Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
The flu season is here. What better time to call
in sick back?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
What if my boss doesn't believe me?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Need a note from a doctor? Yeah, no problem. Got
me doctor Kevin for five dollars American. Doctor Kevin will
draft the perfect note for your discriminating boss.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
My boss's extra suspicious. Got me for an extra three bucks.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Doctor Kevin will give you cultures of the actual blue
virus in a petri dish. What if that doesn't convince
my boss?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Got me for just ten bucks more.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Doctor Kevin will infect you with the flu. Talk about
fail proof alibi for calling in sick.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'll have the flu.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Wait, but I don't want the flu. Got me for
twenty nine ninety five. Doctor Kevin will give your boss
the flu. Oh thanks, Doctor Kevin. Thanks Doctor Kevin, No problem.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Operators are standing by. Doctor Kevin is a registered trademarker.
Doctor Kevin. Got me flu is a registered trademarker.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
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