Rockies 2024 Eulogy LOL

Putting to rest another tragic Colorado Rockies season.  Special guest commentary from Dinger. RIP. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three to three. Dearly beloved, we gather here
today to remember the twenty twenty four Colorado Rockies baseball season. Thankfully,
this year we were spared the usual early season hope
with a sixteen to one butt kicking in Arizona the
first game of the season. The two and ten start

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made it abundantly clear that this season would be typical.
The Rockies twenty twenty four season did give us some laughs,
like the two errors in one play giving up a
winning run back in May, full on three stooges, classic funny.
There were other good times as well, dollar hot dog Night,

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bobblehead giveaway of retired players or players we barely know,
and of course the fireworks. Yeah, the fireworks were great,
everybody agrees, none of which could save this season from
the sickness being shut out fourteen times in counting the
worst dra in baseball, and generally sucking game in and

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game out on our way to another one hundred loss season.
And yes, while the body is still writhing and wiggling,
there we know the truth. This team has been deader
than Disco since April. So let us finally put to
rest the twenty twenty four Colorado rockies dinger, would you

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