THE HEATHENS BEAT THE HEAT

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Episode Transcript

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Oh, Welcome to another excited editionof the Outlaw Day Show and an Outlaw
the rock Goddess day Hell h EthanWicka Wicka Lindsay hell Frailly Unicorn and our
summer in turn? Have we givenhim a road name yet? Okay,

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Austin, how's it going? Hello, I'm doing good. Has it been
hot all week and the week before? It's? Yes? Right? Do
you think it's been preheated enough?All right? But well down a little
bit with that rain? Right?No, it was good guy, because

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I saved some money on the waterboat, not that I'm paying him,
all right. Uh So we arein the heat of the summer, as
it were, but the heat domehas moved to the east, so the
rest of the country can feel thesqualid conditions. Well, and I think
that's the wrong word. Uh Sowe have a lot of ground to cover.
Things are getting busy. I've beenin Galveston all week. You know,

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it's always ten degrees cooler down onthe island. I do still regret
doing the mid what was it,the midway poker run? Ten degrees cooler?
I could not get that word.I ended up like gashing my head
open. I had heat exhaustion,the band got arrested. It was not

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the worst promotion ever, but prettyhigh on the list. Uh and uh.
And I was down on Galveston Islandthis week and I was meeting with
the Loadstar Rally, people who havebeen such a great supporter of our efforts
with the Steven Ranch for children andanimals, and they they didn't go ahead.
I have an idea for they didn't. They didn't bring up uh,

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they didn't bring up the Midway Pokerrun, but they did ask about the
one of the bar is that wewere at. Think, Oh, it's
how does that these people are They'rethey're not doing they don't have a good
reputation, and it's one of thisI feel like people just watch us like
we're a car accident and they go, we could have told you man,

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Yeah, okay, thanks for thehelp. But speaking of help, and
this has not been officially announced yet, I teased it, I think on
my own personal Facebook page the annualanniversary of the creation of the country's greatest
rock station ever, Rock one ohone Kalo. Well, it's August of

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every year. That's coming up nextmonth, and I know the Ranch could
use some help. We're kind ofin a reinventing phase. We need to
put some paint out. We needsome volunteers. So somebody said while I
was out talking about the Lonsar rally, they go, hey, why don't
you do a KALOL Anniverse free partyor reunion or something and get locked to

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come down and find out what happenedto everybody, and we'll put up pictures
and wanted posters and raise money forthe stevens Upport Ranch. I said,
that's a really good idea. Soif you know Rock one oh one KLOL
was established in August of nineteen seventy, so next month will be the third

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third anniversary. That was you werethirty. Yeah, so we're gonna have
a party day probably August twenty six, last weekend of the month. Looking
for confirmation on it, but Ibelieve that's that's what we're gonna do.
So that'll be the week before LaborDay. Everyone will be kind of winded
down. Where is that Labor Day? That's not liberty is it? Labor
Day is first first weekend Monday,first Monday in September. So yeah,

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it's the week it's the week beforeLabor Day. Uh, and we're gonna
raise money for the Steven Duport ranchRoo. You were talking about a midway
event, Yeah, Like I hadimagines a poker tournament, like going to
one of the little poker rooms thatthey have and talk with them and set
up an inside inside. Yeah,because because it's so we need to do
inside. Well like that for that. Now are you are you? Uh?

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You you take the pace boards,so you play the card So you
played the game? Yeah? Allright, Taylor, do you know how
to play poker? Um? Iactually started to not too bad? All
right? Hi, go always gowhen I go to the casino. I'm
gonna playing online, not in person, because I have a I don't have
a poker face. Poker face.Uh is it a tail? It's a

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tail. You got that tail?Say you just look at me tail that
she's got a good hand. Isit licker in the front, poker in
the face, in the Yeah,poker's in the rear, in the front,
poker in the back. Okay,all right, So, uh you
know, there's a new trend.According to the New York Post, women
are dispensing with waxing or trimming theirbikini lines. So we started out the

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year with free the nipple. Nowit's on the thatch. I'm not sure
why it's a it's a it's athey're trying to normalize it. I mean,
it was like a normal thing andback in the day. So have
you gone back and looked at anyof those in the day pictures? What
was that? What was scary from? What was that album that had the

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girl in the bikini? But itwas black, black Crows, black crows.
I see the ones that Bob showedme. Bob Cooney from his magazines
from back in the day. BobCooney from thunder Rhodes, Texas Motorcycle magazine
showed you pictures from the magazine shownpictures and seven you could see like the
women's hair giving out the sides andstuff like that. The strips, they

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were completely misguided. It was ascary era in retrospect, I'm sure at
the time they seem there's some guysthat like, actually, rather, you're
not shame. It's weird. It'sweird. It's like you can't make anybody
happy because you get used to onething and another person's like, no,
you need to go this way.It's like, let me do what I
want. First of all, yes, you can enjoy or you don't.
It's a it's a more of amore of a why would anybody? Haven't

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We all learned about that from JonahHill about the setting. Was it toxic,
patriarchal, misogynistic boundaries? Look,hey, we don't tell you how
to do your stuff. Really,Okay, first of all, wrong,
every woman finds a guy to fixhim up. That's the whole plan.

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Or there could be every guy,or it could be vice versa. I
don't think it's every woman. Idon't think it's every guy. I think
it depends on the person. Finda girl to save. I mean not
all the time, but they wantto save them rescue. Yeah, that's
what guys do. And women justwant way they feel like they've provided,
they've helped. Women want to fixher upper. I'm gonna you know,

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he's a diamond in the rough.Well, let's just say that I don't
want stabs you in the leg withthe fork and you're all like, hate
you, but I love you,not gabbs you again. Speaking of that,
don't forget Slade Ham and Stories ofRelationship Woes will be shooting his first
ever comedy special coming up on Augustnineteenth, and that's gonna be a match,

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gonna be good. Uh, AdamTaylor, he's gonna get the producer.
I don't know that they've added asecond show. I know that the
Pits sold out. Uh, there'ssome ga left going. Of course we
are. We have to go andsupport. We were there for eighty Huggins.
We were there for the Whiskey Brothers. We were there with Joe Rogan.
Where's he doing it at match?It's downtown Houston. I'm not sure

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Yeah, we're at public reserve wherethey do trim the bushes. An outlast.
Oh okay, you're buddy out ladDay the rock got us day.
Hello, you're not having a goodnight party this weekend? E the waa

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ethan wick ethan wicka wicka Lidsey,the Rally, Uncord and uh I saw
some cool pictures of us from lastyear's parade. Don't forget We'll be doing
the Steven's Improve It Ranch Ride paradedown on Galveston Island again this year.
What parade? I thought that theT shirts were cool. I don't think

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anybody understood those. It was fromKeep On Trucking Mean if you will.
So we've got Austin here with us. He's our summertime intern. And I
heard you saying, uh during thebreak that you h, you're getting into
rollerblading? Was it skateboarding? Oh, skateboarding, not roll or blading.

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Roller Blading is uh where they takeroller skates and they they line the wheels
up in a straight line. Yeah, they put them on shoes and then
you just go around and a rink. Right, welly skates that kind so
skateboarding. Tell me about that.Well, it's a lot of fun.
Person's person. It was difficult forme because I couldn't find out which foot

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was supposed to be up front untilI realized, like my mother, I'm
goofy foot. Okay, what doesthat mean? So we don't know?
So what does a goofy foot?Uh? Usually you skate with left foot
on the front. Like, that'snormal, but depending or that's normal if
you're left handed, but right handed, you put your right foot forward and
that's considered goofy foot and you kickoff with your left so then you're controlling

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the board with your left foot insteadof your right foot. So that's why
it's called goofy foot. Do youdo you skate? I used to,
So we've done stuff with one ofthe guys, Damn McFarlane that is a
created a bunch of the standards forramps and jumps and tricks and stuff,
realizes skate parks all across or Iguess around the world now part of Houston

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Skateboards. So uh, if youand he he has handmade decks. Uh,
and then all the sports words stuff. So if this is something that
you end up pursuing and getting apart of, you know, we can
hook you up with Johnny Texts Gibsonand a bean tooth and we can we
can submerge you in the world ofyou know, you know who you know
who's a skateboarder, Chris Nelson,Yeah, Chris Nelson because you can't surf.

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Yeah, here's south East Texas.Yeah. So, speaking of living
places, the ongoing tailor the RockGoddess. Roommate saga, I believe continue.
So we were at an Erskine entertainmentshow, probably I don't know,
with the Cowboys Surfer. I wantto say two months ago, right at
the beginning of June. And you'relike, oh my god, oh my

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god, oh my god, ohmy god, you have to meet I
knew roommate. His name is didwe say his name Curtis? And he
is like, just like me,guy, He's a male version of me.
And it's like, and you,guys, this is strictly baton.
And why I say it is likewe have like no interest there, like
a like a brother, like abrother that pisses you off. Okay,

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So obviously he was in the friendzone from jomp. I hope he knew
that before he moved. He did. Yeah, so if I move in,
maybe I could win her. Thatwas one of our fights, because
he would. One of my roleswas, please don't bring your random TikTok
people you don't know over to thehouse. And I have my stick home.
What are random TikTok people? NotTikTok tinder. I don't mind that
TikTok tinder. You know, up, try to keep up with your kids.

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So he brings home random tinder chicks. Yeah, and my kids home.
Okay, So I met this guy. He's uh six two maybe like
a big grizzly kind of fish lookingold. Just turned twenty, So like,
what kind of what kind of woolveshe pulling on Tinder? I don't
know, I've seen like one that, Like, I don't know, I

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don't really ever meet them. Ican hear them in the other and I'm
like that that's a new idea.Just put up a security camera and saw
my roommates random tender hookups and thenjust random videos of them coming in the
morning. And then there's a localmedia there's a local media person. Yeah,
that's not the interesting part about allthat. And I'm not going to
bring up his name, but sohe was accused of sexual assault unwanted sexual

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advances and the way that as thedeposition and the story went out, so
basically he uh, he had broughta girl back to his place. This
is back before they had swipe apps, and so he brought her back after
a bar and uh, he wasup portly. He's a portly guy.
And we made jokes at length onthe air, me and Laurie Kendrick about
what do you think his game is? Like like, so as he's as

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he's forcing himself and then and andI'm not again, he didn't rape the
girl, he didn't sexually assault her. It was unwanted sexual advances. And
so we're like, so what doesthat look? So is that the throw
yourself across the davin port and tryto try to canoodle and caress and talking.
Damn mannequin pulling her pants down behindme is creeping me out up.

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So there's a so we're at publicreserve and there's a mannequin with a blue
haired and she's got red red thongand she's got her shorts have been pulled
down. So kind of a paintydropper situation. But it's it's disconcerting because

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having spent so many years an adultentertainment so tease that when when my peripheral
vision catches that act, I'm like, so I keep having to twist my
head around the check to see ifwe've got who is that who's watching me?
No, I was trying to seeif she was getting her pants all

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the way off her. She neededsome help because she's kind of stuck there
on her hip flexer. But Idigress. All right, do you want
to hear about the weather is?Yes? Okay, so recently you know
all the weather that we have ofone hundred twenty degree bather right, the
average temperature of an ac can dropprobably about twenty degrees to cool your house.

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Okay, So you're lucky if yourhouse is at it's one hundred twenty
grees. Sorry, it's like onehundred and three. You're lucky if your
house is at eighty at this timeright now? Are you're lucky with five?
So anyways, he messages me oneday, my roommate, Oh,
Curtis Taylor, this is ridiculous.I cannot live in a house. And
are these circumstances where the power isalways going out? Where the power is

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always going out? I'm like,you mean because of the wind. I'm
sorry, I will you know whenI'm going to contact Mother Nature and I'm
gonna let her know she needs tostop with all these crazy winds because the
power keeps going out. And he'stelling I need a generator now, and
I'm like, januarys are expensive,and he's like, I looked it up
online. It's only five hundred andsixty seven dollars for a generator. And
I'm like, so you don't thinkabout the gas and you don't think about
that that's gonna power your phone,maybe your fridge. Right anyways, aside

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from I know, I'm just supposedto be laughing, Okay, Oh,
I'm just oh, I'm thinking,what a psycho this guy is that he
even has the gall or the temerityto advance this knowing that you're subletting him
space. There's actually a landlord incharge and responsible, and there are codes

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and I can't and also I can'tfix the AC running the temperatary at eighty.
Now here's the funny part. Today. I chose violence because he's been
laid on ND You've been laid onrend, He's been laid on bills.
So I woke up this morning Iwas like, you know, you know
what I say, what can youdo to slightly? And if you were
a robber, what would you slightly? What would you do to slightly inconvenience
the people you're burgling? What wouldyou do? What would do well?

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My roommate I used to always justwait till he passed out and put it
on the home shopping channel or turnit up really allowed? What would you
do? All right? Wait tillhe had a date over and I go,
man, can you clean out thedrain all your hair that's fallen out?
Keeps clock? Would you do Austin, don't say mine the slightly inconvenience
people, I would probably just slightlymove everything. I would probably just slightly

(16:07):
move everything like older, what aboutyou? All right? So gets what
I did? I decided to wakeup and switch. I took the thermostat,
took out the batteries, and Iflipped one of them upside down and
put it back in the thermostat sothe power to the thermostat would go off
because he will not get a fanin his room. And he texts me,

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this is ridiculous. I don't knowwhy the thermostat's not working. I
was like, darn, maybe youshould check the batteries. It's probably dead.
After acting like I was going togoogle it for him and help him,
I'm having to rush. Sorry.Anyways, that's the latest of the
saga is that's what I did toslightly inconveniencet home was flipped over the battery
and he told me I still needto fix it. This is sim landlord
chick thing. I'm gonna slightly inconvenienceyou. It is slightly probably I didn't

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want to do it, Karma,and I was like, that's just a
little bit, and it bothered histired day and it made me happy.
This is okay. So the womanbreak Up Manual from nineteen ninety whatever it
was from Cosmo magazine. It wasto cut off the third and fifth buttons
on their shirts, men's shirts becausea man a can't replace a button and

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be the third and fifth button missing. You can't wear everything. That ruins
everything. I wouldn't do that.I did literally so right, No,
I'd say that's that's a woman.Don't choose. Absolutely, I'm cold.
I slightly inconvenient five months I've beenthere. I've been Nyans and I was
like, you know what, he'sin conveniced me with money on rent,

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right to like struggle for a coupleof weeks at a time. I'm gonna
flip the battery. I'd slash throughthe tires because if you do four,
then the insurance pays for it.You do three, they got for throwing
hot water on them. Alright,alright, alright, time to check in
with artificial house band to tell yourride gonna get ron the man who bangs

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the skins on the phone, Ronniethere not so muscle. We want caso
fondo. Okay, all right,okay, all right, we're gonna make
it spicy. Uh. You didn't. You didn't do the hot sauce challenge
with us. No, I shouldhave because it wouldn't have been hot enough

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for me, and I didn't wantto offend anybody. Oh, I'm just
saying. There was some sort ofan incident that was alluded to on Facebook
late that night, and the ownersof the establishment, Carmen and uh And
and Dina and justin everybody, werelike, oh, we're so sorry that

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happened. And I felt a little. I felt a little bad about it,
but then I remember that everyone's underrelease and everyone's a grown up.
That's right, and the key wordis everyone's a grown up. Yeah.
So where are you guys playing tonight? You're back the pub fountains, right,
yeah. And of course you weredown there for the Bikes and Bugs

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charity fundraiser with our good friend christmotherfather Nelson, and we dispensed the checks
from that fundraising event that you guyswere so integral, not only in performing
and entertaining, but also helping topromote that thing, and given the discount
on the sound costs out there forthe whole entire day, all the bands
are performed. I gotta tell you, I'm sitting there at the table as

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they're passing out the checks to theEpilepsy Foundation of Texas and the lady she's
it's like her last year, she'sretiring. She goes, you know,
I was so sad that we weregonna not make our budget for twenty twenty
three, my final year. Butwith these checks, we are gonna be
in the black. She was.She was getting up and dancing around,
asked for margharitadas before desserts, andthen the guys from Texas Adaptive Aquatics were

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like, oh my god, we'regonna be able to build a bathroom now.
So you guys really helped bring thatthing home this year and made it
be such a huge success that itwas well, thank you any time.
Oh you're just saying that because youwant to play at the Lounsar rally this
year, right, Well, no, we do want to do that,
Yet you don't have to volunteer havea place in your heart for the people

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that all right, we will askpeople to volunteer and to help out and
to cut costs and to save usmoney, but we won't always. We
don't. We don't hold everybody's feetto the fire. Uh nine seven.
Uh. You know, we understandthat, especially entertainers, people they need
to work for scale, they needto get compensated. And so you know,

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we're fans. I know you guyswon the Battle of the Bands a
couple of years ago out of Bikesand the Bayou and got to play out
there. But you guys are justso incredible with your performances. And now
you've got hopefully an EP out beforethe end of the year. Yes,
by September first, we should haveour NEXTDP, and it maybe six song

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EP instead of a four because Iwrote two more and everybody's kind of digging
them. So we're just trying topiece them together real quick before we go
back to the studio, and thenprobably in October mid October, will release
a full album. You know,let the EP sit there and marinate for
six weeks and then let's just geton with it and put the ten out.
All right. Speaking of getting onwith it, here it is.

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It is your theme song for youroutlaw Saturday night. Don't forget till you're
right performing tonight over at the pub. Fountains and beautiful Sugarland, Stafford,
Texas. It's always good to talkto you, my brother, You too,
my brother. It's funny. Starttrying here, gonna turn it up.

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I don't care, get it outto get it on, going the
party with the crowd, all that. I wait it all way to get
on down, getting whiskey bit andhelp down. Don't need a thing,
get out of my way and waitingon this all damn man, going down

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and play loud, ain't bartend anotherround, shouts, can't get en up?
Come on now, let's drink,drank drop. I see girl out

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on the floor. That's like younever danced before. Shake that thing,
you know it drives me while myparty so high. I love. That's
fine girl. You know you're turningme all that closing time. I'm taking
you home. Everyone is feeling right. Drink, drink drunk tonight. So

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let's throw it down and play loud, ain't bar tender another around. Shots
here, can't get enough. Comeon now, let's drink, drink and
drunk drink. Brea't drink drunk dog, Let's drink, take drink right drunk

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dog, Let's drink, Ta't drinkdrunk dog. Let's drink drink drink.

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Let's go down and play making anotheraround shots can't get enough on the strenk
drink, Let's drink, Let's drink, let's rank. Tell me about Carnival

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Custom Painting. How long it business? Who are the owners? Where are
you located? What if you feelyour prices too high? How do I
accept the proposal? Describe the paintingprocess to someone who's never hired to paint
it. Which paint should use?Hues? Which paint company, which paint
color? What does Carnival Painting do? We do interior and exterior painting services,
so we can paint your entire housefrom the inside to the out.
We can stain any wood that youhave, and we can put up faux

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walls. We can put up sheetrock walls. We do installation of wood,
installation of she rock. Basically anythingthat you need inside your house to
get ready for sale or get readyto move in, we can take care
of it. There's a myriad ofbusinesses that are making a butt Ton of
money putting piers and beams and bouncespeople out. The reality is houses in
this area is shift. You getcracks sometimes along some of the stress points

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in the house, but you canwith a good she rock guy float those
paint them. Am I wrong?Realistically? With the sheet rock cracks and
everything like that, we do allthe repairs on that. We install sheet
rock Tara house. She rock fixall the cracks crevices in Houston, as
you pointed out, with the stresscracks and everything moving in shifting. If

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it's done poorly, buy a lotof guys that say, hey, I'm
a sheet rock guy. Well,it's not gonna last very long. Usually
you can get about three to fiveyears out of a sheet rock crack.
We actually warranty for three years orone of the longest warranty in Houston.
We're talking about carnival painting. Youalso do commercial, so I'm assuming it's
not just all roller of work thatyou've got sprayers and teams and ladders and

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scoffolding. Yes, sir, wedo like commercial. In terms of like
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not ten story high rise. Wecan do pretty much everything in there outside
anyway? All right, what's thewest case scenario interior designers, decorators or
just a motivated housewife. What's theworst case scenario of somebody to deal with
us a client interior decorators? Youknow why, cause there spending somebody else's

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money. That's right. You reachout to a Carnival painting, you ask
your questions and then you dispatch someoneto their house and they go all right,
and you're bringing the little tape measure. Do you eyeball it? How
does all that work take me tothe process? So we'll set up a
free estimate for you. What we'regonna do is either you can call us
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We also can be reached at sevenone three seven seven nine thirty five hundred

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seven seven nine thirty five hundred.Why don't you call us for that free
esment. We'll go ahead and sendup an appointment time, we will come
out. We will look at whetherit's an interior. Next year we can
walk through it with you, findout exactly what the customer needs, what
they want with their vision is forthe project and then we can guide them
along how best to achieve that aswell as we can take care of it
for you. What's the time fromthem making a decision to you guys being
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Seven one three, seven, seven, nine thirty five hundred. Yes,
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they are fixing, they are painting, they're trimming the next project called

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Carnival Custom Painting. They'll take careof you. Seven one three seven seven,
nine thirty five hundred. On onoutlaws, Hey, your old buddy
day with our suppertime intern Austin theWhite Cotton Candy Kid, the White Blanco

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Candiddo. Um, I will figureit out, um and of course Ethan
Wick Wick up Lidsie the rally youto corn everybody. We're working on our
TikTok studio. He's brought it rightnow on a cocktail nap with us and
the Queen of Cups, Taylor theRock Goddess Munterlin. Hello everyone, Hello,

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what's going on there? Hello?Hello, still smarting from I know
that you felt like we didn't supportyou in your room yet roommate conversation,
and I just I want to saythat we're there with you. We're in
solidarity. Uh. Back to you, Austin. What's up? Last time
we talked on the radio? Youuh got hit by some crazed Who who

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hit him? Was it a lady? The guy with the guy well like
a one legged guy with a crutch, was coming off a night shift,
a double shift overnight and ran astop, was running. He's running like
a forty and a twenty and youand you, you were okay, but
it was like this vehicle that you'dworked all year long to accomplished to have

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and that it was snatched away fromyou. Yeah, we were working so
hard on it. We have Wehad a lift kid on it. We
were I was hoping to get asnorkel on it. We had what's a
snorkel. It's like something that keepsthe water from the exhaust so I can
go in deeper water. I washoping to have it for a hurricane.
It's an air and take box that'llgo up the start of the car from
the top and wonder what that is, like, what is that snorkeling?

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Okay, I was hoping to haveit for hurricane rescue. Hurricane rescue?
All right, so all that's beendashed. It's gone. It was totaled.
Now he's like, dude, reallyyou can bring that up and now
okay, So now now I gota new one, a new okay,

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another another jeep okay, all right, so we're back in the jeep rol
Okay, all right, all right. I was worried because you know,
you want the you want the Lamans, and you don't get it, and
then you end up with the RXthree. It's a winkle. Yeah.
I got a two thousand six JeepLiberty. It's in a nice green color.
You know who had one of those? The last miss rock Ware,
Misty Marlowe, she had a JeepLiberty. You know who else had one

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of those? Who who me andhis mother? And then when we got
divorced, she let it get repossessed. Oh yeah, that's kind of spiteful.
She did that on purpose. Youdo it on purpose? I remember
it was. It was a verywhole long thing. Oh then, so
we have young impressionable minds. Yeah, say so so ill will no harden

(31:48):
to It's just a funny story.Okay, So so you're back in the
jeep up yep? Okay, good, that makes you happy. Yeah,
we recently had to take it tothe auto shop or the tire shop to
replace the two tires. Those expensivebut on the jeep one hundred bucks yeah
for two for two. Yeah,I remember back in the day, you
get a tire for sixty seventy beforeare you going? Well, the Jeeps

(32:12):
they have an oversized tire. It'sgot extra tread on a tire. Fly
is our go to tire place downin Lake Jackson. That's where that's where
we got the shoes for the outlaweda mobile eleven hundred for my car because
they're different sizes and office. See, I got a lifetime thing and I
paid like six hundred dollars. Andany time that anything happens to my tires,
I paid fifteen dollars. If Iwant a new one, if as

(32:37):
as long as I have the samecar. If I want a new tire,
I fifty dollars. Tire Link.Tire Link. But they're also owned
by Discount Tire, so you canyou can use your membership for both of
them. No, you know Ipaid. I paid six hundred a little
bit under six hundred for the setafter tax and time tires they got.

(33:00):
They charge you a little bit extrafor lifetime on it. And I've I've
usually non stop. I've got probablyclose to a thousand dollars and tires on
there. And I'm buying from DiscountTire. I wait to get a good
deal and I get the road hazardso when I grabably run over something,
when when they're coming time yet youknow they're starting to look bad. Just
so next time, I'm asking forthe lifetime option. Next time, Discount

(33:24):
Tire, Discount Tire or tire Link. If you're asking for the lifetime option,
you pay I think fifteen dollars extratire whenever you originally purchase them,
and as long as you have thesame car anytime you go. Well,
if you have a nail, that'llfix it, anything like that. But
if you don't, if you can'tfix it. But if you can't fix
anything, if you need a newtire, if it gets too bold,
it's fifteen dollars to replace it.I oh sorry, I do or I

(33:46):
do have a funny story. Ijust remembered somewhat funny, but from what
I had, hold on, holdon, hold on, So all right,
would you say that you have afunny story that you just remembered.
So something that was said triggered thememory? Yes? What was it that
was said that triggered the memory?I believe it was her talking about like
the nail or the nail and thetires, roommates car the three Insurance took

(34:15):
over the fort. So we usedto live in a Me and Ethan used
to live in an apartment complex.Hold on, hold on, hud,
So you're his father? Is hecalling you Ethan? For the sake of
radio? What does he call you? Pop? Dad? Father? Father?
One day? What the cattons?Okay, me and my dad we

(34:40):
used to live near Ellington Airfield inthis small apartment complex. I would have
to drive from a neighborhood called TuscanLakes all the way to the apartment complex.
What was it called again, Idon't know, buddy, Oh,
I didn't know it at the time. But the radiator had a hole in
it, and thankfully it was cool. But I nearly blew up my own

(35:06):
car driving to my dad's house becausethe radiator had no cooling in it,
even though you were told many timesyou gotta tap it off. Man,
you gotta tap it off. Yougotta slap some you know, when you
get the hole in the radio ora slight league or whatever. You don't
want to use the stop league becausepeople hate that when they do the referirs
on the cars. Although it iseffective and it works, but you don't

(35:28):
want to waste money using any freezeto you just use regular water, which
is fine until it freezes and theneverything your radiator system blows up because you
didn't have any freeze. You werejust using regular water. That's the thing.
I'm not saying that that's ever happened. I mean, it doesn't mean

(35:49):
with my oil, I was likejust topping it off NonStop. And then
like I went finally to get myinspection done, They're like, well,
we can't do that until I mean, do you not know that you're when
you pull out your oil thing,the engine just it has no oil.
I was like, I knew ithad a leak. I kept topping it
off. He goes, none ofthis conversation sounds good. We're gonna fix
it because in your wincho, Iwas like, just do it man.

(36:13):
He looked me up sixty dollars foreverything. He saw my kid with me,
and he's like, he's like,he goes, it's gonna be like
at least seventy for the oil changeand another thirty for the windchipers. And
I paid sixty dollars when I leftthe Where was the leak from? Apparently
it was the gasket not being changedfor like two years, so like,

(36:35):
you know, the gasket on underneathwhenever you change your y'all don't change your
own oil, do you. ButI don't change a gasket, so the
seal, but there's sometimes that sealthat goes around the filter gasket, it's
a gasket. The seal was broken, so they just replaced it in.
Yeah, so you didn't change thefilter and well, yeah, I just

(36:57):
topped it off. That was thepoint of topping it off, Corona.
I don't mind. I'm not gonnacandid handy candy go off the rails.
But that's what we always the rail. I can't even change the battery on
my fat Boy, all right,So coming up, we gotta check it
with Mike Erskine Erskine Entertainment, we'rebooking some more shows including that song Swap

(37:22):
It's coming up with Sheilo Marshall,um A J. Ballejo and I kind
of remember the third artist. It'slike Audrey Martin and Adria Martin. Andrea
Martin was running the my tongue absolutelyand um. Then we want to talk

(37:42):
about well count down to the Lotsrally. Of course I'm ready for that.
I'm excited. Uh. And I'mmet with Mark Metzker, the island
attorney in case you do something stupidfour nine four two file floor two,
talking about how you know they broughtthe Barbie vehicle out for the parade last
year benefit of the student different branchfor Children and Animals. And I said,

(38:05):
hey, I saw that you youdid some sort of misfits parade.
Can we get some of these people? And he goes absolutely, there's a
guy with a double decker bus thatwe could put everybody into. Yes,
and we're gonna get some more ofthe confetti poppers. Oh yeah, I
think everybody liked those. Can wealso make sure that I can on the
island. Is it the small coffettipoppers? So you're talking about the golf

(38:30):
carts? Yeah, so I don'teven I think I don't even know if
I'm allowed on the island right now. So after the last time when we
got our ticket, well we gotthe ticket and then it went to court,
but I didn't know because they startedhow did you go to court?
That it was handled? And soyou need something handled. They have a
warre in Galveston, the island attorney. We'll get everything cleared out with our
friends at Island Bail Bonds before weget down there. We've got one holester,

(38:53):
we've got two guns. We've gotconfetti cannon. Yeah, we're gonna
get a bunch o. Welcome toanother excited hour of the Outlawed Day showing
an outlaw your buddy Outlawed Day alongwith the rock goddess Tla. That guy
was just dancing with the mannequin withher under kay. So we're a public

(39:15):
reserve of nineteen sixty at two ninetyon the edge of Jersey Village, nineteen
sixty. I literally just said that. I think you just said to ninety
and sixty nineteen sixty. Nah,I'm just kidding you guys. We're just
we're just making mannequin right here nextto us where we're broadcasting pro I have

(39:40):
a I have a disassembled mannequin inmy car for when we do advance for
the shirt. Yeah, completely reasonable, That's exactly why, and I practice
on it new paddles. This week, we were supposed to do the screening

(40:05):
at the Wrinkle Institute of Wellness forour Hero's Journey, but um I ended
up. The Lonzo Rally people camein two weeks early, so I had
to go and meet with them.I was working on this other thing,
launching another company that we're doing,plus the medical stuff that I've been dealing
with at a personal level. That'sjust I'm not I'm not making excuses.

(40:28):
I'm telling you the reasons. Soyesterday I got a cameraman. We're driving
out to the Wrinkle Institute throughout attwenty nine, twenty and ninety nine up
in what is that cy Fair Cypressarea, yea, and we get stuck
in traffic on the Beltway. Sowe spent about thirty maybe twenty five minutes
sitting in the traffic, and soI text him in and go, hey,

(40:51):
it says we still have another thirtyminutes, and he was like,
oh, and so they will haveto reschedule, which is fine. I
didn't want people just sitting there waitingon us. But my cameraman was very
disappointed because I don't know if youknow this, and I don't know if
we mentioned this on the radio before, but the Rinkole Institute for Wellness is

(41:13):
right down the street from Tahas Barbecueand Chocolate Tears, Okay, right,
and so I haven't seen them sincewhat the bomb shall rally in? I
know, right? And so they'vegot they've got barbecue that tastes like candy.
They've got candy that is handmade,homemade, and it's basically barbecue.

(41:36):
No it doesn't. It's the bestchocolate in the world. Uh. And
I was it's you know, goingout to the Rincolets is just an excuse
to go to Tahos. But Igotta get out there. I gotta,
I gotta get me. I gotgotta get my barbecue fixed. I went
last week with the Hot Sauce BossJames back Uh to go to He said

(41:57):
that he had found a hidden gemof a barbecue joint. And now,
of course it was called the BrisketHouse. And I gotta tell you,
they had some damn fine brisket there. I think for me, the key
to and I've learned this as mypalette has matured. Good brisket doesn't have
to have sauce, but oh yeah, it shouldn't have to. The sauce

(42:20):
should be it does have sauce.The sauce should be made. Absolutely these
guys, this guy's had good brisketand they had good sauce guys. Right.
And I So I'm like the thethe wet ribs guy, and I
had to learn that that really ribs. Just like briskets shouldn't be slathered in

(42:45):
sauce. It should be you know, dry from the rub and and just
the smoking. I'm learning, I'mlearning, but there's a maturation process.
Like when I do mine in mypork shoulder, I'll rep them. I
have butcher paper, and I repelthem in butcher paper with honey and um
pork beef, tallow or butter,and I'll wrap them up and put them
back into when it comes to me. When it comes to me, I

(43:07):
can't really do fat, like Idon't like the texture, I don't like
the taste like, I can't doany marble I have to. So so
let me tell you something. Soyou're a filet guy, and I was
a filet guy and this, andhe's like, oh, you gotta have
a ribi. So I ate somereally good ribis, and then when I
went and got on myself, there'sall this fat. You're like, oh
no, the fat's good for you, and it's like you're eating at a

(43:28):
Landry's or something. The reality isI found this. I think Chris Nels
would turn me on to it.You should. If you prepare your own
ribis, you take a very sharpknife and you cut all the fat out.
The marbling that we've been told aboutfor years is not chunks of fat
on the ribbi. It's within theits striations of fat within the meat itself.

(43:51):
Tiny, very so No, youcut all the big chunks of fat
off. You put the steak backtogether with toothpicks or whatever you need,
and then you flash fry it basically, and yeah, I don't like all
the fat gristle. I went andhad a rib i out at a chain
restaurant a couple of weeks ago.Uh. It was horrible, and I
was like, oh, man,so spoiled we like to eat. No.

(44:15):
I like the like I get likethe cutting the fat off, but
honestly, at the very least likeif you're going to cut the pat off,
use it to cook your steak becausea lot of the juice onions.
Cook it, cook it with youronions, whatever. But a lot of
that fat has a lot of thejuice like juices in it, right,
So if you cook it with it, even if you don't add it into

(44:37):
your like add it with your steak, at least cook it because you have
those juice. We need to weneed to take her down to the happy
place when Nelson gets back from Hawaiiand make some of these hand trimmed,
pan seared rib eyes with a fatare on the side. Oh no,
we take the fat. You'll seeyou No, you don't. We get

(44:57):
we get a good steak that's gotenough fat inside the meat. You'll see.
You'll see. I'll show it toyou. I'll see the whole process.
But so I had I had.I had a ribbi that I had
purchased earlier in the week, andthen I realized this. We're like,
oh, this is gonna not thatthey go back, but I'm like,
oh, it needs to be cooked. So this morning I made ribbi,
hand trim ribbis and vandalia onions forbreakfast, and I left some for my

(45:23):
wife. And so before I swungby and headed down here to a public
reserve. This afternoon, I soabout the house. I go, hey,
uh, you must really enjoy thesteak, because you got the onions.
The girl that just is all overthe place, It's all over the
stuff. She's like, oh,no, I haven't. I haven't had
any of the steak yet. Soapparently Mishka is too small to have gotten

(45:47):
up there. So the German shepherdgot up on the counter and pulled some
of the steak and the onions.The girl the onions off the cook top.
Yeah, it reminds me the timeI had that roommate Ashley, and
I cook this like really good meal. I spent like an hour or two
in the kitchen. I made someme like different than I've ever ever like

(46:07):
I've ever made so an extra time. I went up. My son wasn't
coming down, so I went upto go grab a my iron and set
the table right. I go,like probably ten seconds, I go around
the corner to yell for my sonto come down for dinner. And I
come back and the dogs on thefreaking table eating my entire meal, And
I'm like, oh my god.She goes, she goes, maybe you

(46:30):
shouldn't leave it on the table.It was like, yeah, maybe you
shouldn't like control your dog. Yeah, dog on a table. I mean,
we're not talking cats here, allright, cat people. And that's
like one of the longest meals.Oh oh, and then it's gone.
Was It's like, I don't know, I don't know. All right,
coming up, we're gonna talk toour host out here the safety a public

(46:52):
Reserve, which is talking them comingup on an Outlaw Oh buddy, Outlaw
Day of the Rock guts Ta Hello, Hello, luck with Ethan Wicko Wicko
Lindsay the rally Unicorns. Everybody.We are over here at one of my

(47:13):
favorite places. It's called Public Reserveof two ninety and nineteen. Who who
That guy just came up. That'swhat that's our clean it's your mascot's Yeah.
He's like, oh my god,it's gonna be on that Outlaw Day
show. I'm gonna run around gainingsaxe real quick. I'm five. I'm
five. And he gave you thelook, He's like, where's the care
don't screw this up, don't screwthat hot wait too late, too late.

(47:37):
Uh So we're at nineteen sixty andbasically it's two ninety. Although you
can come up what is this?What is this road? Right? No?
Right? Were them? It's righthere, we're them? Yeah,
I can't. So I came offby the crossroads and I came up with
them, and it brings your rightor you don't have to do any of
these. I grew up around thisarea like this is my stobbing ground,

(47:59):
scar up all these little areas betweenWe'retham and off of huffmeister Man Circle.
So this used to be a Bruskiesit was, yes, and he used
to work here. So what doyou mean be one? There was the
first that they ever had. Okay, so this started off here, the

(48:22):
start off here and then uh twoforty nine and Lutta that was B two
where it used to be the Tthree. It still is T three now
right now. But used I meanhe is, yeah, you know,
used to be. And so nowdid you end up buying this location from
them? He is not the owner. He is actually just one of the

(48:42):
friendly faces around here that work.Okay, the owner did used to work
for Bruskies, but I guess Imet did Public Reserve buy this from Bruskys?
Uh, this location okay, allright? Uh and so uh now
the owner of this which is it? You? Vicky? She's amazing that
guy. She's really awesome. She'saround my age, she's a single mom

(49:05):
like me. She is legit afand yeah, she runs a really cool
establishment. She's she's made this frompretty much nothing. She's she's a great
person. She was just a bartender. Why not exactly? Why not?
That's a good question, because she'sa rebel, Okay, so that it
wouldn't look like pubic. Tell usa little bit about this place and the

(49:25):
stuff they all have coming up?Uh, Tonight seven fifteen, we have
Mary Charlotte Young and Torn Franklin playing, which already started. So oh yeah,
I'm excited about that. Like they'vebeen doing good. A live band
every single weekend from now until September. Mid September, and then what happens
after that, and then I justget more bands to come in. Okay,

(49:49):
Davin pre books, Okay, anyspecial events coming up other than that?
No, we just constant live bands, karaoke every Wednesday and then stake
nights on Thursday, and then theweekends we have you know, it's always
e collectic here. We got somebody, it's gonna be We'll have a jazz
band, we'll have a comedy club. It's it's always something different, all
right. So what's your pedigree?Where'd you grow up? I'm from Kansas,

(50:14):
Kansas And all right, Dorothy,exactly. I clicked my heels.
So, uh what brought you dadto Texas? Luck? I like that.
Uh So you worked at the Bruskiesbe One back in the day,
and now you get to be apart of the resurrection of this property.
That's good. It got gotta bekind of cool. Oh yeah, it's

(50:35):
when we've kept a lot of peoplefrom back in the Bruskies days. You
know, it just fell over.We have loyal customers. As you can
see, these guys, they're nevergoing anywhere. Yep, they'll be here
brighton to go. And and thenof course you were you sneaking in here
underage because you're barely legal now right. I'm twenty nine, now I just

(50:55):
look barely legal. No, Iwas not not coming here until I was
of age. Um. Well,yeah, like I think the statute of
limitations of your underage drinking is probablyit's not. You're getting in trouble now.
I actually ran into Vicky one timewhenever she Okay, so I worked
at a place, the pool companythat I used to work at. Yeah,

(51:16):
my friend Megan she introduced Vicky tome because they came to my fashion
show at the Adam and Eve thing. That's when I first met VICKI.
And the next time I met herwas randomly and an elevator. We talked
about you get an event coming up, and I met her randomly an elevator
and we're just in there talking andI was like, did you look so
familiar? She goes, you lookso familiar. We're just talking back and
forth and she tells me about thebar she has. I was like,

(51:37):
I go in your bar all thetime. Now it is worked dome awesome,
She's adorable. Was she part ofthe Fashioned Show? The Adom and
Eve Fashioned Show over where ilse livethere in the crowd? Okay, all
right, we're just checking. Youshould have been. She's hot. We
are. We are working on somehot, sexy fashioned stuff coming up after

(51:58):
the first of the year. Butright now we're talking about Public Reserve,
uh nineteen sixty and two ninety wherethey've got stuff going on all the time.
But as the weekend is upon us. That's what they've got live music,
and we support anybody that supports liveand local music. So hats off
to you guys, Thank you somuch. Yeah, we have no discordible

(52:21):
musical skills, but we really lovemusic, so we we like, we
try to be supporters. Look themup on Facebook, public reserve with the
K, public with the K skillsLike you play bass, drums, piano?
Really Taylor plays the harmonica. Don'teven know that brass instruments? Yeah,

(52:45):
okay, so uh, everybody exceptme has musical skills. I have
no discernible musical skills. I amrhythmically challenged and tone deaf. My viola
teachers set me home and said Iwas wasting my parents money and her time.
So I am Houston's biggest supporter oflocal and live music because I have
no doubt whatsoever. I'm glimbing onvoice. We all go on, We

(53:08):
all support the music. Yes,all supporters. Hey, does your man
can have a name? Oh yes, that is Delila. Hey there,
Delilah. What you do with yourpants down? The same thing every week?
He there, Delia. What's itlike in New York City? I'm
a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty. Yes

(53:30):
you do, Tom squaregn shine aspright as you. I swear it's true.
Hey there, Delilah, don't youworry about the distance. I'm right
there. If you can lonely,give this song another listen, close your
eyes, listen to my voice.It's my skies. I'm my side.

(53:58):
Oh to watch your you to me. It's what you do to me?
Oh what you do to me?What you do to me? What you
do to me? Hey there,Delilah, No times are getting hard,

(54:22):
but just believe me. Girls,Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar.
We'll have it good. We'll havethe life we knew we would.
My word is good. Hey there, Delilah. I've got so much left
to say. If every simple songI wrote to you to take your breath

(54:45):
away, I'd write it all,even more love with me, mute fall,
we'd have it all. Oh whatyou do to me? What you
do to me? Oh watch youdo to me? What you do to

(55:10):
me? A thousand miles seems prettyfar, but they've got planes and trains
and cars and walk to you.If I had no other way, my
friends would all make fun of usand we'll just laugh for long because we
know that none of them have feltthis way to Lila. And promise you,

(55:34):
by the time we get through theweb will never ever be the same,
and you're to blame. Hey there, Delilah, you'll be good,
and don't you miss me. Twomore years and you'll be done with school
and I'll be making history like Ido. You'll know it's all because you.

(56:02):
We can do whatever we want toHe then, Dilah used to you,
this one's for you. Oh whatyou do to me? Want you

(56:22):
do to me? Oh? Wantyou do to me? Want you do
to me? What you do tome? Oh? Oh oh. This

(56:55):
is the Outlaw d Show on KPRCninth. We're talking with my good friend
Slade ham Uh from the Slade Runnerfrom the Whiskey Brothers from I'm camping in
the middle of what now? Wheredid you camp last night? I spent

(57:15):
the evening a Polo Duro Canyon justnorth of Houston, so by about nine
hours. Texas is great like that. It's good tribe and straight hours and
you're still in the state. It'sa gorgeous little mini grand canyon of an
our Panhandle. So I spent thenight under the stars with some fire burning

(57:37):
and you know, spiritual stuff.Yeah yeah, yeah, no, good
stuff. And you are a worldtraveler, for those of you that don't
know, in addition to being comedian, also a world traveler, which kind
of collides because you're able to dothe traveling because of your comedy, and
you use the comedy so that you'reable to travel. And I'm not talking
about playing the giggle Hut in TerraHote. I'm talking about armed forces and

(58:00):
entertainment going all around the world.Your latest trip took you to the northern
part of the Dark Continent. Indeed, we were in the northeastern part,
and I say that we got intothe central part too. It was kind
of a Schmorgus board Charcuterie board ofAfrica. We were in Kenya, and
we were in Jibouti. We werein the Sinai Peninsula, as close to

(58:21):
the Middle East as you can getwithout leaving Africa. And then over in
Niger, which is like in theSahara Desert, sort of smack in the
middle of what they called the Sahel, very appropriately named. And you drop
you drug our good friend Noe.They even talk about hot you drug you
drug. Our good friend Jerry WayneLongmeyer along for that ride, not the

(58:43):
first sojourned for him on one ofthese afe trips, but I you know,
he just is so um whatever thehe just he just gushes about how
exciting it is, and uh andI know that it's It's touched so many
comedians lives over the past two plusdecades. We really get to do something
cool. Most of our career consistsof playing for drunk people in bars somewhere

(59:06):
in the States, and that's sofilling. Don't get me wrong, I
like making drunk people laugh. Butyou know, getting over and actually realizing
you have a skill set that sortof alleviates a little suffering or provides some
distraction or does that second layer ofgood on top of just the performance.
That's kind of cool. So Ithink it's I don't think I've ever brought

(59:27):
a comic over there who hasn't comeback somewhat touched, you know, just
oh wow. I thought it wasgoing to be cool, but this was
something entirely different. YEA, Iam battle comic is obviously a good touchstone
to appreciate what that all entails.From Bob Hope to George Lopez to Obviously,
in the past couple of years,Slade Ham making the troops feel connected

(59:51):
to home. Now, speaking ofconnections, pandemic saw a shutdown of the
entertainment industry, a nationwide, ifnot worldwide. But you elevated above that.
You rammed up your podcast, aWhiskey Brothers podcast, one of the
most prolific company podcasts I tens topten annually downloads. And you also began

(01:00:13):
to chronicle your own midnight musings witha video podcast, and that has,
um, I guess, expanded yourcontact with humanity. That's that's an elaborate
way of saying I got four dave. I you know, I'm I'm an

(01:00:36):
introvert and by nature, and itsounds so antithetical to what I do for
a living right to say I'm anintrovert because I stand on stage and I
talked to strangers and it looks likethis big, gregarious, outgoing sort of
thing. But when the pandemic happened, man, it's for a minute there
I thought I was home. Iwas like, where's that. There's no

(01:00:58):
I had to do with anybody.This is incredible. And then there were
two realizations. One, oh wait, crap, I make all my money
from people, so that you feelthat one. But then there is this
other, somewhat primal thing that is, we are social creatures. We're designed
to be in some sort of communitylike community environment, and I wasn't getting

(01:01:22):
any of that. So I justturned my I was like, I need
a place to yell things and letpeople digitally yell them back. And it's
kay. It's given me a bitof a community at a place to say
stuff, and it's just, youknow, a public forum and all the
good cool buzzwords, but most importantlya grounds to just sort of sort out
the clutter in my head in acreative, funny way. Man, not

(01:01:44):
that whole keyboard warrior combative argumentative debating, but instead as the true nature of
the original goat singers, the comedians, the court jester. You are a
social observationist and you comment on theidiocy of the human condition. Yeah.
You have surrounded yourself over the yearswith some brilliant minds, most recently helping

(01:02:07):
to complete a life work for thelegendary last of the Texas Outlaw comics,
Andy Huggins, recording a comedy specialfor him. It is coming out in
December we shot this last summer.Andy Huggins, one of the original Outlaw
comics I believe seventy four at thetime of the taping, might be seventy

(01:02:28):
right now, has been doing comedyfor forty plus years, etc. Etc.
We made We shot his comedy special, and we got distribution through Comedy
Dynamics, which just handled the latestJim Gaffican special. They also did Eliza
Slashing. They're they're literally the biggestdistributor in the game. So this got
the project now and they'll start rollingit out in December, and I believe

(01:02:51):
it'll have a big you know,all the digital platforms Spotify and everywhere you'd
listened to albums, and then it'llbe on all of the visual platforms.
But then it'll do a second runon who Lure, Netflix. So it's
a it's an exciting time to bein the comedy special business. People are
kind of craving this long form stuffand they're in a ton of it out
there. Your own comedy offering digitallyshared. The Whiskey Brothers, which features

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I think maybe not the original butone of the basic lineups Old school of
the Whiskey Brothers, is available onAmazon Prime To that end, though,
during this last half decade, you'reworking on your second book, you are
working on various inner actions on allthe different platforms, but now successfully completing

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a is it a Kickstarter or gofund me? What was it? Kickstarter
is what I think is it's moreprofessional. Go fund me tends to be
what you pop up if your kidbroke their foot and you don't have insurance,
or your your twelve year old cargot three flat tires. It's kind
of I always look at go fundMe as the guy with the gaff can

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coming up to you at twelve orfour in the morning, you know what
I mean. That's always go fundme. Kickstarter feels a little more river
Oaks lemonade stand. So go fundme, help put out my dumpster fire.
Kickstarter. Hey, I got abrilliant plan. Let's cut one of
the peanuts out of the bags.So to that end, a successful Kiss

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Kickstarter campaign and now you have thefunding to shoot your own comedy special.
We're doing it with all of thegroundwork that's been laid in place with you
know, it looks like distribution willhappen for it. So exciting stuff in
that world. We take August nineteenthin the Bayou City. So we're doing
it, yes, match in at Midtown Arts and Theaters Center in Houston.

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It's right there off Main Street inMidtown. It's a gorgeous venue.
Tickets are on sale now if yougo to Fladham dot com. Limit if
we sell that, we're looking atdoing two shows right now, only the
first show is on sale. Ihighly, highly highly recommend getting tickets for
a number of reasons. One,I'm good to the show is gonna be

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This is a comedy special, andif you've never been in the room for
a production like this, it's reallyreally cool to participate in something that you'd
never have access to, so andit kind of helps the next time you
watch Netflix or something else, you'relike, oh, wait, that's how
they did that. It's really coolto be in a room when behind the
scenes stuff it's happened. And thenwhen you're watching it with your family and
friends, you can still bauzit andgo look there, Okay, no,

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that's me right there in the crowd. Because we've all done them. So
over the past three years, you'vedone I see at least three comedy performances
an hour plus each one of them, with each one covering a wide range
of topics. Well, I took, I took some elements of what I
did during those three shows. Yougotta remember, those two shows covered probably

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three hours, three and a halfhours of material. So you go out
there in front of what I liketo call a safe crowd, and it's
not safe, but it's Houston andit's my people. And generally on those
nights I was put into under thesoap bodies in the room and they were
all fans, So there was arisk of failure, but not the same
risk of failures going up in frontof all these strangers. And what you

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do is you use that as aplace to find these little nuggets, oh
two or three of these things kindof bit so let me take them and
use them as a foundation for thisnew set. So when you see it,
while you may be able to putyour fing that feels familiar, but
it'll be unrecognizable elements of those stories, right, they will have changed drastically

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to fit some bigger, hour longnarrativen't you absolutely should come and see what
this looks like. An amalgam ofyour thoughts from the past three years distilled
down into one dynamic performance and I'mhoping that you're not tidling the special.
I want to make it hurt.What was that? I want this to

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feel weird. Yeah, that's that'snot gonna be the name of it,
is it? No? No,no, no no. That was.
That was one of those bootleg oneoffs that we taped, and it was
simply because I haven't been on stageand so long at the time, and
it just will live in history foreveras a I'm trying to think of a
good equivalent, not like not likeCheap Tricks Live at Boudhocon because that was

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that was recorded so perfectly, butone of these things where it's like,
oh, I could hear some piecesof this elsewhere. I might have seen
this love I'm not really sure,but it sure captures that moment in two
thy twenty. Well all right,oh, got tickets are on sale.
Buy tickets for both performances. Well, y'all, you'll have to buy the
first then we'll sell it out,then we'll put the second show on sale.

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Slateham dot com. Slateham dot com. I know you're out on the
road right now, polishing besting,including adding augmenting, and as always we
can't wait, and we won't resteasy to your back inside the city gates.
Hey, then yes, Master NaturalBuddy Outlaw, David Taylor, Mutterland,
the Rock Goddess. Hello, Wick, everybody, rally Unicorn. You're

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gonna have your own channel this Ohyou already have it? Okay on the
Odin Kirk thing, what is it? What are we doing? Odor house?
You said not goofy No, itmet the original the gates of Yeah,

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and Nodia in Greek means the keeperof the gates. Is that where
they got like Nokia because you couldnever break those phones. No, man,
you could drop a tank on itand they'll break the tank. Our
suppertime intern Austin White cotton candy,not getting college school credit or pay.
But carry the experience, carry andthe equipment. H and over the next

(01:09:02):
several weeks, we uh, we'regonna have to clear out the storage unit.
So we have several years worth ofT shirts that we need to give
away. Now I'm saying that,but there's some of them we're gonna hold
back and sell at that Kala reunionparty to raise money for the Stevens Fruit
Rane for Children and animals. Souh so in the coming weeks. Follow

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us on Facebook. You should followus on Facebook if you're hearing this live
on the radio, if you're hearingthe podcast, you should be following us
on Facebook. Outlaw Dave Show,and then that'll be the clearing house for
all of the new content, newpromotions, new stuff that's going on,
including the rally, Unicorn's own Instagramfee. But Austin, we're gonna be

(01:09:47):
giving out of but to these Tshirts. And I know that you.
You're very good. You you engagethe people, you don't just throw them
at it. Now. We don'thave your size. There are no swap
seas, so you've been very goodabout that over the past a couple of
months. Told I'm very Charismaticy,there you go, that's the name of
my sex tape. Boom there itis all right? So, uh was

(01:10:10):
that Nelson's So we are missing Uh, mister Nelson. He is in Hawaii.
He will be back before you know. It's h ersk him off on
a Tinder date or something right now, So I'm kidding. We've got the
shows coming up, including the JohnEvans Show that is going to be a

(01:10:32):
sellout. There will not be asecond show at of that. I know
Slade was talking about him adding asecond show for his secon August nineteenth,
August fourth. There will be nosecond show. It's cloud Chief opens up
for John Evans. That's it.No Moss, that's it, noth nothing.
Uh, you'd be your one shotto see John Evans. Well,
I guess there's he's doing Green Halland somewhere else. But anyway, Uh,

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follow us on Facebook for all thisstuff. Don't forget we got here
today in the outlawed day bobile.Thanks for our friendship. Back quiz carcare
home of that. She's so cool. I see, it's so cool,
the coolest, so summer fun.We have made it to the midway point
of summer. It's good almost reallythough. I just realized that because my

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friend was like, yeah, Iknow, your son has only like three
more weeks so he started school again. I was like, what, Yeah,
it's three weeks before school starts againfor me spring Brands. I think
it's four. I know it's threefour, it's August ninth. It's August
ninth for me. And I waslike, oh, that's right on a

(01:11:36):
Wednesday again. We so what Iwas growing up? I can't remember if
we went if summer was Memorial Dayto Labor Day or not. I feel
like somebody has said that always theweek before late, so it was the
week before, and then you'd havea three day weekend. So we go
back to school, you get yoursyllabus, you'd get your marching orders,

(01:11:59):
and then you have a three dayBut yes, I thinking about like all
that new stuff that's changing, Likewith COVID, we lost so many days
that they started changing the whole craculumand stuff. That's all so they get
paid for the government. That's notyou know, that's not. My point
is they're still infecting us because Iremember August like a school time starting towards
the end of August, and nowit's the what first second week of August.

(01:12:21):
Huh. It's a big thing onbecause they they I guess they postponed
a lot of stuff. So likeat least in my area, it's starting
in August nine, and I'm like, oh, that's so early. I
remember it starting later at least differentconversation at my house. So I've got
one in graduate school, one inhigh school, what in middle school,
one in elementary school, and theyall have different start times, So I

(01:12:45):
don't know that is based on theZony. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna
because no, I I my wifehas to handle everything. But I feel
bad my wife and I feel bad. Uh. But I pitched in last
year, you know, because oneof them had safety patrols. So I
got up. I gotta tell youwork until three in the morning every night,

(01:13:09):
which one had safety patrol. Charlie, he's the narc. Uh?
So it uh it really so Ihad to take Jack. Uh Jack start
doing a good job. No,Jack, Jack's not the narc. He's
the one who's been trouble for vandalizingthe schools, breaking it. It's yeah,

(01:13:31):
So, so I don't I don'twant to help. I don't want
to. Uh. It's not thatI don't want to help. It's just
that because I do a syndicated morningshow, so I'm busy, I can't
help. Thing is that you stillmake sure you still I help in my
ways? All right? So Supperis almost over? Wait anyway, I

(01:13:53):
saw it. Supper is half overnow. Apparently supper is almost but we'll
still be hunting for deer in shortscome November. Uh the count down to
the Load Star Rally. I know, we're like one hundred one hundred days
out, is that right now?That means start booking your hotels. You

(01:14:15):
guys, you're gonna eat it.Start booking hotels and be there because if
you don't start booking them now,you're literally gonna be paying probably a thousand
one. Talking weekend with Kathy uhComo Harrison, she's got some vacation rentals
down the island. We're gonna talkwith her. She does some must she
does some volunteer charity work that Iwas already talking to her about it,

(01:14:36):
and then I realized, oh,well, god, you have vacation rentals
one of the smaller companies, sowe can work with her. We'll get
some stuff going on. Um,this is gonna be a great year.
Either's like, can we get ahostess, could we get a whole home.
I'm just saying, like, startlooking for your hotels soon, sooner
than later. Yeah, it's gonnabe hug thing. Trust me, if

(01:14:57):
you want to be on the island, it's gonna get pretty because it gets
so populated, you're gonna love it. Yeah. I'm not twenty minutes from
the island anymore, from the islandanymore. All right, So we'll start
the Searchers Lone Star rally that willbegin next month. We've got some shows
coming up with Erskine Entertainments, includingthe show on August fourth, and then

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we've got we're talking about doing thisKala Well reunion fundraiser for the Step Ranch
at the end of August. Sladeham'sgot his show coming up. There's just
so much stuff going on. Um. And don't forget if you write a
golf cart in Galveston, use aseatbelt and stay off a broadway. So
wait, which is it? Isit the seat belts or broadway both?

(01:15:41):
Really we learned that was why wegot in trouble. But I got rightway
and no seatbelt. They're like,well, why we're at it. You
already drip on this, but likeyou also don't have a seabolt. We're
like, oh, we just gota coffee, so we took our seaboat.
So if you get in trouble onthe island. Actually they have offices

(01:16:01):
in downtown and on Galveston Island.It's the Metzker Law Firm for no what
whatever it is, they can helpyou out. Four oh nine two O
four oh nine four two U andabsentia, not joining us today on the
program, but listening from home thanksto the iHeartRadio app. Unless he's not

(01:16:25):
listening to him, be listening tothe podcast later. Our good friend Allen
Lonesome Dove Morris arresting marine from nineto one. He's going to be in
town next week. We're gonna gohang out with him. Yeah, seven
three six twentyre to remember nine oneone gros Tour Service dot com. Hey,
can we go shoot stuff with himone day? Yeah, for sure,

(01:16:46):
Jenny James over at the gun pub. All right. So, in
the changing uh fortunes of time,one of the things that you can hold
on to is friendship, and weare your loyal friends here on the Outlaw
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If you see a wrong, makeit up, all right, Get
a chest to help a fellow humanbeings all part of the crazy human term

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unfolding exactly the way it should be. I know this would be true because
I find myself living in the communityof like minded individuals people to say but
hopes, fears, dreams, andideals as I have, and together we
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