SEX PISTOLS, DIEFAST, LINDA RONSTADT & JAMES BROWN

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The following program contains views and opinionsthat do not reflect those of this station
or its advertisers. The Law DanShow, This is the Outlawed Day Show
on KTRC ninth A d sak aboat in the hurricane. I cried the

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girls in the corn rain. Iclashed the race card reverside. I cheated.
I've stole in I mind. I'vebeen backsided before. God. I
smoke the joint in front of mymom. He's a very naughty boy.
I bought cars, promise, boughta home. I saw Elvis in the

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astdone. I bought my heart.I battle with the Booze. I bought
my picture on the cover of theThis is the outlaw bad to get back,
I need some get back. Hayback Abad that did hay back.

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I get down with my girlfriend.But it right now talking all adust gold
the bank by back. Think yougot to see hell d damn thing to

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me? Show me out take achange. Told me that it had all
the rage handing down dot the bank. I tell you you gotta get the

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right. It's got a big paperback. That's where I laugh. A
big paper I can't do a wheeling, can do a dealing, but I
don't do no damns wheeling. Ican give the rapping. I'm ready,

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I can day spider. What abackstabbing. Oh the brother getting ready,
that's the back get the righting allthe big paper back. Let me hit

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him better friend better? No,Wow, he took my money. You

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got my honey. Don't bote meto see what it does to me to
get it back. I gotta dealwith you. Gotta deal with it.
I gotta deal with it. Igotta deal with it. I can tell

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you get down with my water.That is right. You hold in you
want to back look him, don'tdo me no une favor. I don't

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know. Go rider, but theno carazer, Hey, get run it,
do the ba get ready your brotherby the big faback. I'm a

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man, I'm a man. I'mjust trying. No man, but don't
can't tell you don't I'm getting getrun it by the big Favack me again.

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Why no, I had to ride? I need it. I need
it again, same one, sameone, same one. Go back,

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nor told me take your change thatmy woman had all a ring. Try
to make the deal. You won't, squeel, But I had my voice

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for the heel so much coming.Don't align you go down and you bout
God. I don't care what youdone'll be doing this what you work.

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Take don't kids can raise the lap. So that got a right to talk.
Take her. Take that woman.He's one face you down, just
one that mother hot down. Makea get up, make a get out

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and get out. Get out,but get up, get up a man.
I'm about the bend. I'm aboutthe ben Mountain. Don't at my
face on the bil my pain onthe bin, ibout the bind. I

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WoT the kind of got some hit? I mean no hick, I need
no hit. Hit who now tellit? Tell it? This is the

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KPRC nine fifteen something. It's burningand des deviling this way, burn in

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my heart. Whenever play, Ifeel baby food. Friend got a hold

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on me. With this last uponthe spaces, I can be with the
game fan space cheers on my place. I can't paint. I never this

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seat fel in my time. Hedoggy, Yeah, there you go.

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I'm not on the radio saying it'shot. I'm just playing music that says
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I begin my hero's journey to healthwith my initial screening out at the Wrinkle

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Institute. I know you're like,where you talking about this for a month?
Why you know you gotta you're gonnajump off the high dive. You
gotta eat your way up there.You know what I'm saying. Anyway,
he's reassuring I've misunderstood. You know, you paint the worst picture. It's
like when you don't go to seethe tax guy or your dentist for fun.
I don't know, he ends upbeing five to eight years and you're

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like, oh my god, it'sgonna hurt. So it's not gonna hurt.
It's gonna be fine. It's gonnabe fine. It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine. I don'tknow why I started up the show,
James Brown. I guess it wasjust stuck in my head. I
don't know how that happened. Iknow why I played Linda ronstad So Thursday,

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Bike Night, Republic, Harley DavidsonLive Music, Hog Chapter, Cook's
Dinner for us. We're inside outside. The band's outside. The hamburgers obviously
cooked outside. We served them inside. We got a bunch of big bench
seating. We sit around in there. We catch up, we talk about
events, we brag, we network, We get deals on motor closet accessories.

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And they do door prices like everythirty or forty minutes or something like
that. And it's all limited editionHarley David's and stuff, everything from the
coin sets to record players to Imean, it's cool. We have fun.
We have fun. And there's anew marketing guy. He just came
up from was it Central America,South America, named Fancisco, and he

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is super excited. He is traveled. And now if that's it on your
bucket list, it should be no, not traveling through Mexico, but traveling
through Central and South America on amotorcycle. That's some bucket list stuff right
there. Thursday Republic Harlia Davidson.Everyone who comes out, whether you're ride

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or not, can register for thetwenty twenty three Street Bob they're giving away
at the bike night in October.It's always the third Thursday. I know
there's other bike nights. We've We'vedone other bike nights, but this is
our bike night. We're excited tobe a part of it. And we're
building on top of this from whatthey did with bikes and bugs. We're
built. There's more stuff coming,all right, So just stay tuned.

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Are you following us on Facebook?If you're not listening to this show live,
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and there's more. Right, Yes, there's we're working on it. We

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have people speaking, we have peopleso uh speaking of things we're working on
this Saturday. It's kind of acool early evening. It's going to be
over at the Cowboys Surfer right thereby Memorial City Mall. Yes, we
could have dinner at Rupoor if wewanted to beforehand. They have food there.

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They have food there. But it'sa song swap. It's no,
no, no call it the songswap because that's boring, all right.
It's a songwriter's panel. You've gotAj Vallejo from Brody Lane Loving Chaos and
the band Vallejo also a producer fromten X Entertainment. You've got Sheila Marshall
who's worked with everybody from Matchbox twentyto Ray Wiley Hubbard and Andrea is it

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Andrea Martin or Mitchell? Andrea AndreaMitchell is the reporter Andrea Martin and she
I saw her open up for BrodyLane like a couple of years ago.
Brought in a huge crowd, dynamicvoice. So I'm excited about this.
It's another Erskine entertainment show. It'sthis today. The limited tickets so may

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not political rants, just everything we'redoing and speaking of. Now, time
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there are aliens from outer space whateverthat is. And yes, We
have a whole warehouse full of them, all with their dope little spaceships that

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our guys find crashed here and thereout in the woods, you know the
woods. But what a what down? Didn't you expect more than this once
we had a look at the littleblue guys flying around up there checking your
wife out at the pool? Wellat all? Didn't you think this would
be a bigger deal. Everybody beall worried about what's coming next, but

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that. Even with a warehouse fullof outer space stuff right down the street,
everything should be different now, knowingthat we're not alone. Hell,
even circus people know about this.Come on, when somebody shows up looking

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She goes with other guys on myhant on my class. But that can't
stop me by my thinking to myselfto chef, I look a man,
she's someone else. Look at thatcross the street. There's a cop fuel

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just for me. Don't want tocome on be what you read? Now
again for God to gas a brandnew butter bullets out of my glass.
But that can't stop me from myfinger to myself that gods, my look
a man. Just someone else lookingout just wouldn't see what time and see

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my do a man? I can't. Then I run up with Joe,
give me the girl wiggle, ridingaround with the real shot with a white
type down. I keep behind adreaming out. I'm thinking to myself,
well I come through, man,Wow, not something else? They look

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at what's up this? Never thoughtI do this before? Look, but
here I am I knocking on herdoor. But God, that run through
the dumb mind. It's a fortyone job, not a proven den I
got that girl, can I'm thinkingto myself, she shall have I look

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a man, Wow, she's talkingout alright, alright, alright, something
else Eddie Cochrane. But obviously acover the Sucks Pistols. That was That

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was Sid? Was that Sid singing? That was Sid? That was Sid
singing? All right? So Idid? Did I play the So sometimes
there's a thread of linear causality inwhat I do. Not always, but
sometimes, so i'd play that LindaRonstad's song. I felt some of you

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grumble, so I tried to um, what would Christian kids say? Come
on? Punk? It up?Punk? Speaking of a punk coming up?
The thirty ish anniversary party and reunionof EMOS Houston. That's gonna be
September eighth and ninth. That's aFriday and Saturday. It's gonna take place

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over at Rockefeller's, which is waytoo nice from the EMOS crowd. But
maybe they've all growed up and bathedand whatnot. Steel Pole Bathtub is the
headliner on Saturday with JD Punkus,Poor Dumb Bastards, Project Grimm, Humongous

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and Friday It's Surfboat with Sugar shackMan Hole, Spunk, Bleach Bath,
the Drunks and Okay. So Ithought that die Fast was playing with my

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good friend, but I guess hisother band is playing. So tickets are
on sale now at Rockefeller's used todot com. It is the thirty Ish
Gwyneth. It's Cynthia thirtieth anniversary party, a reunion September eighth, ninth of

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the Emos used to used to beDollar Drake Night. That's when I first
got into radio, and I workedat KRB and kk z R. It
was like a top forty station thatplayed rock music and not a heavy battle
station at the end of the hall. Yes, I was on AM radio
from the beginning, but always toogood looking for radio. So die Fast,

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here's their song, Handsome Todd Watersthe Creeks like Spider by the friends

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from the ride and then I rideback again. Then shown was still the
Winding around the Right the water clearwho want spacing fund And then showed show

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Helphone but Bluster to be sputer blinds, dream to find those that you lad

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He's wished to be a boy ladunder, can't you into lies? The

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in Nueva York when Harry must havebroken nail at the Big Dance and along
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Little Podna, you really messed upwhen you quit the royalty business for this.
It's okay to say no to Pants'shandlers. You need to decouple son
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postcard or something, or a vodkacleans. That works pretty good too,
Harry. Remember how your girl wasfirst one back to the palace after the

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funeral so she could start going throughthe queen's jewelry drawer. Got brass ovaries.
I'll give her that. She probablydoesn't like miniature golf or gas station
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all that short squeeze experience. Honey, I think you are overwhelming your outfit.
We'll stay behind the velvet rope andreport back the joy. Uncleodis keeping

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fear alive, and I'll see youat the Peace March. Hey, then's
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It's not over. It's Tuesday overyet, No, but I am working
on tomorrow's show, not for youhere at Houston, but my morning show

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that I do on a classic rockstation in the US Virgin Islands, Saint
John on Saint Thomas at Saint Croixby John Thomas. That was die Fast
with Todd Waters from Junker Designs handsomeand I was but I cued all that.

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Uh, I thought it was.I thought it worked well with the
sex Pistols. Maybe not the LindaRoss said, but you know, James
Brown's got some punk sensibilities, right, Don't worry. I've got some more
tunes that I want to spend withyou. But I'm trying to make sense
of all this. So Todd Watersband die Fast is not performing at the
emo's reunion and anniversary party at Rockefeller'scoming up on September eighth and ninth.

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His prior band Spunk will be playing, and they are definitely punk with a
plurality to it, as you cansee the juxtaposition of the s to the
front from the end. See seewhat I did there? No All right?
So, oh, friendly reminder Thursdayour monthly Bike Night Republic Harlia Davids

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and you've got July, August,September, October. So there's four more
months where you can register. Everytime you come out you can register.
So if you came this week,then you would have four chances to win
a brand new twenty twenty three StreetBob from Republic Harlia Davidson, plus a
bunch of door prizes, free dinner, and we hang out. So we

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we like a bunch of my friendsthe Sugarland Stafford most City. That's how
we're all getting together over there.You know. I mean there's music because
there's a band play, but weeat with this bench, we sit inside,
we visit, we catch up somepeople, so there's we head out
to the night. There's more stuffgoing on for some people and other people.

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That's it, you know, that'sit. That's all we're doing.
I'm Saturday. I've got a songwritersshowcase that doesn't really sound right, So
I'm Mike Erskine's put together a supergroupand it's Aj Vallejo, Sheila Marshall,

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and Andrea Martin and they're all performingtogether on stage of the Cowboys Surfer,
which is this really cool venue.If you missed last Friday's Friday Night guest,
that was Steve v about his albumvi Gash, which is a tribute
to one of his late riding buddies. So there you go see there.

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Because it's just too late to getall worked up, right, it's
the end of the day. Wewant to Now. That isn't to say
that you know, on our SaturdayEvening program that we're not inspirational with ways
to improve your life, but nowa little more frivolty, a little more
merriment and just doing it the outlawway, outlawdeed. He's your friend now

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and so I faced the final cartooncar I love look quill I'll stay my
cakes of what time soet on,I've lived a life that wooded and the

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roof fiway house much more than Ididn't, but way regress I had out,

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But then I can't get a bangdead at the death as it broke.
What done it or plans he cancome? They can't all my end.

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I didn't win one time, notshowing you when that would buck the
death, but the down that Ishake it down, but get it down.

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I find the water and the didn'thave been a snight I had my
bill I did and now practice asie. I find it out now many

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bay I killed the cats and mydiet that down by lot out on my
I didn't for water the bran timesame year when he went and taken so

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the pa and chouling done by moneychunleban. That is our soul Friday evening,

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