrition. You have to analyze the poop to
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figure out what kind of size we're talking about here.
It's one thing if they're mice, it's another thing. If
they're rats, And if they're rats who have been eaten, well,
they're just gonna laugh at your traditional mouse trap. That's
not gonna cut the mustard. But she thought I was
going to be upset. I've never been more excited. And now,
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remember we were talking earlier in the show about the
professional baseball players and their sons who end up being
professional baseball players because they learned so much from their father.
Don't know what a treat they're in for. When I
get home tonight, it's gonna be boys gather around allow
the professional the animal hunter, the animal trapper, not hunter,
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the animal trapper trapper. Jesse is here to educate you
boys on clearing an infestation out of your home. Gosh, oh, Chris,
I'm gonna be in the attic. I can't wait. I'm
gonna be up into what, Chris, What am I going
to make a hat? Yes? Yes, I'm going to keep
every single mouse I kill, and I'm gonna take him
down to some kind of taxidermist around here, and I'm
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probably gonna get some weird looks, but I'm gonna hand
him an entire box of rats or mice, and I'm
gonna tell him that I want some kind of disinfected
piece of clothing. I don't know that there'll be enough
for a hat. If there's enough for a hat, we
have a very serious problem. But you never know. I
might You know what I might do after the first one.
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I might put him on a spike. That's what I
might do as a message, like Vlad the Paler, as
a message if I catch one in the attic, because
ab is probably not gonna be okay with the mouse
being on a spike in the kitchen or something like that.
But if I catch one in the attic, I'm not
gonna tell her. I'm gonna get a nail and i'm
gonna drive it through like a little little board, and
I'm gonna stick that mouse right on top of that
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spike as a message to the others, and you watch,
it's gonna clear out. Yeah, it's a good point, Chris.
It's good that it's not summer because I could see that.
I could see a smell developing there. But it's not summer.
It's cold out here. I'm coming, mice. Enjoy yourself now,
have your fun now. No no, no, no, no, eat the food.
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I want you to enjoy yourself. Consider it your last meal.
Trapper Jesse's coming now. One thing we can be reasonably
sure of is that Fred will not help at all.
He is pretty good when it comes to human beings,
finding anyone who's outside and making a big old racket
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and maybe trying to bite their head off. He has
proven to be shockingly inadequate when it comes to smaller animals.
I've seen rabbits cross right behind him. He'll be laying
down outside, I mean two feet behind him, and he
doesn't know they're there, and I have to yell and
seriously Fred. Either way, Fred's not gonna help with any
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of this. But I don't need Fred. We just need
him to stay alive and keep being fluffy. And that's
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We'll be back. Get the Cure for Rhinos week days
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with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show before we sail
off into the sunset till Monday. I guess they're not
sailing anywhere. I'm just gonna be home doing chores, catching mice,
you know things that trapper Jesse does. Either way, I
hope you were planning on enjoying your weekend. We don't
(29:24):
have a ton of time left together. I can't stop
laughing about Joe Biden being fake excited about the Christmas
lighting true. What these people are so freaking fake? Hey, Jesse,
I have four adult siblings. I'm the only Trump supporter.
My sibs are all Trump haters. About a year ago
(29:47):
we agreed informally that texts would not include politics. None
of us really followed it. As I became out spoken
about Biden corruption and illegals, my siblings stopped responding. It
appears they set up a separate group text for them.
I'm only I feel they've censored me, and now everyone
is acting like nothing ever happened. Jesse. I know they
are my siblings, but I feel ostracized and extremely disrespected.
(30:10):
I don't really want anything to do with them. What
say you? I will say this. If your siblings are
mistreating you because of politics, that's their problem. However, I
would not be cutting off my siblings unless you knew
for a fact they were mistreating you because of politics. Look,
(30:35):
I tell my sons now, when wherever, if they ever
try to tattle on each other something like that, which
we don't allow in our house. But if they do it,
you know how boys are, well everyone is when you
have siblings, I tell them, right, I tell them point blank,
your brother is going to be with you for your life.
I'm old, I'm going to die, I'll be long gone,
(30:56):
and your brother will still be alive. Who do you
think You're loyalty should lie more with me or your brother.
You don't ever knark out your brother ever. My sister
and I we are very close and it's been a
great aid since my dad passed, and we're trying to
(31:17):
get everything figured out with my mom and what to
do with this and how to figure out this and that.
It's obviously really hard because dad's gone, But I can't
imagine how hard it would be if my sister and
I hated each other or didn't talk. We talk all
the time. Every few days we talk. They're your siblings.
Unless they're purposely mistreating you, still try to maintain as
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much of a relationship as you can. If, however, if
that's too much for them because you're a Trump supporter,
then your siblings have left you. You didn't leave them,
then wash your hands of them and walk away. And
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who wear one. I envisioned snot accumulating at the base
of the ring and then draw, Oh gosh, I'm not
going to go into this, Do I agree or it's
his secondary to the menu. Okay. Now, in my house
this was handled in a very very direct manner. I
grew up. I was a kid in the eighties. I
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was born in eighty one, and that was the time
when all the rock stars started to have ear rings,
guns and roses and all these bands started to have earrings.
And those were famous people back then. Oh look, he's
got an earring. He's got an earring. And I'm sure
at some point in time I expressed fascination with having
an earring, and my father told me in no uncertain terms,
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and he was not kidding that if I ever walked
home with an ear ring, he would tar it out
of my head immediately, not take it out, tear it
out of my ear lobe. And he was one hundred
percent serious. You were not allowed to have long hair,
long fingernails, and you weren't allowed to have earrings, like,
in the words of my dad, like a friggin woman.
So that's how I was raised, and I should note
(34:19):
that those same rules apply in my house. No long hair,
don't you dare have long fingernails. There's not gonna be
any earrings. As I've gotten older, I am more understanding
and merciful of different people who are just different. People
get crazy tattoos on their neck, people pierce all kinds
(34:43):
of things. But to your point, I will say this,
I actually don't judge you if you have all that stuff.
But if you do get things tattoos or piercings, neck
or above, not talking about the you know, the tattoo
you have on your own arm or your chest, neck
or above. If you get those things, it is your
(35:04):
freedom to do. So. Maybe that's who you are, but
you absolutely positively are limiting your employment opportunities in life.
You are no if ans or butts. You are limiting
your employment opportunities in life. When we were you know,
we found Corey just because we couldn't find anyone else.
But when we're kidding, when we were looking for a
(35:26):
new producer after Michael left and we interviewed a bunch
of different people, if I had had an interview with
somebody with a big bull nose ring, that probably would
have been a no for me. Chris, am, I all am?
I all wed in that? What Chris said? What if
she was hot? Chris? We don't hire women all right? Period? Anyway,
(35:52):
that's just know that I'm really not judging, and I
really don't look down on people would have the bull nose.
I'll tell you on chicks when they do that kind
of not the bull one, but the side one and
the nostril. I think it can be kind of hot,
Chris Corey. See Corey, it can be kind of hot. Look,
you don't want to have a bunch of holes in
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your freaking face, but it can be kind of hot.
But just be careful. That's more for the kids than
anyone else. Kids. I get it. You're young, you want
to get crazy. I understand all that. I've been young,
done a lot of dumb things myself. Anything neck or
above is limiting your opportunities. It's your freedom to do that.
It's your life, it's your body. Keep that in mind, sir.
(36:35):
What are your thoughts on replacing Hamburger with ground turkey
for the world famous Jesse Kelly Berger? Don't ever email
my show again. I don't ever want to hear from
you again. Chris, you need to find who emailed this
in and block his email address. I don't care how.
I don't care if it's the sane. I don't care
if it's the Pope that you don't you ever make
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my burgers with ground turkey, and if you do, don't
put my name on that. That's not my Now, put
your phone down and go enjoy your family for the weekend.
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