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September 11, 2025 1 min
LOL From 2009.  Makes you think about how much you should spend on expert advice, and staplers. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome students.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
You student, I'm the only one here.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
You are here because you signed up for introduction to
karate or kara.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I am karate expert, Darren. Excuse me house, See how
you weren't.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Ready for that? What the My special brand of martial
arts based on surprise is called Marshall.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
What these fancy gave me?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Keep falling down? You have yet to earn a belt?
Get some suspenders. Now I will demonstrate a two banger.
You know why it's called a two banger? There's two moves. No,
it's because there's two, one move right after the other.
Karate nippogra. Should you run into a man with a
sweet combo like that, There's not much you can do
except add a third move, which, as luck would have it,
I have done for you here with the wet finger

(00:45):
in the ear, I got that. That's the move that
brought down Bruce Lee fine Stein. Any other questions, I'm
still the only one here. Okay, throw a st chucking
a stapler at the assailants crotch. You effectively disoriented and
confuse your enemy. However, it may enable him to become
more organized. You're that? Can I get my staple or back.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
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