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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Final
hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. On a wild Tuesday,
bombs are dropping. It's anarchy out here. We're going to
discuss the inherent violence of the communist here, because there's
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a couple latest examples. Democrats continue to get elected on
or elected get arrested on purpose emails. So much more
coming up in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.
I'll get to this, you know what. Let me get
to this email before I get to the violence of
the communist real quick. The guy said, Jesse, I truly
wish you would focus on foreign policy more, especially since
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it's obvious permanent Washington cares more about that than domestic policy.
So on and so forth. Says his name is Sonny.
It's not that I don't care about foreign policy. And
I've discussed foreign policy, and I've brought up Israel Iran.
I know foreign policy does matter. I truly do. I
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know it does, and I bring it up the amount
I want. I'll put it that way. I bring it
up the amount I want. Me personally, this is where
I this is where I This is my base, this
is my foundation when it comes to foreign policy. I'm
just explaining it to you now. I care about America deeply, deeply.
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I care about Americans deeply. I know that makes me
sound hokey, but I'm not even running for office, so
you can actually believe me when I tell you I
love Americans. Whenever I've traveled abroad and I see Americans,
I run up to them, I talk to them, we
talk about where we're It blesses me when I see
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an American flag. Er. Here's something I love the American people.
They are my people. So this is the place I
care the most about. Also, I am unbelievably jaded, and
I'm giving you this just straight up, right in the face.
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I am jaded on America's foreign policy. I am jaded
because I was a participant in it, in the Global
War on Terror. I am jaded because I've seen these politicians.
I've seen these generals, these admirals lie without end. I've
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seen them throw away our people's lives, throw away their bodies.
And I don't trust anyone. I don't trust the intelligence community,
I don't trust the panic on I don't trust politicians
I do not trust America to prosecute a foreign war
the correct way, because I don't think I've ever seen
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America prosecute a foreign war, certainly not in my lifetime,
and they most definitely didn't prosecute the one I was
in in the correct way. So I'm unbelievably jaded and
unbelievably apprehensive about where we're going to go from here.
That's where I stand on it. I don't get invested.
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I'm not emotionally invested in what happens to France, and
I like France. I'm not emotionally invested in the Middle East,
and I actually like a lot of these places and
admire them and like the people, and I'm not emotionally
invested in that as much as I am us here
right here at home. And I believe, for everybody listening,
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as I've said a million times, I believe the greatest threat,
the most dangerous thing on the planet that is happening
right now is not nuclear weapons anywhere. The most dangerous
thing on the planet is our own government turning against us.
Domestic evil is my concern. Speaking of which, let's talk
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about how inherently violent these people are. American Democrats and
how they're getting more and more open with their violence.
They always have to try to fade the heat, cover
up the true evil of it all. But they're just
inherently violent people.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Police, the bomb squad, and the FBI converged on the
home of Kevin Krabbs and Malvern Monday evening, after a
more extensive surge of the home led to the discovery
of a pipe bomb inside. Crabs was arrested Saturday in
Westchester while heavily armed near a No King's protest in
the borough. The arrest was captured on video on High
Street Downtown. According to the affidavit a probable cause, police
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seized a fully loaded handgun, three loaded handgun magazines, six
loaded assault rifle magazines, knives, a ski mask, and gloves
that Krebs was carrying at the time of his arrest.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Headline North Carolina State Democrat deletes account after posting No
King's propaganda video advocating violence. Her name's Julie von Hafen. Oh,
and then there's this little tidbit. Why do you think
the new Democrat position is ice shouldn't wear face masks? Yeah,
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I can just elaborate.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You know, people covering their faces, impersonating police officers. It
erodes trusts in law enforcement, and it undermines committee safety.
That's really what this bill is about, and I think
many law enforcement officials.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Of course, that's not what it's about. Anybody, everybody listening
to the sound of my voice right now, they all
know exactly why Democrats don't want Ice to wear face masks.
They don't want Ice to wear face masks because they
believe in threatening Ice with violence. They want the deportation
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of foreign barbarians to stop Ice. They're the ones on
the ground doing the deportation. So what they want is
they want the ability to use their force, the force
they have at their disposal. And if you're an American
Democrat at any level, the real force you have at
your disposal is millions and millions of mentally ill street animals,
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some foreign, some domestic, who will commit acts of tear
in violence on your behalf. And keep in mind, we
are not dealing with your morality here. That is current. See,
that is political power. If I walk around my town
with a gang of twenty armed thugs with guns and
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spikes and knives, and they will hurt the people, I
tell them to hurt. You may think it is wrong,
and you'd be correct. You may think it's immoral. All
that stuff's true, But guess what that is power. It
is power to a level where I'm going to get
some things I want because I have murderous lunatics around
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me willing to kill the people I dislike. The political power.
The true political power of the American Democrat are the
communist savages on the streets with mental health issues who
will murder and vandalize and hurt people on their behalf.
And the American Democrat knows that it is their power.
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So when Democrats see law enforcement actually enforcing the law,
when they see ice agents enforcing the law, what do
they think to themselves? I want them to stop. How
do I stop them? What power do I have? The
power I have are violent street animals, and I can't
unleash the violent street animals that are my political power.
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I can't unleash them on these federal agents. If these
federal agents cover up their faces, Therefore, I'll try to
make up some lame sounding excuses about how it's about
public Say.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You know, people covering their faces impersonating police officers. It
erodes trusts in law enforcement, and it undermines committee safety.
That's really what this bill is about.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yet everybody knows what the game really is. The game
really is they want ICE agents unmasked so communist animals
can threaten them and maybe even go to their homes,
threaten their lives, their businesses, their wives, their children. That
is the ultimate goal. Terror in violence, it's not a
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bad thing to the communist. It's a political tool to
be embraced. He has always and will always embrace political
violence to the extent he can get away with it.
That's what I've said over and over again. You have
to give these people fear and pain. You have to
start taking the climate nutter that glues themselves to the
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highway and throwing them in state prison for ten years.
That's the only way you will dissuade them. Because when
you are inherently violent, when it is inside of you,
fear and pain is all you understand. If there's a
violent dog, we had one once, we ended up having
to get rid of them. You know, the only way
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to get that violent dog from biting me, my sister,
you had to make him afraid, physically afraid. Otherwise it's
in his head. Violence is what he does. Oh, but
not with Jesse. I remember last time I did that
with Jesse. That didn't go well for me. You have
to treat the Communists the exact same way. They believe
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in violence. It is a core part of what they believe,
and so they will do it. And this is a
reminder to you that you are surrounded with violent, mentally
ill people, people on drugs, people who are suicidal, people
who are nut jobs. Do you have a burner launcher?
Do you have right now, right now, not tomorrow, not
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when you go to work, right now, as you listen
to the sound of my voice. Do you have something
in arms reach that will stop a violent, crazy person
from hurting you? Ah? Jesse, but I can't. I don't
like guns. Berna isn't a gun. It's a launcher that
shoots tear gas balls or kinetic rounds. Nobody dies if
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you're not a gun guy, not a gun girl. Nobody dies. Ah,
I'm a Jesse. It's not legal here. I'm in New York.
Berna is legal in all fifty states. You don't need
a permit, you don't need a background check. Private security firms,
swat teams, they're all carrying Burna's. They have a compact
launcher that's the size of a smartphone. You want something
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keep you safe when you're out jogging. You want something
at work in your car? B Why RNA? You know
what they'll You can even go to a retail store
locally and go try one. Go to Burner dot com,
try one Sportsman's Warehouse, all these retail stores. Go try
one by RNA Berna dot com. All right, some more
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emails and democrats getting arrested.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
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Speaker 1 (11:50):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, Wonderful Tuesday. Member.
You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Love, Hey,
death threats. All are welcome. Let's do some emails here.
Oh this pairs well with the lose weight email read earlier.
Dear menu whisper in world's ranked napper, what's your dream
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meal including dessert using the best item from any fast
food restaurant, for example, fries for McDonald's, chicken sandwich, Chick
fil a frosty. Okay, so this is from Phil, he said,
I can read his name, all right, So here it is. First,
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I'm gonna I'm gonna cheat a little bit on the
entree because I don't know which meal we're dealing with.
If this is breakfast we're dealing with here. While I
am traditionally a huge fan of the sausage burrito or
sausage McMuffin at McDonald's, the pinnacle of fast food breakfast
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sandwich is the Jack in the box breakfast melt. They
have look to have a bunch of different ones, but
it's on this wonderful sour dough bread. It's delicious. That
is peak breakfast. But I think that's probably cheating. So
first and foremost cheeseburger In and Out Burger. There's no question.
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Don't shake your head, Chris. You don't have no taste
at all. You can't. You people can't even eat cheese burgers.
You don't even get it. Stay in this. The cheeseburger
from In and Out Burger is as top notch as
fast food can possibly get. That's one. Two fries, curly
fries at Arby's. Look, I could have gone all Arby's here.
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Arby's doesn't get near the respect it deserves. A roast
beef and cheddar or Arby's curly fries from Arby's. You
know what, I'll take it one step further. It's not
only Arby's Curlyes. Arby's has are we considering, Hey, Chris Corey,
I need a ruling on this. Is Subway considered fast food?
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I don't consider it fast food? Chris? Does Corey? Y'all
let you rule on it. Subway fast food? Yay or nay?
See Chris Corey says no. I said no either. If
Subway was part of they have a drive thruit, most
of them don't, Chris. That's a lie. Anyway, I was
gonna say Subway's cookies are the superior fast food item.
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They're the greatest thing in the world. Since I can't
use that. The cherry turnover at Arby's is the best
fast food dessert on the planet. Did you know that
no one even knows about it. No one even orders
the cherry turnovers. They're like this glorious, just cherry filled thing.
I'm just starving thinking about it. So there you go
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in an out Burger, and then I'm driving right to
Arby's for Arby's Curlyes and in Arby's cherry turnover for
a drink. It's obvious you have to go to Sonic
and get one of their ten thousand calorie lemonades. Hey, Jesse,
I was listening to what you had to say about
the assassination culture and continuing to get worse. You're younger
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than me, but I was twelve when the Iranian hostage crisis.
Then he mentions John Lennon and Pope John Paul and
all this other stuff. It feels to me like we're
at a point in time. He's making good comparison to
that point in time, where she is, I'm sorry, making
good comparison at that point in time. She goes, honestly,
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I love your history segments, so on and so forth. Yeah. Look,
history goes through periods of time. Some are uglier, some
are more war filled, some are more more peaceful. Countries
do the exact same thing and for much the same reasons. Right,
society goes through shifts where things are up and things
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are down. And I mean, and to be honest with you,
to think about this, if we have to count our blessings,
let's take a moment and let's count our blessings. What
if we're going into a period of a lot of
assassinations in America. What if we're going into a period
of wars that America are that we're involved in more
and more. What if we're going into an ugly period
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of life? What if that's the case, why don't celebrate that.
I don't cheer for it. I want the same things
for my life that you want for yours. I want
to live in peace, a little extra money. I want
my kids. I want my sons to get families, to
have satisfying careers, to have a mission in life. Like
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I want all the things that you want. What if
we get chaos? What if we get a society full
of violence, wars and all the economic calamity we've talked
about that that hasn't gone away. What if all that
stuff's coming, Well, I will tell you, I'll be thankful
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for the time I had that was peaceful. We shouldn't
discount that. Think if you were a person, well, I
told you that book one time. I read amazing book.
Blood Lands is the name of the book. Is a
very heavy read. There's a lot of death. I'm mourning
you right now. But the book is called Bloodlands and
it's essentially it's about Ukraine. Kind of that part of
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the world, that part of the world, and how they
were just destroyed by first the communists and then Hitler,
and then the communists and Hitler, and you read it
and you just marvel at human beings who were essentially
born into a living hell where everybody's dying around them
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at all times. And that's the only life they ever knew.
They lived, and they died surrounded by starvation and execution
and misery and horror. That's how a lot of people
have lived on this plan that I have been given
forty three years of a pretty sane, pretty peaceful, pretty
wonderful country. I'm grateful. I'm grateful. Let's talk about democrats
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get getting arrested on purpose. I'm also grateful for that.
Before we get to that, I'm grateful for rough greens.
I'm grateful that we don't have to clean up after
Fred's digestive problems every single meal. It was from the
second we brought him home. We kept changing foods or
maybe he needs this, and maybe he needs that. Nothing worked,
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nothing worked, whatever we gave him, it would come back
up every single time. Poor ob Because you know she's
the one doing ninety nine percent of the cleaning let's
be honest. One hundred percent of the cleaning she was
at wits end. She's going through paper towels and cleaning supplies.
One thing worked wasn't changing the food. It was sprinkling
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rough Greens on the food. Rough Greens is the only
chance your dog had as it getting the vitamins and
minerals and digestive enzymes and probiotics that should be in
his food but are not. Sprinkle it on your dog's food.
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We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing, absolutely
amazing Tuesday. If you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes. So
human beings learn, I learn, You learn, We observe things,
and we learn always getting wiser. Hopefully well not Chris,
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but you and me. We're always getting wiser. Democrats, communists,
they encountered something they didn't expect. And here's what it was.
They they put in position all these communists throughout the
federal government, communist judges, communist FBI agents, communists das ags
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across the country. They put into place all these communists
with the intention, of course, of using power. We've talked
about that many times. They believe in using power and
stopping Donald Trump became what Democrats campaign on. It's been
ten years of Donald Trump now and Democrats from the
highest levels to the lowest levels. You have Democrat city
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councilmen who will have no idea about anything that has
to do with Trump, and they'll have nothing to do
with Trump. They'll campaign on, I'm going to fight Trump.
I'll stop Trump. Fighting Trump gets you elected if you're
a Democrat, being the one who's gonna stop Trump. Okay, now,
these communist das and ags. Democrats wanted to stop tromp,
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and so communists did what they do in their defense.
They were just doing what they've always done. Hey, we
control the FBI, we control the DJY. Why don't we
just arrest him. Why don't we just make up some
crimes in New York federal crimes. Why don't we just
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invent some crimes and arrest him. What's going to stop us.
Who's going to stop us? We have the power. And
once the American people see Donald Trump arrested, Once the
American people see that he is a convicted felon, Remember
how long they tried to go with that, ah a
convicted felon. Once the American people see that, they will
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move on from Trump. At best, we'll get to throw
them in prison or kill him. They try to do both,
but at worst, at least he won't win the election
because he got arrested. But something happened. They did not anticipate.
Donald Trump was in a primary at the time, and
I think, my opinion, we'll never know. My opinion is
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that Donald Trump was always going to win the Republican
primary against Ron De Santis. He's just he's the most
powerful Republican in the country, most popular Republican. But it
was going to be at least looking at the numbers,
a for real primary. DeSantis was closing and closing and closing.
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He started out, it was something like twenty points out
and I think he was down to ten points. He
was closing the gap. People were hearing this Rond De
Santis guy. Everyone knows he's the best governor in the
country and they're thinking to themselves, well, maybe we should
look at him, and then boom, Donald Trump gets elected.
Primary was over over arrest or what I say elected?
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I said elected, never bet Boom Donald Trump. It's arrested.
Primary over. I don't think the primary ever got within
twenty points. Again, it was mostly thirty points. The communists
arrested Donald Trump thinking they were going to get him.
They arrested him, and it made him the nominee immediately. Okay,
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so not ideal for the communists, but nothing an assassin's
bullet can't fix. So they get some nutball in Pennsylvania,
possibly with the aid of federal law enforcement. That's another
story entirely. He assumes a building one hundred and forty
eight meters from Donald Trump, takes aim, makes the shot.
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Remember he made that shot. Donald Trump happens to turn
his head at the exact moment grazes him in the
ear instead of blowing his head off. Oh crap, but hey,
that's the bad news. The good news is, yeah, he's
the nominee. Yeah, we didn't blow his head off the
way we wanted to. But at least in the general election,
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the other voters are going to care. Sure, the Republican
primary voter may prefer Donald Trump because he got arrested,
but general election voters are going to feel differently. Nope,
the polls showed exactly the opposite. The polls showed that
Donald Trump's arrests and prosecutions made him more popular, not
just with you, not just with me, with norm in Norma,
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I know, I just hit the microphone, Chris. It's fine.
That didn't hit it twice. I hit it one time. Anyway,
Donald Trump's arrest and prosecution and conviction never hurt him
with the American public. It made him more popular with
the American public. So the communists were one frustrated by that,
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and two they learned from that. If getting arrested on
camera helps earn you the nomination, if getting arrested on
camera helps win you elections, well maybe I should get
down on that. If that's what the American people want,
maybe I should get down on that. We just came on.
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We're on the heels of California Senator Alex Padilla obviously
getting arrested, getting handcuffed on purpose because he rushes the
podium when Christy Nolan was up there, no federal law
enforcement agency worth their salt is going to allow some
unidentified person to rush the podium when the head of
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DHS is giving a speech and he gets handcuffed, thrown
to the ground. But he didn't let it go. He's
not embarrassed. He has been milking this bad boy for
all it's worse, for all it's worth, to the point
he's got the crocodile tears out on the Senate floor today.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
As seeing the video, I was pushed and pulled, struggled
to maintain my balance. Oh gosh, I was forced to
the ground, first on.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
My knees, definitely not his first time, and then.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Flat on my chest, his chest, and it's those handcuffed
and marched down a hallway, repeatedly asking why am I
being detained?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Not once did they tell me why is he really upset? No,
he's not upset. He did it all on purpose, and
he did it all on camera, and now he's giving
speeches on the Senate floor because he believes that is
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currency now in the Democrat Party. The Democrat Party watched
all their law fare on Trump not only fail, it
helped make him president again. And they learned a lot
of very terrible lessons from that, but one of the
worst lessons they learned was getting arrested on camera. As
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a politician in America, makes you look like a rebel,
makes you look like one of the people, makes you
look like somebody the people can trust, and it helps
your poll numbers, which, of course brings us to New
York City. New York City has this awful mayoral campaign
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going on. Cuomo's involved. They have all these freaks vying
for power in America's most important city, and that brings
us to Brad Lander. Brad Lander, a mayoral candidate who
wasn't getting a lot of traction in New York, figured
out a good way to get some of that traction.
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He showed up at immigration court to campaign on behalf
of an illegal and intentionally got himself arrested by linking
arms with the guy when they were trying to detain him.
You can now go on social media, maybe you already had,
and watch Bradlander getting arrested and whining about it. This
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will continue. Gavin Newsom's been begging for it. JB. Pritzker
has been begging for it. Democrats getting themselves arrested is
now clearly a plan for them. That's where we're at me.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. Remember you miss
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you tune into it tonight. I know it's going to
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be all bombs and flames and buildings. I know your
social media feed, if you have social media, whatever it is, Facebook, Instagram,
whatever it is. I know your social media feed will
be endless missiles and reports of this and reports of that,
and don't doom scroll all night. You can't trust anything
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you see right away. You can't trust anything you see
or hear during war period. What's that old saying. It's old,
old ancient saying. In war, the first casualty is the truth.
You don't know who's putting out what information, and what
motivation they have to put out that information. You don't
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know who's being paid by someone on social media. You
don't know what footage is old, what footage is fake,
what headline you don't know, and I don't know. I'm
not trying to point fingers. We don't know. So what
do we do when we don't know? Stop breathe, digest
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all the information. I'm not saying stop looking, but give
everything time, give it some time. Tomorrow we will revisit everything.
And what we'll do is we'll digest everything that happened, well,
everything that's happening right now, everything that's happened in the
past twenty four hours. We will digest it once we've
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had a day to try to work out what is
real what is not real. But calm down, take in
what you can take in. And if you can feel
yourself with your blood pressure rising, your panic rising, you're
canceling vacation plans. You're living in fear. If you can
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feel that creeping in, that's very human. Doesn't mean you're wrong.
It means you need to put the phone down. Put
your phone down. The sun will rise again tomorrow. I
promise we'll figure all this out together, you and me
like we always do. All right, don't worry, don't worry.
All right. You know what I was going to do,
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more politics. I don't want to do that. Let's do
a couple emails. I think that's enough heavy stuff for
the night, especially with everything going on. It has everybody
up in a panic. Hey, Jesse, a couple of days back,
you were disparaging meat loaf and I was yelling at
the radio. I love meat loaf, But the more I
think about it, do I really love meat loaf. It's
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all the extra stuff I love, like cheese and gravy
and bacon that I smother my meatloaf with. Also reminds
me of my wife who quote loves salad, but her
salad is twenty percent greens and eighty percent dressing, cheese,
bacon bits and other stuff. Anyway, I love the show.
Bring on the Kama Kazi History Lesson. He says. His
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name is Chris, and I know the next history lesson
I do is going to be on the Kamakazis. You
should know two things. One, I have already begun working
on it. Two, it's not coming next week. I'm going
to take a lot of time, just like I did
on the last one. And I will not come and
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do it on the show until I can do it right,
until I feel like I can present it in the
right way. That's interesting that you will enjoy. I'm not
going to do it. Two. I've said this about a
million times on the show. But let me make just
a simple rule going forward when it comes to food.
You with me here, it is beware of food that
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has bacon in it. Now, let me clarify, Chris has
not converted me to judaism. I am not only a
bacon fan. I made another ten pieces this morning for
myself and my sons. Granted I got two of them.
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But I am a bacon freak, a bacon super fan.
But whenever you see bacon, wrapped, bacon, bits, bacon, this bacon,
that it is oftentimes the canary in the coal mine
that you are eating subpar food that is trying to
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prop itself up using the greatness of bacon. You've got
to try my meat loaf. I don't like meat loaf, no,
but mine's wrapped in bacon. Yes, I'm sure it's quite tasty.
Because you've decided to feature bacon with a hunk of
meat in the middle of it, You're not featuring your
meat loaf. If meat loaf was any good, it wouldn't
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need bacon in it. It wouldn't need any of those
things at all. When you see bacon as an ingredient
in anything, it should give away to you that it's garbage.
Me I'm gonna give you something embarrassing. And I know
you're gonna make fun of me because you're mean to me,
but I'm gonna give you something embarrassing. Anyway. I have
grown fond of something. I kept trying a bite of
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Obs whenever she would order it when we were out,
A wedge salad. You know what a wedge salad is,
just a big lettuce wedge, which is disgusting, but they
cover it with blue cheese dressing and what else did
they put on it? Every time bacon bits? I've started
to eat a wedge salad because Obs always you need
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more bangies. I don't want you to die, and I
doing all that thing. So I've been starting to eat
a wedge salad. Have you ever once heard me come
on here and talk about the greatness of salad? I've
ordered a probably a couple wedge salads both times we've
eaten out in the last month. I've I've ordered a
wedd salad. But I didn't come on here and tell
you about the greatness of salad. You know why I'm
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not naive. It's not the big hunk of disgusting lettuce
that's delicious. It's the blue cheese and the bacon bits
mixed together. You get a little salty, a little bit
of tang from the blue cheese. The lettuce is garbage.
It's barely it has no reason to be there whatsoever.
That doesn't make salad great because you cover it in
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blue cheese and bacon. Doesn't make salad great. Salad sucks.
Same thing about meatloaw. And now here's a headline, but
you know, you know the thing. Headlines we didn't get
to red state Republicans far to the left of their
voters according to a study. This is from Just the News.
I'm not gonna go down the list of all the
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embarrassing Republicans we have from red states, because who should
be embarrassed is me and you. The Republican primary voter
has so failed to participate in our primary process that
we are represented in the United States Senate by a
bunch of filthy, low t comies like James Langford and
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John Cornyn. That should never be the case in a
red state. I didn't mean to go off on that.
That means I only got to one headline, but we'll
be back tomorrow if we're all still alive anyway. That's
all