Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three three. Today wasthe day I felt my first earthquake.
It was terrifying, but my fearquickly turned to anger. Nobody is allowed
to make me pee my pants inmy own house. Only beer before bed
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can do that, and sometimes whenI sneeze really hard. So screw you
Earth, Yes where Earth? Iwent to the park and beat the crap
out of the Earth. I kickedEarth's sass and reclaimed my manhood triumphantly.
I went back to my apartment.What the hell is that? An after
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shot? Furious, I left myhouse again, went to the drug store.
Or don't diapers? Huh? I'mjust thinking them up for my grandma.
Came on Earth? Now we wait? What the hell was that?
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