Boobies and Barbarians ...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well for Pete's sakes, or nothing off limits in the
ways they will divide us.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This is the Kelly Golden Show podcast powered by Disaster Plus.
On a Big Fail Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Whether it is Sydney's Sweeny in a pair of American
Eagle jeans or Senator Elizabeth Warren's recent tumble on the
floor of the Senate, there's nothing off limits apparently anymore
on the ways that they will attempt to divide us.
Welcome in Happy Friday. Yes, it is happy, and we
can have fun pointing out the fails on this Big

(00:38):
Fail Friday. Listen, seventy six year old Elizabeth Warren takes
a tumble and Republicans and MAGA are rejoicing over this.
First of all, O, Lizabeth Warren is just fine, okay.
If you haven't seen the video, she's okay. She leaned
on a desk that basically toppled over and fell backwards
and then she popped right back up. But God, forget

(01:00):
anybody laugh about I mean, you should see the headlines
out here reporting this. MAGA is laughing, they're rejoicing. Okay. Fail.
This is a massive fail for many, many reasons. First
of all, the left's fake outrage of Maga rejoicing because
of Focahontas's fall. The truth is it was Texas Center

(01:21):
or Ted Cruz who was the first to rush to
her aid and make sure she was okay. But then
I canna tell you that, and coming from one of
the kletsiest people you may ever meet, falls when people
are okay can be funny. You know what else is funny?
Ever heard of a lubby cushion? Yeah, farts are funny too.
It's okay for us to laugh. Maybe if we laugh

(01:43):
a little more, we'd see less lunacy. Look at the
last week alone, deadly shootings, knife attags, fires, breeze. So
spare me this fake outrage. Guys, look back throughout history.
The left has fomented violence against people they don't agree
with politically for quite some time. And the lunacy that

(02:06):
Democrats are peddling dangerous, unhinged. Look at the rates of
mental illness they're through the roof and likely sparking these horrific,
deadly sprees that God knows if we're going to see
more of, I pray not, because I'd rather focus on
getting back to the facts and not your feelings. Please

(02:27):
find a healthy outlet to deal with being upset, Go
for a walk, sit quietly on the beach. Wind is therapy,
Go for a bike ride. Please embrace anything positive, be kind,
show empathy, smile hog shows some loving kindness. We need
more of this, not celebrating when a man's assassinated in

(02:49):
the street. This is sick and none of us should
be divided on agreeing with that. Then I got this
message here asking me about the American eagle gens dust stuff.
All right, God, for you can be blonde, blue eyed,
and how big boobies. Okay, you're apparely no longer human
walking barbie. You're now a Nazi in current clown world

(03:12):
that we live in. Guess what pretty people sell. When
you're attractive, you get attention. This is not breaking news,
it's nature. I love y'all. Have a great last weekend
before school starts back and tune in live Monday here
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inns at nine. We have a podcast you can tune

(03:33):
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(03:54):
where you're listening. There are people from different countries around
the world, from all walks of life tuning in right now. Yes,
I'm talking to you and I'd really love to highlight
you on an upcoming cast. Appreciate you listening. Stay safe
out there and go have a laugh please.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
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Speaker 1 (04:17):
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