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May 6, 2025 40 secs
You know when you're just sitting there nervous because the Vatican could call at any minute and make you the Pope... We feel you. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three to three. I just heard that they're
about to select a new pope, and I'm so nervous
that it's gonna be me. I don't know how to pope.
I don't even know what a pope does, what does
a pope eat? I look dumbing hats. I would be
such a bad pope. I'm so scared they're gonna pick me.
Last night I prayed to God. I was like, please, please,

(00:21):
don't make me the pope.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
And now I'm praying and one step closer to being
the pope.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
This could be this. No, don't pick me to be
the pope. Hey, you're the pope. Now I knew it.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
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