ROCKIES NEW SEASON LOL

The 2025 season has started for the Colorado Rockies, I bet it goes SWELL!  

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Channel ninety three to three.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Welcome to the twenty twenty five Colorado Rockies season, an
experience like no other.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Right you are, Bob, We could be witnessing history this
year as your Colorado Rockies look to lose one hundred
games for the third consecutive season. It would be a
first for the franchise.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Vegas seems to agree, as they're giving better odds to
the Second Coming being in twenty twenty five than the
Rockies taking their first pennant?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is that true, Bob? No joke serious and said, well.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Bob, unlike other seasons that have given us some kind
of pesky hope of mediocrity, there's been none of that
this year, just beautiful losses piling up.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And I think it's helped that we've not only retained
Bud Black as a manager, but also I like the
new walk up music they're using for every batter.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Do you know, Bob?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
It also helps that the Rockies payroll is lower than
any single gas station in the state.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh man, really, there's a new twist batting lead off
for the first time this season.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
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