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March 20, 2025 1 min
Save time and MILLIONS of moneys with these FIVE MINUTE HACKS! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three and now.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Five minute hacks that will literally save you millions. Take
an empty toilet paper tube, roll grapes down it into
your mouth. Oh, I don't have to be near my
mouth again. Now take that same tube and play it
like a tuba tube. Uh genius. I don't have to
buy a tuba now, whoa. Now take an ordinary fork,

(00:25):
got it? Use it to scratch your blood. Now use
it to eat your salad? Ew, salad. Can't get the
lit up a pickle? Jar? I really can't, though, Use
a quarter stick of dynamite. Hey that really works, But
where's the pickles? Now? Boom bonus hack? Thanks five minute?
Play online games all night until your girlfriend leaves you.

(00:48):
Thanks five minutes. How was this supposed to save us millions?
Put millions of dollars of charges on your credit card,
change your name and move to Nigeria. It really works. Hey,
my way to the next time from what five minute
haggs you?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
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