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August 8, 2025 1 min
Get excited for back to school kids!  Your buddy Perry the #2 Pencil is back with another Tip about how to have fun with your pencil, and avoid divorce attourneys! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You gotta go back to school, Yeah, but you might as.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well have some fun.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah. Hey, it's me Perry the Number two Pencil with
another back to school tip. I'm pretty cool on my own,
but get some friends together in a circle and you
could play spin the pencil. It may land on Vanessa,
get a little smooth out of it, then hang out
on the weekend. In a couple of weeks, you could
meet her parents. Her dad's a pretty serious dude, and

(00:30):
you feel suddenly kind of locked into this commitment. Well,
after thirty long years tumble By, You've got a modest
house and disrespectful children, with zero passion in your life.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You may think, what if I just spun it a.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Little harder, ended up kissing Lorraine, who's a CEO according
to LinkedIn, and really held up well.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
How cool is that? That's Perry the Number two Pencil

Speaker 3 (00:58):
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