Misinformation

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Let's
have some fun. It isn't asked doctor Jesse Friday. We
have full out communist conversations coming from the White House
Press Secretary. Somebody is demanding a retelling of the bathroom story.

(00:32):
I'll get to that in a minute. We have national
divorce questions. We have questions about what do I think
democrats are going to do when it comes to confiscating
your guns? What's happening around the world. And a letter, well,
I guess email. It is the twenty first century, Chris.

(00:52):
We have an email. I'll get to it in about
forty five minutes from now. We have an email from
somebody who's getting out of the army. You're going to
want to sit right there and listen to this email.
About forty five minutes from now, I will read it
for you. It is a who. It's a jaw dropper.

(01:13):
It's a sobering, sobering jaw dropper. Now. I was going
to lead with my little tidbit from Tucker Carlson Show
last night, not because I like to draw attention to myself.
I would never, but simply because it absolutely drove the

(01:33):
left insane. However, that's gonna have to wait. Why because
Jen Saki, the White House Press Secretary, said something, and
I'm gonna play it for you. I'll play it multiple
times during the show. And I have something dark I
have to tell you about it, something really dark about it.

(01:54):
But understand, I'm gonna try to keep this show as
light as possible because it's Friday on and ask doctor
Jesse Friday. But there is something about this, something about
everything you're seeing now, I want you to understand. Here
was Jen Saki. She was asked about Remember they already
came out and said, oh, we're telling Facebook we want
this person banned, and we want that person ban if

(02:16):
there's this private public partnership now against you. She had
more to say today. You shouldn't be banned from one
platform and not others. If you afford providing misinformation out there, misinformation,
you should be banned from all the platforms. Now, let's

(02:42):
take this little audio tidbit and let's set it aside
for a moment. Put it, put it in your pocket
for a moment, if you will. I want you to
think about something. And this is gonna be hard to hear.
It's gonna be sobering. But we have to do this
before we get into the fun I may even tell
you the bathroom story in a couple of minutes, because
we've got to do something really hard here. I don't
want to bring you down, but I want you to

(03:02):
think about everything going on right now in the United
States of America that discuss you, scares you, angers you,
every little bit of it. I want you to think
about the government when it comes to censorship, when it
comes to their aggression. I want you to think about

(03:24):
the corporate world, the corporate world, how radical they've gotten,
how radical and crazy cultural Marxists they've gotten. I want
you to think about sports, how this is all infected
and infested sports and ruined it. I want you to
think about your movies, your sitcom's, your music, how nutty

(03:46):
it all is now. I want you to think about
American universities, the things they're saying in American universities, these communists, professors,
the radical protests to everything. I want you to think
about all of it. Take it all in now. That's
all the bad stuff, right, you got it all in

(04:06):
your head, and a bunch of other stuff. I didn't
even listen. I didn't even list. But you have all
this stuff in your head, right, there is one thing
you absolutely must understand. You have to understand this or
we're finished. These people aren't about to slow down. What

(04:27):
you're seeing right now. All the insanity out there, child
drag queens on Good Morning America, everything, all the insanity
out there, You and I can fall into a trap.
And I do this a lot because I try to
look I mean to try to be as sunny as
possible about the outlook of life, and I look at
how crazy the society has gotten. And this is what

(04:47):
I do. I say to myself, at least subconsciously, I say, wow,
oh man, I'm betting this insanity is about over. Well.
I bet people have had enough up. Look those television
ratings going downhill. They're gonna wake up and they're gonna
drop all that nonsense. Oh surely the government, surely the

(05:10):
White House. They're seeing the outrage about their censorship comments. Oh,
I bet Facebook is too, and they're gonna back off.
I have these thoughts in my head. I'm dead wrong.
If you have those thoughts in your head, you're dead wrong.
These people in their minds. You must understand the way

(05:35):
they think and their minds. They haven't even gotten started.
They haven't even gotten started. They're You're looking around right
now in horror at everything around you. And you should
what has happened to your culture, what has happened to
your country? You should be looking around in horror. But them,

(05:57):
they're looking around, they're also in horror. They're in horror.
It's not worse. You understand that, right, you must understand that.
And I am not telling you that to bring you down.
I am telling you that so you understand the fight
we have ahead of us. We're not almost out of

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the woods. This isn't going to be taken care of
by a mid term election. We we took back the
House in the midterms. Oh look, we have a one
vote in advantage in the Senate too. Who thank goodness,
that was getting close there for a while. Oh wow,

(06:42):
it's twenty twenty four. We just won the presidency. I
can't believe Rhonda Santa speak Kamala Harris, all is right
with the world. I can finally can finally relax. I
bet the left will back off and learn their lesson now.
They don't think like that. That's not how they think.

(07:05):
Every single thing you're seeing right now, Play this again, Chris,
and as you listen, understand you see how easy do
you hear? How easy it is for her, how the
words just simply roll right off her tongue without without
a second thought. You shouldn't be banned from one platform
and not others if you afford providing misinformation out there.

(07:30):
Of course, of course you should be. Well, yes, we
support banning you off this platform. I mean, we're we are,
we're collecting your name because you're saying things we don't like,
and we're sending that to our friends over at Facebook,
and we're making sure you get wiped out. But oh,
do I think they should be banned off of others?
Oh my gosh, yes, of course, what are you talking about?

(07:51):
Of course, yeah, we should just ban them from speaking?
Well what what? What? Why do you want to ban
them from speaking? What? They're saying things I don't like.
They're saying things that he disagree with, so they shouldn't
be allowed to speak. They don't even understand how they sound.
That's another thing we have to get. That's why they're
not at their final form yet. There's not a single

(08:14):
one of these people, not one who goes home at
night and looks in the mirror and says, oh, man,
am I the bad guy? I'm the bad guy? Aren't
I not one of them? They're not going to slow down.
This is not their final form. They're going to keep coming.

(08:36):
People were well on the right. People loved my little
hit on Tucker Carlson last night. People on the left
are so unbelievably outraged about what I said on Tucker
Carlson last night. They're sending threats today to my wife.
My wife is getting threats today. The left is furious.

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There's article after article after article about about what a
monster I am. They're calling for my firing there. I mean,
they are coming for my head for that. Do you
think I care? Do you think I care even one
little bit? I know who these people are. I know

(09:17):
how these people think. I have read history books. I
am their enemy. They are my enemy. I'm glad they're mad.
In fact, in fact, as soon as we get back,
I'm playing the Tucker interview again. I'm a play at
ten times tonight, just because it makes them mad. Don't
you dare think you're getting an apology from me? Hang on,

(09:38):
here's the clip, Oh god on Adam only side of me,
Jesse Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show. And I'm fairly positive that

(09:59):
is a reference to the Devil's let us with that song, Chris,
that is that is not good. Look, I'm gonna get
to my Tucker Carllison clip here in just a second.
We're gonna get to your asked doctor Jesse questions and
it's going to be a great day. But just remember this.
You have to remember this. You seek out an end

(10:19):
to all this craziness. You want it to stop, and
so what happens is because you want it so bad
you try to see it in everything. I want this
to end. I want it to end. Oh look at this,
that's a sign it's about to end. Play that Jen
Sake clip another time. Remember this, This is not the

(10:41):
final form of these people. You shouldn't be banned from
one platform and not others if you afford providing misinformation
out there. Remember that these people believe what they believe
all the way. They're not going to stop. They're not
going to slow down. They're concerned with all the power

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they don't have yet. Isn't that crazy? They're concerned about
every inch they haven't infested and infected and ruined yet,
and they think their life won't be complete until they
get it all. Don't ever forget who these people are.
So I'll play in my clip. I was on Tucker
Carlson's show last night, and apparently this is the clip
heard around the world, and they're all super mad about

(11:26):
my little line in it, and they all want to
be well, you know what, I'll tell you what they
said to me after. You're gonna love this. Everybody watching
you right now has worked for or worked with somebody
who just has ambition just dripping off of their pores,
and that's come all the hairs. Those types of people
will do anything to get ahead. They treat their bosses
like crap, They treat their employees like crap. That's why

(11:47):
she knife Joe Biden in the debate with all that
race nonsense. There was no need to do that. It's
the same reason she cackles like a dead hyena every
time she's asked an uncomfortable question. It's the same reason
she started out her political career as Willie Brown's brought
worst bun. Kamala Harris will do anything to get ahead,

(12:08):
all right, I understand that angered some people on the left.
I'm glad it did. And the funniest part, the most
amazing part, was this, because I need to clarify this,
and this may bother you, and I get that. I
understand that I may not be for everybody. Immediately, of course,
all these reporters were all up at arms that I

(12:29):
would say such a thing about Saint Kamala, even though
nobody refuted what I said anyway, Immediately, some dork from
the Washington Post, he gets on there and he says
so and so I forget who it was said the
same thing about Kamala a while ago and was forced
to apologize. And I immediately got on there and I said,

(12:53):
you people are insane. You've gotten way too used to
whining in belly aching your way into getting apologies out
of people. So allow me to explain something to you
very carefully right now. And I understand it's probably not
going to be popular, but I'm saying it. I'm never
going to apologize for anything never. You know what, it's

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not just not apologize to the left. I'm not apologizing
when I do do something wrong. And believe me, I'm
going to do something wrong. We all know I'm going
to get in some kind of trouble for something. It's inevitable.
That's who I am. I'm still not going to apologize.
Why I view this as combat. We are not in

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a friendly game of cribbage here, We're in combat. I
don't apologize to my enemy. I don't apologize to anybody.
I don't have time for that. I don't have time.
We don't have time for that anymore. And these people,
they've gotten so used to people on the right apologizing.
He actually thought that was gonna work. He thought that

(13:58):
he was gonna Oh, I'm sorry, mister Washington Post reporter.
I shouldn't have said anything. I'm so not sorry. I
think I'll play that clip again three times on my
naturally syndicated show right now. I'll play it. I'll play
you know what, Chris, play it again. This is how
sorry I am. Everybody watching you right now has worked
for or worked with somebody who just has ambition just

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dripping off of their pores. And that's Kamala Harris. Those
types of people will do anything to get ahead. They
treat their bosses like crap, They treat their employees like crap.
That's why she knife Joe Biden in the debate with
all that race nonsense. There was no need to do that.
It's the same reason she cackles like a dead hyena
every time she's asked an uncomfortable question. It's the same
reason she started out her political career as Willie Brown's

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brotwortht bun Kamala Harris will do anything. I'm not sorry,
and even if I was, I wouldn't say sorry to you. Ever,
You're never getting that out of me. Times have changed
now now I know who you are, I know what
you are, and I understand you don't want my apology.
What you want is me to kneel before you in

(15:04):
gravel so you can feel like you have some power
over me up yours. Never in a million years, why
I let that happen. It's an ask doctor Jesse, question,
asked doctor Jesse Friday. Somebody said, doctor Jesse, would you
please tell your Denver bathroom story again? It almost led

(15:24):
me to have a bathroom story of my own in
my car. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. You
guys are cruel, heartless people who enjoy my pain. I'm
gonna say this one more time and then I'm never
telling this story again. You understand me. I always in Denver.
You know I don't like public restrooms. Everybody knows I

(15:47):
don't like public restrooms. Again. I'm not some germophobe freak
hand sanitizer ninety times a day. I'm not like that.
I just I see how people you don't wash their
your hands. Guys, I see, I see you when you
go up there and you pee, and then you just
turn around and you walk out the bathroom without washing
your hands. I don't want to touch that door knob.

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I don't want to touch anything that you touch now, okay,
because I don't want to touch your another regions. I
don't know. Maybe that's not even acceptable to say today.
Either way, public restrooms gross me out because I see
how gross you are. I walk into the Denver Airport restroom.
I walk in and I don't want to be there.

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It's a situation where I have no choice, and I'm
just going to leave it at that. I have no choice.
I open up the toilet stall, close the door, and
unbeknownst to me, the commode in front of me has
two fatal flaws. One when it flushes, it flushes hard.

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Meaning water splatters out of it, up and out of it.
Not waterfalls, but splashes up and out of it. Two
and this is the big one. It has a broken
motion sensor. It's one of those motion sensor flushes, right,
It's supposed to flush when you get up. This one.
Maybe it's not broken. Maybe it works just better than

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all the others. This one flushed anytime you moved at all.
I didn't know this when I sat down. I sit
down almost right away, Boom, I get flushed on, meaning
I get water splattered on me from the airport toilet.

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I think to myself, Okay, well that's gotta be a glitch.
I'm really grossed out right now, that's gotta be a glitch.
Let's hope it doesn't happen again. Five seconds later, I move,
just move my back, it does it again. And now
now I know I'm in trouble because I still have

(18:04):
to finish. I don't have a choice here, and I'm
essentially sitting on a ticking time bomb of toilet water.
What happened next? I will finish in a moment, and
then we'll get to your ask doctor Jesse questions. Hang on,
she's a friend of mine, Welcome through the Street in

(18:27):
the rain. It is the Jesse Kelly's show Man. I
love that song. That's a good song, Chris. I can't
believe it. As many times as you screw something up,
you actually got something right. What I'm trying to beat
ice and pay you a compliment to learn to take
a compliment. It's the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. It's been too long. Let's

(18:49):
get to your questions here. I need the name of
the book Jesse recommended on his show in about paid
mercenaries and the murder of the Haitian president. He said
the author is now deceased, but wrote a book about
his experience. Also, I read that the Haitian president was
one of the heads of three small countries that would
not allow COVID vaccines. I don't know anything about that.

(19:11):
The name of the book I gave you if you
want to understand pmc's private military contractors, the name of
the book is zero footprint. And no, I don't know
the author. He's dead. I don't even know where the
proceeds are going. And there's not like they're sponsoring the
show or something. I'm just telling you there are some
books out there that are really revealing. You really want

(19:33):
to understand that world, and in the coming days you
should probably understand that world. Go read zero Footprint. Moving on,
doctor Jesse, A cheetah can't retract its clause, so its
claws are similar to a dog's clause. You might fight
with a cheetah, but you need to be prepared for

(19:55):
the sixty plus mile per hour hit it's going to deliver.
This This is, of course, in reference to my claims
that I am able to take a cheetah in single combat.
These claims are irrefutable. I understand about the clause. I
actually didn't know they were retractable. I guess I should
have looked into that before I said I could take

(20:17):
a cheetah, but I'm sure I can take one. What
Chris Chris says, I'm not gonna be able to withstand
the sixty one mile an hour hit. That cheetah can't
withstand me, Chris, I don't have to withstand him. The
cheetah that can't withstand me. Get serious, Doctor Jesse. Do
you think the current political climate in America mirrors in

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any way what happened in Rhodesia and that there was
a thriving nation that turned into a pile of garbage
because of a progressive push. Apologies if you've spoken on
this before, Love the show. Yes and no, most of
the African nations, because we always we talk about Africa,

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and I do this too. When you talk about Africa,
you tempted, you tempted. You're tempted to just lump it
all in as one. Oh, Africa, as if it's one country.
Africa's gigantic, with a bunch of different countries. And some
of them have their act together and some of them
do not. But we see one that doesn't, and automatically
you say to yourself, Africa, what a dump? Some of

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them had their act together. But many of the ones
who do have their act together in Africa, they're right
there on the brink. They're not that far removed from
when they didn't have their act together. Does that make sense? Oh,
it's the best way I could explain you ever see?
You know what, here's a great act. Here's a great

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way to explain it. Professional athlete NBA. NBA is a
great example. Do you ever see one of these stars?
Somebody grows up probably didn't grow up wealthy. That's half
the reason you become a professional athlete, because you have
nothing else to do but go practice all day and
soon boom, wow, I'm really good at basketball. Didn't have

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very much money, and then wham, you have all the money,
all the money. You're drowning in it, and soon, of course,
what do you see? It's time and time and time again.
There was an old statistic. I hope this has changed,
but it used to hold water. Eighty four percent of
the NBA players were bankrupt within five years of leaving

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the NBA. Soon you see the diamonds, you see the Bentley's,
nine different houses, a new supermodel, a girlfriend every week
or ten, and it all goes away. It all goes away.
Why it's hard to change who you are when you

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weren't raised, when you weren't prepared to handle it. It's
hard for most of us to unders stand because we're
not millionaires, right, You're not a millionaire. Not a millionaire.
I mean, i'd take that back. I guess the show
this size that probably are plenty of millionaires listening. But
I'm assuming you're not a millionaire all of a sudden.
If you were one to pick a number, ten million,

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twenty million dropped in your lap to night. Now, that
doesn't sound like the end of the world to me.
I don't know about you, but let's say you were
that probably sounds good, doesn't it. You'd probably right away
a hall man, I would pay off my house, I'd
take a vacation here. By this, by that, are you
one hundred percent sure you'd handle it well? And how

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much would it take for you to revert back to
who you just were, because deep down that's who you are,
because that's how you were raised. A lot of the
African nations who are doing well, they were doing really
poorly recently, and so they don't it's harder for them

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to keep a hold of it. The United States of
America has a unique situation, and that one we were
founded by the British, who were the most powerful nation
in the world by a mile when they founded us.
So we had wealthy benefactors, if you will, and then
we land in this gigantic hunger ground and oh my gosh,

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there's endless supplies of natural resources here. We've obviously America
struggled and we've gone through several things, but as a country,
we've only ever really known prosperity. And yes, I'm aware
of the Great Depression and things like that, but even
that was prosperity compared to most nations. What I'm saying
to you is this, It'll take time to take a

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country that's only ever known really civilization and prosperity. It'll
take time to revert back to something really, really ugly. Now.
I don't want to put two sunny yellow face on it.
I think we'll get there. I do think we'll get there,
But there's enough institutional memory out there right now of

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people who remember our cultural ways that it'll take more
and more time. It's Look, it's easy for the NBA
player twenty two year old millionaire to go bankrupt because
he just got there. He doesn't have a lifetime preparing
him how to handle that kind of wealth, how to
handle that kind of pressure, how to handle that kind

(25:29):
of outside influence, how you just you're not prepared for
it because you just got it. Oftentimes, now we'd like
to dog on rich kids, right, but oftentimes you have
these families who are wealthy, and the next generation's wealthy,
and the next generation's wealthy, and oftentimes they turn out
to be pretty well rounded, right, I speak twelve languages
and got a four point over four point Oh what yale,

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I'm the fifth generation of millionaire. Well, a lot of
that's simply because they were prepared to deal with that
life and they're better prepared to deal with it. Here's
the truth of it. And this is tough to hear.
Everyone's going to turn off the radio. This is tough
to hear. You probably shouldn't have a billion dollars. I

(26:13):
probably shouldn't have a billion dollars. And let's set you
aside for a moment. Let's do my favorite thing in
the world and focus on me. If I were given
a billion dollars, now, I would like to think I'd
be okay. I mean, I've got good credit at pay
my bills. I am a bad person, but I'm a

(26:33):
responsible person. So I would like to think i'd be okay.
Am I one hundred percent sure i'd be okay. No,
But it's actually worse than that. What if I were
twenty year old Jesse again, twenty five year old Jesse,
and that guy got a billion dollars, I promise you

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I would not be alive. I promise you I would
not be alive. Was not I would not have been
able to handle something like that. I would not have
been able to I wasn't ready. I don't know that
you really get ready to have access to everything. Because remember,
like we've talked about before, what's wealth and power. Wealth

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and power is access. That's what it is, access to
what everything? Do you really think it would be healthy
for you tonight? Jesse snaps his fingers like a genie
in a bottle. Billion dollars in your bank account? You
think it would be healthy for you to have access

(27:37):
to anything you want? I don't think so. I don't
think so. I dang well, no, it wouldn't have been
healthy for me. I dang well, Noah. Now we have
more asked Doctor Jesse questions. We have many fun ask
doctor Jesse questions, but we have one that's a little

(27:59):
bit heavy, a little bit heavier. I'm gonna get to
that next because it's time we addressed it. It's about
our military. It's a letter from somebody in the military,
and he has a story that is going to be
hard to hear, but I think it's important you and
I do hear it. Speaking of hard to hear, did
you hear did you hear what the FED chairman said

(28:20):
yesterday about inflation. They're not even sugarcoating it right now,
he flat out said. And this is it's quite an
admission from the Fed chairman. Yeah, we have inflation now
and we're gonna keep having inflation. That means not only
has the value of your dollar gone down, they're not
even pretending like that drop is gonna stop. It's gonna

(28:40):
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Jesse Kelly Show dot com? What's your message? The platforms
like Facebook? They're gold Cable. Who's the Jelly Jesse Kelly Show,
The Jelly Show. It's the Jesse Kelly Show. That was

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just that was Joe Biden just a little bit ago.
These people aren't going to slow down. I try to
explain that at the beginning of the show. Every horrible thing,
way beyond Biden and the Democrats and all that, every
horrible whole thing you see out there right now, you
have to understand they're not at their final form, not

(30:07):
even close. They're never going to slow down, back off,
back away, get tired. They're never going to look in
the mirror and say to themselves, oh man, this is
probably you know, we've been at this a long time.
We've crushed a lot of freedom, We've rought it out
America's culture. I think we're done. I think you know,

(30:31):
we've done enough. I think we're done. They don't think
like that. They don't think like that at all. They're
not going to slow down now. I haven't asked doctor
Jesse question. And it's a long one. It's actually more
of a statement, but it's a long one. I need
you to hear it, and I need you to hear

(30:52):
it because I who have been very forceful about the
rot in the military. I've been going over it in
the Navy this week, about how dang injurists it is.
It is not a small thing. Losing a war against
a major power is a worse experience than you or

(31:12):
I can ever imagine. I read what these people went
through in books, and it's horrific. If you do not
have a military that is ready and able to defeat
the enemy, you're going to lose a major war. How
many people do you think want what we have here

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in America? How many people do you think want these
natural resources, with these waterways, these, I mean, all the
advantages we have. How many people out there do you
think want it? How many will come take it if
we can't stop them? Keep that in mind when I
read you this, doctor Jesse, I just left active duty

(31:58):
last month after eight years. I loved being a soldier,
but walked away after seeing the total rot of the army.
My last assignment assignment was as an ROTC instructor in
the Deep South. Mind you, but even that didn't matter.
We were forced so many times to conduct racial sensitivity training,

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sexual assault, equal Opportunity or equal Opportunity Radicalization insider each semester.
As an ROTC cadet, they only have a finite amount
of hours of teaching and training time. This type of
training like this was constant and took away from our
mission of preparing future officers. One particular situation disgusted me.

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Are you paying attention? Pay attention? Cadet Command gives a
finite amount of extra summer training slots away to each school,
meaning that an ROTC program might get one or two
two airborne or air assault slots. These are highly coveted

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slots by the cadets, and we usually give these out
based on a few factors grades, physical fitness scores, leadership rating, etc.
Pretty black and white factors that the cadets control themselves.
Seems fair, right, I presented the top five cadets, who,
based on these factors, just happened to be four white

(33:26):
males and one blackmail. The LTC that's Lieutenant Colonel I
worked for, got upset and said, quote, why do you
not have any women or more minorities. I explained to
him how we got the numbers. He didn't care and
stated it would quote look bad, and that I submitted
at least one female and one minority for the slots

(33:48):
we had. I refused and told him that wasn't ethical,
since those cadets earned those slots based on merit. I
again stated that race or gender shouldn't be factors in
decisions like that. He didn't care and went forward with
his plan. I dropped my packet to get out the
next week. Sorry, that was long, big fan. It's bad

(34:11):
on active duty morale is beep. But to end on
a good note, there are still some great young men
who still love this country about to become officers. I
have some hope, he says. I can say his name.
His name is Max. You understand that's one email. How

(34:33):
many stories are there like that out there? And allow
me to reinforce this again. My email address is Jesse
at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly
show dot com. If you're active or Jess got out
and you have stories like this you want to share
with me. You will always be anonymous here no matter

(34:55):
what Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. It is
critical that you and I understand the stakes of this game.
If we continue to allow this cultural Marxist rot, this
filth to work its way through our military, a lot

(35:16):
of people were gonna die. I mean for a nation
that twisted itself up into knots horribly over the last
year and a half because with this stupid phrase. If
it saves one life for a nation that twisted itself
up into knots over that, we sure seem to be
turning a blind eye to the fact people are gonna

(35:39):
die if we lose a military engagement with a major power.
And I don't mean I don't mean American casualty numbers.
Oh Jesse, what's that mean? Well, here's what it means.
How many people? Chris? Look it up? Because I want
to give the exact number how many people died at
Pearl Harbor. I think it's a little over two thousand

(36:00):
if I remember, right, But I don't know. I missed
these numbers sometimes. If I remember, it's a little over
two thousand, four thousand, Oh all right, anyway, what is
the number? Chris? Chris is looking it up right now?
Blut over two thousand. Those are paltry numbers compared to

(36:22):
the combat deaths around the world in other major engagements.
More people as many people died at Stalingrad one battle
in World War Two, as we've ever known. You don't
want to lose a major war? What else do I
have to say about this? Hang on, you're gonna want
to hear it, man, It is the Jesse Kelly's show

(36:58):
on an Ask doc There, Jesse Friday. I forgot to
mention we have Chad Prather coming up in thirty minutes.
Chad has a show on Blaze tevee. He's my buddy,
He's hilarious. But one of the reasons I want Chad
to come on is Chad is running for governor. Full disclosure,
Chad is a comedian. On top of having a great

(37:19):
and hilarious show, He's a comedian, total Texas cowboy. And
when he told me a long time ago he was
running for governor, He's gonna primary Republican Governor Greg Abbott.
I don't laughed at him. I just didn't think he
was serious. I thought he was playing a joke on me.
Chad's running for governor and has been campaigning hard for
some time now, and they're giving him a shot to

(37:41):
win this thing. And we haven't gotten into it much,
and we're not going to get into it much tonight
until we talked to Chad. Primaries, the primaries will determine
the future of the Republican Party, and we don't like
to get involved in primaries right most people don't even
know when their primary is vote in your primary, dig

(38:03):
into the candidates, find the one who fights the way
you want him to fight, and dig into the primary.
So we'll talk to Chad Prey through about twenty five
minutes from now. I do want to finish my thought
on this email I got about the ROTC guy. Think
about this. He just said eight years he was in
loved it, probably an outstanding soldier. We now have eight

(38:27):
years of institutional knowledge he has and it's gone. That
guy's gone. Now. Not only do we lose him, the
next guy's coming up. Don't have him to learn from.
That's the rot that's accelerating things in the military now.

(38:48):
The real testosterone filled type A mails, you know, the
ones who actually win wars. They are perfectly aware they're
not welcome anymore. They don't join the military to find
out how racists they are. And they're going to leave
because guys like that have options all over the place.

(39:10):
They're not gonna stay, and you're gonna have a military
full of useless wheenies who get crushed by China one day.
That is the danger in it. Hi Jesse, please tell
us your opinion on why no one has made any
correlation between the increased CCP virus and the large number

(39:32):
of illegals being let in and flown all over the country.
Biden administration administration expects us to blame you US citizens
for the rise in positive delta tests. Thanks love your show. Okay, Well,
here's the problem we run into on the right. We

(39:52):
believe a single word any of these people say the
Biden administration is not worried in the least about coronavirus
at all. In fact, pretty much none of the people
who've warned you about coronavirus from the beginning, none of
them are worried about coronavirus either. That's why they've all
been caught out without masks on. That's why they've been
caught in groups. That's why they fly when they tell

(40:13):
you not to fly. That's why when they get there,
that's why they get their haircut when they tell you
not to get your haircut. None of them are actually
worried about coronavirus. The Biden administration isn't either. The coronavirus
while it was obviously a real virus and is, we're
never going to defeat it. It's going to be around forever. Now.
It's a virus that's here, it's a real virus that's

(40:34):
killed people. But coronavirus is nothing more than an opportunity
in the eyes of the communist. You have to understand that.
That's why he's letting in all the illegals and yet
increasing restrictions on Americans, censoring Facebook posts, that kind of thing.
That's why, because it has nothing to do with coronavirus.

(40:56):
The communist doesn't care about dead people. He doesn't care
about coronavirus. The communist doesn't care about illegal immigrants. The
communist only cares about communism everything you see. You don't
look at the world like this, so it's harder for
you to understand everything that happens. Mass shooting, illegal immigration,
war disease, no matter what it is, an earthquake, no

(41:19):
matter what it is. The communist doesn't look at that
situation and assess it from a sympathetic standpoint. They don't
look at it and try to fix it. If it's
a problem. They don't think like that. That's how you think.
If there's a massive problem, you look at something, if
you think about how to fix it, or if it's

(41:40):
a tragic loss of life, you think how to stop it.
The communist doesn't think like that. The communist looks at everything,
coronavirus included and simply says to himself, how can I
use this to gain more power? That's all they care about.
That's why, of course illegal immigrants, when you're pouring them

(42:05):
into the country at this level, of course they're bringing
in disease. And this has been something that's been known.
I should mention for the longest time because I was
down in Arizona. Remember when I got out of the
Marine Corps. I moved to Arizona in two thousand and four.
Two thousand and four, I didn't move out of there
to I think two twelve or thirteen, and my congressional

(42:27):
district mine, the one I was running for but lost,
it was right on the border. So I've been down
on the border several times. I've got news for you,
not that you're ever going to get media stories about this,
national media stories about this. They're bringing in a lot
more than just coronavirus. They're bringing in diseases we have

(42:47):
virtually eradicated, we virtually eradicated. They're bringing them right back
into the United States of America. That's why there is
absolutely not debate, And I mean no debate whatsoever. The
Democratic Party is now the anti American Party, not un American,

(43:08):
the anti American party. I say that solely based on
their view on the border. You cannot claim to love
America and have an unsecured border. You cannot. The two
do not go hand in hand. I've used the example
a million times. If I claim to love my house,
yet let anybody in, I don't love my house. You

(43:32):
monitor who teaches your children. You don't just let anybody
teach your children. You monitor it because you care about
your children. You monitor who you let into your home
because you care about your home. Things you don't care about.
Those are the things you like to seem nice in
front of your friends by saying things like, oh, they

(43:52):
should let everybody in. If there's anything anything in your
life where you think to yourself, I wish they'd let
everybody in. You don't care about that thing. If you
cared about it, you wouldn't think like that. Chris, I
realize the Washington Post and a bunch of media outlets

(44:13):
are demanding my apology for what I said on Tucker
Carlson's show last night. Would you do me a favorite
real quick and play for them? My apology. It's the
same reason she cackles like a dead hyena every time
she's asked an uncomfortable question. It's the same reason she
started out her political career as Willie Brown's brotwortht bun
Kamala Harris. There's my apology, all right? Ask doctor Jesse,

(44:37):
what's your opening bumper song? The song is called Highway
Tune by Greta van Fleet, And actually the whole song
is even better than that little tidbit I get to
play you at the beginning of the show. It's a
sweet obviously led Zeppelini's sound and jam it's awesome moving on.

(44:58):
A girl at work said assault rifle in AAR fifteen
is a reason is reason enough for it to be illegal. Basically,
she said R stands for assault rifle. It obviously does not.
Should I ask her to dinner and kindly present facts
to how wrong she is or is a young democrat
just a waste of time? My name, he says, I

(45:19):
can use his name. My name is Joe, but most
people call me Joe new idiots, all right, depends on
how hot she is. I mean, let's be frank about this, fellas.
And I realized the ladies are rolling their eyes right now,

(45:39):
especially as a young single dude. It really depends on
how hot she is. Now, let's clarify something. I mean,
she could be the hottest thing that ever walked the planet.
I'm not going to marry somebody like that and have
that person raise my kids. You have to keep that
in mind, fellas when you're thinking about putting a ring

(46:01):
on it. But in a date or two, wouldn't hurt. Now,
I say that I'm a famously impatient person when it
comes to that kind of stupidity. I actually had a
girl I picked up one time, and I was supposed
to pick her up, and I didn't really have any money,
so we were just gonna pick I was just gonna
pick her up, and we were just gonna drive around.

(46:22):
You know what I did, I'll tell you in a second.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an ask doctor
Jesse Friday. We have the man who's challenging Republican Governor
of Texas, Chad Praythor. He's coming up in about ten
minutes from now. Why why challenge the Republican governor? Back

(46:46):
to the question, I was telling a quick story about
how you should take the Democrat girl out anyway, if
she's hot enough. But that probably makes me a hypocrite
because I picked this girl up one time, and I'm
not gonna say her name because for all I know
she's listening. I have to keep in mind that the
nation thissence now, which is a bit of an adjustment
from our seven o'clock at night show for one hour.
But that's another story. Picked her up and the plan

(47:09):
was to drive. It was just gonna be a drive
around day because I didn't have any money, right, I
didn't have any money. Maybe stopped trying to see if
we could buy some underage beer or something, but it
was that's it. I lasted fifteen minutes. She was so
dagon annoying. I turned around and dropped her right back
off at the house and she asked what was going on,
and I said, I forgot I have to go do

(47:29):
something at the house. I just couldn't do it. I
couldn't do it. She was so odd, but I couldn't.
I can't deal with that. So maybe, look, that's probably
on me. I guess she might be able to say.
He might say, I have a patience problem. Hello, doctor Kelly.
As a former radio program director. I failed to understand
why CNN no longer gives us the news. They would

(47:53):
rather spew left wing propaganda and hate anything that has
to do with Republican ideology. If they lost over percent
of their audience, they can't be making money or appealing
to advertisers. So why is CNN doing this type of programming?
What is the benefit for them? Can you please explain?
Thank you in advance for any assistance given. I've actually

(48:15):
had this kind of question a lot from people, and
I love that people think like this, trying to work
out the why, because I mean, the ratings don't the
ratings don't lie. CNN is it is a disaster now,
and it's not difficult to figure out how things work
in radio and TV. It's the same thing. I need listeners.

(48:38):
I need a lot of them. I need as many
as I can get. If I have listeners, then the
people who are listening to me, they will listen when
I talk about my advertisers, they will go buy the
things from my advertisers, which keeps the show on the air.
The advertisers keep the show on the air. People have
to be listening or watching, or your advertisers don't sell

(49:01):
their products, and you go broke and you go off
to find a real job instead of what what I do.
That's that's the bottom line. It's not complicated. And the
more people who watch, the more your show is worth
to advertisers, and the fewer people who watch, the less
your show was worth to advertisers. If I get on

(49:23):
the air every single night and I talk to one
hundred people and they buy products from my advertisers, that's good.
I mean that's not good. But I'm shrinking the numbers
for you know, for effect. But if tomorrow, instead of
reaching one hundred people, I reach ten people, well, eventually
those advertisers are either going to a leave or they're

(49:46):
going to be say, well, I spent five hundred dollars
with Jesse. You know, there's a lot fewer listeners. No, no,
hardly anybody calls. So I'm not paying five hundred dollars. Again,
it's all about profit. I'm not in a charitable business here.
It's about profit. Never made any bones about that. So
with CNN, the audience is shrinking, and post Trump, it's

(50:10):
in freefall. And look it's in freefall for everybody post Trump,
but not nearly as bad as CNN. Why well, once
the election's over and once the human phenom of Trump
is gone, because Trump's so interesting, fewer people are gonna
watch cable news. CNN is in worse shape because they

(50:31):
don't have talent, and they're not talented. They have a
bunch of idiots on there. There are some who I
think are talented, even though I disagree with them. But
when Don Lemon has his own TV show, that's not good.
And I'm willing to admit when people on the other
side are talented, like Rachel Maddow, don't throw up or
throw something at the radio. Rachel Maddow is talented. No,

(50:52):
I don't agree with a single word she says. She's talented.
To carry a TV show the way she does, it
takes talents, a unique skill. Not everyone can do it.
Done Lemon just sucks. That guy's a moron. That guy
has his own TV show on CNN. Now, the question
you asked was why, well, one remember this they decided

(51:17):
during the Trump years they made a business decision. The
business decision at CNN was this. They were known They
were never the center, the center network, right, but they
were known as being that center network. That's why That's
why a lot of people would turn them on and
restaurants or whatnot because you think it's not laughter, right,
it's just CNN. Then Trump gets elected and they figure out, look,

(51:41):
a right wing audience is going to go to radio,
They're gonna go to the various TV networks like the
First TV and Fox News and things like that. Just
the right is going to go that way. We should
maybe try to super serve the left and make a fortune.
And they did during the Trump years. CNN's well, they
were never you know, Fox News. They were making plenty

(52:03):
of money to turn a profit. But they made a huge,
huge mistake. They invested in a temporary thing, Trump's presidency.
They went all in on Trump's presidency, all in on
actually stopping Trump's presidency, which is the great irony, because
it was Trump's presidency who was keeping them afloat. What

(52:26):
they didn't understand then, what they very much understand now
but won't admit. What they didn't understand then was they
don't have talented people on television. They had Donald Trump
on television. You know, they say in sports radio, they
say in sports radio, anybody can do a sports radio

(52:48):
show during football season, because football is so big and
so important to Americans, and so interesting. Any moron can
come in and sit down behind a microphone and talk
about this player or that player, this coaching decision. They say,
the best guys of sports radio, they're interesting when it's
not football season. When it's the middle of July and

(53:10):
you've got nothing but some baseball to talk about, that's
the talented guys. It's the same thing for political TV.
Anybody can be interesting when Donald Trump is carrying the show.
I said this to people while Donald Trump was president.
I said, my fellow media pundits, if you can't do
an entire radio or TV show without mentioning Donald Trump's name,

(53:32):
you ain't gonna be around long once he's gone. What
you're seeing now, to answer your question, is this. You're
going to see a slow admission from CNN that what
they have isn't working. Now. I don't know that that
means they're going to moderate, but you're going to start
seeing adjustments for sure. Because there is one thing that

(53:53):
is an absolute fact. The money's not coming in. Nobody's watching,
So the advertisers are not going to pay a premium
dollar to be on a show where nobody's watching because
it doesn't do them any good. It's not a charitable business.
You're going to start seeing major, major, major adjustments. The
reason CNN when all in is, like I said, they

(54:15):
decided to take advantage of the Trump phenom machine and
super serve their audience. It just it's a dangerous road
when you're investing in things that are temporary. You really
want to aim for long term. You should have if
you're CNN, you should have spent four years looking for talent,

(54:37):
not the next person who will scream about Trump. You
can find anyone to do that. You should have been
shopping for talent. You didn't. It was all Orange man
bad for four years. Now how you're doing? Five people
were watching tonight and that incredible? All right, Chad Prather,
he's challenging a sitting Republican governor in Texas. Why let's

(55:01):
ask him, what in the world is this music? Joining me? Now?
As you know here on the Jesse Kelly Show, the
guest picks their own music. What in the world, my

(55:21):
friend Chad Praithor of the Chad Praythor Show and more importantly,
Republican candidate for governor, Chad, why that song? Because every
time I think of you, Jesse Kelly, it breaks my heart.
My feet will never ask again. Oh no, you know
I can feel it. It's already stuck in my head.

(55:43):
Oh gosh, I hate you, Chad. But first, let's focus
on the task at hand. You're challenging a Republican governor.
What are you some kind of traitor? Why? I know,
I know. I'm wearing a T shirt right now that
says hashtag abbot out. You can actually go to abbot
out dot com and it takes you to my website
that tells you more about why we're doing what we're doing.

(56:05):
You know, I'm so tired. Everybody says that Greg Abbott's
doing a great job, you know, and the media wants
to talk about what the great job he's done, grit,
And then I say, what's he done? Tell me what
he's done? Now what he said? What he's done? The
guy is a campaign conservative. In eight years in Austin, Texas,
he hasn't done a single thing. He's been in Texas

(56:27):
politics for twenty five years and he hasn't done a
single thing. He never put his neck on the line
for anything. But I say what he has done, He's
shut down the state unilaterally and dictatorially last year for
the COVID pandemic because people countless, millions of jobs and livelihoods.
He spent two hundred ninety five million dollars of taxpayer
money on contact tracing Jesse. That alone is enough to

(56:49):
boot somebody out of the office. He's spending one hundred
million dollars on higher education, but he's crowdsourcing a supposed wall.
But I promise you he will never even get going.
Countless counties, twenty counties on them on the southern border
are begging for help greg Abbott to send DPS resources

(57:10):
down there, you know, and he says we'll do it,
doesn't do it. Don't forget the energy grid, the water crisis,
just the nonsense that's going on. Eight GOP legislative priorities
in this most recent session, and none of them, none
of them as the bills were written, none of them
get any love from Governor Greg Abbott in what was

(57:30):
supposed to be the most conservative legislative session we've ever
had in history of Texas. So yeah, we're running against him.
We're working to primary the guy. Twenty five years in
politics is politics. He's never had a primary contender of
any seriousness or note. And so, yeah, you know, I've
got a book coming out in September. The name of
the book is Am I crazy? To answer Jesse is yes,

(57:53):
I am crazy. Chad, I need you to explain something
to me. Speaking with Chad Praith, Republican candidate for governor
and obviously of the Chad Show, Explain to me what
happened to Greg Abbott or was he always a bit
of a weenie or did it just get exposed during coronavirus?
Because I've been screaming about this for a year and
a half of how terrible he was on it. I mean, yeah,

(58:15):
Johnny come lately sounds nice now. He was awful. He
had this state lockdown, he was running time and stuff,
just like anyone else. Has he always been that way? Well?
The problem is you get to a point when you're
in politics so long that you're more politician than you
are person. Right, And so Greg Abbott and I asked people,
I said, please tell me one piece of legislation in

(58:36):
all of his career that he put his neck on
the line and said, I'm this is this is pushing
this through. No one can point out anything except for
pre k for all and that was the push because
of his wife's wanted to have wanted it to happen.
But there's no other legislation that Greg Abbott has ever
been bowled on. Nothing. So you know, the guy was

(58:58):
groomed from the beginning, right he was on the Supreme
Court in Texas, he was the Texas Attorney General, became governor.
I think he had aspirations to ultimately run for president.
The last eighteen months of his career has absolutely decimated
his reputation amongst true conservatives. He's just a guy who

(59:21):
has been a political placeholder. He's a campaign conservative. As
I said, he hasn't gotten anything accomplished. What he has
done is he's increased spending in the state by forty
billion dollars in his tenure. He's property taxes have been
driven through the roof. We've got an untenable future for
our kids here and it's just outrageous. And the guy

(59:42):
doesn't want to deal with anything. You would think that
we would be the first one leading the charge for
constitutional carry when it comes to the Second Amendment. He
didn't want that passed, and the bill that finally did
make it to his desk here recently and was so
watered down it's not constitutional. It's virtually unrecognizable from the
bill that was written. You got eighteen to twenty one
year olds who can go fight and die for their country,

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but you can't carry a firearm in the state of Texas.
That's absolute insanity. By those rules, Aaron Burr and Alexander
Hamilton wouldn't be able to carry a firearm in the
state without going through the whole rigamar role of filling
out untold forms of getting approval. These are the kind
of things we're looking at, and honestly, true conservatives across
Texas are fed up with it. They're sick to death

(01:00:24):
of this nonsense speak of with Chad Prather here, Chad.
One thing I have an issue with, and I have
a major issue with this with a lot of Republican
governors out there, is inviting California businesses and things like
that to their state. If good conservatives want to move
from blue states to red states, that's one thing. Inviting
a business that's going to bring thousands of likely Democrats

(01:00:48):
into the state because you want to be mister corporate
is another. And Abbott seems to make a living doing that. Yeah,
he's very deep in the pockets of multi national corporations.
We're turning Austin, Texas into a small silicon valley. Is
getting very purple around here, and you can smell the
cesspool of Tesla and Facebook and HP and Amazon and

(01:01:12):
countless others that have been welcomed with open arms under
the guise of providing jobs for Texans. But as you know,
not only do they bring their people, but they bring
their ideologies, and they bring their money. And we all
know that lobbyists throughout every state, whether it's run by
Republicans or not, these taxpayer funded lobbyists that are out there,

(01:01:35):
they're the ones that are in control. They're the ones
who are determining things. Now, you tell me how Greg
Abbott since the end of the legislative session, which was
towards the end of June, middle to the end of June,
the last ten days in the month of June, Greg
Abbott after the legislative session, raised eighteen point seven million
dollars in donations. Now, that's not mom and pop money,

(01:01:57):
that's not the campaign I running. At Praith twenty twenty
two dot com. You can even go to Beato twenty
two dot com and you find me. Uh, it's it's amazing. Uh.
That's not our kind of campaign, the kind of got
The guy's got sixteen million dollars in a campaign war chest.
Where do you think money like that comes from. It's
not the average hard work in blue collar text And

(01:02:18):
I can assure you that, Chad, what are you having
for dinner tonight? I think I'm gonna have a pizza?
Are you all right? Now? What's the Chad praithor pizza
topping of choice? I understand you're probably a very diverse
man who who's many different toppings as I do, but
the one go to what is it? So? Right now,
I've got this great pizza place in Fort Worth, Texas,

(01:02:39):
where I live, and they've got a vegetarian pizza, but
I don't believe it. At least I'll have them add
some pepperoni on there and some palapenas and it's good.
I've cut back on I've cut and I'm just skin.
I was gonna lie and I have cut back on meat.
That's not true. But then I want to make jokes,

(01:03:00):
and then I want to make jokes about George Michael
and wham. When I talk about no, hold on, hold on,
hold on, You're not getting away with this. Who eats
a vegetarian pizza? What kind of man, especially a big
cowboy from Texas like you, orders a vegetarian pizza and
don't try to improve it by adding pepperoni and halapinos.

(01:03:21):
You order the vegetarian pizza, Chad, I did. It's so good,
but there's no pineapple on it. Uh, you know, listen, man, listen,
I'm rewriting. I just rewrote George Straits. All my exes
live in Texas. The song now goes, there's just two
sexes here in Texas, and I'm getting in touch with
my feminine side. Chad Fraith or everybody. What's your website?

(01:03:46):
Real quick? But Pithy twenty two dot com. You can
find everything at watch Chad dot com. And we're having
a blast doing this thing, and I encourage people to
get involved in check us out. Thank you, my brother,
Appreciate you. Appreciate you, Josie, take every buddy, good dude,
hope he wins. It is important. It is important for

(01:04:08):
you to get involved in your primary. Maybe you should
run in your primary. You know, that's not the end
of the world. If you lose and you might trust me.
I've lost twice. It's not the end of the world
if you lose. You know what you feel like when
you run for office and you do it for the

(01:04:28):
right reasons and you lose. I'll be totally frank with you.
It hurts. There's no easy way about that. You have
to walk up to that podium, as I have had
to do twice and give a speech to your supporters
and tell them you lost. That hurts. It's not easy.
But there is something else about running for office and losing.

(01:04:51):
You should know. Hang on, I'll tell you. Feeling a
little stocky, follow like a subscribe on social at Jesse
Kelly DC. It is that Jesse Kelly's show. I realize
I realized we have more than an hour left on

(01:05:12):
the show. I wish we could extend it tonight. Is it?
Are we allowed to extend it? Chris? I don't want
to go to some neighborhood party tonight. I hate talking
to people when I'm done with work. What is it
with women who insist? Women are? I swear it's like
universal this way too. When work gets done on the Friday,
they want to go out, They want to go hang

(01:05:34):
out with the neighbors. They want to do this that
when I'm done, I want to be done. But they're
thinking that's fun. I don't understand it. I don't understand
this world. Chris. Quick reminder for a couple of things,
A couple of housekeeping items. Our new history podcast. Remember
I do a history podcast. It's not gonna be You're
not gonna hear it on the radio, but I do
a history podcast once a week. It drops tomorrow. I

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think you enjoy it. If you're hunting for it, it'll
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That's one two. Rate and review the show. Leave a
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(01:06:18):
I am. We have Ann Coulter coming up on Monday
on the show. That should be entertaining as always. I
love Anne. Doctor Jesse. One of your episodes, you mentioned
your favorite foods at Red Lobster. Can you please remind
me so I can give them a try? It would
be my honor. It would be my honor. Don't shake

(01:06:38):
your head at Red Lobster, Chris. I'll stop this show
right now. Here's what you order at the greatest restaurant
in America. And I will not take anybody making fun
of Red Lobster. I understand. I'm white trash. I've never
pretended to be anything other than that. I love it.
And people catch me eating there in Houston all the time,

(01:07:00):
and people will recognize me, and they'll come up and say, hey, Jesse,
I can't believe you actually eat here. Did you think
this was a bit? I love it. I'm not even
This is no exaggeration. I've eaten at Red Lobster by
myself multiple times over just to last year. Oftentimes, you know,

(01:07:21):
the wife won't want to go, something about the quality
issues or whatever. I'll just go by myself. Here's what
you order at Red Lobster. Pay attention, remember something. I
may be a man of few skills, but I am
the menu whisperer. I don't shake your head, Chris. I
can look at a menu no matter what, even if

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I've never been there before, and I can pick out
the gem items on the menu. I tell people totally arrogantly,
people I just met, when I sit down at dinner
with him, I'll say, just order what I order, and
they always look at me crazy, and multiple times after
the food has gotten there and there sucks in minds dynamite,
they'll admit to me, I should have ordered what you ordered,

(01:08:04):
your dagon right, you should have. So here's what you
order at Red Lobster. First and foremost, get the mozzarella
cheese sticks. You would never think, but Red Lobster probably
has the best mozzarella cheese sticks on the planet. Nobody
knows about it, Nobody orders them. They're phenomenal. Get the

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mozzarella cheese sticks. Then what you're going to do as
you're going to create your own feast. You're going to
create your own feast, and you're going to get the
shrimp scampy. That's that's scampy that comes in the little
bowl of lemon garlic butter. And now pay attention to
this part. You're going to get the Cajun shrimp alfredo.

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You're not going to see it on the menu. You
will see shrimp alfredo on the menu. You'll think to yourself, Oh, no, Jesse,
lie to me, there's no Cajun. Disregard that they all
have the cage in option, every one of them. And
believe me, I've eaten at a lot of Red Lobsters.
They all have the cage in option. You will get

(01:09:11):
that cage in shrimp pasta. You will almost die it's
so good, and you will email me Jesse at Jesse
Kelly show dot com and thank me for it, because
I demand people thank me when I guide them through menus.
As the menu whisperer. I like what Chris. I like

(01:09:31):
the acknowledgement that comes with that. All right, there you go. Dessert.
I'm sorry to say you can skip the dessert. For
years and years and years, I've wanted Red Lobster to
have even one vaguely respectable dessert. They do not. Oh
I did forget one thing, though, another thing at Red Lobster.
Before your food gets there, get a salad. You know

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I'm not a big salad guy. I know you're gonna
find that shocking. Get the blue cheese on it. Red
Lobster might have the best blue cheese ever ever. And
when you're done with your whole meal, remember I told
you to get the shrimp scampy. Right, your shrimp scampy,
you'll be gone and you'll still have that bowl of
lemon garlic butter. Have them because they're really nice, like

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Red lobster all the time. Have them bring you an
extra warm thing of the or just a new warm
thing of biscuits, the cheddar Bay biscuits. Take the biscuits
and start dipping every bite in the lemon garlic butter
that's in the bowl of shrimp scampy. I know what
you're thinking, Jesse. That doesn't sound very healthy. You're at

(01:10:36):
red lobster healthies for tomorrow. Go enjoy yourself. Hey, great oracle,
most handsome radio star to ever grace the airwaves. Now
that is how you start an email, Chris, I need
to know how you would rank these five legendary bands.
Led Zeppelin, Leonard skinnerd Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, the Eagles.

(01:10:58):
That's easy. Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Leonard Skinnered, the Eagles,
and the Grateful Deadest garbage gets serious. The Grateful Dead
had like one good song after that it was just
a bunch of druggies. And don't don't give me this.
I know. See I'm gonna get killed for this. Don't
give me these emails. Oh you don't know what it's
like being a deadhead. Yeah I do. Okay, you drove
around the country smoking weed. It's not that complicated, Oh

(01:11:23):
handsome one. If Genghis Khan was brought into a time
machine in a modern day and was given an army
of one hundred thousand people, and I was given an
army of equal strength with equal weapons in a completely
equal battlefield, who would win the battle? Genghis Khan with
his tactical knowledge or you with your knowledge of modern weapons.
Gengis Khan would slaughter you. Genghis Khan, Yeah, maybe a

(01:11:44):
bit of a mass murderer. Probably the greatest general who
ever walked the planet, without question, the greatest conqueror who
ever walked the planet. If I did not get to
your questions yet, stay tuned, because I still just might.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and we have a
lot more show for you. Hang off. It is The

(01:12:16):
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday Final hour, and yes
we're still gonna keep having fun today. Time for some
more ask doctor Jesse questions. This is not nice, you
see so many of you are not nice. I am
such a kind, gentle human being and I don't what, Chris,

(01:12:40):
I don't deserve this kind of abuse. This is did
you have to cheat to get good grades at community college?
Just wondering. Since the only people you can cheat off
of also go to community college, that is just not nice.
But she says, thank you for making my second shift
job bearable. You have a great show and are more
handsome than all the other radio personalities. What Chris, Sorry,

(01:13:03):
she has excellent taste. One. I encourage people to go
to community college, and I don't. Look, I went to
community college because I'm dumb. All right, You're probably not
dumb I am. When I got out of the Marine
Corps in two thousand and four, I just went back
to work in construction. And by that point in time,
my old man had started his own construction company and

(01:13:27):
I started working there. Now I was in the ditch,
but still I figured I'd worked my way up. Maybe
one day, you know, just do this the rest of
my life. That's what I was going to do. The
rest of my life was construction of some form. It's
I mean, family business what I knew. But I was
still in this mode of the mode I try to
break in you, the mode of wow, I'll have to

(01:13:49):
go to college. And I failed obligetty because I had
the GI bill where they pay for most of it.
I really I failed obighated to not waste that money.
I mean, gosh, Chris obviously can at least respect that.
I didn't want to waste money, so I thought, okay,
well I'll go to community college. Now community college was
right for me because I'm a bad student. I don't

(01:14:12):
properly respect teachers. Apparently. I don't like doing homework. In fact,
I've always gotten resentful about it. Even as a child.
I would get home at night and I'd think, why
don't I have to do more homework? I was just
there all day. I don't want to do homework anymore.
And because I'm a really bad person, I only like
to do the things I want to do. And I

(01:14:33):
know that sucks, and you're supposed to do more than that.
But I only want to do the things I want
to do, and I show no interest and put no
effort into doing things I don't want to do unless
it's you know, the wife wants to go hang out
with some friends and I don't want to go. I mean, shoot, Actually,
that's a great example. Tonight, when I get off the show.
When I get off the show, there's some big neighborhood

(01:14:55):
block party, and everyone's going down and they're all gonna
have a couple of beers and we're all gonna talk.
There's nothing in the world I want to do less
than that. Nothing. I want to go home, maybe watch
a documentary. Don't make fun of me. I want to
watch a World War One documentary or something. Put a
bourbon in my hand, hang out with my buddies, I mean,

(01:15:18):
my son's, and do nothing. I don't want to go
talk to people. I'm going to do it because the
wife wants, but I wouldn't if it wasn't for her.
I would go home and do nothing. And because I
lack shame or feelings or human emotion, they would call me.
The neighbors all have my number. They call me or
text me or knock on my door, and I would

(01:15:38):
just ignore them, or if they pressed it, I'd say no,
I'm not coming and they'd say why I don't make
up lies about that stuff. I'd say, because I don't
feel like it. And that's it. Everyone knows in the
neighborhood Irish goodbye all the time. Everybody knows it. What's
an Irish guldbye? You ask well, and I realize I'm
getting way sidetracked here. I'll get back to in a moment,
what do I What's an Irish couldbye to a tradition

(01:16:03):
in Ireland, although I've never been, For all I know,
this is an old wives tale, but supposedly it's an
Irish tradition. Irish hosts are really caring and when you
want to leave, if there's a party in an Irish home,
they want the host wants to make sure you're taken
care of. Can I make a plate for you? Say goodbye?
Can I do all these other things? So it's considered

(01:16:23):
polite too. Simply leave, don't tell the host goodbye. Then
you don't put all these obligations on the host. Now
that's why they do it, because they're polite. I do
it because I'm rude. I'm known for this. The entire
neighborhood knows it by now. They all laugh about it.
I'm running out of energy the second I get there,
because I don't want to hang out with all these

(01:16:44):
people all the time. A little bits fine. It's not
like I dislike I'm It's not like the bad people.
There's a timer. Right when I show up, there's a timer,
and whenever I'm done, I'm not going to get up
and say goodbye. I'm not gonna get up and say
I'm leaving. Why. Here's why, because here's what I'll get. Ah,
now just stay, I hang out for another hour. But

(01:17:07):
we were just doing that. But I don't want to
deal with that because by the time I get up
to leave, I'm already tired and done with the party.
So I'm going to get up and I'm going to
walk out, and I'm not going to say anything to
anybody that's called the Irish goodbye. Now back to what
we were talking about. I'm a bad student because I

(01:17:28):
only want to do the things I want to do.
So I decided, I shoot, I don't want to waste
the GiB. I'll still try to get some kind of degree.
I'm working construction and I'm making good money. I think
I was making gosh, I don't even remember fifty sixty
thousand dollars a year. I mean, I was making real money,
the fresh out of the Marine corps, where you're making
like twenty cents a year. I could make a car payment.

(01:17:50):
I had a decent apartment by myself. I mean, obviously
I'm not wealthy, but I'm doing fine, real fine. I
decide don't want to start doing the community college thing on.
I wasn't in the right frame of mind to be
doing the community college thing. Remember this is still I
was still really fresh back from Iraq. I would I
was not in a good place. I would sit in

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the back of the classroom with the ball cap on
pulled way down over my head, and I just didn't
want anybody to talk to me. Leave me alone. I
kind of feel like hitting somebody right now. Nobody talked
to me right now, and I'm rude in abrasive with
the teachers. I remember, we had this sociology professor, and

(01:18:34):
of course a sociology professor, so of course he's this
whacked out liberal nutball and someone we get on the
subject of crime. And the part of Tucson that's bad
is South Tucson. It's a real Mexican barrio type area,
real ghetto out area. Now. Granted, of course that's where
you get the best breakfast tacos, so I still went
all the time, but this dangerous place. People die there.

(01:18:56):
He brought up the fact that, wow, the only reason,
the only reason there's more arrests in these in these
bad neighborhoods is because there's more cops there. And so
I raised my hand in the back. I generally didn't
do this. I raised my hand in the back and said, okay,
so you're telling me you would be just as comfortable

(01:19:18):
taking your wife and dropping your wife off for a
midnight stroll through South Tucson as you would taking her
to some nice neighborhood and dropping her off for a
stroll in the middle of the night. I mean the
problems the cops, right, the problems the cops. Of course,
you're not. Stop playing stupid with me. I have no
idea why I just told you that story just now,

(01:19:41):
but I just told it anyway. There House Republicans launch
Freedom from Big Tech caucus. Now, let's talk about caucuses
here for a second. You and I care about the
Republican Party having teeth, right. We want the Republican Party

(01:20:03):
to get some guts. We want them to start fighting
for the things you and I care about. We're tired
of these woosye laid down and take it Republicans. I know,
I certainly am all. That's understandable. That's what you and
I believe. I understand that. I get that the problem
is the good Republicans. While their numbers have actually grown

(01:20:25):
in recent years, the good Republicans are outnumbered. And when
it comes to what actually gets done in in the
House of Representatives in the Senate, it's one gigantic caucus
measuring contest. It is if I, let's say I got
elected to Congress, which as we all know, that's not
going to happen. I tried twice and failed twice. But

(01:20:47):
let's say I got elected to Congress. I can be
the best leader, the strongest personality. I can have the
best ideas. I could never waiver all that stuff. None
of that does any good. If I'm still just me,
they can simply ignore me, freeze me out. Jesse, we

(01:21:09):
want you to vote for this fill vote for this
bill up yours. I'm not voting for that bill. I
stand for what's right. Okay, forget about Jesse. Who cares.
We'll just go get votes from someone else. Now, if
I get ten friends, twenty friends who will stand with
me whenever I take a stand like that, now I

(01:21:30):
become more and more powerful. You're starting to understand the
caucus measuring contest. This is going to apply to this
freedom from big tech thing in ways you may not
want to talk about. But first, let me tell you something.
You support companies all the time who hate America. You

(01:21:50):
don't do this on purpose. I'm not pulling fingers that
I do too. I've talked to you endlessly about how
I'm trying to stop doing that. I'm doing everything I
can to make sure my money goes to corporations who
love this country. Put you still have to exist in
this corrupted system. Why are you getting betting, Why are
you getting pillows? Why are you getting towels, slippers, pajamas,

(01:22:14):
mattress pads, anything from anyone else than my pillow Because
you don't have a quality excuse. So I'll tell you
that much. There is no higher quality than my pillow. None.
They have a sixty day money back guarantee for a reason.
You can use it for two months and get your
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(01:23:10):
it is The Jesse Kelly Show and yes we're having
fun tonight on an asking Doctor Jesse Friday. Let me
finish my thought on the caucus measuring contest in Congress,
because that's what it is. House Republicans launch a Freedom
from Big Tech Caucus. Okay, it's Republicans Ken Buck and

(01:23:30):
Lance Gooden, and I know Ken a little bit. Ken's
good people. And it looks like there are other Republicans
in there who so far, I mean, you don't get
married to people for life, but so far been really good.
Madison Cawthorne, Burgess Owens, Paul Gossar. They're saying things like
big tech has abused its market power for decades and

(01:23:51):
Congress must hold these companies accountable. And they're saying all
the right things, and they're doing all the right things.
Here's something you haven't thought of yet, and man, I
almost don't even want to tell you to do it,
because you're gonna do it, and it's gonna be disheartening,
and I'm not trying to bring it down on a Friday.
In fact, we'll get back to our asked Doctor Jesse
questions in a minute. Go look at how many Republican

(01:24:14):
members of Congress receive large campaign donations from Google, from Facebook,
from the other big tech companies. There's a reason Republicans
have talked really, really, really tough for a while now

(01:24:36):
about big tech, but not actually done anything about it.
Why do you think that is. Let's keep in mind,
we knew, like fifteen minutes after the twenty sixteen presidential
election Trump won. We knew big tech was really really
mad that their platforms were used to help a non

(01:24:58):
communist get elected. They were open that they were going
to try to do everything they could to make sure
that didn't happen again next time. They were going to
try to stop his reelection again. These are They were
open about this, They had meetings about it. Everyone knew this.
And we were sitting on the House, the Senate, and
the presidency for two years. And you know what we
did about big tech in that time, Nothing, not a

(01:25:24):
single thing. There is a bitter pill we all have
to accept at some point in time, and it's taken
me a long time to get there, but I've realized this.
The Democrat Party, the modern day Democrat Party, Yeah, they're communists.
They are They're full blown communists, and they're terrible and

(01:25:44):
totalitarian and anything bad you want to say about them.
But the people you and I, the people we rely
on to defend us from those communists. Half of them,
at least they're out, they're bought out. They're not on
our side. And I'm not just talking about someone like

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Mitt Romney. I know that's what a lot of people
will say. Whenever you bring this up. I get people say, yeah,
Mitt Romney. Set Mitt Romney aside. We know Mitt Romney's lost.
Mitt Romney, to his credit, openly works for the other team.
Here's something rough for you. People you think are on

(01:26:27):
your side, aren't. They'll go on television, they'll call some
big tech guy in front of him, have this congressional
hearing this fire and Brimstone. Why are you censoring conservatives?
This is an outrage? And you'll get an email fifteen
minutes after the hearings over. Did you hear Congressman so

(01:26:47):
and so go after Facebook donate fifty dollars to his
reelection campaign today and help us stop big tech censorship.
And all this stuff will take place, and then you'll
go look at the feast. See reports the Federal Election
Commission reports. Wait a minute, Google donated ten thousand dollars

(01:27:09):
to this guy's pack. What I thought he was. I
thought he was against these companies. What. No, there are
workhorses and there are show horses, and you and I
get seduced. And look, it's not like you're the only
one who's guilty. Happens to me too. We get seduced
by show horses all the time. You remember Lindsay Graham

(01:27:35):
during the Kavanaugh hearings. Do you remember that Lindsey Graham.
I mean he's widely been known as, you know, kind
of a kind of a flimsy moderate style Republican. Right,
all of a sudden, Brett Kavanaugh is being accused of
being an alcoholic gang rapist, and Lindsey Graham is the

(01:27:56):
lion out there, Lindsey Graham all over TV every single day,
blasting away at the Democrats, blasting away at Christine Blaize Ford.
And I'm just as guilty as you, So don't think
you're alone if you felt for it. I was saying
things like, what in the world, what is in Lindsay

(01:28:17):
Graham's drinking water? These days? This guy has turned into
a warrior? Look at Lindsey Graham. This is great. Lindsey
Graham backtracked on that and turned into Lindsay Graham again
about fifteen minutes after the Kavanaugh hearing was over. After
all the reelection money came pouring in. Lindsay Graham is

(01:28:41):
still the same Lindsay Graham he's always been. It's easy
for you and I to get seduced. We get seduced.
It's understandable. It's not because we're bad people. Not what
wait a minute, hold on, It's not because you're a
bad person. I am a bad person. But we get
seduced because we're hungry. We're I hate using this word,

(01:29:07):
but we're desperate. You and I are desperate. We are
desperate for people on the right to actually fight for
what we believe in with the same vigor that we have.
You want people to fight like you fight. You want
people to believe like you believe. And the second one

(01:29:27):
of these Republicans gives you even a glimmer of hope
that they're the one who's going to do it for you,
and they're they're standing with you, you want to believe.
It's so bad that you just you fall for it.
It's the love sick guy in the strip club who
really believes the stripper thinks he's cute. I mean, maybe

(01:29:52):
a normal thinking human being, but he wants to believe
it's so bad. It's just not true. If you really
want to know how serious your favorite Republican is about
taking on big tech, you will go look at the
FEC reports. Anyone can do it. You're welcome to google

(01:30:14):
it and go look at their donations they've received from Facebook,
from Twitter, from Google, and that will tell you absolutely
everything you need to know. Because if you think any
one of these big tech platforms is donating to the
candidate who's actively working against them, well then I've got

(01:30:36):
another thing for you. Huh. All right, it's an ask
Doctor Jesse Friday quick reminder again our history podcast. Remember
I do a once a week history podcast. This week's
is awesome if I say so myself. It's dropping tomorrow
and it'll be on the normal podcast feed. I hope.
I heeart, Google, Spotify and iTunes, And while you're there iTunes,

(01:31:01):
leave a five star rating and leave a review talking
about how handsome I am. All right, we have a
bunch of Asked Doctor Jesse questions left. You can still
email them throughout the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show
dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. This one, Sir,

(01:31:23):
My family and I live in a Northeastern state. Were
locked down for months, destroyed businesses, so on and so forth.
We've decided we will likely move away within a few
years to a state that aligns with our values. How
do we convince our older parents to move as well?
As they don't understand why remaining is untenable? I get
this a lot. I'll explain in just a second. Is

(01:32:05):
the Jesse Kelly Show, Chris, I feel like the Last
Dance with Mary Jane in there is some kind of
drug reference. What it is, isn't it? I knew it?
The Devils led us? It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
On an asked doctor Jesse Friday, the question was, let
me go through it again, Sir, my family and I've

(01:32:25):
been living in a Northeastern state which locked down for months,
destroyed businesses, closed schools, etc. Our family has been in
the States since eighteen forties, and we have dozens of
family members in the contiguous states. Is that a word, Chris? Contiguous?
We didn't cover that word at Pima Community College. Okay,
I don't know all these words. Moving on, we have

(01:32:49):
decided we will likely move away with it a few
years to a state that aligns more with our values.
Here's the question, how do we convince our older parents
to move as well? As they don't understand why remaining
is untenable. Let me explain something to you. I think
the number is forty I think forty percent of the

(01:33:12):
United States of America, and this is in an ultramobile
time never leaves their hometown. Ever, that's wild to think
about it, especially for me because I've lived all over
the country. They never leave their hometown. If you have
older parents with roots like that, who've been there since
the eighteen forties, and believe me, I know this sucks

(01:33:35):
to hear because I get emails like this all the time.
How do I convince my sister to come with me?
How do I convince my parents? How do I You
can't save everyone, and your parents they've probably earned the right,
if we're being honest, to live where they want to live.

(01:33:57):
If your parents have roots like that and they've been
there that long, but you want something different for you
and your family, and I applaud you. Remember I've been
telling people this forever. Balkanize, get out of your blue area.
Get to a red area, make it redder. I've lived everywhere.
Let me tell you, living in an area there where

(01:34:17):
they share your values is even better than you think
it is. It's fantastic. So do it. But if they
don't want to, you're probably not going to get them
out of there. You're probably not going to get them
out of there. And I realized that's harder for other
people than it is for me. Now I'm not a

(01:34:37):
cold heart. Well, actually I am a cold hearted jerk.
I was about to lie, all right, Okay, I'm a
cold hearted jerk. But we lived around so many of
my cousins and aunts and uncles when I was a kid.
When I was in Ohio, they lived an hour hour
and a half away, and we'd have these big get
togethers where I would lip off to all the older
cousins and get beaten up and stuff like that. I know,
I know you're gonna find that shocking, but they said

(01:34:57):
they used to hold me under the hose and would
still be talking mess when I was under the host.
This is who I am, apparently. But then we moved
to Montana when I was ten. We don't have any
extended family of Montana. No family at all. No grandparents,
no cousins, no nothing. So I didn't really grow up
after the age of ten around my extended family. And

(01:35:17):
then my post life after that, I've lived everywhere and
I'm never around family, not even my parents. I have
nobody down here Rivot, so that's the norm for me.
But I've always looked at people who live around their families,
and I'll be honest with you, I think it's pretty cool.
Maybe that's one of those because you didn't have it

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kind of things. And it's not like I hate any
part of my life. I had a wonderful I have
a wonderful life. If I die tomorrow, it's been a
great thirty nine years. But these people who have these
get togethers on the weekends, getting together with the parents,
getting together with the grandparents, doing this, doing that, I've
always thought that was so cool. These big family outings.

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Oh it's the fourth of July, let's do a big
family barbecue. I've always thought that was cool. And when
I tell people to balkanize, when I tell you to
pack up and move, get out of there, and all
these other things, understand something I'm not naive. Sometimes people
simply can't because of their job. Sometimes people are simply
too entrenched with their families to do that. And who

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am I to tell you otherwise. I'm not in charge
of you. I'm not judging you. But hear me out
on this. As you know, I've told you the story
a hundred times. I've moved to DC after Tucson, lived
there for a year and just simply hated the values there.
When I say values, I mean it's not even just

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Democrat Republican, although that's probably tied to it. Nobody even
holds the door open for people, even women and kids.
Nobody says yes, ma'am, no sir. They don't look you
in the eye. Everyone's so solemn all the time. I
grew up in Montana. When you moved to Montana, Now

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this is really going to sound country, Bumpkin. When you
moved to Montana, it is the norm. When you're driving
up the road, the norm is car passes. You come
in the other way, right, so you're heading one way,
he's head in the other. You raise a finger or
raise your hand off the stair and were own. You wave.
You just simply waved everybody on the way by wave.
You never get that any in a place like DC.

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So we quit and we moved to a place in
Texas that shares our values. I looked for work everywhere,
but the whole purpose of the trip. We drove through
the Carolinas, in Tennessee and all the all the Alabama
and all that guy I was looking for work. We
finally moved to a place that shares our values, the
Texas suburbs where we still live. I mean, that was
Dallas back then, but it's Houston now. Hear me on this.

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If you're considering doing it, if you're considering making the
big move, taking the big chance, getting out of there,
if you actually get to a place where they share
your values, it's so nice. It's even better than you
can possibly imagine. And you can't really put that into
one You can't. You can't explain why with one specific thing.

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It's the tiny interactions you have throughout the day, throughout
the week that add up to simply a better life.
People share your values in general around you, Your life
is better. Like I said, I know what it's like
to live in a super blue area. I've lived in
multiple super blue areas, blue cities blue. It sucks, then

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it just does it sucks, it's not fun, it's terrible.
If you're thinking about getting out, get out, give it
a try, Jesse. Do you think there will come a
point in the not too distant future that the Democrats
will go full speed ahead and pass some completely egal
law or emergency powers Act demanding that all licensed gun

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odors in the US turn in all their guns or else. Honestly,
what do you think the reaction would be of most,
if not all, the population after what happened in New
Orleans after Katrina. I'm not so sure understand this. When
I talk about US needing a national divorce. The thing

(01:39:28):
that gives me hope that it's possible, the only thing
that gives me hope that it's possible, is this. We
are so armed on the right. The right has so
many firearms and so much ammo. And the more the
Democrats press forward, the more scared the right gets, and
they buy more guns and more AMMO. The reason that

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gives me hope is this, they know they're missing that
one final piece, the final piece of the totalitarian puzzle
is they must disarm you in order to force you
how to do everything they want to do. They understand
it is a necessary step. It always has been. There's

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never been one of these disgusting, murderous communist dictatorships without
disarming people first. They understand it's a necessary step. They
understand it hasn't happened yet, and they hate it. That's
why they're constantly doing things like appointing that nutball David
Chipman to the head of the ATF to try to
do whatever they can to disarm you. They want your guns.

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They want them badly, really really badly. It's the one
thing keeping them from doing whatever they want, whatever they want.
I would love to sit here because I don't want
to try to fearmonger. I try to always give it
to you straight. I would love to sit here and

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tell you, no, there's not going to be some time
where they just ignore the law. No, Oh, they're never
going to do that, but history says that's probably naive.
They want power over you bad enough they are going
to try to make you a lawbreaker as a gun owner. Now,

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the second part of your question is the interesting part,
and you're gonna want to wait and hear this. What
will the population do when that happens? Hang on, I'll
tell you you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.

(01:41:47):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. One final segment on
a Friday. You know what, I'm gonna stop saying, one
final segment on a Friday because I'm such a caring
kind person. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, because I'm such
a caring kind person. I realize what I say. It's
the final segment on a Friday. You're probably heartbroken. You're

(01:42:09):
probably thinking of yourself. Oh, Jesse's so smart and handsome
and write about everything. I want him to go on forever.
So if I'm warning you it's the final segment, it
probably brings you down, and I don't want that. All right,
quit back to my story. The question was about illegal guns.
Are they gonna make you illegal or they gonna seize them?

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Are they going to go full speed ahead? It'd be
naive to think otherwise, because they know it's the final step.
Now that's an extreme step. They know it's the final step.
But I have some bad news, and this is this
is bad news. I have some bad news. A lot

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of people would turn in their guns tomorrow if they
were made illegal. How do I know that? Do you
remember what happened during coronavirus. You understand, I mean, we've
gotten a million miles away from this. You understand a governor,
a mayor telling this business you close, and that business

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you close, and that business you close, and then looking
at this business and saying, all right, you can stay open.
I think you're essential. You know that's not legal, right.
They had no legal right to do what they did
to you during coronavirus, and yet people complied. And I'm
not criticizing people. I'm really not, because that's just you.

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Look around. No one wants to get arrested. But there
again lies the problem. Right, How comfortable are you having
the police show up, having handcuffs placed on you and
being taken to jail, charged with the crime, paying for
an attorney. You want to spend the night in jail tonight?

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You want to spend the next year you're in jail.
You a jail person. You see what I mean? People
can say all the time, this is illegal. I won't
do it, I won't comply, don't tread on me all
these other things. But the truth of the matter is,
unless you are willing to go to jail, you will

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comply because they have the power of force over you.
That doesn't make you a weakling, It doesn't make you
a bad person. But you would better look at yourself
in the mirror and ask yourself the question, how committed
are you? Because if the government does take this step,
and they want to take it now, I don't think
it's going to happen tomorrow or the next day or

(01:44:40):
anything like that. But if the government wants to take
a step and say a R fifteens illegal, any magazine
over ten rounds, which is pretty much all magazines, that's
a point of a magazine. Any magazine over ten rounds illegal.
If you own one, you're a felon. Turn them intomorrow.
Oh if the government says that, are you going to

(01:45:04):
be down at the cop shop turning in your guns?
And if you say no, I won't do it, Jesse,
I won't do it. I won't turn in my guns.
This is the hill I'll die on. Okay, that's fine. Good,
I'm glad you have that attitude. Good you're comfortable going
to federal prison. Remember think about what that means. Ladies,

(01:45:28):
you're gonna kiss the kiddos goodbye. Sorry son. Hopefully dad
can afford a nanny to take you to preschool. Mommy's
not coming home for five years, going to federal prison.
Dad's how much money is she make, how much she
bring in? She affording that mortgage payment, car payment. You're

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gonna kiss your wife goodbye. Have your kids wrapped their
arms around your neck, and say dad, don't go with
tears coming down their face. If it sounds like I'm
trying to make it real, it's because I'm trying to
make it real. Unless you're willing, unless enough people are
willing to get in serious trouble with the law. Whenever

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they do make that decision to make you and I felons,
to make you and I criminals, You're going to be very, very,
very disappointed at how many people you think are on
your side comply. Twenty twenty was one of the most
revealing times of my life because so many pundit friends

(01:46:33):
I have in politician friends I have on the right
set aside the communists, forget about them. So many pundits
and politicians I'm friends with on the right not only
complied with all this COVID stuff in the beginning, they
were pushing it. They were pushing it and shaming or

(01:46:54):
trying to shame people who weren't pushing it. You should
see my text messages from people you would know in radio,
in TV. You should see my text messages. Jesse. Why
are you against these lockdowns? Jesse? You're gonna get people killed, Jesse.
You should be telling people the lockdowns are a good idea. Jesse.

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Why aren't you encouraging people to get the vaccine? Jesse?
What's wrong with you? Do you want people to die,
not from communists, from people you view as your freedom fighters.
Do you remember it was me and like two other
people who were all, no, this is insane. I remember,

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I remember, don't forget there. And look, I'm not saying
that to you to bring you down. I don't want
you to look around and say to yourself, oh, all
these people with me are scumbags and they're weaklings, and
they're useless, and I can't count on any of them.
I'm saying it to you because I want you to
be aware when the beep hits the fan, and I

(01:47:59):
hope you're not alive for that, and I hope your
kids aren't, your grandkids aren't. But when the beep hits
the fan, and the beep always hits the fan, at
some point doesn't it. History says it's going to. When
it hits the fan. The amount of people around you
you can rely on, it's going to narrow down significantly, way,
way more than you think it's going to. Look around

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you think about all the friends, family members, too, you have,
and ask yourself, would that person be willing to go
to federal prison for what he believes in? Would that
person be willing to go to federal prison for me?
How many of those people do you have in your life?

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Most people, myself included, don't have very many. That's the
reality of life. If you missed any part of the
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(01:49:03):
you go, keep your chin up, enjoy your weekend, Go
eat good food, have a beer, kiss the old lady.
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