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October 10, 2024 1 min
A TBT Halloween CLASSIC!  Slashers in a traffic jam outside the sorority house. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three. Excuse me, you and the bushes?
What what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm the gardener.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
So you're gardening at this sorority house in a hockey
mask at midnight?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Slasher, slasher?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Why do you take your slashing ass somewhere else? I
was here first?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Wait, hello, wearing a clown costume? Here hook for a hand?
Oh that's nice, thank you. So that must be your
van out front.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I kind of blucked in with my favorite all beat
in and out. Can't you just terrorize another sorority?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Look, I wish I could have a Delta's they're all
just no. I have to kill alpha fees.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Look, I've already terrorized them all day by phone. That's
get through now. If some other.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Slasher shows up, yeah, they're not gonna respect me as
a slasher.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
This is my own fault. I should have got up.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Earlier, shared the hell out of it.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
What do you what?

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Yeah? I got the alpha fees. Yeah yeah, so I'll adults.

Speaker 7 (00:57):
I gotta be honest. He was just about to do
the I was thinking of it. Oh really tells you like.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
M H.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
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