PARENT TEACHER CONF SCREEN ZOMBIE LOL

Your kid is WAY addicted to screens... I have no idea where he gets it from... 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, thank you for coming in. Let's chat about Jake.
He's very engaged.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh that's great. Engaged with the lessons.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well, engaged with his phone. Hey's what we call here
at school, a screen zombie.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm sorry what I was just check out text?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
A screen zombie can't put his phone down. For example,
yesterday during math he raised his hand to answer a problem,
but it turned out he was just trying to swipe
up for some reason. Oh no, and in pe instead
of running laps, he stood perfectly still, said he was buffering, buffering.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's kind of glover.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
He's always been very clever.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Now, don't worry, he's not in trouble. In fact, the
other kids have started following him around. They call themselves
the lag Squad. So you're saying he's a trund setter exactly,
a zombie, yes, but a kind of zombie leader, which
is all we can really hope for these days.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
What do you recommend we do?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, we should proceed carefully. He needs to touch grass
in his condition, but a blade of grass could actually
cut his tender transparent skin.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
How much sunscreen do you own? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Sorry, I was a blank cookie clicker Yeah, Nurse

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