December 11, 2025 • 35 mins
The NATO Chief is warning about WW3 but why? Who would sign up to fight in a war in Europe? A better way to respond to communism. Always playing defense. College is a ripoff. Why is Newsom trying to signal on an 80/20 issue?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Thursday. I have been having a real good time.
We're gonna talk about COVID shots. The chief of NATO
just said something horrifying. There was another museum heist. People
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were leaving college. We have emails. There's so much to
get to in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.
Now I should let you know this about the whole
Rhodesian history thing. Since we just finished Part three, I
told you Part four is gonna be Monday, not tomorrow.
Tomorrow's ask Doctor Jesse Friday, but Part four's Monday. And originally,
(00:55):
talking to Chris and Corey about it, we were going
to start it again on Tuesday, because you know, Monday,
Medal of Honor Monday. I began to grow concerned. Why.
I'll just tell you how last night went. I wasn't
going to tell you. I was talking to Chris about
it beforehand, and he said, you should tell them this.
(01:15):
I have an obsessive personality that can sound wonderful, and
it can be wonderful, and it can also be terrible.
If I have a song I like, old or new.
I am that guy. I will listen to it ten
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times in a row, and within two days I will
hate it. I'll never want to hear it again because
I obsess over it. Isn't that stupid, It's stupid. It
is with food. I do this. When I find a
new restaurant, a new sandwich, a new something, I'll eat
it as often as I can until I'm sick of it,
and then I hate it forever. It's a stupid, stupid thing.
(02:01):
When it comes to things like history stuff, when I
find a topic that fascinates me, I just consume it
in every way I possibly can. Last night, you know
I've already I told you I had finished all my
research on the Rhodesian bushboard stuff, so I thought I
could bring you a good history thing of it. Last night.
(02:25):
Bob was tired, went to bed. The boys were stuck
with all this homework, so I had nobody to hang
out with last night. I spent my night doing more
research on it, so the notes got bigger last night.
Therefore I am.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I think.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I think one or two more episodes I think should
be it. I think, and that'll already make it the
longest one we've ever done. I came in today and
I told Chris the same thing I'm going to tell
you now. I started to get a little worried about
not finishing before Christmas. I'm not going to do that
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to you. I swear if my final show before Christmas
or the Christmas break has to be the whole thing,
will I will not leave you on a cliffhanger for
the Christmas break. I swear I will not do that.
I will not. But I started to get a little
bit concerned. And so there you are, all right. I
think tomorrow, not tomorrow, but Monday, when I do the
(03:25):
next one, there'll be individual operations I'll go into that
are freaking sick. It's just amazing. You're gonna love it
all right now, Chris, since we touched on it in
the opening hour, I'm gonna go ahead and play for
you something the head of NATO said. And when you
consider that Larry Fink from Blackrock is involved in the
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Russia Ukraine negotiations and then you hear things like this,
it does tend to raise your eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
No, we need to be ready because at the end
of this first quarter off the twenty first century, conflicts
are no longer fought at arms length. Conflict is at
our door. Russia has brought war back to Europe, and
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he must be prepared for the skill of war. Our
grandparents and great grandparents and George imagine it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Go ahead, stop, go ahead, stop what Russia is at
our doorstep, and we must be prepared for the scale
of war. Our grandparents endured there's going to be a
World War three. Now, I hate to be a conspiracy theorist.
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I'm not going to spend a long time on this,
but just going to put this out there. Europe, European countries,
certainly the major ones, Germany, Britain, France, they have filled
their country up with third world barbarians to a degree
that honestly puts us to shame with what we've done here.
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They have filled their countries up with third world barbarians.
They are everywhere. They have taken political power in these places,
and the barbarians, they of course can't help themselves. They're
acting like barbarians, murdering and raping and stealing everything, you know,
all the things barbarians do. We have seen in recent
years the rise of what they call right wing political parties,
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but they're not even that right wing, just native patriotic
European parties rising up saying get these people out, no deportations,
get them out. It's such a problem. In France, they're
arresting the opposition leader that the quote right wing opposition
leader who wanted to deport people. Now, again, I don't
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want to be a conspiracy theorist, but if war was
to break out with Russia, let's just call it Russia
and Europe. If war was to break out, who do
you think would be signing up to join the militaries
of those European countries to go fight those dirty Ruskies?
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Do you think the one hundred thousand men who just
got there from Syria are going to run and put
on a German uniform? Or do you think it would
be native patriotic Germans putting on a German uniform to
go fight and die. Now, hypothetically speaking, let's say I'm
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an evil communist tyrant in charge of we'll just say Germany.
I'm an evil communist tyrant. I hate my people, certainly
the patriots. They are the only threat to my power.
I just want all the money and power in the world,
and I want to import as many Third worlders as
I can to make sure they'll give me political power. Okay,
(06:59):
what would be a really, really great way to get
rid of some of those pesky patriots? You following with me?
It's not hard to imagine communist European leaders sending their
own men to be slaughtered on purpose. And then could
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you imagine the home front in Britain, France, Germany if
all those patriotic young men clearly the only thing holding
the animals at bay. Now all those patriotic men went
to go die in Ukraine and all the animals are
left back home with the women and children. Yeah, let's
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hope that doesn't come all right? All right? Now, there's
an article out in the Atlantic, and I am not
going to spend a lot of time on it because
I think it's almost pointless at this point in time.
But the headline is, yes, some children may have died
from COVID shots. My wife had a conversation today with
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a friend of hers. This lady is in her mid
forties and she is a triathlete. Triathlete, she has a
hard time forming sentences. Now you know why she has
a hard time forming sentences. She went and got two
COVID shots and stroked out at forty four. Now she
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has to spend her time, Lovely Lady has to spend
her time learning how to talk again. They're printing articles
now about the children who died from the COVID shot.
They're printing studies now indicating an astronomical rise in cancer
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for people who took the COVID shot. Who's going to
pre for this Because I remember both political parties in America.
I remember our medical institutions in America. I remember all
kinds of doctors doing everything they could do to manipulate
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you in me into shooting that poison into our bodies.
In fact, I remember the Democrat President of the United
States of America signing an executive order trying to have
all of us fired if we didn't take the COVID chop.
And now years later, you think you can just print
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some studies and articles talking about how it killed kids,
destroyed lives, and no one goes to prison for that.
We demand justice, And if these institutions ever won our
trust back, they would start throwing some of their own
into prison. I am deeply sorry if you yourself have
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suffered from some of this stuff and I know that
chances are you have. It aggravates me to no end.
I hope the bad people who did this to us
suffer in some way. I know that's probably not Christian,
but I do. I hope the people who did this
to us for money and power, I hope they suffer.
I hope they suffer in the same way you suffer.
(10:21):
Let's do some emails, shall we. I got to clear
out some room anyway, We'll do a museum heist and
some emails next. This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday. Do
not forget that Tomorrow is ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and
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you need to get your questions emailed in right now.
Don't wait till tomorrow. They're already stacking up on us.
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse isn't Jasmine Crockett
a representative from Dallas. For the love of a just
merciful God, tell me there's no chance in hades she
could be elected senator in Texas. Isn't corning bad enough? No,
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Jasmin Crockett's not going to get elected senator in Texas.
Jasmine Crockets run for Senate in p In in Texas
is just it's just a popularity play. It's just a
it's just a play to raise her brand. As I
told you before, when you raise money, why does uh?
Why does Coca Cola advertise on TV? What is the
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point that costs a lot of money to buy ad
spots to produce the TV commercials? Why do you do that?
You're always trying to get knowledge of your brand out there.
It only helps Coca Cola if more people know about
Coca Cola, crave a Coca Cola. These scumbag politicians who
have no sense of duty whatsoever, like Jasmine Crockett, that
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they don't ever think about your country, or their district,
or their state, those thoughts. They don't have time for
those thoughts. They only think about themselves. How do I
get more famous? How do I get more popular? How
do I get on more private jets five star hotels?
Just selfish, narcissistic scumbags is what they all are. If
your Jasmine Crockett, if she gets the Democrat nomination for
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Senate in Texas, and there's probably a good shot at
that because the Democrat primary voting base are a bunch
of brain dead communist animals. So if they choose Jasmine Crockett, now, well,
Jasmine Crockett's going to have tens of millions of dollars
to spend building her brand. Yes, it's going to be
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a losing campaign. I mean, look, you just can't. You
can't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You're going to flip the house. But what good is
flipping the house if the only thing that we're doing
is shine a light on all the bad that is
being done. The only way that you don't know what
was being done is if you're just not paying attention.
Like it is clear that they are criminals. It is
clear that they have killed people. It is clear that
they don't give a job about the people that actually
voted for them. All of this stuff is clear.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Gona get elected in Texas. But by the time she's
done losing her Senate race, her brand will be bigger
than it is now. Jesse so much eleftics. Tactics are
designed to put us on the defensive. The other day
I made a comment about a movie and a lefty said, oh,
so it's okay for a manned event, but not okay
for a woman. My comment had nothing to do with
gender whatsoever. And as I explained myself, I realized I'd
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already lost the battle. When these things come up and
I feel the need to defend or explain myself, what
is a better way to respond? I need go to
responses so I don't fall into this trap. Any advice? Okay, Well,
first of all, you already recognize that it is a trap.
Remember when communists, when your liberal aunt Pegy says you're
a Nazi, it's designed to put you on the defensive.
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That's why they do that. They want you to stop
talking about issues, logic, statistics, any of these things. If
instead they have you talking about I'm not a Nazi,
but what are you talking about? I have black friends,
I know Jewish producer Chris. I can't be a nut.
You've already lost now by insulting you with false accusations,
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the communist has you arguing about something that's completely unrelated
to their communism. So the first thing you have to
you have to know, and you have to know this.
You have to know they're trying to hurt your feelings
to create an emotional response. Just don't let them. And
this can be easier for some. For instance, a soulless
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person like me. What does my mentor, Michael Berry call
me a sociopathic narcissist, A soulless person like me. I
can't be offended. It's not possible for you to offend me,
for anybody to offend me, it's just not You can
insult my face, my life, my wife, my beliefs. None
of it will offend me. I'm not gonna lose a minute,
a sleepover. I don't care. That's hard, that's it's harder
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for nice people, for good people. But if you're a nice,
good person, certainly women, this hurts women. Don't let them
get to you like that. Don't let just let those
false accusations brush right by you. And always remember you
play offense with the communist. If you feel the need
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to respond, you do not defend yourself against false, ridiculous accusations.
If they lob one, you lob one right back. They're
a Nazi, you're a pedophile? What I never No, no, no, no, no,
you're a pedophile. You can't call me that. Hey, we're
making unfounded, really insulting accusations here, So you're a pedophile.
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Prove me wrong, Prove me. I love doing it to people.
When they try that with me, they get so completely
discombobulated because the tactic itself is designed to have you
on defense, not offense. They make an accusation. If you
feel the need to respond, and remember you don't always
have to they make an accusation, you make one, and
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remember probably the most effective way is to just be
calm about it. They're banking on you getting angry. That's
what they want. They want your anger when you stay
calm and never let them get off the subject at hand.
Maybe you're talking about illegal immigration. Maybe they thought calling
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you a NAXI would work. Maybe they dropped some stupid
bumper sticker line immigrants built America. They love that one.
Never let them off of the topic. No, no, no, no, no no.
We're talking about the Somali fraud in Minneapolis. Well, immigrants
built this country. I'm talking about the Somali fraud in Minneapolis.
Do you want to address the Smali fraud in Minneapol.
Well you're a Nazi. We're talking about the Somali fraud
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in Minneapolis. Are we going to address this? Some don't
let them get you off the subject. They're trying to
get you off the subject. All right, all right, let's
talk about people leaving college in a museum heist. Next,
Jesse Kelly returns. Next, it is The Jesse Kelly Show
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on a magnificent, magnificent Thursday. Tomorrow's ask Doctor Jesse Friday.
Get your questions emailed in if you missed any part
of the show, download the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Gavin Newsom,
much as I despise him as a pretty savvy political operator,
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Gavin Newsom has wanted to be president since well probably
since he came out of the womb, doesn't even really
hide the fact he want to be president. He's one
of those guys, which means I'm very surprised he was
dumb enough to put this on camera, sits down on
some lefty podcast and says this, we didn't get into transports.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
That's an issue no one wants to hear about because
eighty percent of people listening disagree with my position on this.
But it comes from my heart, not just my head.
It wasn't a political evolution. It was position being that
I don't think it's fair. I want to see trans kids.
I have a trans God's son. There's no governance.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I want to see trans kids. This is a different
political world than one that has really ever existed in
history because so much is social media driven now, so
much advertising is social media driven now. Even when I
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was running for Congress, which is not ancient history, it's
twenty ten, that's fifteen years ago, we had a budget,
you know, you had to raise money to run for Congress.
We had a budget, and your money it all went
to television commercials, and of course things you would mail
out to people, little cards, you know, I'm the best,
my opponents the devil, that kind of that kind of thing,
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bumper stickers and whatnot. But really the main advertising form
was television commercials. You wanted to go buy TV spots
on Fox News or the History Channel or wherever TV commercials.
But today, yes, there's still money in TV commercials, that
money goes a lot of it to social media now.
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I remember I sat down with the United States senator
who I know, he was running for reelection at the time,
and he pulled up for me an Excel spreadsheet of
their campaign finances and where it went. Now this is
a United States senator. They were spending more money on
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online advertising than television advertising. So what's this have to
do with Gavin Newsom. Well, human beings today do not
have the attention span they used to have. I'm not
dogging on us, but it's just that's the social media world.
Everything is fast now quick. People just don't have that
same level of attention. Campaigns now run on ten fifteen
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second online ads that they get dropped into that YouTube
channel you're watching or or that podcast you're listening to.
That's where advertising money is spent. Gavin Newsome is on
the way wrong end of an eighty twenty issue for
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the American people. The tranny stuff grosses people out. They
think it's weird, probably evil. They don't want anything to
do with it, and they most definitely do not want
it in front of their children. They don't want their
children to do it. This is an issue the LGBTQ
demon mob has officially lost. They've lost on this issue.
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The American people are done with it now. Gavin Newsom
understands full well every time he speaks in a sentence,
every single time that sentence, it could be clipped for
an ad against him in the future. Believe me, these
people think in this way. Every single time he talks,
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it can be used against him in the future, and
when they run that political ad in the future, they're
not going to be nice and provide any kind of
context at all. Now, let's fast forward to twenty twenty eight.
We've finished a primary season, we have a GOP nominee,
we have a Democrat nominee. Let's just say, for the
sake of argument, Gavin Newsom is the Democrat nominee for president.
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How much money do you think the Republicans are going
to spend making sure every person who watches TV spends
time on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat, anything else. How
much time and money do you think Republicans are going
to spend making sure every parent in the United States
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of America sees the Democrat nominee say that we didn't
get into transports.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
That's an issue no one wants to hear about because
eighty percent of people listening disagree with my position on this.
But it comes from my heart, not just my head.
It wasn't a political evolution. It was position being that
I don't think it's fair. I want to see trans kids.
I'm a transcar I want to see trans kids. Is
going to be in so many GOP ads. They're going
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to drown Gavin Newsom in that I know why he
did it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I actually asked my buddy John Phillips about it because
I said to him, Hey, this is a very sharp
political guy. As much as I hate him, why would
he do this? He knows, he knows it's a losing issue.
You even hear him in the clip. I know eighty
percent of the people listening disagree with me. He knows
the numbers, he knows the issue. Why did he do it? Well?
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He tried to do the conservative podcast circuit, was on
some shows. He was on Sean Ryan's show. Sean Ryan's
a great dude, and Sean asked him about the tranny stuff.
And you remember he tried to walk that tight rope
on the Sean Ryan Show. Remember when we played that
clip for you. He's doing the best he can to
try to walk the tight rope. So the anti tranning
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people kind of think he's with them, But the pro
training people think is with them. Remember what thisiness out went?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
What about for your values? I mean, is eight years
old too young?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yeah? I mean, look, I now that I have a
nine year old just became nine. Come on, man, I
get it. So those are legit you know, it's interesting
just the issue of age.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I haven't.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
I'm as I and as someone that's been so focused
on equality broadly LGBT writes, particularly gay marriage, the trans
issue for me is also novel. It's over the last
few years. I'm trying to understand as much as anyone else,
whole pronoun thing, trying to understand all of that.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
He was trying to walk that tightrope. I asked John
Phillips why he would screw up and say I want
to see trans kids. John Phillips said, Gavin Newsom got
crucified in his own party for that SoundBite you just heard.
Gavin Newsom tried to walk the tightrope, and the communists
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savaged him for it, forcing him to do the left
wing podcast Circuit Now and talk about how pro tranny
he is. So anyway, unrelated, I'm gonna read you two
different headlines that are Wow, what a great what a
great combination. Headline Drexel Medical School module makes anti racism
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and CRT part of doctor's ethical duty. That's from campus Reform.
I think that pairs very well with this headline. More
than half of college graduates are working in jobs that
don't require degrees. The American people are slowly catching on
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to the fact that college is a ripoff lots of
the time, and you can go and spend a fortune
and get that degree, maybe lose your mind, maybe lose
your soul, and there's a decent chance at the back
end of that you won't even be able to find
a job in the field where you got the degree.
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Parents are starting to catch on to the fact that
the kids are getting brainwashed, and probably just it's importantly corporations,
companies in America, they're starting to catch on to the
fact that that college degree that's not a guarantee of anything.
In fact, there's a possibility that college degree is a
red flag. Wait, you went to school where what? Ooh
(25:54):
they're not a communist, are you. Companies are figuring out
the product they're getting from the university system is subpar,
and they're looking elsewhere. That's why Corporate America is eliminating
its degree requirement for so many positions. Just remember, the
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Jesse A museum heist. Next Jesse Kelly. It is the
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Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
on a magnificent Thursday. Get your questions emailed in for tomorrow.
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Had a blast doing
more Rhodesian Bush War history. Part three was tonight. Part
four is Monday. We'll do Medal of Honor Monday and
(27:48):
then we'll tackle it. Don't worry. I'm not gonna shaft
you out of a whole segment on the Rhodesian Bushwar
on Monday. I'll go an extra segment on it in
hour three on Monday. That way you get the full
hour as promised. All right, all right, Jesse. Ignoring the
CBO's charts for a second, what do you think there
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is the realistic timeframe to get the national debt from
over thirty four trillion to zero dollars? Is it fifty years,
one hundred, two hundred? Oh? Never? Never? Yeah, never. You
can't pay off thirty seven trillion dollars in debt. It's
not possible. And you know another thing that's holding us
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back is they're not even trying. Remember, they run on spending.
Inflation is bad because of spending and money printing, and
yet they never cut spending ever, even the scheduled increases
in spending. If somebody in Washington talks about decreasing the
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scheduled increase, like, hey, we're gonna spend ten percent more
next year, and some guy says, ah, the debt's really bad,
could we make get five percent, that guy is treated
as some soulless monster, who wants people to die. I
am convinced that they will never cut spending until we
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have something catastrophic. Who knows what that would be, right,
a great depression, a complete collapse of the currency. You're
better off, your mental health is better off if you
never think about it. All right, just do yourself a favor.
When it comes to debt. What Chris Chris said, what
happens when countries break up? What happens to that debt?
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A variety of things happen, But I'll tell you this,
other countries will buy it. Other countries will buy up
the debt, and they'll get It's a big old friggin mess.
Thirty seven trillion dollars. By the way, I think I
found some people for our secret club. I am. Yes.
We are getting your emails, your applications. People are trying
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to buy their way in. Women are of course dying
to get in, but they are barred from entry. Ladies,
you are not allowed in, and it's because you're a woman.
I can't make this clear. Remember that discrimination is underrated.
I am a huge fan of discrimination. We do not
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let foreigners in, we do not let women in. This
is a secret club for American men. However, these guys
might have a place in it. More than six hundred
British Empire artifacts are stolen from a museum. I'm not
saying we're any legal club, and I don't want anybody
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stealing things, but I feel like, I feel like, on
the kind of missions we're going to be on, it
would be beneficial to have a heist crew of some kind,
don't you, Chris, I feel like a heist crew. What what? Oh? Yeah,
I forgot you're not allowed in. Well I can still
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ask you questions maybe one day. Maybe one day we'll
let you do some accounting or something for us, something
for us. You're the fence. Good call, yeah, definitely the
jewelry friends, there's no question about that. Everyone knows you
probably know people. That's a really good call, Chris. That's
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for three weeks. All I'm asking you if your pain
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Isn't it worth? Nineteen ninety five one eight hundred the
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number four relief or go to relief factor dot com. Jesse,
if you won't do a history dive on Stalin, will
you do one on the East India Trading Company feels
it fits very well with your assessment of the British Empire,
so on and so forth. We've done history stuff on
Stalin before, haven't we, Chris, They've talked a lot a
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lot of Stalin. I feel like we've talked a lot
of Stalin. May me, I haven't. Maybe I haven't done
a lot of Stalin East India Trading Company is actually
a very fascinating story as well. But the problem is,
I'm already doing a long Rhodesian Bush War history thing
that's a year, that's an an English colony. I have
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no earthly idea what the next history story I'm going
to do. I have no idea what it's going to
be on. I feel like it can't be that because
it's kind of it's similar, totally different era, but very
similar what Chris Chris said, maybe next December. Look, buddy,
let's not plan out the whole next year. I don't
(33:32):
know what. I don't know what I want to do
the next one on. If you have something that's near
and dear to your heart, you're welcome to ask. I
may very well say no, I don't know, but you're
welcome to ask. Anyway, here we go, and now.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Why you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't
get to Japan. Hundreds get car driving licenses suspended for
drunk cycling. Apparently they were almost nine hundred cyclists they
got their driver's licenses suspended. Now, drinking and driving is bad,
(34:08):
But why is drinking and driving bad? Because you can
hurt other people. Right, if you're drinking and cycling, you're
only going to hurt yourself. I don't even know that
that should be against the law. GOP lawmaker unveils a
bill to ensure father's shoulder fifty percent of the pregnancy expenses. Yes,
(34:31):
that's exactly what we need in this country. More laws
that attack men when it comes to fatherhood and marriage.
That has definitely worked out very very well for us
so far. Federal judge strikes down Trump's executive order blocking
wind energy projects. We can never take this country back
completely until we remove judges. The low t GOP we
(34:52):
have now doesn't have the stomach for it in the future,
though we will. Har Meat Dylan, who I love. AOC
is created in allow but still better for Dems than Newsome.
She is well aware of Gavin Newsom. Gavin Newsom may
be a problem for us. The Trump administration seizes an
oil tanker off the Venezuelan coast. I want an oil tanker.
(35:15):
They're just so big. I would like to actually live
on an oil tanker if you could fit it, because
they're huge. Chris, They're huge, and it'd be really cool.
We could do like a pirate radio show from there
be amazing. Ask doctor Jesse Friday is amazing, and it's
coming to Mad. You ready to have some fun? That's
(35:35):
all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Thursday. I have been having a real good time.
We're gonna talk about COVID shots. The chief of NATO
just said something horrifying. There was another museum heist. People
(00:31):
were leaving college. We have emails. There's so much to
get to in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.
Now I should let you know this about the whole
Rhodesian history thing. Since we just finished Part three, I
told you Part four is gonna be Monday, not tomorrow.
Tomorrow's ask Doctor Jesse Friday, but Part four's Monday. And originally,
(00:55):
talking to Chris and Corey about it, we were going
to start it again on Tuesday, because you know, Monday,
Medal of Honor Monday. I began to grow concerned. Why.
I'll just tell you how last night went. I wasn't
going to tell you. I was talking to Chris about
it beforehand, and he said, you should tell them this.
(01:15):
I have an obsessive personality that can sound wonderful, and
it can be wonderful, and it can also be terrible.
If I have a song I like, old or new.
I am that guy. I will listen to it ten
(01:36):
times in a row, and within two days I will
hate it. I'll never want to hear it again because
I obsess over it. Isn't that stupid, It's stupid. It
is with food. I do this. When I find a
new restaurant, a new sandwich, a new something, I'll eat
it as often as I can until I'm sick of it,
and then I hate it forever. It's a stupid, stupid thing.
(02:01):
When it comes to things like history stuff, when I
find a topic that fascinates me, I just consume it
in every way I possibly can. Last night, you know
I've already I told you I had finished all my
research on the Rhodesian bushboard stuff, so I thought I
could bring you a good history thing of it. Last night.
(02:25):
Bob was tired, went to bed. The boys were stuck
with all this homework, so I had nobody to hang
out with last night. I spent my night doing more
research on it, so the notes got bigger last night.
Therefore I am.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I think.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I think one or two more episodes I think should
be it. I think, and that'll already make it the
longest one we've ever done. I came in today and
I told Chris the same thing I'm going to tell
you now. I started to get a little worried about
not finishing before Christmas. I'm not going to do that
(03:05):
to you. I swear if my final show before Christmas
or the Christmas break has to be the whole thing,
will I will not leave you on a cliffhanger for
the Christmas break. I swear I will not do that.
I will not. But I started to get a little
bit concerned. And so there you are, all right. I
think tomorrow, not tomorrow, but Monday, when I do the
(03:25):
next one, there'll be individual operations I'll go into that
are freaking sick. It's just amazing. You're gonna love it
all right now, Chris, since we touched on it in
the opening hour, I'm gonna go ahead and play for
you something the head of NATO said. And when you
consider that Larry Fink from Blackrock is involved in the
(03:47):
Russia Ukraine negotiations and then you hear things like this,
it does tend to raise your eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
No, we need to be ready because at the end
of this first quarter off the twenty first century, conflicts
are no longer fought at arms length. Conflict is at
our door. Russia has brought war back to Europe, and
(04:16):
he must be prepared for the skill of war. Our
grandparents and great grandparents and George imagine it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Go ahead, stop, go ahead, stop what Russia is at
our doorstep, and we must be prepared for the scale
of war. Our grandparents endured there's going to be a
World War three. Now, I hate to be a conspiracy theorist.
(04:46):
I'm not going to spend a long time on this,
but just going to put this out there. Europe, European countries,
certainly the major ones, Germany, Britain, France, they have filled
their country up with third world barbarians to a degree
that honestly puts us to shame with what we've done here.
(05:07):
They have filled their countries up with third world barbarians.
They are everywhere. They have taken political power in these places,
and the barbarians, they of course can't help themselves. They're
acting like barbarians, murdering and raping and stealing everything, you know,
all the things barbarians do. We have seen in recent
years the rise of what they call right wing political parties,
(05:32):
but they're not even that right wing, just native patriotic
European parties rising up saying get these people out, no deportations,
get them out. It's such a problem. In France, they're
arresting the opposition leader that the quote right wing opposition
leader who wanted to deport people. Now, again, I don't
(05:52):
want to be a conspiracy theorist, but if war was
to break out with Russia, let's just call it Russia
and Europe. If war was to break out, who do
you think would be signing up to join the militaries
of those European countries to go fight those dirty Ruskies?
(06:12):
Do you think the one hundred thousand men who just
got there from Syria are going to run and put
on a German uniform? Or do you think it would
be native patriotic Germans putting on a German uniform to
go fight and die. Now, hypothetically speaking, let's say I'm
(06:35):
an evil communist tyrant in charge of we'll just say Germany.
I'm an evil communist tyrant. I hate my people, certainly
the patriots. They are the only threat to my power.
I just want all the money and power in the world,
and I want to import as many Third worlders as
I can to make sure they'll give me political power. Okay,
(06:59):
what would be a really, really great way to get
rid of some of those pesky patriots? You following with me?
It's not hard to imagine communist European leaders sending their
own men to be slaughtered on purpose. And then could
(07:25):
you imagine the home front in Britain, France, Germany if
all those patriotic young men clearly the only thing holding
the animals at bay. Now all those patriotic men went
to go die in Ukraine and all the animals are
left back home with the women and children. Yeah, let's
(07:47):
hope that doesn't come all right? All right? Now, there's
an article out in the Atlantic, and I am not
going to spend a lot of time on it because
I think it's almost pointless at this point in time.
But the headline is, yes, some children may have died
from COVID shots. My wife had a conversation today with
(08:09):
a friend of hers. This lady is in her mid
forties and she is a triathlete. Triathlete, she has a
hard time forming sentences. Now you know why she has
a hard time forming sentences. She went and got two
COVID shots and stroked out at forty four. Now she
(08:33):
has to spend her time, Lovely Lady has to spend
her time learning how to talk again. They're printing articles
now about the children who died from the COVID shot.
They're printing studies now indicating an astronomical rise in cancer
(08:54):
for people who took the COVID shot. Who's going to
pre for this Because I remember both political parties in America.
I remember our medical institutions in America. I remember all
kinds of doctors doing everything they could do to manipulate
(09:16):
you in me into shooting that poison into our bodies.
In fact, I remember the Democrat President of the United
States of America signing an executive order trying to have
all of us fired if we didn't take the COVID chop.
And now years later, you think you can just print
(09:37):
some studies and articles talking about how it killed kids,
destroyed lives, and no one goes to prison for that.
We demand justice, And if these institutions ever won our
trust back, they would start throwing some of their own
into prison. I am deeply sorry if you yourself have
(10:00):
suffered from some of this stuff and I know that
chances are you have. It aggravates me to no end.
I hope the bad people who did this to us
suffer in some way. I know that's probably not Christian,
but I do. I hope the people who did this
to us for money and power, I hope they suffer.
I hope they suffer in the same way you suffer.
(10:21):
Let's do some emails, shall we. I got to clear
out some room anyway, We'll do a museum heist and
some emails next. This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday. Do
not forget that Tomorrow is ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and
(10:42):
you need to get your questions emailed in right now.
Don't wait till tomorrow. They're already stacking up on us.
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse isn't Jasmine Crockett
a representative from Dallas. For the love of a just
merciful God, tell me there's no chance in hades she
could be elected senator in Texas. Isn't corning bad enough? No,
(11:03):
Jasmin Crockett's not going to get elected senator in Texas.
Jasmine Crockets run for Senate in p In in Texas
is just it's just a popularity play. It's just a
it's just a play to raise her brand. As I
told you before, when you raise money, why does uh?
Why does Coca Cola advertise on TV? What is the
(11:26):
point that costs a lot of money to buy ad
spots to produce the TV commercials? Why do you do that?
You're always trying to get knowledge of your brand out there.
It only helps Coca Cola if more people know about
Coca Cola, crave a Coca Cola. These scumbag politicians who
have no sense of duty whatsoever, like Jasmine Crockett, that
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they don't ever think about your country, or their district,
or their state, those thoughts. They don't have time for
those thoughts. They only think about themselves. How do I
get more famous? How do I get more popular? How
do I get on more private jets five star hotels?
Just selfish, narcissistic scumbags is what they all are. If
your Jasmine Crockett, if she gets the Democrat nomination for
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Senate in Texas, and there's probably a good shot at
that because the Democrat primary voting base are a bunch
of brain dead communist animals. So if they choose Jasmine Crockett, now, well,
Jasmine Crockett's going to have tens of millions of dollars
to spend building her brand. Yes, it's going to be
(12:34):
a losing campaign. I mean, look, you just can't. You
can't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You're going to flip the house. But what good is
flipping the house if the only thing that we're doing
is shine a light on all the bad that is
being done. The only way that you don't know what
was being done is if you're just not paying attention.
Like it is clear that they are criminals. It is
clear that they have killed people. It is clear that
they don't give a job about the people that actually
voted for them. All of this stuff is clear.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Gona get elected in Texas. But by the time she's
done losing her Senate race, her brand will be bigger
than it is now. Jesse so much eleftics. Tactics are
designed to put us on the defensive. The other day
I made a comment about a movie and a lefty said, oh,
so it's okay for a manned event, but not okay
for a woman. My comment had nothing to do with
gender whatsoever. And as I explained myself, I realized I'd
(13:24):
already lost the battle. When these things come up and
I feel the need to defend or explain myself, what
is a better way to respond? I need go to
responses so I don't fall into this trap. Any advice? Okay, Well,
first of all, you already recognize that it is a trap.
Remember when communists, when your liberal aunt Pegy says you're
a Nazi, it's designed to put you on the defensive.
(13:50):
That's why they do that. They want you to stop
talking about issues, logic, statistics, any of these things. If
instead they have you talking about I'm not a Nazi,
but what are you talking about? I have black friends,
I know Jewish producer Chris. I can't be a nut.
You've already lost now by insulting you with false accusations,
(14:15):
the communist has you arguing about something that's completely unrelated
to their communism. So the first thing you have to
you have to know, and you have to know this.
You have to know they're trying to hurt your feelings
to create an emotional response. Just don't let them. And
this can be easier for some. For instance, a soulless
(14:37):
person like me. What does my mentor, Michael Berry call
me a sociopathic narcissist, A soulless person like me. I
can't be offended. It's not possible for you to offend me,
for anybody to offend me, it's just not You can
insult my face, my life, my wife, my beliefs. None
of it will offend me. I'm not gonna lose a minute,
a sleepover. I don't care. That's hard, that's it's harder
(15:00):
for nice people, for good people. But if you're a nice,
good person, certainly women, this hurts women. Don't let them
get to you like that. Don't let just let those
false accusations brush right by you. And always remember you
play offense with the communist. If you feel the need
(15:21):
to respond, you do not defend yourself against false, ridiculous accusations.
If they lob one, you lob one right back. They're
a Nazi, you're a pedophile? What I never No, no, no, no, no,
you're a pedophile. You can't call me that. Hey, we're
making unfounded, really insulting accusations here, So you're a pedophile.
(15:46):
Prove me wrong, Prove me. I love doing it to people.
When they try that with me, they get so completely
discombobulated because the tactic itself is designed to have you
on defense, not offense. They make an accusation. If you
feel the need to respond, and remember you don't always
have to they make an accusation, you make one, and
(16:08):
remember probably the most effective way is to just be
calm about it. They're banking on you getting angry. That's
what they want. They want your anger when you stay
calm and never let them get off the subject at hand.
Maybe you're talking about illegal immigration. Maybe they thought calling
(16:29):
you a NAXI would work. Maybe they dropped some stupid
bumper sticker line immigrants built America. They love that one.
Never let them off of the topic. No, no, no, no, no no.
We're talking about the Somali fraud in Minneapolis. Well, immigrants
built this country. I'm talking about the Somali fraud in Minneapolis.
Do you want to address the Smali fraud in Minneapol.
Well you're a Nazi. We're talking about the Somali fraud
(16:50):
in Minneapolis. Are we going to address this? Some don't
let them get you off the subject. They're trying to
get you off the subject. All right, all right, let's
talk about people leaving college in a museum heist. Next,
Jesse Kelly returns. Next, it is The Jesse Kelly Show
(17:13):
on a magnificent, magnificent Thursday. Tomorrow's ask Doctor Jesse Friday.
Get your questions emailed in if you missed any part
of the show, download the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Gavin Newsom,
much as I despise him as a pretty savvy political operator,
(17:33):
Gavin Newsom has wanted to be president since well probably
since he came out of the womb, doesn't even really
hide the fact he want to be president. He's one
of those guys, which means I'm very surprised he was
dumb enough to put this on camera, sits down on
some lefty podcast and says this, we didn't get into transports.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
That's an issue no one wants to hear about because
eighty percent of people listening disagree with my position on this.
But it comes from my heart, not just my head.
It wasn't a political evolution. It was position being that
I don't think it's fair. I want to see trans kids.
I have a trans God's son. There's no governance.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I want to see trans kids. This is a different
political world than one that has really ever existed in
history because so much is social media driven now, so
much advertising is social media driven now. Even when I
(18:34):
was running for Congress, which is not ancient history, it's
twenty ten, that's fifteen years ago, we had a budget,
you know, you had to raise money to run for Congress.
We had a budget, and your money it all went
to television commercials, and of course things you would mail
out to people, little cards, you know, I'm the best,
my opponents the devil, that kind of that kind of thing,
(18:56):
bumper stickers and whatnot. But really the main advertising form
was television commercials. You wanted to go buy TV spots
on Fox News or the History Channel or wherever TV commercials.
But today, yes, there's still money in TV commercials, that
money goes a lot of it to social media now.
(19:20):
I remember I sat down with the United States senator
who I know, he was running for reelection at the time,
and he pulled up for me an Excel spreadsheet of
their campaign finances and where it went. Now this is
a United States senator. They were spending more money on
(19:42):
online advertising than television advertising. So what's this have to
do with Gavin Newsom. Well, human beings today do not
have the attention span they used to have. I'm not
dogging on us, but it's just that's the social media world.
Everything is fast now quick. People just don't have that
same level of attention. Campaigns now run on ten fifteen
(20:07):
second online ads that they get dropped into that YouTube
channel you're watching or or that podcast you're listening to.
That's where advertising money is spent. Gavin Newsome is on
the way wrong end of an eighty twenty issue for
(20:27):
the American people. The tranny stuff grosses people out. They
think it's weird, probably evil. They don't want anything to
do with it, and they most definitely do not want
it in front of their children. They don't want their
children to do it. This is an issue the LGBTQ
demon mob has officially lost. They've lost on this issue.
(20:50):
The American people are done with it now. Gavin Newsom
understands full well every time he speaks in a sentence,
every single time that sentence, it could be clipped for
an ad against him in the future. Believe me, these
people think in this way. Every single time he talks,
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it can be used against him in the future, and
when they run that political ad in the future, they're
not going to be nice and provide any kind of
context at all. Now, let's fast forward to twenty twenty eight.
We've finished a primary season, we have a GOP nominee,
we have a Democrat nominee. Let's just say, for the
sake of argument, Gavin Newsom is the Democrat nominee for president.
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How much money do you think the Republicans are going
to spend making sure every person who watches TV spends
time on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat, anything else. How
much time and money do you think Republicans are going
to spend making sure every parent in the United States
(21:59):
of America sees the Democrat nominee say that we didn't
get into transports.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
That's an issue no one wants to hear about because
eighty percent of people listening disagree with my position on this.
But it comes from my heart, not just my head.
It wasn't a political evolution. It was position being that
I don't think it's fair. I want to see trans kids.
I'm a transcar I want to see trans kids. Is
going to be in so many GOP ads. They're going
(22:27):
to drown Gavin Newsom in that I know why he
did it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I actually asked my buddy John Phillips about it because
I said to him, Hey, this is a very sharp
political guy. As much as I hate him, why would
he do this? He knows, he knows it's a losing issue.
You even hear him in the clip. I know eighty
percent of the people listening disagree with me. He knows
the numbers, he knows the issue. Why did he do it? Well?
(22:54):
He tried to do the conservative podcast circuit, was on
some shows. He was on Sean Ryan's show. Sean Ryan's
a great dude, and Sean asked him about the tranny stuff.
And you remember he tried to walk that tight rope
on the Sean Ryan Show. Remember when we played that
clip for you. He's doing the best he can to
try to walk the tight rope. So the anti tranning
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people kind of think he's with them, But the pro
training people think is with them. Remember what thisiness out went?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
What about for your values? I mean, is eight years
old too young?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yeah? I mean, look, I now that I have a
nine year old just became nine. Come on, man, I
get it. So those are legit you know, it's interesting
just the issue of age.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I haven't.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
I'm as I and as someone that's been so focused
on equality broadly LGBT writes, particularly gay marriage, the trans
issue for me is also novel. It's over the last
few years. I'm trying to understand as much as anyone else,
whole pronoun thing, trying to understand all of that.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
He was trying to walk that tightrope. I asked John
Phillips why he would screw up and say I want
to see trans kids. John Phillips said, Gavin Newsom got
crucified in his own party for that SoundBite you just heard.
Gavin Newsom tried to walk the tightrope, and the communists
(24:26):
savaged him for it, forcing him to do the left
wing podcast Circuit Now and talk about how pro tranny
he is. So anyway, unrelated, I'm gonna read you two
different headlines that are Wow, what a great what a
great combination. Headline Drexel Medical School module makes anti racism
(24:48):
and CRT part of doctor's ethical duty. That's from campus Reform.
I think that pairs very well with this headline. More
than half of college graduates are working in jobs that
don't require degrees. The American people are slowly catching on
(25:09):
to the fact that college is a ripoff lots of
the time, and you can go and spend a fortune
and get that degree, maybe lose your mind, maybe lose
your soul, and there's a decent chance at the back
end of that you won't even be able to find
a job in the field where you got the degree.
(25:31):
Parents are starting to catch on to the fact that
the kids are getting brainwashed, and probably just it's importantly corporations,
companies in America, they're starting to catch on to the
fact that that college degree that's not a guarantee of anything.
In fact, there's a possibility that college degree is a
red flag. Wait, you went to school where what? Ooh
(25:54):
they're not a communist, are you. Companies are figuring out
the product they're getting from the university system is subpar,
and they're looking elsewhere. That's why Corporate America is eliminating
its degree requirement for so many positions. Just remember, the
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Jesse A museum heist. Next Jesse Kelly. It is the
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Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
on a magnificent Thursday. Get your questions emailed in for tomorrow.
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Had a blast doing
more Rhodesian Bush War history. Part three was tonight. Part
four is Monday. We'll do Medal of Honor Monday and
(27:48):
then we'll tackle it. Don't worry. I'm not gonna shaft
you out of a whole segment on the Rhodesian Bushwar
on Monday. I'll go an extra segment on it in
hour three on Monday. That way you get the full
hour as promised. All right, all right, Jesse. Ignoring the
CBO's charts for a second, what do you think there
(28:09):
is the realistic timeframe to get the national debt from
over thirty four trillion to zero dollars? Is it fifty years,
one hundred, two hundred? Oh? Never? Never? Yeah, never. You
can't pay off thirty seven trillion dollars in debt. It's
not possible. And you know another thing that's holding us
(28:29):
back is they're not even trying. Remember, they run on spending.
Inflation is bad because of spending and money printing, and
yet they never cut spending ever, even the scheduled increases
in spending. If somebody in Washington talks about decreasing the
(28:52):
scheduled increase, like, hey, we're gonna spend ten percent more
next year, and some guy says, ah, the debt's really bad,
could we make get five percent, that guy is treated
as some soulless monster, who wants people to die. I
am convinced that they will never cut spending until we
(29:14):
have something catastrophic. Who knows what that would be, right,
a great depression, a complete collapse of the currency. You're
better off, your mental health is better off if you
never think about it. All right, just do yourself a favor.
When it comes to debt. What Chris Chris said, what
happens when countries break up? What happens to that debt?
(29:36):
A variety of things happen, But I'll tell you this,
other countries will buy it. Other countries will buy up
the debt, and they'll get It's a big old friggin mess.
Thirty seven trillion dollars. By the way, I think I
found some people for our secret club. I am. Yes.
We are getting your emails, your applications. People are trying
(29:57):
to buy their way in. Women are of course dying
to get in, but they are barred from entry. Ladies,
you are not allowed in, and it's because you're a woman.
I can't make this clear. Remember that discrimination is underrated.
I am a huge fan of discrimination. We do not
(30:17):
let foreigners in, we do not let women in. This
is a secret club for American men. However, these guys
might have a place in it. More than six hundred
British Empire artifacts are stolen from a museum. I'm not
saying we're any legal club, and I don't want anybody
(30:39):
stealing things, but I feel like, I feel like, on
the kind of missions we're going to be on, it
would be beneficial to have a heist crew of some kind,
don't you, Chris, I feel like a heist crew. What what? Oh? Yeah,
I forgot you're not allowed in. Well I can still
(31:01):
ask you questions maybe one day. Maybe one day we'll
let you do some accounting or something for us, something
for us. You're the fence. Good call, yeah, definitely the
jewelry friends, there's no question about that. Everyone knows you
probably know people. That's a really good call, Chris. That's
a relief factor. Is a good call too. Your back
(31:23):
hurt you? How often does your back hurt? Is it
all the time? And all the time? Thing? What if
I could snap my fingers and just take your back
pain away permanently? It's gone relief factor? Does this for people?
You know that? And no, it's not actually a snap
of the fingers. It's one hundred percent drug free supplement,
(31:46):
but doctors developed it. It does not mask your pain
for a couple hours. It helps your body purge it
for good. It builds up in your system over time.
The longer you take it, the better it works. Try it.
Go to relief factor dot com and just try it
(32:07):
for three weeks. All I'm asking you if your pain
is not better in three weeks you have no improvement,
don't call them back that they're not trying to hook
you into some lifetime subscription thing. Nineteen dollars and ninety
five cents for three weeks of it? Isn't that pain?
Isn't it worth? Nineteen ninety five one eight hundred the
(32:30):
number four relief or go to relief factor dot com. Jesse,
if you won't do a history dive on Stalin, will
you do one on the East India Trading Company feels
it fits very well with your assessment of the British Empire,
so on and so forth. We've done history stuff on
Stalin before, haven't we, Chris, They've talked a lot a
(32:50):
lot of Stalin. I feel like we've talked a lot
of Stalin. May me, I haven't. Maybe I haven't done
a lot of Stalin East India Trading Company is actually
a very fascinating story as well. But the problem is,
I'm already doing a long Rhodesian Bush War history thing
that's a year, that's an an English colony. I have
(33:11):
no earthly idea what the next history story I'm going
to do. I have no idea what it's going to
be on. I feel like it can't be that because
it's kind of it's similar, totally different era, but very
similar what Chris Chris said, maybe next December. Look, buddy,
let's not plan out the whole next year. I don't
(33:32):
know what. I don't know what I want to do
the next one on. If you have something that's near
and dear to your heart, you're welcome to ask. I
may very well say no, I don't know, but you're
welcome to ask. Anyway, here we go, and now.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Why you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't
get to Japan. Hundreds get car driving licenses suspended for
drunk cycling. Apparently they were almost nine hundred cyclists they
got their driver's licenses suspended. Now, drinking and driving is bad,
(34:08):
But why is drinking and driving bad? Because you can
hurt other people. Right, if you're drinking and cycling, you're
only going to hurt yourself. I don't even know that
that should be against the law. GOP lawmaker unveils a
bill to ensure father's shoulder fifty percent of the pregnancy expenses. Yes,
(34:31):
that's exactly what we need in this country. More laws
that attack men when it comes to fatherhood and marriage.
That has definitely worked out very very well for us
so far. Federal judge strikes down Trump's executive order blocking
wind energy projects. We can never take this country back
completely until we remove judges. The low t GOP we
(34:52):
have now doesn't have the stomach for it in the future,
though we will. Har Meat Dylan, who I love. AOC
is created in allow but still better for Dems than Newsome.
She is well aware of Gavin Newsom. Gavin Newsom may
be a problem for us. The Trump administration seizes an
oil tanker off the Venezuelan coast. I want an oil tanker.
(35:15):
They're just so big. I would like to actually live
on an oil tanker if you could fit it, because
they're huge. Chris, They're huge, and it'd be really cool.
We could do like a pirate radio show from there
be amazing. Ask doctor Jesse Friday is amazing, and it's
coming to Mad. You ready to have some fun? That's
(35:35):
all
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