CALL IN SICK WITH DR KEVIN LOL

Don't want to work? Call in sick!  Don't think you can get away with it?  Well now there's help!  You need Dr. Kevin! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
The flu season is here. What better time to call
in sick back?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
What if my boss doesn't believe me?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Need a note from a doctor? Yeah, no problem. Got
me doctor Kevin for five dollars American. Doctor Kevin will
draft the perfect note for your discriminating boss.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
My boss's extra suspicious. Got me for an extra three bucks.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Doctor Kevin will give you cultures of the actual blue
virus in a petri dish. What if that doesn't convince
my boss?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Got me for just ten bucks more.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Doctor Kevin will infect you with the flu. Talk about
fail proof alibi for calling in sick.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'll have the flu.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Wait, but I don't want the flu. Got me for
twenty nine ninety five. Doctor Kevin will give your boss
the flu. Oh thanks, Doctor Kevin. Thanks Doctor Kevin, No problem.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Operators are standing by. Doctor Kevin is a registered trademarker.
Doctor Kevin. Got me flu is a registered trademarker.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
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