HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

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The following program contains views and opinionsthat do not reflect those of this station
or its advertisers. The rot OnDean Show Give Me. This is the
Outlaw d Show on KPORC. Unite. The Dean sank about in the hurricane,
I cried the girls in the cornrain. I classed a race card

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your side, I cheated, I'vestole and I live. I've been baptized
before God. I spoke to Jointin front of my mind. He's a
very naughty boy. I bought cars, Pomas about a home. I saw
Elvis in the Asktone. I boughtmy heart. I'd battle with the Booze.

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I bought my picture on the coverof the Public News. There is
absolutely nothing inappropriate about my programming.Would you like to be technicked in a
pale with a hill billy girl pointingit? You would let up and oh
my god, that's hot. Thisis the Outlaw Dave Show on KPRC ninth
A. D Baby, I Awaited twenty years to show you my true

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feelings. Meet me at the centerField stands midnight. Yeah. I was

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always a crazy one. Broke intothe stadium and I wrote your number on
the fifty yard line. You werealways a perfect warning a ballu dictorians Under
your number, I wrote conquery goodtime, only wanting to get your attention

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that you overlooked me so besides,you had too many boy friends to men
John, and I played my givetalk to you loud? How do you
like me now? How do youlike me? Now? Now? Then
I'm on my way? You stillthink I'm crazy? Standing here today?

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I couldn't make you love me,but I always dreamed about living in your
radio like it now. When Itook off to Tennessee, I heard that
you me fun of me. Neverimagine that me kid this far? Then

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you're married in my girl lain ina cruel and funny world. Ain't took
your dream and it truthing me far. He never comes home and you always
alone and your kids here cried downthe hall. Lord pluck starts ringing you

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could that be saying? And it'sme baby? Would you wake up?
Calm? How do you like menow? Now? He like me?
Now? Now that I'm on myway? You still think I'm crazy?
Standing here to day? You loveme? But I always dreamed about living

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in your radio. How do youlike me now? How do you like

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me? Down. Now that I'mon my way, you still think I'm
crazy standing here today. I couldn'tmake you laugh, Dave, And I
always dream day about living in yourradio Patty like me. Now tell me

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I will preach Outlaw Dave. He'syour friend. Can you hear me all
the way back there? Your immaturity, it's extremely disappointing. We got a

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party. You're not normally this interesting. You're a natural talent, the fat
one or a funny looking one.We could do a podcast and it would
be a million times better than whateverthat drivel was we were listening to.
This is the Outlaw Dave Show onKPRC. Now time for another Odus advisory.
Now here's one from beyond the reptile. So, yes, there are

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aliens from outer space, whatever thatis, and yes we have a whole
warehouse full of them, along withtheir dopey little spaceships that our guys find
crashed here and there out in thewoods, you know the woods. But
what a what down? Didn't youexpect more than this? Once we had
a look at the little blue guysflying around up there, checking your wife

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out at the pool and all,and you think this would be a bigger
deal. Everybody be all worried aboutwhat's coming next, but nobody cares.
Not my problem. I gotta getmy nails done. They're still guys putting
their hair up in mouse ears andgoing to the store like that. Even
with the warehouse full of outer spacestuff right down the street. Everything should

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be different. Now, knowing thatwe're not alone, He'll even circus people
know about this. Come on,when somebody shows up looking like a big
oyster and comes out of the closet, you might think the hr lady wants
to get involved. You want diversity. Hell, here it is, and
sorry, pal, they're not votingfor Beato either, so stop it.

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Ancient Southern philosopher Testicles once said,if you see a possum in your yard,
don't run him off. They eatticks, so you don't have to
Good advice. Aliens can be usefulif you work it right. We control
the horizontal, we control the verdict. This raising the whole uncle otis and
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Sign turn it up. I'm workinghard, don't working? Do we

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do it? Every day? Forevery minute I have worked, I need
a minute A bad dan Dan wego, d ain't so bad on a

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town I turn it down is thenI'm fleeing time. The rael I need
the beating, give you some moretime, The rael I want to be

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going to give me some more.Now I want to say, I want
death, the counting. I wantto be. I feel beat. I
in a fare No better play withme, daytime, night time, anytime,

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play some mad I'm gonna winning forIda. I hain't be this time
time the rain I need to meetto give me smoke, the radeo to

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give me some more, the railto give me some more doggy GYRLD buddy

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out law day. But the nineone one garage door service dot com Studios,
that was what? What was thatversion of autograph turned up the radio?
It was I had to go backand look at the video because that's
where I pulled it from. Itwas a paper mate erasable pen or pencil

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product place. But I'm weird.I'm a mistake. An arrow was made.
Just like when they allowed me totake this time slide. They you
know, they moved me to lateat night, midnight to last call.
They moved me here from middays anddrivetime here on KPREC Texas Talk radio and

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now um you know I'm the OasisI'm your rock ambassador. I'm not here
to talk politics or even share kittenphotos or family recipes. I'm here to
talk about living l I V I. And it is summertime. You need
to stay cool. That's what itis, Todd, stay cool. You

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hear me, stay cool, fool. A little nichetion lives here. Oh
my, that's got it. Rememberwhen you gravel me, You tell me

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that I'll never be sacred, ButI'm Paris. We've been crawl a step
into the night. Two pints ofbo Tell me are your bad fish?

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Are you bad fishing? Ain't gotno money to spend. I'll the night
whenever do no sime my week won'tso fooding. Give me up this baby.

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You're big rabb breathing all the dimand fails. I swim, but
I wish I hurt the waters toblue it with the dot deep twin.

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It's ten feet overhead, grabblery,underneath my mouth and underneath my pap.
Ain't got no holes to God.Ain't got no time to go Lord.

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No the sime week, won't somebodygive me up? I gotta ain't got

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the horse with God. Ain't gotno sound to get you don't know some
weak won't somebody give me after?This is the Outlaw Dave Show on KPRC

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We are working on the step RanchRide, which if you don't know,
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that he collaborated with, and thenthe friend passed away and the album never
saw the light of a day.So he dusted it off and he put
it together. Got a new musicologycoming up on Thursday, the Saturday Shock.
I can't even begin to tell youwhat's going on Saturday. It's gonna
be fun, it's gonna be crazy. Make sure you tune in if there's

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an opportunity for you to be therein person. Will let you know.
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cook. You know, this ismidnight to Last Call. I'm gonna have
the munchies before I do my syndicatedradio program. I'm the morning guy on
the US Virgin Islands, Saint John, Saint Thomas, and Saint Croix and
no realist. I'm making this up. Why would I make it up?
I have been but three three decadesin radio, but I started right here

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in Houston, Texas, and Ilove it, love it. So while
I've in the past fifteen said howlong we've been here on Tuston's oldest radio
station, We've been here a while. Okay, KPRC he Radio. So
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being your rock ambassador. That's whatwe're being. We're being your rock ambassador.
And one of the things that Professoral our musicology is coming up on
Thursday when he turned me onto wassomething called mashups. I think the kids
on the YouTube's do this one.You take me home tonight. This is
the out little deep show hang outthat bottom guys you make the rocking work

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around on KTRCIN that I was justa scale land but knew no good band,

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But I knew, like before Ileft Free that blone with big fat
fat as you was such not inBig woman, you ain't a back boy.
And I've been seeing with my bandacross the wild who ross the land,

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I see every blue light foosy onthe way, But that beauty and
the starway kind of ruled after awhile. Take me to the lad is
every time. Oh won't you takeme home tonight? Now? Besides,

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Hey listen now, I got mortgagesand horns, stiffness in the boss,
ain't no beauty queens, and thislocality, I tell you well, But
I still got my place, stillgot my greatest treasure, Big woman,
you man be man of you nowI get listen, Oh take me home

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tonight's oh now beside that read byLife, Oh oh you gotta let it.
Back bottom girls, you make theright world around, black bottom girls,
you make the ride world around.You got your bus riding, Yeah

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yeah, ride, come on,you got to take me on tonight.

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Now, I was I read thatyou got it all. Hang back bottoms
to make the rocket world go round, Sweet westin Sweet to Sweet West.

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Shine you get it. You've gotbat bottom God, you make the rock

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round, Fat bottom God, youmake the rocking world go round, Fat
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You know, so we opened upthe show with the song from the
Missiles. The local band Uh ChuckSavach. He played bass on the Mitch
Hedberg album One of Them. Uhtoured with him for what are the Original

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Whiskey brothers too. The song,the Outlaw Dave Show theme song is of
all the things, that is thatwhat it's called. Of all the things,
Of all the things I've done,you were the greatest that I've done.
So if you know your humble narLater, if you know me,

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you know that it's been it's beena ride. It's been a it's been
a ride. We've been doing thistogether for quite over thirty years. We've
been doing this together. I literallystarted out on an AM station here in
Houston, kk ZR ten seventy thez Rock UH and at the time Z

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Rock was an affiliate of a syndicatedradio station out of Dallas, Texas,
broadcast nationwide. Mad Max Hammer,Dave Bolt, Jason Tiptonizer, the Tiptonizer,
Award Cleaver, Matt Wolf, umum Uh, Dossie, Pat Ducie,
and I worked at the Houston affiliateand we were live was it late

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at night two Tall Bob, BobbySlam Duncan was on the Dangerous Dave Stan
Scam Linda's Star on KKZR, andmainly we were the late nights and weekends
and then the rest of it wasthe national feed. And then I worked
also to pay my bills. Iworked down the hall on their FM station,

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which was Kirbye Power one oh fourhits without the hype. It was
actually before hits without the hype.It's when they were playing Guds and Roses
and Janet Jackson, Madonna and DepecheMode and Rigor Mortis and skid Row all
at the same time. It wasfun. That was my entrance to radio.
It was local, and I endedup moving to Dallas and working for

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the parent company. It was syndicatedall across the country on one of their
other radio seas, The Heat theBeach, and then from there I went
and did mornings, although I wassupposed to be doing nights in San Antonio
KSQ ninety six rock replacing the legendaryJoe Anthony the Godfather. And then I

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got to come home and work onKLOL. You know we're gonna we're gonna
do Kala wall party. We don'tkalawell. They blew it up November twelfth,
two thousand and four, but itactually started. It was in August
seventh, nineteen seventy. We celebratethe birth of that radio station, not
the death of it. It's abouttime to get together what is this the

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twenty fifty third. We had thefiftieth, but it was kind of Antaclid
was right before the pandemic end anyway. So I digress of all the things
that I've done and all the funthat I've had, and I'm not done
yet. The message is still outthere. You know, we still need
people to do those three things.Be the voice of reason in the sea
of insanity. See are wrong,make it right, get a chance to

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help of l human being. Justdo it because we're all part of the
crazy human terminal experience together. Man, I've seen this way to you university
and followed exactly way it should be. I know it should be true because
I've sat with you and I've talkedabout your hopes, your fears, your
dreams, and your ideals. Atthat bar that I owned, God,
I loved that bar. Of allthe things I've done, that bar was
probably the funnest and awesome, themost maddening. Hell, lordeed, he's

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your friend. We got winters,we got losers, chain smokers and boozers,
and we got yuppies, we gotbikers, we got thirsty hitch hackers

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and the girl's next door dress upblack movie stars m I love this bar.
We got cowboys, we got truckers, broken hearted fools and suckers,

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and we got hustlers. We gotfighters, early birds and nommighters, and
the bedrooms talk about their battlescar.I love this barn. I love this

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far It's my kind of plane.Just walking through the front door. Put
some big smile on my face.It ain't too far. Come as you

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are. I love this barn.I've seen short skirts, we got high
ticks, blue collared balls and reddennecks. We got love lots of lookers.

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I've even seen dancing girls and hookers. And we like to drink our
beer from a face and jo Ilove this ball. I like my trump,

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I like my girl. I liketo take her around, and I
like a move and now and helloveof this far back play just turning around

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the dance far a bit on mybays, no cover chart, command you
this bar, my blood, thisold barn. We've got the horses and

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a big bouncerman nold juke boxing,real bad man. We got waitresses,
we got bar fly our masks,and the wise guy. If you get
you drundle back in your car,he's a number six. Seventy two wild

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This ball went on out both herthirties. Old you gotta take it on.

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I just love there, he goes, one of God's own prototypes,

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high powered mutant of some kind,never even considered from mass production. Too
weird to live. I'm too rareto die. Outlaw Teve, He's your
friend. It's like a radio stationon KPRC nine fifty. The outlaw nation

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lives here. Lanny's art, gentleman, that is our soul. Farday Evening.
Thank yo for comment. Please liveby the accents and don't forget the

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pig. Of course, thank you.