ROCKIES EULOGY 2025 LOL

Today we lay to rest yet another Colorado Rockies Baseball season.  Special guest mascott Dinger The Dinosaur. At least their suffering is over. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three to three. Dear friends and fans, we
gather once again more in the loss of the twenty
twenty five Colorado Rockies season. Seems like we do this
earlier every year. If all of us are honest with ourselves,
we would agree that it's a blessing. Really, we saw
so much suffering from this team from the start. There's

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really no coming back from losing fifty games faster than
any team in the modern baseball era. We could tail
back in May that this team was not long for
this world when they lost twenty one to zero to
the Padres and frenzy embarrassment didn't end there. There was
the game in Miami where only five thousand people showed up,

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or that game in LA where we could have won
against the Dodgers and everyone just watched that pop fly
drop and we lost straight up bad news bears. Well,
let's also celebrate the goodish stuff that happened this year.
It was that terror will start that had the Rockies
on track for a twenty seven and one thirty five season.

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But I think we're gonna finish better than that. I think,
And of course the fireworks are always nice, ye, And
I remember that Savannah Bananas game. Oh hell, that was
fun better than the Rockies who are now out of
playoff contention officially once again. And now Dinger would like

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to say something. Dinger dy Nursese LOL at five o
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