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June 27, 2024 59 secs
Don't spend money and drive to Wyoming to get your fireworks, make them yourself! WHAT could go wrong? 
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Wyoming, sure is a long wayaway to get good fireworks, So this
year, why not safe gas andmake your own at home. But if
you mix fertilizer and tomato soup plusrusty nails, you can make the orange
Juna spinner. Or put pop rocksand gerbil poop in a microwave to make
the happy green peacock. The ripeproportions of astroglide and fabrize smeared on a

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corn dog make a big flame andcrazy wiener preaching beer, liquid, nitrogen
and smarties yields a beautiful golden shower. A catheter sterno and a croquete mallet
will make a great purple crotch rocket. So celebrate the birth of the nation
and save money by doing it yourself. For complete recipes and instructions, visit

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