Episode Transcript
Fort Collins. They think they're so cool because they're a fort.
What are they protecting us from Wyoming? They have no men,
no real ones anyway, I hear. They don't even kill
their own cows. There they make them feel better. Cows
don't need to feel better, they need to taste better.
They might have a new Belgium brewery, but what's wrong
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with an American brewery. Greeley was founded as a utopian society.
Fort Collins just sits there touching the pewterer. Remember balloon boy,
that's Fort Collins for you. So this November, say no
to the Fort colonoscopy and yes to the town that's
been keeping it greel since eighteen eighty six, paid for
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by Greeleians nerves. LOL at five oh five brought to
you by Illegal Peach Search LOLS on IHR Radio
Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News
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