" THE HEATHENS = R-E-S-P-E-C-T "

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Episode Transcript

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Oh, welcome to another excited editionof the Outlawed Day Show and an Outlaw
Saturday nine but yeah, that dayof the rock Gun is broadcasting from the
nine one one Garage Doorservers dot ComStudios, home of Outlaw Day Productions,
Biker Rally Television, the Outlaw DaveShow in the Virgin Islands, and um

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the people that helped coordinate the LonestarRally. I'm not saying that we created
it. I'm not saying that wepull it off. I'm just saying that
we're there everything by their side.Every know you you I've joined in,
but I'm saying you've been there sincea long haul, earned that ring last
year at that load Star Rally.I guys remember that Saturday. Once everything

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was over and it's just like whoosh, like everything like everything just hate me.
And I was like, man,I was really putting stuff aside and
Jessa, I'll deal with it later. I'll deal with it later in my
head. Yeah, mentally, andthen it just like came. It was
a lot. Yeah, it's alot, and don't talk to me for
a week and with uh so ifyou if you're and we don't you know,

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obviously we talked about this the otherday when we did the show.
Um uh, if we lean moreheavily on Glitztalls, the modeling agency to
coordinate with the Miss Lensarelli Search andwe'll last year was our first year working
with them, so we brought themup to speed. And you've made a
great job. You've trained them andeverything that how you have envisioned this over

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the year, so we could focusnow this year on expanding our video presence
and the Outlaw Day Ranch ride theparade on the island because we're getting didn't
you say, We're getting a doubledecker bus to put people in the bus,
and then we've got the Barbie mobilewith the confetti cannons. We're not

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gonna make it mandatory for the bikinimodels to come to the parade, absolutely,
but we made it mandatory, whichmade it our responsibility for shuttle them
back and forth and try to getYeah. I knows easier if you're on
your motorcycle when you're joining us overfor the parade route. I mean,
we're trying to add stuff and expandyou know, I mean, worst we

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could throw with some ladies on themotorcycles. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
But I'm just saying, so,uh, the people that meet us in
the parking lot to do the paradearound the island, they're all on their
motorcycles, so it's easy for themto get from wherever they are to where
we are. When you've got youknow, eighteen bikini models, photographers,
boyfriends, moms, they've got blowdryers and extra go go boots. You

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know they need to come ready.You gotta come ready or stay the night
before, right right, So,Earliers, the rally like the week the
week it was over, I waslike, oh, so causin you just
said, Mike said, the mindthe first day, Well, that's what
usually happens at the Losar Rally.The first day. We're so excited to
get down there, and we getdown there Wednesday, maybe early Thursday morning,

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and then we have to limp throughFriday and we don't get our second
way back till Saturday, and thankgod because Saturday is a strong day.
But I digress. We're talking aboutthe Losar Rally, the search for Miss
Lodsar Rally and all the things thatwe're going to be doing this year at
the Losa Rally. We're excited aboutthat. That's where you earned your ring
last year serving the community, notjust the greater good of the execution of

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the event, the finals, thebroadcast, but it was instrumental in re
launching the Stevens burt Range tribe.So important, and that's the ring that
you were bestowed upon. Is aboutservitude, is about serving the community,
the animals, the children, thewidows, the less fortunate of the those

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that can't take care of themselves.And so that's that's our credo that bonds
us all together. I don't know. Um, So it is so so,
so so exciting that summer is halfwayover, I'm saying. I'm saying
because we're at the midway point,right midway to Labor day. Yeah,
I'm like, I'm kind of bummedbecause it's like less time with my son

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again. You know, my newjob, my stuff is more the evenings.
Yeah, there goes every time,like my time with him. Totally
bummed. And I'll have less timewith my kids. I'm kidding, no,
I uh, And we've talked aboutthat ever since the pandemic. I'm
like, I really I cherish thosemoments. I like hanging out with my
kids because eventually they won't, right, they won't want to hang out with

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That's what happens. They become teenagersand they don't want to hang out.
Yeah, soak it all up,soak it all up, all right.
So we were talking about some ofthe things coming up the Erskine concerts.
Um the I don't know what meanto cut you up? What person?
So we got Brody Lane show coveredup, We've got the John to Evans

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show covered up, and we areworking. We have some more exciting news
from the music world that we're gonnabe sure sure sharing with you. So
to that end, the guys downat Voodoo Hut, while not participating in
the Search from its own Star rallythis year, are gonna participate in a

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fundraising endeavor for the Stevens and PortRanch and they're putting together They've got uh
they got a like a DJ thatspecializes in eighties rock music. I'm talking
about Carlos Crazy Legs Cantu. He'sone of the tailgate DJs from the Texans
games and stuff and also where itworks with the Deacons of Deadwood charity ball.

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He's gonna be out there. We'retrying to get like Misty Marlowe and
Jennifer Rayna and lock Sebenhausen. We'regonna do like a kalo Well reunion,
I guess of sorts in theme.There'll be like a kalo Well reunion themed
event fundraiser for Steven Dupert ranch forchildren animals. We'll have fun. Uh
speaking of fun, and is thatthat's? Uh? That's like after the

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Missload Show. Really Countess has alreadystarted? Um? Yeah, I think
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about it is an Outlaw Saturday nine. What happened? I thought were being

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a mosquito? Right? Don't yourold buddy that you did your old buddy
Outlaw Day with my old buddy SladeHam checking to see if he's speaking Canadian.
Now you've been up in the GreatWhite North. Hey there blood just
having some Alexander keithon ride my motion. You know it's fantastic, Dave.

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This places blissful of sitting in Toronto. The people are polite, the birds
are chirp, and we're watching thewrong border. These people we should be
invading them. That's what should behappening North. One of the things from
you know A Y two kuh inour bugout bag was oh we'll just head
well, we'll follow the Mississippi we'llhead north, we'll cross into what is

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up there? Is that what's inthe middle of by Minnesota's that Saskatchewan or
so I think that if I gotit correct, and I've been coming up
there for a long time, Iknow I know what's on the on the
west side, right, we knowVancouver and all that's over there. And
on the east who knows. Butthe you have you have Ontario where I'm
at, and then you got Calgary, which is basically North Texas or Alberta

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up there somewhere, and then Saskatchewan, as far as I know, is
just all Prairie. But I thinkit's it's basically an extension of those those
states up there. They're so boythey have there's a phone, a little
phote when you pick it up andhey, well i'm crossing the border.
A you just you check into themand they yeah, well, okay,

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well check in when you get tothe and you just crossed the border freely
that it's not anymore and everything's changed. But back then that was Canada was
just like sure, yeah, yourcheck head when you get here. They
were. But also the Internet wasn'treally as present as it is now,
so a lot of that was justoh yeah, no, go up there,
they'll take care of you there.You had no way to check it,

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you know, unless you're walking aroundwith us a bunch of encyclopedias.
You just got to take people's leadthat they're polite when you get here.
Yeah. And of course after nineeleven, I was there for a wedding
in Vancouver because that's where the entertainmentand I made I made the crack about
how my passport photo is one where. And I'm not saying it was by

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design, it was happenstance. Butif you were a terrorist and you took
over a plane or a train ora boat, and you collected everybody's passed
so you were going through them,you get to mind. You go,
okay, let's skip him. Andso I made that joke at the air
part, I go, uh,there's the pictures that'll stop the terrorists from
grabbing that guy. And man,I was whisped into a room quicker than

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you can say Shuskatoon, and theywanted to They were going through the lnt
in my pockets. They were Ihad to show my wedding invitation, my
wedding shoes. They were like,you shouldn't be saying anything about terrorism at
the I'm like, oh, Iwas making a joke. Lighten the mood
because my picture is so awkward andI gotta show it to you, but

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it is. It is the mostawkward black and white crazy hair, my
shirt striped like I took it,you know, at a concentration camp,
and I just looked like, don'tpick this guy. Hey, you gotta
bring in your passport photos. Willyou guys take mud shots? That's all

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all right, speaking of taking things, I don't you to take this laying
down folks. So far, there'sonly one show coming up on August nineteenth.
It is the taping of the SladeHam Company Special, a life's work
encapsulated into a ninety minute recording.And if you don't buy tickets, then

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you're not gonna get to go,and you're gonna be like, hey,
you hook me up and there won'tbe a guest list. There's not gonna
be a slip you in through theback door, and you certainly won't be
bothering Slade himself to get those tickets. No, my phone is gonna stay
on my nightstand that day. Youwon't be able to reach you. I
tell people every time you've seen someof the shows when we've done Whiskey Brothers
at the Improv or Christmas shows andthings like that. And I tell people

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every time, look, get tickets, you're not you're gonna get there.
You're gonna think you gotta ace inthe hole and you're gonna find yourself standing
outside. I can't do anything aboutthis. I'm the performer, so come
on out. I'm gonna wreck thathouse for a very long time. I'm
working diligently all the material. That'swhat I'm doing up here in Canada and
tour and then to come back homejust to sit in front of some good,

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fine, savvy Houstonians. August nineteenth, get your stupid chickens. Don't
don't. Don't miss this. NowI gotta ask because I know that in
the past, like you, youproduced and directed the Andy Huggins Comedy Special,
and of course you worked with uhI can't remember their name wasn't Adam.

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But when you did the Whiskey Brothers, which is still available on Amazon
Prime, A Chance McLane Um.Yeah, so you had not included in
the recordings, but you had towet the appetite for the audience you had
other performers that weren't included in thetaping. Will there be is somebody working

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the crowd? Is there somebody softeningthe membrane? Is there something like that
going on? Yes, there willfor sure be an opening act. I
haven't decided who yet. Um.I'm trying to pick the right vibe for
the show. It's got to besomebody who doesn't do what I do,
but also somebody I like and getalong with. So it's I've got,
you know how many great choices Igot. But there's certainly going to be

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an opening act in there. No, Tom, I'm there's no way I'm
going to walk up their hold.Yet you tell her you're giving me.
Do I want a sacrificial lamb?Or do I not human shield? Or
none? Um? I think I'drather go at the elevator with the body
in front of you. Please?Why so? And I think this is
top of the mind for me becauseI get notifications and when I when I

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not instantly, but when I sitdown. I watched the Slade Ham experience
when you do your your thoughts fromthe Midnight Spaceship, and you recently had
an episode where you talked about thewhole esthetic and calculation between the opener,
the host, the feature, andthen the headliner. And it was interesting

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because you know, you're you livein a world of comics. You have
your Whiskey Brothers podcast. You you'reon the road, so you're you're talking
comedy all the time. The restof us that love to go to comedy
shows or love to watch company specials, we don't necessarily We're not paying attention
enough to understand until we're there sittingin the Giggle Hut or the Haha House

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and we're waiting and you're like,oh, wait, so who's this guy
that's telling us to fill out thecards to be on the email? You're
not aware of that. And Ithought you broke it down very very nicely
the other day on that episode.Thank you. It's a good place,
like you say, it's a goodplace for me to sort of organize my
thoughts. If someone should go back, and I bet they could after I'm

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done with this special and when it'sout, they could probably go back to
the Slate hymn experiment over the lastyear and see little threads of the stuff
that makes it to the stage.And then along the way you'll be able
to get some stuff like that,which is just kind of I really like
pulling the curtain back on stand upcomedy and kind of showing people and telling
to like, here's my thought process. I got a quarter of a century

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into this art form, and letme share it with people who seem to
be interested in it more now thanever. It's fascinating to me, and
as I with you as your friendand your cheerleader. So like when I
watched the it was Bill Bird thata Red Rock special, and I remember
I remember telling you the lighty washorrible, Slade, you gotta see those

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look the headshots dud horrible. Idon't know what they were thinking. And
you're like, okay, damn allright, cycled doubt. But but it's
you know what, you become emotionallyas well as intellectually invested in something,
and then you know, then you'renoticing things. And and let me just
tell you, Slade doesn't need anymore ideas about jokes or funny punch lines
or ideas or uh what sniglets premises. He doesn't and this includes me,

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all right, So just stop offering. Oh oh, I got this,
I got this. I was Iwas laughing I was talking with the guy
that runs the Republic, Holida Davidson, which I guess you were just in
the other day, yea, AndI was telling them how I was telling
story about the bonus holes and howI called you. I'm so excited.
You're like, Okay, thanks havingthey even had coffee yet, thanks for

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the great insights for my next viraljoke that I'm not gonna do. Okay,
you say that, but you andI are closed enough and I trust
your judgment enough that I believe onthe last episode I might have touched it.
So, Dave, you know thestate of minor man. When I
start flying that spaceship. Somebody toucheda bonus hole. Well that's what we

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were all talking about. Okay,So get your tickets. Get them now.
It's a moon Tower ticket Lake,but it's on your Facebook page.
I'm going to share it right nowon our Facebook page. Whether you're coming
down to join us at the CowboysSurfer or whether you're just planning your own
Outlaws Saturday night, make sure thatyou plan to join us on August nineteenth

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for what is going to be agreat night of comedy. There's gonna be
a lot of great and interesting peopleat Luminaries. It'll be there and I
hope to see each and every oneof you there too. You don't get
back from Canada for another week orso. Yeah, I'm here through the
end of the month. In Torontofor the rest of the week, then
over to Ottawa. This feign Nation'scapital. It's some really good people out
there, and I love the crowdsand I'm excited that this is where I

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get to work everything else where Icome back down to Texas. Seems like
there's nothing better than going to anothercountry and then coming back to Texas,
which is its own country. Andwe'll just five past the United States for
this special entirely day. It's likedirect no slot. We didn't even have
to touch down on the COTLANDA UnitedStates. Gonna be a blast man.
The little nation lives here. JoeBuddy at Lauda and the nine one one

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garage door Service dot Com studios usingthe Farrell phone patch like janis not a
farreal cat to plug into the Roadcastersix thousand. We've got our dear friend,
Warred Officer Greg Ellick for the TexasState Guards second Brigade on the phone
with us. We talk about hurricanepreparedness. How are you this evening doing

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very well? Sir? We weretalking about the fact that hurricane season is
now upon us and a lot ofpeople don't really know once a hurricane hits,
and certainly anyone who's lived here forany extended period of time knows that
it's a if, it's a whenthere's the inevitability. But the Texas State
Guard actually plays a very important rolenot leading up to, but after a

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hurricane or tropical storm strikes the GulfCoast. Like the State Guard, along
with the Texas Army National Guard inTexas Air National Guard is one of the
three military branches comprising Texas Military Department, and our job is to provide Texas
with support to support in state missionsfrom emergency and disaster response to community service.

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Let's talk about Harvey. What didyou guys do in the aftermath of
Harvey. During Harvey, we weredeployed across many counties, all the effect
counties, and we were there partneredwith many agencies and the Texas Army National
Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and we operated shelters, We provided

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water, we provided food, Wehelped with getting the people out of harm's
way using a special system, theEmergency Tracking Network, and so we are
the prime operators for that so thatwe don't end up with the problem after
the fact of having people displaced andnot knowing where they are, so we

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have accountability and tracking of all thosefolks we pull out of harm's way so
we can bring them back when thestorm is cleared. Not just all those
sexy water rescues then, not justall those water recues, sir, but
all of those shelters across And I'mthat's part of my job is I train
and get ready. We are trainingyear round to make sure that people have

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a safe place to get out ofarms way, and that we are helping
them to get into high water vehiclesand keeping track of them so they can
make their way back home safely.So that's one of the things. And
I noticed that the last couple oftimes that there are automated systems where people
can reach out and say, youknow, I'm here. I want you

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to know where I've located, whatpart of town or part of the city
were part of the county, Andthen I guess on the backside of that,
other people can reach out and findout the status of people if they
needed to have been rescued, orif they needed to have been evacuated,
or if they needed to have beenmoved to a different location. There's a
very complex tracking system for that now, yes, sir, there is,

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and that avoids the problem of havingpeople walking up and trying to find out
where loved ones are and the privacyinvolved with that because it's all handled through
the electronic system and all of thosecontrols are in place so people are able
to find their loved ones because everybodyhas plugged into the system and that way,

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it's not just an individual walking upand providing a name. Privacy is
number one there, but it's partof the self safe and well program so
that they know that their loved onesare well taken care of and which cholters
they're in and all of that.And so it's all about helping them immediate

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to get out of the storm andthen down the line to get them to
the next level because obviously they're notgoing to spend the rest of their life
in that cholter. To give themback on the road again. Have you
seen my aunt Joe. She waswearing a Moo moo house slippers, loud
tells inappropriate jokes, probably had adrink in her hand. She's parked cajun.
Oh no, we haven't seen youraunt Joe day, but I'm sure

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she'll show up somewhere. One ofthe things that you and I talked about
the other day, there are alot of people that have moved to the
Houston area to the Gulf Coast thatmaybe haven't lived there their whole lives here,
so they're not ingrained with some ofthe things. And certainly there's a
hurricane preparedness checklist. We're gonna goover that. But one of the one
of the golden rules that you andI touched on just the other night was

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if there's a storm in the Gulf, what do you do? You fill
up your Yes, yes, youdon't want to be that family when you're
evacuating. Hold on, we gottaget gas. And suddenly you're pulling off
the evacuation room. Now you're inline at the time wise store with all
the other people that are new here. If there's a storm in the Gulf,

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you fill up with gas. Ifthere's a storm in the Gulf,
you fill up with gas. Nowthere we will go of the hurricane preparedness
list, which is basically what didyou call a bugout bag? You need
to have a bugout bag if you'reevacuating. That's one of the primary things
that people talk about, and sowhat we're going there important documents, right

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of course, but one of thefirst things to think about is water and
food. Water for three days ifif you're taking off, but if you're
staying put in your house, youneed to have two weeks of food and
water there to go. But yes, all of your documents, everything that
you may need, and of coursemedicine, enough medicine for at least a

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week. I never thought about that. So if you're evacuating, you should
have a couple days supply of waterand food to take with you because you
don't know where you're going to endup. We had certainly was that Rita
where people ended up stuck on Iten headed west in two ninety for several
days. Yes, that is correct, sir, absolutely, and I did

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want to mention in terms of water. Just last month we were reminding people
we were in al Campo dave Inand we actually handed out six thousand bottles
of water with the help of oursponsor HB to the local community, just
to remind people to have that wateron hand. Now, one of the
other water functions that you may notbe aware of, especially if you don't

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live down here your whole life.If there's a hurricane and you're not evacuating,
one of the things that you needto do is fill up your bathtub
with water. And Greg, doyou know why you have to fill up
your bathtub with water. One ofthe reasons is so that you'll be able
to take water out of the plushyour commode. That's right, folks,
The commodes will work with potable water, with standing water. I have scooped

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water out of the swimming pool toflush the toilet just because the water lines
are down, just because, andthat doesn't generally happen. But sometimes if
a relay station or a pumping stationthe power goes out, maybe you don't
get water. Maybe there's a brokenwater name. If you have water at
your house, you can still fillup your tank and flush your toilet.

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Now, I remember announcing that Iwas going over a checklist on the radio
many many years ago as the stormwas approach. You fill up your tope
with water, You fill up apot with water, put it in the
freezer. So you have a hugeblock of ice in case you lose electricity,
and you want to make sure.I said you stock up on beer
and food, and says some guyfilled up the tub, He filled up

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the pot of water, he putit the freezer. He checked, Oh,
I gotta go to the store.You gotta go get the beer and
the food. And he forgot toturn off the tub, and he flooded
his apartment and his downstairs neighbor beforethe storm and even hit. So you
need to pay attention, don't getall scattered, and don't freak out right.
Calmness is one of the most importantthings preparation and as far as that

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goes. SEMA Online has a properemergency kit essential to hurricane preparedness. You
can go on there download it,habit handy and just a few quick things
from that. Dave extra cash incase the ATMs are down, your fuel
for the generator, cell phone withcharger, sanitation and personal hygiene items,

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and a multi purpose tool like aSwiss Army Knight. And of course don't
forget the batteries for the flashlight.Extra batteries. Please, let's talk about
generators. I know that on theradio. There's a lot of advertisement where
they talk about the generact system wherethey plug into your natural gas. These
generators are tens of thousands of dollars. There's a paperment beds are available.
I'm not schlupping for a free one. I'll take it. But the reality

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is greg you can buy a generatorat home Depot or Lows or any other
general service company where you can geta small generator anywhere from thirty nine to
eighty five, maybe one hundred dollars. That is enough to run some power
to your house, which would includekeeping your refrigerator charged up. How often

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do you have to run the generatorto charge up a refrigerator? I believe
just about every six hours. Yeah, I think you can let it just
to put a thermometer in there andkeep track of the temperature. You'll be
good to go. You'll be ableto keep your food going. I picked
up, relatively inexpensive for less thantwo hundred dollars, an expensive generator,
and I ran it during Harvey andit made all the difference and my neighbors

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were able to use it as well. Fantastic. I always want to share.
Now, where do you not runa generators inside your living space.
You do not run a generator insideyour living space and generally try to keep
it out from underneath an overhang.You don't want to collect the noxious emissions
the carbon monoxide. So and recapiedall this. We're going to post some

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stuff on our Facebook page. Youshould already be following us at the Outlaw
Dave show, but a Warrant OfficerElok from the second Brigade of the Texas
State Guard rots us to know thatthey will be standing by to help us
in the event of a natural hurricaneemergency here in Southeast Texas. Am I
right? You are right, sir, and I would be remiss if I

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didn't let the people know because Iknow how your listeners are. They always
want to do the right thing andthey want to help. We have room
in the Texas State Guard for youif you still want to serve, and
you can serve all the way upto seventy years in the Texas State Guard.
You can enlist at the right oldage of sixty seven even and if

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you go online to the Texas StateGuard, you will see that information and
make an information request if it ison your heart to help us during the
next time that a storm comes.Hey that you buddy out, lad day
even the nine one one garage orservice dot com studios. We are talking

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with doctor James Rinkle. Doctor Jimto his friends from the Wrinkle Institute for
Wellness, Thanks for having me Day. You're no stranger to this roundtable conversation.
A group of reprobates, wise sages, and well intended people, all
held together by a common credo.Yesterday we began our hero's journey to health

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and what the Wrinkle Institute of Wellnessdoes is basically help people improve their overall
quality of life. And this isfrom catastrophic health situations to just regular maintenance.
Am I correct? You are correct? Day we do all things wellness.
Well. We talk about wellness.Let's talk about exactly what that means.

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You and I have talked about qualityof life. But the reality is
most people, for whatever reason,don't have an orchestrated or choreographed health and
wellness plan. No they don't.I mean it's the situation is a very
truncated piece of material that you presentto your position and you're done and out

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the door within fifteen minutes. Duringyour evolution. Yesterday we spent almost two
hours together. So that is asignificant time for you, and it's a
significant contribution of the position to eachpatient and it builds a wonderful relationship.
If you follow us on Facebook,you're seeing this along the way. I

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go out to the recal institute,I go and I check in. The
staff there brings me in. Ifill out a standard questionnaire, my vitals
are taken, blood pressure, pulseweight, and then my consultation with the
doctor we go through at length alitany of health related questions, not just

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about biographical, historical, but alsojust an overall question answer period of everything
basically to get I'm assuming you acomplete picture of what my history is,
where I want to go, andwhat my current situation is. Yeah,
and all the past indiscretions are big, and you had mentioned that on Facebook,

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but you know, when we burnthe commodity of time, we have
to refresh that going backwards. Sothat's a big component of your wellness,
is your what you've kind of toreup along the way, sliding into third
so to see, and then wego backwards trying to make sure that every
time you get up the bat andyou hit that home run, most people

(31:15):
don't invest until they're in their fortiesor fifties in their health, right,
because you can do those things inyour twenties and thirties and it's not a
significant issue. But once the chronometerstarts to catch up with you, the
aches and the fames kick in,or you know, the third or seventh
shot of whiskey takes its role adifferent, different impact on you. Accordingly,

(31:38):
so having that knowledge of knowing howwe reverse that time clock is what
we focus on here. Well,why is it that we don't why is
it that our refractatory period becomes longerand greater? Well, I mean the
answer becomes the old adge that yourgrandmother gave you. As youth is wasted
on the young. The abilities ofyour body to detoxify, your energy levels,

(32:00):
your levels of metabolism all start todecrease in your thirties. You have
some hormone degradations starting they are findingprobably in the late twenties, and then
all of those cashed in commodities oflittle sleep or diet, smoking, drinking,

(32:21):
drugging, all those increased metabolism issuesthat as you cash those chips in
at the end you need to repayto get them back. So we're talking
with doctor James Wrinkle of the RinkleInstitute of Wellness. One of the things
that I observed when I was therethe other day, I know that one
of your staff recently had suffered acataclysmic medical event and his recovery and just

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under three months has been incredible.Yeah, we have a gentleman that is
the heart and soul and the righthand guy of the institute. His name
is JJ. The day before mybirthday, JJ suffered an enormous middle cerebral
artery stroke. For listeners, that'sone of the major ones that prevent you

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from walking and talking and all thoseother things. JJ has been our guinea
pig here at the institute. Hehad a good care to understand and we
started him with a very intensive regimentof trying to auction ate his tissue.
We did multiple ivs. He getsto go into the hyperbet chamber essentially daily

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for ninety minutes and we've had thankGod, and he had all of our
listeners there that believe in those pathways. He has gotten the receipt of modern
technology and God intervention, so hehas done absolutely tremendous. He continues to
make strides and improvements that we thatastound us. His ability to ambulate,

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walk, talk, drive. Ifyou've ever met him, you would think
that nothing ever has changed, ButI have video that would prove otherwise.
So we're blessed that we have themodalities to give people of the public these
these advantages, and we're happy togive give precedence to people that have these

(34:23):
catastrophic preferences or catastrophic failures for betterterms. And what was so pronounced is
they did show me the video ofthe immediacy after this uh stroke, this
henbridge in his brain where he hadthat paralysis, and you would never know
from talking to him or watching themtoday that just three months ago that he

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was It's an amazing, almost miraculousdocumentation of what these procedures that you're working
on. And as we go throughmy experience in my journey, I think
and totally there's some other things thatyou and I have discussed, not necessarily
off air, but we've things We'vetalked about advances in medicine, and I

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have friends that are dealing with thingslike MS and cancer, and so I
have a litany of questions that I'vebore down with with doctor Jim and This
is fascinating, and there is somuch advances being done that aren't necessarily part
of the mainstream medicine here, atleast in the United States. That makes

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us give pause. But this isn'ta political show. This is a quality
of life show, and that's whatwe're trying to accomplish with doctor James Wrinkle
of the Wrinkle Institute of Wellness.And if you follow us on Facebook,
you can follow us along and obviously, Heppo, we're not going to share
too much of the stuff, butyou'll be able to see my journey as
well as everything else that they've gotto offer out there, including and I

(35:52):
know you've talked to some people aboutthis. You're working with people on weight
loss because as we get older,the more weight we're dragging around, the
more it drags us down, notjust with the tiredness, but also the
effects on our heart and on ourlungs and our overall system. And there's
some ways that you can help peoplepretty not instantaneously, but work on rapid

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weight loss. It's part of theentire package, right. A lot of
it is diet and inflammation and whatwe expose ourselves too and the metabolism going
back to what you were saying,why does it happen in our twenties and
thirties. Our metabolism starts to slowenough in that age range where those excessive

(36:37):
calories start to take impact. Thedietarian discretions and the lack of sleep and
inflammation will all contribute to excessive weightgain. I mean, I don't.
I've gone through my own evolution ofthis. I'm part of the weight loss
program here. I do everything thatI recommend to my patients. I have

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at least contributed or tried it myself. So I'm in my own fifty five
pound weight loss journey at this point, starting roughly in a forty waist pants,
and now I'm down to about athirty three inch waist in about six
and a half months. So wepractice what we preach, that's for sure.

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And we have a program that incorporatesa lot of different modalities in our
weight loss. It's not just asimple pill or a simple shot, and
we highly motivate our patients. Wehave them check in weekly calls and then
monthly weigh ins, and then wegive them information to help them work on

(37:45):
their digestive health and their gut healthand contribute to their overall wellbeing. It's
not just a very simple formula,but a very complex protocol. Start your
own Hero's Journey to Health and Wellnessfrom the Regal Institute of Wellness, Doctor
Jim. Always good to conversate withyou, and next week we'll talk more

(38:06):
about some of the misconceptions and preconceivednotions that I had that were completely off
the books are is it is ourhero's journey to health well Dave, thanks
for having me and as always,we're always here for questions. So if
anybody's gotting anything that they want todiscuss, they're happy to hit us up
at the phone numbers three four sixtwo nine eight five four four two,

(38:28):
Happy to take you on your hero'sjourney. It is an Outlaw nine.
Dave Who, Dave, Dad?Will you open off the bandor Yeah?
Dave? Dave right man? Dave, Now, will you open up the
door? Dave's not here. Thefollowing program contains views and opinions that do

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not reflect those of this station orits advertisers. Dave Show. This is
the Outlaw d Show on KTRC nine. Sake a boat in the hurricane,
I cried the girls in the cornrain I clashed a race card riverside.

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I cheated, I've stole and Ilive. I've been the baptized before God.
I smoked the joint in front ofmy mom. He's a very naughty
boy. I bought card, promised, bought a home. I saw Elvis
in the astrodone, I thought myheart. I battle with the Booze.

(39:37):
I bought my picture on the coverof the Public Years Musicology one oh one
with Professor ol Good evening everybody aseye as he has met his Professor Owl
with your Musicology one oh one forthe Outlaw Dave Show. And no day

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is not here where I record,because I record in my studio most of
the time. But we are onthe Outlaw Dave Show. Why are we
playing these songs that we're playing todayon Musicology. Well, it's about that
whole Jason Aldean controversy for the songtry that in a small town. Now,

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I'm not picking sides. I'm notactually here to critique that, but
I thought about the controversy that hasbeen generated around this song, and of
course a few years back with babyIt's Cold Outside, and many many times
when we've talked about songs of musicology, we've we've kind of delved into this
topic a little bit. I thinkoften of the songs that were hits and

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that are still in a lot ofcases hits or was a big hit for
a band, that if it werereleased today, would at the very least
get created a lot of controversy andat the most might actually in some cases
prompt criminal investigation. So starting offwith, of course the Misfits poetic song

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Last Chress, there where not onlydid he kill your baby today and it
doesn't matter as long as it's dead, but he also raped your mother today
and it doesn't matter as long asshe spreads yes. And people say that
romance has died. And it's agreat song. It's kind of tongue in
cheek, or at least I hopeit's tongue in cheek, because that would

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be awful if not. It remindsme of a routine by Ricky Gervais where
he talks he made some joke andthe crowd kind of boot it. They
booed him because they said that hewas punching or kind of insinuated he was
punching down, and he said,I get it. We should always try
to punch up and he goes,but it's like if I made a joke

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about punching toddlers, and we canall laugh because it's ironic, and he
said, but if I actually draggeda toddle onto the stage and punched them,
then of course you know it wouldbe wrong and everybody would be upset.
Most of these songs that we're goingto discuss today have a bit of
tongue and cheek in them, andalso were released at times when maybe some

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of our sensitivities were a little bitdifferent. And please don't read sensitivities as
a bad thing. It doesn't necessarilymean oversensitive. It just means that we
may not have been as sensitive tothe harm or the hurt that we were
causing by our words and our actionsat certain times. But that being said,
some of these definitely, even fortheir time frame, pushed the bounds,

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and somehow, because they were packagedin a clever musical gift wrap,
slid by most people even understanding whatthe song was really don't say she mavercot

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on feel told in the market dayyou are lays Scott, don't stay but
no, it's going all right here. We wiped the ram and just around
Midnight, chill yours over around rightchild Up, It's just under your chums

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being Golding's brons time lay Yeah,funny where I's got to stop. Foe
knows that it's doing all right.You should have heard dust around me night
very night, I got church otheryour just a fur now that your mama

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was attentional all of my plays,Sweet Sta School, just turn. This

(46:30):
is the Outlaw Dave Show on Kprcini. This is the Outlawed Dave Show on
KPRC nine fifty good evening. Everybodyis ey, it is he? It
is me as professor Al continuing withyour musicology one on one this week for
the Outlawed Dave Show, talking aboutsongs that, if they had been released

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today, would at least create controversy. Of course, in the list of
the top twenty five most controversial songsor ones that would have fit into this
category, the Rolling Stones hold thedistinction for having five of those songs,

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of course, number one on thelist being Brown Sugar, with the lyrics
gold Coast slave Ship bound for cottonFields, Sold in the market down in
New Orleans. Scared old slaver knowshe's doing all right. Hear him Whip
the Women just around midnight. Andeven if you are not sensitive to the

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dark humor or irony or whatever,that one right there, if it came
out today, would definitely raise someeyebrows and probably would not be well received.
It's interesting to me that not thatmany years ago that that was a
hit song, and it's a greatmusical song, but the lyrics, whatever
you think of them, today,would have been controversial. And that's what

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we're here to discuss, is whysome of these songs would be controversial now
and weren't then. At the timewhen Brown Sugar was released, civil rights
was a newer, newer, Iguess concept in the United States, and
there was there was a lot ofslack given to musicians on that. And

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I've always been a fan of that. I've always been a fan of the
thought that, you know, artcan be a little bit daring and controversial
and offensive. I mean, obviously, you know songs like Last Caress with
you know I Raped your Mother Today, I mean, that was not a
line that was one that could bemisinterpreted, even if it was tongue in

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cheek, it was a very directline. It wasn't veiled, it was
you know, and and Brown Sugardefinitely talks about topics that would be more
taboo today than necessarily they were thetime when it was released. Um.
Some of the other ones on ourlist like this next song. Though they

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use an ethnic reference, they areonly talking about it in uh, well,
how do I put this? They'renot really talking about turning Japanese.
They're talking about something else. Let'ssee if you understand what they're talking about.

(49:43):
You. There's nothing else to do. Your hair is brown, You're
right STOs, I appencutsy win.There's no wind's around. I got ja

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picture. I got your picture,and not can moll you not be over
myself? I want the doctor totake a picture so one can look at
you from inside as well. Hekept me turning up and turning down,
un turning, unturning mail and turningJapanes. I think up to the Japanes
are read and thin soul, turningJapanese, and the conturning Japanese are read

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and then so turning Japanese and theycome turning Japanese are red thing, So
ty Japanese are they Unturny japan Isare redything? So jamperture. I cut

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your picture and look a meal,frun myself and the doctor to take a
picture so one can look at youfrom inside as well. You can conturning
the attorney down, Attorney, I'mturning read a journey Japanese. I think
unturney Japanese are ready thing, soturny jampan is. I think untourny Germans

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are ready thing, so twy germanis. I think jurney Japanese are ready
thing, so turny Japanese are thecontourny Japanese are ready thing. So no
sex, no drugs, no line, no women, don't ms and know
you know when the re starts.Everyone around me is a total stranger.

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Everyone that polls me like a cycleranger. Everyone that's one unturney Japanese and
think untourny Japanese are ready thing,So turny Japanies are think un turning Germans
are ready thing. So to eacheach ompanies a thing so to eachamans I

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think up to each other. He'sa really think so ech e Chiman.

(52:36):
He is a rather being so toeach Oman Echoes are anything so est Chpanese
are so fun thing Chimpanese good eveneverybody desire it is he as meet as
professor al back with your musicology oneon one for the Outlaw Dave Show,

(53:01):
talking today about those songs that wouldhave been uber controversial had they been released
today, and yes, inspired bythis whole Jason Aldeen controversy. And I
have to admit I'm a little tornbecause on the one hand, I feel
like the best thing in the worldto do is to allow people to kind

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of say whatever they want. Doesn'tmean there's not responsibility for it. That's
kind of what the First Amendment andfree speech and all that. I mean,
it's not kind of that is whatit's about, and it doesn't mean
that there isn't repercussions, but itmeans that you should be allowed to express
whatever. So on that. I'ma huge supporter and fan of the First

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Amendment. But on the other hand, I think that in a time when
we are as divided as we arenow, and don't point fingers right or
left, because it's both. Ina time or we are as divided as
we are now, we don't needto put more gasoline on that fire.
We need things to bring us backto center and to have a little more

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recognition. Now where that may seemlike a utopian ideal it would benefit us
more than anything else that makes usdivisive. So of course Archie Bunker and
they're explaining it better than I evercould, with the eloquence and poetry that
only Carol O'Connor as Archie Bunker couldactually do. The song before that was

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turning Japanese and what that would havefor those of you who don't know,
he's not actually turning Japanese. AndI'm sure most of you know this,
but really he's referencing that he ismasturbating to the picture and that as he
is getting close to finishing, hiseyes squint. And if you didn't know
that, that's the real story ofthe song. Of course, the sexual

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part of it would not be verycontroversial today. There's been many, many,
many songs about masturbating, but veryfew that turned masturbating into not only
one ethnic trope with the turning Japanesewhile at the same time using the the
pentatonic run there which is not Japanesebut Chinese, which goes back to a

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time where in America we kind oflumped all Asian ethnicities into a single group
and didn't care to know what thedifferences were. And you know, back
then it flew today, it probablywould have offended quite a lot of people.
And where in and of itself,being offended is nothing. I mean,

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what happens to you when you're offended? Nothing, You just get offended.
But again, this is probably atime in our life and in our
history where we need a little bitmore togetherness than divisiveness. And so these
songs, while they are still playedon our classic hits and we still love

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them, and some of these areeven covered by my band and other bands
here in town, probably a goodidea that they were not released now.
And that being said, for whateverreason, it was the Asian culture that
took a lot of hits on thesesongs, of course, turning Japanese not
really differentiating between the Japanese and theChinese there, and that was kind of

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a I don't know, it wasjust a stereotype, but in a more
still a stereotype, but in amore positive stereotype. Asian culture gets a
little bit of a bit of admirationin our next song, anyway, I
digress He's your friend on KPRCIN Doggie, it's your old buddy, al Law

(56:42):
Dave in the nine one Garage doorService dot Com Studios that has served us
so well for so many years.You know, was he the sponsor back
at the bar? He should havebeen. He was at the bar enough,
all right before Professor al takes hissummers those you're in a break,
if you will, let's continue thisweek's Musicology one O one folks, Good

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morning class Musicology one on one withProfessor All. Oh oh, oh oh.

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Everybody was comful fighting those takes thefastest lightning. In fact, it
was a little bit fighting. Butif the expert time was Funky China man

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from Funky China Times. They weretiming. They were timing them down inscation
Chinese heart and everybody needs their partfrom a fainting to a snap and I'm
taking from the head and was goingfor fighting those get the fastest line and

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was a little bit finding for themoment expert timing the militan and little Simmi
ch'all he said, he comes thebig boss. Let's get it on me

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to stand, started twain with thehand. That motion made me step now
wouldn't get to a band was calledfor by those game the fastest king and
fast was a little bit friking.But the different expert time, Oh sh

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Donful, Fighting, get the fastestliding in Thankful, A little Fighting Mature
for time. Music Apology one onone with Professor Earl Good even everybody in

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his eye, it is he,it is me, It is Professoral with
Musicology one on one for the OutlawDave Show today, discussing songs that would
be controversial had they been released today. And to be fair, I just
picked a random selection for the timeframe that we have. But when researching
this and looking up the lyrics andstuff, some of which I already knew

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and some of which you know throughGoogle research, there's actually quite a bit
of music, a lot of itthat would would be controversial today. One
of them that I think would beuniversally reviled is a song by the Crystals
called He Hit Me and It FeltLike a Kiss, where in the lyric

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she basically says that because he beatsher, that's how she knows that he
loves her, And that probably is, if nothing else, an indicator that
a lot of therapy is needed,even by those standards, even back in

(01:02:07):
the time that that came out inthe early sixties, but by today's standards.
Can you imagine if a woman sanga song saying, oh my god,
I'm so glad that you know myhusband or my boyfriend beats me,
because it's like a kiss to me. I know that that's how I know
he loves me. We would definitelySome people may claim that that wouldn't mortify

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him, but imagine if that wasthe song that your daughter came to you
and said, this is mine andmy boyfriend's song. I think most of
us would be upset, and therewould probably be a little bit of boyfriend
homicide or at least assault occurring atthe very least. I don't know.
Speaking as a dad, I knowthat that wouldn't fly with me speaking of

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things that would be controversial and thatwould be offensive to dads, but don't
have anything to do with race.Our next song comes from, of course,
my favorite band and your mandatory weeklykiss reference. That's right, the
song off of Love Gun Chris teensixteen, which, as we've discussed before,
would we've delved into some of thesecontroversial song topics at the time when

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this came out, public views onteenage girls having sex with rock stars,
ages of consent, ages of marriage, things like that we're a little bit
different than they are now. Thatdoesn't make it any better. We were
just all wrong as a society.We were wrong. We got that one
completely wrong, because, let's faceit, there's not a lot of difference

(01:03:38):
other than the technology and stuff we'reexposed to between a teenager now and a
teenager then. It was wrong then, it is wrong now, But at
the time it was more widely accepted. At that time, the age,
the average age of marriage for younggirls was a lot younger. And though
at that time our morality said thatwe didn't want premarital sex and stuff,

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Definitely, all these rock stars didn'tget laid because girls weren't putting out.
Teenage girls fell victim to it.Kiss wrote a song about it, and
if you really listen to the lyrics, in particular in the middle section of
the song, you'll understand just howcringey it is by today's standards. And
side note for you, the originaldemo of this song was the Gene Simmons

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brought in for the recording session.Was not recorded by the other members of
Kiss. It was Gene Simmons withEddie and Alex Triste sixty Christie sixty.

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She Shop Beazing, I Want andShe's und i don't school nextay, but

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I saw you going on school afterthat. I need I nexte gotta have
I've gotta have you. She's notwrong, but she's shall not clean.

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I've gotta lea who Christie sixty,Christine sixteen, Christy Risteta sixty, christ

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sixtyste Rusty. This is the OutlawedDay Show on KPRC nine fifty three.

(01:07:38):
Outlaw Dave, He's your Fritz.This is the Outlawed Day Show on KPRC
nine fifty good even in everybody ades e it is he has meet us.
Professor Al with your musicology one ohone for the Outlawed Dave Show.
Continuing our discussion of song that ifthey had been released today, well people

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would go that doesn't fly. Itwould create controversy. At the very least,
there may be protests, there maybe news articles about it. To
be fair, some of these songshad that or some of the songs that
could fall into this category created controversiesback then too. We'll get into that
in just a second. But atthe beginning of this program, I said
that what inspired the subject matter forthis was Jason Aldeen's new song Try That

(01:08:27):
in a Small Town. Not pickinga side. He can sing whatever he
wants. But I do agree withJason Isabel and the four hundred unit Jason
Isabel saying that, you know,Jason Aldeen actually didn't write the song.
It was written by four other writers. And that's probably because Jason Aldeen is
for the most part, a talentlesspiece of crap. And that's my opinion,

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but it has nothing to do withthat song. I would have told
you that two or three years agoabout him. I've read enough of his
interviews, I've heard enough and hadenough interaction around the Jason Aldean camp to
know that he's just a puppet anda worthless He's, in my opinion,
everything that's wrong with modern country musicand he falls into that, into a

(01:09:10):
category, into a class of peoplewith that. But he's since he's one
of the larger stars in that category. He is that. But I will
give him credit for this because hedefinitely knows how to market to the lowest
common denominator. And that being said, the last heart of our song list
that would be controversial, really controversialif released today, comes from none other

(01:09:32):
than one of the Kings of shockrock himself, Alice Cooper. The song
We're gonna do. No surprise here. The song we're gonna do is the
song I Love the Dead, whichtalks about necrophilia. There's a happy subject
for all of us, but it'svery tongue in cheek. This was to
take Alice Cooper or Kisses Show orBlack Sabbath Show, is anything more then

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more serious than you would take theRocky Horror Picture Show or the horror movie
I Spit on Your Grave or theDead movies. It was all seventies camp.
Satanic panic was in full swing,and those that were smart knew how
to market it. Groucho Marks,watching an Alice Cooper show early on,
walked up to him afterward and said, now that's good vaudeville, and it's

(01:10:15):
important to distinguish that. Now thereare bands, heavier bands now writing songs
about death and murder and necrophilia andblood and sacrifice and satanism and paganism and
witchcraft and all sorts of manner ofthings that tend to make suburban America just
a little uncomfortable under the collar.There. But most of those bands fall

(01:10:38):
into the one singing about that stuff. They're kind of underground. They have
followings, they play smaller venues.They do tour and all that, but
they don't have national radio support andthings like that. But at the time
that Alice Cooper was doing this,there was only a handful of acts that
were really going out to shock theworld. Later on, many following follow
up acts happen, but I mean, you know, you had Arthur around,

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Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath Kiss,and then it had a lot of
the glam rock stuff, but thekind of shock stuff that they were doing,
and then eventually turned into horror punkwith bands like the Misfits and things,
and now black metal and death metaland things like that. But at
the beginning of it, there wasonly a handful of these acts that were
easily accessible, and Alice Cooper wasnot only accessible but was very popular.

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And because of that, this wasa song that you would hear or see
you on a weekend playlist on yourfavorite radio station. You could go pick
up the album at the Walmart backthen or whatever music store Tower Records back
in the day. And that beingsaid, it's so surprising that it flew.
I think on the one hand,those that were shocked were shocked,
but the majority of people understood itas a show I try and think of

(01:11:46):
what their reaction would be nowadays,if some parent overheard their kids streaming their
music on their Bluetooth speakers or whatever, and they heard cadaverize upon me,
see no thing, or you're blueingflesh for me to hold, or any
of these lines, I feel likeit would be like a scene from the
Exorcist, except instead of the childbeing possessed, the parent's head would spin

(01:12:09):
around, the green pea soup wouldshoot out, and I, like I
did in the seventies and eighties andnineties and two thousands, with all of
this, would laugh hysterically at thefact that people don't get the joke until
next time. This has been musicologyone oh one for the Outlaw Day Show.
It is I, it is heis new as Professor al and until
we speak again, hope each andevery one of you has a fantastic I

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love the dead before their The bluingflesh fu me to hold, could never
rize upon me, sy nothing.I love the dead before they rise.

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No farewells, no goodvies. Inever even knew you're now running her face
while friends and lovers on your sillygrave. I have other uses for you.
Darling Noddy, So true, true, I love the dat. Before

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this, they're brewing freshmar made alord gamize the mornising Money's our gentlemen,
that is our soul Friday evening.Thank you for coming. Please live by

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the accents and don't forget the speakers. Thank you,