MOVE TO COLORADO SPRINGS TBT LOL

TBT LOL. Back when the entire country was moving to Colorado, we suggested that maybe there's room for all these transplants in beautiful Colorado...Springs. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ok Usa. You win. Colorado is pretty damn great and
the word is out, so we welcome you to move here.
To come.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Springs, Beautiful Colorado Springs, Springs.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
You've heard some things and the good stuff is true.
Only an hour from Denver and further from Pueblo than
you think. Plenty of room, affordable property. If you like
I twenty five, you'll love it. In the Springs. We
not only have a fourteener. You can drive up our
fourteener and your Diesel Dooley. We post the steepest zoo
in the continental US. We have a lot of wheat

(00:39):
smokers too, all locked up in Canyon City. Focus on
the family. That's really just one guy, and he's a
friend to Tim Tebow's. You've seen megachurches. Colorado Springs has
giga churches, but it's not that conservative. Have you seen Manitou.
They barely wear pants, so no need to crowd the
capitol anymore. Move to Colorado Springs, the Colorado Spring. They

(01:04):
could use some normal people paid for by Denver. We're
full nurse lol at five oh five. Search Lols on iHeartRadio.