Dear Colorado Rockies LOL

An open letter to The Colorado Rockies from a fellow Sucky American.  This organization is SO inspiring. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three to three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dear Colorado Rockies, I know you're getting a lot of
heat for sucking, but I just wanted to let you
know I, for one, am inspired. You see, I also suck,
and frankly, for me, it doesn't pay that well. But
when I see you as an organization and as individuals
sucking so hard but still making millions, it gives me hope.

(00:27):
For example, if Chris Bryant can make twenty six million
dollars this year with a one fifty four average and
one RBI for the season, why can't I, bellow sucking
person make like one hundred k? Maybe Now the Rockies
as a team can lose one hundred plus games year

(00:48):
over year and yet still make a single dollar. It's
what gets me out of bed in the morning. So
thank you, Rockies. I'll keep on sucking all the way
to the bank. Keep it up, You're only remaining fan.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
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